Of you watched the basketball game last night . [ cheers and applause ] last night the goelgts warriors won their second nba title in three years. It was the mostwatched game five since 1998. Did you watch the game . Guillermo yes, jimmy. Go golden state the warriors went 161 in the postseason. It goes to show you work hard, you believe in yourself, and have every great player other than lebron james on your team, you can accomplish anything, you really can. [ cheers and applause ] kevin durant was mvp, he had 39 points, 7 rebounds, 5 assists last night. And he brought orange slices for the whole team. Hes very valuable. This is his first nba title. And his mother was on hand to cheer him on and embarrass him on television. He just cant stop smiling. Hes sharing the moment with his mom. Look at me you did this jimmy im guessing she has a lot to get through. [ cheers and applause ] she wins most valuable parent. After the game one of my least favorite things happened. In the locker room afterwards the warriors celebrated by spraying 150 bottles of champagne on each other. This champagne is 1,200 a bottle. 180,000 worth of champagne. Theyre not even drinking it. Theyre spraying on each other. Why not go to the top of the stadium and throw 100 mac books off the roof . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its very expensive. Its so wasteful. Especially expensive for the fans. But even they didnt seem to have a problem with spending a lot of money. Im excited to pay almost 5,000 to witness the championship and to pay almost 3,000 for a ticket to fly all the way here. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Being sarcastic . She should have been allowed to drink one of those 1,200 bottles of champagne. Warriors fans jammed the streets of oakland last night, it was pretty crazy. Meanwhile this is how it went in pittsburgh after the penguins clinched their second straight stanley cup. Stick with this because youre about to see a reporter get madder and madder and madder until eventually he blows a fuse. And its absolutely crazy. And its still crazy. Its crazy, its crazy, its crazy do you think its crazy . Its absolutely nuts. But anyway, paul. I have no problem with it. People are blowing off steam. And its too much. Its just too much. Lets go, pens. Here we go. All night since the end of the game, its really funny, because its really, really crazy. Bring that camera around and see what happens. Im not mad at any of these folks but they really need to tone it down and let us do our thing. And its been tough. Now you hear them chanting. Were going to let you do back because this has to end. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i could watch it longer. That was a man counting the days until retirement. [ laughter ] in other sports news, Dennis Rodman is back in north korea. [ applause ] remember when that seemed weird . Now its like, yeah, of course he is, nothing makes sense anymore. This is Dennis Rodmans fifth visit to north korea. They must have sex parties for him or something . Its all very strange. I have a theory about why the north koreans have Dennis Rodman so much. Theyre so cut off from everything, they dont have internet, only state television, its possible they think Dennis Rodman is still playing in the nba. They might think he won another trophy last night. Dennis rodman said hes hoping to do something pretty positive . North korea. While at this point the most positive thing he could do is stay there forever [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i didnt realize how much antiDennis Rodman sentiment there was. This is what a man identified as dennis agent had to say about this important diplomatic mission. He has, you know the unique, amazing relationship between both President Trump and marshal kim jongun. He is the only man to have a relationship and be friends with both people. And hes going there tomorrow, try to brim the gap and bring peace and dialogue between both nations. Jimmy okay, a couple of thoughts. First of all, they seem to be sharing a hotel room. [ laughter ] which is not a great sign. Two beds. Secondly, i love that one of them brought a little vornedo fan all the way to north korea. For his part Dennis Rodman said he believes his trip will help President Trump. And i never thought id say this but maybe we should let President Trump take care of this one, huh . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it was another interesting day in washington, d. C. According to one of his closest friends, the president is thinking about firing the head of the special counsel investigating his potential campaign ties to russia, robert mueller. He wants to fire robert mueller, another guy whos investigating him. Which seems like a very bad idea but its not unprecedented. Nixon did and it that worked out okay, right . [ laughter ] firing the person in charge of investigating you is very suspicious. Adam schiff, the top democrat on the intelligence committee, said he cant imagine the president would be crazy enough to go through with it. Really . [ laughter ] because you must not have much of an imagination, because im imagining it right now and it doesnt seem too out there. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile the big event in d. C. Today, attorney general Jeff Sessions testified in front of the Senate Intelligence committee. It was fascinating testimony. We learned about all the things he cant recall. And there were many. He refused to discuss or recount any conversations he had with the president. But i noticed something about him. Jeff sessions has a bit of a tell when hes not being entirely truthful. Its a physical response. Its very subtle but watch very closely. Are you willing to sit here and tell the american people, unfiltered by what the medias going to put out that you participated in no conversations of any kind where there was collusion between the Trump Campaign and any other Foreign Government . I can say that absolutely. And have no hesitation to do so. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so they had this q a. And Senate Democrats accused Jeff Sessions of stonewalling which the attorney general adamantly denied. Although he did add if he did decide to stonewall, the mexicans would definitely be paying for it. [ laughter ] it was a long session today. Or at least it felt long. The attorney general, he dodged most every interesting question he was asked, which makes it hard to sit through. So we decided to spice it up. We took audio from sessions testimony and paired it with video from a looney tunes cartoon. And the result is testimony the whole family can enjoy. General sessions, respectfully, youre not answering the question what is the question . The question is, mr. Comey said that there were matters with respect to the recusal that were problematic and he couldnt talk about them. What are they . That why dont you tell me . There are none, senator wyden, there are none. I can tell you that for absolute certain. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy senator wyden. Hey, you know, for those of you who are visiting us, theres something fun for the kids. A new museum here in l. A. Called the museum of ice cream. Everything in it is ice cream themed. The artwork, theres actual ice cream, its very popular. Tickets are sold out for i dont know how its like the hamilton of museums. We managed to get our hands on a Golden Ticket and we gave that ticket to our friend ronnie malik who stars on mr. Robot. This is what happens when mr. Robot meets mr. Softie. Hi. Welcome to the museum of ice cream. My name is strawberry sydney. Just a few things before moving on. Our museum is a onewaythrough museum, please keep moving forward in our museum and in life. While you are in each room please try and finish your designated treat inside that room before moving on. We have a lot of artists that have come here have fun ice cream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream. An ode to joy. A sweet balance to our salty tears. Are these wonders even real . Am i . Like ice cream . Yeah. You like ice cream . Yeah. Thats cool. How do you make an Ice Cream Museum without completely going insane . Where do you draw the line . Is gelato ice cream . What about froyo . Its a double scoop of anarchy. Can i tell you a secret . Yes. Im here because im trying to overcome a personal childhood ice cream trauma. Ice cream man thats right. Mr. Softie was watching me all the time. He watched me. And on top of all that im lactose intolerant. [ laughter ] the whole system is rigged. The claw grabs the prize but who grabs the claw . Mrm mm do you ever get ice cream headaches . No. You . I do. Its not from the ice cream. Its because the government embedded a chip into my spine. Its not a joke. Its for real. Its not even funny. Is all of this a tooty fruity illusion covered in sprinkles . So, so, so many sprinkles . Are you done now . Not even close. Well, thank you so much for being here. Thats where youre wrong. We arent here at all. Im just locked in a prison of our own design. And the key is stamped do not duplicate. Hey, can i have one of those tshirts . Uh yeah, of course. Awesome. I got no worries got no woes [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks to rodney malik and the museum of ice cream. We have to take a break. When we come back were going to give a pedestrian a chance to get a haircut from a celebrity but what they do not know is that the celebrity who will be cutting their hair is Johnny Knoxville. So stick around for that well be right back. 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My name is keegan. Jimmy what are you doing now for a living . Right now i work as a music producer in hollywood, i do a little bit of acting on the side. Jimmy that means unemployed, everybody. [ laughter ] i would like you to meet your celebrity barber. And here he comes. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . My names Johnny Knoxville, ill be your barber. All right. Good to see you. Jimmy thats Johnny Knoxville. Are you still its got alcohol it in, jimmy. Jimmy now that youve met your celebrity barber, are you still willing to get your hair cut by him . No. Jimmy you are not . No. Jimmy for real, no, you will not get your hair cut by Johnny Knoxville . Yeah, i can do it. Jimmy yes or no, in or out . Whats going on right here . My hands broke, ive got to take this off and it really smell in there, smell. Jimmy geez. It really smells. Okay, its going jimmy hold on one second, johnny, we must get his consent. Oh, oh. Jimmy i want a yes or a no. If its no youve got to go. Lets do it, cut my hair, i agree. Jimmy okay, here we go lets do it. [ cheers and applause ] ive never done it before. Guillermo do you want help . Yes, please, help me. Jimmy guillermo, you are also cutting wait a minute hold on, how do you know youre giving the same hairstyle right now . Its got jazz. Youve got to feel it, jimmy. Jimmy youve got to feel it. All right. Guillermo, leave some hair in the front there. Guillermo all right, okay. Jimmy okay, wow. I got to tell you, however it comes out, its not going to look worse than how you walked in here, come on you be nice, jimmy. Jimmy, how am i looking . Wasnt talking to him, i was talking to you, johnny. Im kidding, okay. How are you doing downstairs . Need a little trim downstairs . I do waxes. Jimmy what is your blood type just in case this gets out of hand . Do you know . You do not. Oh, this is great. I dont even have Health Insurance to be honest with you. All right jimmy as far as things Johnny Knoxville has done thats all right, ive got all the medication you need. Jimmy dr. Johnny will take care of you. Thats right. Jimmy you dont have any important events like a wedding or anything to attend in the next couple of months . Well youre actually looking good, youre looking good, come on, youre looking good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy gee your mow, youve got to work on your side. Your side actually both sides. It all looks kind of terrible, ill be honest with you. Like if you were to get this at super cuts there would be a lawsuit afterwards for sure. You didnt even ask him what kind of cut he wanted. Guillermo oh [ bleep ]. What do you want . Do you want a shampoo and set . A cut and color . Its a little too late for that. I spit a potato chip on your thing, sorry. Jimmy how quickly does your hair grow back in general . Are you a fast hair grower . That took me about a year, i think. Jimmy a year, youre unique, youve got plenty time. Youre looking good. Jimmy are you guys almost done . Hey, you want to do the downstairs . Keep it covered. We got kids out here. Jimmy hes going to give you a brazilian. Guillermo. Show in the mirror. I need to gain control of this again. Show him the mirror. Tell us what you think, keegan, of your hair. Guillermo tell us the truth, nothing but the truth. I think he likes it. I love it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dont forget to tip your barber. Its free anyway. Jimmy its great, looks good. Thank you for your bravery, thanks to Johnny Knoxville for lending a helping hand. Thank you, fellows. Johnny, come back in here and wash up before you do. Okay, okay. Jimmy tonight on the show we have music from band of horses, jessica st. Clair, be right back with Johnny Knoxville so stick around [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of jimmy kimmel already are brought to you by google home. 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