House republicans stated that even though they plan to vote on repealing obama care early next year, the actual process to replace the law could take all of Donald Trumps first term. Really . It could take six months . All right. [ laughter and applause ] sources sources say that donald trump attacked vanity fair this morning, because the magazine wrote a negative review of his restaurant, saying it serves garbage food. Even worse you know its accurate because this was the reviewer. [ laughter and applause ] donald trump also attacking vanity fair editor, graydon carter, who is the first to suggest trump has small hands. Funny, with those tiny hands, you would think it would be easier for trump to let go of things. [ laughter ] variety magazine yesterday named Television Coverage of Donald Trumps campaign to be the worst tv of 2016. Are you kidding me . That show had everything. It had passion. Heart break. It had lavish sex. There was a goofy dad. A whacky neighbor. Actually, a bunch of whacky neighbors. It had romance. And the biggest, the biggest twist ending in tv history. Oh, and major a cliff hanger for season 2. Reporters of an old interview in which donald trump allegedly says he likes having people explain things to him in ten words or less. Okay, if you keep skipping security briefings, were all gonna die. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] today in 1791 the bill of rights became law. And on january 20, itll become a suggestion. Peter pan Peanut Butter has been hit with a record 11. 2 million fine for its role in a massive salmonella outbreak. To be fair, peter pan has always been very up front about not wanting kids to grow up. [ laughter ] researchers have six new species living on the sea floor, including a kind of hairychested crab. I think we actually have a photo of the hairychested crab. Oh, there it is. A woman in russia passed away after falling into a tank of melted chocolate. Or as Chris Christie calls it, natural causes. [ light laughter ] and finally, paris is reportedly facing its worst rat crisis in decades. But on the bright side, a lot of great new restaurants. Ladies and gentlemen, weve got a fantastic show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] her spectacular all i want for christmas is you concert is a new york city mustsee. Now through december 17th at the Beacon Theater and mariahs world airs sundays at 9 00 p. M. On E Mariah Carey is here tonight, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] also, he has a fantastic comedy special on netflix, the new york story, colin quinn, one of our favorites is back shown the tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and they are legendary titans of metal and they are here to perform for us tonight, megadeth is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i challenge you to find anywhere else in new york city where youll get mariah carey and megadeth in the same place. You know, when i came in this morning there were actually some flurries falling. And yu know, it seems like the time of year when you just cant help but wait, im sorry i could be wrong here. But i think i smell some smoke. And that can only mean one thing. Its time for ya burnt. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome to the burn zone. Weve got a lot of topics to sizzle through but not a lot of time. Over here is the burner, lets turn on the gas, and load her up. Woohoo hello, nurse. First up, the three wisemen. Who even are you . If i find out my infant son had three adult male friend id have questions. Oh, good, baby jesus fully grown bros are here, and these gifts you brought. Gold, frankincense and myrrh, just what a baby wants myrrh. Honey, the baby is crying, get the myrrh. Did you forget you were buying for a newborn . Next time just hook a brother up with a binky, a blanky, and a baby bjorn. Ill see you guys wandering around all night trying to find a baby . Thats not a bible story, that an episode of law and order svu. Three wise men wise up to this. Ya burnt. Mistletoe, the bill cosby of plants. Side burn cosby. Sideburn. Seth mistletoe is the tradition that answers the question, what if tinder was just some leaves. Also this is the holiday spent mostly with extended family, do we really need to incentivize on the mouth kissing and no one has gone to the bathroom for 45 minutes because weird cousin gary has been lurking in the door way. Mistletoe . More like mistleno, youre burnt. Christmas carolers, so wait. Youre telling me i get to pause the basketball game i had on and watch an a cappella concert i didnt ask for . Sign me up. [ light laughter ] also, carolers, can someone please tell me what im supposed to do while youre singing . Do you want eye contact . Do you not want eye contact . Do you want me to sing along . Because i do not know good king wenceslas. I dont even know how to say it. Wenceslas . Wen ces las . Wence las . Get an easier to say name, king. But seriously, thank you so much. Without you, i didnt know where i would hear Christmas Music this time of year. By the way, lady in the back, if the scarf guy next to you is your husband, your husband is gay. Hey, carolers get off my porch before i deck you right in the halls. Its beginning to look a lot like ya burnt. Candy canes, finally an after dinner mint that doubles as a choking hazard. Merry christmas kids now suck on this minty fish hook for a while until it breaks off and gores the inside of your mouth. Candy canes, the only thing youre good for is after sucking you for a while can i use you as a prison shiv the next time weird cousin gary tried to get handsy under the mistletoe. Double burn, cousin gary. Double burn. Seth candy canes, go suck yourself, ya burnt. Stocking, hey, whose idea was it to hang flammable clothes over the fire place . Are we trying to frame santa for arson . Why is it the good kids get things in their stockings . It should be the bad kids. Kevin, youve been a real ass ache all year so here you go, an old sock filled with batteries and tictacs. By the way, if anyone can use tictacs, its that creep cousin gary. Triple burn, gary. How is he not in prison . Seth hey stockings, you stink and ya burnt. Snow days, man, snow days are the best. Waking up to hear the guy on the radio saying schools cancelled. Coming downstairs all sockfooted, seeing mom has already made some hot chocolate. Staying cozy and then getting all bundled up. Heading out to throw snowballs at the garage. And thats why snow days are this weeks unburnable. Stay frosty my friends. [ cheers and applause ] gingerbread houses. Hey, gingerbread houses. Lets call you what you are. Shotty Building Materials put together using child labor, i dont know if thats frosting holding this house together or snot because little tommy is coughing up a storm and ive never seen him wash his hands in his life. Gingerbread houses, ya burnt. The 4 30 p. M. Sunset, tis the season for depression, fa la la la la la la la la. Seriously, this is great. Now i can finally enjoy a beautiful sunset while im eating lunch. [ laughter ] the only thing worse than it getting dark at 4 30 is that all of your coworkers seem to have amnesia about it. I cant believe its getting dark so early. Oh, really, judy . You cant believe a thing that has happened every year since the beginning of time is also happening now . [ laughter ] f off judy. Judys just trying to get seth yeah, f off to you too. 4 30 p. M. Sunsets. Ya burnt. Stradle the game that sounds what is it . Dreidel the game thats as fun as it sounds. Here are the rules of dreidel. You just spin the foursided top and whatever side it lands on were all losers. And i dont care what your song says, you did not make that dreidel out of clay. It was made from plastic by a bunch of kids in a chinese factory who have never even heard of chanukah. Also, the goal of dreidel is that jewish kids can horde gold coins . Way to play into the stereotype, dreidel. Does the winner get to retire in florida. Dreidel, youre spinning out and ya burnt. Up next, angels who save christmas. [ buzzard sound ] oh, ruhroh. That buzzer means we have run out of time. This has been ya burnt. Well be back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] i said i really cant stay baby its cold outside i have to go away baby its cold outside i really cant stay baby its cold outside you never know who youll meet at barnes noble. Sir . You give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Yes. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Nope. With the blue cash everyday card you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Backed by the service and security of american express. You get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. The spare, no, i dont want to put anybody out. Nonsense we lend it to everybody. Some people we hardly know. So, what would you like . Can i have a 2017 lexus lx 570. With dual Screen Entertainment . Yeah if youre going to wish, wish big at the lexus december to remember sales event. Get up to 2,500 customer cash on select 2016 and 2017 models for these terms. See your lexus dealer. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Our first guest tonight is the best selling female artist of all time. She has 18 number one hits, more than any other solo artist in history. She wraps her all i want for christmas is you Concert Series this saturday at the Beacon Theater. You can also see her docu series, mariahs world, sunday nights on e lets take a look. Dont show me. Show the artwork. Look at this. Its so good. Of course when theres like all these people waiting for you and you have to go on stage, its the priority. But i never want my kids to feel like mommy doesnt put them first. And cut. Seth please welcome to the show, music legend, mariah carey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth thank you so much. Thank you for having me. Seth im so honored to have you here. Its an honor to be here. I have a little cold, so i dont want to get you seth oh, its all right. Once youre in a sleigh with somebody. Its a yeah. Seth and i do want to point out this is our first sleigh interview. Yes, it is. Seth which i felt like we needed to do that for a couple of reasons. One, i feel like you are the queen of christmas. They say that, but thats just a huge title. I cant take that title. Seth you cant take it . No. Seth im the duke of halloween. [ light laughter ] i think less people get offended by that. Seth yeah, thats true. I also wanted to make sure i had you somewhere comfortable because we saw an example of that in the clip. You are the most comfortable looking person on your show. Am i really . Seth well, does is not this happens all the time. Hiking gear. Seth look at that. This is not a onetime thing. Here you are at a different time. We should have laid out the sleigh this way. Seth i know. Im sorry. I mean, the sleigh clearly needed to be this way. Seth you are doing such a nice job. Look at that. Ive never been that relaxed in my life. Its hard work to lay down like this all the time, seth. Seth it is though right . I think thats important to note. Because you look relaxed but it took you a lot of work to get to that place. You got to pull up and stay there. It is what it is. Seth now, you do have this Incredible Christmas song we hear it all the time. Is it your favorite Christmas Song . All i want for christmas is you, it was the first Christmas Song i ever wrote. And is it my favorite . I love all Christmas Songs. Seth you love them all. Come on. Theres a couple of dogs in there. [ light laughter ] i love oh, well, yeah. Seth i mean, are you ever happy when someone starts the 12 days of christmas . Depends who it is. Seth thats true. I guess i wouldnt be bummed if you started. I would say, oh, my god im going to get so much mariah right now. Definitely 12 days. Seth then because you are the expert, the queen, my term, not yours, is it when is it too early to Start PlayingChristmas Songs . I have a whole thing about this. Seth okay, good. Okay, because im a new yorker. We love new york. This is a great place to be at christmas. Although, i go to aspen because im guaranteed snow. Seth okay, gotcha. So i have to have that. Seth you need to have snow . Its kind of a big deal to me. Yes. Seth okay, gotcha. Santa claus comes in a real sleigh with real reindeer. Seth yes, because here in new york he has to take the subway. Yeah. In aspen he just knows the way to my house. Seth well, there you go. Is christmas a huge deal in Mariah Careys household . Of course. Seth you take it super seriously . I do. But we have fun. We go on a sleigh ride. Seth thats good. Lots of things. Yes, were here on a mock sleigh ride. Seth mock sleigh ride, please. You could have come to my sleigh ride and i would have you would have been really seth next time well do a live remote from your sleigh ride. Yes. And we can do like kind of like, even like a bathtub sleigh ride. Like well have clothing, although, it will be like more relaxing. Seth oh, my goodness. Because thats part of it. Seth im so in on this. Every part of this. [ light laughter ] a bathtub sleigh ride. Sign me up. Bathtub sleigh ride with diamonds. Seth didnt know it was a thing now cant stop thinking about it. Now we made it a thing. Seth now we made it a thing. Honey, i have Christmas Plans for next year. Where are you going . Aspen with mariah carey in a bath tub with diamonds. Soaking in a sleigh. Seth i would see heres the thing though. I would be i feel like you would be a person it would be very intimidating to try to buy you a christmas present. One, i feel like you probably have a lot of things you want. And are you a hard person to shop for on christmas . Not really. If you go with like this type of a feeling. Seth gotcha. Im going to be happy. Its festive. Its got red on there. Seth for someone who has ever tried to buy one of those it might be hard though. You know, honestly, i do, i was looking at the pictures and i saw the clip that you guys showed and i was looking at my kids and thats most important. Seth i was watching you were looking at the artwork of your kids. How old are your children . Five. Seth mine, not even a year old. But that is very exciting seeing art they do. Even as an artist. You are an artist on the top charts. When, though be honest, ten years ago before you had kids, if you looked at that and it was someone elses child had drawn it. Oh i would be like, what is that . Seth exactly, right. No, i wouldnt. See people give me gifts and stuff like all the time. Seth oh, yeah. Well, your fans. Yes. Seth and your fans are called lambs . They call themselves lambs. Everybody else made up names for their fans. My fans heard me calling like my friend, hey, lamb, like its our private joke. Long story way too long for the segment. But they heard me say it, hey, lamb, lamby whatever. And they started calling themselves lambs. Seth thats very sweet. And the lambily. They call themselves the lambily. That i gave them. Seth oh, thats nice of you. Well, you know. The least i can do. Seth gotta give something back. The lambs know it. The thing is, they have a name for all these other peoples fans with naming their fans. Seth like the beliebers and stuff like that . No offense to anybody elses fans, but mine came first. Seth you might be in the sleigh with a belieber right now and you wouldnt even know it. They might think im trying to slay them myself. But no. Seth your children names are rock and roe. Thats moroccan and monroe. Seth thats great. And do they have they shown any joy of performance themselves . Yes. At first they were super shy and they didnt want to come on stage. Now they go, we want to go on the stage with mommy. This is miss monroe doing a pose like mommy. Seth there is miss monroe rocking it out. Is that rock sort of lingering in the background . She never does this. He usually takes over and makes the whole thing his show. That night she was on fire. Seth well, there you go. I think they have a very bright future. This is very exciting too. Are you going on tour with Lionel Richie . Yeah. Were going on tour. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i spoke to him the other day. And its really great, cause hes so legendary and its just kind of like my little moment to be there. And you know, have some fun and see some fans. Seth i just met Lionel Richie for the first time earlier this year. That man looks fantastic. He is the definition of ageless. Is he really . Seth yeah, you know. Why are you asking me . Am i the expert on Lionel Richie in this sleigh . Well, whos never mind. [ laughter ] seth i cant think of a better time to have you here than at christmas time. Having you here back in new york city. I know you have to get to aspen. But thank you for making time for us here. Thank you. Youre not going to magically get me there with this . Seth im going to magically get you there right after this. Give it up to mariah carey, everybody. Mariahs world, airs sunday nights on e well be right back with colin quinn. [ cheers and applause ] [ nutcracker instrumental ] almost. There. Hmmmm. Save ten when you spend fifty on toys at target. You guys rock yeah . Whoaaa its time to givehls the perfect gift so let him be a kid again make her sparkle and help him save the galaxy. At kohls youll save a little more with an extra 15 off and earn a little more with kohls cash so you can give a little more this holiday. Kohls. vo its the holidays at verizon, and the best deals are on the best network. 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