[yawns] im bored. Hmm, interesting. Me too lets go look for something to do in old man squidwards shed. Old man squidwards shed . Yyyuuup. [whistles] ooooh. [both gasp] whats that . What is it . I dont know, patrick. [sighs] ladadee, ladadum, ladadoo ladadee, ladadum, lada [trilling lips] [laughing] [gasps] its old man squidward. Hide ladadee, ladadum, ladadoo doodoodoo doodoodoodadadoo hmm. Wheres my trowel . [whispering] spongebob . [whispering] yes, patrick . [whispering] is this a trowel . [whispering] yes, patrick. Oh, here it is. [screaming] dont hurt us, squidward. Were bored. We just want to play with your. Whatever this thing is. No, no, no, no, no, no. You morons would probably you want to play with my lawn mower . Both yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah thanks for letting us mow your lawn, squidward. Ahhh my pattyflipping hand [both crying] [giggles maniacally] [engine humming] knock yourselves out. Crash [giggling and shouting] [screams] whoa [giggling] vroomvroomvroomvroom. [laughter] [tires squealing] [humming] excuse me, davy. Ive got my first blind date in 400 years, and ive got to look good. Hmm, its a little torn. Course, it was the shirt i was buried in. Ah, memories. [sniffs] [glass shattering] [hacking] [panting] okay, that ones a bit ripe. Hmm. Stained. Naw. Too itchy. Hey, there she is. Ive been savin this beauty for a special occasion. [hissing] lookin good. [rumbling and laughter] [tires squealing and laughter] [rumbling and laughter] [dirt splatting] [flames whooshing] who dares [buzzing] who [buzzing] disturb [buzzing] the flyin [buzzing] dutchman . My beard hey thwack [growls] [zapping] who dares disturb the flyin dutchman . Youre not the flying dutchman. Yeah, the flying dutchman has a beard. I dont look like the flying dutchman because you morons cut off my beard oh, makes you look a thousand years younger. I dont want to look younger. I hate youth. Ill probably get pimples again. Your beard will just grow back. You know nothing of my facial hair. Itll take a thousand years for my beard to grow back im sorry, but we dont know what its like to be ghosts. Well, maybe its time you learned. Until my beard grows back, im gonna turn you two fools into ghosts. Prepare to be. [echoing] ghostified. Ghostified . [chuckles] thats not even a real word. [crying] [giggling] okay, youre having too much fun. [zapping] [shouting] were mermaids. [chortles] youre ghosts both ohh. Were ghosts. Both yay this isnt really working out the way i imagined. Both ohhhhhhh. Squiiiidwarrrrrd. Its spongeboooob. And patriiiick. Were ghooooosts. Both oooooooh. Were going to haunt you foreveeeeer. Both ohhhhhhh. [blubbering] eh, well, that killed the mood. Both oooooooh. I knew i shouldnt have lent them my lawn mower. Good night, patrick. [sighs] being a ghost can sure tire you out. Good night, ghost buddy. Thats odd. However shall i get in . Blahrb oh. Hmm, well, thats handy. [yawns] i am beat. Well, i dont need to take the stairs. [whooshing] [sighs] [snoring] hey, patrick, i didnt sleep so good last night. I didnt sleep at all. I could see through my eyelids. My eyelids [gasps] im late for work. My eyelids. [panting] dont worry, mr. Krabs. Im here. Aaaah mermaid spongebob, youre late. Why are you bright green . What happened to your legs . Hes a ghost, mr. Krabs. A ghost, eh . Can you still cook krabby patties . Can do, mr. Krabs. Then get your Captains Quarters in the kitchen. Aye, aye, oh, living employer. Ew. La la la la la [humming] [splatting] [whistling] clink la la la la la la splat [sizzling] [grunts] [grunts] [groaning] [sobbing] i cant cook krabby patties. I dont want to be a ghost anymore, patrick. I dont either. I cant eat anything. Food just goes right through me. Ugh. Maybe the weird hairless man will change us back. Yeah, lets go see the flying dutchman. Ah, at least i still have my personality. Both change us back. Change us back. We dont like being ghosts. I hate being a ghost. Please, mr. Dutchman, we cant take it. Constantly moaning and groaning. Invisible to the world. Living without a soul. Its miserable. How could anyone live like this . [slurping] hmm, i guess you feel my pain. Ill lift the curse from you. [thunder booming] snap hey, were still ghosts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The curse will wear off when my beard grows back. [both gasp] but we want to be normal now. Well, i want to be on my date now. But you knuckleheads loused that up too. [tinkling] were still ghosts because you cant go on your date . And you cant go on your date because youre ugly . Both makeover. Boing sproing [squishing] [buzzing] [squashing] [panting] [buzzing] thanks, fellas. I love the new beard. [giggles] well, im off on my date. Dont wait up. [both chuckle] i dont get it. Several months later. Well, here we are several months later. I wonder how the dutchman and his new girlfriend are doing. I cant do it. She wants to marry me. I aint the marryin type. 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Boy 1 oh no race car driver i m the winner little tikes rc bumper cars comes with two cars and two remotes for double the action. Batteries not included. Ding [tires squealing] ah, what a day. Ladadee, ladadum, ladadoo ladadee, ladadum, ladadoo good morning, krusty krab. Oh, sorry, squidward. Didnt see you there. Not a problem, spongebob. Not a problem at all. Specials . We dont have specials. [heavy grating] [thumping] [baby screaming] [grating] good morning, sir. Welcome to the krusty krab. [breathy hissing] i think ill have a krabby patty. Thwap [groans] ooh. One krabby patty comin up. Mr. Squidward, youre in a chipper mood this mornin. Did you get an order of fancy decorative soaps in the mail or somethin . Even better. I have a clarinet recital immediately after work today, so aint nothing gonna ruin my day. [baby cooing] ooh, ooh, terribly sorry, sir. No need. See . Not a drop. [splatting] [growls] i cant take this anymore i told you. Theres no early bird special. Now, stop callin me here, mother. This is unacceptable. What . This. Nice to have you back, squidward. This is an outrage. I will no longer tolerate my personal items being soiled by the rabble that crawls into this restaurant. I demand a place to put my stuff. Hmm. Okay. I suppose you could put it with the nacho cheese. No ones gone near that in years. You ever read this, krabs . Bikini bottom labor regulations . Ew, gross get that thing away from me. Its givin me hives. It specifically states that all employers must provide his or her employees with a secure, clean place to store personal property. Ah, blast you, squidward. You drive a hard bargain. I guess i could rustle something up for you. Yeah, sizzle those juices. [makes sizzling sound] [muttering] oh, here we go. Found it. Wow. What is it . Its me old navy locker. Good as new. Whos that, mr. Krabs . That appears to be corporal sterling, lad. I forgot all about that prank. Squidward, your lockers ready. Ooh, do we get to share this locker like we share hairnets . Not in a whales age. Now, not so fast, mr. Squidward. The law requires that all employees have a secure place for personal items. So you are required by law to share. Oh, i suppose i can share, but only since its required by law. Hey, this thing is filthy. You dont expect me to clean it. No, he doesnt. And i dont either. [coughing] [sucking sound] [water rushing] [sparkling sound] blimey. She hasnt sparkled like this since boot camp. Carry on, boys. Impressive indeed. Just keep your grubby little hands to your side. You got it, squidward. Finally i have a clean place to store my toothbrush. Just dont touch my clarinet. I promise nothing untoward will happen. Order up, spongebob. Spongebob, what do you think youre doing . Youre supposed to be fry cooking. I told you not to touch my stuff. I didnt. I wore protective gloves. And besides, dont you like how classy it looks now . Velvet . Now, id like to stand by and idly chat with you, squidward, but i must attend to my krusty krab duties. In the future, please keep your interruptions to a minimum, sir, please. And here is your change, maam. What is that idiot doing now . [clattering] loose change. [shouting] aaaaarrrr [apelike hooting] [roaring] i hope youre not trying to shove those boxes into that locker. Too late. Its already done. If you smashed my clarinet, so help me, neptune, i will dont worry, squidward. Theres plenty of room. I expanded a bit. Well, its all fine and dandy, but wheres my clarinet . Well, thats simple. We just simply consult the card catalog and find squidwards clarinet, drawer 36. 8b. See . Fine, but remember, it is vitally important that nothing happens to it. No worries, buddy. Youre in good hands. Eat up. [drill whirring, hammer pounding] whats he doing . [drilling and cranking] may i order, please . All right, what do you want . Ill have [drill whirring] everything okay back there . Yeah, just a bit of, um, renovation. [sawing and banging] [saw buzzing] my clarinet. Spongebob. Sponge spongebob . There, 36. 8b. A note . Item has been temporarily moved during reconstruction. Relocated to shelf 1,018. 2e. Spongebob. 1,018. 2e. Another note . Oops. Did i say 1,018. 2e . I meant 2,019. 3m. Sorry. Spongebob . Spongebob . [laughing] spongebob, wait. What have you done with my [giggling] spongebob, i do not play games. [gasps] where am i . What is this place . [clicking] my clarinet. What the [laughing] hey, come back. I need my clarinet. Come back. Where are you . Spongeboboof. I am the keeper of the horned forest. State your business here. Iim trying to find my clarinet. Your clarinet . Yes, my clarinet, of which i am the proud owner. [laughs] a clarinet is not owned. Why dont you tell me why youre really here . You callin me a liar . I dont appreciate your tone. Im sorry. I didnt mean to offend you. This is a sacred place where clarinets can live without persecution. You need to learn respect. [groaning] ive learned. Ive learned respect. I dont believe you. Aaahhh [splashing] [gasps] [coughs] [laughing] stand still, you idiot. [laughing] i got you now. [grunting] aha. What the spongebob . Spongebob . [laughing] [snickering] [sniffs] hahaha. Gah. Aaahh [clarinets playing] [blasting sound] [grunting] ding i win i win hey, what are you doing here . You tell me, what in the wide world of sports is this place . And how did you get so big . Hmm, must be all the pressure. What are you talking about . It must be. The pressure. I got to get out of here where are you going, you imbecile . [laughing] [sucking sound] [explosion] [laughing] [laughing] almost got you. Oof. Oof. [splattering] [laughing] i just sweettalked an old lady out of 20 bucks for a krabby patty. [laughs] [moaning] squidward, are you okay . [babbling incoherently] such a nightmare. Squidward, what are you trying to say, buddy . [coughs] i tried to get my clarinet in there. Its impossible. 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