Featuring gucci mane. And the legendary roots crew. Questlove 710, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy enjoy yourselves. Relax. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, have fun. Welcome. Thank you for being here, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. This is it. Big, big show tonight, its going to be fun. But first, heres what people are talking about, of course, big news out of washington on friday. White House Press Secretary sean spicer officially resigned. [ audience oohs ] right . Spicer said that all the greats always know when to leave on top. They they always [ cheers and applause ] i think its about time they go. Yeah. Thats right, spicer stepped down, which means now we have to pretend like he hasnt had his resume ready for five months. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, right. I just thought it was time. Now that spicer has resigned, theres been a lot of speculation about what he might do for his next job. Well, it turns out hes actually hes put together a a list of options. We got a hold of the list steve really . Jimmy yeah. Ill show you what i mean. For instance, he could be a bus driver whos constantly screaming, get behind the white line [ laughter and applause ] or he could become the author of the book, how to age 10 years in six months. [ laughter and applause ] not bad. He could be the only adult in a a tai kwan do class for children, oh thats come at me, bro [ laughter and applause ] and finally sean spicer could be a pull a mrs. Doubtfire and apply to press secretary all over again as mrs. Spicingham. There you go. [ laughter and applause ] of course, now that hes been replaced, a lot of people have been wondering how spicers handling the news. Spicer said, hes going to be okay, and that he will survive, which explains why he released this video earlier today. Take a look at this. No, no no no not i i will survive as as long as i know how to love i know ill stay alive ive got all my life to live and ive got all my love to give i will survive i will survive period. Jimmy there we go. [ cheers and applause ] period [ rim shot ] period [ cheers and applause ] steve spicer, out jimmy you guys hear this over the weekend, new communications director, Anthony Scaramucci deleted a a bunch of old tweets that were critical of trumps platform. Trump was shocked, he said, you can delete tweets . [ laughter and applause ] and he goes, oh, yeah but he talked about oh, forget it. Wasnt the point. But at his first press conference, scaramucci claimed that hes seen trump throw a a football through a tire with a perfect spiral. Swish foul shots in basketball and sink long putts in golf. And its a little hard to believe, but take a look at this commercial i just saw on tv. Hey there kids, if you want to be fantastic at sports like me, then come to the donald trump sports camp, okay . First, ill show you how to be an amazing tennis player, okay, just like me. Boom, nothing but net. [ laughter ] plus ill teach you the secrets of tennis fashion. Look at that, beautiful. [ laughter and applause ] okay . Then at the end of the day, ill show you how to play beach volleyball. Is that tom cruise in top gun . No, its me, even sexier. The donald trump sports camp, no refunds. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, thats it. Isnt that good . Nothing but net. Steve nothing but net, baby. Jimmy nothing but net. Some Business News here. I saw that webmd is being sold for 2. 8 billion. The owner said that he was just getting tired, but webmd says it could either be gout, polio or scurvy. [ laughter and applause ] could be scurvy. Steve scurvy. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats right, webmd is being sold, no word on who bought it. Lets just say, the republicans finally found a replacement for obamacare. Steve hey [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and i steve heyo jimmy guys, get this, i read that you can now buy a new wine flavored jelly. Yeah, which is a great idea until your kids teacher calls and says, i dont know what happened to billy, he ate a pb j and now he keeps singing dont stop believin and hugging everybody. [ laughter and applause ] he says he only smokes after he eats pb j. Hes not a normal smoker. [ laughter ] guys, i saw that today is National Cousins day. And if youre from west virginia, happy anniversary. Wait, wait, wait, what . Thats wrong steve hey jimmy hey wait, thats wrong. Steve no jimmy who wrote that . That is wrong. Steve that is wrong and rude. I will not sit for that. I will stand here. [ laughter ] jimmy no, yeah. [ laughter ] check this out, you guys, tinder just released an updated version of its app to make it easier for people to use. Its pretty cool. Take a look at some of the new features that theyre rolling out. For example, it has an alert to remind you that entrepreneur is a fancy word meaning unemployed. [ laughter and applause ] im an entrepreneur and next is a new swipe up feature that allows you to see what the person will look like the next morning. Then you go, oh [ laughter and applause ] next, it automatically swipes left on o. J. Well, you gotta be hes already on tinder [ applause ] who knows whats going on. And finally, it sends your matches to your mom just to let her decide. Because thats what its all about. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we got a great, great, great show tonight. Steve oh jimmy great show tonight with a with a bunch of exclusives. Steve oohh jimmy yeah if you havent seen them before things or yeah, the things you will see and hear for the first time ever, here. Here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] first up, hes a great guy, we love having him on the show. Hes got a new tv show with his sons called the lowe files. Rob lowe is here. The one and only. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on jimmy stud. With his sons and they go around like kind of solving mysteries and debunking mysteries like a real like scooby doo . Yeah, but its a reality scooby doo thing, kind of. Abd apparently he says he saw big foot. Steve what . Jimmy you didnt hear that . You didnt read that . Steve i read it, but i dont know what to make of it. Jimmy yeah, he says that he saw big foot. Hes going to talk about that and maybe bring a clip of something. Steve oh jimmy youll see for yourself. I dont know. Steve yeah, you judge. Jimmy i dont know, hes the one that experienced it, i didnt do it. I bet you he did. Steve why would he lie . Well, who hes not michael, hes not going to race a a shark jimmy if i was big foot i would want to meet rob lowe. Hes awesome. Steve yeah, id like to meet rob jimmy were going to catch with him and then rob and his sons are going to compete in a a game a new game called, the best son challenge. Steve ew jimmy to see who the better steve whos the better son . Jimmy whos whos the best son. Yeah. Steve thats healthy. Jimmy yeah. Plus from the oh, mega hit show, this is us, chrissy metz is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes great. Knocking it out of the park every episode. Shes great. Steve gosh, dang it. Jimmy then steve wait. Jimmy this is big time. This is some good music right here. This is so cool, we love when theyre here. We have music from fifth harmony featuring [ cheers and applause ] featuring gucci mane. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and and this song the song theyre performing, is their single is called, down. Yeah, thats right, you guessed it. Yeah, down. [ laughter ] have you seen the Album Artwork for down yet . Yeah, three of four people have, yeah. [ laughter ] thats not even the exclusive im talking about, but this steve yeah, thats not it. Its another thing. Jimmy its an extra little candy for you. Here it is right there down. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa jimmy fifth harmony with gucci mane. Down is the name of the song, its really good. But were going to have a a special album announcement later in the show. Maybe the album title, any guesses . Yeah, exactly wrong, wrong, wrong maybe the album title, maybe the release date [ cheers ] any guesses . No . Wrong. [ laughter ] or we might have both. Steve what . Jimmy yeah, definitely its not coming out tomorrow and its not called whatever you thought it was called. Steve but, but you might find out jimmy we will announce it tonight what is what is the name of the album and the release date. Steve right. Jimmy but i can only do when theyre theyre steve right because thats not your story to tell, until theyre here. Huh. [ laughter ] jimmy whats your problem . No, they are here. They are here. They gave me permission, but steve but youre not going to tell it now. Jimmy if youre not going to wait for the right time steve right. Jimmy right before the performance steve right, thats what id do. Jimmy theyre going to perform down. Steve yeah. Jimmy you want to hear you want to hear a taste of down . Steve just bust me off a a little piece. [ cheers ] jimmy a taste. This is fifth harmony featuring gucci mane. This is a taste of down. Here you go jimmy thats it, thats all you get. Steve whoa [ laughter and applause ] jimmy just a taste. Steve just a little jimmy because i want you to stay tuned and watch the show, its a big announcement. Its a big show. We have possibly a big foot sighting. Steve with rob lowe. [ light laughter ] jimmy and possibly the name of, by the way, the name of the album is not big foot. Steve yeah, its so wrong. Everybody jimmy youre probably right fifth harmony its called big foot sighting. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, its not. But rob might bring out a steve some big foot related thing. We dont know. Theres not going to be a a giant jimmy he definitely is. He told me that hes going to show a clip from his show that may or may not steve be big foot . Jimmy i think its Michael Phelps racing. Steve racing big foot . [ laughter and applause ] a computerized big foot . Jimmy i dont know what it is. How am i supposed to know . I cant see the future, man. Steve yeah, youre not youre not nostradamus. Jimmy im not nostradamus. Jimmy guys, it is time for bad signs. This is a fun game were playing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Michael Phelps versus big foot, man. Steve man, hes gonna swim. Jimmy you heard it here first, man. Steve big foots going to ride a dune buggy. Jimmy what did they do what did they do at the Michael Phelps thing, i i didnt see it, my cable was out. Steve what . Jimmy my cable was out, isnt that unbelievable . Steve thats crazy. Jimmy some something with verizon versus tivo or something. Theyre not theyre not connecting . What do they call that . Steve meshing . Jimmy no, reason some thing some deal. So now im out ive missed both games of thrones. Game of thrones. Steve so games of thrones . Jimmy i missed two games steve two games jimmy two games so far. [ laughter ] game, set, ma one more, i have match. Steve yeah, you have match, youre gone. Jimmy set of thrones is like the best. And match of thrones is the best, but i missed that. I missed the bachelorette. Im really upset. [ audience aws ] steve oh. Jimmy i need these things to its like steve its fuel jimmy yeah, its like oxygen for me. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] love is like oxygen. Jimmy i dont even get oxygen. I dont even get that network doesnt come in either. Steve really . You dont get oxygen . [ laughter ] jimmy cant get any none of the networks. Steve well logos jimmy but these are these are real pictures or funny signs that you guys saw in a store. Or weird signs that you saw while driving around, you pulled over, hopefully, safely, took a photo and then got back on the road safely. You took a photo, sent it into us again, these are all 100 real, just very funny bad signs. The first one was sent in by summer and eva labrie in Fleming Island florida. They were at a Farmers Market steve oh, lovely. Jimmy and spotted this. Organicish produce. [ laughter and applause ] youll never know the difference. Steve yeah, come on. Jimmy just eat it. Its an apple, all right, just eat it. Its expensive, theyre expensive apples. They dont even know what it is yeah, its organic, sure, whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] this next sign was sent in by mike neumann in spring hill, tennessee. He noticed it while driving. It said, slow down, the cop hides behind this sign. [ laughter and applause ] steve uh, ya think . Jimmy this next one was sent in by bobby sahid in ontario canada. He was shopping in walmart and saw this deal on ruffles potato chips. Steve oh, fantastic. Jimmy i love ruffles. Check this out, man. 0 for 5 bucks. Steve wow jimmy heres 10. How much do i get . Nothing, get out gets thrown out of a walmart. Steve thats hard. Jimmy ill pay 10 to get thrown out of a walmart. This next one was sent in by phil smith in palm springs, california. He was shopping and saw this family care. Oh, lets see what they have for family care. Oh, liquor. There it is right there. Steve truth in advertising. Jimmy do my parents run that store . Steve yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy this next sign was sent in by nate mcqueen in cage city, california. He spotted this sign in a a visitors center. Please do not lick the walls. [ laughter and applause ] ive said it once, ive said it 1,000 times. Steve dont lick the walls. Jimmy dont lick the walls. Steve dont lick it. Guys, this next one was sent in by jesse hoksra, in rochester, minnesota. He spotted a sign that pointed out where the nearest fire hydrant was located. Steve always good to know. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thats signs helpful. That sign that sign is helpful. [ laughter and applause ] steve where is it . Jimmy i would have never noticed steve where is it . Jimmy the fire hydrant there had it not been for that sign. This next one was sent in by steven lucas in springfield, illinois. He was shopping at a sams club and saw this right here. Smirnoff ice and this is in small print, it says, promotes healthy sleep. [ laughter and applause ] steve again gets the most sleep i dont think thats true. Steve yeah. Jimmy were down to our last bad sign, it was sent in by kim bingham from saratoga springs, utah. She knows some street signs, lets see what they said here. New hope drive, deadend. There you go. Thats a dark turn. Thats all the time we have for bad signs. 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Jimmy our first guest is an emmy and golden globe award nominated actor starring alongside his two sons in the new reality series called the lowe files, which premiers wednesday, august 2nd at 10 00 p. M. On a e. Please welcome rob lowe. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy rob lowe, i love you. Thats a nice new york city welcome for you right there. The kids still got it. Jimmy the kids still got it. They love you, buddy. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you, pal. Good to see you. Good to be back. Jimmy looking great as always. Thanks for coming back. We have a lot to talk about. Yeah, a lot. Jimmy i want to talk about the lowe files. I mean the show is basically, if you took scooby doo, the xfiles, and Anthony Bourdain parts unknown and put them in a a blender. Jimmy yeah, see i love i love all three of those shows. Me too. Jimmy and i would totally drink that smoothie. [ light laughter ] and i love like ancient aliens and finding bigfoot. Those are like my guilty pleasures, right. And i was like, those shows have to be bs, right . They got to be. And so, i wanted to do my own version of it, and find out for myself. Jimmy but then, well lets talk about what youre also doing which i really want to go see. But a one man show. Yeah, i wrote two books, and instead of writing a third, ive written this live show that im touring around the country. Called stories i only tell my friends live, and it starts the end of september. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i remember, stories i only tell my friends. Yes. Jimmy thats great. Thank you. Jimmy and its good, really fun hollywood stories. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy juicy stuff. Juicy fun. What do you do in your one man show . I want to see this. Well, come. Jimmy i know, i will. Heres the dates, i have september 29th, in salt lake city, utah. Yep. Jimmy i cant make that one. Cant make that one . Jimmy no. What about albuquerque . Jimmy september 30th in [ screams ] albuquerque, new mexico. Youre gonna be there. Jimmy theyll be there. September 30th in albuquerque, i loved albuquerque, new mexico. They have peppers in a lot of things. I like peppers. Jimmy no, like if you go to mcdonalds you get like im good, i like peppers. Im good. Jimmy okay. Its gonna be good. Jimmy october 1st in denver, colorado. Maybe i could do that. Yeah, right . Little bronco game while youre at it . Jimmy i mean, its fun. October 1st is a great time to go to denver. Youve got to come. Youve really got to come. Jimmy im in new york. Im in new york city. I know, well im going to bring it to new york. Jimmy thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] we cant stop the exclusives on the show. No. Jimmy we keep dropping a a lot of exclusives were dropping. A lot of good stuff here tonight. Jimmy really fresh, fresh, fresh stuff that people are all going home going, i feel like blogging right now. And youre going to meet my boys later. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] its the first time theyve ever been on