Jimmy im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] we have we have so much to get to tonight. Starting we are going to start tonight with the nba draft, which is taking place right now at Barclays Center in brooklyn, new york. The nba draft is i think the most interesting draft in sports. And its important because it helps to decide which teams the players will be on when they lose to the Golden State Warriors next year. [ laughter ] with the number one pick the philadelphia 76ers chose markelle fultz. He is a great point guard from the university of washington up in seattle. He also just happens to be with our very own guillermo right now via [ cheers and applause ] the cisco stream. Hi, markelle. Congratulations. How are you doing . Im doing good. Thank you. Jimmy youre welcome. Youre going to philadelphia. My first question is cheesesteak related. Which do you like . Pats or genos . Because if youre going to live there youre going to have to pick a side. I know, i know. I actually havent been in either one yet. Ive been going to like larrys. I had my own chef cook me one. Ill have to check it out. Jimmy what does it feel like to get picked first in a sport . Thats never happened to me. [ laughter ] and im just curious. First of all, i mean its a blessing really. Its something that almost all kids dream of. And for me to do this, it just goes down in the history book and its a milestone for me. Jimmy do you feel more blessed or hashtag blessed . Hashtag blessed. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy so now youre a professional, youve been drafted, are you going to buy anything exciting like a snow leopard or a submarine or anything . No. Nothing like that. Nothing crazy. Pretty much just taking care of my family. Anything they want. Thats whats going to make me hap happy. Jimmy thats nice. [ applause ] i was watching the predraft show on espn. Is it true youre wearing shoes made out of basketballs right now . Yeah. Thats true. Its actually made out of a basketball. Jimmy made out of a basketball. So you really are serious about this. [ laughter ] this is what i love. Its nice. Jimmy go ahead and yell im better than everyone else at the top of your lungs because i think you are, right . No, im not going to do that. Im not going to do that. [ laughter ] jimmy good. Stay humble. Thanks, markelle, and good luck to you there in philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. Jimmy and guillermo, great job. Guillermo, go get us number 2. Get us number dos. Okay . Guillermo okay, jimmy. Jimmy okay, thank you, guillermo. [ laughter ] there was another big draft today. This morning Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell showed us a draft of his top secret new health care legislation. They opened the vault. They laid the bill out on a table, rubbed lemon juice all over it and the text magically appeared for all to see. And wouldnt you know it, the bill includes a big tax cut for rich people. So unless you just got drafted by an nba team its not great news. [ laughter ] theyre calling the plan better care, as in just imagine how much better this plan would be if the people who wrote it cared. [ laughter ] and it slashes medicaid [ applause ] which could negatively affect millions of poor and elderly people. But heres the thing. It wont happen until 2024. Its gradual. Which makes you wonder why 2024. What is the significance of that . Will we all be in those pods from the matrix by then, we wont need health care . The reason its 2024 is that will be after most of the current senators have run for reelection. [ laughter ] and then these guys wonder why we hate them. And thats why. [ laughter ] speaking of unpopular bills, bill cosby has a [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] an absolutely inexplicable plan. Im sure you know there was a mistrial in the Sexual Assault case against bill cosby. And now according to his spokesman bill is planning to hold seminars across the country, town Hall Meetings at which he plans to teach young men how to avoid being charged with Sexual Assault. [ laughter ] im not heres one. Number one, dont commit Sexual Assault. Thats a way. [ cheers and applause ] but this came from one of his guys, his publicist said cosbys going to teach young people, especially athletes, how to look for warning signs. This is either an exceptionally illadvised publicity stunt or an extremely elaborate way to trap date rapists. Im not sure. [ laughter ] the cops should arrest every guy who shows up to this thing, right . [ applause ] who told bill cosby this is a good idea . The only thing we know for sure is the tour will not be sponsored by jello pudding. Otherwise [ laughter ] meanwhile, President Trump is on tour as well. Trump held a rally in cedar rapids, iowa last night where he explained why he would only ever hire a rich person to help him run the economy. And i love all people. Rich or poor. But in those particular positions i just dont want a poor person. Does that make sense . Does that make sense . If you insist ill do it. But i like it better this way, right . Jimmy right. The more money you have the smarter you are. Look at the kardashians, for instance. It makes sense. [ applause ] trump, he was on a roll. He also shared his plan to put solar panels on his Mexican Border wall, and he insisted that the solar panels on the wall were his idea, which they were not his idea. Donald trump is the guy in like your office who doesnt chip in for the Birthday Gift but makes sure his names right in the middle of the card. [ laughter ] the crowd in iowa, though, they loved it. They love the wall stuff. Even though mexico is like a 21hour drive away from cedar rapids. And trump was in his element. Hes still bragging about his win in the electoral college. He was so fired up, in fact, we had no choice but to slow him down for another president ial edition of drunk donald trump. [ slowed down ] and those maps, thaose electoral maps, theyre all red. Beautiful. Red. [ laughter ] beautiful. You look at those maps, almost like wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy almost like wow. He may have spent the night with bill cosby. [ laughter ] all this health care stuff is going on right now. We happen to have an expert in the house here. Dr. Hannibalelector is here with us, Anthony Hopkins. [ applause ] and not only is Anthony Hopkins here, he brought a bunch of westworld robots for you guys to have sex with. [ applause ] also with us tonight Chris Hardwick and music from queen and adam lambert. [ cheers and applause ] you know, Anthony Hopkins is here to promote the new transformers movie. And whenever theres a big new summer release we run it by our inhouse movie critic yahya. He loves moifd. He agreed to preview the movie. Here he is talking about the movie, transformers the last knight. Hi. Its me yehia. I talk about the summer movie. The summer movie is called transformance. It begins. You know transformer is like before like the car and he come like transformer. That guy is octopus bree okay . Its imax. Transformer comes jump up to you. You go like boo. Hes come in your face like fast. What was that . That was a mistake. And that transformer the director michael bay. Hes the first one with the guy shy labomb and megan [ bleep ]. The guy is the first transformer mark wallber. Big actor, movie star and hes in the movie with georgia clooney. Everybody die on the boat. He did the movie with the monkey like military. He did also the movie with the little bear go piss in the toilet and hes next to him. Yeah. Antonio hupkin also. Hes in all the movie. He put mask on his face. Hes with jelly firster. Jelly fester, she won oscar. 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And we go back now to Barclays Center in brooklyn, where guillermo is with the newest laker on our big cisco screen. Guys, if we could just [ laughter ] i think lonzos a little taller than markelle. Yes. There we go. Hi there, lonzo. How are you . Im good. How are you . [ applause ] jimmy congratulations. You specifically wanted to play for the lakers, and your wish came true. Its really kind of unbelievable the way it happened. Yeah, its kind of crazy. But you know, im happy it happened. Jimmy was there any point in the day where you thought what if nobody picks me, what if im just left standing there in a bowtie . No. That didnt really cross my mind at all. Jimmy tdidnt. [ laughter ] who is happier right now, you or your dad . I think i am. But i know for sure the medias going to think he is just the way he is. Jimmy your dad, i saw him a little little earlier, i dont know if you know this, your dad said youre going to take the lakers to the playoffs next year and he said hes going to wear a hat that says i told you so after yeah, he probably will. Theres going to be some jimmy are you going to match that guarantee . Will you take the lakers to the playoffs this year . [ cheers and applause ] that is definitely the plan. Jimmy how long until you get an actual paycheck from the lakers . Im not sure. You know, ill find that out pretty soon, though. Jimmy that would be the first thing i found out. [ laughter ] do you want to run and grab magic and ask him when youre going to get the money . I dont know if i could run all the way to california right now. Jimmy what number are you going to wear . Have you decided that . Have you asked them . I assume 2. Ive been wearing it my whole life and i dont think im going to change now. Jimmy derek fisher wore number 2. It hasnt been retired or anything. So youre in good shape. I should be good. Jimmy who in your family will be the first person to ask you for money . [ laughter ] probably my little brother melo. Jimmy well, thank you, lonzo. Were counting on you to make the lakers great again. [ cheers and applause ] thats lonzo ball, the new laker. So crazy, right . I mean, one day youre a college student, or kind of. Whatever. [ laughter ] next minute youre a millionaire. All right. Back to health care. Health cares a big story of the day today, and whatever version of the new plan gets approved it will affect the lives of millions of americans, most importantly children. So i decided to sit down with a group of them, our future voters and leaders, to see what they know, what they expect, what i dont know. Here. Jimmy hi, guys. How are you doing . Good. Were doing im doing very good. How are you . Jimmy im doing well. Thank you very much. Youre very polite. How old are you . I am 7 years old. Jimmy how old are you . 5. Jimmy and how old are you . 5. Jimmy do you guys know each other . Yeah. Jimmy how do you know each other . Because were twins. Jimmy oh, you are . You dont look anything alike. How long have you been twins . For like ten months. Jimmy ten months. Okay s p so where did you meet . At grandma and papa. Jimmy grandma and papas house. You met there. What was the last time you guys went to the doctor . Three years ago. Jimmy three years ago. A month ago. Jimmy and you . Four days ago. Jimmy four days ago. What happened . I was like my heart was not beeping anymore. Jimmy it wasnt beeping anymore . So the doctor did another one. Jimmy the doctor gave you a new heart. Four days ago. That would have youd have to do surgery. Yeah. I got surgery. Jimmy you like surgery . When they take it off i was awake. Jimmy really . They did surgery on you while you were awake. Thats very unusual. But to have your heart actually replaced and to be here four days later is remarkable. It really is. Amazing. What if somebody who was poor is sick . Should people who have money help them to get better . Yes. Of course. Of course. Jimmy of urse, right . No. Jimmy no . Why do you say no . Yeah. Because i would have to get a shot and then they would have to the doctors. Jimmy you dont like shots is what youre saying. I hate shots. I hate them too. Jimmy does anyone want a shot . No jimmy is it scary to go to the doctor . No. I just close my eyes and think of something happy. Jimmy oh, you do. You imagine something happy. How about you guys . Like have you ever gone to the doctor to have that horrible horn removed from the top of your head . Oh, it comes off. Okay. All right. I didnt know. You can put that back on. It has this. Jimmy i didnt realize. I thought that was actually a deformity. Okay. Have any of you ever had cooties . No. Jimmy no. In school a lot of kids had cooties. They were all over the place. So try to steer clear of those. If you did have cooties, would you go to the doctor . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy what if you had chicken pox . I would still go to the doctor. Jimmy what if you had Fried Chicken pox . Whats that . Jimmy its like a more delicious version of chicken pox. Doctor. Jimmy what do you want to be when you grow up . Oh. Jimmy yes. I want to be a hiphop teacher. Jimmy a hiphop teacher. What about you . A teacher or a police. Jimmy teacher or police. And you . Basically, i want to be a trump guy. Jimmy a trump guy . What does that mean . So i could be like trump and do a president . Yeah. Jimmy so you want to be a president like trump . Yeah. Jimmy how much money do you have . 160. Jimmy you have 160. And you . My highest number would be 100 that i have. Jimmy how much do you have . 100,000. Jimmy you have 100,000. Youre very rich. Where do you keep all that money . Well, i keep it in space. Jimmy oh, in space. Do you have a spaceship . Yeah. I put it in my spaceship. Jimmy oh, you keep it in your spaceship. Lets say you each had a bottle of water and i had no water and we were in a plane and i was very, very thirsty and you didnt know when the plane was going i would share. Jimmy you would share. You would share your water with me . Yeah. Me too. Jimmy would you share your thank you. Would you share your water with me . Maybe id have her give you water. Jimmy youre saying if they gave me water you wouldnt need give me any of your water. Because you already drafrpg some. Jimmy you are going to be a President Trump. [ laughter ] jimmy have all kids be able to go to the doctor when they get sick . Yeah, they should. Jimmy heres what were going to do. Were going to play musical chairs. Whoever doesnt have a chair at the end doesnt get health care. Okay . Everybody stand up. Im going to take one chair out. Okay. Now go ahead. I want to get health care. Jimmy no, youve got to keep walking. Okay. [ music stops ] oh, see, now you dont have health care. Luckily, we have a spare. Im so sorry. Which one are you again . Aidan. Jimmy are you sure . Yeah. Jimmy okay. I want to get health care. You have it. He doesnt. How come if i lose i dont get health care . Jimmy well, thats the question were all asking. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks, kids. Tonight on the show we have music from queen and adam lambert. Chris hardwick is here. And well be right back with Anthony Hopkins. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by cocacola. Share a coke. With unitedhealthcare, you can get rewarded for all kinds of things. Like walking. Hey, honey. Dad, wheres the car . Thought wed walk. Hes counting steps. Walk, move and earn money. Goal dad. Hey, we wanna welcome everyone to the father daughter dance. Look at this dad, hes got some moves money you can use on outofpocket medical expenses. Hes ok, yeah unitedhealthcare twenty years from now. You will be more disappointed. By the things you didnt do. Than by the ones you did do. 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Adam lambert and queen from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] queen and adam lamb befrt, theyre together now. That is going to be good. And i also want to mention that, in july, we will be livestreaming from summerfest i