captioning sponsored by cbs capt >> judge judy: you may love them. she doesn't. >> announcer: four little pigs create one big mess. >> judge judy: her pigs come in and destroyed your garden, your property. >> announcer: but her neighbor says, "in a pig's eye." >> judge judy: your defense is that somebody else's pigs did it. >> yeah, they were not mine. mine are penned. >> i have police reports, also, where she admits they're hers. >> judge judy: she says that they bite, they're annoying. don't smile. smiling is stupid and irresponsible. >> announcer: "judge judy." you are about to enter the courtroom of you are about to enter the courtroom of judge judith sheindlin. captions paid for by cbs television distribution laura taylor is suing her neighbor, kelli braunecker, for destruction of her property, caused by kelli's pigs. >> byrd: order! all rise! your honor, this is case number 331 on the calendar in the matter of taylor vs. braunecker. >> judge judy: thank you. >> byrd: you're welcome, judge.