Last night promoting the diaries, out in paper back. What a Great Holiday present i just had that thought. That was on the best seller list for a while. How long . I dont remember. But now the paper b bk is on the list so im excited. So you have that cooking. Yes. You have tonight, im going to columbus, ohio. Why . Anderson cooper and i are appearing tomorrow night in columbus, ohio. And you can still get some good ticket tickets. This is a fun night. By the way, what do you even talk about . Its like going out the a bar with us. So you we dish. You dish. Its a twitter free environment. You cant tweet what we say. Its fun. Well, we have a big show with you today. We have performing for us today have you ever heard of great big world . Theyre giving me the feels right now. This song. Say something is a great song. Thats the onehey sang with oh, christina aguilera. Yeah. They sing like angels. Yes. Look whos in the kitchen. Oh, my god, its Patricia Arquette. Oscar winner. Oscsc winner. Look at her in the kitchen. Yes, shes got a spatula, very good. Do you feel at home in the kitchen . Im tearing up the kitctcn, ii part of the health department. Dont shut us down. You know she won the oscar for boyhood. Shes up on another cool show and well talk about thth. Yeye if youre i i the mood to laugh, you have come to the right place because the very funny liza schlinger is here. Shes hilarious. Yes. Shes got a lot going on. Yeah. All right. So lets move on to music. Because were kind of into it. Yes. Adele has a song that we know. What do you think, theres a deal that people are somehow reaching back to their exes when they hear this song. I love it. Im a romantic, i like reaching back. Everybody loves dipping back into the well, thinking it will be better this time. It never works out. Never. But the prorose, the promise is exciting. You go on facebook, search stalking your ex. Wait, they look kind of good, now they look good in the shirt that i used to think they looked horrib in, yes. You know what . Christie brinkley i asked by the way, talk about she looks unbelievable. I dont know whats she done, but its settled and perfect. You know what she said . No. She said guys shave and thats why they look younger. You should scrub your face with beads. You know, real housewives carolyn shaves her face. Why . Its a long story. You know what i love about her, shes been in love a bunch of times. Shes not like bittered the. Like lesbian, they fall in love with everybody a other, move in with each other there. Theres something about it. Right . Gay men dont do it . Theyre more like we have a moment, but not bringing my suitcase youre not moving in . Yes. 64 of women said they eat get in touch with ex. Only 17 f men would do the same. All right, we were in the dressing room, we were playing a song. Oh, my gosh, the new Missy Elliott video came out, its so good. Yeah. The song is wtf. Which stands for where they from. Is that what it stands for . It does. Yes, it does. I love her. I love her meanwhile she looks likik a Million Dollar bill. Look at this. Look at the marionettes of pharrell. I love a pharrell marionette. Tell me if you follow me here. To me, Missy Elliott is the dolly parton of the hiphop word world. D. Shes most well liked, accessible for all ages. I love Missy Elliott. Yeah. I mean it. All right. So therews a song that i think one of the jonas brothers, joe i think it was joe. He did a song called cake by the ocean. I saw the video, it makes sense. Oh, throwing cake. By the ocean. Cake by the ocean okay. You know what that means . Cake by the ocean . Thats what i thought it meant. It means cake by the ocean. What does it mean . Apparently it means having sex on the ocean. Oh, great. Im down for that. Althgh, you know what, heres the deal, im not down for it. The sand gets everywhere. Its grossss the idea is fun. Right. But the sand its the shmoots all over it. I do not like cake by the ocean. I can imagine if you actually had cake by the ocean, you would get sand in the cake. Its the same thing. There are some terms we ought to be familiar with. Here they are. Bag job. Do you know what a bag job is . This is a mean term. I do know. Its likik a butter face. You want to put a bag over the persons head and screw around with them . Someone with a hot body, unattractive face. Whats butter face . A butter face, everythings hot but her face. Isnt that terrible . Its not my term. Its kathie lees term kathth lee made it up. What about she did not yes. Kathie lee, i was in her dressing room. Cuffing someone cufufng season this is another less bee onic thing. When people who are promiscuous during the warmer parts of the year, thats when you cuddle up. Im looking for a cuddle buddy. Im in the market. What was the other one . Hoda theyre getting its try day friday. Edible cookie dough, as if cookie dough isnt edible already, but its in a cup. You can eat it . How is it . It couldnt be better. If you gave this to your kids in a lunchbox you would be the worst parent in the world. 380 calories in one. Okay. Do we need to mention youre doing something amazing for nascar . Uhhuh. This is huge. It is . I think so. Youre going to be the grand marshal, right . At a nascar event, yeah. I mean, this is a big one. Rev your engines, yeah dominions will be there. Thll take over novembmb 22nd. Thats great. Not a lot of jews at nascar. What do you mean . I just mean. Heres the helmet. This is hot. Wow. Okay, you have to work on that. We need to get a bigger hat a bigger helmet. All right. Yeah, dont. Thats cute. Anyway, i get to announce, drivers, start your engines. And jeff gordon is going to be here. He is . I love him. It will airiraturday, november 22. Thats big time under the sun including oscar for boyhood. You got that . 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A fear of being in a situation where you feel helpless or trapped. Tristans isolation was not born of fear but of dependence. Technology provided him with everything that he needed. He became addicted to experiencing the world online. And over time, the only time he felt safe or comfortable was behind the computer screen. Wow hi, Patricia Arquette. Hello another hit. What is happening . Youre a hit maker. Woo. Idol maker. The idol maker of tv. Yes. Did this appeal to you right away when you read the script . Yeah, the character is very head big, emotionally big and it terrifieddme. Cybercrimes really intense and scary. Like this jihadi john guy. How they found him, it was the veins in his hand. Because he was covering his face and they have photos of the veins of his hand and theyre like fingerprints so they scan them against the known jihadis on facebook and they found a match and then they found wow. Have you as a result of being on this show, have you backed up your computers . Yes. Dual verification. I dont have email on my phone. You dont . Oh, yeah. I cover the computer thing. Your kids have to turn off their location devices on photographs. Cause theres an invisible information and it says exact location where that picture is taken. By the way, someone showed that us on the show and we saw that our thing was on. We had no ideaea one timim i tweeted patricia somewhere and someone said, how is 84th street and whatever . I was there. And it really does creep you out . Really weird. Yeah. Youraughter comes with you sailor, shes 12. She comes with you shiloh. Im sorry. You know why . I had Christie Brinkley yesterday. I apologize. She comes with you to set. She does her homework, hangs out. The last time i saw you it was before you won the oscar. You were winning at every award show. And it seemed to us on the outside like a forgone conclusion youd when the oscar. They say your name, did you ororid you think its gotting to happen . I kind of thought it was not going to happen. And then the second they said my name, i cant tell you. It was litererly like being infused with this insane amount of drugs. Really . Like a high or a low . It was like a weird adrenaline like boom. Time and space went yeah. When i went backstage, i was shaking. I felt like i was going to vomit. I was like, i have to sit down, im g gng to pass out. Have you watched your speech back . Yeah, i have seen it. Are you happy with it . I dont kn. I mean, i cant believe its even happened. Its a weird thing. I never imagined in my whole life. Has it changed your life do you think . Well, mostly because of what i said. I have been asked to do a lot of speaking engagements. Right. And things like that. Thatssreat, but theres so many great things and i cant say yes to all of them. Thats kind of stressing me out like. Well, we wish you good luck with this, not that you need it. Season two, doing well already. It came out, were having a blas not since sam and diane. Coming up it airs sunday night. Off. Coming up after this. Were only human. Wewe. Get. Angry. Out of control, mad to the core, angry. So cancer, youve got two options. Get out of the way or get rolled over. Anger. Just one reason more of us are surviving cancer than dying from it. Give now to the american cancer society. Not yet. Not yet not yet. Pull the peach milk, fruit, cultures. Mmmm, yoplait. Drink it in, beatbo. Toysrus has all the hottest toys around pretty awesome, huh ooooh, whats that smart bear . Ats the imaginext d dsuper friends transforming batcave. Hey guys love whatchya done with the place thaaaanks. Im batman. Ov theres the imaginext ultra trex. Roar and that must be the imaginext ultimate stock boy playset no, thats steve. He works tuesdays and fridays. Oooooh, so lifelike after trying brookside chocolates, pam cakes v tweeted leave it to me to drop a brookside down my shirt lose it. You didnt lose it. You saved it for later. Brookside. Talk about delicious. For a complete eye renewing effect try new age perfect eye renewal from loreal. It renews s es 5 ways. Targets puffiness crepiness under eye bags dark circles crows feet new age perfect eye renewal all right. When when youre staring a stage with kathie lee griffin, you know you have hit it big. Iliza shlesinger the only one to hold the title of last comic standing. She reached number one on the itunes chart and freezing hot premiered to rave reviews. She is taking the stage e r the neneyork comedy festival. Its sold out. Congrat. It sold out. So dont you bother. Over the stoned people in the back, i dont know. Im surprised everyone knows. Im giving you ciara backup dancer realness. I stole this from the other shows i have done. Look at your cute little kicks. I couldnt figure out a shoe. But not mypigment. Im as pale as possible. Do you have hecklers . Like right now . No. People are coming to see the show. They know what y ure in for. Its a lot of people tape the shows,eople dress up. I feel like lady gaga but way underrated. They come in and they dress up for the show. They yell the bits out. Its nice. Is yours clean . Is your bit clean or do you have a little bit of you know what in it . No. An fbomb, does that scare you so much . You dont know how terrified our producers are. Im on probation alrerey. Children younger people come to the show. Theres fwords. Its not anything youll see on the news. Bring your babes. Do you have a favorite comedian that you idolized . Last night i met billy crystal. I invaded security. I saw a door and i just like slipped into it. I bet i can find him backstage. I waddled under a catacomb of town hall. He was standing there, i planned in you plan what youll say to the celebrity. How did it go . I dont know, because i started shaking and crying. I was like comedian ce to my show. And takes my bag. Im sobbing. We dont have the picture. The only picture we got is both of us with our eyes closed. That was my moment with billy crystal. It meant the world to me. So hes your number one then . I dont know the guy. That was my number one. The o o i always wanted to meet. Is there a female comedian you look at and you think sure. I look in n e mirror. No. Ellen. Paula poundstone. Kathy griffin. Shes amazing. Shes appearing yeah. So nice. I cant believe from last comic standing to this what your career has done over thank you. Finally somebody admits it. Weve done it. Did you hear that, mom . Do you bring your dog blanch everywhere you go . I do. Except here. It was too much for her little body. Shes got a big butt. There she is. Goose bump in her beard, i had to brush it out. Goose poop in the fur. We were in a rural area. Theres geese. I dont understand. Outside of city, there are goose and not pigeons. And the dogs are like my new best friend and you have to comb it out. Iliza, we have totoo. Well l back with more aftete this. Sold out. We have t im there for bessie. Im there for ray. Ted loved baseball. Dr. Phil likes to watch football. Rosies my besesfriend. Evelyn likes to dance. Harriett wants her fried shrimp as well. Alice anne likes Vanilla Ice Cream with chocolate syrup and rainbow sprinkles. They g ge me so much back. I cant even imagine how i could possibly give them what they give me. Smells like spaghetti with johnsonville italian sausage. My favorite. The johnsonville factory burned down brian. I may as well move out. Well, if thats what yo. Youre right. Ill stay. Delicious johnsonville italian sausage. We dont make sausage. We make family. And sausage. Dave, im sorry to interrupt. I gotta take a sick day tomorrow. Dads dont take sick days, ds take nyquil severe the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, best sleep with a cold, medicine. Making christmas wishes come true from wherevererou are. For some of us, thats all in a days work. Shop the way you live. Love the way you shop. And experience more wonder every day. Walmart. The university of iowa has a new minimum wage matchingngwhat johhon county did. The school raised it to 820 an hour which is what the county did on november first. The University Says it wants to remain competitive in recruiting and retaining student employees. The minimum wwe is set to go up two more times before settling at 1010 an hour in 2017. Cities in the county can opt out and several have. A consumer alert this morning. Campbell soup company is voluntarily recalling 355 thousand cans of spaghettios due to a potential choking hazard. Small pieces of red plastic from the can lining have been found in a small number of cans. Bottom. Return it to the store where you bought it for an exchange or full refund. Now, lets go to eileen with a look at weathhr. Gusts to 30 mph this morning with winds dying down this and highs in the 50s. Several systems will track through the midwest next week keeping a chance of rain in well be back in 30 minutes, be ssre to check kkwl dot com for the latest news youre watching k wwl, weve got you covered. Cohen is helping us out when kathie lee is helping usout. And e hoda, i may not be the best person to ask can, but you know who is . These two. And matthews the founder of how to get the guy. Com, and francesca is the owner of made to measure. Com. And they are here for the other view. Iwe have questions for you. And all right. Now, to the gaga my husband is not a great sharer from the bathroom sinks to communicating his feelings. How can i make him a better sharer . H h can gayle get her husband the share . I would say, firstly, the thing that gayle has to realize is that it sayss something about her as well as him. When you have the relationship and you dont ha s i expect you the share more, and that is when itit changes, and you are still there the e it does Say Something about you as well, but in terms of the husband, you have to make it a safe space for someone to share. If people feel like they are going be punish eded every time they share something, they never and the next time somebody shares, you may not like it, bu listen and reward them for the sharing part, even if you are going to admonish them. What about sharing the sink . They are not super related. You have to teach people how t be treated and lead by example. I suspect that after 19 years of marriage, there is a lot of complaining about the sink, and everything else. That is not helpful. So, you have to be finding the happy medium between accepting that your huzsband is not food at sharing and showing him how to share, it. And it is selfish, and just being selfish. Okay. We walk over here. Walking and moving. Yes. And the next person . Lori from indiana. I have a 24yearold daughter, and i was wondering how do i encourage her to find a relationship and settle down . Oh. That is not going to go well . Well, obviously, as her mother, you influence and you could guilt and pressure your daughter into settling down, but why would you . The goal is that your daughter is happy and settles down when she is happy. And that is a strange thing to say i h t do, this and she has her own goals, and she would do a better job by showing how amazing a relation relationship can be and if her could lead by example and her daugthter says, this is fantastic and i dont want to miss out. I have two youngng brothers and he said the way i got you have to be good is that i didnt give you anything to rebel against. As soon as she give