] tony i will sit in the corner like a little mouse i am sorry, master. [grunts] jeannie, why did you have to wear that pin . I wanted to look nice for you. Oh. I see. Did that thing really cost a half a Million Dollars . I do not know. King tut did not say. Did king tut really give you this . Oh, yes. [chuckles] oh, he was quite fond of me. He was a very nice man, you know. Bit of an egomaniac. I mean, most people are satisfied with a little tiny tombstone. But king tut had to have the biggest in whole land. The pyramid, a golden coffin i am sorry if i upset you, master. Thats all right. I guess im just being overcautious. [chuckles] theres no harm done. [giggling] no, master. My name is vanderhaven. Im looking for major anthony nelson. Mr. Vanderhaven. Yes. It is a great pleasure to have you in our hotel. I hear that you never come ashore, and it is such stop fawning. Where can i find major nelson . Hes on a beach terrace, sir. Yeah. I will be happy to take you to ill find him myself. Phew. Master, it is such a beautiful day. Why do we not go boating . Well, for one reason, i dont have a boat major nelson . Yeah. [chuckles] forgive me for intruding. My name is vanderhaven. Oh, yes, sir. How do you do . I i heard that you were in honolulu, and i came to tell you what a great honor it is to have you with us. How do you do . Mister, uh . Vanderhaven. Very glad to see you. How do you do . Well would you join us . Well, ill only be a minute. You know. Being in town makes me very, very nervous. Oh, where do you live . On my yacht. [gasps] you have a yacht . Yes. And i was hoping youd come aboard and have lunch with me today. Of course youre invited, too. [gasping] oh well, thats very kind of you, but i do have a mission its the least i can do for one of our brave young astronauts. Ill have you picked up about 1 00, okay . One oclock would be fine. Are you enjoying yourself on the island, uh, major . Oh, yes, yes. The islands are beautiful. Id like to have a little. House on the beach, you know, for vacation time. Would you like a house on the beach . Tony uh ill buy one when i can afford it, jeannie. Excuse my curiosity, but i, uh. Im a collector of antique jewelry. Is that, uh . Is that scarab genuine . Oh, yes. King tut gave it to its lovely. Thank you. Well, i, uh i guess id better be going. Im expecting a call from my london office, ill see you at lunch, major. A pleasure meeting you, sir. A pleasure meeting you, too. Thank you. You found him mr. Vanderhaven, if theres anything stop fawning. Tony oh, mr. Chang. Uh, pardon me. Who is he . Mr. Vanderhaven . Hes the richest man in the world. [seagulls cawing] [snaps three times] would you, uh, care to have a little more pineapple . Oh, no, thank you. No, thanks. I couldnt eat another bite. This is certainly a beautiful yacht. Im very, very glad you like it. I keep my large yacht at nassau. Would you like to have a beautiful yacht . No. No, jeannie. You know, you two are very, very good friends, arent you . Oh, yes, i would do anything for my jeannies very generous. I admire that. Thats the trouble with the world today. [bell chiming] th th that must be my call from my brazil office. Would you pardon me . Certainly. Make yourself comfortable. All right [bell chiming] all right, all right. Take care with the old mans coat, hes gonna kill ya. Oh, okay. Drive me crazy. Here. Here. Hes in a very bad mood today. Isnt he always . That miserable. Working, working all the time. All right, all right. Calm, calm. I look all right, eddie . Yeah, yeah. His favorite. Here. [exhales] what the devil kept you . oh, iive been preparing your luncheon, mr. Vanderhaven. And i thought its freezing in here. No, its very warm in here, sir. You are contradicting me . Oh. Nnow that you mention it, sir, it is quite chilly in here. Heres your luncheon, sir. Ah, slop slop slop im t but im the richest man in the world, and all i can eat is slop served me by incompetents. No i dont want anything else. All i want to do is get out of this freezing climate. Freezing, sir . But were in hawaii. Well, from all ive seen of it, might as well be in the south pole. Get me my wheelchair, im going up on deck. On deck . Nnnnow, sir . Right now . Is there any reason i should not go on the deck of my own yacht . Well, no, i dont see any reason to ill ill get your umbrella, because theres a cold rain falling. Again . Yes. Ill stay in bed. Whatever you say. You sure you dont want anything else . No i dont want anything else just get your stupid face out of here. Out, out, out, out out yes, sir. [ ] i hope you know what youre doing. Have i ever let you down . Well, there was the time never mind. Do you wanna work for that cheap, miserable millionaire for the rest of your life . Well, there are worse jobs. Yeah . Well, were in his will. What . For 10,000 . Well, thats a lot of money. Do you realize that hell outlive the both of us . Theres over a half a Million Dollars ready to be taken. But well never get away with it. That that scarab is too wellknown. Even if you steal it, youll never be able to get rid of it. Do what . Steal it . yeah. Whos talking about stealing . Shes going to give it to us. Why would she do that . Because were smarter than she is. Do you realize what we can do with a half a Million Dollars . Here we could invest it. Yeah. Yachts. Girls. How much we got in the bank . Twentyfive hundred dollars. [snaps twice] get it out. What for . Bait. Were going into town this afternoon for three things a realestate broker, a jeweler and a lumberyard. Realestate broker. A jeweler. And a lumberyard . Im sorry i was detained, but those overseas calls are a nuisance, arent they . And what would be more pleasant is for me to show you two around oahu tomorrow. Oh oh, thank you, mr. Vanderhaven, but i have quite a lot of work to do tomorrow. Oh, thats a pity. Uh, are you free . Am i free . Well, uh i am free. Oh, good, good. Ill, uh ill pick you up in the morning, and ill show you around the islands. Oh, thank you. Well, thanyou. Believe me, major. This is going to be a rewarding experience. [ ] charles twentythree, 24, 25. The boys will never believe this, mr. Hinkey. Yeah . May i ask what you want this land for . Is this in confidence . Of course. Its for the president s antipoverty program. Oh. [ ] uh, good morning, miss. Good morning. Uh, where shall we go first, sir . Oh, i am so excited. I want to be taken everywhere. Dont worry. Youll be taken. Heh. I told you to order the large helicopter. You mean you have more than one . Yes, my dear, i have a fleet of them. Heh. Now make jeannie comfortable, take her into the helicopter. Mr. Vanderhaven. Yeah, that is correct. I am mr. Vanderhaven. Hehheh. How much is a halfhour ride . Give me 11 worth. Go ahead. [ ] jeannie oh, look down there that is diamond head is it not lovely . [gasps] oh there is the punchbowl. I have seen pictures of it. I wish major nelson were along. Honolulu is so beautiful from the air. Are the guards off duty, edward . Uh. They they must be at lunch, sir. All right. Open the gate. Open the gate. Yes, sir. And then ill ill help the lady down. You help me down. Ill help you down. Step right this way, jeannie. Be very, very careful. Thats fine. Walk right in here. This is my pride and joy, this piece of land. Would you like to see it . Oh, i would love to. Well, fine. Lets go. Why do all the signs say danger and keep off . Well im afraid i cant discuss it now. Even with you. Hehheh. [quietly] step right up. [ ] oh this is so wild and beautiful yes. Its very relaxing. Hehheh. In fact, the realestate broker that i bought it from told me that theres not another beach like this on the island. Oh, yes, indeed. A great place for somebody who wanted to rest. Who wanted to get away from all the the pressure of being in space all the time. Like major nelson. Yes. Like major nelson. Oh. He would adore this. Im sorry, dear, its not for sale. Oh. [mouthing words] look how white the sand is. It is lovely. Yeah, they they dont make sand like this anymore. Isnt it beautiful . Oh, yes. All over. Oh this looks like a diamond. Shh not so loud. You mean it is a diamond . You have stumbled on my secret. This beach is full of diamonds. I did not know they had diamonds in hawaii. Shh. They do have diamonds in hawaii. Why you think they call this diamond head . Oh. Jeannie, look. Look at that diamond. [squeals] oh. This is why you have the and the signs shh. I was hoping it wouldnt leak out. I oh. Look at that color. Eddie, have them clean this beach. Eddie yes, mr. Vanderhaven. This beach hasnt been cleaned since yesterday. The tide is so high, it keeps washing the diamonds ashore. That is why you do not wish to sell this land. Well, i like to say that money isnt everything. Jeannie, i i thought if it would make you and major nelson very happy, you could have the land, id give it to you. You are going to let me have it . Im tempted. Oh that would be won no good. Why not . Tsk. He will never allow me to do anything for him. Oh, my dear. This wouldnt cost you anything. It would not . No. Id give it to you for free. Sit right down. Oh. Thank you. Thats fine, jeannie. Get the motor running. Yes, mr. Vanderhaven. Now ill show you how the whole thing will work. You pay for the land, and youll get your money back on the diamonds. Thats how simple it is. That way it would not cost anyone anything. How much money would you like for the land . Ooh. I never gave it a thought, because money doesnt mean anything thats a beautiful scarab youre wearing. [chuckles] oh. Would you take the scarab for the land . I guess so, if i was persuaded. Oh, thank you oh. Be careful. Its the the diamond. Theres another one there. Oh. No, no. Keep it, keep it, dear. Theres more where that came from. Oh, jeannie, i can just picture major nelson relaxing in the lanai of his beautiful home that hell build here. Ohhoho. Major nelson will be so thrilled. Yeah. Were all going to be very thrilled. Heh. Uh, here is the deed to the land. Oh, thank you the, uh [snaps once] lets get the pin. Oh. Oh, yes. Thats fine. Everything legal and aboveboard. Hehheh. Uh, what time is it . Its quarter to 12, sir. Quarter of 12. We gotta be running along. Lets come on. [ ] vanderhaven charles [whistles] oh, there you are. Where have you been . Eh sightseeing. Youre smoking my cigar. Yes, i am. Its the last one im gonna smoke. I cant stand these crummy cigars. What . And im not crazy about you either. Yeah you gone out of your . Have you lost your senses . Is that any way to talk to a sick man . Youre not sick. Youre a hypochondriac. Ive had five years of cleaning up after you, being yelled at, watching you wheel and deal and cheat people. Well, let me tell you something, mr. Vanderhaven. Ive been doing a little wheeling and dealing myself, and im quitting you are not quitting, youre fired fired . I had you in my will for 10,000. Peanuts, pal peanuts. I am raising it to 50,000 fifty thousand . [ ] master. Oh. Oh. What is it . Master, i have the most exciting surprise for you. Now i thought you were out touring the island with mr. Vanderhaven. You now own the most beautiful beach in ohooha. [chuckles] no, its oahu. And you are going to build a beautiful home there and sit under the palm trees, and eat the coconuts as they fall. Mm, jeannie, i told you, whenever i wanted land id buy it myself. Oh, but you do not have to buy it, master. This land did not cost anything. Howd you get it . Hm. Oh, i was very clever. Howd you get it . I was much smarter than mr. Vanderhaven. And he is the richest man in the whole world. Howd you get it . Hm. All i had to do was to give him my scarab, and he gave me that. Two acres of sand for for a jewel worth a half a Million Dollars . Oh, but it is not just sand, master. It is covered with diamonds. Its covered with diamonds . Yes. Your land is full of them. From the big volcano. [chuckles] and that is why it is called diamond head. Who told you that . Mr. Vanderhaven. Hm. I have really done it this time, have i not, master . [chuckling] you sure have. Youve been taken by the greatest con artist in the world. Con artist . Yeah, jeannie, there arent any diamonds in hawaii. Oh, but you are wrong, master. Heh. I picked these up off your beach myself. Oh, jeannie. These are probably just industrial diamonds that he scattered on the bea youve been taken by the oldest trick in the book. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. No oh, my scarab. Oh, king tut will be furious with me. Yeah. Well, i will call the police and tell them exactly what happened. Yeah, listen, jeannie, uh, why dont you do that. Uh, you call the police, and theyll wanna know who you are and where youre from. And youll say youre a genie. Yes. And you come out of a bottle. That is right. And theyll put us all away. But what shall i do, master . No, absolutely noth maybe this will be a lesson to you. Tsk. Yes, master. Mm. Well, you didnt come off too badly. I mean, you got three diamonds out of it. Yes. At least i got the diamonds out of it. Yeah. [chuckles] well. I shall be running along. Where you going . [chuckles] [yawning] oh, i i will take a nap. I, uh, am very sleepy. I always get sleepy when i have been cheated. Uhhuh. Mr. Vanderhaven. Im i didnt see you come in, jeannie. I wanted to speak to you about our land. Oh, no. Youll have to talk to my lawyer. Now, we we have an ironclad deal. If you have any complaints i did not come here to complain. I came here to thank you. There isnt a court in the world to thank me . Yes i have just come from my beach. You did not tell me how large the diamonds were. Charles theyre diamonds. Theyre diamonds. Theyre real diamonds yes. The tide keeps washing them up on the shore faster than the trucks can take them away. T trucks . Truckloads of of diamonds . It was very generous of you. Jeannie, you, uh you cant have that land. Why not . Because th theres a curse on it. Theres a curse of the ancient gods of the volcanoes. The maman doodan dun curse. Well, i i do not believe in curses. Aw, yyoure a brave girl, and i would never forgive myself if i let anything happen to you. Oh, but really now dont argue. We cant take any chances. Now, i suggest one thing just leave this here. And here, you you take you take back the scarab, huh . Heh. Are you sure . Sure . Im positive. And, uh uh, jeannie, give me the deed to the land, please. [magic boings] there you are. Im the richest man in the world. [laughs] truckloads truckloads enjoy yourself. Oh. You bet i will. I w lets go. Lets go. I eddie. Wwheres the scarab . The what . The scarab. Youre kidding. What scarab . You kidding, eddie . I gave back that half amilliondollar trinket. That scarab, hahahaha you what . I gave it back. Look at this, eddie. Look at this you know what this is . Do you know what this is . Rock candy. Sure, its rock ca you both have a perfect driving record. Perfect. No tickets. No accidents. That is until one of you clips a food truck, ruining your perfect record. Yup. Now, you would think your Insurance Company would cut you some slack, right . No. Your insurance rates go through the roof. Your perfect record doesnt get you anything. Anything. Perfect for drivers with accident forgiveness, due to your first accident. And if you do have an accident, our claim centers are available to assist you 24 7. For a free quote, call Liberty Mutual at switch to Liberty Mutual and you could save up to 509 call today at see Car Insurance in a whole new light. Liberty mutual insurance. Where will you be sailing next, mr. Vanderhaven . Uh, tahiti. I intend to spend six months there. Oh, if you happen to run into captain bligh, will you say hello for me . [chuckles] jeannie. Hello, charles. Yes, uh, ahem, charles is a terrible scoundrel, but hes an excellent worker. You know, im so thankful that the Honolulu Police turned him over to me. Impersonating someone else is a prison offense, isnt it, charles . Yes, mr. Vanderhaven. But charles likes living the life of luxury. Uh, dont you, charles . [quietly] yes, sir. When youve cleared away the dishes, you can clean up the galley. Yes, sir. And then press all of my clothes. Charles yes, sir. After that, you can, uh. You were wrong, master. Yeah . About what . You said he was the greatest con artist in the world. Yeah . He is the second greatest. [ ] man [on tv] there goes the capsule into the water now. Less than two miles from the recovery ships position. Helicopters are on their way to pick them up. And in just a few minutes, we will give you mmm i cannot wait [giggles] unfasten your seat belts, ladies and gentlemen. Were home. On our next flight, lets ask for a stewardess. Welcome home, master. Jeannie, what are you doing . If you do not know, i must be doing it wrong. Youve gotta get outta here theyre gonna open up the capsule. Not for a minute. Look. Tony will you, jeannie . Cut it out, will you . Man [on tv] the helicopters are approaching the capsule. And soon now the divers will be lowered into the water. Roger hey, look at that. Thats us. Oh, i missed you so much, master. Well, i missed you too. Lets talk about it some other time. Will you go home now . [pounding on capsule] everything all right in there . Oh, yes, everything is lovely master, what time are we supposed to be at the press banquet tonight . Well, the dinner starts at 7, but. Uh, were not gonna be there, jeannie. Youre not going. No, uhuh. One blink from you and theyd put me back up in space permanently. But, master master, please. What if i promise from this moment on not to use any of my power . Ahem. Youd forget. Oh, no, i would not. I put my, uh, briefcase around here someplace. I please, master, i would not forget. You see. Huh . [gasps] i forgot. Oh, but i would not this evening. It just wouldnt work out. Honestly. Uh, you and i will have dinner together tomorrow night. Just the two of us, okay . Very well, master. Ill see you later. Wait, master [chuckling] jeannie, im late. Master, i have a wonderful idea. Yeah . What if i transferred my power for 24 hours . Then you would not have to worry about me tonight. Transferred your power . Uh, could you do that . Oh, of course. Yeah . I will show you. [magic boings] there. It is done. Are you sure . Oh, yes, master. I will prove it to you. I will try to blink you to work. Okay. Well, im still here. [laughs] okay, young lady. You you got a deal. You got a deal. Oh, thank you, master i cant tell you how relieved i am not to have to worry about you tonight. Aw. See you then. Wait until my master finds out [squeals] mmm. [motor sputters] [sighs] having a little trouble, pedro . Heh. No, seor nelson. Im having a lot of trouble. This mower, she no good no more. Yeah, well, keep trying. Itll start. [motor starts] youre right yeah, well, from the sound of it, its more powerful than my car. [chuckling] yeah. [screams] help help stop stop [women scream] uh, well, hang on just a second. Let me see. Its, uh, colonel cochran. And they wanna meet some real live astronauts. Wants to have lunch with us in the commissary. No, thanks. Um, im sorry, sir, uh, i dont think we can make it today. Yeah well, were really up to our ears in paperwork. Yeah. What happened . [chuckling] i dont know. Its the craziest thing ive ever see no, oh, not not you, colonel. [chuckling] no. Uh, im sorry we cant come. Roger and i send our apologies. Yes, sir. Ggoodbye. Oh, major nelson, here are the reports on youre up to your ears i