And we have a we have a wet night of television for you tonight. Tonight, our tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. We go out on the street. We grab people passing by, we have them take off their clothes and jump in a pool on television. Its our version of the olympics but fatter. Thats the pool in back of the theater. Thats where people will be jumping. In front of the theater we have my cousin sal. Cousin sal, how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] whats happening. Jimmy sal right now is looking for people who are willing to strip down and flop in the pool. Do you have candidates for it . I do. This guy is going to be great. Come on in. Jimmy all right. How you doing . Great, how are you. Jimmy whats your name . Themba. Jimmy how do you spell that . Themba. Jim its like timber. Cutting down a tree. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, okay. Oh, boy did your parents give you [ laughter ] jimmy a hell of a life. What do you do for a live ing . Im a third grade educator. Jimmy very good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy where are you from . Columbus, ohio. Jimmy chicago . Ohio. Jimmy you maybe can jump in the shorts, you might not need to change. Come on through. Well get you in the back, get you unsuited up. Who else do you have . This one is better looking. Jimmy whats your name . Haley. Jimmy how do you spell that, haley. Jimmy okay, very good. Where are you from . Ottawa, canada. Jimmy ottawa, canada. Would you like to jump in our pool . I think i have to, yeah. Jimmy i think you ought to also. Follow themba. All right. All right, sal, round up some more bellies and we will check back in with you. There was a lot of flopping in cleveland last night at the Republican National convention. Theres themba. How you doing . You go right through. [ cheers and applause ] this will be fun. I have to say, i love this Republican National convention. I watched it all day today. I will watch it all night. It would watch it every night. I hate they only do it every four years. Last night, former new york city mayor rudolph giuliani, he decided to set a low key tone for the night. What happened to there is no black america, there is no white america, there is just America Jimmy i dont know. If that is his audition for wrestle mania 33, hes in. He was passionate when extolling the many virtues of his friend donald trump. This is a man with a big heart who loves people, all people, from the top to the bottom, from the middle to the side. Jimmy from the top, down here . And the bottoms up there . Do not get in a car with Rudy Giuliani behind the wheel. A number of popular stars of oh, hey, how you doing . Hey, haley. [ cheers and applause ] just go right through. Seems like theres got to be a better route than right behind me. So all the stars were out for the Convention Last night. Willie robertson from duck dynasty, scott baio from happy days. Antonio sabato jr. , from i dont know. All hoist their support for dont trump. I love that they included Antonio Sabato jr. I can only assume Lorenzo Lamas was unavailable. This is funny. Cnn adds facts about each speaker, listing things that are notable. At the bottom of the screen. These are the highlights for Antonio Sabato jr. My belief in this country, my faith in jesus christ, have compelled me to speak now. Thats right. Im concerned about our countrys future. Im concerned about my childrens future. I believe we need donald trump. Jimmy yeah well, you know. Were all excited for him. And he will be standing outside the Convention Hall after his speech in case people want to trade pins. There were no underwear models on the roster tonight. Tonight, Chris Christie gave a speech, speaker of the house paul ryan gave a speech. And dr. Ben carson led a sleep convention. Not all the speakers were politicians. One of my favorites is from a group called the young republicans. I asked my fellow Young Americans across the country to stand with us, visit yrnf. Org and we will make America Great again. Jimmy why is the head of young republicans 38 years old . Of course the biggest oh, look at this. Speaking of big stars. [ cheers and applause ] hi there, guys. How are you . How you doing . How are you doing . Wow. This is too many people. This is too many. Hi, how you doing . How you doing . Guillermo, where you going . I got to take them outside. Jimmy oh, okay, all right. Theres no way. Its too many people. Anyway. The star of the Convention Last night was melania trump. She gave the speech of Michelle Obamas life last night. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] melania, in case you havent heard, shes been accused of plagiarizing Michelle Obamas speech. From the Democratic National convention in 2008. Someone did a great job of pairing up the videos. Side by side. Look at this. You work hard for what you want in life. That your word is your bond. And you do what you say youre going to do. That you treat people with respect. With dignity and respect. We want our children in this nation to know that the only limit to your achievements is the strength of your dreams and your willingness to work for them. Jimmy so, the speeches are very similar. But the Trump Campaign insists she did not plagiarize. Repeating things is how melania learned to speak english. [ laughter ] [ applause ] as youd expect, team trump was in defensive mode today. Not one republican thought it was unusual how similar the speeches were. You heard the similarities. How do you explain that. Well, not that many similarities. There are a couple of phrases word by word in a number of places. There were 58 words there. 58 words. If you were a former prosecutor, you can make a speech for plagiarism . Not when 93 of the speech is completely different than Michelle Obamas speech. Lets talk about melanias speech in that it may sound a little like somebody else gave a speech like it one time over the course of the last eight years. If they were the same words, i argue that melania delivered them a heck of a lot better than michelle. Jimmy you know, actually, great point. She didnt major rise the speech, she covered it. Like when Whitney Houston recorded i will always love you. Or the beatles did twist and shout. It was a cover version of Michelle Obamas speech. Doesnt matter who did it first, its who did it first. I have to say, i feel bad for melania. This happened to me once. I was accused of plagiarism. Even though i didnt steal anything but a lot of people made false accusations saying i did. I probably shouldnt bring this up but ill show you the video side by side with the video some people claim was similar. And you will decide. Im the best ever. Im the most brutal, vicious, ruthless candidate theres ever been. No one can stop me. Theres no one like me. Im from there cloth. Theres no one that can match me. My spoil is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. Im not just ferocious. 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Especially when its followed by fireworks everyones nola is different. Follow yours. Jimmy all right, welcome back. Anderson. Paak is on the way. Right now, its time for the tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. Lets get outside, to the pool, guillermo, how is the water . Have you tested it . Warm. Very nice. Jimmy the water is warm and very nice, thats nice, all right. Meet our expert panel of judges. First, a threetime olympian in bobsled and track and field, leads women lolo jones. How are you . Very good, thank you for having me. My next job is to judge the Olympic Gymnastics Team. Jimmy do you consider this a warmup . I mean, really, judging the Olympic Gymnastics Team is going to be a step down after this. I know. I need to add this to my resume. Im going to rio to judge them. Jimmy all right. Next we have reality tv star and fashion personality, son of magic johnson, e. J. Johnson is here with us. Hello, e. J. [ cheers and applause ] e. J. , you will be factor in style in your score . You know, thats a good idea. Im going to be judging everyones bathing suits. Everyone better will giving looks. Jimmy these bathing suits were thrust upon them moments ago. Then its your fault. Jimmy we ran them to marshalls or something and they ran them right back. Then its your fault. Ill be judging you and your outfit choices then. Jimmy very good. The anchor of the judging panel, also an anchor around my neck. My aunt chippy is here with us tonight. Aunt chippy. [ cheers and applause ] let me ask you this, your fake eyelashes, are they water resista resistant . Are they able to get wet . Am i able to get wet . Jimmy your eyelashes . You leave my eyelashes alone, you little jerk. Im going to tell you that right now. Because im going to tell you something. Ive got this gavel and ill beat the [ bleep ] out of you with it, im not kidding. Jimmy being threatened by the judges. Doesnt seem very nonpartisan. Guillermo, lets do this. Themba, are you ready . Im ready. I cant wait. Jimmy you say youre a teacher of third graders. Will they see this . They better. Jimmy have they ever seen you with your shirt off before . No jimmy this is going to be extra weird. Very weird. Jimmy are you ready . Im ready. Jimmy guillermo, are you ready . Ready. Jimmy judges, are you ready . The judges are ready. Lets begin the flopping. Here we go. Three, two, one. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Wow. That was that was pretty when youre a big guy, there are a lot of expectations. And i feel like themba delivered. What are you giving him . Im giving him an 8. Im going to give him a smack in the ass. Hes hitting me. Jimmy it is not your turn. He nearly drowned me. Jimmy a 9. E. J. Says 8. Aunt chippy also says what is wrong . You got to be freaking kidding me. Almost drowned me over here. And thats the first one. The others better be skinnier than him. Jimmy all right. All right, the judges arent happy. Holy crap. Jimmy a really good score. How do you feel . I feel good. Whats this little towel . Jimmy lets look at your instant replay and examine your performance. You got up pretty high. You entered with your feet. Which is usually not good. I think you made up for it. You have a 25. All right. Lets go back to the board. Enjoy that hot dog. And our next contestant haley. Haley is from canada. I heard it took you a while to get you into the bikini . Yeah, it was hard. Jimmy did you have much to choose from . No. Jimmy have you ever belly flopped before . No, this is a first. Jimmy this is a first time. Unintentionally or intentionally . Unintentionally. Jimmy guillermo, what are you thinking right now . [ laughter ] i will tell you after the show. Jimmy whats that . I couldnt hear you. I will tell you after the show. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, ready for this, haley . Yep. Jimmy the object is to really slap that belly. We like to you be red when you get out of the pool. Okay. Jimmy all right . Count of three. Three, two, one. Jimmy oh. Wow. Wow. Yeah, that was jimmy lets look at the replay there. I have to say, im not an expert when it comes to belly flopping. But the sound that was produced by her belly must be taken into account. As far as im concerned. Lets see what the judges say. Lolo gives her a 10. I lost an eyelash on that one. Good job. Jimmy lolo is wet. E. J. . That was flat. Jimmy aunt chippy . She was good. She didnt kill me. Jimmy you got a perfect score. I mean, really, we could end it right now. Nobodys going to top that. We may have to go to sudden death. I was pretty impressed that. I was not expecting that at all. Jimmy and a first timer. Look behind you, oh, goodness, what have we on the board . Hello there, beautiful. What is your name . My name is jose. Jimmy where are you from . Miami, florida. They call me jayz minus the b. Jimmy what do you do for a living . Im a teacher. Jimmy another teacher. Another treat for the kids back home. Oh, yeah. Jimmy in case you are wondering what your teacher has done over the summer this is it. Have the kids ever seen your nipples before . Not like this. Jimmy do you think you can beat a perfect score . You cant beat a perfect score. Do you think you can tie a perfect score . After that, i dont know, buddy. Jimmy youre going to have to. Jose, time for to you flop. Guillermo, ready . Count him down. Three, two, one. Jimmy oh. That was that was very well done. This is going to be tough for the judges. Judges can you have a tie . Jimmy lets see the instant replay to get a look at that. Here it comes. There he is. He entered the water. In extreme fashion. Lolo, is that 10 left over from the last one, or is it another 10 . I just saw his backside. So i give him a 10 for that. Jimmy so he gets bonus points. Very good. Lolo with a 10. E. J. . It was a perfect hit. Perfectly flat. Jimmy e. J. With a perfect 10. Aunt chippy . [ bleep ]. Im giving him a 9 because he drowned me jimmy that is the intent. Oh my god, you got screwed over by aunt chippy. Im soaking wet jimmy how do you feel . Your stomach okay . Does it sting . I feel great. Jimmy we will continue with the flopping and crown our top flopper later on. We have a great show tonight. Dave franco is here. We will be right back with kristen bell. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for your song. I hope i provided mine. Nexium 24hfor their own 1 choice of docfrequent heartburn. S for complete protection all day and night make nexium 24hr your 1 choice. Whe gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. So you know what he gives . Ill give you everything ive got and then some. He gives a hundred and ten percent im confident this 10 can boost your market share. Feel me lois . Im feeling you. Boom look at that pie chart. The ready for you alert, only at laquinta. Com. Jimmy how we are making America Great again. Tonight, from the new movie nerve, dave franco is with us. Then, his debut album is called genesis. Domo genesis with anderson paak, from the samsung stage. Tomorrow night, our guests will be cara delevingne, jeffery ross, and well have music from culture club. And on thursday, viggo mortensen, george lopez, and music from colin hay. So please join us then. Our first guest is a star of the big screen, the small screen and the screen that keeps your daughter quiet in the back seat of the car. You can see her next alongside mila kunis and Christina Applegate in the new comedy bad moms. It opens in theaters july 29th. Please say hello to kristen bell. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know its your birthday yesterday. Happy belated birthday. Well, youre in luck because its still my birthday. Jimmy oh, are you Birthday Week kind of thing . A little more. In our house hold, we have a rule that dax made up. Its your birthday until you decide its not your birthday anymore. Jimmy really . Your husband is dax shepard. Very funny guy. Really . How long can it go . Well, last year, it went well into september. Jimmy really . Yeah, yeah. He made it up one day. He said, it can be your birthday until you decide its not your birthday anymore. And i was like, perfect jimmy how long does dax go with his birthday . He doesnt go as long as i do. He goes two weeks. Jimmy what does that mean . Two weeks of birthday . Then would you get a cake every night . No, you get to make all the decisions. You get to choose what we watch on tv, you choose if we go to the park or not, you choose what we eat for dinner, if we stay in, if we go out. You get to make all of the decisions that basically affect everybody. Jimmy and the kids, do their birthdays play into this . No, no, no, no, no. You have to be over 18 for this rule to apply. Jimmy okay. My daughter turned 2 on the 10th. So just last week, we have been talking about her birthday for a long time leading up. And singing the song and teaching her to blow out the candles and all this stuff. And that morning, we in the bedroom and starting sings happy birthday, and she looks at us with a cold stare and vomits all over. She was sick. She missed her whole birthday. She was sick the whole day. Now, if i knew about this plan although it doesnt apply to her at her age she could still be eating cake, still be celebrating. Look, at that age, we have done christmas like december 18th because its better for everybodys schedule. Like, they dont know the date. Jimmy youre right. But there was a big party she didnt get to go to. That is a bummer. Yeah. Jimmy it was bad, yeah. I was hoping she wouldnt vomit on her birthday until at least her late teens. Aww. Jimmy and now in this movie bad moms. Youre playing