And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 705, ontario steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy aha thats what im talking about. Hey, that is what you want. That is the love i feel the love i missed you guys oh, i missed you guys. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome to the tonight show, baby this is it [ cheers and applause ] this is what youre watching. This is where youre at. What a show. Oh, great. So happy to be back, everybody. Heres what [ cheers ] thank you very much. Heres what people yeah, i shaved it off. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it was getting ridiculous. Ill talk about it later. It was getting ridiculous. Unanimously, people did not enjoy that mustache. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy across the whole board. Steve across the street. Jimmy women, children, everyone. I went to another country, and they didnt like it. I went to london. They were like, what is that on your face . [ light laughter ] i go, its gone. Its a distant memory. Guys, lets talk about what people are talking about. Whats going on in the news right now. Over the weekend, it came out that president trumps Approval Rating is at 36 . [ audience boos ] but trump defended the number, saying that it was, almost 40. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on jimmy he did. [ applause ] almost 40. Then he said, and if you read 36 upside down, it looks like 93, which is almost 100. [ laughter ] so im doing amazing. Almost 100 in up side down world. Did you see that last week trumps son don, jr. Tweeted screenshots from the russia lawyer who offered sensitive info to his dads campaign . When he heard that his son tweeted about an ongoing investigation, trump was like, the student has become the master. [ laughter and applause ] wax on. Wax off. [ laughter ] in the meantime, the president has hired a new lawyer. Did you see this guy . Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy its unbelievable. Hes hired a new lawyer. His name is ty cobb. [ laughter ] its his real name. Dude, quest, i swear, man. Steve come on jimmy his real name his name is ty cobb to oversee the white house response to the russia investigation. Show a picture. This is real. That is the lawyer. [ laughter ] because nothing says, my clients innocent, like a a lawyer who looks like hes wearing a disguise. [ laughter ] who what is going [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if he is giving trump legal advice or talking to him about diabetes. [ laughter and applause ] come over to this side of the porch. Trump just had a first trip to france, and at the end of his visit did you see this . He shook hands with french president Emmanuel Macron for a a really long time. [ light laughter ] did you see . Its pretty strange. We didnt do anything to this. Watch this video. Jimmy here you go. How are you doing . Nice to see you. Pleasure to meet you. Yeah. How are you doing . Thats good. Yeah. Tap, tap, tap. There you go. Pull, a little yank, a little yank. [ light laughter ] yeah, thats good. And hes still holding. Its like, this is real. [ laughter ] and then the french first lady. He gets her involved. [ laughter ] theyre grabbing. And now its the circle of life. And then, you again. You get tapped. Thats it. 30 seconds. 30second handshake. That looked like a lame sitcom where two characters accidentally glue their hands together. [ laughter ] you know, its like, ugh, ugh what are you going to do . [ applause ] you guys, last night, was the season premiere of game of thrones. [ cheers and applause ] no spoilers. No spoilers. But i saw that hbos streaming site crashed during the episode. [ audience oohs ] thats how crazy this show has gotten. They are killing off websites. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy they they everything steve they dont care. Jimmy you dont know who is going to survive. Steve winter is here. Jimmy i saw that today is world emoji day. Did you guys know that . Yeah, of course. So in honor of that [ light laughter ] we did some research and found out the inspiration behind some popular emojis. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, for example, this emoji was inspired by Angela Merkel when she is listening to donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Wow. Jimmy this emoji was inspired by ben carson at an important meeting. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this emoji was inspired by donald trump when hes asked about russia. [ laughter and applause ] more trouble for united airlines. Steve oh. Jimmy yeah. The rapper schoolboy q says that they actually flew his dog to the wrong city. [ light laughter ] yeah. Then i guess, on the flight back, the dog had a fight over a seat with ann coulter. Thats right. Steve really . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats right. Steve awe. Jimmy yeah. This bitch gets my seat . [ laughter ] its a dog. A dog. Get this. On friday, a group of 40 turtles caused delays on the runway at jfk airport. On the bright side, the turtles were moving so slow, they got hired to work at laguardia. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy its that slow. Youre that slow. [ light laughter ] its amazing. Steve heyyo jimmy theyre that slow this isnt good, guys. Millions of sabrett hot dogs i love sabretts hot dogs. Millions of sabretts hot dogs that are sold here on the street in new york city are being recalled because they contain small pieces of bone. [ light laughter ] while the foreman at the factory is like, hey, has anyone seen jeff . [ cheers and applause ] when you see him, tell him hes fired [ laughter ] steve he hasnt been here since the machine clogged up [ laughter ] jimmy oh, jeffs wedding ring. He must have dropped it in the hot dog mixer. Steve hes eloping with a a different lady jimmy ill bring it to his house. I take the same shortcut home that jeff takes. [ laughter ] steve wheres jerry . Jimmy when you see jerry, tell him hes fired. Hey, jerrys hat. His hat he must have dropped it in the hopper. Ill take the same shortcut that jerry takes [ laughter ] its just i dont know. Guys, millions of hot dogs have been recalled after small pieces of bone have been found in them. Street vendors are doing their best to keep sales going. Just check out some of the new signs that theyve been using i saw today on the streets of new york. Steve you saw them . Jimmy i walked around. Steve yeah. Jimmy i brought my camera. I took photos steve all the time . Jimmy all the vendors. Steve all over the city . Jimmy yeah. Steve well, how nice of you. Jimmy i have one of those nice kodak brownie cameras. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy its a beautiful old camera. Steve oh, my god. Jimmy i got to get it developed. Steve 132 millimeters. [ laughter ] jimmy i walked around today, and they are trying to keep business going. Steve god bless them. Jimmy so lets take a look at some of the signs they have. This first one says, relax, these hot dogs were made years before the bone problem started. [ laughter and applause ] dont worry about it. Steve yeah. Jimmy years ago. Steve yeah. Jimmy this next one says, so what . You got bones inside you too. Steve yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy whats your problem . I like this one. This one says, you want a a boneless hot dog . What are you . The queen of freaking england . [ laughter and applause ] what are you . Steve no jimmy the queen of freaking england . Heres the last one here. It says, this cart is the original famous bonefilled hot dog cart. [ laughter and applause ] thats the one to be at. Thats the one. This really made me laugh, guys. Last week, a man in texas got himself trapped inside an atm. Did you hear about this . [ light laughter ] its insane. This is a movie. This is fantastic. This is finally my oneman show. Steve yeah. Jimmy i get to do this. Trapped in an atm machine, and he was slipping people notes through the receipt slot that said, help. [ light laughter ] people taking money out were like, i knew my balance was low but, what . What do you mean, help . [ applause ] im in trouble, man. Thats right, the guy got stuck in the atm. The man said was excited to finally eat, and then got himself trapped in a vending machine. [ laughter ] he was like guys, we have a great show tonight. Its really fun [ cheers and applause ] the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, i love you mwuah mwuah im so happy to be back i love you, guys [ cheers and applause ] i love you so much i love this show so much i love you, roots i love you, higgins did you have a good break . Steve oh, fantastic. Jimmy you did, good. Steve fantastic. Jimmy you didnt really break, right . You just toured. Questlove we toured. Tarik which is work. Jimmy i went on break. I went to wolfeboro, new hampshire. Its a beautiful town. I hung out there with my family. Then i went to london. Steve ooh. Jimmy i know. I had the best time in london. I saw wimbledon. It was really cool, and not one person liked my mustache. [ laughter ] steve not one person . Jimmy strangers, not well, maybe one guy. The guys were like 50 50. Steve yeah, they didnt they probably didnt care. Jimmy yeah, everyone else said, this is ridiculous. You have to stop. But we have so many people that watch our show, its amazing. I met these girls from germany come up to me, someone from dubai, a family from dubai. Steve ooh. Jimmy so, i just want to say i keep forgetting because we live here in this bubble but thank you everyone, everywhere for watching our show. [ cheers and applause ] it makes me feel so good when people come up and go, i watch the show. I love you. Thank you. We have a big week of shows coming up, you guys. Tomorrow night, Jada Pinkettsmith will be here. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa jimmy rita ora will be here. Dane dehann were gonna play a game of catchphrase its gonna be fun. Then, later this week, harry styles and kevin bacon will be here [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa jimmy and well have performances from the who steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and sza will be here as well. Steve oh jimmy its a big week. But first we have a fantastic show tonight steve ahh. Jimmy i love this girl. She is so talented, so beautiful, so fun. She stars in the new comedy film girls trip, Queen Latifah is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the best. Plus, hes a cast member on saturday night live and stars in a new movie that was a hit at sundance called brigsby bear. The very funny kyle mooney is dropping by steve oh heyyo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy then, we got great music from portugal. The man [ cheers and applause ] the name of the album is woodstock. Guys, it is summer blockbuster season, and everyones excited about all these great movies coming out this year. So, to celebrate our favorite summer blockbusters, we sent our writer, becky, down to the 30 rock plaza to ask everyday people if theyd be willing to reenact iconic scenes from some of those movies. [ light laughter ] its time for sidewalk cinema. Here, check this out. [ cheers and applause ] sidewalk cinema whats your name, and where are you from . Im alex, and im from atlanta, georgia. Mark, and im from atlanta, georgia. Kendall, and im from atlanta, georgia. Have you ever seen the movie, e. T. . When it first came out. Well, do you want to reenact the scene from the movie, e. T. , right now . Yes great, were gonna have you stand in front of these backgrounds. Well have some costumes, hair, and makeup from over to you to help you get into character. Then youll read lines off cue cards, and well film you doing the scene. Action phone . He said, phone. Cant you understand english . He said, phone. Phone youre right, thats e. T. s home. E. T. Home phone. E. T. Phone home. E. T. Phone home. E. T. Phone home. E. T. Phone home. [ cheers and applause ] how do you two know each other . Hes my daughters boyfriend. Have you ever seen the sixth sense . Yes, very good movie. [ light laughter ] id like to tell you my secret now. Okay. [ light laughter ] i see dead people. [ cheers and applause ] have you ever seen the movie, braveheart . I have not seen the movie, braveheart. Actually, no. Not yet. Do you want to reenact a a scene from the movie braveheart right now. Yeah, i would love to. You have come to fight as free men. And free men, you are and years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that . For just one chance. For just one chance. For just one chance to come back here and tell your enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom [ cheers and applause ] have you ever seen the movie, Empire Strikes back. Yes, i have. Yes, i have as well. Would you like to star in the movie right now . Oh, yeah. Sounds good. Action. Ill never join you [ light laughter ] if only you knew the power of the dark side. Obi wan never told you what happened to your father. You told me you killed him no. I am your father. No no thats impossible search your feelings. You know it to be true. No no [ cheers and applause ] what are your names, and where are you guys from . Michelle. Were from australia. And how do you guys know each other . Were all family. Here for a holiday in new york. Great, well, do you want to reenact a movie right now . No. [ laughter ] do you guys want to reenact the movie right now . We do, yeah. Yeah. All right, lets do it. How fast are they . Well, we clocked trex at 32 miles an hour. Trex . You said youve got a trex . Say again . We have a trex, dr. Grant. My dear dr. Sattler, welcome to jurassic park. Roar roar roar [ laughter ] good job, honey. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well done. That was fantastic. Our thanks to all of our sidewalk movie stars. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody come on back. [ cheers and applause ] yo pomeranian scoots. Yopomestachits. Oh triscuit topped with yogurt, pomegranate and pistachios. Yopomestachioscuit. Well that rolls off the tongue. Hard to say, easy to make. Triscuit. Make scuit happen. Guys. Im trapped, my boss wants me here. Raz, where are you . We are not leaving without you. Just go downstairs now. Rapunzel . look for my chr. That was fun. Wait till you see where were going. Introducing an allnew crossover. Toyota chr. Toyota. Lets go places. Wowe run marathons. Companies. Solve problems. How . We eat. Every. Single. Day. We dont doubt it. We own it. Whats going on here . Um. Im babysitting. Thatll be 50 bucks. You said 30. Yeah, well it was 30 before my fees, like the pizzaordering fee and the dogsitting fee. And the rummage through your closet fee. Who is she, verizon . Are those my heels . Yeah yeah, were the same size. In shoes. With tmobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just 40 bucks each. The price we say is the price you pay. Reveal the repubnlicans health care proposal. Is dead. They didn t get enough support from fellow republians. Theyll now vote to simply repeal obamacare and come up w a nother healthcare bill. Reveal on our Facebook Page the giants consecutive sellout streak which started nearly 7 years ago is over. It was the longest sellout streak in National League history. The giajnts also lost to the indians. End end end [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back everybody. Welcome back to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching. Thanks for being here. Guys, i like to think that im a pretty easy going guy. But there is one thing that really gets my goat. [ light laughter ] and its bad music. No one should have to listen to bad tunes. So as a service to you guys, im about to play you some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid in a a segment i call my do not playlist. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs now before we start, i want you to know that every artist and song that im about to play for you is 100 real. These are actual bands, and actual songs. [ light laughter ] questlove, they are. They really theyre not us. Questlove i still think you make them up. Jimmy its not a bit. Questlove behind our backs. Jimmy this is not a bit. Questlove theyre real . Jimmy you can even download them on itunes or amazon. Or see if your local music store has them. They are real. All right, lets see whats on my do not playlist this first one is from an r b group called we are one tv. [ light laughter ] great font, by the way. They picked a great font. [ light laughter ] really easy to read. Very easy to read. We are one tv. Steve wow. Jimmy but the v on tv looks like a w. But doesnt matter. Steve yeah, doesnt matter. Jimmy and they hashtaged it and they put it twice. [ light laughter ] so it makes sense. Steve make sure. Jimmy well, it just makes sense. Steve yeah. Jimmy so this is we are one television. Steve tv. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is one tv. Lets take a listen to this song called, gotta be 50. Cant be 18 cant be 19 cant be 20 cant be 21 cant be 22 cant be 23 cant be 24 cant be 25 jimmy all right. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. [ laughter and applause ] thats insane. I dont what he jimmy the woman he wants to date has to be 50. Steve right, actually. Oh, 50 years old . Jimmy yeah, and he started, yeah. Steve oh, i thought jimmy so you got to be 50 but steve thank god. Jimmy i mean, can you play a little bit cant be 97 98 99 40 41 42 43 44 jimmy stop, stop, stop, stop. Anyways, thats please stop it. Please, stop it. Im so happy hes not into 100yearold woman. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] they maybe two tvs. Jimmy this next song is from a country singer. I love country music. Steve oh, wow. Jimmy this is called the legendary stardust cowboy. [ light laughter ] nope, ive never heard of this gentleman. So i looked him up on his Wikipedia Page. [ light laughter ] so you know thats real. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy and uh steve the whole page . Jimmy but the Wikipedia Page said that he started playing music in high school to impress the girls. Steve oh. Jimmy lets see if it worked. Lets take a listen to a song called paralyzed. Steve oh, my god jimmy stop, stop, stop, stop. Steve awful [ laughter and applause ] awful jimmy what are you talking about . What are you talking about . You just didnt get to the good part yet, man. Steve yeah. But, hey, maybe he impressed the ladies. I dont now. Yeah, right . It sounded like [ laughter ] you liked it . Steve yeah. Jimmy it sounded like somebody poured, like, hot coffee on his lap. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy this next song is from a brooklynbased hiphop duo. Steve oh. Jimmy called cool company. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. I like the cover. Steve fancy. Jimmy quest you know ever heard of cool company . Questlove nah. [ laughter ] jimmy lets take a listen. This is called call you back is not the name of the song. Well, its called call you back i aint gonna . Steve oh, i see. Jimmy in parentheses. Steve parentheses. Jimmy i aint gonna call you back. Here we go, take a listen. I aint gonna call you back i ran out of love when the clock hit midnight i aint gonna call you back is you serious thinking this was real life jimmy stop, stop, stop. [ applause ] what happened . What happened . It was great for a little bit. Yeah, no. Steve yeah. Jimmy that beginning was steve it was fantastic. I aint gonna call you back [ light laughter ] jimmy it sounds like when the questlove grimace from mcdonalds. Jimmy it sounds like it sounds like one of the teachers f