Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Thank you for joining us. On this special night of stars and war. Well, i feel very unprotected all of a sudden. Theres no one by the doors. Wheres my little guillermo . Did he is he did he show up at work today . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Look at you. Youve grown more powerful than i could possibly have imagined. Guillermo thank you, jimmy. Jimmy that was quite an entrance. Guillermo, your mission tonight should you choose to accept it is try to get the storm troopers to do a shot of tequila with you, okay . Guillermo of course. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo can you do that, guys . Jimmy i feel bad for the storm troopers, they wear all this heavy ar mar and walk around and one shot from the blaster, they die like that, theyre gone. Those suits seem to offer no protection whatsoever. This is a special show tonight. The cast and director of rogue one a star wars story is here. The premiere is across the street tomorrow. There they are. [ cheers and applause ] exiting from the xwing fighter. Thats pretty great. I think these an uber pool theyre in. We have music tonight from the great and ledgendary hiphop group a tribe called quest, their first new album in 18 years. First new album in 18 years which theyre blaming on candy crush. They got distracted. [ laughter ] next thing you know it was 2016. Tonight were going to show you not one but two exclusive clips from rogue one, a movie no mortal has seen. Even the director has not seen this movie yet. [ laughter ] for those who dont know, this edition of the star wars saga is about the secret mission to steal the plans to the death star to find the weak spot, some way to blow it up. Spoiler alert, i dont want to ruin it for anybody, but they found one. [ laughter ] blew it up. I have to say, people get so down on the empire. All they want to do is make the galaxy great again. [ laughter ] is that too much to ask . Not much has been revealed about the film, other than that there are both stars and wars in it. It opens december 16th. Its expected to be the biggest blockbuster of the holiday season. Early tracking suggests the movie could pull in upwards of 130 million its owning weekend. Then again, early tracking suggested Hillary Clinton would be president. [ laughter ] so you never know. You still have to go see the movie. [ cheers and applause ] the trailers for rogue one have many millions of views. Even youtube videos of people watching the videos, the trailers, have millions of views. And now even youtube videos of people watching animals watch the trailer for rogue one are going to have millions of views. A major weapons test is imminent. [ laughter ] [ barking ] this is our chance. The captain says you are a friend. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there is some romance in the film as well. If youre looking to stuff a stocking with new star wars stuff, there is plenty of it, hundreds of rogue one theme products available. Clothes, toys, christmas ornaments. Theres a rogue one razor from gillette. Which chewbacca has one, he swears by it. [ laughter ] theres many crazy things. Blankets, cross body bags. This might be the craziest. I think this is the best star wars item out there. A death star herb grinder. [ cheers and applause ] in case youre cooking, you want to grind some these have been big since they legalized marijuana. Glad to see theyre finally making some money off these movies. The cast is here tonight. They are about to begin a journey that will forever change their lives. So as a Public Service to them, i thought it would be wise to showcase some of the many different kinds of star wars fans theyll be interacting with every day, all day, constantly, until they die. [ laughter ] lets bring some of those fans out one by one and meet them together, shall we . First up the dad who made damn sure his kid loved star wars as much as he does. [ cheers and applause ] tell them what you like, harrison. I like the robots. Theyre called droids, son, droids. Cant he just enjoy the movie . Getting the terminology right is enjoying the movie, sharon jimmy yeah, sharon, youre really being kind of mean right now. Next up, this is one to watch out for, the weirdo who writes erotic fan fiction about the characters. Thats right. This strapping gentleman has written 800 typofilled pages of wookiees humping ewoks, jabba and yoda doing the deed, and leia on lando love. Ive been kicked out of so many librari. And youll be kicked out of many more to come. A safer but sadder entry. This woman dresses her dog up Like Star Wars characters. His name is bobba fetch. Isnt he adorable . Who needs a boyfriend . I dont. Jimmy no. I dont need one either. [ applause ] this one is cute. This is the child nerd. I like ewoks. Jimmy and this is the angry adult nerd. I hate ewoks think he killed it. Heres another sweet one. This is the very old star wars fan. Hello there. I saw the first star wars in the theater. All i want before i die is to see rogue one a star wars arrgh jimmy isnt that sweet oh no. No, no, no oh, thats so sad. But at least he died doing what he loved. Being unattractive to the opposi opposite sex. This next kind of fan, no matter where he finds you, he always has something for you to sign. Its the adult man who buys every toy. These are all in mint condition. They have never been touched. I have also never been touched. [ laughter ] jimmy it will happen eventually. And finally, i think maybe the most beloved fan of them all [ cheers and applause ] the man dressed as princess leia. My eyes are up here. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, all right. There you go. Here they are. A murderers row if you will. May the force be with all of you. When we come back, a brandnew take on the elf on a shelf, and kids tell the story of christmas. 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Jimmy welcome back. Music tonight from a tribe called quest and the cast from rogue one is on the way. We have exclusive clips from the film. Also christmas is on the way. Christmas if you didnt know is jesus birthday. As always hes celebrating at cheesecake factory. He loves the crusted chicken romano. Some Elementary School students in West Virginia got a christmas surprise on their way into school yesterday. A festively attired man sitting on the roof. These kids in West Virginia could not believe their eyes when they found this reallife elf sitting on the roof of their Elementary School. The dad dressed up in an elf suit says it was pretty chilly up there, but the look on the kids face made it all worthwhile. Jimmy you thought your parents were embarrassing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i hope thats a dad. The sad thing is, hes been up there since easter. As most of you who are parents know the elf on a shelf has become a timehonored holiday tradition. 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Kids love christmas. They love the presents, they although the candy canes, they really mostly love the presents. But i wonder if they know why we celebrate this day. So we went on the street and we asked children to tell us the story of christmas. We are pleased to present the story of christmas as told by kids. Who was born on the first christmas . Jack . Jack . Who is jack . That little skeleton guy . The little skeleton guy. Who is the virgin mary . She she was gods i mean she was jesus aunt . His aunt. Who was his cousin . Mike. Who was joseph . Joseph, he was he got married to mary but they got like they didnt really like want to be together, so then they she started to go with god and stuff. Oh, on the side . Uhhuh. Did joseph get mad . Yeah. Who was joseph . Joseph is jesus stepdad. Hey, so the first christmas was obviously a long time ago. And there was these two people and they were in their bedrooms and this angel came to tell them that theyre having a baby. And they didnt have a home so they had to ride a camel. And the three kings, the three wise kings, came to the stable. And mary and mary and joseph, they had a baby jesus. What did they do . Said to the baby jesus to a tree, then they started to they started to have like a little feast. What did the Three Wise Men bring baby jesus . Frankincense and myrrh and gold. Whats frankincense . Whats myrrh . I dont know. Whats gold . Gold is gold what is the virgin mary do on the first christmas . She left out cookies for santa. What kind of cookies were they . Gingerbread. What did jesus do when he grew up . He went to heaven. What did he do before that . God bless you. He told everyone that hes a miracle maker. What kind miracles have you seen . Theres only one. It was today. What happened . I put a napkin, i put it on this eye. Was it this eye . Which one . This eye. Because you see from the side, it looks a little swollen . Yeah. Its a sty. 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Next week on the show, before we brave the journey home for the holidays, we have jennifer lawrence, david spade, samantha ponder, andrea riseborough. Plus music from blake shelton, phantogram, gucci mane featuring travis scott, and a block Party Performance by metallica. Were closing down the whole street again for metallica. That will be good times. Our guests tonight are the new rebels, imperial officers and droids youve been looking for. You can see them all in the new movie rogue one a star wars story are you sure this is the way . They have landing trackers, patrol squadrons, youve got to keep it in the canyon, keep it low [ sirens ] to the right theres a 26 chance of failure. How much farther . I dont know, im not sure, i dont really come this way. Were close, were close, we know that. 35 chance of failure i dont want to know, thank you. I understand. Now the wind. Its going to be right over the shuttle depot, watch out [ cheers and applause ] jimmy rogue one opens in theaters december 16th. Please welcome felicity jones, diego luna, alan tudyk, donnie yen, ben mendelsohn, riz ahmed and mads mikkelsen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow, look at this we just got to see that the audience and i got to see the clip for the first time. Have you seen it . Have you seen the movie yet . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy mads, you havent . No. Jimmy everyone else has . Why didnt mads get invited . He was nobody. I was there. I didnt have any money on me on the day, 10. These guys didnt want to lend me anything. Jimmy where did you see the movie . In a regular theater . We saw at skywalker ranch. Jimmy oh, wow. Do they have a Screening Room there . They do. Yeah. A tiny one. Jimmy its not in george lucas bedroom gathered around a 27inch tv . Wow, what did you think . Its amazing. Yeah, yeah. Everybody got quiet after it was done. Jimmy what do you mean they do the quiet . Sort of stunned, right . It was kind of awkward, almost. Kathy kennedy and Gareth Edwards looked at us, guys, what did you think, what did you think . We were all just blank, completely silent. Guys, please tell us you liked it yeah, it was good, we just had a panic attack. Jimmy i mean, its really for most everybodys lives, star wars has been the biggest thing in entertainment. Then, when does it hit you . Oh, im really in the new star wars movie . What does that happen . When you get cast . Does it happen during the movie itself . When does it happen . The first day on set. I always remember, at least my first day on set, you turn and up theres like hundreds of storm troopers running around. And thats so trippy. Jimmy yeah. You just feel like a 6yearold. So youre like, this is weird, i want to get some head space. You go to the coffee table. Craft services. But theres hundreds of storm troopers trying to drink coffee. [ laughter ] which is even weirder. Through the mask, its like a big makes a big mess. Did you ever see when they talk to the call mary . Calla maury . They put their heads up like that and open their heads. How are you doing down there . Are you cool, do you need the hose . They put the hose down their heads to cool them off. Like they were having their stomach pumped. Jimmy alan, for those who dont know, nobody knows that much yet. You play k2so, your character this figure here. Although hes much bigger in the film. How call is k2so . 71. Jimmy youre not actually in this suit, obviously. No, no. Hes got really thin legs. I was in like this unitard. Jimmy for how many months were you in a unitard . Six. He was very attractive. Too long. It was a gray suit that was very, very tight. Jimmy uhhuh. [ laughter ] alans groin was next to our faces. For a lot of the shooting. Stilts. He had stilts. You were eye level with his balls. [ laughter ] he has pretty big ones. [ laughter ] quite intimidating. [ applause ] i was staring at them for seven mon months. The other way around would have been embarrassing all day long. Probably in the next one. Jimmy youre the only bad guy here, really. I say bad, from your perspective youre probably not a bad guy. Misunderstood. [ laughter ] jimmy you wear this great white cape in the movie. And it seems like that, yeah, that kind of cape look is very big amongst the people in the empire. Yeah, it is. Well, it denotes a certain je nais se quoi. Jimmy yes, liberace was the last person to [ laughter ] youve got to remember, he got it from us. Were a long, long time ago with this stuff. Its a very good thing to have. You know, every move augmented. I mean, a cape, come on. Jimmy is it practical in any way to have a cape . I would imagine just even amazing at deflecting bullets. Very good if youre running through mud. If you need to hide yourself or your business, then you wrap it around you. And if you get angry, then you open it up. Its scary. Jimmy it is, yeah. I would love to wear a cape. I actually asked if i could do that on this show and i was declined. [ laughter ] you are a big action star in hong kong, correct . [ cheers and applause ] are you the biggest action star . Well. Im going to say no. Jimmy of course not, yeah. Was star wars a big movie for you growing up . Really big. Jimmy it was, it was something that you its even bigger now