The interview also revealed that trump eats a fair amount of fast food because, according to him, at least you know whats in it. laughter you know whats in it . Donald, the only thing we know less about than whats in fast food is what is in your tax returns. cheers and applause then good dr. Asked the 70year old candidate to diagnose himself. When you look into the mirror, how old is the person you are looking at . What do you see . I would say, i see a person thats 35 years old. cheers and applause stephen 35 . Donald, thats not your reflection, thats your wife. Beautiful woman jon cold blooded its true. Stephen beautiful woman. Trump also said he doesnt exercise that often but, even, so hes good enough at golf to play with the pga. Thats a real medical shocker. Judging by the size of his hands, i would have guessed minigolf. piano riff which, according to a new survey out of the university of california, overall, most u. S. Men are satisfied with their genitals. So satisfied, in fact, that many would like to text you a picture of them. The researchers behind this survey came up with a scale called the index of male genital image, also known as tinder. This index asked how men felt about every aspect of their genitals, such as penis length, girth, shape, and scent. Look, fellas, if you can get your nose close enough to smell your own genitals, first of all congratulations. laughter second of all. Second of all. When do you ever go out . laughter researchers found that out of the nearly 4,000 men surveyed, a total of 86 were classified as satisfied with their penises. While the other 14 said, yes, of course im satisfied. Why, what did you hear . You know, if there was some way they could be surveyed, im not sure if the penises would be all that satisfied with the men they were attached to. Ehh, hes okay. Could be a little taller. Also, why wont he let me sleep . Now, say hi to jon batiste and stay human, everybody . cheers and applause stephen you know, one of the stephen you know, one of the other issues people have been talking a lot about this election is the clinton foundation, and whether big donors received favors from Hillary Clinton when she was clinton foundation, it has done real charity work earthquake relief in haiti, expanded access to h. I. V. Drugs in africa, and one assumes theyre working on a cure for secret pneumonia. But now somebodys got to do it. But now trump is under fire for his charity, the Trump Foundation, because it gave an illegal donation to florida chairman who doesnt believe youre the theta material, pam bondi, when she was considering investigating fraud at trump university. And yesterday, we learned that new York Attorney general Eric Schneiderman is investigating trumps foundation. We dont know much about the Trump Foundation. All we know is that nearly all of the foundations money comes from people other than trump. And trump is truly generous with other peoples money. Police foundation for his selfless support of its cause. And thats unusual, because trump usually marries his trophies. cheers and applause again, beautiful. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. And this selfless gift truly had no self in it because the 150,000 he gave to the Palm Beach Police came directly from a new Jersey Charity who gave the money to his foundation. That 150grand couldnt be a more of a regift if it was on an itunes gift card. Best of all, in the trump charitable spirit, trump may have actually made money that night because the gala was held at his maralago resort, and the Police Foundation paid to rent the room. audience reacts thats the soul of charity you scratch my back, and i rent you a backscratcher. laughter but, one of the foundations office. Because in charity auctions, it spent 12,000 on a football helmet autographed by tim tebow, and 20,000 on a sixfoottall painting of donald trump. And i believe we have that painting. Do we have that, jimmy . laughter there you go. Yes. That, of course, is actually vigo the carpathian from ghostbusters two, but the first time i saw it this made it up. laughter it really looks like something he would buy. And with all this good work, its no surprise that the Trump Foundation has a staff of four trumps donald, ivanka, eric and donald jr. , who work a grueling halfhour a week, and that includes two 15minute breaks. laughter got to have em. You gotta rest. You gotta rest. But despite all this controversy, the Trump Foundation is continuing its charitable outreach with this new ad we somehow exclusively acquired. . . Every week, children like these are forced to work for dozens and dozens of minutes on a heartbreaking task trying to make donald trump look generous. Thats why the Trump Foundation needs your help. For just the coffee inside a new lexus you can help donald trump buy so many things, like some solid gold desktop clacky balls, a diamond trophy that says most charitable and a tiger signed by peyton manning. The Trump Foundation, arent you glad you helped out . cheers and applause well be right back with the star of blackish, Tracee Ellis Ross. . cheers and applause hey, need fast heartburn relief . Try cool mint zantac. It releases a cooling sensation in your mouth and throat. Zantac works in as little as 30 minutes. Nexium can take 24 hours. Try cool mint zantac. No pill relieves heartburn faster. Hello. Hi. Welcome. This is the chevy malibu. It was awarded most dependable midsize car j. D. Power. It looks great. Wow what is happening . Oh my gosh, its going up but the malibus not the only vehicle that was awarded. This is mind blowing. The chevy camaro, equinox, and silverado hd were awarded most dependable as well. 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When i heard you say it, i thought i like that sound cheers and applause stephen were you awake when they announced it . Stephanie anderson, with Anthony Anderson did the in front of my television. Hes a very energetic human. Stephen yes, he is. And so i was very excited for him. And when it got to my category, i thought, oh, my god, are they doing the e of the ellis or the r of the ross, and then i thought, they passed the es and then i got so excited i got up, ran around my dining room table, opened the front door, thought, what are you doing . There is nowhere to go call somebody stephen so you were running around screaming in your front yard . Totally. Stephen did the neighbors think there was a fire . Oh, theyre totally used to that. Stephen you just informed me of something i didnt know about, the emmys are alphabetized. I didnt know that. Anthony, when they did his category, his name was first. He must have picked the name aa, anthony not as good. Stephen your family celebrated when you got nominated. This is a fullpage ad, congratulations to my daughter Tracee Ellis Ross cheers and applause so sweet. I do want to point out that your mom, the font of mom is bigger than Tracee Ellis Ross. I hadnt actually noticed that. Stephen youre welcome. Its like a yearbook times a hundred. Stephen it is. Did anybody sign it . No, but you should sign it. Stephen hold on. Stay sweet. Have a great summer. You should make a heart or something. Stephen there you go. Thank you very much. Stephen well have this shellacked and framed. Exactly. stephen so we have been lucky enough, ive had a lot of fun with some of your costars, and ill ask you the same question, what is blackish . Okay. Stephen i dont know the black experience, i dont think i know the blackish experience. What is blackish as opposed to black . Okay. Stephen good question. Its the hot seat. 30 seconds on the clock. Expresses, being black is not a monolithic experience. Stephen mmhmm. So our show explores what it is to be black today and how that evolved and how its changing and what that experience is for this family. So that does not answer your question. Stephen no, anything answers my question. So thats really what it is. Its exploring what black is today. Stephen do you have to be black to be blackish because im definitely not black. Does anyone have a shot at being blackish . Could i have a shot at being blackish . To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question. laughter however. However, i understand that, within that question is your desire to be black. Stephen to understand each other is what my desire is stephen really . Yes. Stephen i am all white. laughter as a matter of fact, in websters, there is a little picture of me next to the word white. laughter you grew up all around the world. But i think the thing is, though, i believe in a colorful world. So its not about you needing to be something other than what you are. Its about two people celebrating what they are and finding the connection in that and the human experience. cheers and applause stephen you were a model when you started. A short time. Stephen a short, fun time . Yes. Lots of not eating. Stephen that doesnt sound like fun at all. There were a lot of beautiful clothes. When i was in my early 20s im 43 now so its a little bit ago, some modeling. Most of the photographers were like, could you stop talking and be sexy . I would be telling jokes and being silly. Stephen did you go to fashion week . I caught a show, i went to the marc jacobs show. I caught a show. Stephen wow. Did anybody get wobbly on the high heels . These were not high heels. They were platform extraordinary shoes. Though. Beyond high, four bricks on top of each other. Stephen i watch Fashion Shows like i watch nascar, im waiting for the ankles to snap. Thats terrible stephen why . Thats hilarious. What did you say, honeymoon salad . Stephen lettuce alone, no dressing. Where they put a lot of vodka and nothing else. Stephen just wave the vermouth bottle at it . Yes. Stephen abe would say 8 with the Early Bird Special with the scrod. He would do this every night. Just like i do. Not at all stephen you have a character. Yes. Stephen who is this . Clyde. Stephen this is actually you. Okay. speaking in french accent could i be offended clyde is boring because tracee is boring . My name is her name pronouncing name stephen could that mean mushroom . speaking french but i dont speak french, only speak with a french accent. Stephen so what would she make of my outfit . Oh, its nothing. Stephen nothing . No, its nothing, nothing is happening here, no style, its just clothing. Now, this. cheers and applause i will tell you, stefan, i want to be your friend. Stephen i want to be blackish. laughter blackish season three premieres september 21 on abc. 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That gentle tap on my shoulder means its time for. A late show polite reminder. Tonights polite reminder theres no need to reach for the pistol, or the plastic bag and the duct tape. Just step out of the bath and put that toaster down. You see, heres the polite reminder a tie between the candidates around this time in the campaign has happened in every election of this century. Romney and obama were tied around now. Obama and john mccain were tied on september 17 two days from now. George w. Bush and al gore are still tied. One of them won the vote, the cheers and applause its even so, of course hillary and trump are tied right now. Its inevitable. In fact, a latebreaking tie is almost as inevitable as you thought hillary was. And this has been the late show polite reminder. cheers and applause now, in a related story, National Polls show 7. 6 of voters are still undecided. Really . laughter given how passionate people are on both sides, how can you still be unsure . Thats like saying, hmm, what do i want for breakfast . Cheerios or a bowl of hornets . I bet they stay crunchy in milk. laughter and yet, everybody is checking the polls every day. Everyones desperate for any way to read the tea leaves. Well, the good people at snapple heres how it works you got two different bottles being put up this year. This tea with a red label, which could represent republicans, or Donald Trumps face. laughter and this tea with a blue label, which could represent democrats, or indicate the flavor secret bluemonia. laughter so go out and get whichever one suits you most. Its as easy as buying a candidate. Or a talkshow host because youre probably asking right now, youre probably asking yourself, was this a paid promotion of snapples delicious and fun teacision 2016 . Fun fact yes, it was and if youre one of the undecideds, heres what you do you just mix them together, all to buy twice as much snapple. 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Hanes xtemp technology. Because when youre cool, youre comfortable. . cheers and applaus stephen hey, everybody welcome back folks, my next guest tonight is the tony and grammy Award Winning star of the book of mormon and girls. Please welcome Andrew Rannells . cheers and applause thank you its been a while since ive seen you. Stephen it has. The first time you and i met, i had the great honor of introducing you at the tonys for the book of mormon. applause we had been doing the show but out of context like that its terrifying to be thrust on of people, however many people watch the tonys. But i was really scared and then that song started and i was, like, its going to be fine, its going to be fine, then all the moisture left my mouth, so i started singing, and i looked like either jim carrey from the mask or a coke whore i dont know what was happening. Stephen im sorry, what were the two choices . Which is oddly the same things i said i wanted to be when i grow up. laughter yes, but