And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 504, new orleans. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, please, please. Welcome, welcome oh, thats what im talking about. Thats the energy we want. That is a great new york city crowd right there. Going nuts. I love you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Love right back to you guys. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Thank you, buddy. Thank you very much. [ cheers ] welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Heres what everyones talking about. Of course its the republican convention. Theres quiet right there. [ laughter ] made them stopped clapping. The republican convention. I saw today donald trump returned to cleveland ahead of tomorrow nights speech. And a lot people noted that trump was greeted by his whole family when he landed except for his wife melania. [ audience oohs ] even weirder, Michelle Obama was there. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know steve how does that happen . Jimmy i dont know whats going on. Steve how does that happen . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy actually melanias speech is still getting a lot of attention because of the allegations that she plagiarized it from a a Michelle Obama speech. But today, a trump staffer named Meredith Mciver took responsibility for the mistake. Well, if anyone was going to create a new speech out of a a bunch of pieces of an old speech it should be somebody named mciver. [ laughter ] quick, hand me that paperclip. Give me that apple [ cheers and applause ] is that Ammonium Nitrate . [ light laughter ] and Donald Trumps pick for Vice President mike pence is already doing his part to get trump elected. In fact yesterday, pence said that donald trump is quote, a builder, a fighter, a father, and a patriot. Its pretty high praise right there. But pence wasnt finished. He also says said that trump was a butcher, a baker, and a candlestick maker. [ laughter ] then he added hes a joker, hes a smoker, hes a midnight toker. Plays his music in the sun. [ cheers and applause ] then he added, hes a bitch, hes a mother, hes a child, hes a lover, hes a sinner, hes a saint. He does not feel ashamed. And finally when asked about himself, pence said, im the eggman, i am the walrus, coocoo cachoo. [ cheers and applause ] hes kind of losing i think hes losing his marbles. [ applause ] over on the democratic side, Hillary Clinton is struggling to finally put the whole email scandal behind her. She actually opened up about it during an interview with charlie rose this week. And said shes very sorry that she made a mistake and that it was the wrong thing to do. Hillary said it was actually easy apologizing, you know, after hearing bill do it every day for 18 years. [ laughter and applause ] good morning, im sorry. And this wasnt good. I read that the chief creative officer for chipotle is facing charges for buying cocaine seven times since january. [ light laughter ] coworkers could tell he had a a cocaine problem because not even people at chipotle need to go to the bathroom that much. [ laughter and applause ] hes going a lot. Hes going to the bathroom a a lot. Steve frequent. Jimmy some pretty cool tech news here. Aviation companies claim a a newly developed Virtual Reality headset will actually help pilots fly in Poor Visibility and land in difficult conditions. So if youre boarding a plane and you see a pilot putting a a giant box over his head, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight. Its gonna be [ light laughter ] [ applause ] its like im really flying. Its like im really you are flying. [ laughter ] listen to this. A new study finds that happier cows produce Higher Quality milk. When asked what would make them happy, the cow said, how about a little foreplay before you start yanking on my teats . Steve hey hey [ cheers and applause ] whoa jimmy and finally this week, san diego is hosting its annual comiccon. Woo jimmy thats right, yeah. A great place to get away from people playing pokemon just to be around people dressed as pokemon. There you go. We have a great show. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Thank you roots. It has been a great week so far. Theres more ahead tomorrow night. Academy award winner Alicia Vikander will be here. Steve whoa jimmy we love her. [ cheers and applause ] were going to play a fun swedish game together. Steve oui. Jimmy plus well have music from celine dion. And then on friday we have simon cowell. [ cheers and applause ] youtube star lilly singh and a a performance from the best, penn and teller will be here. We love penn and teller. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. From the movie bad moms, the talented mila kunis is here. [ cheers and applause ] the double cover. Its a double cover. Steve wow, shes jimmy one, shes not wearing any makeup in this. Still gorgeous. I mean, you dont need makeup. You dont makeup when youre when youre that pretty. Yeah. And then, i mean, look all the makeup i wear. Steve wow. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont leave the home. I dont leave the house. Thank you. [ laughter ] so mila and i are trying something silly and fun later in the show. But weve never done it before. But you dont want to miss it. Its gonna be good. Plus, this guy is hilarious. Im so happy hes back. Hes got a lot of buzz about his new film dont think twice. Mike birbiglia is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] funny. Funny human being. Steve a delight. Jimmy and we got great, great music from a ap mob, everybody. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a good one. Steve its a good one. Jimmy its a really good one. Get ready for that. As you guys know, were always striving to get better here at the tonight show. Harder better faster stronger [ cheers ] so, before every show we put out a suggestion box for the audience, just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show. Things you like to see us do, that kind of stuff. So tonight, lets look inside the audience suggestion box. Here we go. Look into the box the suggestion box [ applause ] jimmy here we go, here. This first one here is from sam valencia. Hey jimmy, have you noticed that the remaining contestants on the bachelorette all look the same . That got me thinking, what would you look like as a a bachelorette contestant . Yeah, i know what you mean. They do look pretty similar. Lets take a look at them here. [ laughter ] now lets see what i would look like as a bachelorette contestant. Hey, not bad. [ cheers ] try another suggestion here. Steve oh, fantastic. Jimmy this one comes from dan griffin. It says, hey jimmy, one of my favorite things to do in the summer is kick back, crack open a cold brew, and play a game of corn hole. Are you good at it . I mean, i think im pretty good. I dont know. Higgins, do you want to play . Steve sure. Jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause ] ill go first. Steve okay. [ cheers ] jimmy your turn, higgins. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, let me try. Let me try again here. [ cheers and applause ] give it another shot, higgins. Ooh, ooh, ooh. How about three at once . [ cheers ] and that that my friend, is how you do it. [ pop ] [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] steve so good. Jimmy you really love corn. Steve i love corn, man. Jimmy all right, good. Steve the band and the vegetable. Jimmy all right, good, yeah. This one is from moyne potter. Steve moyne . Jimmy whats that . Steve moyne . Jimmy someone in our audience, yeah, named moyne steve moyne potter. Jimmy moyne potter. Hey, jimmy steve moyne. Jimmy this is kind of weird, but i bet it would sound funny if you played a clip of donald trump speaking in reverse and then put a beat to it. It is kind of weird, moyne. But [ laughter ] were always open to try new things. So heres a clip of donald trump speaking in reverse set to a beat. Jimmy yeah, nice. Not bad. [ cheers and applause ] steve moyne. Jimmy this ones from amanda romanski. Hey, jimmy, my two favorite things about the summer are playing wiffle ball and watching baseball. But sometimes i wonder, can Major League Baseball players play wiffle ball . You know what, theres only one way to find out. So here now to show us his wiffle ball skills, please welcome new york yankees legend and fourtime world series champion Bernie Williams, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about, Bernie Williams [ cheers and applause ] here you go bernie. Its all you. Now, whens the last time you played wiffle ball . Uh, when i was a kid. Jimmy when you were a kid. Yeah. I havent swung a bat since oldtimers day, though. Jimmy do you think do you think i could strike you out . I dont know. I think we can try though. Lets see. Lets see. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im gonna throw, ill throw dont swing at this one. Dont swing at this one. This all is just so you can see what im offering. This is the yeah, jimmy jimmy dont swing at this one. All right, just so you see it. Im gonna go like like that. Just so you know, i would see that curve . You see that little set of magic. Its not a great all right. [ cheers ] strike. Jimmy that counts as a a strike, right . Strike one [ pop ] [ cheers and applause ] thats it, right there. You got it. That was a nice one, buddy. That was the best. Youre the man. Come on, buddy. Its like im trying to hit in the air. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Bernie williams right there. See that in slowmo . [ cheers and applause ] Bernie Williams there he goes, the best. [ cheers ] Bernie Williams. Oh, i love that guy. [ applause ] lets try one more from the old sug box here. This one is from alan shpempy. [ laughter ] steve alan shmempy. Jimmy no. Steve oh sorry, shpempy. Jimmy shpempy, okay. Steve with a p. Jimmy not shmempy. Steve oh, shpempy, no, its a different family. Jimmy yeah, its a a different family. [ laughter ] steve alan shpempy. Jimmy the shpempys are here, but steve the shpempys are here. They hate the shmempys. Jimmy they dont like them. [ light laughter ] steve oh, they do not get along. Jimmy alan shpempy. Hey, jimmy, my favorite part of the summer is going to pool parties. I especially love it when people do cannonballs. Is there any way you can do one on the show . Well that sounds like fun, especially during this crazy heat wave. Unfortunately, itd be very difficult to pull off. [ audience groans ] there is no way, no possible way i can do it. Thank you alan, but steve oh, come on. Come on jimmy guys, look hey we are running a show. Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy jimmy jimmy [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy happy summer, everybody [ cheers and applause ] cannonball [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats all the time we have for audience suggestion box. Stick around, more tonight show after the break. [ cheers and applause ] when youve been making delicious natural cheese for over 100 years like kraft has, you learn a lot about how people cook. I wish i had like four different mexican cheeses but in one super melty cheese. It does exist you still have two cheese wishes left. Tmobile never stops improving. And we doubled our lte coverage. Thats right our coverage stacks up with anybody, including verizon and at t. And only tmobile gives you more than just great coverage. Now you can stream video and music free without touching any of your data. So ditch the other guys. And get great coverage and more with tmobile. We got you covered. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, they might be, i think. Its amazing. Jimmy and were very happy. Thank you for being here. Thank you. Jimmy i havent seen new a a long time. I know. I havent done new york press in like four years probably. Jimmy do you live here . No. I live in l. A. , but this is one of the first movies ive done where im not shooting another movie while doing press. Jimmy right. So im actually able to travel coastally and actually promote it, like new york, l. A. Jimmy do you like new york . I love new york. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] heres the thing, im clearly not a new yorker because yesterday, i just assume all streets are one way now, and theyre not. [ light laughter ] jimmy what . I was crossing, i dont remember where i was, but i was crossing a street and it literally looked like a oneway street to me and i may or may not have been texting, so you know, i understand. [ light laughter ] my friend had to literally grab me, and a bus drove by. And i was like, yes, im back in new york city. [ light laughter ] it was awesome. Jimmy yeah. They dont stop for texting, yeah. No, you know that movie elf where hes like, you know, yellow cars dont stop. Thats how i felt yesterday. Jimmy you felt like elf. So what stuff has happened since the last time you were here . You got married, you had a a baby. Congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy now youre expecting another baby. Yes. Jimmy im so happy for you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a big deal. Its really exciting. Its great. Jimmy now how old is my little one, wyatt, is 21 months. Jimmy 21 months. Yes. Jimmy im doing the math. That is not even a little bit under two. Jimmy two, yeah. Does she know that youre having a baby . Does she yes. So we tried to kind of, you know, at 21 months its a a little rough. So i can be like, mommys got a a baby in her belly. And she like and she has a a little baby. And so shes like, okay, wheres the baby . Shell point to her belly. Im like, almost. [ light laughter ] then shell point to my baby, the garbage mans belly. [ light laughter ] like literally everyone, everywhere. And so my husband thought it was really funny, so he taught her to go like whats in papa belly . And hell go, beer. [ laughter ] everyones got a baby in their belly, but papas got beer in his belly. Its really cute. Yes. Jimmy thats cute. Its fun to teach them different words. Right now she doesnt she not quite jimmy doesnt know what shes saying. Not a clue. Jimmy does she ever say anything like funny or whatever . Do you remember the show full house . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you kidding . Yeah. I was on it for six seasons. No. [ laughter ] i was like, no. I was like, wait. Jimmy i was one of the twin boys. [ light laughter ] wow, you really grew up well. Jimmy yeah, i grew up. Thank you. [ light laughter ] i actually looked those boys up. Is that creepy . That i can like one of them is an editor or a sound mixer for game of thrones. Its something crazy like that. Jimmy that right . They have legitimate jobs. Jimmy stayed in the business. Yeah, but like jimmy i love seeing child actors and what they end up doing. Yeah. Jimmy it was like Jonathan Lipnicki whos an mma fighter. You know the kid from Jerry Mcguire . Yes. With the spiky blonde hair . Jimmy he is ripped, and jacked, and like feisty. [ light laughter ] in like a cage. No. Jimmy he goes into a cage and he fights other humans. Is he like, tatted up . [ laughter ] are you messing with me . Jimmy no, why would you make that up . Thats the weirdest thing because Jonathan Lipnicki is a that is a funny name to be, like, but okay. Im with it. [ light laughter ] jimmy johnny . Maybe Johnny Lipnicki . Really . Jimmy maybe just goes by johnny. I wonder what happens to you . They get all jacked i mean, i guess so. Jimmy you go well do you like that stuff . Like mma and ufc and all that fighting . Jimmy i dont really. I cant watch it. Jimmy its too violent, though. A little bit. Yes. Jimmy ive seen it and i get it. I go im afraid of them. Me, too. [ light laughter ] like i wouldnt want to fight them. Jimmy i had them on the show. Yeah. Theyre really theyre nice. I feel like i could outrun them, though. Like if ever in a fight, like i feel like id be faster. Jimmy no, i feel this is so weird. This is so not what this interview is supposed to be about. [ laughter ] jimmy well, thats what your movies about, outrunning mma fighters. [ laughter ] bad moms. Moms that are running theyre running from mma fighters. And youre the fastest one. Thats like hunger games. [ laughter ] hunger moms. Jimmy hunger moms, yeah. Its great, you guys. You should go check it out. [ laughter ] jimmy worse set up at all. Yeah. Lets talk about bad moms. Okay. Jimmy because it really is funny. Yes. Jimmy what a great cast. You have kristen bell. Catherine hahn. Jimmy catherine hahn. Who is, yes amazing. Jimmy she is so funny. I know. Jimmy she is fantastic. Yes. Jimmy and christina applegate. It is an amazing cast. Jimmy jada pinket smith. Yup. Jimmy and its written by the guys that wrote hangover. Yes. Jimmy yeah. Its a lot of its rated r. Oh yeah. Its a lot of pee pee jokes. I can say pee pee, right . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, well too late now. [ light laughter ] mma fighters in there. Its very physical and its funny. Yes. Jimmy its just moms that just had enough. And they go, you know what . Im tired of the pta meetings. Im out. Yeah, its just about i think its a little bit about wishful fulfillment in general, i think. Jimmy yeah. You know, its about women who are overworked and underappreciated and just kind of say, im done. Jimmy yeah. And its not like theyre done where its like, forget you kids. Jimmy no, they love the kids and all that. Yeah, they love the kids. They empower themselves a a little bit. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Here is mila kunis in bad moms. Check it out. [ cheers and applause ] whats she driving . Have a great day at school. Wait, wait, wait, your lunch. Thanks mom. Youre the best mom ever. Love you, guys. Is that arbys . I love their hot fish sandwich. Hi, amy. Hi. Were having a pta meeting to discuss the upcoming election at 2 00. Will we see you there . No. [ cheers and applause ] can i tell you, i feel like that car