He was like a turkey. He came out big and chunky and now hes tall and lean. He sure is. It is the very sad anniversary as well of the 50th anniversary of president kennedys assassination. It is, yeah. Still a lot of questions out there about that whole thing. And it is funny how this is one of those things that when this anniversary came around, it has been in every paper for a week or more. Something that captured a lot of people remembering where they were when it was actually announced. You were not born then. I was like a lot of august babies, august 1964, all of those babies were conceived during a dark time when everyone was scared. People needed comfort. Yes. Speaking of comfort, lets move on. These are great pictures. You want comfort. Youve been sending in all week long, were so grateful, your pictures with you and your doggies. There was hoda with blake. Look at his eyeball. Get off me. Off. Off. Thats what hes saying. There is kathie. With my rembrandt. I have a crummy one and you have a good one. You saw the pictures. You sent us photos of you sleeping with your puppies. Oh. Thats like marmaduke. So cuddled up. How adorable are they . What are some other ones . I guess well let cats in. I didnt know cats were going in, amanda, but look at that puppy drinking out of our mug. Thats cute. Yeah, thats wine. You know that old joke, it never fails, never fails. You note difference between how much your wife loves you and your dog loves you . You can put them both in the trunk and four hours later see which one is happy to see you when you let them out. I love that one. Its an early friday funny. If you were wondering of a way you can think outside the box during thanksgiving, the turkey, the trimmings, we thought we would give you decent ideas on turkey out there, kind of i guess not alternatives, but just theyre alternatives, yes. Baskin robins has come out with the turkey ice cream cake. It is glazed with caramel. Caramel. Whatever. Praline. Praline. Whatever. Coating. Look at this. Look how it looks. It looks im sorry, i know what theyre going after and it is sweet, but it looks like a gynecological something. Oh it just does. It looks like the turkeys ready for an exam. The smear, if you know what i mean. There is also youre not going to taste that, are you . Apple cranberry stuffing ice cream. Heres the thing. Sweet potato and candied pecan. Looks all the same. I bet that tastes great. Salted caramel thanksgiving turkey. Here is the thing. I like things to taste the way theyre supposed to taste. I like my mothers stuffing. I dont want ice cream to taste like stuffing. Im a purist and a traditionalist. We have potato chips the other day and they tasted like french toast, pringles. I dont like that at all. Im happy for those of you that love it. A pack of these flavors is 65. Were drinking it is called stringy jack pumpkin wine. Im sure a lot of people are going to like it. Im going to tell you right now, i smelled it, im not going to like it. You taste it. I dont want to hurt these people. I bet theyre its not its spicy. Tastes like a like a cider. A cidery kind of wine. Dont drink it. You wont like it. I know. I dont want to hurt these people. I bet theyre lovely. 16 at ltewinery. Com. Okay. Anyway. Now something i love. We have been waiting for this. You may need this after thanksgiving. All righty then. What are they called . Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear. Why is girouard off today . I wanted girouard. [ flatulence noises ] we wanted girouard to model these for us, dag gone it. These actually have a carbon back panel that [ flatulence noises ] these are scientific. They absorb the odors of flatulence. Anything. Odor vapors become trapped. And it is all in this little neutralized by the garment and it is reactivated by just throwing it in the washer. Is there a panel back there . A panel thing in there that apparently is scientifically guaranteed to stop this from happening. [ flatulence noises ] oh, gosh. That is so sick. Theyre 30. They come in mens or womens. In case youre wondering. 30. [ flatulence noise continues ] i do have to say, you know what, that never gets old. Can we do it the whole show, please . Every time. Im going to wear these on my head. Scooter mcgrude, we love him. He comes up with those little poor baby, how can he be funnier than this . Nothing. He came up with 100 things you should never say one more, one more, please, please. One more. [ flatulence noise ] okay. 100 things you should never say to a cop. Take a look. I am not here. Had some complaints about the noise. I have complaints about your breath. My god. I was not speeding. Do you brush your teeth. You ned to start flossing. I didnt know i was speeding. My eyes are shut. This isnt even my car. I stole it. If i were you, i would let me go. You are dreaming. Youre dreaming. Here you go, officer. Thats the fake one. You dont see that . I dont know how fast i was going. I was on the phone. I was texting. No, i dont know how fast i was going. I bet you going to tell me, though. Bad boy, bad boy, what you gonna do. Dont you have anything else better to do . Those are pretty good. Those are pretty good. Not as funny as your friday funny. Thank you, facebook fan gabby stone. The husband and wife are in the Grocery Store doing their weekly shopping. As they walk down the beer aisle, the husband grabs a 12 pack and puts it in the cart. Put that back, says the wife. Were on a budget right now and you dont need beer. Husband lets out a sigh and puts the beer back on the shelf. As they continue shopping, they turn down the beauty aisle. The wife says, we need to stop so i can get my face cream. Why you to need that, says the husband. His wife turns to him with a flirty look and says, because it makes me beautiful, honey. Makes me look beautiful. Her husband looks back at his wife and says, so does the beer and it is half the price. Thank you, gabby. Not as funny as a great [ flatulence noise ] thank you. Delayed. All right. Timing is everything. Okay. Johnsons baby of the week, time for that, we celebrate new moms and adorable additions to their families. First johnson baby of the week, ella mary lenae wicks. Born september 21st in pittsburgh, pennsylvania. Her mom says her daughter loves the family poodle, sam. And theyre already best friends. Our next johnsons baby of the week is Cooper Matthew dunning born october 1st in amherst, new york. His parents offered this advice to parents, dont worry about doing everything right, all parents make little mistakes. Now to a baby born on october 2nd in georgia. Mckenzie rayne johnson. Her daughter is already looking at the world around her. Our final johnson baby of the week is annika sky nielsen. Im so sorry. Annika sky nielson. She was born september 24. Her middle name is sky, because both parents are pilots in the national guard. Her dad is currently stationed in antarctica, but hell be home in time for thanksgiving. If you want a chance for your baby to appear in our todays johnson baby of the week, go to klgandhoda. Com. Were wearing purple today. I am. Hoda didnt get the memo but she has it in her heart. Today is purple with the purpose day. To support those in the fight against pancreatic cancer. It is currently the fourth leading cause of cancer death in the u. S. , anticipated to become the second by 2020. Wear purple today to show your support. You will later when you change for lunch. I will later. Real quick, dont forget, were doing that thing called cut the creep. That music doesnt help. It is about weight creeping up on you during the holidays. If you want to put the brakes on that, madeleine wants to help you. Well pick three women who usually gain weight during the holidays and all they want to do is maintain. 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With more b vitamins, which help convert food to energy, and help mike do manly things, like wrestle bears and take out the garbage. Get 2 off at oneaday. Com. Whether youre battling through a divorce or recently lost your job, it sometimes is hard to pull yourself back together and get back on track. Here to help you is Leslie Jane Seymour editor in chief of more magazine and dale atkins. And one of our viewers, jennie praul whose plea for help on our Facebook Page caught our attention. Welcome beautiful ladies. We should start with jennie. You did something very brave. You got on our Facebook Page and you had been married for many, many years and suddenly your life just kind of hit the skids, didnt it . It did. Tell us what happened. I met my husband when i was 13 years old and he was 14 and we have been together ever since and married 33 years, been together almost 40 years and just like everybody, challenges in our marriage, and in the end, he decided to go his own way. And so starting out all over again. Your divorce is almost final. Not quite. Right. You found yourself sort of alone for for a time. And you said no particular skills in terms of a job opportunity. Right, yeah. It was a wife and mom and i loved it and i did my job very well and it is worth something. It is. In cases like jennies, a lot of women say, i want to pull the covers over my head, want to curl up, you dont know what to do, do you . It is very hard. I want to say she looks so amazing. I read her Facebook Page, i was, like, what am i looking for, look how great she is, shes beautiful, pulled together. One of the first things you can do is start pulling together, if you really dont know where to start, get together a group of people who have been with you since high school, some from when you were in your 20s, 30s, who can sit down with you and remind you of who you were, what your interests were, we call it a personal board of directors. And that might get you started. You can make a list of skills you may have forgotten about, passions that you may have forgotten about, and they will say, i always remembered you as a great, you know, turkey trainer. Loved horses. She loves. And you can then at least start creating a list that way. And then somebody else might say, remember you were really good at math, or you were really good at organizing people. Things like that. Emotionally, sometimes it is hard to get there. It is very hard. I think the fact you started with sometimes we want to pull the cover over our heads, it is an important thing to recognize. And to allow yourself to know, my gosh, im really terrified. However, with what youre suggesting with getting your friends around you and family members who are close to you, you can then say, but wait a minute, little by little, ill step out. You reached out to kathie lee and hoda. You have friends. Thats the acknowledging of the fact that i feel this way, but what am i going to do next, it is very, very important. Then you can take these steps with work, and how you feel, and, you know what do you do about the resume gap, all of those things you can go forward because little by little youre feeling better about yourself and youre not doubting yourself. How do you go about getting a job when you dont you dont have a lot of skills that are applicable, what should you do . Thats one of the things you do, assemble your group and what you have to remember, the hard thing today, i hear so many people say, i sat around and i sent out thousands of resumes and no one is responding and im doing all this on social media and thats because 70 to 80 of jobs stay because of the crisis were in are done by who do you know . And i heard about this and the networking and it is really a fact that it is a study and it is who do you know, i heard there is an entry level here, i heard there is something going on here. Thats also part of the networking. What is the thing youre most afraid of, jennie . Life. Im afraid of starting all over again. I lived an entire life the first 52 years and now ive got an entire life ahead of me and i have no idea how to take the first step. Not knowing. Yeah. That can be a great thing, cant it . That is the opportunity. And thats the joy. And at 52, we have and beautiful. And beautiful. We have the opportunity to look and see we have a wisdom that we didnt have at 22. When people say back on track, i always say, wait a minute, you dont want to go back on that track, that track is gone. You want to build your new track. And what does it look like and what is it about . Youre not starting over. Youre starting now. And when you start now, you have all of your skills, you have all of your strengths, you have a whole world about yourself that you are going to bring to this next job, relationship, everything is based on who you are now. When people say to me, i dont know what happened to my life, i dont have a life anymore, you dont have that life, but so much of what you still have is still in you, and thats what you put as you go forward. Her passion is horses. Dont you think you should go into every day you wake up, go where your passion is. Horses and art. I have value, and i know i have something to bring to the table. But, like you said, on a resume, it doesnt look that we want to know what happens with you. Keep us posted. Im sorry we cant let this discussion go on and on. Were so glad you did get in touch with us. Thanks so much. Let us know how youre doing, sweetie. Were going to save you a ton of money. But your fear of knives, this is amazing. Something for your Holiday Shopping list. 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Theyre out, and then you dont have to put them away. This makes it really easy. You can do this with all your other stuff for your desk, baby things, et cetera. This is another why didnt we think of this invention. What is it . These are key socks. No show socks. We have a picture of three different models showing different ways to use it. But when you have pants and you want to be warm and want to show the bit of the heel, isnt that so smart . Cute. Such a good idea. So kudos to this person, key socks. Com, genius idea, 12 a pair. I love that. Last but not least, claire sonic has made so much buzz in the Beauty Industry with how it helps clean makeup off your face. This is sort of the comparison in the beauty world where this buzzes, a beauty buffer from pop, and it will help you spread with Sonic Technology the cream or foundation all over your face evenly and a lot of people are excited about this. I did try it. I have to say your skin looks glowing. It helps with the circulation. My favorite part is it depuffed my morning eyes. When do you mean it buzzs . It buzzes and puts your cream or foundation so it is like wax on. And then wax ah and then wax off. Its working. Thank you, bobbie. Everything is online. Everything is online. If youre looking for an age appropriate movie for your kids our panel of real moms is here to tell you. And if you want to erase the wrinkles on your face, we have the latest cure. Right after your local news. Were back on this try day friday with more of today and real moms. The ladies who gathered to review the latest family films. Jessica shaw, Senior Writer for entertainment weekly. Mother of three tara mcnamara, im sorry. Thats a little far away from me, im old now, a fan dango film mom. And joy reed, mom of three and managing editor of thegrio. Com. Hello, ladies. Shall we start . Hunger games, everybody is in. What do we think . Catching fire. This is part two. It is really, really good. I loved part one. Part two is gorgeous. The costumes are insane. The scenery, they shot in hawaii, it is incredible. What i like about it is though there is violence, because katniss and pete peeta, theyre on their victory tour, they have to fight another round of game, the violence is not sensationalized. Thats what you hated about the first one. I cringed. What age do you think this film is for . I think 11 plus. 11 is the youngest. Know your kid. Most of the intense scenes like that are off camera, and it is more about the psychological trauma of it for katniss. I think it really puts the weight in it. Did you like . I loved the film. My kids read the book and are interested in it. The series was target toward tweens. Thats the age group which the hunger games took off. My kids loved it. My youngest is going with a bunch of friends, 14 years old, and theyre all going to see the film in a big group. It has a built in constituency and as a parent, you love it too. It is great action, great costumes, beautifully shot. So raves. Raves. Disn