Your mascot. I also want to say congratulations to this goat. As you know in the owner cursed the chicago cubs because they kicked his goat out of gaiment. Apparently the curse worked really well. Goat, your power is undeniable, and we stand in awe of your black magic. All hail evil goat wooo way to go cubs. Broken. Im so proud of you guys. Tell you what, could i get some more mint jelly . This hoofs a little dry. Its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes michael strahan. Nick kroll. And musical guest aaron lewis. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen whats going on . Hey, buddy. Stephen Stephen StephenStephen Stephen. Stephen hi, chris. Hi, paul. Whats going on, matt . Whats up, mark . cheers and applause . Stephen thats nice. Welcome to the late show, everybody. So nice to have you guys here. Im your host stephen colbert. With just six days left before the election, this race this spinning teres are. Tighten up. A little nervous. Theyre clenching a little tight right now. You could throw a kingston brick head up there and pop out Something Like for an Engagement Ring . laughter notice, a lot of democrats are blaming f. B. I. Director james comeys bombshell announcement last week that huma abedin also uses email. We didnt know. Nobody knew. Nobody knew. It was a now, it looks like the f. B. I. Is trying to hurt hillarys campaign, which has a lot of people upset. Mostly russia. Thats their gig. And now, the f. B. I. Just released documents from their 2001 probe into bill clintons pardon of shady billionaire marc rich. Yeah, all o of the documents. Once again, bill clintons in trouble after getting the full cheers and applause this. cheers and applause this is a clear breach of protocol. If the f. B. I. Is going to release documents from 2001, you do it on throwback thursday. All right . laughter read your manual. Read your manual. Now, the f. B. I. Says that the timing of this release wasnt intentional. Asked for comment, f. B. I. Director comey pointed to his hat. Close that the candidates are fighting for every single vote they can get, even the ones that have already been cast. This is a message for any democratic voter who have already cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton and who are having a bad case of buyers remorse. Wisconsin is one of several early ballot if you think youve made a mistake, so if you live here, or in michigan, or pennsylvania, or minnesota those four places you can change your vote to donald trump. Well make America Great again, okay . Stephen hey, hey bleep . laughter cheers and applause a kid, but no fair changeys. No backsies. You vote, youre stuck with it. Its like a tattoo. And, yes, i regret my al gore tramp stamp. And to reach these voters, trump has come up with a new way to encourage people to donate to his campaign. I want to show you something very special. I am dedicating this wall right here in trump tower to a select group of donors and supporters contribute today, like the great americans here, and youll get your name officially on the trump donor board. Stephen thats right. Donald trump is building a wall and making his donors pay for it. laughter cheers and applause the best part is it only costs 49 to be immortalized on Donald Trumps donor wall. Or for just 6, you can buy a can of spray paint and be immortalized on trump tower. cheers and applause now, ive met a lot of Trump Supporters and i mean, when you meet them, they seem like fine folks who occasionally call for the jailing of their political opponents. But sometimes one bad apple makes all the apples seem i may have seen its not their fault. One guys did does it and it makes it seem like everybody with the guy at the rally and they were. You may have seen this clip im about to show of one rallygoer chanting at a group of journalists last week. A word of warning if your children are in the room, you might want to regret having brought them into this world laughter jim . Stephen it is absolutely horrifying to hear that kind of antisemitic language. Usually you read it in yahoo comments. But a newspaper tracked the guy down. His names george lindell, and it turns out we had it all wrong. He wasnt chanting jew s a. At the rally. You know, all the mexicans who go to trump rallies. Heres the deal. Lindell said that a group of mexicans at the rally again, that huge group of mexicans that goes to trump rallies had stopped chanting u. S. A because, it came out sounding like joo s. A. , and they felt the wouldnt fit in because of their accent. See . It was innocent. It was so innocent. He was just its poor man was just trying to make the m fond memories of america after trump loaded them on to the cat catapults. Im going to call this the worst excuse of all time. Its the worst possible i think its even worse than the werent burning that cross on the lawn to scare you. We just wanted you to see our cool ghost costumes. cheers and applause and its reasonable applause when asked about what he said at the end of his chant, lindell said he muttered, the jews run the country anyway. A statement he said was just horsing around. He was just horsing around. Adding, you know who blame . The jewish horses. So this election has now officially ruined everything horses, taco bowls, billy bushs career. And now, brace yourselves, its ruined yogurt because chobani yogurt founder Hamdi Ulukaya is getting threats for helping immigrants. Is supposed to help Jamie Lee Curtis poop, and thats it. Good luck, jamie. See, it turns out thats what the commercial says. See i believe it. See, it turns out that the owner ulukaya employs Syrian Refugees in his factories and started a foundation to help migrants. And now there are calls to boycott chobani, and the comny epithets on twitter and facebook. Its no surprise that online trolls are in a race to the bottom. Thats where all the fruit is. Thats where all the fruit is. But you know what . We here at the late show like to be helpful. Which is why were introducing a new yogurt for people who want to boycott chobani. Introducing xenogurt if you love yogurt but hate the people who make it. Instead of active cultures, xenogurt has one monolithic applause enjoy. cheers and applause mmm. Mmm. Mmm. That is just a prop. laughter im not sure what i just put in my mouth. Thank you very much. laughter applause but it aint yogurt. cheers and applause thats fun. Thats nice surprise. But as ugly as the campaign has been, this has been a historic year for women. Any women here . cheers and applause there it is. We might have the first female president , women on the u. S. cheers and applause women on the u. S. Olympic team won more medals than the men, and perhaps most excitingly, bono has been named the first congratulations. Women have come so far, now youre men. I assume for bono to be on this list, every other woman has already gotten one of these. According to glamours editor in chief, they included a man because there are so many men who really are doing wonderful things for women these days. Some men get it, and bono is one of those guys. Its like that old saying in front of every great woman stands a guy who really gets it. laughter applause , of course, of course, mean to be fair, bono wasnt the only woman of the year. Glamour also honored such actual women as the founders of black lives matter, gymnastics phenom simone biles, and head of the i. M. F. Christine legarde. Their prize getting to meet bono. laughter applause weve got a great show for you tonight. Michael strahan is here. So im going to sit over there. 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Get twenty gigs and four lines for only 160, with no surprise overages. On americas best network. applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Give it up for jon batiste and stay human, everybody. Jon, are you planning to vote . Jon yes, indeed, you know i am. Stephen its only six days away. A the lot of people havent voted yet and i think one of the reasons is they think its complicated, like they dont know how to do it. Jon oh, yeah, yeah. No, but i made an easy video for figure out how to do it themselves s. Stephen wait. You made a video . Jon yeah is there in six easy steps . Jon six easy steps. Stephen well, id love to see it, jon. Jon well, weve got it right here, jim. Hello, proud americans. Im jon batiste, and this is piano i0fun. How to vote. Voting isnt just a way to meet old people in your community. Its also your civic responsibility. Taking part in democracy is what that, and the stars and stripes birth mark every citizen is born with. laughter lesson one registration. Registering to vote is easy. Just follow three simple steps. One, fill out the necessary paperwork. Two, make sure you have valid identification. And, three, purchase the late show ep, fee featuring jon bae and stay human. Youll need something to listen to while you vo polling places vary depending on where you live but theyre usually in a School Gymnasium air, church basement, or any other place that smells kinds of weird. And if you cant find the voting booth, you can always use the nearest gap changing room. laughter beyonce lesson three ballot etiquette. When you get into that voting booth, make sure you do things right. Begin by placing the napkin on from the ballot. And if you receive good service, make sure to leave a 15 tip for your poll worker. Bon appetite. Lesson four snack break happy birthday, jon n lesson five choosing your candidate. Before you vote, make sure you know who youre voting for. 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Michael strahan. cheers and applause stephen nice to have you back. Thank you for having me back. I thought i wasnt going to come back after the last time. Stephen we had a good time. I know. Stephen what are you talking about . I heard you dont like being called mikey . Yeah. Stephen did i call you mikey at some point during that interview. That is a hot for you. I dont like being called mikey. Mike is okay. My mom is probably the only person consistently who calls me mike. Everybody else calls me michael. Commercial. Remember . Oh, mikey likes it, hell eat anything. Stephen give it to mikey. He wont eat it. He hates everything. I just did not like the mikey. Stephen i dont like stevie. I didnt call you stevie, did i . Stephen im going to say no, because we have a long interview ahead of here, and i dont want to have to bring out the jack johnsons. So, mikey, let me ask you this laughter cheers and applause the show sounds fascinating because i reallyik of the people its called religion of sports because people do take their sports very seriously. Well, let me tell you its a spiritual event for them. Let me tell you, stevie. Stephen here we go. Before that i have to ask you a quick question. Its on the at T Audience Network, starting november 15. What is the at T Audience Network . Do i have to be in your five or Something Like that . Direct tv. You dont have to be in my five, direct tv has the audience naek, and you have stream it on at t i dont know what that means. Im trying to get this show available on burner phones. What is that means you need to get your kids to teach you how to watch the show. Stephen okay, now, i know. Im trying to help you, man. Im trying to help both of us here. laughter . Stephen were trying to help each other. Thats right, brother. Symbiotic relationship. You created this with tom bradyerate. And i got them chopra, depock chopras son. How sports influences society and influences culture when the sport goes beyond Just Entertainment value for a lot of people. And its really interesting to see nascar we have this joey jones, who is one of the guys who we followed who was a nascar driver in high school, and then legs. But we have Dale Earnhardt jr. , curt busch. Theyre talking about nascar, and joey said this is the ultimate ming of man and machine, and as hes saying this you are look at a guy who did so much for the country who is a man in a machine. And it intersects how these things he did as a kid influences his life and it goes beyond nascar to him and his family. Stephen thats the First Episode, right . We did we did the calgary stampede. We did soccer overseas. We went around the world and found some great topics, great subjects where the sport really did go beyond just sports, and it really went into a lot of things like a religious experience for a lot of people. Stephen we have a clip here of the First Episode which is called god and the machine. And it is about nascar and how people take it religiously. Sometimes, especially when money isnt very prevalent and the way you make money is hard earned. Its a 95 paycheck, you need something that brings your community together. You need something that brings joy to your community. And there are a lot of places where thats searched in religion and going to church on suspected. For this part of the world, the your church is on saturday night. Stephen not only do take this stuff seriously, but theres rituals in religion and theres rituals in sport. Were there rituals that you did before a game . Yeah, yeah. I had a lot. Im a little embarrassed by some of them. I mean, you know lebron does like that. And my thing, i used to take the program and i cant believe im going to tell you this on national tv. You know, the program that all the fans get. And i used to go sit on the toilet and laughter and i would look at all the pictures of my teammates and the other teams. And you know how the footballs players always look mean in those pictures. And i used to be scared. And then i realized youre more scared of somebody who doesnt look scared. So i used to always smile for my picture. So when the other team looked at my picture, i was like this. laughter applause . Stephen that was your smile on the field . That was my smile on the program. When they looked at hes not scared to be out herement. Stephen thats nice. What about sermons . Obviously you go to you go on sunday to church, or there are sermons. Is the pep talk the sermon . The pep talk is the sermon. The pep talk by far is the sermon. I have to pump these guys up. I was the preacher. , were going to stomp you out. We were going to stomp them yelling that on sunday mornings. Stomp out the devil thats what i was trying to get them to do. Stephen thats nice. Crush the devil between your heel and the rock of god. But it worked, it worked. Stephen yeah . Are you a religious guy . You know what, i am . I am. I believe in definitely a higher power. I dont believe that i do anything by myself. I dont believe that i have all the good in my life because im so great. I believe i am pleased and fort mat to have it and you need to pay it forward an everybody else, you know, what . Your bletion is their blessing as well. Its not all about you. Stephen now i know that tom brady applause upon i know for