Hit the hardest. Most of england and wales will see torrential rain , whereas the peaks of rain, whereas the peaks of scotland and Northern Isles scotland and the Northern Isles are to see that snow. A are likely to see that snow. A man has been arrested on suspicion of murder following a fatal stabbing in croydon. 27 year old Michael Patrick afonso picotto died after being attacked by a group of men in Thornton Heath on the 19th of december. A 22 year old remains in custody and an investigation is ongoing. The met police are is ongoing. The met police are appealing for anyone with information to come forward. Information to come forward. Four people have been arrested on suspicion of murder after a man was stabbed in east london today. The met police say. Officers were called to reports of a stabbing in hackney early this morning. A 49 year old man was found with stab wounds and later died from his injuries. Two men, aged 49 and 42, and two women aged 35 and 44, have all been arrested and remain in police custody. Unsolved police custody. Unsolved shoplifting cases across england and wales have soared to a five year high by over 200,000 cases, went unsolved in the past year in whats being described by the lib dems as a growing crime epidemic. Lib dems as a growing crime epidemic. Home lib dems as a growing crime epidemic. Home office data shows epidemic. Home office data shows that number of shoplifting cases were closed without a suspect being identified. An average of being identified. An average of over 560 go unsolved every day. Over 560 go unsolved every day. And finally, Queen Camilla hosted afternoon tea today at Windsor Castle for a girl with a brain tumour. The little girl, who spent most of her life on chemotherapy, she sang a Christmas Song and gave the queen a handmade ring. Olivia queen a handmade ring. Olivia taylor has a brain tumour which has left her blind, but she leapt up to say hello. Your majesty , as she met queen majesty, as she met Queen Camilla. The seven year old also tried her very first cup of tea, which was poured by the. Queen. Which was poured by the. Queen. This is gb news across the uk on tv, in your car, on your Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news now time for headliners. For headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners your first look at the day after boxing days newspaper as we review the news with three top comedians. Im stephen allen, im here with people who were with two people who were available to boxing day. Available to work on boxing day. Josh howie and seeing as Louis Schaefer has been now fired , schaefer has been now fired, were joined by nicholas de santo. Can you imagine the kind of person to work person whos available to work on ive just been drinking at ive just been drinking at home. Just drinking at home. Ive just been drinking at home. Ive just been drinking at home. Got a call two minutes home. I got a call two minutes ago and i got they sent around home. I got a call two minutes ago cabi i got they sent around home. I got a call two minutes ago cab and t they sent around home. I got a call two minutes ago cab and i they sent around home. I got a call two minutes ago cab and i justr sent around home. I got a call two minutes ago cab and i just arrivedround home. I got a call two minutes ago cab and i just arrived here. The cab and i just arrived here. Evil twin show your evil twin did the show earlier. Your evil twin did the show earli i dont know what youre talking difficulty. The talking about. Difficulty. The difficulty twin. Difficulty with an evil twin. Theyre one difficulty with an evil twin. The theyre one difficulty with an evil twin. The beard. 1eyre one difficulty with an evil twin. The beard. Bute one difficulty with an evil twin. The beard. But youve ne beard. Did they have hair . The no, no. Okay, then theyre not truly evil, fair enough. Evil, then . No fair enough. Good christmas is far. But good christmas is so far. But good christmas is so far. Yeah, ive been working yeah, yeah, ive been working every i have every second and i have two little kids mortgage, so little kids and a mortgage, so its good to be hey, there little kids and a mortgage, so itsgoes. To be hey, there little kids and a mortgage, so itsgoes. Right, hey, there little kids and a mortgage, so itsgoes. Right, move here little kids and a mortgage, so itsgoes. Right, move one little kids and a mortgage, so itsgoes. Right, move on to he goes. Right, lets move on to the front pages. The daily mail goes dozens under fives goes with dozens of under fives referred to gender service. Referred to nhs gender service. The guardians front page goes with x gchq chief warns ministers over government by whatsapp. The times says tories to woo first time buyers. The telegraph goes with number 10 plans to end iht ahead of election. The express says end scandal of rip off hospital Parking Charges and finally the daily star battered britain. Daily star battered britain. Five new year storms those are your front pages. All right, your front pages. All right, lets start with front page of the daily mail. Josh. Yes, dozens of under josh. Yes, dozens of under fives refer to nhs gender clinic. Now this is three and four year olds. There were 73 and four year olds. This is over and four year olds. This is over a few years. This is. Weve got the cas report coming out soon. Hilary cass looking into uh into this the whole nhs response to, um, to gender specific children, the tavistock and uh, this seems somewhat mental to me to that a three year old would be referred to, uh, a clinic here because three year olds, their sense of gender or sex or whatever you want to call it, uh, is , is not want to call it, uh, is, is not fixed, and it doesnt mean anything. Its the point. And also, its true to say their sense of anything. Exactly. They are stupid is the point. Im obsessed with the point. Im obsessed with dinosaurs or unicorns at best. Dinosaurs at worst, unicorns. And my son eli, you know, put on a dress. My hes now six for a while now. He he was in the same bedroom as his is my, uh, my daughter. And, uh, so he would like. Oh, i want to dress like her. And we go, yeah, cool, mate. Here you go. He put on a dress and do do the that dress and do do the stuff that she because he wanted to be dress and do do the stuff that she her. 3ecause he wanted to be dress and do do the stuff that she her. It ause he wanted to be dress and do do the stuff that she her. It wasntie wanted to be dress and do do the stuff that she her. It wasnt becausei to be dress and do do the stuff that she her. It wasnt because she be like her. It wasnt because she was a girl or because he felt like a woman inside anything like a woman inside or anything like a woman inside or anything like that. Just was just like that. Its just he was just mimicking the mimicking what the moment the poor or poor boy touches a doll or a girl touches a police car. Those progressive are those progressive parents . Okay, lets rush to the tavistock clinic. Thats what they did and thats what they did here. 70 parents, 70 here. And 70 parents, 70 parents. A three year and four year obviously, were year olds. Obviously, were influenced year olds. Obviously, were influen them and when. And now around them and when. And now the and seen these the question and ive seen these videos from america where you see theyre just men , see these, theyre just men, parents. And for them you could see its like a lifestyle choice for have would for them. And they have i would argue theyve pushed these children down this path and children into down this path and then it becomes medicalisation. Then it becomes medicalisation. And the tragedy is when you see these confused kids and they become teenagers and theyve essentially theyre medicalized for are infertile. For life. They are infertile. They are unable to have any kind of healthy sexual , uh, life. And of healthy sexual, uh, life. And its a tragedy. And i think that its a tragedy. And i think that it absolutely comes from parents and being groomed by those parents. You know, internet wisdom says a transgender child , says a transgender child, especially this young, is like a vegetarian cat, you know, who calls the shots. Its never the actual cat or the actual child who made that decision. Who made that decision. So have you got a vegetarian cat . Im confused this cat . Im confused about this analogy because the cat wouldnt shoot the cat. Lets move on to the front page of the guardian and see what theyre going with nicholas. Okay, well, middle okay, so. Well, in the middle of page, we have this of the page, we have this beautiful of beautiful picture of a folkloristic performance in dorset day. Dorset on boxing day. But thats what they normally dress like. Thats village dress like. Thats the Village People thats normal. People is. Thats normal. Thats a normal day in dorset. Okay, my, my, my bad okay, so my, my, my, my bad for not being, uh, sufficiently acquainted with the tuesday with dorset costume and customs. Uh, but but the picture is sandwiched by two very sombre , sandwiched by two very sombre, um, headlines. We have israel in war on seven fronts. As minister, this is about the gaza war, which israel. Uh, yes. So war, which israel. Uh, yes. So have l war, which israel. Uh, yes. So have i. And the Israeli Defence forces have warned that this is going to only intensify. But on top of that, the main headline is thc ghq chief warns ministers over government by whatsapp. So this has been a big issue. Of course, weve followed the covid inquiry and this is a staple of our time when ministers at at all rates at all ranking, uh , ranks, uh, they ranking, uh, ranks, uh, they communicate through whatsapp and the risk is of course, transparency. They can pull a Hillary Clinton at any time , uh, Hillary Clinton at any time, uh, if you like. And just say messages better reference , isnt it . Losing your phone in the nonh losing your phone in the north sea. That was a great way to go. That was a classic. It happens to the best of us. Well if happens to well, if it happens to rebekah vardy, one thing. Rebekah vardy, thats one thing. But youre in charge of but if youre in charge of the government, you if government, you should. If you dont back up a dont know how to back up a phone, you should your phone, you should lose your job. Shouldnt. Theres a certain level shouldnt. Theres a certain lev1 it could be that had it could be that they had some photos body parts. Some photos of body parts. Thats what use whatsapp for. Guys hey hey hey, enough. Hey hey hey, fair enough. Hey hey hey, fair enough. There are two things. Uh, but there are two things. Well, first of all, its interesting because just interesting because its just its based interesting because its just itsa based interesting because its just itsa head based interesting because its just itsa head of based interesting because its just itsa head of gchq|sed interesting because its just itsa head of gchq whos on a former head of gchq whos now doing other stuff, and hes kind this crowbar into kind of using this crowbar into his his career. The two his his now career. But the two things its it is an things are, yes, its it is an excellent in some ways excellent tool in some ways because it is it makes it easy. It means that you can have access to somebody a lot. You can have these group chats so they are used in a lot of work environments because environments now because it makes life easier than calling around five people or sorting out zoom meeting or whatever. Out a zoom meeting or whatever. So thats the one part if so thats the one part of it. If they maybe an alternative they had maybe an alternative that was was, um, the, the, you know, like some sort of government whatsapp and then that was that information was held. And if they just, its just if and the other part of it is are they dont they know is why are they dont they know that this is going to come that this stuff is going to come out . Thats whats maddening is like, cant they like, you, i cant believe they were stuff away and were typing the stuff away and just saying, yeah, ones just saying, oh yeah, no ones ever to see this. Ever going to get to see this. This to be lost to this is going to be lost to history and not be held accountable thats what accountable at all. Thats what does head in about this. Yeah does my head in about this. Yeah screenshot. Yes the curse of screenshot. Yes yeah, absolutely. That story. Ive yeah, absolutely. Both that story. Ive yeah, absolutely. Both of that story. Ive yeah, absolutely. Both of you that story. Ive yeah, absolutely. Both of you ive story. Ive yeah, absolutely. Both of you ive got ry. Ive yeah, absolutely. Both of you ive got got ve got both of you ive got got both on the ringer for both of you on the ringer for those ringers. Uh, awkward. Yeah sorry. E en y to the times. Lets go to the times. Lets go to the times. Now that ive got you in my phone steves ringer phone as actually steves ringer ringtone is a different. Ringtone is a different. Its meant to be a sound, not a colour. Whats the front page of times . Of the times . Yeah. So. Well, theres, uh, putins ship is wrecked by a 2. 5 million uk missile. You could argue that that is arguably the best value that the british, uh, taxpayer have had for a long time now. Actually, that 2. 5 million. I know that sounds like a lot of money, but really, if that defeats arguably one of our are they an enemy . Were not are they an enemy . Were not allowed to say that theyre an enemy, but yeah, by by enemy, but yeah, whatever. By by proxy. Uh, and of course, you know, warships cost billions. Know, warships cost billions. So, uh, well done there. Uh, but so, uh, well done there. Uh, but the he says not using any doorknobs. Uh in any cathedral doorknobs. Uh in any cathedral towns. Yeah. Uh, soon, uh, the towns. Yeah. Uh, soon, uh, the big story, though tories to woo first time buyers. Big story, though tories to woo first time buyers. Uh, and this is the tories pathetic attempt to try and get , is the tories pathetic attempt to try and get, get, uh, Younger Voters who have just the situation for them. Buying a place just gets worse and worse and worse. I got very lucky. My and worse. I got very lucky. My grandmother let me my wife live with her at the time. Thats with her at the time. Thats what allowed us to save up the necessary, uh, deposit. But for necessary, uh, deposit. But for younger people now , it does seem younger people now, it does seem somewhat hopeless. So theyve somewhat hopeless. So theyve got some stuff here. Theyre talking about Mortgage Rates for fixed decades that the government would, uh, would underwrite, what they underwrite, which is what they do america. So the deposit do in america. So the deposit can be that makes a lot of can be less. That makes a lot of sense. Why that been sense. Why has that not been happening . We the help happening . Now we have the help to coming back. Why to buy scheme coming back. Why did . And we have, um, did it go away . And we have, um, stamp duty reform, which is obviously something thats necessary because it arguably stops people from moving because they dont want to pay the tax. And it it sort of clogs up the higher up the chain, isnt it . Yeah, it is higher up the buyer, but it has an impact lower down. So all of these are great. Why are doing it potentially are they doing it potentially three months an election. Three months before an election. Well i mean, nicholas to that point this, um, only point isnt this, um, only a band aid . The solution in the housing, the problem in the housing, the problem in the Housing Market will be made worse by these in the long tum. More people will owe more money, and it will push the house pnces and it will push the house pri so one argument, so thats one argument, especially against to buy. So thats one argument, emean, ly against to buy. So thats one argument, emean, i against to buy. So thats one argument, emean, i gotainst to buy. So thats one argument, emean, i got myt to buy. So thats one argument, emean, i got my first to buy. So thats one argument, emean, i got my first home jy. I mean, i got my first home thanks to to buy, the thanks to help to buy, but the parents, uh, pardon your parents. Not helped by the by her majestys government at that time. But yeah , my father time. Yeah, but yeah, my father had iranian riyal, so not very powerful. But once converted into sterling. But but the point is that help to buy allows people to have some, some savings. And you can say its fair they have managed fair because they have managed to up some savings get to scrape up some savings to get on while price on that ladder, while the price is because is also pushed up because developers also know that, okay, we these customers aided by we have these customers aided by the government, they push up the government, so they push up the government, so they push up the prices and it creates even more inflation in the prices. And then the other issue , the and then the other issue, the elephant in the room is, is, is immigration. Because enough houses to be built. Right . Houses need to be built. Right . We are not building enough houses and are to be houses and there are going to be snapped theres to houses and there are going to be snicompetition theres to houses and there are going to be snicompetition withres to houses and there are going to be snicompetition with immigrants. Be competition with immigrants. And that the and we know that in the southeast, again, the Housing Market global commodity. We market is a global commodity. We are competing against, you know, market is a global commodity. We are people ng against, you know, market is a global commodity. We are people from |ainst, you know, market is a global commodity. We are people from hong you know, market is a global commodity. We are people from hong kong levels of the market, we are competing, whether its the entry level is it is it the entry level or is it is it the higher level. And of course theres going to be a ripple effect. So when london is a is a big is a big investment to big hub is a big investment to buy a property here, means buy a property here, that means theres effect. Even on theres a ripple effect. Even on houses which are not maybe snapped by billionaires snapped up by by by billionaires or is , you know, or the government is, you know, making a lot of effort to make the country so rubbish that no one wants to actually live there. That hopefully bring house. Lets give them that. Yeah. Lets give them that. Yeah. Well keep you away well lets keep you away from these uh, these shores anyway. Uh, the most story, the daily most important story, the daily star, proud to live animals, as it its front page. Where it says on its front page. Where are they leading with nicholas batus are they leading with nicholas bat five new year storms in nine five new year storms in nine days been predicted for days have been predicted for britain. Of course, that is the downside of being right next to the atlantic. And in the picture the atlantic. And in the picture i like the picture of the typical inadequate , uh, british typical inadequate, uh, british umbrella, which is always reversed, dont you just how dare you dis are umbrella kind of umbrellas coming over here in our on all products . This country should lead the market in making good umbrellas, you know actually, yeah, we weve not invested. Its been its been outsourced to, to Foreign Companies and theyve stolen our umbrella china umbrella technology. China josh any hot take on five storms . Well, just, uh , its a shame. Well, just, uh, its a shame. The one part of christmas that was somewhat lacking was any kind of white christmas. And it was the hottest christmas, i think, years. So some think, for 100 years. So some bad weather would have maybe got people more into the christmas spirit. So its a that spirit. So its a shame that its going for new years. Its going to be for new years. There storms, not there all windy storms, not snowy youll snowy storms, i know, but youll take something you can complain about point. About the weather as the point. Yes thats true. Thats the front done if not dusted front page is done if not dusted and on way kanye is upset. And on the way kanye is upset. The jewish and the Jewish Community and sadiq khan find khan has upset the dutch. Find out on the out which is worse on the youre listening to jvt news. Radio. Welcome back to headliners. Im stephen allen, still here with josh howie and Nicola Sturgeon santo to the telegraph. Josh and some people dont like sadiq khan and they dont like europeans, so theyre going to struggle a side this struggle to pick a side on this one. Trick, isnt it . Yeah. Its a trick, isnt it . Yeah. Blow khan as european blow for khan as european drivers challenge the ulez fine. Blow for khan as european drithese1allenge the ulez fine. Blow for khan as european drithese are ange the ulez fine. Blow for khan as european drithese are penalties. Lez fine. Blow for khan as european drithese are penalties. Theyre. So these are penalties. Theyre worth £6. 5 million. Uh, now they are these, uh, french drivers are these, uh, french drivers are basically coming together and saying, no, were not going to pay these fines. Some of the reasons for doing so are legitimate. Some of them are them sort of testing the law. They got issued. They were they got issued. They were issued and theyre issued in euros and theyre meant issued pounds. So meant to be issued in pounds. So theres technicality theres like some technicality stuff. Another one is stuff. But then another one is they sent at they a lot of them were sent at they a lot of them were sent at the now if you get a the same time. Now if you get a bunch of fines at the same time, its like they argue. Theyre arguing didnt allow arguing that that didnt allow them their them to then change their behaviour, sometimes behaviour, because sometimes maybe reading maybe peoples english reading wasnt maybe peoples english reading wasnthe signs whatever read the new signs or whatever it there is an argument it is. So there is an argument to be made that. Of course. To be made for that. Of course. Its this is , uh, you know, its um, this is, uh, you know, european drivers , so i just european drivers, so i just dont care. I want them to pay. Its not. Its fine, its fine. But um, those are valid reasons. Well see if it goes through or not. But it. And maybe. Look, not. But it. And maybe. Look, its free for money the for the london for the mayor really. Yeah. But nicholas, none of this story is about what ulez is about. Really. As much as the telegraph would love it be telegraph would love it to be a this is waste of, you know, this is a waste of, you know, waste of time and bad airs good for you. None of that is bad. Thats josh points out. A lot of this is just legal, technical as well. Its a bit excuse me more than that because, well, apart from the irony that sadiq khan was favour of the was very much in favour of the eu is very much in favour of the was very much in favour of the eu ihiszry much in favour of the was very much in favour of the eu ihis his� nuch in favour of the was very much in favour of the eu ihis his slogani favour of the was very much in favour of the eu ihis his slogan was ur of the was very much in favour of the eu ihis his slogan was london|e was very much in favour of the eu ihis his slogan was london is eu. His his slogan was london is open and now hes been skinning these poor truck from these poor Truck Drivers from all across oh, theres all across europe. Oh, theres poor church. Yeah, these are poor church. Yeah, these are poor church. Yeah, these are poor Truck Drivers. Well i mean poor Truck Drivers. Well i mean these are these working past these are these are working past class theyve trucks class people. Theyve got trucks dont they. Yeah i mean theyre poor now. 100 fines turn up on one day. Yeah. One of them has racked up almost £1 million almost half a half £1 million in, he got some about 400 in, uh, he got some about 400 fines in, in one day. And a lot of them have like a pretty bad driver. Tide bank. But this is this is, this lets, lets this is, this is lets, lets lets find commonality. Lets find something that that that basically , uh, brings us basically, uh, brings us together with our fellow europeans from the continent. A lot of local authorities now, not just in this case, use traffic fines just as as a cash cow. They use the drivers as a cash cow. And the fact that they send all these fines at the same time is, is one of the reasons for them to, uh , want to take for them to, uh, want to take this to the high court because it gives you no chance of becoming aware of the situation and maybe try to improve your driving or or your behaviour, and then they know not just that they have used the worst possible , all the most possible, all the most disadvantageous , um, exchange disadvantageous, um, Exchange Rate to convert british pound to the euro, the papal papal Exchange Rate, probably. Yeah. Or the ones you find at the airports. You know, my favourite one is fact that some fines one is the fact that some fines were sent for cars that actually were sent for cars that actually were compliant, but they were ulez compliant, but they were ulez compliant, but they were foreign, so they didnt show on system. Show up on the system. Right. Which doesnt sit very well sadiq khan. Right. Which doesnt sit very well have sadiq khan. Right. Which doesnt sit very well have disagree1an. Right. Which doesnt sit very well have disagree with you, i have to disagree with you, though, nicholas, because i, um, went to france years ago and went to france two years ago and i got two parking tickets, two speeding tickets, one simultaneous. So. So. Yeah. So what im trying to say is i dont care about any of this. Id want that money back in this country to the daily mail, nicholas. And the internet might be making children more right wing, but there is a tv channel that will for that will give you a show for that these days. Yeah. Who . Yeah. Who . Who talk tv. Hey, hey , hows who talk tv. Hey, hey, hows it going . Its nice that we got you here from tv, you know, you here from talk tv, you know, keep it in. Yeah, yeah, from the competition. Yeah. Steve. Yeah. Steve. Good on you. How . Lockdown fuel a surge in right wing extremism among children. Shocking graph shows how number of under 15 seconds monitored by prevent for far right terrorism doubled during the pandemic. Now i would take this with a big pinch of salt because what does right wing mean . What does right wing constitute nowadays . Nowadays we learn that if you say white lives matter or irish lives according to the, lives matter, according to the, you know, um , events, youre, you know, um, events, youre, youre ultimately or immediately classed as, as a right wing extreme list by the, by the, by the establishment, by some politicians. And this is coming politicians. And this is coming from the same police force that pampers terrorists , you pampers eco terrorists, you know, serves them coffee and biscuits. The gist of it is that because of lockdown and finally, maybe we found a negative aspect of the lockdown that we can agree with with the other side. All right. These kids apparently have been exposed to too much material online, and this has fuelled hate and xenophobia , fuelled hate and xenophobia, right wing extremism. And thats what the article i mean the examples they give seem to be pretty definitive. Yeah. Yeah. There are things that get you referred to right nazi ish behaviour dangerous. Behaviour thats dangerous. Yes. And making bombs. Yes. And whatnot. Uh, numbers here. Whatnot. Uh, the numbers here. So it was its doubled basically, but its doubled from 68, uh, interventions , uh, in 20 68, uh, interventions, uh, in 20 2021. Now thats gone up to 115, uh, or 131 this year. Obviously these are all it takes of course, is one of those people to make a nail bomb to go to a gay pub to make a nail bomb to go to a gay pub in soho and, and people will die. So of course, its great that the police are on top of this and its scary to think that something and it makes a lot of sense logically, that Something Like covid and locking down and taking years away from teenagers lives where they could have been out socialising, is going to have some some impact, but youre filling in a few gaps there that arent filled in by the story. E the story. Saying lockdown the story is saying lockdown means time means kids spend more time online. Time online is online. Spending time online is unked online. Spending time online is linked having more right linked to having more right wing. Depending on your argument beliefs. Um, actually the beliefs. Um, so actually the story about the internet is story is about the internet is bad meant bad for you. The lockdown meant more these kids should more internet. These kids should have found the websites i found. What absolutely what did you. I absolutely filled came out with, filled my time, came outwith, uh, you know, one arm bigger than thats all than the other. And thats all you from a lockdown . You need from a lockdown . Because doing an exercise. Because i was doing an exercise. Doesnt, uh , this, of course, doesnt, uh, talk any kind of other talk about is any kind of other extremism, very extremism, which id be very interested see those interested to see what those kind numbers what kind of numbers are and what kind of numbers are and what kind of numbers are and what kind of numbers are being presented to prevent and thats kind of numbers are being presnecessarily event and thats kind of numbers are being presnecessarily coming|d thats kind of numbers are being presnecessarily coming from,ts not necessarily coming from, from, alone in from, uh, people being alone in their bedrooms and looking stuff up online. Some of that is coming from their family still would by am would be distracted by am i speaking code here . Speaking in code here . To guardian. Josh um, to the guardian. Uh, josh and kanye west has said sorry. Hey anti semitic remarks. Are you finally him in the end. There he is. Oh come on, kai. All right, lets have a big old hug. Its all over. Yes, kanye hug. Its all over. Yes, kanye west apologises to the Jewish Community, aka me. Tag me into it. Hey josh, check this out. Uh for his 2022 anti semitic remarks. Yeah, he put up a thing remarks. Yeah, he put up a thing on instagram. It was all in on instagram. It was all in hebrew because he didnt want his anti semetic followers to know that he was apologising. He know that he was apologising. He was just like, ill just appeal to the people who actually can read hebrew here. And, uh, he was like, i sincerely apologise to the Jewish Community. Now he has apologised before and then he just either goes off medication just is just goes medication or just is just goes crazy or just reveals his true self. Whatever it is and goes back to im going to go to defcon three on the jewish people whatnot. It would people and whatnot. It would be easier for me to accept the apology and you know what . It goes here. His Instagram Account basically has 18. 2 million followers. There are 15 million jews in the world. So no, i dont want an enemy of kanye west and him sprouting hatred toward jewish people because again, we just talked about the last story. All it takes is 1 or 2 people to take that stuff literally, and for it to become a real life hate incident. Yeah but i would take his apology better and i would like you would like the idea that people can grow learn and change if can grow and learn and change if merely weeks ago, he was not caught on camera talking some mental rubbish about zionism , mental rubbish about zionism, hospitals and talking about how hitler was great and jesus putting him on the same, um , putting him on the same, um, company as hitler. So i personally dont think. And also i dont think he could learn hebrew that quickly. Yeah, this is the downside of a translate, isnt it . A google translate, isnt it . People kanye any people like kanye can speak any language people like kanye can speak any lan sure,� people like kanye can speak any lan sure, sure. But i mean, as sure, sure. But i mean, as long as josh is happy and accepting the apology with such accepting the apology with such a con and dignitas was dignitas. Dignitas. Thats another idea for it. To the daily mail. Thats another idea for it. To the daily mail. Nicholas, it to the daily mail. Nicholas, it looks like someone let iran rent a copy of oppenheimer. Oh, yeah. Iran escalates production of near weapons grade uranium in shocking reversal , uranium in shocking reversal, Nuclear Watchdog warns. So Nuclear Watchdog warns. So basically, um, iran has smelled weakness on the part of the us administration. And of course , administration. And of course, there are few wars going on in there are few wars going on in the region for which iran is also in, which actually iran is involved. Iran is supplying, uh, russia with drones and has not been made accountable for that. Been made accountable for that. Ukrainians have repeatedly complained about that. Iran is supporting houthis. We will hear from them later. Thats, uh, you know , uh, foreshadow, didnt know, uh, foreshadow, didnt they break away from sticking to they break away from sticking to the deal happened during the trump years . Well their grievance is that first trump pulled out of it and of course, biden came came came to power, came to the white house and said, okay, lets renegotiate. Said, okay, lets renegotiate. We come back, you come back. But the iranians were never happy with the speed at which biden and westerners were and the westerners were basically coming back. Things slowly doesnt he . Things slowly doesnt he . Yeah, that that too. Well, yeah, that that too. But the funny thing, if we can call it funny , is that they have call it funny, is that they have a huge stockpile of 60 uranium, which has no other purpose than weapons. Okay. And they keep claiming that, no, this is not for weapons. Were just doing it, you know, for i dont know , it, you know, for i dont know, its like having some uranium around. Yeah. Yeah. Who doesnt want 60 grade . Yeah this is scary. This could be genuinely the start of world war iii in that israel is just not going to allow , uh, iran to have going to allow, uh, iran to have a nuclear bomb. And it is really that simple because iran is not somebody who can negotiate with they fundamentalists. They they are fundamentalists. They have indirectly, have financed indirectly, directly supported. And, uh, directly and supported. And, uh, people who have murdered Israeli Citizens and so this is scary. Citizens and so this is scary. Israel has been warning for years what a problem. Iran is. And theyre not going to listen to america and whoever else try and hold them back. Israel will have to act just for self defence purposes. If this keeps on progressing, you would hope that iran could see that they have a card to play in terms of more acceptance with the west, and to use it to make more peace and to hopefully get some stability in the region. But i dont think its going to go that way. And i think its a bit scary. Its interesting. I jokingly mentioned oppenheimer, but at the film, spoiler the end of the film, spoiler alert, a goes off. No, not alert, a bomb goes off. No, not that spoiler. At the end of the film, they say oppenheimer says he the chain he fears he started the chain reaction, one, reaction, not the nuclear one, but Nuclear Proliferation but the Nuclear Proliferation chain reaction. Were just chain chain reaction. Were just seeing another part of it. Its worrying um, so part two worrying in it. Um, so part two is youre saying . Is what youre saying . Sure. Yeah sure. Yeah theyll make a sequel. The show is halfway done, or theres still half im sure still half to go. Im not sure which would the which would make you the optimist. Uh, still to come, the kings was on and kings speech was on tv and clare men on tv are Clare Balding says men on tv are average overpaid. There Clare Balding says men on tv are avera her overpaid. There Clare Balding says men on tv are avera her damehood d. There Clare Balding says men on tv are avera her damehood more there Clare Balding says men on tv are avera her damehood more follow listening to gb news radio show. Welcome back to headliners to the telegraph, nicholas and the kings speech. Ratings were down, but i bet he still gets recommissioned for next year. Nepo baby. Yeah ah, money is on that. Kings speech, uh, tops christmas tv ratings, but draws less viewers than last year. Ratings, but draws less viewers than last year. So kings, uh, than last year. So kings, uh, King Charless speech around 7. 4 to 8 Million People watched it. Still, 100,000 people less than or fewer than last year. Um, he talked about universal values between christians, jews and, uh, islam. I dont want to risk my own potential future obe or whatever , but as you were whatever, but as you were suggesting earlier about Clare Balding. But what universal values, if there is any lesson we learned about gaza and then subsequent demonstrations on our streets in london, new york, elsewhere , is that the value, elsewhere, is that the value, the so called universal values are not that values we are very different people. And thats the scary thing. We learn. So i think the king, as hes called the defender of the faith, as you can see on the back of every british coin, must return, turn to, uh, to his real role, defend christianity. And unfortunately , christianity. And unfortunately, the king and his late mother have defended christians the same way that Harry Maguire has defended Manchester Uniteds goal line. So they havent been goal line. So they havent been doing good job. And there goes doing a good job. And there goes my obe. I got the implication there. I dont know much about football, but i got it. It the same way yeah, i got it the same way that has defended that Kamala Harris has defended us. If people us. Southern borders. If people are in the us, fair are watching us in the us, fair play are watching us in the us, fair play get more viewers than eastenders. Yeah. I mean theres you know, are. Know, people still are. Your bar for the but thats your bar for the king. There interested in brand king, which is look, its nice which is good. Look, its nice to out and there are to point out and there are shared values within the three, uh, monotheistic religions of charity , uh, community. Those charity, uh, community. Those exist. Uh, charity, uh, community. Those exist. Uh, but charity, uh, community. Those exist. Uh, but yes, there are exist. Uh, but yes, there are also what were seeing is the difference there in with gaza, with hamas, are were seeing islamists or jihadists or whatever. And of course, that has nothing to do with western values or whatsoever. And it is values or whatsoever. And it is to my mind, evil and destructive. Uh, but this is about the king. Lets keep it, lets keep it, keep it friendly. Uh and, uh, good. Good for him, for , you uh, good. Good for him, for, you know, his numbers went down a little bit, but still, this is also a big win for the bbc. Ive talked about few days talked about this a few days ago, but ive got to pay my, uh, bbc in the next few bbc licence fee in the next few days. And uh, of me days. And and, uh, part of me resents because of news. Resents it because of the news. But same nine of but at the same time, nine of the ten programs, uh, were the top ten programs, uh, were on the bbc. Uh, number. The other was, uh, obviously gb other one was, uh, obviously gb news last night. No, it wasnt checking the figures on that. Really, i assure you. Yeah mrs. Browns, mrs. Mrs. Browns, mrs. So, uh, yes. But anyway , so so, uh, yes. But anyway, so the bbc are still doing well. I the bbc are still doing well. I mean, the question is, is it is it the one day of the year that they kind of gear up and they collect licence almost collect the licence fee almost at the others just given up the others have just given up trying. If you look itv, trying. If you look at itv, channel theyre showing channel 4, theyre showing psychological thrillers or horrors eve or horrors on Christmas Eve or boxing day. Oh, i dont know that that true of that that rings true of christmas in some families. The daily mail josh and Clare Balding says that tv is full of average, overpaid men. Hey, i performed below average and i barely get paid for this. That showed her indeed. How dare she. Clare balding yes, as full of average yes, as tvs full of average overpaid men as she hits out at the inequality which has left women underrepresented in the middle broadcast jobs. Middle ranks of broadcast jobs. So Clare Balding , uh, supposedly so Clare Balding, uh, supposedly shes a tv presenter at and, uh, no, basically the her argument is that yes, there are exceptional women and they get to the top and yes, there are rubbish jobs and women get some of those. But what about the kind of okayish women . And kind of okayish women . And thats of it. There thats the gist of it. There needs now. We work in needs to be more now. We work in a business and in the world of comedy, arguably where women are promoted for further ahead, uh, than their ability. Uh, and im just talking in terms of laughter, i. E. They get gigs because no, there are brilliantly funny women and but thats not to say that every woman you see on a bill comedy bill is, is going to be deserving necessarily of that spot as opposed to box ticking. Now thats going to annoy people. Is. But that, unfortunately, is the of it. Whether that the reality of it. Whether that occurs on television, you just need to turn on the tv. Here we have three mediocre women. And have three mediocre women. And so its absolutely so i dont know, maybe shes got a point actually. Yes. You read it more about this or the more you read it, you realise shes definitely going to some lengths to point out that not consider that she does not consider herself to average. Shes herself to be average. Shes like, im amazing. But also i quickly like , i but also i quickly like, i like i like working with them. Its a strange argument because shes changing the argument. To be we want argument. It used to be we want equal for the same job. And equal pay for the same job. And of course, that argument was fallacious because its not the same job was a rude word fallacious to get paid. Uh, fallacious to get paid. Uh, thats a thats an above average, uh , terme. But the average, uh, terme. But the thing is , that was the argument, thing is, that was the argument, right . We want equal pay for all bbc presenters. But if the same presenter, if two presenters, if two football players, man and woman, if two hollywood actors draw or attract Different Number of audiences or spectators, then its not going to be the same job. Now she has moved to on a different argument, which is the right of being average. We just right of being average. We just want to be average and be treated as average. While men who are are treated as who are average are treated as superstars. And its really hard superstars. And its really hard to our to, to, to gather support for that because which woman is going say, oh, im average, going to say, oh, im average, but be treated better but i want to be treated better just like average men. No woman is say i want to be is going to say i want to be average average. Average because im average. Daily star, nicholas, to the daily star, nicholas, theres disease out there that theres a disease out there that could and could make humans lethargic and lazy. Question how would lazy. The question is, how would we notice . This is the scary , story this is the scary, um, story of. At least one of the of tonight. At least one of the two zombie deer disease with no cure could spread to humans. We cure could spread to humans. We must prepare. So this is, um, must prepare. So this is, um, zombie deer disease. Uh officially known chronic , known officially known chronic, known as chronic wasting disease is affecting a lot of deer , deer, affecting a lot of deer, deer, elk, moose, caribou , and elk, moose, caribou, and reindeer in north america. I reindeer in north america. I dont know the difference between all of them, but but yeah, that that that sort of, um, animal. I cant tell all of them apart, but the risk is spill over to humans and some scientists are warning that if this happens just like mad cow disease a few years back, it could be very difficult to contain because so far its been absolutely fatal. Theyre absolutely fatal. Theyre theyre warning hunters to test theyre warning hunters to test the meat because its the hunting season, no less , to test hunting season, no less, to test the meat before eating it. I hope they are not selling it in chinese wet markets. Thats all i can say. Yeah, the way the problem is, if you to shoot if have you going to shoot a deenit if have you going to shoot a deer, it will be the lethargic ones just there ones that just stand there staring the more staring into space. So the more if one, just presume if youve shot one, just presume its got the disease. Its too just yes. Or if its too easy just be aware. Then the whole thing. But but then the whole thing. But then of course it could be that then of course it could be that the world is now ended by sort of ethical hunting where they go out and they go, oh, i only eat. I i shoot or i shoot i i, i shoot to eat or i shoot my and arrow to. So that my bow and arrow to. So that could be only eat really ill be hippie. Then you know hippie. And then you dont know if it or not. I if theyve got it or not. I dont know, well find it. But yeah, this is resistant yeah, this disease is resistant up disinfectant up to 600 c. Uh, disinfectant dont work. Its sort of terrifying. Terrifying. Just lay off venison for a season , for gods sake. Season, for gods sake. The are too yeah, the stakes are too high. Hey, the daily star, josh, and a story about bad christmas gifts. I mean, what is a newborn going to do with frankincense and myrrh, anyway . Good brits. Youre very good brits. Youre talking right . Talking about jesus, right . Yeah, ive heard him. Yeah. Yeah, ive heard of him. Yeah. Brits share worse. Christian. Hes right . Yeah hes palestinian, right . Yeah right. Uh, brits share worst christmas presents theyve received custard to trolley christmas presents theyve receiv uh custard to trolley christmas presents theyve receiv uh and, custard to trolley christmas presents theyve receiv uh and, uh, ard to trolley christmas presents theyve receiv uh and, uh, yeah, trolley christmas presents theyve receiv uh and, uh, yeah, this. Ey christmas presents theyve receiv uh and, uh, yeah, this is bags. Uh and, uh, yeah, this is essentially just a story of bad presents, which are pretty good. But there is one thats got to be a ten piece links set. Is thatis be a ten piece links set. Is that is that tom harwood deodorant . Yes okay. I could do with some of that. Uh was with some of that. Uh there was the the winner. I just the worst. The winner. I just get straight to. That was a shoe zone voucher, which i think is a bit because i think shoe bit unfair because i think shoe zone offers quite zone is sort of offers quite good. Uh, we have one good deals. Uh, we have one close, close near and close, uh, close near us, and ive its loss. Ive felt its loss. Um, you dont have to walk further to your shoe shop. It very much defeats the point indeed. Yeah, especially with shoe zones. Itsjust yeah, especially with shoe zones. Its just you wont even get there. Zones. Its just you wont even get yeah. Zones. Its just you wont even getyeah. Uh, nicholas. Worst yeah. Uh, nicholas. Worst gift youve can ask, gift that youve had. Can i ask, can personally . Can i go personally . Yeah. Yeah. Mean, ive been. I mean, ive been. Thankfully, i come from the, you know, both iranian and italian they they italian culture. They they they dont giving cash or dont frown upon giving cash or money as gifts, you know, as opposed to vouchers , you know, opposed to vouchers, you know, which is like, you know , as, as, which is like, you know, as, as, as some comedian has pointed out , uh, you know, you know , cash , uh, you know, you know, cash acceptable over the, you acceptable all over the, you know, place for an unlimited number of time or for an unlimited length of time. Now try replacing it with a voucher, which is good only for a limited time in a specific store or chain of stores, which youll destined to forget and be lost in the cupboard or in the drawer. I know theyre incredibly frustrating, but also i think theres the certain demographic you reach, an age as a bloke where all you get bad gifts where all you get is bad gifts and of grateful for them. If people didnt buy me socks every year, id have to buy my own that where got this . Is that where you got this . Is that where you got this . Yeah. So problem is when yeah. So my problem is when my gives me a task like my wife gives me a task like these model planes, love these model planes, and i love them theres a of two them like theres a set of two lancaster german lancaster and the german messerschmitt, but its really , messerschmitt, but its really, you know, ive got a to mortgage pay. Im pay im here at midnight. When am i going to do that . So i keep you busy. I going to do that . So i keep youyeah, thats the real plan, yeah, thats the real plan, though. To . Though. What is she up to . Do shes trying to do you think shes trying to get you hooked on glue . No comment the times. Get you hooked on glue . No con nicholas the times. Get you hooked on glue . No con nicholas the joseph and rishi nicholas and joseph and rishi had one his five priorities had one of his five priorities that he wasnt failing bad that he wasnt failing at bad news inflation. News for inflation. , houthi, a story well, houthi, this is a story i mentioned earlier briefly. I mentioned earlier briefly. Houthi pirate attacks threatened to reverse declining inflation. Just what our mortgage statements needed. Uh, basically , we have these choke points all around the world, um, which are very crucial for, uh , maritime very crucial for, uh, maritime transport. And thats why we can buy cheap stuff from china, because they arrive. Theyre because they arrive. Theyre manufactured pretty fast , and manufactured pretty fast, and they arrive pretty fast. And now , because of these shia houthi , because of these shia houthi, uh, um, um, pirates who are yemeni, uh, for is supported by iran. Um, traffic in especially iran. Um, traffic in especially in the red sea. Bab al mandab and suez. These are the two straits and the two choke holds have become much more dangerous. And thats the risk if goods dont arrive in time , prices go dont arrive in time, prices go high, inflation comes back to rise just after the pandemic. But to put a positive shine on it, its going to be good for turkey or manufacturing our own stuff back home. How about that . Maybe when those factories openin maybe when those factories open in 20 years. Yeah. Well we need to open them fast. Why dont we just go back days of when you back to the days of when you order its 28 days order something . Its 28 days for. Thats how used for delivery. Thats how it used to somehow, if it to be. And now somehow, if it takes than two im takes more than two days, im furious. You give an furious. You give yourself an extra month. Furious. You give yourself an ext|weve th. Panama canal weve got the panama canal has a big drought going on. Has got a big drought going on. So but but when so this is serious. But but when this kind of reared its this threat kind of reared its head and when they kind of got emboldened, houthis , uh, emboldened, uh, the houthis, uh, then , you know, all these then, you know, all these western countries kind of banded together and they put their warships like, were going to were going to in there and were going to get in there and were going to get in there and were going to them were going to sort them out. And then it seems to have somewhat fallen apart. So its whether the countries think, somewhat fallen apart. So its wheyou� the countries think, somewhat fallen apart. So its wheyou� the cwhat . Es think, somewhat fallen apart. So its wheyou� the cwhat . Es not1ink, oh, you know what . Its not worth it. Were going to have to just the, hit or , just take the, the, the hit or, or the, the people we are going to have to take the hit the pumps. Its also going to spell disaster for pirate costume manufacturers because , you know, manufacturers because, you know, so far its been acceptable for kids and Halloween Costumes to be pirates. Dont you be pirates. We dont accept, you know, uniforms or, you know, nazi uniforms or, you know, nazi uniforms or, you know, but but when know, terrorists. But but when pirates resume activities, its going to be too close to the bone. The houthi pirates have parrots and no , its a different parrots and no, its a different outfit. I just dress as one of the blowfish. Yeah, and also, theres some issues. If you went as a somalian pirate, that might be racist. Racist. But in canada its a, you know , its whole justin know, its a whole Justin Trudeau get one more trudeau might get one more section. Eyes not to be section to go. Eyes not to be trusted robots attack and a man in china uses Remote Control anal beads, which is even riskier when you think of the first well be back shortly. Off. Welcome back to headliners into the final section. And if, like last night, anyone pushes me off this chair, i will lamp them. Um, to the telegraph. Josh and lets call this one shanghai and the legend of the one ring. Very nice. So, yes. Uh she she, uh. Acas so, yes. Uh she she, uh. Acas yang acas yang qi yang qi. I yang acas yang qi yang qi. I mean, i wouldnt do the accent. Id keep. She keep trying the sound. Maybe if i do it in an or dunng maybe if i do it in an or during a northern accent. What accent is that . I dont know, from scotland. From scotland. An irishman in scotland. An irishman in scotland. Edinburgh. From im from edinburgh. From edinburgh. Guangxi edinburgh. Okay. I guangxi a chinese chess whatever champion loses title over allegations he used anal beads to cheat and defecated in a bathtub. Its just your normal boxing day story , huh . Uh, he consumed story, huh . Uh, he consumed alcohol. Hes. He got £11,000. Alcohol. Hes. He got £11,000. Theyve taken that money back. And he has said here, of course, it was very wrong of me to have diarrhoea in the bathtub. And i wish that that were the first time that ive said those words. Time that ive said those words. In his defence, he said he didnt make it. He couldnt make it, couldnt make it to the toilet time, but could make toilet on time, but could make it youre do it in it if youre going to do it in the bathtub, its like, yes, if youre going to have a choice, youre going to have a choice, youre going to have a choice, youre going choose the youre going to choose the toilet. So doesnt toilet. so toilet. so so it doesnt need to say, so close was this hotel that how big was this hotel that theres way id make the theres no way id make the toilet of night. But toilet this time of night. But the bathtub, can climb in the bathtub, i can climb in that. Its also spray that. Well, its also the spray edge anyway. Edge youve got anyway. You want to sorry. What do you want to say thoughts . Say about your thoughts . Is a pronged well, this is a two pronged story. Its not just about not a two anal bazball wrong two prong anal bazball the wrong beads. Its not exactly. Its not manners as not just about good manners as a hotel customer, which is what officially his title. Officially cost him his title. But its about cheating. And he but its about cheating. And he has been accused of and this hasnt been proven. The chinese chess authorities has has acknowledged the accusation, but they said they have no proof. But has used beads but he has used anal beads equipped with, uh, trans fitters or transmitters. Theyre accusing him of that. He hasnt done it. They havent got proof apart from the diarrhoea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And but is not but surprisingly, this is not the this happens the first time this happens in the first time this happens in the world of chess. Just last yearin the world of chess. Just last year in saint louis, missouri, an grandmaster, hans an american grandmaster, hans niemann , was accused of having niemann, was accused of having used same technique to cheat used the same technique to cheat hans neiman , as we call it. Hans neiman, as we call it. Yeah. I mean, the thing is, l, yeah. I mean, the thing is, i, i like to win , but do i like i, i like to win, but do i like it that much . Yeah. Thats the it that much . Yeah. Thats the i would say it might improve your chess game. It might improve your shanghai game. But ruins operation. Yeah. Uy yeah. Uy the guardian nicholas and an expert says dont tell your secrets to ai. And how else are secrets to ai. And how else are they supposed to make those aduh they supposed to make those adult pictures of the co workers that i have . Josh not. Its your story. Im just. Oh, is me really . We do have oh, is me really . We do have a fan online who sends us some very flattering pictures. Hes very flattering pictures. Hes sort of. He obviously says he puts in a photo of us and then says, make them thinner with more hair. Basically, he makes all of us look good. Yeah, hes like, oh, no exception. Yeah, i could get behind that guy and put some anal beads and help him with chess. Lets, lets, lets, okay, lets, lets, lets, lets him against us lets not turn him against us because i want those pictures to keep coming. I expert warns keep coming. I expert warns against telling your secrets to chatbots such as chatgpt. Now, chatbots such as chatgpt. Now, in italian we say they have discovered war or water or hot water, which means this was obvious. Just dont tell your secrets to this heartless , evil, secrets to this heartless, evil, devilish robot. This is a devilish robot. This is a professor. Um of um of ai at oxford university. His name is mike wood wooldridge. And essentially saying that, yeah, anything you tell ai is going to be used against you. Theres no retraction. And its just it just feeds into the system for al to, to train and retrain itself. However um, openai, which is a Company Behind chatgpt, has said , well, we have chatgpt, has said, well, we have this option of, you know, deactivating history. In that case, if you start the chat, they claim they promise it wont be used to retrain , chat dougie be used to retrain, chat Dougie Beattie in the future. Thats my favourite. Would you believe them . Delete history. But like the one hour one, dont eat the last houn one hour one, dont eat the last hour. Yes, please. But, uh, this hour. Yes, please. But, uh, this is actually kwasi. He says they have no empathy. He. It has no have no empathy. He. It has no sympathy. This is hes going down the sort of terminator route here, sort of warning sarah connor. Route here, sort of warning sarah connor. Uh, and yeah, this this is the famous series. So of course it was. Ai has dominated this year. So of course theyre going to the Royal Institution is going to go down that route. And uh, but this is basically also alexa and amazon. You know, the whole siri and all that stuff. Then youre talking stuff. And then youre talking about something in kitchen about something in the kitchen and suddenly get and then suddenly you just get sent adverts for anal beads. Theyre always listening arent there list of arent they. There was a list of the commonly asked the most commonly asked questions, cant believe questions, and i cant believe whos not the top. Whos the daddy is not the top. They one out. They must filter that one out. They must filter that one out. They wow to the daily they must do wow to the daily mail. Nicholas, weve got mail. Uh, nicholas, weve got a young child whos not conscious yet. Google home in yet. Weve got a google home in the bedroom. Um, nicholas, theres a woman who says that she is erotically attracted to an tree. Dont know the an oak tree. I dont know if the tree fancies it does tree fancies her, but it does have wood and if you think thats crude, the womans surname is semi on over. So its like a carry on film. Like a carry on film. Yeah. You already took all the. You know, childish puns. Oh the. You know, childish puns. Oh theres more. Carry on. Carry on. Lets see what we get okay. Um. Im not im not sure i want to go down route, but, uh, to go down that route, but, uh, listen, sonya, simeon , over 45, listen, sonya, simeon, over 45, claims shes in a in an erotic relationship with an oak tree after feeling a connection while lying on top of it during lonely covid walk. So another downside of covid. Uh, yeah. Ecosexual all right, kids, and ecosexuals. Yes, but as long as these ecosexuals keep off our roads and just hug the trees, this is the old tree hugging gone a bit badly. Or do you think that thats why they were chaining themselves to trees . Its like theyre actually getting off on it. Well, starts hugging well, it starts with hugging and the next thing you know, youre squirrel. Youre youre like a squirrel. Youre just youre barking. Youre youre barking. Youre youre barking. Think were out of um, i think were out of time. Shame because time. Which is a shame because im sure there could have been at three puns im sure there could have been at somethingthree puns im sure there could have been at something to ee puns im sure there could have been at something to do3uns im sure there could have been at something to do with about something to do with trees. Thats a bit rude. Show is lets take is nearly over. Lets take another at the front another quick look at the front pages. Another quick look at the front pages. Uh, another quick look at the front pages. Uh, for the daily mail, dozens of under fives referred to nhs gender service the guardian x gchq chief warns ministers over government by whatsapp. The times tories to woo first time buyers. The telegraph goes with number 10 plans to end h iht ahead of election. The express and election. The express and scandal of rip off hospital Parking Charges. They only go with that story every year and finally, the daily mail, daily star battered britain, a five new year storms. Thats all new year storms. Thats all weve got time for. Thank you to my guests. We are back tomorrow at 11 pm. With some other people doing this job. If youre watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast until the next time. Have one. Time. Have a good one. Brighter outlook with boxt a brighter outlook with boxt solar of weather on. Gb news. Hello there i im greg hello there im Greg Dewhurst and welcome to your latest gb news weather. Weve got storm garrett on the way after what has been a fairly calm boxing day, it does turn very unsettled and expecting some travel disruption over the next 24 hours. Storm garrett its going to move in tight. Isobars indicating very strong winds across the country. Some heavy rain and blizzards across scotland as well. This evening. Time dry across the north east of the uk, but further south and west, rain quickly piling in, turning heavy as we move into the early hours , the winds the early hours, the winds picking up too, with gales around the coast generally mild tonight as the temperatures rise and the cloud and the rain moves in some icy stretches across northern scotland as the rain bumps into the colder air across the Higher Ground of scotland, we will see this turn to snow and weve strengthening winds. We could see some blizzards developing 6070 mile an hour. Gusts are possible and the rain heavy across much of the uk, leading to spray on the roads and some local flooding. Very mild temperatures 1213 celsius but wind gusts 40 to 50 miles an houn but wind gusts 40 to 50 miles an hour. 60 to 70 around the coast. Hour. 60 to 70 around the coast. It will feel cooler than this and thursday it remains unsettled. Further blustery unsettled. Further blustery showers across the uk. Some of showers across the uk. Some of these heavy, at times gusty winds for all, some brighter spells at times in between those showers moving through and temperatures generally around, if not a little above average for the time of year , then it for the time of year, then it stays unsettled right through into the weekend. Into the weekend. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on. The conservatives are reported to have been considering axing the inheritance tax in a bid to boost rishi sunaks chances of an election victory. Well this is whilst reports say keir starmer has told labour frontbench mps to ready policies for a spring election. Many of us are set to election. Many of us are set to be battered by wind and rain from storm garrett