And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove new mexico yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh welcome, everybody, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hey, hey welcome to the tonight show, this is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby you made it. Thank you so much, everybody. Heres what everyone is talking about. Of course, the big story is ted cruz, who gave a speech at the Republican Convention last night where he refused to endorse donald trump for president. And hes not backing down. In fact, cruz said this morning that he wont be a servile puppy dog for trump. [ laughter ] then Chris Christie said, whatever, more beggin strips for me. I mean i [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he shouldnt he shouldnt eat those. Theyre not for humans. Steve did he really say that . Jimmy theyre not for humans. Steve thats a dog treat. Jimmy theyre for animals. Yeah, no, theyre not for human consumption. Steve thats insane. [ light laughter ] jimmy ted cruz refused refused to endorse donald trump in his speech at the Convention Last night, and the crowd wasnt too happy about it. Check it out. Stand and speak, and vote your conscience, vote for candidates up and down the ticket who you trust. [ audience boos ] [ laughter ] jimmy dont boo him, booing only makes him stronger. [ laughter ] [ as cruz ] i can feel your anger flow through me. [ laughter ] [ applause ] a lot of people are wondering why the Trump Campaign would even invite ted cruz to speak at the convention in the first place. It turns out ben carson summoned him the night before by saying the word lucifer three times. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy and thats yeah, you cant do that. If you do that hes going to show up. [ applause ] this is really funny, though. I love this. Ted cruz actually gave a speech outside the convention yesterday before his big prime time speech last night. Did you see this . Outside . Steve yeah. Jimmy hes outdoors. Check out what happens right as hes talking about how he wouldnt be the republican nominee. Watch this. Our party now has a nominee. And i dont know [ audience boos ] jimmy kinda zoom in on look, its not its not made up. Look at that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that is the best. That is the [ applause ] i think the only thing missing was a giant banner that said, suck it, loser. You know . [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, my god. What a burn, man. Oh, my god. Meanwhile, Donald Trumps running mate mike pence gave a a speech at the Convention Last night and even poked fun at the fact most people dont know who he is. Yeah. I guess even donald trump calls him Vice President hey, buddy. [ laughter ] thats right. Mike pence officially became the republican nominee for Vice President last night, and trump decided to greet him with a kiss to celebrate. [ laughter ] oh, get ready. Some people are saying it was a a little awkward. You tell me. Donald trump is coming out on the stage. This his third appearance. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve i guess not . Jimmy a little rough there. A little rough. But congrats to al gore who no longer has the most awkward convention kiss of all time. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Okay, its a tie. All right. [ laughter ] you both win. [ applause ] steve hey [ laughter ] what . Jimmy actually, i think the kiss between trump and pence only appeared a little off because it wasnt set to the right music. Steve oh. Jimmy so we fixed it up a a little bit. I think it would have worked a a lot better if it went like this. Now ive had [ laughter ] the time of my life and i owe it all to you ive had [ laughter ] [ fireworks exploding ] [ applause ] get this, a new poll shows that a growing number of americans want both parties to put their differences aside and work together. And it does seem like theres room to compromise. Ill show you what i mean in tonights edition of split the difference. Here we go. Split the difference [ cheers and applause ] jimmy take a look at this first compromise. Republicans support a wall at the border. Democrats support arts funding. So they compromised, and now, the wall is built by third graders out of papiermache. [ laughter ] so everyone you understand . [ applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy everybody wins. Steve thats great. Everyone wins. Jimmy heres another one, here. The democrats support special labeling for gmo foods. Steve ooh. Jimmy republicans support teen abstinence programs. So they can compromise, and now, teens have to wear labels telling everyone theyre virgins. So its a great steve oh. [ laughter and applause ] thats a good compromise. Jimmy lets keep going. The republicans want to make people stop watching pornography. The democrats want to protect wildlife in the National Parks from tourists. They compromised, and now, theyll release a video of a a buffalo humping a minivan. And you go [ laughter ] steve there you go. [ applause ] jimmy i dont know if thats gonna work, but theyre working together. Steve at least theyre together. Jimmy heres the last one. The republicans want to defund planned parenthood. The democrats want to stop donald trump from preventing access to birth control. They compromised, and now, planned parenthood will hand out pictures of donald trump as birth control. [ laughter ] so there you go. Those are the compromises, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. Thank you so much for watching. Thank you for being here. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead, though. Tomorrow night, simon cowell will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and youtube star, lilly singh. Steve oh. Jimmy i love lilly singh. And, of course, two of my favorites, penn and teller will be joining us. Steve oh, brilliant. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre my favorites. Steve theyre brilliant. Jimmy every single time, they destroy. Theyre fantastic. And, of course, ill be doing thank you notes. And its friday. And itll be fun. You dont want to miss it. But first, joining us tonight, shes quickly becoming one the biggest movie stars in the world. Her next project is jason bourne. Yeah. Its in theaters next weekend. Alicia vikander is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy almost doesnt look like its her hand at one point. I thought it was just a random hand up there. [ laughter ] just tapping her on the shoulder. Thats like a common way to hang out, right . Steve thats what you do, right . Jimmy like if im at beach, i just go, oh, man, this is awesome. [ laughter ] steve is it hot . Jimmy whats that . Steve well, cause if its hot you can wave yourself quickly. Jimmy hows it going, man . Nice to see you. Yeah. This is awesome. Just having a blast. Hey, lets see whats happening. Thats weird. Steve take a couple photos. Jimmy we did the same thing. Yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Anyway, shes here. Shes the best. Shes in the new bourne movie. Alicia is going to teach me a a swedish pub game called pen and bottle. Steve ooh. Jimmy that everyone you gotta yeah. If you have a string, and a a bottle, and a pen, just get it out and get ready to [ laughter ] well play the game later. And then, plus, starting today, her latest album encore un soir is available for preorder [ cheers and applause ] the one and only celine dion is dropping by [ cheers and applause ] steve celine jimmy i love steve something casual. Jimmy i loved ive seen her in concert numerous times. I love her. Steve you okay . Jimmy whats that . Steve you all right . You all right . Jimmy yeah. Steve are you okay . Jimmy im just excited. One of my favorites are here. Its gonna be fantastic. Steve did you break your hand . Jimmy whats that . Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy this is very interesting. [ cheers and applause ] i love her. And i love alicia steve alicia. Jimmy Alicia Vikander as well. Its gonna be great. So celine is going to talk with me, shes going perform, and im going to challenge her to a a game of wheel of musical impressions later in the show. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] bon soir jimmy cest si bon it is time for tonight show hashtags, everybody [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy oh, thank you, roots. Thank you, roots. Steve oh jimmy thank you, everybody. Hey, you guys are on twitter, right . You ever play around on twitter . [ cheers and applause ] its fun. Well, we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday. I will send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since Melania Trump was accused of plagiarizing parts of her speech [ laughter ] from Michelle Obama earlier this week, i went on twitter and i sent out a hashtag called, i got busted. [ laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out a a story about a time where you got caught doing something funny, weird, or embarrassing. We got thousands of tweets. In fact, within 30 minutes, it was a trending topic in the u. S. , so thank you for the tweets. [ cheers and applause ] do you ever think of anything where you got busted . Where you ever got in trouble . Steve ive been busted so many times. Jimmy i know. I kinda got use to it. I do remember once my mom smuggled in, like, snacks to the movie theater. Steve yeah. Jimmy you know, in her purse. Which is, you know, our right. Were allowed to in this country. But she smuggled it in, and i think she had, like, i want to say like a twoliter bottle of seltzer or something. [ laughter ] i know. It wasnt like we didnt have little you know, we didnt have like a bunch of so all the sudden were watching the movie, all of the sudden you hear fssss. [ laughter ] you know, with too much seltzer. And i go, a two liter bottle . Like how much seltzer are you gonna [ laughter ] are you grilling out . Yeah. Making hamburgers. Steve yeah. Its hibachi. Jimmy yeah. So now id like to share some of my favorite i got busted tweets from you guys. Theyre really funny. The first ones from shaquilleosqueal. [ laughter ] steve thats the chipmunk shaquille oneal, right . Jimmy mmhmm. He says, one time on vacation my daughter walked in on me in the bathroom and caught me using her bronzer to draw abs on my stomach. [ laughter ] steve oh. Jimmy thats embarrassing. Thats embarrassing. Steve thats not good. [ applause ] jimmy not gonna you wont forget that. Steve no. Leave it to osqueal. Jimmy you wont forget that too soon. No, yeah. This next ones from bethanydews. She says, i thought i was the only one in the toilet so i started singing. When i was finished, someone in the next stall clapped. [ laughter ] at least they didnt boo. Steve yeah. Yeah. [ applause ] jimmy they liked it. Steve not a bad clap from the toilet seat. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones is from kristenrose124. She says, in middle school i realized my dad was reading my diary. To get him back i starting writing about seeing my mom with a strange handsome man. [ audience aws ] [ laughter ] thats cold [ applause ] that is fantastic that is cold steve a strange handsome man. Jimmy yeah. Steve very alluring. Jimmy mmmm. This ones from vumeetsworld. She says, once my date wondered why i wanted to go to starbucks so badly. I forgot his name and figured hed have to say it there. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy thats kinda genius. Steve if it works. [ applause ] jimmy hey, want to get out of here, uh . Steve sternclarth . Jimmy sternclarth . [ laughter ] steve what . Thats not my name. Jimmy is your name sternclarth . Steve thats not my name. I think they got it wrong. Jimmy sterny. I love you, sternclarth. Steve im going to get out of here. Jimmy this ones from etchedroots. She says, my little brother was told to wash dishes. A year later as we packed to move we found dirty dishes in a a box in the laundry room. [ laughter ] [ applause ] busted. Steve busted. Jimmy this last ones from terriblemommy. Steve oh. Come on. I dont think shes that bad. [ laughter ] jimmy she says, i spilled chocolate milk all over the carpet and blamed it on our kid. I forgot we had a nanny cam. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy i just saw you do that. There you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around, well be right back with Alicia Vikander, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by an Academy Award winning actress who stars in two new movies coming out soon. On september 2nd, you can see her opposite Michael Fassbender in the light between oceans, and starting next friday, she, matt damon and Tommy Lee Jones star in the big time action film jason bourne. Please welcome back to our show, our pal, Alicia Vikander [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you can sit on the couch if you want to. Youre allowed to do that. Welcome back. Thank you for coming back. Thank you. Jimmy and congratulations on winning the oscar. Oh my goodness, it was great. [ cheers and applause ] what did you do with it . Yes. Thanks. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my favorite moment of the night thank you. Jimmy we love you, youre so much fun on the show, but i was still rooting for you and you won and you just looked beautiful and you were just clapping perfectly. Oh, my god, i dont remember anything. Jimmy you dont . When im up there, it was a a wonderful night. Jimmy yeah. Oh my god, its exciting. Well, now, i have you on the show, we have the great celine dion on the show. Im very excited about this. Its a hot show tonight. Yeah. Jimmy this is good, yeah. Did you know that that first, back in the day, when you did my single cd. Jimmy oh yeah. My heart will go on was my first ever that i went to the store and bought. Jimmy thats your first cd . Yeah, single. Jimmy thats fantastic. Oh, yeah the cd singles, i remember those. Did you tell her that . No. I havent seen her yet. Jimmy oh you have to yes. Shes great. Shes here. So i stood there, you know, singing in front of the mirror. [ light laughter ] near far wherever jimmy me too, i did the same thing. [ laughter ] in my bedroom. Absolutely. Im so excited for this, jason bourne, cause were back. Matt damons back in the franchise. The director, paul paul greengrass. Jimmy paul greengrass, this guy is just a badass man. He doesnt fool around. Its unbelievable action. Super fun. You play well, you play, like, a cia operative . Well, she is shes kind of a symbol of what has happened in the world since the last jason bourne movie in the sense that she is a cyber technician, a specialist of the cia. Jimmy cyber technician, yeah. Yeah. A specialist, a really intelligent and smart agent. Jimmy absolutely. Perfect. And jimmy like hacking and all that stuff . Yeah, shes like a protege hacker who now has made her way up in the cia to a very, quite, high position. Jimmy theres an idea in the movie too, that kind is very interesting right now, which is security. Jimmy yeah, and, well, yeah, privacy. Yeah. And like, how much you gonna get privacy, sure. [ laughter ] [ speaking swedish ] come on, now. Jimmy what do you mean . I want it why . [ speaking swedish ] should we do another language . Jimmy yeah, why not. You always seem to be something fun. Hey, how do i say have a have a have a really fun weekend, guys. [ speaking swedish ] [ laughter ] yeah. Thats jimmy i just thought i had a i just thought i had a stroke right now. For the next time im back. Jimmy thats for next time youre here. Yeah. It sounded like you said that in reverse. [ laughter ] maybe i did. [ speaking swedish ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats theyre always like, when im the phone, theyre like, is that a real language . Jimmy yeah. Jimmy and matt damon is back, who is such hes just a good dude. Hes just as sweet. I mean, doesnt he have like, the best reputation . Jimmy he really does. Ever since i came, you know, to america, so i started to do English Speaking films, and hes, like, the one that everybodys like, oh, matt damon, hes probably the most nice guy in the industry, and he is. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. And, i mean, like every guy that i meet, just wants to be his best friend. Right . Jimmy yeah. [ applause ] some other dudes are out in the industry that are nice, as well. Maybe. I mean, this you can be his best friend, too. I can introduce him. Jimmy no, i know i can be his best friend. Im just saying theres other nice people in the industry. Yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you dont have to name names. You know. You can just of all know what no, let me know. You know, i would love to [ laughter ] meet them. [ foghorn ] [ applause ] jimmy matt damon also won an Academy Award in his 20s. Same as you. Did he give you any advice . Have fun. Jimmy yeah. He said, if it happens, just remember well, i didnt remember anything, so that i forgot to do. [ light laughter ] jimmy just enjoy it though. But yeah. I did enjoy it. It was, you know, the most surreal and memorable night of my life. Jimmy heres Alicia Vikander and Tommy Lee Jones in the big new movie jason bourne in theaters everywhere next friday. Check this out. Alpha team report. Whats happening, heather . Alpha team isnt responding. Bravo . Doing nothing. You lost both teams. Get a grip on the operation, heather. Thats bourne. Green light the exit. Sir, i need more time. We have no time. Are you going to give that order or not . Sir, please. Youre too late. Theres no bringing in bourne. He has to be put down, and you obviously cannot do what has to be done. I am taking operational control. Past that yellow green light. Repeat, yellow green light on bourne. Copy that. Jimmy oh i mean come on, its [ cheers and applause ] what do you want, its a big action film. Its a big summer blockbuster film. Im so happy for you. You know we love you so much. So congrats on everything. Thanks for having me back, thank you. Jimmy theres a game that you told me about that youd like to show to me tonight. Yeah. Jimmy that you play in pubs. Yeah, we do its a very i was actually on the phone with my sister. Jimmy yeah. Shes like, what are you going to do now . She said, please tell me youre gonna do a drinking game if youre on jimmy fallon. And i said, ill do pen and bottles. She was like, no. She was really, kind of, this is a big classic. Jimmy all right, so heres the bottle. So normally youve already yeah, we put the sand, weve already had the drink. Jimmy okay. You do this inebriated . Yes. Jimmy okay. [ light laughter ] thats green. Tha