Thank you, very much. Those things hold a is there a bottle in each one of these . Two. Two and a half. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, guys. Personally. Thanks, appreciate it. Lets have our first sip, shall we . We hope you at home are well, what time is it, wherever you are. Lets do it. That is delicious its that colby red. All the profits go to heart health. We love it. Still trying to make it legit. You know what, i wrote on my twitter page the droughts over. And someone wrote, oh, youre having sex . Thats what they wrote. Twitter is awful. Its like the worst thing ever. Were not the only people celebrating. Worldwide celebration. We had no idea it was so huge. Lets look. Oh, yes. Where is this . Everywhere. Doesnt matter. Uhhuh. London, berlin, rome, and my personal favorite, moscow. Were glad everyones joining this celebration. You know, this has not been easy. Not just for us, but those who work with us. Really . I thought we were delightful personally through the whole thing. They havent been happy. Who cares . Lets listen. I think kathie lee and hoda handled the pressure of not drinking on air for a month remarkably. I think they just upped their offair drinking by probably 30 . I dont know how it went on air, but can i tell you the makeup room was hell, complete and utter hell. Ive never seen crankier, moodier women in my entire life. What helped them was the fact that they actually continued to drink, behind the set and during commercials. So i think the fact that they didnt stay sober during their month of sobriety really eased the tension around here. So really whats changed . So they get on the cover. Now okay. So now they are complete, perfect human beings. And now that their month is up, they can go back to pillaging and robbing and slashing tires. Really. Ladies home journal, what were you thinking . So you got them on the cover. Thats fantastic. Now, okay . Are going to be on the cover of Law Enforcement monthly. Spectacular thats great thats funny. All i can say about them drink again is hallelujah. Seriously. Couldnt have happened soon enough. Welcome back, ladies. Its nice to have you back to your oldselves. Well, arent they lovely . Arent they wonderful . By the way, we are going to be on the cover. But its aarp. So there. All right. So heres ladies home journal. We have a bone to pick with them just because its been a difficult month. But they sent over a little love. They were personally afraid to come. Oh, jerry. Hoisting it. We want to thank everybody over there very, very much. Theres a card. Theres a message. Hold on here. Lets hope its in big print. Kathie lee and hoda, we thought you might be a little thirsty. Enjoy. Thank you so much for playing along. Were already cooking up new challenge ideas for 2014. Cheers. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. We have to do it again . No, were not doing it again. Jerry, can we give this to you . Its so huge. We know you have a very big back problem. Hoda doesnt care. I do, jerry. Thank you, jerry, what a man. We have lots to celebrate. We are going to los angeles, everybody. Just in time for a noreaster coming here in new york. Were going to have some fun. Its going to be a big west coast party. All the details are coming about, even as we speak. Things are changing even as we speak. Go to klgandhoda. Com for the details on where to see us. Were going to have a lot of fun guests. One of them is Blake Shelton is going to be with us. We want you to come. Bring creative signs, because if you have good signs out there from whenever were broadcasting. Which well be announcing soon. We may put you on tv for that. We hope you guys will join us. Nothing is worse than if youre out trying to have some fun and nobody is there. You have to come. The fact that its this weekend, no excuses. Yes, a saturday and a sunday. You have nothing going on. Later its tuesday and wednesday, you know, call in sick. So, heres the deal. Yesterday you got in a lot of trouble. We did. Im not in trouble. We talked about that godaddy add, remember that one . What hes godaddy . Its some kind of web something. You can buy web sites or something. See, theyve gotten more press, but nobody knows what go daddy is. Anybody here know what godaddy is . You buy websites. Okay, so heres the thing, we showed you the video of bar refaeli kissing the geeky guy. We did. Hes a geeky guy and he admits it. We were saying, wow, is it that people dont like to watch very, very attractive people making out with other people . Everyone wrote in and they were very upset. They said it had nothing to do with who was more or less attractive, what grossed them out was the sound, the slurping sound. So lets listen. Et your domain and website at godaddy. Com. We were doing our own sound effects. I didnt hear anything the first time. I dont think it was the hearing. I think people were just saying that. Up i dont think it was the sound. When smart meets sexy, which ones sexy and which ones smart . That was the whole point of the thing. That is what it said . I didnt even notice it. That will ferrell one was equally cringy. Will ferrell, were used to seeing him do crazy antics. Look here. People are saying in general they dont like these pda things. We did a poll on our web site. We asked if you think watching making out is gross or not, Something Like that. You know what it doesnt explain . Apparently, theres a huge, huge market for something called porn. Right. Now, if people say its the sounds that made them sick, then why are so many of you watching porn, okay . Thats a good, good question. We want you to go on our facebook and tell us if youre mad at us again. They are not mad at me, i dont read this stuff. Its you, hoda. You have an awful lot to do with it, account for. It is bad when you read things. Sometimes its better not to know. I dont know. I dont want to know. I dont care. My joy is not negotiable. If you drank a lot in your lifetime. Or did lots of other things that are really, really bad for you. What would you look like in ten years . Theres a little test, its prevention magazine. Ten questions. They have a website and you can figure out. We have the questions, how often do you feel tired a lot, do you smoke, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Food vices. Choices are all kinds of different things. Then they take your photo somehow, through magic, then alter it. I think you submit it. Maybe. Its magic. It happens magically. Lets see what our results are. Heres the before pictures of us and the after. Okay. Apparently. Okay, thats me in ten years . At the age of 70 . You just look whiter. Thats pretty cool. A little jowlier. Im not thrilled about it, but ill take it. Oh, not good. I look the same. Its the jowls. I already have that going on, i dont care. You said you dont wear any sunscreen at all. Unless its in the lotion i previously you dont buy it because it has sunscreen in it. It just happens to be in there. We had a thing yesterday where we talked about kathie lee likes her things orderly. Usually we get cards, like hoda had before. I dont know where they are. Everythings broken here. Regardless of what youve read. And everythings broken, and so we got these yesterday. I thought, well, thats fun. Very nice and orderly. Hoda did this to hers. I like to have shorter sheets. And sheets with this on it with nothing that can help you at all. We asked why is it you like things so precise with such precision and why do i have piles of rippedup things. Yes, that are useless. We reached out to psychiatrist dr. Janet taylor whos a doll, we like her a lot. This is what she said about each of us, kathie lee, you are conscientious, planned, targeted for achievement no matter what the circumstance, youre disciplined, youll say, wait a minute, lets figure this out first, think it through. Hoda is open, going with the flow, creative, adaptable, will think, whatever, ill make this work. You know what, its true. . Absolutely right on. She has an advantage, she knows us. She does know us. Lets find somebody with no idea who we are. Youre right. See what they say. In addition to this party thats going to be going on all throughout the show, we are going to go outside for the last few minutes of our show, because mt. Rockefeller is outside. We are going to have another contest. Apparently the olympics begin in one year from today. They will not be sending us, because they are terrified of an international incident, but thats all right, well celebrate with them. We are going to go down mt. Rockefeller. We saw those guys do theirs. Were going to show them how its done. Were going to get on that mountain. Im a little frightened. Yesterday, i was walking down to our gym, im holding bambino were going down to work out like we do every day. What happened . You slipped . Yeah. I dont know whats going to happen to me. Im scared. All right, were just getting the party started. A girl always ready for a good time. Kelly osbourne from the Fashion Police were going to talk to her right after this. [ coughs ] [ angry gibberish ] [ justin ] mulligan sir. Mulligan. Take a mulligan. I took something for my sinuses, but i still have this cough. [ male announcer ] truth is, a lot of sinus products dont treat cough. They dont . [ male announcer ] nope, but alka seltzer plus severe sinus does it treats your worst sinus symptoms, plus that annoying cough. [ angry gibberish ] [ fake coughs ] sorry that was my fault sir. [ male announcer ] alka seltzer plus severe sinus. 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I thou . . T you were a tax expert . Today, im a master plumber. Major tax stores advertise for preparers with no tax experience necessary. At turbotax, you only get answers from cpas, eas or tax attorneys all real tax experts. Than h r block stores and all other major tax stores combined. Todays style is brought to you by yoplait. Learn how to take your look from good to so good with tips from todays style experts. In todays style, rock royalty daughter Kelly Osbourne has been in the public eye for most of her life, but now she is known as a fashion critic on es Fashion Police. They had their own fashion bowl, and at the end of the show, each host did their own touchdown dance. Lets take a look at kellys. Wow okay. I wish we could look at joans. Joans was absolutely amazing. Was it . George shocked me in a way that i didnt think he possibly could. How so . Because, he came in, george doesnt wear jeans like that. Didnt occur to me they were going to be ripaway jeans. I had to literally get explained what a touchdown dance was and why they did it. When we were filming it, it was one of the funnest shows we filmed because none of us know anything about fool. I know a lot. When we get to commercial, tell me what the touchdown dance is, because that i dont know. Okay . Literally, honestly, we knew nothing. It was, as i say, more fun. I dont know how you guys just dont fall apart laughing. We do. Grammys are this weekend. Are you going to be on the red carpet again talking about things . I am. Im getting on a plane tonight to go back. I have Fashion Police in the morning, then we make predictions as well, on what we hope and think people are going to be wearing and stuff so we get a better idea of what is available on the red carpet right now. Its a lot of research, but the grammys are really fun. People like to go big. Nobody plays it safe at the grammys. Thats what i love. I really appreciate it. Which is more you than joan. Joan tends to love more of the traditional elegant style, doesnt she . Youre the one thats out there with the fashion. I do have purple hair. Yeah. But joan, you know, look at pictures throughout her career, people forget, like, shes always dressed incredibly. Yeah. She loves that. I look at all of her stuff from years ago and im like, do you still have that . You know what, constantly, to pay for her habit, shes addicted to fantastic clothes. Even in her house, what you would think is a wall isnt a wall, its a cupboard, closet. Where else do you have stuff hidden . Everywhere. Everywhere. A lot of these celebs are out on the red carpet. Whos standing out to you this year . In the music world . All the world. Music world, always going to be rihanna and adele for two different reasons. Adele because shes so classic and found her token style and is so eloquent and beautiful as well as elegant. Whenever shes on the carpet. And rihanna because she can go from, like, her caribbean, you know, east london street style to couture and have it be as equally mind blowing. When it comes to film, i think Kerry Washington has just taken the cake this year. Has she really . She somehow manages to pull off so many different trends at once and still make them work. Beautiful girl. Shes also really, really, really nice. Thats not supposed to influence your decisions, right . What you think about the person . I dont do that, but it is just one of those things when you look up to somebody so much for their fashion and you do meet them and they dont disappoint. What happens if you love somebody, seau love kerry and she shows up in a horrible outfit. What do you do then for a person you really love . They ask me what i think of it and i tell them the truth. You do . Yeah, i would want somebody to do the same for me, just like if i walked out with a boogey in my nose. Id want someone to tell me. I can agree with you there. 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Yes one Phillips Colon Health probiotic cap each day helps defend against these digestive issues. With three strains of good bacteria. [ Phillips Lady ] live the regular life. Phillips. Welcome back to today on this wines day wednesday. We have d. J. Mel in the house. Guys, hes cranking up some great music for us. We have Kathie Lee Gifford across the street, and in the studio, we are having a party as we wait for you. Look at the party, here it is. Hold on. Heres the party. Its coming. And go. Okay. Any who wait, come on, jerry. Jerry its stuck on the lights oh any who, it was going to it was going to be amazing. Hold on. Go ahead, joe this is the worst this is the worst ever all right. Whoo anyway, joe levy is the editor of billboard magazine. Kathie lee is across the street. We have special drink in honor of the grammys. We are going to start out with a margarita from margaritaville, apparently. Anyway, well have kathie lee do our thing. This lovely lady is from lake placid, florida. Who knew there was one . Which artist did not tie for most nominations at this years Grammy Awards . Fun, mumford and sons, frank ocean or beyonce. Tie . Did not tie, yeah. Its, you know, a onehour show. Fun . [ beeps ]. Youre going to love hodas book what was the question . What was the question . How many more of these would you like is the question. Did not tie for the most nominations, that would be beyonce. The others had six along with kanye west who had six and a guy from the black keys, dan ourback. Again, were having a margarita from margaritaville. Kathie lee, back to you. Finish the lyrics to this song, which is nominated for song of the year. What doesnt kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller we could barely hear it, guys. Its that Kelly Clarkson song, right . Get a little taller huh . Just because im over doesnt mean im gone . [ dings ] i dont know. Yes, yes. There we go. There we go. Whats the proper answer . Just because im lonely. It was correct. Kelly clarkson stronger. Now we go on to honoring toby keiths red solo cup. Cheers, cath. Back over to you. From philadelphia, name the artist whose song playing now is nominated for record of the year. Who is this . We are young fun . Apparently, nobody knows. [ dings ] answer is right. Fun, huge, huge pop hit. And now i guess were honoring the neil diamond song red, red wine. I love being inside for this segment. Kathie, over to you. Yeah yeah. Im having fun, too. Youre from new jersey. True or false, british boy band one direction is nominated for best new artist . True . [ buzz ] so sad. Thats surprising, right . Thats a shame. Youre going to love the book. Many accomplishments this year, besides being on the today show, two new albums at number one, sold more than a million copies in the space of one calendar yea