Hello. Oh, hello. Hi, i hope im not late. Im helen wheeler. Hello. Hi, how are you . Im so glad you could come. Thank you. This is major nelson. How do you do . I know, im a big fan of yours. Oh . Oh, you two have so much in common. Jeannie, um. Jeannie. Now just relax and pretend like this is your home. Jeannie, could i speak to you a minute please . Oh, well, i, uh i must see to the dinner. Make yourselves comfortable. Yeah. Uh, you and jeannie old friends . Well, we met in the beauty parlor this morning. Ahh. Your sister certainly thinks the world of you. Yes, we have quite a nice relationship. My s my sister . She adores you. Would you excuse me just a second . I have to just make yourself at home, all right . Certainly. ] jeannie. Well, dinner will be ready in a minute, master. Never mind about dinner. I wanna talk to you, sister. [laughs] oh, sister. Yes, what do you think youre doing . Well, im finding you a girlfriend. Is she not pretty . And she can cook and sew. Yeah, w wait a minute. Whats going on . The last girl i even looked at, you turned into a chimpanzee. What have what have you got in store for this one . Oh, well, i will never behave that way again, master. I have been thinking, and i want you to have all the girlfriends you wish. You what . After all, you are a a handsome, young bachelor. You should you should be going out every night. Yeah, but i well, i thought that you and i had something oh, well, for forget about me, master. You will like helen, and you have a great deal in common. I found her through a computer machine a computer machine at a dating club . Helen graduated from the university of florida. She has a mistress degree. That thats a masters degree. Oh, i thought when you were a boy, it was a masters degree, but if you were a girl no, no. No, it doesnt no, doesnt work that way. Oh. Well, anyway. She was voted miss north cocoa beach. She has worked as a model. She loves children. Your sisters my biggest booster. Yeah, she seems to be. Well, if you will excuse me now, i think i will go, uh. Um, clean up the patio. At midnight . Helen oh, i had no idea it was that late. Would you mind calling a taxi for me . Oh, major nelson will drive you home. Sure, sure. Why dont you come with us, huh . [phone rings] dont hello . Dont answer the phone, would you, please . It is for me. I cannot talk now. [quietly] hes here. Then why arent you out of there, darling . I will leave as soon as i can. Ii will meet you later. Ah, good show. [laughs] and who was that, huh . Mm. Ah a friend. Shall we go . Oh, yes, you two just run along. Yeah, she probably has a date or something. Yes. You do . Uhhuh. You have a date . Mmhm. Tonight . Mmhm. Oh, well, i. Well, i guess we better be running along. Bye, jeannie. Thanks for the dinner. Oh, it was nothing. Have a good time. Thank you. I will. Well, good night. Sis. Hes gone. Oh, yes. If only i could tell him why i must leave. And have him beg you to stay . Oh, believe me, darling, the best thing for you to do is to go on back home but he is already suspicious. Hes wondering why im introducing beautiful girls to him. [laughs] yes. Id like to know too. I am doing it because i cannot bear the thought of him being alone all those years. I must get him married before i leave. Get him . [laughs] good thinking, good thinking. My, when they passed out brains in our family, they really gave you an extra helping. Thank you. [laughs] shes incredible. Imagine, a genie believing in jinxes. [laughs] well, time to go to work. [both laughing] thanks so much for bringing me home. My pleasure. Will i see you again . Well, i, uh, certainly [squeals] oh oh [laughing] not if i can help it, darling. Wait oh oh and you think i did it . Well, it wouldnt be the first time. Aare you sure you didnt get jealous oh, of course not, master. I wanted you to go out with her. All i was doing is standing there saying good night, and the whole trellis fell down on top of me. Well, it, uh, must have been an accident. Yeah, i i guess they dont build trellises the way they used to, huh . Do you like her, master . Huh . Oh, yeah, yeah. Shes a very nice girl. Then you will see her again tomorrow night. No, you and i are going to the ballet tomorrow night. Oh, well, i i am sorry. I cannot. I i made another date. Oh, i see. Well, hope you go and. Have a lot of fun. Mmhm. I will. Good. Good night. Good night. Poor master. Its major nelson here. Has major healey come to the gate yet . I i see. When he does, would you have him drop in and see me at my office . Yes, its its rather important. Thank you. Major . Oh. I was in the building. I just had to drop in and say hello. Nice to see you. Oh, amanda. You really shouldnt barge in like this. Im sure that major nelsons in the middle of something very important. No. I i just had a wonderful idea, major. Alfred told me that you play a marvelous game of bridge. Well, i i play occasionally, yes. Well, now, if youre not going to be busy a week from tonight, alfred and i would love to have you come by the house and play bridge with us. You see, the leeds, our regular partners, are out of town. Perhaps youd like to bring someone. Good idea. Yes, major, how about, uh, your girlfriend . Um, well, as a matter of fact, there is someone id like to bring. Oh, lovely. Well, well be looking forward to it. Oh, well, thank you. Oh, hi. The gate said you wanted to see me. We were about to leave. Hello, major healey. Hello, mrs. Bellows. Oh, incidentally, major, do you play bridge . Amanda. Hm . [groans] goodbye. I cant wait to see him on the moon. Is anything wrong . They said it was urgent. Yeah, i got a problem. Its jeannie. Did anything happen to jeannie . I think shes trying to get rid of me. Why would she wanna do that . Shes crazy about you. Yeah, well, i thought so too. She brought a a beautiful girl home last night, roger. Practically threw her at me. I mean, she was gorgeous. She said if i dont like this one, shell get me another one. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Jeannie brought a beautiful girl home to you, and said if you didnt like her, shed get another. She never did anything like this before. Yeah, well, i happen to be free tonight, maybe the other girl, you could get for me. I think shes planning on on leaving me. Did you have a fight or something . No, i didnt have any fight. I well, i dont think so. I dont know, i just dont know. And she wants a new master. Wha . What do you mean . Youre not so easy to live with, you know. Who says so . All she wants to do is please you, and what do you do . What . You yell, you never take her to dinner. You always leave her home. You take her for granted. You wanna know something . Youre a rotten master. I am not a rotten master. I happen to be very good. I gotta put up with a lot you gotta put up with a lot . Thats pretty funny. You gotta put up with i waited all morning to hear you give me this kind of advice . You waited all morning . If you dont want my advice, why dont you just get out . You bet your life yeah, you bet your life, yeah. Oh. And i have to he im sorry. Yeah, im im sorry too. Besides, its its my office. Yeah. Its your its your office. Silly argument. You look very nice, master. Oh, thanks, jeannie. I hope helen thinks so. Oh, i am sure she will. The computing machine said she would be the perfect mate for you. Oh, yeah. I cant thank you enough for finding helen for me, jeannie. Shes really a wonderful girl. Bright and beautiful and warm. Warm . Mmhm. Oh, well, i im glad. Jeannie . Yes, master. You know, um. I dont have to take helen out tonight. I mean, i thought maybe you and i could take a drive on the beach. Oh, well, im sorry, master. But i cannot break my date. Oh. I see. Well. Well, have fun. Oh. Thank you, master. I i will. Im gonna have a lot of fun. Oh, i hope so. Jeannie jea what are you trying to do to me, anyway . I could have been killed. What happened . You know perfectly well what happened. The top of my car attacked me. Oh, dear. Oh, well, i youve fixed enough already. Listen, if youre jealous of me because im taking helen out oh, no, master, no. I want you to take her out. Yeah . Mmhm. You do . Well, good. Good. Because im taking her out on a picnic tomorrow. Hope youre hungry, cause i have nothing but food. Oh, good, good. What did you bring . Well, i have a Little Chicken and i have little sandwiches. Yeah . And fruits. Wait till you see this chicken. There we are. Is there any left . What . Orange juice. Oh, sure. May i . [gasps] tony oh, darling. I did not. You did. Listen, im taking helen out again, and just to make certain youre not gonna interfere, i want you to get back in your bottle. Oh, but, master get. Now, go on in. In. Oh, no, you do not come on, in. But jeannie. I cant [squeals] very well, master. Thank you. Yeah. Tony, the canoe [screaming] jeannie somebody help hey over here, tony. Helen, come here. Helen oh, help me. Help helen stop. Wait. Come back. [laughs] all right, i dont know how you got out of there, youre still in there. Jeannie, would you come out of there, please . Oh, you are home ear you are wet. Uhhuh. Oh, thanks. What happened . Oh, just another one of my little accidents. Wait a minute. You you couldnt have done it. You were in the bottle. You didnt do it. No. Now, whats going on here . Now, what is it . I am bringing you bad luck. Who told you that . My sister. Your si . Your sister . Your sisters back here again . Huh, your sister . She said that i must leave you for the next 15 years. I am under the terrible sign of the jinx. Jeannie, dont you realize shes tricked you again . Theres theres no terrible sign of the jinx. Shes responsible for all these accidents. Then i do not have to leave you . No, of course not. Oh, im so happy ah shh. Where is she . Where is who . Your sister. Oh, i do not know. Well well, how are we go shh. Going to do that . We are going to trap her. And weve gotta make her show herself, and then well trap her. Oh, but master, shes very shh. Shes very powerful. How are you going to do that . Uh, well, weve gotta find some bait for the trap. Uh, lets see. Does she like, um, um, furs . Furs . No. Um. Yachts . No. Uh, caviar . No. Uh, perfume . No. Uh, men . No. Yes. What, men . Perfume. Yeah . Oh, shes so spoiled she makes her master keep her in a perfume bottle. Yeah . [laughing] okay, well just spoil her a little more. Uh, now ive gotta get dressed, im taking helen to a bridge party at dr. Bellows tonight. Youre going out with helen tonight . Well, it was your idea, you know. Oh, but i jeannie, im doing it for you. [knocking on door] bellows oh, here they are. Amanda yeah. Well, good evening, major nelson. Dr. Bellows, mrs. Bellows. This is helen wheeler. Sorry im late. Oh. I had to drop into a store to get, uh, mrs. Bellows a little present. Well, now. How thoughtful of you, major. Thank you. Thats nice. Uh. Maybe youd like to open it . Now . Yes. Yes, why not . Oh, miss wheeler, wont you, uh. Please call me helen. Lets see, lets see. Oh, major, its miss moderne. That is my very favorite. Oh, really . Thank you so much. Im so glad you like it, its nothing. Maybe youd like to try it, huh . Why now . Well, i love the smell of perfume, sir. Oh. Dont you . Well, i all right. Love, this is my favorite. [sniffs] mm. [mouths words] helen . Well, all right. Dr. Bellows . Major. Oh, im sorry. Oh, im sorry. Bellows major. Can we begin now, please . Yes, of course. [bellows humming] major. Yes . Its your play. Mm . Oh, yes. All right, sir. Clubs are called for. Oh. Can i take it back . You have to. Major, have you ever played this game before . Oh, yes. My trick. Helen may i have some water . Bellows oh, certainly. Excuse me. Ill get some too. Uh. Here you are, mrs. Bellows. Thank you very much. Here you are, helen. Thank you. You trumped my ace. Huh . Oh, oh. Well, that. That was my card, yeah. What major, you have your whole hand exposed. Im sorry. Gotcha oh, i think youre mad. What are you doing . Uh, mrs. Bellows, i wonder if i could talk to you, please. Yes, what . May i borrow your perfume . Whatever for . I forgot its helens birthday, and, uh, she loves perfume. Major, its been opened. Yes, i i know, but its its the sentiment that counts. Shes very sentimental. Well, if you think shed like an unwrapped, open bottle of someone elses perfume, go right ahead. Thats very kind of you. Would you like the box . Oh, major. I dont know whats the matter with you tonight. Now, look its its 9 00, sir. So . Well, ive been working for three and a half weeks on the sagittarius project. I had no idea. Im sorry, i just cant keep my eyes open. I guess in that case, we cant expect helen. Thank you so much, sir. You must come again. Thanks for the bridge game. Well do it again. Good night. Thank you, good night. Your towel. Alfred. Yes, amanda. Darling, do you really think youre helping the major . Hmm. Jeannie, i got her. Jeannie yes, master. Oh. I got her. Oh, how wonderful. Safely locked away. When are we going to let her out . Were not gonna let her out. Youre gonna put her someplace where we wont have to worry about her again. Oh, but master wait a minute. I went through a lot of trouble to catch that young girl. You get rid of her. Put her someplace where we wont have to see her for 2000 years. Oh, well, i cannot do that, master. But i have a better idea. What . There, we will mail her back to her master in baghdad. [sighs] oh, you look beautiful, master. Oh, thank you. I suppose you will be going to the surf for dinner. Mmhm. Thats right. It is a beautiful night for it. Yeah, yeah. Full moon. Have a wonderful time. I will. Aand do not worry about getting home early. I wont. I will be fine. Good. Good night, jeannie. Good night. Well, why should he not go out with helen . The computer said she would be perfect for him. Oh, what does the old computer know . [knocking on door] who is it . Me. Master. Well, arent you dressed yet . Theyre not gonna hold a table. Its a very busy restaurant. But i thought you know i hate to have a date keep me waiting. Now will you hurry up . Oh, master. Oh, i am so happy. Jeannie. The next time you wanna know whos right for me. Dont ask a machine. Ask me. [knocking on door] who is it . Me. Oh, its roge. Hi. Hi, roge. Hi. You sure have a sweetsmelling mailbox. Look what just i found, a bottle of perfume. [screaming] [ bellows no, major. For the 10th time, the answer is no. Ii really dont think its a terribly good idea, sir. I honestly believe i could accomplish a lot more work at the office. Oh, uh, nonsense. Phone ringing constantly, people running in and out with questions. This report is important, and i want you to have a place completely free of distractions. Yes, sir. Oh. Theres that report i was looking for. Now, this should come in very handy. Besides, general burger wants the report by the end of the week. Yes, sir. Well, uh, i see. If we could take three days, 18 hours a day, we might be able to finish. Not might, major. Must. Now, uh uh, just think of yourself as being chained to a worktable. Sir . Well, that always helped me. Oh, all right. Well, uh, good luck. Thanks. Oh, uh [chuckles] oh, uh. And, uh, remember no distractions. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Do not worry, master. [gasps] i heard dr. Bellows. But with my help, you will be finished with your report in five minutes. [sighs] then we can go to the beach. Theres a lovely beach in jamaica with a white sand, and blue water and little fishes. Yeah. No, no, no. Jeannie, this kind of work is not in your line. You do not want my help . Mm. No. No. And the sooner i get started, the sooner here, would you hold that . The sooner ill finish. Tsk. Yes, master. But at least i can help you get started. Jeannie . Jeannie, what are you . There. Oh. [groans] there. Now you are ready to work, master. I will go make you some fresh turkish coffee. [chuckles] oh. Thank you. Oh, i forgot, the report has to be, uh well. [chuckles] you are plunging in, arent you . Yes, well, i. Didnt wanna waste any time, sir. I youre late for work. You grab your 10gallon jug of coffee, and back out of the garage. Right into your wifes car. With your wife watching. She forgives you. Eventually. Your insurance company, not so much. They say you only have their basic policy. Dont basic policies cover basic accidents . Of course, they say. As long as you pay extra for it. New car replacement comes standard. And for drivers with accident forgiveness, Liberty Mutual wont raise your rates due to your first accident. Learn more by calling at Liberty Mutual, every policy is personal, with coverage and deductibles, customized just for you. Which is why we dont offer any offtheshelf policies. 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Just just as long as you leave me alone. I why dont you go help somebody else, huh . Someone else . Who . Yeah. Well, i dont know. I know. Someone without a genie. Yeah. Oh, it would be great fun. All right. Oh, thank you, master. Yeah, good. Good, good. You go find a stranger and help him. Find a stranger . No, jeannie, you wouldnt do that. Jeannie . Jeannie . Jeannie . no, no, milton. For that kind of a job, we need help. Girard, all of our contacts are either occupied or they are up the river. We cannot find help. Someone is asking for help. Oh, i would be most happy to help you. Beat it, sister. You do not want my help . Now, why would you wanna help us . Because all of your friends are up the river. Lets get rid of her, milton. Just a moment, girard. Do you happen to own a car, angel pie . Nno. But ii can get one. If you can get that little car and meet us at the corner of 12th and main say, about an hour, you will restore our faith in humankind. Oh, thank you, sir. [claps] [tires screeching] but i do not understand. If the money is yours, why do you not take it out of the bank . My father, mr. Walsingham, happens to be the president of that very bank where i want you to make the withdrawal. Will he not give you the money . No. And you know why not . Because i wanna donate it to the transylvanian orphans society. His father wouldnt give them orphans a dime. Nah. Oh, that is terrible. I will be honored to help you. I knew you would. But how do i get the money . Oh. Just hand this note to the teller. When he reads that, hell give you everything hes got. Oh, how lovely. Ha. I will be right back. Milton . Huh . Drive me to the police station. I wanna give myself up. Oh, what are you talking about . Its perfect. Milton. Any dame whos stupid enough to believe that story, has got to land us in the clink. Come on, lets go. Excuse me. Uh, can you tell me where may i buy some money . Thank you. Thank you. Good afternoon. May