You just tell a mexican man when you want to be on top. Just let me watch my video, you boobed bozo. Hola welcome to the gonzalez landscaping training video. So, julio, are you ready for your first day at gonzalez landscaping . S , ernesto landscaping can be fun. But remember, always concentrate when using dangerous equipment. So, julio, have you learned what it takes to be a gonzalez landscaping lawn artist . Ernesto dubbed yes and in an unrelated note, i hereby absolve gonzalez landscaping of any liabilities. Everyone, id like you all to meet the newest member of our team, bud buckwald. forced laugh oh, thats not my name. Bud buckwald is an important person in this community. Ha, ha, ha. Okay, bud. Why dont you use that leaf blower to clean up the debris . leaf blower whirring crash, bud screams hola, bud you want to come over for a cerveza . No, i dont want to watch cockroaches dancaround a hat. Bud, hes your boss now. Go groans hows your beer . Uh, good, uh, mr. Gonzalez. So. Okay, fine, i confess ive been stealing Office Supplies crying bud buckwald from high school . Youre a gardener now . Wow. Ive never felt so proud about being a custodian at an adult theater. shoes squishing okay, thats lunchtime. Whos up for a game of air lacrosse . leaf blowers whirring come on, bud, join us ugh, fine. screaming sir, we have an unidentified aircraft approaching the base. No thats it there is no way i am going back toork foer bud, you cant quit now. Sorry, but unless you find another way y make money, you have no choice. Now, why dont you go watch tv and ill bring you some tea. And none of you turkeys better bother daddy while hes resting, or ill whip you with my cb antenna man any little girls out there . Come back. indistinct whispering in spanish janice, do you hear spanish whispering . Janice you mean now, or when youre out at bowling night . What . Uh, im at the store dog barking in distance indistinct whispering in spanish my god, ive worked for mexicans so long im hearing imaginary ones. Janice, did you hear that . what the hell . are you the guy . Yeah. Gracias, seor. By the way, you know about the, uh. Yeah, hes the son we dont talk about. wild yelling hey, ernesto, i got a message for you what is it . Look up in the sky. Aw, crap i filled out the skywriting form wrong its supposed to say i quit is that your Social Security number . screams i got to call everyone in town and tell them not to look up crispy m ms are baaaack. What are you doing . You said to tell our fans crispy m ms are back. Not those fans did you mean this fan . No. annoyed grumbles what about that one . Theres a fan in the break room, oh and in the. trails off so good, theyre back. Hey coworkers. Its me, a businessman, and not colonel sanders. Dont you just hate those long days when youre so busy doing business things that you cant make a hot, homecooked well, i just picked up a twenty Dollar Family fill up from kfc. Handbreaded with eleven herbs and spices. Do you even work here . Well of course i do, terry. Lisa. Claire. Tiffany. Hazel. Youve upgraded all your old technology. So what about this . Its time to get into the new with ford come and get it if you really want it. New is ecoboost technology. New is a footactivated liftgate. New is tougher, stronger and lighter. New is ford. Americas bestselling brand. Now get into a new focus, fusion, or escape with 0 financing for 60 months plus 2,000 dollars tradeassist cash. Only at your local ford dealer. whistles welcome to america. You may ruin our country, but our country will ruin your children. There you are, bud. Youve been in the basement all morning. What are you doing down there . Im, uh. Making a jazz album. From now on, no one is allowed to go down there. A jazz album . Isnt jazz why the government tried to drown new orleans . Shouldnt you be out cutting lawns with ernesto . I quit. My jazz career is taking off. Heres some of my early royalties. I dont like jazz. Especially when i get it all over my face. Wait, im thinking of adult contemporary. knocking hey, steve. Good morning, janice. You look fly. Is bud here . He forgot to take home the crap from his desk. gasps steve heres a thousand dollars. Why dont you just forget what you saw here . Whered you get a thousand dollars . Heres 2,000 to forget about that thousand dollars you saw. And before you ask, heres 3,000. What . 4,000. I can do this all day. Welcome to america. Heres a list of states that are cool with you being gay. The jig is up, buckwald bud gasps man yells i know what youre up to. Youre running a smuggling tunnel. I like to shower on all fours, and the guys might tease me about that im not sending you to prison, buckwald. Because i want in. You. You what . My salarys been cut, thanks to that damn border wall. So im your new partner. Fine. Its a deal. But you should know, my family thinks im making a jazz album down here. That damn border wall directly bifurcates the natural habitat of the mexifornia condor, which is a federally protected species. The court has to rule in our favor. Bailiff all rise. The honorable james killbirds borderwall presiding. Judge borderwall is out sick today. Oh, thank god. In his place is the honorable jake glasseshater nerdstomp. Look over yonder what do you see . The sun is arisin most definitely a new day ico whoohoo people are changin aint it beautiful whoohoo crystal blue persuasion gonna see the light. Ernesto, shouldnt you be at work . Actually, business isnt so good. This wall was supposed to stop the immigrants, but for some reason, im seeing more immigrants than ever. New gardeners keep showing up and undercutting me. Hola, amigo. What a great day to be in america. Ugh, why couldnt immigration have stopped rig after me . E . Hey, i just became a true american. Ernesto, let me tell you how it works. You spend years working for the man, and one day youll get to be the man, too. Like me. I thought you were unemployed. And why do you have all that money in your car . God, youre nosy. Why dont you go investigate someone else, murphy brown . In mexico, that show was called fancy sad woman. Mr. Barracuda, as your accountant, i must inform you that a new smuggling tunnel in mexifornia is cutting into your revenues. What . I will not stand for this. Where is my beheadsman . heavy footsteps approaching hi, boss and bring me the guys running that tunnel. What if its a lady . Even if its a lady. What if its a puppy . If its a puppy, you can keep it. Yay puppy, puppy dont get your hopes up. If its a dog, its almost certainly a grown dog. Mmm, this turkey is natural . Yeah. Its too good to be true. Not again. Real estate never goes down. Fact. Well have the baby, and ill have my band, and itll just work. Right. Dont worry about it honey. All of our family photos are right here banging sound on the hard drive. Its called a timeshare. We dont own it, we share it. Lets do it. Oh yeah. That is good. Mmhmm. Finally, something thats not too good to be true. Its oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. I hope no one looks at my plans while im sleeping. Youll never get my plans while im sleeping. whispering because im never sleeping. Download for free. Clementine never feared for her personal safety. Until taco bell introduced 1 crunchwrap sliders. Four delicious flavors, for just a buck each. Then clementine began to worry. Luckily under her own body was a weird rubber plug. Tonight on your fox news at nine winters bite. Im joy howe. Im matt hammill. Wind chills are well below zero and people are doing anything they can to keep the cold at bay. Well take you to newbo to show you where people found a little warmth. And may the odds be in your favor as the powerball jackpot, sets yet another record this time worldwide. farts well, thats the quittin fart. See you monday. Before you go, sweep out the tunnel entrance. Since when do you give me orders . Since you stood behind me when that bat flew into the tunnel. I dont like em theyre tiny vampires. Youre coming with us. Is this where the Ninja Turtles live . Welcome to my monthly criminal syndicate meeting. Let us first take a moment to honor those weve lost since the last meeting. He is a big loss. All right, lets get down to business. Ive discovered interlopers cutting into our smuggling business. Normally, these men would be fed to my hungry crocotigers. Man humblebrag. But they manage a tunnel that empties into a Border Agents home the last place authorities would look. Its brilliant. Brilliant . The gentleman behind this operation is here tonight. His name is steve. My name is. Beheadsman, remove that man. Okay. Hey, buckwald, i got to take off for a few hours today, so i hired kimmy here to keep an eye on you. Hi. Are you bud . Your dad, steve, tells me you like stickers. Oh, thats it. This is my business, steve, not yours. Im the man this time around. And so now i get to say this to you you are fired. Fine. Youre under arrest for operating an illegal smuggling tunnel. Oh, yeah . Well, you turn me in, ill turn you in. If you dont give me the bleep money, im turning you both in. Buckwald, we just lost 2. 8 million to a 13yearold girl, but remember this im the man. This is the way things are and will always be. Southern narrator well, looks like ol bud wound up right back where he started. You wasted your time watchin it, too. Well, stay tuned for the 10 00 news. Uhp, were not done. Our top story due to an increase of undocumented immigrants in mexifornia, mayor paulson has declared the border wall ineffective and called for its immediate destruction. After hours of talks with my new consultant and cell mate, jamarcus jenkins, i have come to the conclusion that the world has enough walls, and that this bitch here, this bitch is all jamarcuss. He runs this bitch. Well, bud, im sorry your border wall didnt work out. Yeah, i just wanted to be the man for once. Well, youll always be my man. And look on the bright side. Your album reached the top of the jazz charts you sold seven copies. The lucrative contract to tear down the wall has been awarded to gonzalez landscaping. What . Gonzalezes yay. The gonzalezes are going to hawaii. all cheer whispers okay, not until season three. What can we do . whispers the gonzalezes are solving nine making the most of it. How lifelong eastern iowans are staying positive in the subzero temperatures. Then, ringing in a new session. Iowa state lawmakers are preparing to return to work. The big issues facing them, and why it may be tough to get anything done, once again. Again. And is it just too much . One point three billion is an amazing amount of money. Here have 800 million after taxes. For what reason, because you happen be lucky. Your thoughts on whether the next powerball is obscene. Obscene. Good evening. Our fox 28 weather team has been warning us for days that brutally cold temperatures were on the here. Sunshine today but not much warmth. Warmth. And once again were in for a very cold night, and tomorrow we could see some snow. Marissa scott joins us with an update. Marissa. Heres a look outside. Our temperatures are around 0wind chills are well below 0, winds are from the west and are a bit breezy. Satellite and radar show clear skies with some clouds off to our west mondays planner shows temperatures in the Single Digits with scattered flurries mainly south of interstate 80, with temps warming into the teens. Wind chills will be will be below 0 after our balmy start to winter every body in the corridor is searching the closets and bundling up. Up. Even though its not new for a lot of people who live here fox 28 News Reporter steffi lee is here to show us how some are still trying to escape the bitter temps. This cold started affecting a lot of people when early yesterday. Even for those whove lived in iowa their whole lives, its still a struggle. We caught up with some people to see their solutions for coping with the bitter blast. Blast. Even for me who likes the cold, negative six is too far. Even while sitting inside a warm room ugh i mean it ppens every year but you never quite prepare for it when it comes. Freezing temps outside its just cold. Will make people like sam angell wonder just repeating myself why did i move to iowa why did i move to iowa . Iowa . Inside brewhemia its either they all want to come in and get warm or nobodys going to leave their house. Owner Brad Danielson says sometimes when the temps drop the need for their warm drinks and meals gets higher higherweve become very very close to running out. But youd be surprised to see some of the drinks customers are sipping on. On. Some people love iced coffee they love it. Think thats crazy . Crazy . I personally do. Brad says after crafting these become obvlivious to reality a lot of the staff think its warmer in here than it really is. Because theyre running around with all the steamlooking out these steamy windows its beautiful. Its like being inside of a lightbulb. Can you blame them for not thinking about the frozen arctic outside . Outside . It just takes a cup of joe to escape bitter temps for a little while it just feels like happiness. A happiness warming hands and souls like i dont think anything has tasted more perfect than when you come in from cold air and you have that first sip sipim just hoping for not another polar vortex like we had last winter. Brewhemia says now that temps are finally allowing ice to remain frozen for a while theyre hoping to hold some fun Outdoor Activities for the community. Steffi lee, fox 28 news. At the capitol in des moines, moines,state legislators will head back to work tomorrow for the start of a new legislative session. Theyve got a number of issues on their agenda after an extended session last results. Some of the big things theyre expected to tackle, include Education Funding, medicaid privatization and Water Quality issues. In fact, earlier this week, governor branstad revealed he wants to divert some tax dollars from education to Water Quality. The lack of progress last year was likely due, in part to the fact that republicans controlled the iowa house, while democrats controlled the Senate Something that will remain the same this year. My biggest hope is we figure out Education Funding ahead of time so the School Boards can plan their budgets. Budgets. We also have to make sure the 1 2 million citizens of the state of iowa who rely on medicaid arent going to be left out in the cold with privitization plans the governor wants. Wants. Along with some of the other big items on the table, some democrats want to raise the minimum wage and expand a sales Tax Exemption for certain manufacturers. S. Also this week president final state of the union address. Address. Many expect it to be radically different than previous years. Instead of a laundry list of proposals the president will likely reflect on his entire two terms and the impact. You can see the president s state of the union live right here on fox 28 tuesday night starting at eight. Three weeks from tomorrow, iowans will head to their caucus sites to nominate their choices for president. President. On the republican side, a brand new poll shows a race is neckandneck between donald trump and ted cruz, with cruz leading trump by four points. Trump whos been relatively kind to cruz during the campaign, is now taking aim at the fact cruz was born in canada, calling it a problem hes going to have to solve. The democrats will sue him if hes the nominee. If ted is the nominee, he will be sued by the democrats. Democrats. Others from the Republican Party are defending president. Chris christie said it appears he is. Democratic front runner Hillary Clinton now holds just a threepoint lead over bernie sanders. She spent the weekend firing back after Donald Trumps attacks on her husband and his time in the white house. House. Its been fair game going back to the republicans for some years. They can do it again if they want to. That can be their choice as to how to run in this campaign. Campaign. Clinton says republicans focus on personal attacks but she prefers issues like minimum wage and equal pay. Hillary clinton got some support from one prominent member of the Democratic Party today in cedar rapids. Virginia Governor Terry mcauliffe is on a swing through the state campaigning for her. He says hes proud of what clinton has done. Done. I think america is the greatest nation on earth. Can we make it better for families . Absolutely but lets be clear, as someone who does travel the globe, we have the greatest nation on earth to the next level. Level. Mcauliffe served as chairman of the dnc up until 2005 and was cochair of president bill clintons 1996 reelection campaign. How low will gas prices go this year . A lot of people like that theyre pretty low now, and get this triplea says gas could get down to a dollar a gallon. Current prices, on average, are already headed in that direction. In fact here in the cedar rapids area, we found prices as low as a dollar68 on the southwest side of town. Triplea says its all thanks to low crude oil prices and strong refinery output. To find the lowest prices in your area, area,head to our website, and click on gas gauge. Billion. Much to the disappointment of power ball players last nights record 949 Million Dollar jackpot did not have a single winner. Purchased in iowa did match five numbers for a one Million Dollar prize. The next powerball drawing on wednesday will now be worth at least one point three billion dollars. Some are calling that an obscene amount of money that could cause problems for both the winner and the losers. Losers. At some point should the Lottery Jackpot be capped its our topic in tonights say what. Spit ticket or ill take ten powerballs one point three billion is an amazing amout of money. The question as even more people get in line to buy tickets is it too much money. Money. Youre not gonna win if you dont buy a ticket and youre probably not gonna win if you do buy a ticket but at least you have a chance. Rocky says he doesnt even Pay Attention until the jackpot tops 300 million so one billion is all the better better its the game and thats just what it is, nobody one. Thats the name of the game. But emma says why not cap the winnings at five hundred million and give the rest away. Away. I personally feel it is a little too high, i feel like theres a lot better thing the money could be put towards like donations to a charity or something i just feel like its a little too high. Others wo