Stephen youve got a lot of jobs to fill in your administration. Have you thought about who youre going to hire . What we are going to do is get the people that are criminal and have criminal records, gang members, drug dealers, we have a lot of these people. Stephen can we get specific . Sure. Stephen im going to throw out some names and you tell me if theyre being considered. For labor secretary, meatloafs less talented brother, casserole . Yes. Stephen for energy secretary, a coffee can with googley eyes glued on it . I found him to be terrific. Stephen and for secretary of education a pack of wild dogs. At the appropriate time, i will release them. Stephen so, do you see four years in office or eight years . 15 max. Stephen what would you say if i told you im going to edit this video in a way thats unfair to you and make it the open of my show . I will say this, and i will say right to the cameras stop it. Announcer the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Eddie Redmayne, Bernie Sanders, alton brown, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause whats going on . Hi, paul hey audience chanting Stephen Stephen hey, thank you so much, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. So how is your weekend . Mine was okay. Got a lot done around the house. I converted my panic room into a lets give him a chance room. laughter no difference, but the sign on the door are different. There are some positive signs. Today, barack obama held a press conference, where he emphasized the need for calm, then he left for greece. laughter hell probably be back. Do we still have his damage deposit . Okay, then hell definitely be back. In other seemingly normal news yesterday, trump named a chief of staff rnc chairman Reince Priebus, who is better known by his names anagram penisricearoni. laughter weve said it before. He knows. The chief of staff traditionally has a Strong Influence on the president , and priebus is an establishment republican who stood up to trump about his Divisive Campaign rhetoric. I later called him and said, hey, you know, we gotta kind of work on this language a little bit. After you called him, and you told him to tone it down, he didnt. No, he didnt. Stephen no, he didnt tone it down like i asked. He also kept calling me rinse pubis. laughter you know him, commanderinchief. Point is, trump picked an establishment republican chief of staff. So you can back off the ledge. Now get back on it, because this is trumps new white house chief strategist, and Robert Redford dredged from a river, steve bannon. Now hes best known for is running breitbart news. If youve never read brietbart, its the news your racist uncle gets sent to him by his racist uncle. Here are some actual headlines breitbart published under bannons leadership why equality and diversity departments should only hire rich, straight white men. Would you rather your child had feminism or cancer . Hoist it high and proud the Confederate Flag proclaims a glorious heritage. And bill kristol, republican spoiler, renegade jew. Now i know that sounds antisemitic, but it might be a compliment. Like how youd describe superhero jesus. Renegade jew could be the original title of the new testament. But its not. Yeah. Bannon is considered a leader of whats known as the alt right, an extreme Online Movement with ties to white supremacy. Heres how to understand the alt right think about whats right, and then think about the alternative to that. laughter applause but bannon wants to reassure everyone theres more to the alt right than that, saying, are there antisemitic people involved in the altright . Absolutely. Are there racist people involved in the altright . Absolutely. But i dont believe that the Movement Overall is antisemitic. So its not overall antisemitic. Come to my party the birthday cake is only part turd laughter eat up applause so glad you liked at the one. Im glad you liked that one. So thats the chief strategist. But remember, Reince Priebus is the chief of staff. Hell rein in the hateful rhetoric. Hey, you know, we gotta kind of work on this language a little bit. Stephen thatll sound a lot tougher once his testicles descend. laughter applause we are all surprised that trump is going to be the president. Its weird. It just feels weird. You know whos the most surprised . Donald trump. laughter last week, on his First Official visit to the white house, obama walked him through the duties of running the country, and mr. Trump seemed surprised by the scope. The scope of the job. laughter thats the thing about being a true outsider. You truly dont know how the inside stuff works its like a surgeon who prides himself on really knowing the outside of the body. You got the arms, you got the legs, how tough could this be . Lets cut him open ew, whats all this wet stuff . okay, lets start taking out parts and see if that stops it from rattling. applause yeah, yeah. By the end of take your president to work day, mr. Obama realized the republican needs more guidance. He plans to spend more time with his successor than president s typically do. Okay so trump will just follow obama around, learning as he goes, slowly assuming more and more responsibility. You know, like some sort of apprentice. laughter i would watch that. Jon exactly. I would watch that show, and now i have to. You guys watch 60 minutes last night . President elect trump sought to reassure a halftroubled nation with a message of hope. I would tell them dont be afraid, absolutely. But thats not what youre saying. I said it oh, i think, no, no, i think, i am saying it, ive been saying it. Okay. Dont be afraid. We are going to bring our country back. But certainly, dont be afraid. Stephen okay, dont be afraid. Thats kind of creepy serial killer talk. I dont remember a new president ever having to say that. applause oh, wait, wait, no. Thats not fair. Thats not fair. Thats not fair. After all, it was f. D. R. Who said, we have nothing to fear. Now dont be afraid. It puts the lotion on its skin. Jon he said that . Stephen im paraphrasing, obviously im not an historian laughter applause i have to do that every so often. Now regarding his Signature Campaign pledge to deport all 12 million illegal aliens, trump said theyre gonna immediately deport two million with criminal records, and as for the other 10 million . After the border is secured and after everything gets normalized, were going to make a determination on the people that youre talking about, who are terrific people, theyre terrific people but we are going stephen thats right, theyre terrific people. Theyre terrific people were going to put them on amazing buses and suspend their fantastic human rights its going to be a trail of tremendous tears because, for trump, theres only three types of immigrants criminals, terrific people, and wives. audience reacts jon oh, my applause stephen this is deeply worrying a lot of illegal aliens. And weve obtained foot an of one illegal alien reacting to trump. There are 2 million illegal aliens inside our country. Would you accept a fence . Certain areas. 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Nice to have you here. Lovely to meet you, too. Stephen double congratulations, obviously there is the movie everybodys excited about, but youre also a new father. Thats true, yes. Stephen how old is your dismawrgt. We have a little baby girl iries who is about four and a half months. Stephen shell never know a world where youre not in the wizardy world of harry potter. I never thought about that. Stephen does your wife have any chance of being as cool as you are . Dads a wizard, what is mom . She is pretty wizard like in her tolerance of me, but, no, shes pretty cool. Ive spent most of my life trying to be cool and she definitely wins that one. Stephen people ask me, what would your petronas be . Because your character have a petronas . He does. But there is a new petro us in finder web site and they basically ask you all these questions and there are all these algorithms that choose what your pra pa p pa trough na. They ask you all the questions and i did it once and it came up a bassett hound not threatening but kind of doughyeyed and i thought quite sweet. They said, do it again, as if they wanted newt to have a more hardcore petronas. And its statistically impossible to get the same one twice but office bassett hound twice. Stephen its official. Its official. Yep. Stephen Warner Brothers was nice enough to send over versions of newts commanders wands. Ive seen a few of these reproduced wands. Theyre very beautiful. Can you tell me anything about newts wand . Does he get frit mr. Olivander. It came from there. Stephen okay. When you talk to these guys, you have these long discussions, they present different kinds to you. This is ashwood, shell with mother omotherofpearl. Hes quite humble, but i saw everyone els and they were ferrarilike and i got severe wandenvy. Stephen ive read freuds treatise on that. laughter did no one ever teach you how to work your wand as a little boy . Well, what does one do . You have your own style . Well, firstly, you feel like youre waited all your life to get that moment. Stephen of course. There is nice flex to. This whats the core . I couldnt possibly tell you that. Stephen why . Because its top secret laughter but no, its interesting about how you use it because i bet you just went and watched all the harry potter films and tried to steal the best. Stephen how do you do this . It depends on what spell. Stephen yes. If i was doing a spell to summon something towards me, i would do an underarm. Stephen try to get this bottle of cureel from me. Ready. Stephen yes applause holy cow. Wow please be careful. Please, Eddie Redmayne, please be careful. Rafe heinz is the guy. He goes for the double over the head one. Stephen hed hold his like that. Thats great. Hes sphooky. Now whos the bad guy . There is not to be a bad giemplet please dont make me tell. There are Warner Brothers snipers. Stephen can you tell me who it is . I cant tell you. Antibacterial stephen ill take a little of that, too. applause there are rumors in subsequent films mr. Death is going to be in them. Can you confirm or deny whether mr. Death is going to be in the subsequent films coming up . No. Stephen fair enough. applause okay. Now, lets get away from the Wizarding World for a second and get to someplace nor magical to americans is british universities. You went to cambridge, right . Yes. Stephen hillston on here, he went to cambridge, too. Yeah. Stephen you went there the same time . Yeah. Stephen were you in the same college . What were you in . Were you in the same college there . No, we went to the same School Together as well. We basically go back a long way. Stephen wow, well, he studied something unbelievably impractical. She was a classics major, i dont know if you would call it like that. But you studied if something, if possible, less employable than that, you were what . An art historian. Stephen art historian. Tudied art history. Stephen studied art history. And your focus was on this, whatever your paper was on. Yes. Stephen this is what you did your work on. You studied this. 12,000 words. Stephen 12,000 words on this. This is a painting . A painting by a fycalled eve kline. He copyrighted the color. Stephen eve klines blue. Yeah. Stephen would you like to tell the people why writing 12,000 words on this is an unlikely choice for you . Well, i am color blind. applause stephen wait, what kind of color blind . Well, color blindness is a misunderstood thing because its not you see in black and white, you just confuse colors and whatever color that is, its very beautiful to me. laughter stephen you wouldnt necessarily say its blue or green . I did have to ask what color my tie was before coming on in case it clashed. Stephen so if i knew that you were color blind and i instead asked them to have me put up a card thats just green and tell you its a blue card, you wouldnt know whether i was doing that to you . No, i wouldnt. Stephen i have terrible news laughter its a blue card. Before we go, what do you say about whats the 12,000 words and what is basically a color swatch from Sherman Williams . laughter well, he was so obsessed with this color, which i have to say does it an injustice, because in real life its much morph vibrant. Stephen i like it. Matches my couch nicely. applause well, id love to read it sometimes. Eddie, thanks for being here. Fantastic beasts and where to find them, in theaters friday go Eddie Redmayne, everybody well be right back cheers and applause dislncht holidays are chaos in the best possible way. Its just a good, crazy time, everybodys having fun. This will be the first time theres a featured cold beverage, and im really excited about it. 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Thank you. cheers and applause stephen folks, my next guest is a former president ial candidate, a current senator from vermont. Please welcome Bernie Sanders cheers and applause audienc audience chanting bern cheers and applause stephen thank you so much for being here. I think the person i most want to talk to about this election now that its over, how are you doing . laughter its been a tough week. Stephen yeah, yeah. Yeah. Steph