Here from other countries, youre definitely not americans. What we tonight is a group of People United by a common goal which as strong desire to get away from the scary and foulsmelling individuals dressed up as spiderman outside our building. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to you. Are you tired of the election yet, are you sick of it . [ cheers and applause ] im not, i love it. Donald trump, you really have to hand it to him, i dont ive been this interested in a show since the first season of lost. Every week, a completely new twist. Weve gone from mexicans to muslims, little hands to lyin ted, megan ankle lin to melanias speech, crooked hillarys health to billy bushs bus. Now hes saying the election is rigged, even though it hasnt happened yet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he spent the whole weekend, donald trump, he spent the complaining. Hes been camplaining is what he does. Tweeting up a storm how the election is rigged by the Dishonest Media and hes right. You can tell the media is rigged against donald trump because they keep putting microphones in front of him. [ laughter ] as you know trump is being accused of sexual sisterconduct by a slew of women. Of course that is a case of he said and she said, she said, she said, she said, she said. There are a bunch of Trump Supporters that have to defend him on these most notably former new york mayor rudy giuliani. One can only assume giuliani spent the last 28 years living in giulianis pants. Here he was yesterday with jake tapper of cnn. Do you believe every one of these women is lying . No, i believe my friend donald trump when he says he didnt do it. Ive known him 20 years, ive never seen him do anything like that. Jimmy not only has rudy Something Like that, he did it to him. Oh, you dirty boy, oh, oh donald, i thought you were a gentlem gentleman, hm cant say i didnt try. Jimmy it is true, its nearly impossible to resist a woman as sexy as rudy giuliani. [ laughter ] tonights chapter, Melania Trump sat down with Anderson Cooper on cnn to try to help stop the bleeding and she had an interesting take on this hollywood bus tape. They were kind of boy talk. And he was lead on like egg on from the host to say dirty and bad stuff. You feel theilly bush, was sort of egging him on . Yes. Jimmy thats right, this is because of that little bully billy bush he forced him to say those things, he probably threatened to beat donald trump up if he didnt say those things i heard many different stuff. Boys talk. I the boys, the way they talk when they grow up, and they want to sometimes show each other, oh, this and that and talking about the girls. But yeah, i was surprised, of course. Jimmy right, you know, boy talk. Just a 68yearold boy. [ laughter ] talking all dis and know how they do. It only took melania a couple of weeks to come up with that defense but it was really worth it, it was. While melanias trying to calm things down donald continues to crisscross the country yelling and screaming he would never sexually harass such unattractive women. At a rally in North Carolina he took issue with one accusers account of her experience and we slow that down for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing very slow ] much. Honestly, folks, i dont sit alone. I go in always sitting alone by myself. Like this. And then i went, wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the third and final debate is on wednesday night. And trump is now calling for a drug test, for real, he challenged Hillary Clinton to take a drug test befor debate. Why, i dont know. I guess insinuating shes on drus. Whatever the reason, i have to say i like this idea of drugs a lot. Am i the only one who thinks hillary and trump should definitely do drugs before the debate . [ cheers and applause ] can you imagine . Imagine hillary the moment the mushrooms kick in. It would be great. The greatest thing ever. Meanwhile, secretary clinton is on the trail too. She weighed in on everything thats going on with some hip lingo that is sure to make the young voters come running. America that he has not targeted. Now, it makes you want to turn off the news. It makes you want to unplug the internet. Or just look at cat gifs. Believe me, i get it. In the last few weeks ive watched a lot of cat dozen a lot of weird and interesting things. Jimmy maybe she is on drus i dont know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy cat gifs . Hillarys running mate virginia senator tim kaine has been hablaing espanol as much as possible. He became the first candidate on a president ial ticket to deliver a speech entirely in spanish. This is tim kaine in miami, the whole thing in spanish. We asked our chief translate for us. [ speaking spanish ] guillermo for of years enrichment i was an avocado. Look at me now. I am a vir jip. Hillarys a person. She works at hooters in chicago. Shes a donkey lady. Your vote is important. Lets have sex. Jimmy well, thank you. Graci gracias, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, here in l. A. Right now, the contest that we are focused on is the one between the dodgers and cubs. Dodgers evened the series last night in chicago. Its tied 11. Our local news channel ktla was capture the excitement of dodger fans in tonights edition of excellence in reporting. Now weve got games three, four, five at home. Your words really quickly . Go dodgers. Sending it back to you in the studio. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy as you can see the town is going nuts. People are eating eggs. For those who dont know or didnt know, i have very bad news. Today was National Boss day. National boss day started in 1958 by a real asskisser id like to find the guy who started that and give him a wedgie he would never forget. In honor of National Boss day we went on the street, invited people to say a few words about their bosses. To ensure they were able to speak freely we let them wear masks. This is what masked employees im sick and tired of no support at your company. When we answer our phones with your mean customers. Money and benefits are not enough. Where do you work . Charter communications. Whats your boss name . Bill. Want to give bill a shoutout . Go suck it, bill you are stand and look out the window at hollywood boulevard all day while we are busting our butts doing our little work. How did you become the manager . Where do you work . Jc global. Oh, i shouldnt have said that. Anything youd like to say to your boss . One thing i like to say to my boss, i would like a promotion, i would like a little bit more money. Have you asked your boss for a raise . [ laughter ] no. Because of the mask, i said that because of the mask. Anything you want to anonymously say to your boss . A little bit racist, pretty racist. Happy National Boss day, your racist ass. Meet some black people, chill out, doug. That would be my thing. Whats your name . Andrew. Where are you from . El paso. What did you do . Server. What kind of restaurant . Village inn. Anything you want to say to your boss . Dude, whats your problem . Like why dont you let me help people . You never let me do anything. Like yeah. Whats your boss name . Serena. Yeah, shes a [ bleep ]. There was no way serena at the village inn in el paso is going to know its you. Really . You never want me to go above and beyond, i dont understand you, youre the laziest person on earth, im doing more to help you, youre being a [ bleep ], i dont understand why you have to be like that. You know what, now thinking about it, the fact that you gave their name and the restaurant and your name, they might catch on. Oh, they might . All right. [ bleep ] you, serena. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guillermo jimmy, i got you a gift for National Boss jimmy you got me this for National Boss day . Did you just run out and buy this . Guillermo no. [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt just run out and buy this . Guillermo no. Jimmy when did you buy it . Guillermo buy it this afternoon. Jimmy well. Can we look at the security footage outside the studio from are you sticking with the story you didnt buy this . Guillermo i wouldnt do that to you, you know i love you. I love you. Jimmy lets see what you got me. [ cheers and applause ] what is this . Oh, this is nice. Its a little shirt that says girls club. Guillermo i know you like girls. Oh, thank you, guillermo. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lets take a break. When we come back, to be good when we come back. We have we lined up three real people who have unfortunate names. We have a guy named donald trump, a woman named isis, a 61yearold firefighter named bill cosby. Theyll be with whuls we come back so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] . Man, im glad aflac pays cash. No whos gonna help cover the holes in their plans . Aflac like rising copays and deductibles. 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Ewan mcgregor, Cobie Smulders, music from the 1975 is on the way. Right now its time to present it may be educational too. Well meet three individuals, each shares a name with a famous person or organization. We scoured the country for people who have a whatever reason has earned them unwanted attention. And lets fire up the big cisco screen, the wall of america, and say hello to our first visitor. Hello there, what is your name . Hey, hows it going . Donald trump. Jimmy your real name, on your birth certificate, is donald trump . Yes. Yes, sir. It is donald trump. Jimmy your wife jamika. How long have you been married . 15 years. [ cheers and applause ] . Did you take donalds last name . Are you a trump too . Yes. Jimmy so you are jamika trump . Yes. Jimmy i know youve been married 15 years, is jamika your first, second or third wife, donald . His only wife. Jimmy first, very good. First and only. First and only. Jimmy very good answer. Now what is the best thing that has happened to you as a result of sharing this famous name . One recent experience with a manager from a restaurant, a local and i made a reservation with them. Once i got to the restaurant, he was like, you know, hey, donald trump. Great, you know, im voting for you, man. You know, inside joke. And we always get reservations and tickets whenever. Any time i call the guy or send a text, hell immediately reply back, i got you, youre good for two, for four jimmy what restaurant is jimmys seafood in baltimore. Jimmy maybe i could get something out of them too. [ laughter ] we got the same name. Jimmy what is the worst thing thats happened to you as a result of being donald trump . Well, it really kind of happened to me because of being that im africanamerican. Jimmy you . [ laughter ] yes. Jimmy why wasnt i informed of this beforehand . Some people, like, oh, i cant believe hes a racist, you need to jimmy oh, really . Yeah. I say, i dont like either one of them so im not changing anything. Jimmy do you have kids . Donald trump jr. , hes over here. Jimmy hey, donald trump jr. , whats going on . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its somewhat confusing. Wow. Thats fantastic. This is my baby. Jimmy well, i dont know if you guys have vacation plans but stay out of mexico, all right . [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, trump family. Thats the trump family. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lets meet our next name. Thank you, guys. What is your name, maam . Hi, jimmy. Im isis graham. Jimmy isis graham. Your real name is isis . Yes. Jimmy and youre in berlin. Jimmy have you had problems being named isis . Security guys always look at my passport and say sure . Yes, sir, im really sure. Jimmy have you considered changing your name perhaps to al qaeda or something a little less controversial . Hm, yeah. Maybe. I dont know, maybe ivana, i dont know. Jimmy what do you do for a living, isis . Im a deejay and i work on a music school in calgary in canada. Jimmy very good. Go around and play music. Jimmy maybe you should go by well, look at that. Weve located isis, theyre in berlin. [ laughter ] hi jimmy thank you, isis. [ cheers and applause ] one more gentleman to talk to. Hello, sir. Tell us your name. Bill cosby. [ laughter ] jimmy that is bill cosby. Not only do you have the name, you look exactly like him. [ laughter ] thank you, thank you very much. Jimmy the sweater is not as colorful as i would have imagined it might be. Had to get rid of [ laughter ] jimmy bill, youre a fireman, right . Yes, i am. Jimmy have you ever met bill cosby . I actually did meet him once, yes. Jimmy you did, where did you meet him . Yeah, i met him in brighton, mass. And he was outside waiting for a ride. And i went up to him and i said, hey, mr. Cosby, look at this name i have. Caused me a lot of trouble. And he looked at me, he said, me too, son. Jimmy well, things have changed a lot over the last years. How does it feel to be americas most beloved bill cosby now . Yeah, its not working out too well for me. Jimmy bill, when somebodys house is on fire and they call 911, do they tell them, dont worry, bill cosby is on the way to save you . Yeah, probably not. I imagine they wouldnt want to do do that. Time, bill. Appreciate it. There you go. Thanks to bill cosby. Thanks to donald trump and isis too. Tonight on the show, music from the 1975. Cobie smulders is here. Well be right back with Ewan Mcgregor [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by masterpass, the simple and secure way to pay from your bank. Every four years when we got restationed but theres always more changes to come. The first thing that we would do when we would get into our new place was set up the beds. And when i go to t. J. Maxx i buy good quality things that are going to last a long time. 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Donald trump and congressman hardy divisive and dangerous. Dccc is responsible for the content of this advertising. Jimmy tonight from the new movie jack reacher never go back. Called, i like it when you sleep, for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it, the 1975 from the crown royal outdoor stage. Thats a long album title. The title is actually longer than the album itself. Tomorrow, tom cruise will be here, Tilda Swinton will join us, Kenny Loggins will be sitting in with the cletones, plus music from X Ambassadors and tom morello. And on wednesday night, were live after the debate with gal gadot and gary johnson, who is the Libertarian Party nominee for president. Poor gary. I hope i dont ask him any questions. [ laughter ] and thursday, benedict cumberbatch, isla fisher, and music from flatbush zbi so join us for all of that. After visiting paris in moulin rouge and the planet naboo in star wars, our first guest travels to exotic new jersey to direct and star in the film adaptation of philip roths pulitzer prizewinning novel american pastoral. You dont know anything about our mother. Lady dawn . The daughter of the beauty queen and the captain of the Football Team . What kind of nightmare is that for a girl with a soul . She works a farm like an upperclass landowner her father was a plumber, her grandfather was an irish milk farmer. This is crazy. Wheres my daughter . Somebody is dead. My daughter is accused of murder. Youre really hung up on that, arent you . Jimmy american pastoral opens in theaters on friday, please welcome Ewan Mcgregor [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you doing . Very good to see you. How are you . Jimmy im doing well. Your costar and a woman you directed in this film, Jennifer Conley was here last week. I saw it. Jimmy she told the story about a wig, a merkin, that she had to have applied to her lady parts. She lent it to you, i think. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, if only that were true. I was wondering, since youre was that something you decided on . No, no. No, i think thats up to the actor. Jimmy is it up to the actor . Yeah, because its a scene where her character, dawn, falls apart. Has a nervous breakdown. Jimmy right. And we had decided that that would be best displayed or shown, if you like, by her appearing in my place of work in the nude, only wearing her miss i wanted to be able to shoot her fully naked but from a distance, very tasteful about it, i made sure she knew i wasnt about to be pervy about it or anything. And the merkin as i believe its called in the trade is totally a modesty piece for the actor. Jimmy it is . Yeah, and also you discussed it with her. It was the you know. Jimmy i know but i wanted to put it on you. [ laughter ] piece. [ laughter ] jimmy the first movie youre during the coursing youre like i have it framed at home. American pastoral 2015. Jimmy did you enjoy being a director, was that fun for you . I loved it. I wanted to do it for so long. I wanted to direct for 20 years. Jimmy why now . Well, the sort of planets lined up and conspired to give me this opportunity. Headache shore entertainment gave me the opportunity to direct attached to as an actor. The film started and stopped a few times, it felt like it wasnt going to happen. I felt like i really wanted to tell the story. I felt for 20 years i believed you shouldnt direct just for the sake of directing but because you have a story youre burning to tell. I felt that this film might be slipping away. I realized this was my story. And i was the right guy to tell it. So i loved it. I loved working with the actors. I loved working with the crew. Jimmy how much do you know about new jersey where the film is set . Im trying to imagine you in new jersey right now. Im not really imagining it. [ laughter ] well, ive been lots of places that i havent been in movies. Outer space. Down a toilet. [ laughter ] jimmy still not as weird as new jersey. So i think its part of our job as creative people to learn about something we dont know about. I got to know an awful lot about new jersey from philip roths amazing research. Jimmy the accent is very specific. Yeah. Jimmy in the united states. Yeah. Jimmy we zero in on that kind of stuff. How did you learn that . I have a great dialect coach. And i had a particular actor i would listen to before the takes. Jimmy oh, who is the actor . Im struggling to remember his name. Jimmy oh, really . Lets see. You know. Jimmy joe pesci . No. Jimmy Bruce Springsteen . No. Your producer knows. Ray liotta. Jimmy rays going to be so flattered. [ laughter ] ray liotta . Yeah, listened to ray. Jimmy did you see him on something and said, thats the guy i want to sound like . No, hes just got the right accent. Jimmy i see. Hes from there, the right age for me, all that stuff. Jimmy thats unbelievable. Wow. I hate to lead into star wars. Everybody wants to know about star wars. Last time you were here you said youd be i dont know, i think an interview, you said youd be willing to be in the next star wars movie. Have you heard from the star wars people . No, no. Jimmy you have not. No. [ laughter ] jimmy if you had would you tell us . Id tell you, yeah. Jimmy you would say youd heard. Yeah, yeah. So i think that theyre bordered in their movies until 2021 or something. Theyre busy i imagine with all the sequels. Jimmy the stuff. The spinoffs. Making the dolls, that takes time. All of the toys. Of one of my favorite shows fargo. The third season of fargo. Yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy have you started on that show yet . Ive started preparing for it. Jimmy you have . I have to i have to laud on a bit, wai of weight. I started doing that. Jimmy how are you doing that . Eating loads of food, anything i want, whenever i want. Jimmy how many pounds do you have to gain . I dont know, bigger than i am now. Jimmy ar your motorcycle . Yes, yeah, yeah. Jimmy either you dressing like obi one or on the said no, this was in australia when we were shooting episode 3, i think. Jimmy i see. So this is a british noik newspaper. Its a weekly. Motorcycle news its called. A very good name for it. Jimmy sure. [ laughter ] jimmy that says it all. What is this about . And they have a section in it where people take pictures of newspaper. Jimmy mad magazine does that. Yeah. I wondered if i could get in the magazine if i sent in this picture. Jimmy they printed it . Did you get a free subscription . No, i dont think i did. Jimmy at mad magazine you get a free subscription. Lets swap out mad magazine. Send it to them anyway. Jimmy its good to see you. Congratulations on your movie. American pastoral. It opens in theaters friday. 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Our next guest is blessed with a first name that can get her a dinner reservation at any restaurant in los angeles. Is jack reacher never go back. It opens in theaters friday. Please welcome Cobie Smulders. [ cheers and applause ] . This is great. Jimmy hey, guys. Theres something to think about tonight. Thank you. Its wonderful to be around with music playing, it makes you feel really good. Jimmy dont give them any ideas, they will follow you around. You just got back from china. I did. Jimmy which was interesting to me. Ive never been there. How long were you in china . Like 48 hours. Jimmy it wasnt much of a trip. It was a work trip . It was a work trip. We were premiering the film jack reacher there. I flew in and someone on the team said, lets just go right soon as we get off the plane. Jimmy i like that idea. Yeah. Jimmy you get right to it. How is the great wall of china . It was amazing. We got there and we landed at like 6 00 and drove right there and a arrived and it was closed. Jimmy oh, wait, it closes . Apparently it does. Jimmy how does the wall close . Well, because you have to take like a gondola up the mountain to get to a section that you can walk down. Jimmy i dont know why im thinking of an italian guy in the water. A canadian thing, thats what we call a chair lift. Jimmy we call it that too, im just stupid. [ laughter ] so we went up to the top and you walk like 45 minutes down. Its beautiful. I mean, its one of those places that you have to go to because its just so majestic. And you just feel very little when walking on it. Jimmy right, its such a great wall. Its such a great wall. [ laughter ] maybe the greatest wall. Jimmy is there a door in that wall . Jimmy there are doors. Theres doors and theres like towers. Yea yeah,it just goes on forever. Instead of like walking down, like we walked 45 minutes, we got to the section and you had the choice to take a luge down. Jimmy really . Like a slide. You got to slide down the mountain. Jimmy wow. Thats so much more fun than i imagine the great wall of china would be. It was. And i arrived and i was like, oh, man, dont want to do the slide. And i was like, well do it, well do it. And it was an absolute thrill . Jimmy was there a guy at the top smoking . There was a guy who started his shift, we were very early. He comes up to us and he just started saying names of cities. Dallas. Seattle. Los angeles. Were like, yes, those are [ laughter ] and then actually he brought out what he was setting up all this you dont slide on your bum, you get on an actual she had that has a brake. Jimmy like an alpine slide. Yeah, yeah. And while he was setting all of that up, he like brought out his cell phone and he was showing us like the celebrities that had gone down the lunl. Jimmy who were are the celebrities . One of them was steve nash. Jimmy oh, yeah, the basketball player. Yeah, the canadian basketball player. Jimmy the great canadian basketball player. [ cheers and applause ] did he specifically only show you canadian celebrities . No, there are only five. He only had the one. Sir Ian Mac Kellen was another one. Jimmy oh, okay. Id love to see him on a luge. Right . Jimmy that doesnt sound right. That is so true, i wish they had video of that. We went down and it was like i was giggling like a child the whole way. Jimmy did tom go on the luge . I imagine him just jumping off the great wall of china. No, he wasnt with us. Jimmy was it intimidating with tom . I saw the movie and enjoyed it. You guys are running from the government, basically. Yes, yeah, yeah. Jimmy through the whole thing. Yeah. Jimmy sometimes literally running. And tom was like, you know, like the worlds fastest man. He is so fast. Jimmy is he that fast . He is so fast. No, seriously. I had to do so much training. And i had actually started this movie, i broke my leg the summer before. I got off crutches and immediately went into the training for this film. And im very competitive. Jimmy you are, okay. Yeah, and we would do training on a treadmill. My goal was to get up to 22 miles an hour. You run for like five seconds and you just try to stay on. Jimmy isnt that the speed at which a cheetah runs . Im going to say yes. Jimmy wow, 22 miles an hour. That was like the goal. And i was like and i finally achieved that goal. And i like i felt so good about myself. Cave, which we call the place we train. Which is aptly named i will go on to say. And hes like, whatd you get up today . He knew id been training. I said, i got to 22. Whats your highest . Hes like, oh, 30, 31. Jimmy he does not run 31 miles an hour. [ laughter ] i mean, apparently. When we were shooting, it was like it was so hard to keep up with him. Jimmy i am going to race him tomorrow when he comes in. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i would really lake to see that. Jimmy 31 mires. Miles an hour. You can ask hill, i bet he knows the number. Jimmy of course he knows the number. He probably knows it to the hundredth of amileperhour. Let me ask you if you do a quick favor. If you dont want to do this this is a can of beans. Okay. Jimmy i know, of course youre in the avengers movies. What id like you to do is spill this can of beans onto that say is that was everything. Okay. Jimmy look in the camera, that was everything. Simple. Jimmy okay, i think well maybe get a lot of online action out of this. All right. Just dump that right on the sign. And say that was everything. That was everything. Jimmy perfect. All right. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im going to eat the rest. When we post that story online, the stories that link to it will say the following copy smulders spills the beans on avengers infinity war and it was everything. All right . Were about to get a billion views on youtube. Cobie smulders, everybody jack reacher never go back opens in theaters friday. Well be back with music from the 1975. [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky the jimmy kimmel to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you whiskey. Vanilla so good. Jimmy i want to thank Ewan Mcgregor, Cobie Smulders, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, this is their album, here with the song somebody else, the 1975 . . So i heard you found somebody else and at first i thought it was a lie . . I took all my things that make sounds the rest i can do without i dont want your body . About you with somebody else our love has gone cold . . Youre intertwining your soul with somebody else im looking through you . . While youre looking through your phone and then leaving with somebody else . . No i dont want your body but im picturing your body with somebody else . . Come on baby . This aint the last time and come on baby you said youd find . . Someone to take my place oh i just dont believe that you have got it in you cause we are just gonna . . Keep doin it and every time i start to believe in anything youre saying im reminded that i should . . Be getting over it i dont want your body but i hate to think about you with somebody else im looking through you . . While youre looking through your phone and then leaving with somebody . . . I cant give you my soul . . Cause were never alone get someone you love get someone you need . . That get money i cant give you my soul . . Cause were never alone . . . No i dont want your body but im picturing your body with somebody else . Our love has gone cold . Youre intertwining your soul with somebody else im looking through you . . While youre looking through your phone and then leaving with somebody else . . No i dont want your body but im picturing your body with somebody else . This is nightline. Tonight, inside the final 30. Rigged . Donald trump telling his supporters the fix is in. Its a rigged election. Its rigged like youve never seen before. Doubling down in an abc news interview. Theres tremendous voter fraud. And we really want it stopped. Silence to defend her husband. Hes not demanded, i know. Meet the trumpettes, the highsociety women standing by their man. Hes superman, hes a hero. Pointing fingers at the media. We want to talk issues, they want to talk nasty talk. Unfazed by that video. I wasnt a shock what he