[ cheers and applause ] . Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests ben affleck. Sarah paulson. Musical guest, green day. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 549 . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody welcome welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the show. What a crowd. Hot new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. [ cheers ] well, yeah. Heres what people are talking about. This is very interesting. I heard that yesterday, ivanka trump bumped into Rosie Odonnell at a restaurant she said, im sorry hes so obsessed with you. And ivanka was like, yeah, im used to it. [ laughter ] listen to this. Two more playboy videos were uncovered where donald trump makes a cameo. In any other election, a a candidate appearing in three pornos would end their campaign, but this year its just like, eh, what else you got . [ laughter and applause ] two more adult films were co when asked why it took so long to find them, reporters were like, we couldnt find anyone willing to Google Donald trump porno. [ laughter and applause ] you do it. I dont want to do it. I have kids. You do it. Almost cant unsee that stuff. While speaking at a rally in nevada, yesterday, trump pointed out that a lot of people mispronounce nevada like nevahda. Yeah. But i think trump might have gotten a little confused when he was pointing that out. Listen to what he said. We love nevada. Nevahda. And you know what i said . You know what i said . I said, when i came out here i said, nobody says it the other way. It has to be nevahda. [ applause ] jimmy id never get it wrong. [ laughter ] especially here in las vegas. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i guess its like that old saying, you say potato, i say wrong. [ laughter and applause ] trump also talked about his running mate, mike pences performance at the v. P. Debate this week. Of course, trump never has been known to exaggerate. But it seems like he might be laying this on a little thick on this one. Check this out. Id argue that mike had the single most decisive victory in the history of Vice President ial debates. Jimmy yeah, but winning the Vice President debate is like winning a 2 scratchoff. [ laughter ] its cool, i guess, but it doesnt change anything. [ applause ] i guess im a winner . I dont know. Give me another one. Donald trumps former accountant is speaking out about trumps 1995 tax returns. Here he is giving his side of the story on inside edition. Take a look. How involved was donald trump in preparing his taxes . Or did he just hand everything over to yo no, i did all the tax preparation. He never saw the product until it was presented to him for signature. Really, this was your idea . Right, im the one who did all the work. [ light laughter ] jimmy that must have been a a stressful job, because that guy is actually 36 years old. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow, are you serious . 36 . Jimmy 36 years old. Years young. Steve yeah. 36 years young. Jimmy this week, the White House Press secretary was asked i dont like this story at all. [ light laughter ] creepy clowns are popping up across the nation. He said that he wasnt sure if president obama had been briefed on the situation. While joe biden hasnt slept in five weeks. [ laughter and applause ] you hear a horn . Thats a red nose giant shoe prints. [ laughter ] this is kind of cool. I read that a growing number of Senior Citizens are signing up to drive for uber. Yeah. Personally, i think its a great idea. In fact, just to show my suor a senior uber right now. See if someone picks up. There he is, yeah. Milton. [ light laughter ] hes going around at Columbus Circle he missed the turn there. But its all right. Going to go around just go down. Hes gonna go up that. Yep. [ laughter ] oh, he missed the turn again. He just keeps hes going in circles. I wish i could call. [ applause ] ill check in steve hell be here. Jimmy ill check in with him later. I dont know. Hell make it. Hell get here eveuall some celebrity news, here. [ cheers ] yeah. She says her tips for staying young are to laugh and have sex. Then her kids were like, geez, mom, just blow out the candles. [ laughter and applause ] speaking of 70yearolds, let check on my driver on uber. Milton. Milton, where are you, buddy . Hes in the grand canyon. [ laughter ] what the heck . Milton. Cancel. [ applause ] this is the stupidest thing. Cancel. I cant even cancel. Four stars [ light laughter ] steve you showed him. Jimmy i showed him. I showed him whats what. This is kind of crazy, you guys. A Southwest Airlines flight in kentucky had to be evacuated on the runway yesterday after someones Samsung Galaxy phone started smoking in the cabin. Even the guy eating a tuna fish sandwich with his shoes off was like, come on, you cant bring that thing on a plane. [ laughter and applause ] thats rude this is pretty controversial, here. A new dad in utah is claiming that the hospital billed him an extra 40 for holding his baby right after he was delivered. Thats why my dad said, i just stayed around the bar around the corner. [ laughter and applause ] he didnt say that. I screwed that joke up anyway. Yeah. What was the joke . What was the punchline . Yeah, thats it right th the baby was delivered and then my dad said, thats why i just stayed at the bar around the corner. Yeah. [ laughter and applause ] . [ laughter ] thats funny. Yeah. Thats funny. [ laughter ] [ horn noise ] that gets a three air horn. Steve that joke gets four stars. Jimmy let me just try it one more time. [ light laughter ] work. Jimmy here we go. [ cheers and applause ] steve you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it. Jimmy oh, my gosh. This is a pretty controversial. [ laughter ] steve what happened . Jimmy a new dad in utah is claiming that a hospital billed him an extra 40 for holding his baby right after he was delivered. 40. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy then my dad said, [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] . There you go. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, roots. We had a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, our pal, tyler perry will be here, ladies and gentlemen. We love him. Steve yeah ch jimmy plus, Abigail Spencer and van morrison will be here tomorrow night. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy also, thank you notes. But we have an unbelievable show tonight. This guy is the best. Hes talented, hilarious, hardworking. His new movie, the accountant, is in theaters next friday. Ben affleck is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy love that guy. Steve love that man. Jimmy every time he comes on, we always have fun. Bens going to tell us all about his new movie, the accountant. Then he and i are going to do some acting together in a bit called kid theater. Her amazing portrayal of marcia clark in the people v. O. J. Simpson American Crime story. Shes unbelievable. Jimmy we have music from one of the coolest, best, loudest, awesomest bands on anyone using twitter out there . [ cheers and applause ] we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since the Vice President ial debate was earlier this week, and things got pretty heated, i went on twitter and started a a hashtag called mydumbargument. And i asked you guys to tweet out a funny, weird, or stupid argument that youve had. We got thousand of tweets. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. , so thank you for those tweets. Theyre good. So right now, i thought id share some of my favorite mydumbargument tweets from you guys. Here wo go. This first o she says, one time my parents well, thank you. Well, no, thank you [ light laughter ] good day to you, sir. [ slap ] the old steve the old switcheroo. Jimmy the switcheroo, yes. This ones from philborgenicht . Borgenicht . Someone know how to pronounce that . [ light laughter ] jimmy his names in, like, reverse. Its backwards. Borgenicht. Steve borgenicht. Borgenicht. [ speaking backwards ] [ laughter ] well be right back with ben afk [ cheers and applause ] . Zhzlk . . . 8 . 5 . W . Q . how degree dry spray is different. Degree dry spray. Degree. It wont let you down. . . . One smart choice leads to the next. . The new 2017 ford fusion is here. Its the beauty of a wellmade choice. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a bigtime movie star and multiple Academy Awardwinning writer and film maker. He stars alongside Anna Kendrick in a very entertaining new movie called the accountant, which is in theaters next friday. Please welcome back to our show, ben affleck jimmy come on. They love you. Always good to see you, pal. . Always a pleasure to be here. Jimmy looking sharp, buddy. Looking sharp. Thank you very much. Jimmy thank you for coming back to the show. Just trying to show respect for the show. Jimmy were going to do a a bit later in the show called kids theater and i thought it was kind of fun to show something a clip of you as a a kid because you were an actor as a child. I was. I did do some child acting. I wasnt like the child actor, who, you know, luckily, i didnt end up on the show and get famous and go on crack and go crazy. [ laughter ] yu know what i mean . Jimmy you actually had a a childhood. I had a normal childhood, and my mother let me go do this thing and then forced me to come home. It was a pbs series called voyage of the mimi. It was for kids. You know, educational, kind of. Jimmy voyge of the mimi. Youre laughing, but its not a joke. [ laughter ] jimmy its very available on youtube. Jimmy you can find it, yeah. The voyage of the mimi. Combining science and math topics with an interesting adventure. The young man [ light laughter ] jimmy youre really selling it hard, yeah. I still feel like i have to pitch it. Jimmy but you were traveling with a fisherman or something . Whats the deal . Hes your best friend . No, hes my grandpa. Jimmy i thought it was like sling blade. You meet up like a a deranged [ laughter ] it was sling blade on a a boat. Jimmy he meets up with a a little kid and it becomes youre my best friend. [ laughter ] you start cruising around together, you and the fisherman. It was awesome. Yeah. It was a lot of fun. Jimmy i want to show a clip here of a young ben affleck. On the voyage of the mimi. I forget what episode this was. Anyhow, remember what ramon said about whales ancestors living on the land . Well, you know, i found that kind of hard to believe, so i came here to see what i could learn. I wanted evidence, and i figured, if i could find it anywhere, it would be at the Natural History section of the [ vocalizing ] that was before i had testicles. [ laughter ] jimmy wait, you didnt have them yet. They were not you could [ laughter ] i used to wonder why i id get all mad at the operator and be like, im not a woman they would say, sorry, maam. Jimmy i love the hard [ boston accent ] it was really hahd to find [ light laughter ] it was hahd to see jimmy it was hahd to see that whale. Fah. [ laughter ] jimmy but look at you now, man. Your just crushing it. I know youre doing Justice League and the batman and this is the accountant. This is the accountant, yeah. Jimmy this is what an interesting movie. I had no idea where this was going or what this was about. I go, how is he going to make this movie about an accountant . I dont know how and yet it turned out to be entertaining. It sounds like the most boring movie you could ever possibly find. Jimmy i thought it was you were just gonna crunch numbers. I go, okay, i mean i mean, this is its fun. Thats why i wanted to do it. I read it. I totally thought i could see it coming and its got all these surprises and a lot of twists and turns and it changes sort of genres. A little bit of a thriller and an action movie. Kind of a drama and, yeah, i really like it. Jimmy but also you you have aspergers in the film so its a very interesting character to play. Because you cant you dont really its tough to play both roles. Yeah, that was actually something where i kind of felt like i had to do some research, you know what i mean . I ended up meeting with a lot spectrum and experts and reading stuff and just getting a lot of stories and anecdotes and people, they were really actually psyched that i was making well call it an autistic superhero movie so it was completely awesome. It wasreally inspiring. Jimmy i want to show a a scene here. Is there anything else you want to set that up . Well i have this like this is when she comes into my yeah, okay. Jimmy all those bad guys. Theyre were being chased, me and Anna Kendrick, whos awesome in the movie, and i have this, like, secret trailer, basically, where i where he keeps all his stuff if jimmy his rv. His rv, yeah. Jimmy yeah, im obsessed with the air stream, ive been talking about it forever. I want to do an rv its awesome. I bought the airstream that i thats in this movie because i love it so much. Jimmy i love that thing too. You can come over any time. [ laughter ] its my i love it. Jimmy do you travel around with it . No i dont travel i use it as a trailer for when i do a a movie. And i dont yeah, i go in that. Jimmy its on wheels. You can travel with it. The guys hitch p and drive it right to the next location. Its amazing. Jimmy fantastic. I totally want to hang with you. [ laughter ] now he wa i always want to hang out with you. You know who else . Will smith also is into rvs. Really . Jimmy and hes been talking about going on vacation with me for years. [ laughter ] has he really . Havent gotten around to it. Jimmy not really. Not really. Hes very busy. Yeah. Hes in a lot of movies. Jimmy yeah but me, you, and will smith, well bring the families, go and get in an rv. I dont know. I mean, we could bring my family but just my three kids in that rv is a whole lot. Jimmy i got two. In the airstream, it feels like nine. Pets . I have two dogs also, yeah. Jimmy bring them along too. I love this idea. Jimmy this is fun. Is the band coming . Jimmy yes, the roots are invited. They can all come. [ cheers and applause ] we can fit them all in there. I would love it. Jimmy this scene is not the rv scene. Its not. Jimmy no. This is the scene [ laughter ] youre going to have to go to theaters for that. This is the scene where youre saving her life. Oh, this is the action scene. Thats right. Im used to because we promote it in the daytime, they cant show action clips. Jimmy oh, weho jimmy oh, please. We can show action. Were all about action. [ cheers and applause ] this show this show is in 3d. I can tell. People at home. Look coming at you jimmy theyre freaking out. Whoa freaking out. They pay big money for this stuff. This is a vr, brandnew, state of the art show. Its amazing. Jimmy yeah. Seems very life like. Jimmy yeah, you seem totally real. [ laughter ] youre not here. You understand . Im the curve tv. Jimmy yes, exactly. Youre the curve tv. These bad guys break into and theyre going to try to kill Anna Kendrick, and she just knows you as the accountant. Boy, does she see the other side [ laughter ] of the accountant. Heres ben affleck. Check it out. [ screaming ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats wha . Tm [ cheers ] thats what im talking about. Its going to be big. Are you ready to read some movie scenes written by children . Im psyched. Yeah, i have experience doing that. Jimmy yeah. Ben affleck and i are acting out some kid theater after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . You should masterpass that, now. Hey dude. Xxxl she wants her fruit chews. Masterpassed. I masterpassed it. That was fast. Because i masterpass. . Or happily ever after. But you believed when the right one came along, youd be ready. Alright, did you know i was the mommy slam dunk champion . Really . Yes, really dont sound so surprised. Lets see it oh youre ready. Alright, here we go. Lets hear the crowd. Ahhhh i go to the right. I go to the left. Fake em out. Mama go up, up, up she did it. Again . But unitedhealthcare can help you avoid financial surprises by helping you compare costs and doctor quality ratings. Unitedhealthcare uhhuh get to kohls thursday through monday because friends and family like you take an extra 20 percent off. Thats on top of already low sale prices storewide which makes fleece for him only 14. 39 and for her just 9. 59 everyone gets kohls cash too . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were hanging out right here with ben affleck, everyone. His new movie [ cheers and applause ] the accountant is in theaters october 14th. Now, ive seen the movie. Its great, youre fantastic in it. It got me thinking, i want to test you out a little bit, you know, i want to see what you got. Okay. Jimmy so i was thinking maybe we could perform a few does that sound cool . That sounds great. Jimmy alright, good. Perfect. [ cheers and applause ] but heres the catch. The scenes youll be reading are not from the actual movie. They were all written by Elementary School kids. [ light laughter ] and we gave them no direction, just the title the accountant. And let them do the rest. It is time for kid theater. [ cheers and applause ] . Kid theater kid theater . Jimmy all right. Here we go. All right. Jimmy this first one first one is from christine. Ben, youll be playing the role of little boy, and ill be playing the role of little girl. I can do that. [ laughter ] Jimmy Higgins will read the descriptions for us. Thanks, higgins. Whenever youre ready. Steve a little girl and a a little boy are talking on the beach. . Jimmy i think its on a a bench. Steve bench. [ laughter ] he had one job. Jimmy you had one job. Steve one thing. He told me one thing. Jimmy youve gotta set the totally changes the plot. Jimmy totally different movie. [ talking over each other ] steve exactly. Its the accountant. Jimmy havent you seen the steve yeah, youre right. I messed it up. My bad. [ laughter ] its on a bench. Its on a bench. Jimmy okay. All right. Steve a little a little girl and a little boy are talking on a bench. Good. . [ light laughter ] jimmy what do you want to be when you grow up . Either an astronaut or an accountant. [ laughter ] jimmy how will you decide . An astronaut helmet, but i also want to use a calculator. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a tough decision. I know. Jimmy wait, i got it. Got what . Jimmy you should be an