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KNTV Today July 19, 2013

She got a spray tan. I love well, ive never done this before and my daughter, were going off for a little mother daughter trip. She said, some come on, mom. Get it with me because its all organic. Its called zen bronze. You go in naked . I havent been naked for 24 years. How does it work . I put on a bathing suit for the first time in about ten years. And you go in and you stand, and a lovely lady named donna did it. And then you cant look at her arms. I know it. It just looks gorgeous on cassidy. And then i realized, well, cassidy is going to be 20. So of course she looks gorgeous. Theres only one person darker. Tan mom. Put me up against tan mom d and see how so i have a ways to go. Nice. Spot on. Okay. There are some issues that have come out today. I dont know if you saw the cover of Rolling Stone. Its not officially on newsstands yet but theyve released the cover. And theres a picture of the boston bombing suspect. I didnt realize thats a picture he took of himself. Its a selfie. Dzhokhar tsarnaev. And theres a lot of controversy about this picture because a lot of folks are looking at that and saying that they are glamorizing this guy. They made him look rock starrish, a la jim morrison, who has been on the cover of that magazine also. And some places have decided thats the jim morrison cover. Right. Some people decided not to carry this magazine. Cvs decided against it. Several companies. Yeah. And i think its certainly their right. People are outraged. I guess some sort of a poll was taken. 90 of the people said it went way too far. Way too far. Apparently the article inside, which nobody is really talking about, is quite tough on him, right . It talks about how a kid goes from what seemingly was a good kid when he was young and then what happened along the way and they describe him as a monster in some of their writings. So i think when you see the cover, i think it because it looks like its treated. It looks like it almost looks like its photoshopped a little bit. With the shadow and all of that. There are young girls out there saying thats so disturbing. These young girls. Oh, he couldnt be guilty of that. Hes so cute. Hes too cute. Im in love with dzhokhar. Then youre in love with a murderer. Well, remember, it was ted bundy. It was the same thing back then. When theres a goodlooking i dont think hes good looking. Maybe its because i know his soul is so black, you know, so dark. When cvs decided not to sell this i think we just had a statement there that is here. Hang on a second. Cvs basically heres their statement. As a company with deep roots in new england and a strong presence in boston we believe this is the right decision out of respect for the victims of the attack and their loved ones. And Rolling Stone went on to say the cover story were publishing this week falls within the tradition of journalism and Rolling Stones longstanding commitment to thoughtful coverage of political and social okay. Youre not old enough to remember this. But when they put Charlie Manson on the front. It caused a big but if you are talking about the news, the news is often made by evil people. And so what do you do . Put somebody nice on the cover . But then hide the other on the inside . I dont know. And sometimes people try to use a very controversial cover just to get people to buy the magazine. And weve seen it on different levels. You know, this is obviously a completely different level. But when demi moore was naked on vanity fair people wanted to see the article or there was someone was breastfeeding on the cover of time magazine. Its a business. So youve got to create some interest and some buzz. Okay. You know whos creating buzz . Honey booboo. Okay. Honey booboo is back. Arent you thrilled . This is interesting. Theres a new way we found out yesterday to watch honey booboos show. People say when you watch the show you always wonder what it smells like. Because they talk about a lot of smells apparently. So in People Magazine and us weekly they put one of these scratch and sniff things in the magazine so when you watch the show you are supposed to scratch off number 1 when number 1 came up on the screen and number 2 and number 3. Were going to watch a clip and scratch off and smell as it happens. Okay. Our own version of pork and beans. Lets get frying. Im hungry. Logan. 3. That was 3. Pork and beans. Instead of hot dogs were going to put logan in it. Definitely smells like pork and beans. It sure does. What was that other one . 4. Whats happening . Hold on. Cookies. More butter. More slippery. Yeah, okay. I like that. 5. This is nbc news. This is excellent. Ooh. Putrid. What was that . That was the exhaust from the gokarts. Is there anything gross or is that it . No, thats all. Gee, that was fun. Watch and sniff. By the way, they are taking this honey booboo decided shes no longer going to go into modeling. No, her beauty pageants. Beauty pageants. She doesnt have time with her very, very big career. Okay. Good for her. Emmy nominations. They are out, you guys. Put the ruler down, hoda. No, because why is this here . You know why thats there. You want to talk about the emmy nominations or quickly, the emmys. A lot of people will be looking at these emmy nominations and go, what is that show . Who is that person . Because a lot of people dont they dont watch everything on netflix. But netflix made history. That show house of cards, which is so awesome. Youve been talking about it for since it came on. Oh, my god. Yeah. That was nominated for an emmy. Thats going against Downton Abbey and a bunch of great, great, great shows. But you said kevin spacey is amazing in it. He is. And veep got nominated. Your favorite. So did julia. A lot of some surprises. Check out the whole list of nominees and congratulations to everybody. We have a ruler on our set. Why do we have one, hoda . Okay. So here it is. We have a ruler on our set because we were talking about the average size. Of . A mans johnson. Its a word were allowed to use. So the average size in case you are wondering if your name is johnson. You know what im saying . The average size johnsons johnson. The average size of a mans johnson, according to surveys, is Indiana University asked over 1,600 men. Asked them. So you know theyre lying. Theyre just telling whatever they want. So the correct the average size is 5 1 2. So here is 5 1 2. I dont even want to use the word but that means an erect johnson. Wow. Okay. Anyway, 5 1 2. So but heres the bad news. What is the bad news . Kinsey did a survey years ago. And guess what . One of the earliest penis sizes you had to say it once. Was conducted by Alfred Kinsey in the 1950s. So apparently they said the smallest. 1. 6 inches. Well, thats no, the before. It used to be 6. 25. 6 1 4. So johnsons are shriveling. But the smallest johnson is 1. 6 inches. And the largest johnson they said was 10. 2. Why are we talking about this . I didnt want to and someone did. But we have to do a shoutout to one of the crew members. Speaking of johnsons. We made him a very popular guy. He was on our show yesterday. Kathie lee was comparing her hairdo to yosef. If you remember, yosef is the one without hair and kathie lee looked like and everyone said oh, my god, yosefs cute. Hes adorable. Hes got a great personality. And he had just said to us the other day that you were ready to find someone to be in a relationship with. I didnt think that would be on the air, though. You work at nbc news. These things happen. So heres the deal. A bunch of people saw you and thought you were cute. Hard not to think that. Of course. Here it is. Lara wrote in, yosef is a hottie. Jenny wrote, hello, yosef. Thats nice eye candy. And stacy said, is yosef single . Because hes one good looking guy. Yes, he is. And hes a sweetheart. So we would like to well, we would like to make your dreams come true and get in touch with some of these ladies and maybe have a dating game thing. Lara or jenny or any of these ladies of the thousands that wrote in and do a my mom is going to be proud. Ill work on that. This one wait. This one youre not going to need a drink for. We love bruno mars. This song is just fun and poppy. Its kind of it feels like the jacksons. Its called treasure. Take a listen. Cant hear you guys. Cant hear it at all. I dont think theyre playing it yet. Theyre not playing it. Okay. They started to play it. Go. Give me your give me your attention baby yeah, sounds just like the jackson five. A Little Something about myself youre wonderful, ooh, youre a sexy lady here comes the chorus youre going to love. Like you want to be someone else whoa i know that you dont know it but youre fine so fine fine, so fine whoa, im going to show you when youre mine all mine it feels like summer to me. Here it comes. Treasure that is what you are okay. Youre my golden star youre my golden star . Golden star. It rhymes. There you are, golden star. I love bruno mars. I think hes extraordinarily talented. This is not my Favorite Song of his. But anyway. Okay or not okay . I love bruno mars. I can have a favorite and not love every one. I know, but thats a good one. Its better than most of your choices. Is it okay or not okay to keep exotic pets at home . And heres what we had to say about that. Your pets, like your partner, should be chosen with care. Consider their Bathroom Habits before you make a commitment. Ew, you went there . Uhhuh. Yes, its okay as long as its legal. Cozy up with any animal youd like. You sure have. Thats rude. Wow. Rude. True. We have a big, big show coming up. You know whos with us . Wanda sykes. She is so hysterical. And two lucky ladies are going to leave our studio with brand new looks. Theres wanda. We love her look. And were going to have the results in just a few minutes. Wanda sykes is an actress, author and awardwinning comedian who Entertainment Weekly once named one of the 25 funniest people in america. Now wanda has a new comedy special coming up herlarious which features upandcoming female comedians. Great . As well as wandas unique brand of humor. In this clip youll like this. Wanda spoofs spiritual adviser and tv host eeianla vanzant who in real life hosts a show called fix my life. But this is called fix my tire. Hi. Youre iyanla vanzant. I sure am, my beloved. Hey, fix my flat. I can try, boo. This is not your problem. Its the inner tube that we must deal with. I wanted your family to be here as well. Its your big sister im interested in at the moment. Miss tire, youve got a weight problem. You need to let some air out. Dont you hiss at me. You are crazy. Who are you . The best stuff comes from real life, doesnt it . Yes, it does. All humor comes from truth. It really does. I love this whole concept. This herlarious thing. Im very excited about it. We shot everything right at harpo. And it was just a great experience. Pretty much do what you want . Thats the best. When the suits come in and try to change what is innate and natural to a performer, it doesnt work. It never does. Youve got to let them go. Did you have to clean it up for own . No. No. Theres cursing. Can you say johnson . Well, we yeah, we say we can say johnson but we can say the other thing, too. Richard . We can say richard. We can go to richard. All the way. How did you find the comedians who were in the show with you . How did you pick them . Rehab. No, you know, i just was going i know a lot of comics. And the producers that she sent me some comics. We just looked at the material. At their tapes and stuff. Yeah. At their tapes. And said you know, this one, this one, this one. Some of them were just so funny that i knew i wanted to have them on. Thats got to be gratifying, too. Because you were that person once too. Right. That couldnt get a break. That couldnt get somebody to say, you know, what i see something in you. So it must be great to be changing peoples lives, too, giving them an opportunity to take your job. I hope so. Hope they dont take your job. Did you just fly in from france last night . I did. Im a mess right now. You are . Yeah. You look good. I wasnt even like in paris. I was in the south of france. That aint bad. Yeah. You dont want to be in paris this time of year. You want to be in the south of france. Yeah. But the thing is i had a 7 30 train to get to charles de gaulle. I fell asleep on the train and missed my stop. Oh yeah. I missed my flight. Why did you fall asleep on the train . I was drinking the night before. If you really want to know. Yeah. Theres a story there. Were you drinking a fine french wine or were you tequilaing it . I was vodka. I was down with the vodka. My brotherinlaw. We were drinking all night. You lost your phone. Thats the worst no, someone stole my phone. Oh. Yeah. Are you sure . You put your phone down in france, its gone. Whose numbers are in there . Are they going to find somebody yours. Oprah. And your pin code. Obamas number is in there. Obama. I got some sexy pictures. The government knows all about it already anyway. There you go. All right. Great. Well, were looking forward to this special. It sounds terrific. And theyre going to show the first one that aired last week at 9 00 and then the second one at 10 00 because last week we got kind of its going to be a marathon. What happened last week . Last week we premiered at 10 00 p. M. On saturday right when the jury decided to oh who the hell lets a jury make a verdict on a saturday . Ive never heard of it, actually, before. Isnt that crazy . Dont rain on your parade like that. What did you think of the whole paula deen thing . We just wanted to ask you. Paula deen . I put it this way. She said shes only said the n word once but now that shes lost her whole empire im pretty sure shes saying it a lot more. Oh. Do you feel bad for her at all . I do. I do. Yeah. I feel bad for her. I do. Okay. Wanda, thanks for coming to see us. You are herlarious. Thank you. You can catch her special on o. W. N. , own network. Coming up, the online video that will give you a giggle this week. Sara has something webtastic when we come back. Billion cups of coffee every week without a second thought. 5hour energy has less caffeine than some starbucks coffees, plus it has vitamins and nutrients. Its simple. Caffeine with vitamins and nutrients. Its the combination that makes it so great. Before you make a decision, get the facts. Try a sip and find out why so many people love 5hour energy. Causing dark marks to become visible. 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This girl starts to play with him and have a little fun. And he might be getting out of the car momentarily. Lets see. Come on now. Get in there. Thats a great song. Its by pharrell. How can you not dance to this . It was actually shot by a youtuber. Look at this guy. Hes got moves. Are you sure this isnt a plant . No. Legit. Thats why everyone else is standing still, because the girl just kind of went with it. Look at that guy, though. Okay. Now, there might be a little bit of something we dont actually see on here but at the end she gives him a big hug and a little kiss. Did he just turn around and go the other way . He turned around and got out of there. I dont think that would happen in new york. Probably not. All right. Thank you, baby. Ready, set, show us our Makeover Team transforms two ladies from the plaza. Were going town veil the amazing results after your local news. Were back on this thirsty thursday with more of today. Its time for another installment of the plaza ambush makeovers. Where we pluck two lucky ladies off the plaza and surprise them with a new look. Contributor and stylist to the stars louis licari la, la, la, la, la and today contributor and contributing editor at people style watch and author miss jill martin. Hi, kids. How is everyone today . How is the group . Hot out there. People steamy hot and a hairy situation. Thats all ive got to say. Ooh, a hairy situation. All righty, then. Lets start with our first lucky lady. Her name is Barbara Brown. Shes 36 years old from given, nebraska. A selfdescribed tomboy. She never wears a dress. Never wears makeup. She was a little anxious but excited to get glammed up for the day. Lets listen to her story. Okay. Well, an exciting day because you werent expecting this, but i know you want this for your daughter. Yes. Tell me why she deserves it. Shes hardworking. Shes never had one done before. And i think she deserves it. And i know your brothers are really excited. What do you guys think . I think she earns it, definitely. Yes, i hear you with that one. These are men of few words. Okay. So i see this body. Take a look at this body. I think were going to give you a whole new york city glam look and youre going to look fabulous. I know youre nervous. Are you ready . Oh, yeah, im ready for it. Thanks. Shes ready and shes here with the gang. Her dad robbie. Raise your hand robbie. And her brother wait a minute. And her brothers you know, we dont judge around here. So theres robbie, robert and robbie. I cant get it straight over here. Okay. And two fathers. Keep your blindfolds on. Heres Barbara Brown before. Barbara, lets see the new you. Dont take them off yet, guys. Right here. All right, guys. Take off your blindfolds. Take t

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