His majesty king charles has sent his condolences today to morocco, saying he cant describe the depths of his sadness and sorrow at the appalling tragedy unfolding there. Well, in other news there. Well, in other news today, Daniel Khalife has been charged with escaping custody after four days on the run from the authorities. The 21 year old the authorities. The 21 year old escaped terror suspect had strapped himself underneath a food delivery lorry to escape from wandsworth prison on wednesday. He was tackled from his bike on a canal towpath in northolt in west london by a Police Officer yesterday. He will appear at Westminster Magistrates Court tomorrow. Meanwhile, the justice secretary says around 40 inmates were moved out of wandsworth prison amid an investigation into caliphs escape. Alex chalk admitting the prison is overcrowded but also promising the government is doing all it can. It comes as an inmate at the prison was stabbed this afternoon. The man was taken to hospital where he remains in a critical condition. The tuc says critical condition. The tuc says its reporting the government to the United Nations over a new uk law requiring staff to work dunng law requiring staff to work during strike action. The tucs general secretary says the legislation falls far short of International Legal standards. The government says the law protects the lives of the public, such as in the case of doctors strikes recently announcing a consultation on how the new law can be enacted. And the new law can be enacted. And tonight , the spanish football tonight, the Spanish Football Federation president , Luis Rubiales, says he will resign following the controversy over him kissing a player at the womens world cup. The 46 year old kissed Jenny Hermoso on the lips during the trophy presentation following spains victory over england in last months world cup final. But the midfielder said the kiss wasnt consensual. In an interview with piers morgan, rubiales says he could not continue with his work and finally, sir mo farah has completed his final race of his running career, stealing fourth place in the great north run. Place in the great north run. The four time olympic champion said it had been an amazing journey. He was cheered on and journey. He was cheered on and greeted by crowds as he crossed the finishing line, emulating his trademark m with his hands above his head as he did so, the sports star announced earlier this year that the time had finally come for him to move away from running with gb news across the uk on tv. In your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news this is britains news. News. Channel hello and welcome to headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners. Im josh howie. And joining me to sort the wheat from the chaff of mondays newspaper is comedian and comedy promoter whos never actually booked me. Paul cox. And thats booked me. Paul cox. And thats one way to do it. Comedy legend and the person you can blame for making me a stand up comedian, adam thank you. Hello, adam bloom. Thank you. Hello, adam. Your first time here. Welcome. You. A comedy welcome. Thank you. A comedy legend. And can you legend. Absolutely. And can you explain the reason legend. Absolutely. And can you explai|a the reason legend. Absolutely. And can you explai|a comedian . Reason legend. Absolutely. And can you explai|a comedian . Because you youre a comedian . Because you said we were mates and you said, you know, josh, youre quite funny. Give go. Funny. You should give it a go. No, you gigs and no, no, you did two gigs and gave up. And said gave up. Yeah. And i said you should back it. Should go back to doing it. Yeah. Are basically to yeah. So you are basically to blame. Viewers, i apologise blame. Tony viewers, i apologise for experience. What for your experience. What will happen incredible. Happen next . Thats incredible. How are you doing, paul . Youre right. How those right. Okay. How are those gigs . Yeah. Now yeah. Anyway, lets move on now. Look at mondays. Right. Lets look at mondays front pages very quickly. We front pages very quickly. We have the daily mail, a hostile act in the heart of parliament. The times reveal old spy suspect in the heart of power. The i uk Interest Rates hikes set to end. Experts predict the guardian 184,000 cancer cases in the uk this year were preventable. The mirror of terror on our streets and the star of Great British bunco and those we are front pages. Bunco and those we are front pages. And we are going to begin pages. And we are going to begin with the daily mail. Paul and not really an advert for smoking there on the front. No i mean, forget the spy story for a minute. Weve got some bigger news, havent we . Moss . News, havent we . Kate moss . Looks on the looks like shes been on the cigarettes looks like shes been on the cigthetes looks like shes been on the cigthe vaping which the mail has up the vaping which the mail has seen fit to put right on the front page. Quite an unflattering photograph, to be honest. But then, you honest. Josh, but then, you know, kate moss is of an age now where shes been smoking for a long time and i guess this is what happens if you do. Yeah, i mean, adam, look, i dont want to for looking to shame people for looking rougher than they were when they were 20 years ago, but that is that makes me just glad i didnt smoke. I mean, i look exactly the same. The same. Should cut to e should cut to a i think it should cut to a picture all of us three, 20 picture of all of us three, 20 years ago. Yeah, thats. A good point thats such a good point because absolutely. Thats such a good point bectyou absolutely. Thats such a good point bectyou what, solutely. Thats such a good point bectyou what, 20. Jtely. Thats such a good point bectyou what, 20. Well, she tell you what, 20. Well, she looks now than i did looks better now than i did 20 years so im not going. Im years ago. So im not going. Im not going to im not going to draw any conclusions anyway. Lets do the story there. Lets do the proper story there. Yeah the heart yeah a hostile act in the heart of parliament. So this is the story on the front of the mail. China was last night accused of carrying out a hostile act in the heart of westminster after a parliamentary researcher was arrested on suspicion of spying. Now, before we get going, westminster is probably the whitest place in london in the houses of parliament. So why it took so long to find the chinese spy . I took so long to find the chinese spy . I dont know. Josh well, do they . Is there any indication of this ethnicity . Well, this persons ethnicity . Well, im because because im going to because because this gb im to this is gb news. Im going to guess. Assume and plough forward with it. Josh okay. And then with it. Josh okay. And then when wrong, well , just when youre wrong, well, just deny even did story. Deny that we even did the story. But i mean, obviously this is very serious. One thing very serious. Its one thing thats interesting thats always very interesting to you never hear stories to me is you never hear stories of found spying of you know, uk man found spying in china or in their part. I mean, its a dictatorship. So they dont really have houses there. So much better than, well, be i can only well, we must be i can only guess quite amusing guess. But what is quite amusing in story is the fact that in this story is the fact that rishi has taken there, one rishi sunak has taken there, one of the senior members of their Political Team task over this Political Team to task over this sort of saying, you know, this is this is not an old chap. And i cant imagine anyone being scared of rishi sunak, let alone china. Id like to see that china. So id like to see that footage. Well, thats it. I mean, adam, he him aside, mean, adam, he took him aside, didnt lee kwang. And he didnt he, old lee kwang. And he also took him aside. Probably the. The. No ones going to be physically intimidated by sunak i no. Something racist sounds going on because all i can think of, i spy with my little eye and thats dodgy ground. Thats very dodgy ground. You might away with might just get away with it here. The place. Here. Youre in the right place. Adam welcome. I look adam welcome. Yeah, i mean, look , can the uk do . I , but what can the uk do . I mean, china is the worlds second biggest superpower. Where what are we meant to do . Hes just. I cant even imagine what he said to him. Like can you please stop spying on us . Hes had it. We cant do anything. I mean, we could be seeing this is theatre , Global Political theatre, Global Political theatre, Global Political theatre. So we identify someone theatre. So we identify someone could be spying. Of course. Theres someone spying. Theres not just china spying in our parliament. Theres probably Europe America and everyone europe and america and everyone else to spy and everybody spies. And thats part of it, surely. But the other thing, adam, is maybe we should feel quite positive upon positive about being spied upon. Like. Like theres a reason like that are spying on us. That they are spying on us. We worth looking at. Were worth looking at. Yeah. I think we should all let each other spy and cut all the pretence and just cut all the pretence though. Spend though. We dont have to spend any up on each any money checking up on each other. Agree like other. Just all agree like a sort nudist sort of, you know, just a nudist beach. Each other. Beach. Just look at each other. Of our secrets just put all of our secrets up on google. Them on up on google. Just put them on twitter. Right . Were twitter. Its fine, right . Were going to on the guardian. Adam dear. Okay so on adam oh, dear. Okay so on a serious note , in morocco, serious note, in morocco, theres a village thats had an earthquake and 90 of the 200 people affected have died, which is obviously tragic. And i is obviously tragic. And i always just think, you know, youre living your life when you see these stories. You go, oh, this is awful. But you have to remember that those people were just until just living a normal life until that so hard that moment. Its just so hard to imagine because you see these people crying and they go, oh, this terrible. And ten this is terrible. And ten minutes beforehand they were living thats living a normal life and thats whats harrowing about it. Whats so harrowing about it. But its a very but yeah, apparently its a very new story. Of 200 people new story. 90 of the 200 people have lets move on have died. Well, lets move on to a bit more upbeat. To something a bit more upbeat. Cancer. Cancer. Cancer. So they had they had a survived. Theyd got cancer anyway. Well, apparently 184,000 anyway. Well, apparently 184,000 cancer cases in the uk this year were preventable, which is a horrible thought. And this is often linked to such small print here. Please forgive me. Things here. Please forgive me. Things like drinking, smoking and sunburn , bad eyesight, bad sunburn, bad eyesight, bad cataracts. Yeah. So yes. So this is things related to drinking and smoking. And youve got to think sometimes youve got to go stop drinking smoking. I stop drinking and smoking. I often over a of often think that over a glass of wine night, you smash the wine every night, you smash the mirror on my sunbed. Yeah. But mirror on my sunbed. Yeah. But yeah , i dont really know much yeah, i dont really know much more about this story. Actually but its a preventable case. Is always terrible thing to read about. W mean, is the yeah, i mean, it is the humanity isnt it . And humanity of it, isnt it . And thats that we get thats the thing that we get worried about the most, is, you know, losing loved ones, losing our own lives. But of course, really angle that nearly really the angle that nearly everybodys coming from is the cost nhs and thats why cost to the nhs and thats why things like this are always such a big story because were kind of on our knees in terms of the nhs in this country. And every time theres a preventable case it means that they go on to get stage three and and they stage three and four and they need serious treatment to hopefully save their lives. And hopefully save their lives. And in they dont. But it in many cases they dont. But it costs billions of pounds each yeah costs billions of pounds each year. So we kind of have to get on of it, which is why they, on top of it, which is why they, you we sit and you know, we might sit back and be i dont be contrarian and say, i dont want smoking. I dont want to give up smoking. I dont want to give up smoking. I dont want to give drinking. At want to give up drinking. But at the day, a cost the end of the day, its a cost to a whole, as a country, to us as a whole, as a country, because to the nhs. Because its a cost to the nhs. Absolutely. The second absolutely. But the second biggest identify here biggest cause they identify here and pushed. And Cancer Research have pushed. This and thats this is about obesity and thats also problem. So all of this is about obesity and thats also issues, roblem. So all of this is about obesity and thats also issues, the lem. So all of this is about obesity and thats also issues, the othero all of this is about obesity and thats also issues, the other issue of those issues, the other issue thatis those issues, the other issue that is raised is this idea of the nanny state. At what point does does the government step in to ban smoking or cut fast food or whatever it is to prevent these deaths and also to do i mean, in a its not a particularly nice but save us money. Yeah sure. Well, alcohol is taxed at 33, i believe. So you could say if i believe. So you could say if no one drank, that would be a lot less money. So thats not a good idea. Yeah, i suppose maybe there be a tax there should be a tax on everything for you. Everything thats bad for you. That to the nhs that goes straight to the nhs to look the person had look after the person whos had it. So when you buy, you buy a i dont brands you buy dont say any brands you buy a fast food meal. Maybe its like 80 tax. No no. Imagine if they taxed just a random number, 80 on all fast food and as soon as you bought it, that money went straight to the machine that youre going to need. When you have of now a have five of them. Now thats a nice schaefer here. Nice you know schaefer was here. You that that he would tell you that that exists oh, really . Exists already. Oh, really . Hes a conspiracist probably. Hes a conspiracist probably. Someone hes a conspiracist probably. Has someone hes a conspiracist probably. Has heard someone hes a conspiracist probably. Has heard that eone out there has just heard that and that is a brilliant and gone that is a brilliant idea implementing idea and theyre implementing it. Were it. So well done. Yeah, were going to move on to the mirror pool close pool and something quite close to and i dont to my heart. Yes and i dont know is, but its know what that is, but its quite close to mine well. Quite close to mine as well. Interestingly terror our interestingly terror on our streets. This is all about streets. So this is all about dangerous dogs act. The mirror here are taking the lead and saying, suella saying, finally, Suella Braverman is listening to them and we need to do more about dangerous dogs. Now. I was attacked by a dog when i was 11, and it it actually triggered a sort of a 20 year im kind of overit sort of a 20 year im kind of over it now, but 20 years sort of fear of dogs for me. And i was i was sort of chased by a bit of a rabid dog that i didnt disturb in any way at all, just came for me and bit me. I was 11 years old. It was 1991 and i can remember it like it was yesterday. And that an yesterday. And that was an alsatian which not alsatian actually, which is not a dangerous breed. Just a dangerous breed. It just been mistreated when mistreated by his owners. When you run you used to be able to run and. Yeah, yeah. If it had been now, yeah, yeah. If it had been now, i have just been lunch. I i would have just been lunch. I would have been a good lunch though. But though. Lets be honest. But this is interesting because this always provokes very polarised views. Now only in the last couple of years have i actually had pets and been around pets. And actually thats taught me to love animals in a very different way, very platonic way. Way, very platonic way. Adam i hasten to add. But its taught way, very platonic way. Adam i hasloi to add. But its taught way, very platonic way. Adam i hasloi to ad enjoy its taught way, very platonic way. Adam i hasloi to ad enjoy animals. Ht me to really enjoy animals. However previous to that, i would have said just, you know, any breed of dog thats dangerous, like you know, is partial eating children get partial to eating children get rid of. But theres always some of the children. Thats what i meant. Yeah, get rid of meant. Yeah, sorry. I get rid of the no , genuinely, the children, but no, genuinely, i just said, i would have just said, look, get i dont understand what get rid. I dont understand what the just rid the problem is. Just get rid of the problem is. Just get rid of the of the dog. But theres a lot of people counter people who will have a counter argument i mean, argument to that. Yeah. I mean, adam, i got to be honest. I just adam, i got to be honest. Ijust think its this think just ban them. Its this specific breed. Bully dogs brought from america brought over from america because bulls were were were because pit bulls were were were banned. Because pit bulls were were were banned. And every day youre banned. And every day youre reading, you know, some old lady getting bitten, some child getting bitten, some child getting bit. Theres no need for them to be in this country. Its a no brainer. And they should get muzzles and put them on the owners as well. Its not a bad idea. Yeah. Its not a bad idea. Yeah. Its not a bad idea. Not a bad no. Its a no not a bad idea. No. Its a no brainer. Its ridiculous. And in not a bad idea. No. Its a no braiyears s ridiculous. And in not a bad idea. No. Its a no braiyears timeiculous. And in not a bad idea. No. Its a no braiyears time when s. And in not a bad idea. No. Its a no braiyears time when s. Is|d in ten years time when it is illegal, well well look back and you really and theyll go, did you really have to walk on have those dogs about to walk on the street their own . Its the street on their own . Its ridiculous. Does. The street on their own . Its ridiculcsuella does. The street on their own . Its ridiculcSuella Braverman for Suella Bra