And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 579, quebec steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey welcome, welcome, welcome. Wow. That is a hot crowd right there tonight. Welcome, everybody [ cheers and applause ] oh, looking good. Welcome, buddy. Looking good. Welcome, everyone. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. Youre here. Now the show no we can go. [ cheers and applause ] were gonna have fun tonight. Im your host, jimmy fallon. You guys, today is cyber monday. Oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] which means tomorrow is russia has your credit card info tuesday. Which is steve yeah [ applause ] jimmy i celebrate every year. I celebrate it the same, every year. Steve love it. Love it jimmy oh, listen to this. So, experts are warning shoppers to check the spelling of websites on cyber monday because there are lookalike sites that try to scam you with a slight misspelling of a a stores name. Yep, they said if you want more info on this, just look it up on goggle. [ applause ] goggle should have it. Black friday was the biggest shopping day of the year in the u. S. , but some stores in canada also offered their own door buster deals. And i was watching the news, and it made me realize how different our two countries are. Look at this store in the u. S. On friday. [ shouting ] jimmy all right. Thats yeah. Yeah, okay. [ laughter ] now take a look at black friday in canada. [ applause ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy single file, people are clapping. Steve even the employees are applauding. Jimmy later, two people fought over a big screen tv saying, you take it no, you saw it first. No, you take it. Sorry. Sorry. Here, ill pay for it. You take it home. Ill buy your tv. [ applause ] but the big story right now is still president elect donald trump. He has been busy tweeting again. [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] thats right. He went on twitter yesterday to claim that he actually won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of illegal voters and that any recount will change nothing. [ light laughter ] speaking of nothing changing, trump won and still says the election was rigged. [ laughter and applause ] i dont understand. [ applause ] oh, well, this has a lot of people upset. I read that the secret service protecting donald trump might have to rent two floors of trump tower, forcing taxpayers to pay 3 million in rent back to trumps company. [ audience groans ] trump said that is absolutely not true and the rent is 4 million. [ laughter and applause ] whoever said that, that is a lowball. [ applause ] thats right. Trump could charge his own secret Service Agents millions of dollars in rent. Then trump was like, thats nothing. Wait until you see what i charge them for the minibar. Thats where i get you. [ laughter and applause ] yesterday, trump was seen wearing a hat that says 45 on the side, signifying that he will be the 45th president. Or the total number of days before he quits being president. Hes like, its been fun its been a fun month and a half. You take it from here, pence. [ applause ] did you guys see this . Aretha franklin performed the National Anthem at the lions Vikings Football game on thanksgiving. Her rendition lasted over 4 1 2 minutes. Even the nfl players who werent protesting anything were like, i got to sit this one out. I got to take a knee. I gotta play i gotta play football here. [ applause ] and finally, this is kind of crazy. A man in california was arrested last week after police discovered 330,000 worth of marijuana in his car, wrapped like christmas presents. [ laughter ] police got suspicious because no money does his Christmas Shopping that early. That is just too obvious. [ applause ] you guys ready . We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, everybody. Thank you so much. Guys, it is monday. We are so happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, natalie portman, j. J. Abrams, and neil diamond. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow jimmy will be joining us also, were going to play a a game of password together with j. J. And neil diamond and natalie portman. Steve wow. Jimmy that should be fun, yeah. Then later this week, we have felicity jones, emma stone, chelsea handler. Plus well have Music Performance from Kasey Musgraves and john legend. [ cheers and applause ] it is going to be a good week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a great show tonight. We love it when he stops by. Hes just the best in everything, in movies, in hes on broadway right now. From the broadway show the front page, john goodman is here, you guys steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] love that man. Jimmy we love john goodman. Steve hes a good man. Jimmy he is a good man. He actually is. Plus this is very exciting. From the netflix event, Gilmore Girls a year in the life Alexis Bledel is here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy rory no spoilers. Steve what . Jimmy no spoilers, i promise. No spoilers tonight because i havent seen it yet. [ audience oohs ] i know. Please dont say anything. [ light laughter ] i know its tough but i cant even look at the i cant even look on the internet right now. Steve no, dont look at anything. Jimmy theres pictures shes all over the place. And theres like, oh the last four words. I dont want to know anything. Because itll so please dont spoil it. Someone always whispers. Steve yeah. Jimmy dont say what it is. But you know, the creator was waiting to say these last four words steve yeah. Jimmy to finish off the whole series. Steve oh, yeah. Jimmy you saw it. Steve uh, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, dont tell me. Steve im not going to. Jimmy dont tell me. Steve or am i . Jimmy i didnt know you were a gilmore girl. Steve i watch with anna. Anna loves it. She was like in, ugh. Jimmy dont even tell me. What do you mean . She was in what . Oh, no. In tears . Oh no, dont say it. Thats spoiling. Steve she cried, she laughed. Jimmy im not even going to tell you about it. Yeah, maybe just say she was in pajamas. [ laughter ] she was in a bunny outfit. I was like, why . I dont know. Steve wearing a funny hat. Jimmy oh, yeah. Steve very humorous hat. Jimmy im so excited about that. But its two hours each episode, right . Steve no, like an hour and a half, i think. Jimmy thats close enough to two hours. [ laughter ] but, thats a lot of time. Im still on season five. I just watched one episode of season five. Steve and youre jimmy heating up. [ laughter ] with seven seasons. So, im five seasons in. So i got two more seasons and then steve then you can jimmy six hours of the new thing. I got a lot of gilmore still in my life. But rory is here. The one and only rory gilmore. Steve yeah jimmy Alexis Bledel, beautiful, talented, funny. [ applause ] and then, like it couldnt get cooler and better. This guy has a greatest hits album out. And i was like, oh my gosh, will you come out and just, will you play babylon . And his people called back, and they go, sure, hell go on. So hes doing babylon tonight. David gray is here, you guys steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats my man if you want it come and get it for crying out loud steve Bruce Springsteen singing . Jimmy Bruce Springsteen. Steve hes a huge david gray fan. Know your heart [ cheers ] jimmy no, i cant even do it. I cant do it any justice. Steve blow big man, blow. Jimmy but david gray is doing babylon tonight. Steve come on [ cheers and applause ] babylon steve other way, other way. Jimmy what . Steve other way, there you go. Other way. There you go. Thats it. [ laughter ] jimmy am i looking this way . Steve thats it. If you want it come and get it [ laughter ] for crying out loud [ sing grunting ] let go of your heart let go of your head thats it. [ cheers and applause ] its unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] babylon. Its giant. Get it right now. Thats the jam right there. The best of david gray. There he is. [ cheers and applause ] steve hes pointing at Bruce Springsteen. Jimmy hes pals with springsteen. Steve yeah, they hang out. Jimmy he wrote one of Bruce Springsteens biggest hits, babylon. Steve babylon . Are you serious . Thats fantastic. Jimmy bruce writes his own songs. Except for babylon. Steve he says, david, you got a song for me . He goes, got one right here in my pocket. Boom. Bruce springsteen jimmy this aint no problem. Hes like, yeah, just take it, i dont care. Steve hes like manfred mann. Jimmy he was like [ as springsteen ] no, man, you take it. I was like, all right, ill take it if you want to, man. Then he was like, alright, you go on jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] and sing it like you mean it. All right. Alright, its up for grabs. We dont even know, if david gray wrote it. Ill tell you who wrote it. Steve who wrote it . Jimmy david gray. Steve yeah, david gray. Yeah. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy unbelievable. Steve unbelievable. Jimmy hes a talented dude. Guys, you know how they say a a picture is worth a thousand words . Steve mmhmm. Jimmy well, its also worth one meme. Steve what . Jimmy thats right. No, ill show you what im talking about. Its time for this week in memes. This week in memes this week in memes yeah [ applause ] jimmy so first up, lets take a look at this photo of president barack obama. Steve alright. Jimmy this meme is called, when you bump something over and walk out of the store like nothing happened. [ laughter ] [ whistling ] steve oh, the acropolis. Jimmy lets take a look at this one. Its a photo of eric trump. [ laughter ] his meme says, when you know theres pizza in the Office Kitchen but they havent sent out the announcement. [ applause ] heres another photo with president obama and angela merkel. This meme says, when you still in da friend zone. Steve aw. [ laughter and applause ] hes going for the nose. Jimmy yeah. Steve da friend zone. Jimmy next, we have a photo of vladimir putin. [ laughter ] this meme is called, listening to adele got me like. [ applause ] [ singing as putin ] let go of your heart let go of your head [ laughter ] feel it now let go of your heart let go of head [ laughter ] thats it. Then it goes like this. Sorry, here it goes. Here we go. Let go of heart let go of head [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve putins a huge david gray fan. Jimmy hes a giant david gray fan. Steve hes a gray head. They call him a gray head, man. Jimmy i love him, man. We have a popular photo, very popular, of the supermoon. This meme says, when e. T. Upgrades to business class. Turn on your heartlight steve neil diamond let it shine where you go let it make a happy glow jimmy neil diamonds on the show tomorrow night. He wrote babylon. Steve he did . [ laughter ] for david gray. Jimmy neil diamond. Steve but he said, david, you take it. Not even the chair can have this one. Jimmy take it. Got to take it, man. Next up, we have a photo of queen elizabeth. [ laughter ] her meme says, that feeling when you remember you have pizza rolls in the freezer. Steve really . [ cheers and applause ] the queen likes pizza i dont know. Steve oh, ive got pizza rolls jimmy i dont know if the queen eats pizza rolls. Steve she loves pizza rolls, man. Jimmy which one . Steve she loves a pizza rolls, man. Thats how the pizza rolls. Jimmy totinos . Steve totinos. Jimmy toastinos . Steve totinos . Jimmy oh, we should call it toastinos. Steve you did . Jimmy well, if you make it in the toaster oven. [ laughter ] jimmy where do you make your pizza rolls . Steve anything i make in the toaster oven are called toastinos. Jimmy is that the only pizza did they corner the pizza roll business . Steve yeah, i think so. They are the kings of pizza roll. Talk about your Michael Jordans of pizza rolls. Jimmy totinos pizza rolls. Isnt there another one . Didnt la choy . Steve ginos maybe . Jimmy maybe those tiny egg rolls . Who . Audience elios . Jimmy elios . They make pizza rolls . Questlove no. Steve no. [ laughter and applause ] questlove says no. Jimmy did he mean, no . Steve hes writing a book on pizza rolls. He should know. Questlove its my next book, pizza rolls. [ laughter ] jimmy lets see you do the pizza roll. Let me see that pizza roll let me see that pizza roll [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] babylon steve hey jimmy its a remix. [ laughter ] next up, we have a photo of mike pence and nancy pelosi. This ones called tinderfail. [ applause ] steve dang oopsie. Care for a pizza roll . [ laughter ] jimmy heres a photo of, lady gaga. Her meme says, when you crush that eye exam. Its like [ laughter ] and finally, we have kim jongun. [ audience ohs ] take a look at this photo. His meme says, ermahgerd, check out my bernerculers. [ applause ] that was this week in memes. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] laughs. here it is. Hey dad wishes do come true. The lincoln wish list sales event is on. Get exceptional offers on the lincoln family of luxury vehicles. Sign and drive off in a new 2017 lincoln mkc with zero down and a complimentary first months payment. Olive garden now offers catering delivery we make the food and deliver it to your door so you can enjoy whats important into a real guys night out to see if they could find the guy who uses just for men. Its me. No way. Just for men gives you a natural grayfree look. Just lather in. In just five minutes. Greatlooking hair, made easy. Just for men. 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From time to time, we put the roots to the test. We pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. It is time for freestylin with the roots. Here we go [ cheers and applause ] time to freestyle with the roots jimmy roots, you guys ready to do this . [ cheers and applause ] oh. Raise your hand if you want the roots to write a song about you. Come on over here, sir. Yeah, perfect. Come on. Perfect, perfect, perfect. Welcome. Thank you for being here. I appreciate it. Take your time. What is your name . What is your name . Josh. Jimmy josh. Very good, josh. Josh, where are you from . Im from pittsburgh, pennsylvania. Jimmy hey, very good. Do you have an accent . Nope. [ light laughter ] pittsburghese. Jimmy yeah. Over the holidays, the Holiday Season is officially upon us. What is your favorite holiday decoration . Uh, all ornaments. I like the balls, the glass balls. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, we have josh from pittsburgh. And, uh [ laughter ] every Holiday Season, he loves the balls. [ laughter and applause ] thats his jam. He goes for the balls. Glass ornaments. You said it, man. The first one. Guys, the hamilton mix tape comes out this week. [ cheers and applause ] have you heard about this . The hamilton mix tape is coming out this week. Questlove never heard of it. Jimmy i know you guys are involved with that. Can you guys do a hamilton rap, like a song type of thing . How does a bald head bearded guy josh out of modern day pittsburgh say his favorite decoration for the holiday is glass balls thats what the definite declaration is here i stand before you and proclaim my proclamation is joshexander hamilton go bob at hamilton i had a hand in it see me on the clip like yo im rapping over sandwiches and im doing damages jimmy fantastic. Thank you, buddy. Can i cut through here . Do you mind my coming through . How you doing . Nice to see you. How are you . How you doing . [ cheers and applause ] how are you . Hey, buddy. Nice to see you. Oh, looking good. Youre looking fresh. Go knicks. Hey, how are you . Hey, thats what im talking about. Here. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im all about. Here you go. Hold that right there. What is your name . Justin. Jimmy justin, very good. Justin, there are a lot of great new shows on netflix, including Gilmore Girls a a year in the life. If you could make a Netflix Series about your life, what would it be called . I want to go with, like, blacklist. Its my favorite show. Jimmy youre going to call your show blacklist . [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy theres a famous show called blacklist. Justins world. Jimmy justins world . [ laughter ] i dont know, man. I think blacklist might be my favorite. How you gonna go with blacklist . Jimmy i like its a a good its a hit show. I like blacklist, but justins world. All right. I dont know how you came up with that, justin. [ laughter ] what actor would you like to portray you . Like, vin diesel. My favorite actor. Jimmy really . Done. I can do vin. [ laughter ] we can make this happen. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Guys, we got our pal justin here. If he made a Netflix Series about his life, hed call it blacklist. [ laughter ] i dont know, its like a a cia i dont know what the story is. Or it could also be called justins world. Thats right. Thats like, more of like an animated version of it. [ light laughter ] so, yeah. But if he could, in the series, if he can cast anybody, he wants to cast vin diesel. It would be amazing. So for this next one here, the voice was on earlier tonight. Our Pal Blake Shelton is one of the judges. Can you guys do it in like a a blake sheltonstyle tone . Country. Modern country. [ cheers and applause ] well theres too many justins out in the world spoiler alerting about the Gilmore Girls turning up the volume when they think they aint hearing it right just a few many too many visions to see to take a show thats already on tv like the blacklist vin diesel justins world here in the light [ cheers and applause ] but there was too many too many justins world [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, the roots just did a song about you. Not bad, man. Not bad. Hey. [ cheers