Transcripts For RUSSIA1 Dueti 20240705

Lyubal, lyubal, lyubal, dont worry so much, i will personally monitor your daughters diet, well, in terms of gender relations, ill also keep an eye on it, if something suddenly happens to me ill call you, okay, call, vasya , call, im sorry, im late, everythings fine , van, please go to the gazelle, were on the box there, it seems we forgot the red wig, okay, listen, ver, i need to leave now, not for long, loskutov with you, the children know. What to do is great, but if something goes wrong, vasya also knows what to do, and you just write back to me based on the results, okay, and lets not be traumatic, i ask you, ill just film myself right here when in 20 years , nothing, van, ill wait, good shooting to you, everything good luck. He has business, he will catch up with us on the road, everyone sat down, roll call, fumes, here, makarova, here, we only dont have tropilov, vera sergeevna, its like the moment before sunstroke, there is. A person who knows something about olegs disappearance, this conversation wont solve me, you need evidence, your revelations come to you when you are not ready for them, you think that you are a hunter, and he is the game, but if on the contrary, the secret cherishes , from january 2 on rtr, i thought that was it. Its not about not playing, yes, yes, thats it, there are no two opinions think, this is all here, play or maybe, because we have five of them, this is a dangerous fairytale animal, but when it comes to fleas, i am beyond competition, here there are questions about how everything is running, i really want to check, seriously , this is flirting, obviously, just to have a look, lets go. It must have been edible, i had in mind , of course, a bear, when such a stinking little one spoke, a hint in general, the most important team, if 100,000 is not there, zhenya will add his own, then what many people use, the strongest love for the game , this program five against one, oops five against one on saturdays on rtr. Stanislavsky, director , gillerovsky, reporter, his method is to work on himself, i really want to go to the khitrovka, this is a very dangerous place, i myself dont go to the khitrovka without a knucklebone without a whip, well, look what happened to him, he was killed, tell me , your scarf, his motto, dont believe it after all, everything you just said is not true, after all, i dont believe that ksenia andreevna could have killed, which means we need to look for the real killer, him. The topic works flawlessly, so whats there you say, stanislavsky, cunning, the sign of four, an unusual dramatic twist, just like shakespeare, january 1 on rtr. Pass the straw to vera sergeevna . I have an idea . Not yet, but you cant be late for registration, ill think of something now, you go, kuznetsova, just do as i said, thats it, lets go, stop. Oh , its not fate im dreaming of peterzen, forgive me, a childrens play, the actor needs to be replaced there, what a childrens play, aleshkovsky, youre completely crazy, bye, well , stay in your hole, okay, im no longer your agent, i understand, im sorry, i understand. So stop, im not a racehorse, these games are bad, im serious, ive already stayed , but ill wait, i still have a play, the main role, are you going to play vadiks place, well, someone else, wow, bessas script, come on, support me, well, according to the text , come on, get ready, lets go, where, to the festival, seriously, the father of the security guards set up a video, come on, lets go, you wont get into trouble, me, seriously . Thank you, marin, please, i just cant stand it when someone ruins grandiose plans. Come on, come on. Hello, do you want to film with petrosnaya . And vanya . He flew away, well, you liked the first petrosn, what are you worth and the role . They sacrifice their careers for their children. Please urgently book me a ticket to novorossiysk, urgently. I have to see this with my own eyes, i have to see this with my own eyes, so agent, will you just let him go . Listen, ive been his ambassador for a whole year, i need a timeout, and you arkasha, a good artist, but not vanechka lyushkovsky, so once again you have to shut up and crawl away, what do you suggest . Ill fly for. Peterson will show him a real aleshkovsky, who only knows how to punch faces and drink, and then hides his ass behind the backs of youngsters. Peterson wont believe you, even after this . Where did you get that . You are a lousy agent, kiraya georgievna, since you dont know how to store incriminating evidence on your charges and change the password on your computer. Delete it, quit it. But lyushkovsky changed it. With his ex, started a fire in his hometown, beat up some proletarian, arent you tired of dealing with this idiot . Wait, about fire, no one knew what a bastard you are rakhman, and why am i worse than you, i clung to him like a banalist, i wanted to make a star out of him so that he would lay golden eggs for you, but it wasnt because of great love that you dragged him into your bed. Hello, hello, hello, lets run, run, run, stand, let us in, let us in, who will be . We came to see our guys, of course, of course, to support the younger generation, yes, especially since one of the roles turns out to be played by aleshkovsky himself, when will you see this again, yes honored artist, who am i, me, and who awarded me this title, no, well, the president didnt seem to call, no, of course, i taught at a theater school, yes, but i didnt finish my studies, i was kicked out in the third year for poor academic performance, well, not for the most exemplary behavior. Yes, i personally confirm that aleshkovsky is not a professional actor, maybe we will consider other options, we are not late, we would have done it earlier without a comeback. You cant be friends with sweeties i am black from the seas of svar, bloody hand, you say, yes, we will be like. Real pirates roam the endless expanses of the ocean. Production, presented by a team from novorossiysk, elendzhik and dimnomorsk. But before i announce the winner, lets take another look at our young participants. Attention to the screen. Novorossiysk studio under the direction of honored artist alexei tverdovsky. In their repertoire. Such great playwrights as shakespeare, tennessee williams, chekhov, the gelendzhik studio, under the direction of olga nesterevna, the guys managed to shine in productions based on the works of kiplin and many others. Head of the childrens room studio from devnomorsk, the wellknown ivan aleshkovsky. The main intellectual of our country , just 2 months ago, amused himself by singing, getting into fights, destroying private property, now he changed his hobby a little, teaching children how to play twains uterus on stage. its not me, honestly, rakhmanov climbed into the cloud, in general, it doesnt matter, he should have been removed immediately, oh well, im in this video, not you, forgive me, leshkovsky, its not me you should have asked, you should have asked. Hear immediately, go home, text, stripe would not leg broken, i wouldnt spoil anything for them, mr. Peterson, mr. Peterson, what about the contract, im ready to sign, sorry i really dont remember you. We have an emergency, come to the Cultural Center urgently. In short, they say inside that they wont come out until the equipment is removed. Its clear. Why dont you go there . According to the instructions, we are waiting for the ministry of emergency situations or a team from the center. Right, come with me, he will receive the colonel posthumously, hey, terrorists, there are hostages, we have a bomb, yes, what are you, tnt, hyxagent, it doesnt matter , tell them to take their bulldozers, otherwise well blow everything up here, for sure, yes, its logical, considering that you want to save your recreation center, yes, ivan ilyich, but be our hostage, otherwise suev refuses, and what am i doing . And im a loser in your opinion, get out of here, come on, lets go and pick me up at the department again, ivan ilyevich promised, ivan ilyevich did, thats it, lets run, well meet, alishkovsky, why am i protesting, youll demolish and run over me, so and tell me, i have nothing else to do, thats right, thats right, so well, well, as a matter of fact, so what kind of news do you have here, yes so we decided to somehow diversify our boring lives, do something before the journalists swoop in. Come on, come on, okay, ill do it, whos in charge, wind up, wind down, you know me, that s it, the building is cancelled, ive got the papers tomorrow, its clear, thats it, were leaving, were leaving, lets go, come on, come on, come on , i felt like i was my master, well, well, i want to thank my small homeland for my happy childhood, like this, well, were gone, so its like this, you, you, you, and you two, come to my department, quickly, and you youll get by, i dont have a monkey bar rubber, what did you hear . And i have nothing to do with the mayor, so that means a violation of public order, plus an unauthorized rally, go ahead, lets apply, kuznetsova, how do you look at a serious relationship with a guy who doesnt have a diploma for a permanent job, and suddenly theres no job, yes, i think, looking at this entire portfolio, they wont hire me anywhere else, well , i can offer you a teaching position in. The salary is really small, but the insurance is premium, i agree, in the corridor, wait, dear, good morning, sir peterson, this is the director, apparently to me, well, youre russian, i havent chased so much after one actor, are you going to my project, are you going to play in my project, yes . Annat , yes or no, answer, ah, i, im sorry , mr. Peterson, while my colleague is thinking, i would like to clarify, how would you feel about the candidacy of an actor with a damaged limb, a disabled person who suffered for the truth , by the way, tear us off with our hands, okay, send us. In short, im letting everyone go, fined a thousand rubles each and 3 hours of community service, get the equipment from the foreman, dismiss the foreman, i have one socially useful job here, again you and your boats, ilya semyonovich, and who will paint the stops, and who will straighten the right bank, pushkin, alexander . if it werent for the studded tires, then santa claus wouldnt really exist, well, man , lets quickly solve the issue on the spot, and then we galloped on, i mean we galloped, i already called the Traffic Police, theyll come now, draw up a protocol, well sign, court will decide who is to blame, then lets gallop along to your business, man, are you . What, one hour until the new year, what Traffic Police . We have an accident. At first glance, the naked eye can see a geometric violation of the trunk with elements of deformation plus damage to the paintwork. But you just have a scratch. Not just a scratch. A scratch 3 cm 7 mm long. The depth of damage to the paintwork. It turns out that well wait a year, so this is what you look like, who . Well, the one who jokes about last years bread in the store on january 1st, im just following the law, i dont break it i will, at i have everything in my car , a warning triangle, a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit , reflective clothing items, be considered a violator , guilty, fucked up, have you learned all the rules by heart, i read all apple license agreements to the end, there are only 53 pages, i want, so that everything is as it should be, as it should be, as it should be, so that santa claus congratulates the deer on the backbone. But you werent dealing with a deer on the road, youre insulting me , that means the article, yes, wait, wait, man, well, well, lets agree, i wont pay you anything, the new years miracle is nothing to me and i dont need it, but i need it, i have brain damage, and besides, im scared this year. Well wait, guys, let s do this, were leaving now, and on january 11 at 9 am well meet right here, im the first to get you two cars, let alone for repairs, i ll give you more money on top, but just let me go, i beg you , grandfather, let me go, but what am i saying, please go, here we have mr. Integrity, and why are you looking at me . Youre stalling for time, draw up a protocol. What the hell is the protocol . If im home in 20 minutes i wont turn out to be, my wife is not just a report, she will draw up an Expert Opinion on me. And what can i do . Is this your job . But imagine, if you were suddenly a cashier in a store, i came to you for groceries, you sold them for me, but with what . To be honest, i dont know why its needed either, but its included in the helmet service, its already paid for, why not use it, hello, damn it, ive been working as an emergency commissioner for 5 years, this is the first time that ive been called before the new year, and not after, okay, lets go see what we have there, who do we want . Wait a little longer, maybe the ministry of emergency situations or gas . Service , why the hell are you giving him ideas , and what else should i have called mostgaz, although no, i dont need that, my car doesnt have gas equipment, but i dont know about santa claus, although he seems to have a 2002 car, for such cars according to the law of the Russian Federation , it is prohibited to install gas equipment, although who am i telling, you are a state traffic inspector , you know everything without me, let me just shoot him, all right, men, why did you call me, and all you have there is a wing ready for painting, and a small scratch, a spoiled holiday for thirtyfour families, why thirty four, well, 30 at my holiday, four of ours, any court will acquit me, man, man, do you understand that im serious . Accidents are caused when the car cannot be restored, or when there are victims, so we have victims, it kills me morally when someone does not comply with the law, i want everything to be fair, fair, fair, fair, i the drunk should be sitting at home in front of the salad, and you . And im drunk but at work. Man, dont you understand, if we dont leave in 5 minutes, someone will drag you in anyway, probably even she will drag you in now. Drink, i didnt understand , well, what kind of yoshkinmatryoshkin is this, who is this immortal here, who needs to forge arms and legs and straighten his head, it s necessary to call us on new years eve, who is silent, its scary to answer there. Yes, i called, its just that when the accident happened, it wasnt immediately clear whether the person in the second car was alive or not, and i decided to play it safe, called, and then this started happening, i didnt have time to cancel the call, its a sin, tell me your additional number, now i ll cancel your call, who are you, is that you . Constantly , when the teacher finished the lesson, she said there were questions , you said, i have, yes, its you , when they tell you, the nearest operator will be free in 48 minutes, you wait for him, yes, you were following me, man, what youre taking away the holiday from all these people, and you just have a scratch . So, let me look at his blinkers now, come here, look, normal, i thought he was crazy, normal , but im normal, normal, its just that you all have children, families, houses, and i ve been celebrating new years alone at home for many years now, for some reason im not surprised, oh well. I got it trunk of groceries, driving home, feeling sad, then suddenly bam, such a happy confluence of two cars, i called you all, but i thought maybe we could all celebrate the new year together, so why should i once again have twentyfiveyearold whiskey in black caviar or something . Citizens, this is somehow not happening in a human way. Well, budget employees, lets start with caviar. Wait, wait, wait, dont open, we have to wait, who . Firefighters and tire workers, i called them too. Man, discover what happens if you eat it at night, take a bite. Maybe you can stay with me today . I promise you an unforgettable night in bed tomorrow. We need to live separately for some time. And what . We need to understand if we have at least some chance left, i would advise you to start a joint hobby, ballroom dancing would be best. What . What . And for the sake of my son, i agree to the experiment. If you havent danced, its not means. That chacha, its complicated , nothing connects them anymore except dance , whats so complicated about it, chacha, one, two, three, you just need to learn to count to three, by the way, i learned these stupid steps, seriously, listen, lead, cha, cha, premiere, december 30, chacha, one, two, op, on rtr. You look 100 to one, what is our task to open the whole board, we can handle it, if he asks, then with the help, the name of which character from pushkins works everyone knows, how it will be 7,8, 7,8,8, how many, who is at work a lot and speaks loudly if you answer, then. With humor, i cut oak, dont pluck, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i dont know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry. A set for headaches and god forbid now beepbeep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, on saturday on rtf, everything about the elections in russia, we will tell you in detail, its not difficult to understand them, its important, honestly convenient, how vote on your smartphone . Early on sunday morning, during the absolute parade , the kids shouted people, get up, everyone is going to vote, mom said sleepily, lets choose remotely, dad supported, yawning, we choose electronically, my grandmother told my grandfather, im a father, ill go with you , but our generation loves paper ballots, but the young generation is electronically modern, im progress, not an opponent, hold it, my grandsons alarm clock, thats. Everything is quite reasonable, you can and remotely, well go with you, mother to choose the Old Fashioned way, with our usual method, at the site, as usual, to choose in the country is free, important, honestly convenient, hello, oh, sorry , i sat down so confidently, there was no one here, well suddenly i sat on some spirit, no one, sit down, my name is cassandra eleanor, yeah, what do you have, oh, you know, i would like to contact my husband, no question, it will cost 20,000, 20,000, well, yes, woman, communication with the other world you know, its not a simple or cheap thing. You know, i dont mind, even if its cheaper , its okay with interference, women, this is not a cellular connection, there are no gift gigabytes, free minutes, you know, thats why 20 thousand, well, i can bring you more clients, you know, my friend is going to kill her husband, as soon as this happens, ill come straight to you, look, im a fourth generation medium, not a market huckster, right . Well , you cant tell by the clothes, so either pay and ill put it together , or wait 30 years in the next world , they say enough, 30 years, no, no, thats a bit much, you know, to find out where his stash is, lets , here, uhhuh, whats the name, valerik, uhhuh, oh, valery, come to us, repeat after me, valerik, darling, valerik, dearest, come to us, most wonderful, excuse me, of course, but you, in my opinion , you are calling the wrong person, or maybe you are they knew before the wedding, quietly, quietly. The connection is being established, valery, you are here, yes, valeria, its definitely you, uhhuh, well, its not frank the senator who answers you in such a sleepy voice, but valery, is it convenient for you now . Talk no, im not interested in a loan , valeria, its not from the bank, but i thought you got me here too, and here its like your wife, but no, then its generally inconvenient, do you hear, you goat, its inconvenient for him, but well, quickly tell me where the stash is, i took it with me to heaven, what heaven, where are you, and where is heaven, who are you visiting . Ive arrived or something, quickly tell me where stash, listen, you will get the dead , in short, well, the connection, unfortunately, was interrupted , as it was interrupted, lets dial again, no problem, but it will only last for 10 seconds, and it will cost 10,000, how much, what is he doing there , he got a job as an escort, or something, every second. Or something, woman, i m telling you, communication with the other world is a very complex esoteric undertaking, okay, but if i dont come out as a plus with his nest egg, i dont know, that i. Have a scar from my nails, yes on my back, yes, yes, on my leg there is a scar from a boiler, wait, and there where, but he couldnt explain where he got the scar on his back, these are girls, dont swear, i mean, dont swear, who is this, dear, come on at a meeting, at what meeting . Well, you , you just misunderstood everything, it was i who misunderstood, listen to the beast, so woman, dont swear, youre doing the same, a man was looking for his happiness, he found it, thats all , dont interfere, valerochka, my dear, my beloved, tell me im stunned, the stash, where you hid it, youre still using our money. And whoever gets to it first, are you a bastard playing squid here, or what . All my savings are hidden behind the bathhouse at the dacha, i heard you, dear, thats it, good luck, bye there , see you. Why dont you leave . Its the first day i know valera, he will never tell the truth the first time, where is valeras stash, but under the bathroom, under the bathroom he hid everything, i have no time for all this, give my Mother Health there, so that i dont see her here for a longer time, happily. Yes, during my practice, this is the first time this has happened to me, how did you live so long if you swear like that . My dear, this is true love, so they stopped fighting, thats it, that means love has passed, scolding is one of the pillars on which marriage rests, the second pillar is children, the third is you, after the second birth. Okay, ill go, good luck. Mash, this guy has done a damn thing in his lifetime, you heard, but i can barely steer, and you re great, this is a question, and for a long time i will be imitating voices from the other world from the next room, as soon as we pay off the mortgage, well finish it right away, now come on, go rehearse mutter, now a woman will come, who didnt have time to say goodbye to the cat, mother, well, in the end after all, im 41 years old, you have a mortgage, wait, what do you mean no, huh . Who will look at my swallow . Just like that, alas, an accident , oh my, no, no, no, no, he just put an expensive suv on a jack and couldnt stand it, he fell, jack, yes mikhaich, well, how he was bombed, he says, again a twentyyearold girl she arrived in a kruzak, probably gave the daddy a present, but from the pit he couldnt see that the daddy was standing next to him, but the daddy hit him, mikhalych, and the jack, well , in short, im sorry, but mikhalych. Its like im undergoing repairs right now, wait, whos the swallow . Hell look, i promise you, ill give you the best master, i promise, just wait, hes better than mikhalych, but he cant get one, but oh well. Theres nothing to do, the answer to all problems is mikhailov , woman, we have a lively queue here , you will follow me, i say mikhailova is your master , ive already looked at your typewriter, what am i saying, i looked at your typewriter, well, im in soso condition, but as they say, there is nothing irreparable, as i say. I looked at the chassis, ill recheck the carburetor, ill recommend a good tin can, it looks like your disabled persons badge has fallen off, you have such hearing i definitely need it, but i can hear that everything is fine, i just cant understand what s going on, and who are you anyway . I was told that the best master would come to me, so it is, so it is, you leave your girl there for a couple of days, then you arrive and dont recognize her, are you kidding me, so that i trust my swallow, oh, lord, now its you are not a swallow, but most likely an owl , i took the mouse out of the pipe, everything that should be screwed on. The screw rotates 360, why am i talking about the icon, think about it, listen, i dont understand whats going on here, and where manager, and manager, listen , what bothers you is that im a woman, yes, its embarrassing, but i ll never in my life believe that a woman can figure out a car, well, yeah, also. Damn it, okay, convincing, not , thats it, its still not, well, its still not , well, bunny, oh, well, hows my bibika, okay, its standing there, waiting for you, yes, yes, its all fixed, well, of course, of course, that little gadget over there, yes, i screwed it up, the nonsense is already tinkling, yes, this one is incomprehensible bullshit, yeah. You have to believe, yes, ill tell you, thats what, somehow strange, youre your car, friend he called his own, swallow, are you kidding me or what, is it you . Youre making fun of your swallow, when was the last time you bought her something, all the men are the same, yes, youll get everything thats yours, you dont need to take care of it anymore, yes , yes, she has factorymade rugs, she has covers its not just last years collection, but the year before last from the time of brezhnev, that i dont understand, in general this is some kind of nonsense, just some kind of nonsense is happening here, thats it, i left here, but could i leave . By the way, i checked the oil with you, yes ive already prepared the pads, you still wont fool me, but damn, i cant believe that a woman is better than men in a car , listen, you ask, but no offense, okay, that s how nature works, look what men, too, in womens professions dont really flog, yes, yes, call your wife, ask who is her best master in the hairdressing salon, and why call, dear, help me , our team from the dokar is now in trouble, they flew into a dune, the car doesnt hold speed at all, well hold out for another half hour, the french will overtake us, but no dust, they wont overtake, great guys , yes, now, now, come on, start it, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, everything is good, good, turn it off, well, the cardan seems to be in order, here in my opinion, the pump needs to be changed, yes, yes, and the corrugation on the compressor is siphoning, and how many, well , 100 kilometers to the finish line, well, its normal, its normal to foam. Finish your meal, lets have fun, good luck , good, listen, there are also the guys from formula 1 asking you to look at them, oh, listen, well, i dont have time, you see, i have a client here, although it looks like hes already leaving, yes, who is leaving, who is leaving , no one is leaving anywhere, mikhailovna, mikhailovna, i beg you, please, sister, oh, help, look at the swallow, but i dont know, i dont know if i can do it, her the men did it, calmly, if anything happens, ill pay you double the price, but okay, okay, ill see , i dont need your money, go to the cashier, pay, and thats all , run, mikhalovna, run, mikhalna, of course you monster. Uh, well, i mean it in a good way, listen, how is it that you always negotiate with them for double the price, but listen, maybe men its as if they understand cars better, but no one knows how men work better than women. Oops, theres a strike, well, thats it, you hit it, yes , you also saw how i hit it, yes, i saw how you hit it, great, ive been training all day , what do you think, thats what they call it, im still i didnt come up with it, the working name is chima bowling, chima bowling, here you go, you know that now youll be fired, but somehow i dont care, its already my last day working here, so ciao cocoa, stand, stand, chemobol, come here, look what you did to my suitcase, you i broke it, what a horror, how ugly it turned out, well, come on now well support you with some other one, you want this one, this one, you want a good one, like that, are you completely crazy, well, of course youre also interesting, im your first day i know, how do i know your tastes . Get out yourself, where you went, where you went, stand there , i have to leave, i, i, i have a very, i have a very definite mood, what kind of mood are you in, suitcase mood , i have a suitcase mood, im not finished yet, and you know, chimobol, that from my broken in your suitcase, all my things were missing, and what a horror, we will do everything we can, we will look for your things, we will do everything possible, you will look right now. You understand what i can do, that you will never be hired for a normal job again, its clear, what a horror, ill go work as loaders, just dont be offended, i can hit you, no problem, just a second, just wait, what is it, now, now, ill wrap this up so it doesnt hurt too much , stop doing this nonsense, hello, police, im at the airport terminal a. Here an inadequate loader broke my suitcase, hes still hunting them, okay, im waiting, im waiting, 15 minutes, 15 minutes, that means, yes, yes, what kind of money do you think . My life is sugar, no, not sugar, my two daughters are growing up at home, there is nothing to feed me at all, my wife is without a job, i still have to pay two loans , the dog was hit by a car this morning, what breed, dogs, well, white beam, black ear looked, of course, heres the same one, only a black beam, a white ear, you need to see a veterinarian, theres no money, but there, you know, how they fight, they fight there, okay, damn, enough is enough and my mother is still in danger, apologize to my mother for me, okay, what is it . Yes, robot me from the future is calling, threatening with a red eye, so scary, what do you think . Fool, did you just watch the terminator, and give me back the money , what are you doing, what are you doing to me, what are you doing to me, i say, give me back the money, oh, what a bastard you are, oh, what a troublemaker, comrade policeman, got caught, im a brawler, im normal, here he is, here he is a brawler, well, so far everything is going well, the idiot is breaking suitcases, come with me, wait, what are you doing, what are you saying, am i really on looks like a loader, what are you . Well, to be honest, they are similar, thank you, good evening. I called you, thank you for reacting in time, yeah, by the way, i didnt give 50,000 rubles to business classes for this, so that all sorts of loaders would insult me, and also stole 3,000 rubles from me, i and you just took it from me extorted , sat for 3,000, well, to be honest, he doesnt look like. Yes, yes, this is not his suit, this is not your suit, i have to admit, the suit is really not mine, this suit is georgie ormani, yes, his, so, in general, lets both lets go to the department, well sort it out there, go, listen, i actually flew in from samara today, please look, heres the tag, you see. Yes, indeed, from samara, yes, and where did you come from . And i, i, from london, flew in, so, ivanova s, in europe, yes, sargsyan a is here, convenient. Very convenient, well, lets look at the things, then , what kind of things do you have there, not his, not his suitcase, im telling you for sure, mr. Policeman, not his, check, check, lets go one by one, what things you have here, what kind, what kind of trousers, trousers, for example, a hat, a hat, for example, a sweater, some kind, well, with deer, without deer, right . I didnt hit a single thing, come on, men, listen, maybe we can agree on this somehow, but no, chamobol, youve already agreed. Yes, yes, yes, yes, mashul, where is artyom, and dziuba, celebrate a goal, our son, artyom, where is now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, he wasnt on the swing, ugh, glory god, have you lost your son, no, we re playing hide and seek with him. And artyom, thats it, come out, oh, you dont have to hide, yes, youve lost it. Maxim, well , youre normal, well have you for another 20 minutes you cant leave a child alone. Mash, what are you worried about . He is small, his legs are short, his steps are small, he is clearly somewhere in the city, this cannot but rejoice. Remember what you did . And so, we came to the playground, thats it, i dont remember anything else. Maxim, well, well, we came to the site and rode the hill. So what did he do . In front of the swing, did he eat sand . Masha, i was preparing him for adult life, we have a mortgage for 30 years, who knows what will happen . So, call the police, quickly, im calling, hello, police, hello, yes, our boy left the family and somewhere in the city he survives. I mean, congratulations, hes 7 years old, yes, good, so , signs, that means height, height, well, about this, tell me what he was wearing, and he was wearing, red jacket, white hat, red jacket, white cap, yes, thats it, thank you, they are looking, you forgot what your child looks like, masha, you coded me yourself, you know, for me, remembering red and white is stressful. Well, heres your son, i took him to the toilet. Artyom, everything is fine, son, thank you, girl, thank you very much, but youre welcome, but where is mine, how you, who is yours, my son, well , i left him on the swing so that you could look after him while i take you to the toilet, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now. Maxim, have you lost someone elses child . Mash, dont worry, hes clearly already gotten stronger, and hes Walking Around the city somewhere, he exists, what are you saying . Other peoples children grow up fast maksim so, in order to find a sevenyearold child, you need to think like a sevenyearold child, he is clearly exploding carbite somewhere right now, what kind of corbite to hell, i always did this as a child, i didnt understand where my child is now, girl, dont worry i thought a cloud came from bryansk , youre not helping at all, hello, damn it, you lost a child, we, we, here you go, as they said, the jacket. Screamed, this is my child, this is my child, its not you who lost the child, sasha, thank you, please, where did you find it . So over there at our construction site, can you imagine, there are no doors or stairs yet, how he got to the third floor, i cant imagine, well, according to the trajectory, it looks like an idiot, fucked up, pyshnenko, on december 31, not a single car is rushing at all, yes, touch captain, why are you eat, but in the morning the truck driver stopped , he says, there is no money, no products, so i took a box of something that i had never tried, fihua, so i say, fihua, some kind of work, it would be better if i took the money, listen, eh why are you these morons . Actually, women dont like the way you talk to me, im somehow like your boss, excuse me, by the way, afihua, you know, there is such a sign that when you try something new, you need to make a wish, it will definitely come true, seriously, yes, i want my partner to stop talking nonsense, damn, the rumor said it wont come true, yes, just try it, is this what you dreamed of when you were young . Young, wow, comrade captain, if you wished that in front of us there was a straight maybach tinted peresok, a double solid one crashed into a snowdrift, yes , i will buy you new fruit every day, thats not what i wished for at all, that you look, maybe. Than i need help, yeah, yeah, fuck myself, i took a bite, olya, kisyalev, comrade of captains, what wished for buzova to know you, no, i wished to meet my school love, maxim, how did i i miss you, how glad i am to see you, maxim, tell me, how are you doing . Yes, what to tell, as usual, house, work , work, house, big house, yes, the largest highrise building in lyubertsy, so, pyshnenko, what are you doing here, come on, thats it, go, i m letting you go today, and i still want a couple of hours of shift, ah, maxim, tell me, how is it with you . Deliver, im going to the concert, then i understand that i urgently want to see you, its just some kind of magic, yes, dont worry, now well take you to the concert, no, no, no, i dont anymore i want to make music, what do you want . i want to be with you, maxim, that this is some kind of prank, yes, someone is pranking us, filming us, right . What a prank, maxim, you dont understand, as soon as i saw you, theres this drop of mayonnaise on jacket, these mustaches, i immediately realized that i missed you, wow, i didnt think it was a mop. someone might like your nose, maybe so, yes, you called a tow truck, but no, i didnt get through, your wife called, well, your ex, i told her that you and your High School Sweetheart should meet so that she wont see you anymore worried, maxim, lets go somewhere, yes, olya, well leave, now the tow truck will arrive, and well definitely leave, go, look for a tow truck. No, i mean, lets run away somewhere to the ends of the world, just you, your mustache and me , boozy, what are you doing, ol, well, it wont work , theres a reason why, heres the ring, save and save, save and keep it written, thats all. This ring saves you from casual relationships, saves you from excessive consumption of beer on fridays, and you also know, after the incident when you didnt show up for a date with me, i was so offended, that i went to the Traffic Police on purpose to spoil peoples mood, so wait, when i didnt show up, what do you mean when you wear pants, but i came in skirts, maxim, at 40, in eightday tights, what are you driving, and what am i driving, its me driving, ive been waiting for you for 5 hours like a fool at the cinema satellite, satellite, damn it, satellite, and i stood like a fool near space, i remembered that something is connected with space, damn it, its olya, what it turns out that you are good, and im a moron, it turns out like this, maxim, its a pity that it took you 17 years to understand this, well, you know, i still want to be with you. Here, i want everything, here i have two tickets to my concert, how come i forgot about my concert, come, two tickets to the front row, now ill just ask one womans permission, dont you think, we have there with shes not serious, were just married, she also gave birth to two children for me, that you found a tow truck, but i wasnt the one looking, i overheard you behind a snowdrift, well, you guessed it, of course, you missed such a girl. Olga, if he doesnt agree, then im ready. What are you ready for . Well, go to the concert. What did you think . You now youre not going to a concert, youre going to explain to one evil woman that im a very good husband, and your jokes are stupid. And buzova is here because of feihua. Because of what feihua . Olya, this feihua. There is such a sign that if you try something for the first time, you can make a wish, it will definitely come true, so i made it so that i can meet you again, come on, give it here, kiselyov, are you stunned or something , just take me quickly i m late for the concert, olya, why did you wish that all this would end as soon as possible, im shocked. From what, from magic . No, buzova has never tried fikha in her entire life. So, pushlenko, here, hold fikko, eat, make a wish . But no, if you want to Stay Together again, i think nothing will work out for you, but im not talking about that, now, in short, to get her to the concert on time, only magic will help us through traffic jams, come on, bite, where is the concert , barvikha. Damn, ruble, you have to eat a whole box there, go ahead, your words are common, this is not good, you knew how to cheat, but i didnt want to, divorce, words are common, its not good, you divorced skillfully, but. I didnt want to get a divorce, i didnt want all these empty false phrases of yours, it didnt work out for you and me, darling, all i want now is to be happy, my heart is a bird in your little cage , light on a branch, lights on a branch , my heart is a bird in your cool cage on. Branch from a branch, lights on a branch, your words to get along, thats not good, you divorced , you knew how, but i didnt want to get divorced, words to get along, thats no good, you knew how to divorce, but i didnt want to divorce, i wanted to, and i i am in vogue for divorces. Thank you very much, something didnt blow me away, who would allow my beloved little son to be blown away . Hi hi is your husband waiting for you down there, husband . Ilyusha, what happened . No, everything is fine, that is, not, not quite normal, i need to talk to you, we can go somewhere. No, i said, its fine, irisha is probably doing her homework, i just need to talk to you. And im standing at a traffic light, i look, my little son is freezing, give me a kiss , rest, what are you doing, im driving, well, if its been a little since yesterday, its been a lot since yesterday, but what do you have . New, kudos, what can i have new, sleepyhead, the plant was closed, im bombing, its all a knife, in the end a lot of people changed their profession, i , too, for example, didnt always work in the tourism industry, dont work, youll get ruined. So, that means we need to part, that is , im leaving you, from you, ive already moved all my things, and the dog, where are you going, atat, well, well, i cant do this anymore, you know, well, it happened, and thats why i propose all this, consider it in the interests of our daughter, please, i dont understand anything, i say that it is in the interests of our daughter to keep a normal relationship, you can still arrange your life, really, go away, well, well, you re a reasonable, intelligent woman, it happens, people come together, diverge, but you can still maintain friendly relations, why did you take the dog, what . And the meadow, so there will be no one to walk with it, and the dachshund needs to be walked at least 2 hours a day, however, at this very moment you will tell how long you need to walk with the taxi, yes, why are you starting to get hysterical, i , im not i say that i am disappearing from your life, from irishkas life, i will visit her, ill give you money, ill help, and in general , if you need my help, im ready, thank you very much, im not leaving you, ill just. Ill just live in another place, it will be easier, right . Listen, go away, but in general how. Of course, my friends, i would like to thank the entire team for their conscientious and, most importantly, highquality attitude towards their duties. Lets take a brief excursion into history 10 years ago, as soon as everything began with us, our staff consisted of only one person, today do not reflect me, now look, here is our mansion, blessings, lets go. You know not so well, and then i would just like to say today, speaking about this , that then you will lock yourself in the toilet with your mobile phone, let the water run, you will lie to your wife that you are stuck in a traffic jam, especially, my friends, i would like to thank our financial director alisa vitolyevna, alisa vitolyevna, thank you very much, well, friends, in general, what else can i say, for us. Well, how could it happen that such a beautiful woman like you is lonely, evil fate, bad character, they say fate is character, no, this is impossible. What activities can there be on weekends . Oh yes, i completely forgot, my mother wont allow it, its a sin to light a fire on saturdays on shabbat, youre almost 40 years old, sonya, arent you tired of holding on to your mothers skirt . Im not tired, but in my opinion its better to spend time on the weekend with a man at the dacha than with berta moiseevna, excuse the expression, and its much healthier for your health. I didnt even have time to change clothes after work, its okay, its twilight, if thats how you go to work, then going to a restaurant is fine, prices its unreal here, thats it, keep quiet, i invited you, and ill pay, girls, i, for one, am terrible. Tat, you also need to eat, yes, you dont want to, but you need strength now, you have a daughter, and your daughter is in adolescence, you just dont have the right to fall apart, we can still go for a ride, the mother has disappeared somewhere, shes at home no, my father left us. In what sense, in the sense, he started an affair with another girl, he kept lying at work at work, she probably grabbed him by the throat at one moment, so he left us, you youre worried, you havent figured it out yet, its a shame, but you sorted out my score, well, lets have a drink for us . Oh, girls, remember how we vacationed in sochi in our youth, remember . What a funny guy there was, who came up to us on the beach and said oh, three halfgraces. that is, at that time we werent able to reach three degrees, let alone almost 40. Its good that we can at least be considered halftimers. Oh, girls. This is what i would do without you, so that we can do everything without each other, so calmly, without pathos, drink, to us, to us. Rose, lets give the ladies the balls that they deserve. What the hell is this, my god, what is this . Note, so, come on, well, now, alice wont want to forget, sleepless night in cyprus. Complete nonsense, and dont lie, mine is going to cyprus, im not going , im just wondering how she knows that im alice, well, where is yours, so, try to burst, now, lets open it, read it, im a muzak, natasha will find her happiness with a man named pasha, pasha, who we have, well, its clear, only with my jewish happiness the ball should have flown away, oh well, girls, all this is complete nonsense, well, she overheard our names and decided to cut off the money, yeah, maybe shes a dreamer, yes, of course, girls, what should i do, and what should you do, you need to. Cut your hair, i dont know, dye your hair, i dont want to cut your hair, i feel sorry for the hair, i feel sorry for you, not your filthy husband, not the hair, just a second, wait, hello, tamara, yes, darling, its me, listen, tell me please, you have everything planned for tomorrow, listen, it was raped perfectly , now one second, wait, you must meet your paul in a new image, then i can. Its a pity that the little yellow one flew away. Sonya, its already night, what should i think . Mom , im turning 40 soon, thats right, 40, and how are you behaving, your scoundrel called again, arent you tired of saying this word, i wont get tired of calling scoundrels scoundrels, so what did he say, he didnt say anything when he heard mine voice, hung up, then why did you decide that it was him, it was him, i know the manners of your slavik, to call. Cooking pipes, hows it going tata . Nothing, nothing, what a scoundrel her husband turned out to be, god, why are all todays men such scoundrels, and they werent like that before, they were, but not all of them, your father wasnt a scoundrel, though he died early, but if he had lived longer, he would have become a scoundrel too, mom, mom, mom knows life. Do you want to eat . No thanks, i had dinner with the girls at the restaurant. How is aliska doing . Nothing, nothing, oh, your dashing woman, alice. Over the course of this year, we have become one big family, so i propose spending 2023 together and celebrating 2024. Sklephosophical new season in the new year on rtr. Mom, where have you been . Aliska dragged us to the restaurant, are you awake . Mom, were not well disappear, its true , were not the first, were not the last, were not the first to be abandoned, irus, no one abandoned you, my dad left me, it doesnt matter, my dad got sick from mashka too, so what, everythings fine, no one hums and in general, your father did not hum. Oleg , can i come to you, what have you done with your hair, your braid was the only pride of our publishing house, yes, the only one, yes, well, what did you come with, listen, i read the novel. The author cant tear himself away, if you design it well, then theyll grab it in micro, i even have it for today invited, yes you know , just dont admire it too much, okay, dont convince him that hes a genius, well, you understand, because the fees are right away, oleg, well, i understand myself, i cant get used to this hairstyle of yours in any way, no way , well, thats it, then go meet with this author, with the author, whats his name, by the way, and guschin pavel, why, natasha will find her happiness, with a man named pasha, some kind of nonsense, sonya. Hi, you know what unites you with my mother, nothing unites me with bertha, although no, we dont want each other, and yet least of all, both of you do not let me live in peace, yes , live, but preferably next to me, you have now decided to accompany me to work every day, yes every day. Every hour there and back, what are your plans for the evening . What about . No, i cant, today aunt sarah is coming to see mom, damn, you re going to spend the evening on two old grims, i cant refuse mom. Oh irka, who is this we have here . Alesa svetolyevna, i found out everything. Bmw belongs to svetoslav igorevich kurbatov. Youve probably heard that he is the ceo of canyon. Yes. Very good. A now find out the phone number and address of the company. Fine. Thank you. Im pavel gushchin for acquaintance. Hello. Hello, please sit down. Pasha, svyatoslav igorevich, its a pleasure to see you, come in, sit down, would you like some coffee . No, thank you. And what brought you to me . Hatred. Hatred. And why do you hate me . I demand that you leave irishka alone. Irishka. Who is irishka . And, actually, who are you . Keep in mind, i didnt go to the police only because i felt sorry for the girl. You. Generally aware that she only 15 years old . Who is 15 years old . Why are they calling the police on me . For child molestation . Do you understand what you are saying . Who is irishka . Actually, who are you . Does the blue bmw 864 belong to you . Yes to me. Uh huh, well then you should probably remember that today. Did you kiss a girl in your car this morning . No, i do not remember. The car really belongs to me, but my son drives it. This morning, alas, i did not kiss a girl, but was on a plane from germany. In fact, you can verify this. Do you see the note in the passport about arrival . Are you happy . so son, son denis, and hes 19 years old, a student in my opinion, a complete fool, well, in any case, at his age i courted girls much older than me, but nevertheless, im with him ill talk , im sorry, im sorry, this girl, is this your daughter . No, this is my friends daughter, im sorry for disturbing you. Sorry, im kind of a fatalist, and if fate sends me such an amazing woman like you, i owe it take advantage. Are you busy in the evening . Busy, and so are you. Busy in the evening, you should make an impression on your son, all the best, again, sorry, what are you doing here . I still cant find a damn thing about israel. Why do you need israel . I finally figured out how to solve our problem. So how is it . I m going to israel, converting to judaism, getting circumcised, i have something to cut, thank god, your mother will finally allow us to get married. Get off my desk. How delicate are you, client . Me please. A lastminute ticket to israel to my future historical homeland, ill now write out a complaint like an offended tourist, thank you, i have the truth i have a lot of work, i miss you, sonya, i m a heavy drinker, a loser, but im not yet a drunk or a scoundrel, as your mother likes to say, because im very. Well, you and i have no future, no future, no, whom the tram ran over, but you and i are intact. And alive and we feel good together, i just burst with anger when i think how good we are together, or maybe your mother will kill me, ill serve it, and you ll come to me on a date, they say theyll give you a room for three whole days, hello, well all the best to you, vyacheslav, i wish you a pleasant relax in this beautiful sunny country, goodbye goodbye, say hello to your mother, i will definitely tell you that trips to israel are in great demand among our clients, everyone is drawn to the sea, to the sun, to the shrines. Alisa vitoldedovna, hello , hello, forgive me, i got excited there, of course, im not offended, in fact, i talked to my dunce, you know, they have a great bright feeling, i envy them, alice, yes, lets talk about how adults, dont force it. I have theyll come up with all sorts of nonsense, you can be direct and honest, you will, i like you, i want to please you, what should i do for this . Ill really like it if i finally go to my car now, and ill also like it more if you dont guard me here anymore and say platitudes, harshly. Happily, yes, listen, the only thing im guilty of before you is that my son fell in love with your friends daughter, tell me, after all, maybe ill find a way to somehow interest you, and alice, good luck, enechka , fix the routine. Mother well, of course he knew that he would come, but whats so terrible about it, you and i also go everywhere together, oh mom, dont need these tricks, another sacrilege, what kind of tricks, you and venya once met, and between you a spark has already run through, what a spark , well, mom, what a spark, then you and sarah matched me endlessly, i met him only for you, yes, i like venya, i always liked him, yeah, when he left me, you called him a bastard, yes venya. A scoundrel, but in the desires of this scoundrel flows jewish blood, this justifies a lot, how much warmth there is in your house, how much comfort, bertha, eat, old lady, eat, yeah. Venya, how is your business . Its not simple, aunt bartha, its not simple. And you know, i have a small business. Damn times. As soon as the boy graduated from graduate school, he could sell shit. Why are there buyers for this . Mom jokes like that. I deal with dietary products for diabetics. You know, barchka, when he was born, i dreamed that he would become a lawyer. Yeah, that s why you sent him to the Food Institute for a crazy bribe, you thought what was cooking there lawyer, okay, why dont you take the kidneys, theyre fresh, sarah, um, lets go get some tea, yes, yes. Oh, how many years have we not seen each other . Yes, we havent seen each other for a long time, but you remembered me, sometimes, yeah, and i often, you know, i noticed that past romances are easily forgotten only by those for whom everything turned out happy later, but for you what turned out unhappily, no way . You know, an option as old as the world, an aging son adoring his mother, i also seem to fit firmly into this scheme, uhhuh, you know, you just look great, you too, oh, sunka, why lie like that . Laughs , thats good, good, you often laughed with your husband, i laughed with my husband three times, the first time when a crystal chandelier that he brought from work fell on his head, the second time when he was hit for this chandelier. Sonya, and somehow your mother lets you go alone without supervision. Sonya, who is this . And this is a vein, a gift from my fate. This is fate, such gifts, all kinds of punks stick to you. Slav, dont touch him, this is my friend, and im his girlfriend, sonechka, liar, glory, glory. Natalya palovna, you can congratulate me, i signed the contract, congratulations, whats wrong with you, you feel bad, now ill give you a massage. No, thats not necessary, relax, now you will feel better, the pain will go away, it will be easy, easy for you , right, well, thank you, thats good, ill teach you , youll do it yourself, its better when someone else does it, your husband, for example , i do not have a husband. Sorry for the lack of character, its okay, we are in a state of chaos, i live with my daughter, natalya pavlovna, but how will our relationship with you develop now, what kind of relationship, business, of course, i will read your novel again and make a comment. Judging by the First Reading there will be little. How long will it take to read my novel . Well, i think a week is enough. Its been a long time, you know, ive already written my second novel. Well, why didnt you bring it . I thought id let the first one come out first. Its just that if the second one is as good as the first one, we could release both, two books will immediately attract more attention, you think so, well, it seems so to me, however, we need to consult with oleg stepanovich, hes at home now, yeah, thanks for the advice, but i still ill be back. Christmas trees, be careful. Hello, alesya vitalievna. Hello. But it seems to me that you and i agreed that you would no longer guard me, have you forgotten . No, i havent forgotten, but it was you who agreed with me, and i didnt agree with you on anything, and then its not my fault that my car is taking me here itself. Well, would you tell your car to take you somewhere, for example, to the races, or golf . Well, look, uh, i have golf and horses at home, and then i get so tired during the day that i go to bed very early, well then. Fine, then i wish you nightmares. Alice, lets have dinner together, why should i have dinner with you . Well, firstly, we are both hungry, and secondly, i am an adult, not a very happy man. Thirdly, you love georgian cuisine, right . Is it your intuition that is so wonderful, or your assistants doing a good job, doing a good job. Here you go. Were sitting, everything is very beautiful , but theres nothing to talk about, have you ever touched a hedgehogs belly, when i was little, i loved to catch hedgehogs, if you do it wisely, you can touch a hedgehogs belly, you know, its amazing gentle, yeah, i understand, that is, you want to say that. If you take care of me wisely, then you can find a vulnerable spot in me, right . Youre trying in vain, tenderness is always very vulnerable, thats why i grew thorns everywhere, even on my stomach, well, sometimes were silent, sometimes we talk , who the hell knows that youre not asking me anything, but what do you want me to ask you about, well , for example, am i married, o . this is the most senseless womans question, as if an unmarried man cannot have a passionately beloved woman, no, a passionately beloved i dont have a woman, i separated from my wife a long time ago, she has a family in germany, so im an old bachelor , and why are you alone, listen, give a bonus to your assistants, they really work well, there was an unhappy love, it surfaced . I didnt even ask, on what day did he sleep with his third wife, no, why not, thats right, theres no need, and were seeing each other for the third time, why do you think that you have the right to get into my soul, i havent talked to an intelligent woman for a long time, i concluded my first contract in life, this is a huge event for me, i understand im very happy for you, dont you understand, i wanted to celebrate this holiday with you, you were the first to say good words to me, you were the first to approve of my novel, im not the only one. Good opinion , im still saying something wrong, i just really want to be with you, good, by the way , i liked the second novel too, today is definitely my day, well , we dont drink to your success, to future success, wed rather drink to you , for my very first s. Beautiful reader. What are you thinking about . I think im still alive, you just know, i havent had much luck lately, and it seemed to me that everything had died, now, what now, now for some reason it feels good to sit like this, dont fight with yourself, you need to indulge your desire. Especially so natural, you wanted me from our very first meeting, am i right . Who am i . this is terrible, but ill have to see you off now, mom will be back soon , it doesnt offend you, what are you, mom, youre probably the same age as me, my god, im crazy, because this is wonderful madness. mom, where have you been . I called and called, huh . Where have you been . Why so late . I was walking with denis. Ira, m. And your denis knows that you are in are you still in school . He knows. He is very good. Mom, look at the bouquet you gave me, huh . It would be interesting to know where he got the money for such a bouquet. Well, my dad is kind of cool, but , you know, thats not why i fell in love with him. Fell in love, how old is denis . 19 , and youre only 15, so what, mom, dad was 6 years older than you, and hes not only 23, your writer is younger than you, yeah, lets consider how much, mom, age doesnt matter for love, mom, what are you doing, mom, oh my god, oh my god, did you think that i was sleeping with denis, i havent had anything with him yet, so far, so ill break lunch, mom, well, listen, listen, please, you and i have both sorrow and joy in half, right . Look, dad left us , this is bad, but i have my first love, this is good, you are left alone, this is bad, but you have a new handsome gentleman, this is good, however, i really didnt like him, but at least you are with him you will be happy, equally, mom, mommy, dont cry, lord, mom, you and i have the right to personal happiness, well. Hello, im listening, pavel, sorry for waking you up, i i just couldnt wait until the morning, what happened, beauty, im sure youre a decent person, i ask you to forget everything that happened tonight. Forget, forget, it was a mistake, i will be very grateful to you if you forget everything, i everything. I forgot, but i hope you wont spoil things for me, and it wont affect the publication of my novels, oh, what a fool, wow, alice, good morning, good morning, what is this for, and tomorrow is march 8, and tomorrow i have negotiations, im afraid. Well, what other feeling . Tell me, have you ever tried to communicate with people without buying them . Alice, thats enough , no, you have nothing to do with it, its just a generation now, men who are used to buying everything and women who want to be bought at a higher price, this will all end, there will be a crowd of unhappy, lonely and embittered people, you want me . Do something nice, yes, lets just go for a walk along the streets, i havent walked for 100 years, alice, i cant now, i have negotiations in an hour, but i can walk with you from 4 to 5, or better if at about three my secretary will call you and confirm the meeting, well, yes, secretary, secretary, well, i i cant talk at this time, okay . Alice, what about the flowers . Here are the brats, two against one, come on, why are you billy . I liked my mobile phone, oh, okay, come on, get up, otherwise youll catch a cold, come on, come on, come on, thank you, oh, leg, whats your name, novel, yeah, lucky you, little ones, just a sprain, now well put a bandage on it, and at home youll make him a cold bath, no big deal, yeah, but tell me, what about his ears . Thanks to you, he escaped with only a fright, but why thanks to me . My mother bought a nice jacket for my son, and this is his i saved you, next time you wont let one of you out of the house. Its okay, guy, bruises to the bone suit a man, and your son looks very much like you, very much, right . Well, youll probably get screwed now, but i dont think so. Thank you for everything, but for nothing , listen, if you want, ill get up with you, ill explain everything, no need, ill fall apart myself, well, look, brother, goodbye, very cool, just super, goodbye, bye. Natasha, what happened to you with this thicket . With gushchin nothing, well, nothing, and then he bursts into my office and demands that he the manuscript was handed over to another editor, and what did he tell you . Said nothing, he demanded that his book be transferred to another editor, so stop, stop, stop, stop. That you have little work, besides this thicket, lord, you had something with him, its clear, so, that means we ll do the following, he probably hasnt left yet, bully, call me, please, hes here somewhere. Okay, oleg stepanovich, so, hes coming now, go there and listen, yes, oleg stepanovich, gushchin is in the reception room, okay, let him come in. Pavel arsenievich, arsenievich, i would still like to understand why you refuse to work with natalya palovna, but she is our best editor, everyone takes her into account, there are never any excesses, you know, i dont want to discuss this issue anymore, but for her own good, no, you see, we will have to discuss it. Because i , as a manager, need to know what s going on, what if she offended you with something, oleg stepanovich, well, its not worth a damn, we just didnt find a common language with her, such an argument suits you, no, not satisfied, oleg stepanovich, can i be there . Speak to you frankly, like man to man, pavich, of course, of course, you understand , natalya pavlovna had, how to say, her own views on me, and i couldnt live up to them, a purely everyday situation, well, yes, somehow not very like a man, somehow dishonest , i agree, but you understand me, im ready to console a lonely woman, but shes not my type, shes charming. Woman, well, a little old for me, pavel arsenievich, arsenievich, pavel arenievich, you are probably a talented young man, but even this does not give you the right to be lets go, you probably found out everything you wanted, i can go, goodbye. Tat, i understand everything, what a horror, oh, how embarrassing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, why is he doing this to me, nothing, nothing, calm down, calm down, everything is fine, doctors girls. Mommy, how did you scare us . Where is oleg . You barely saw off your boss and there is absolutely nothing for a man to do here. What about me . Nothing romantic. You are not turgenevs girl. You fainted not from a simple flu, weve already brought down your temperature, now the main thing for you is to drink more, thats it now there will be tea, you know, yes we know, tat , nothing so terrible happened, as my mother would say, we stepped over one more scoundrel on our way, thats right, we stepped over and forgot, so, child, let shura do his homework. How, how to forget such a shame , such humiliation, yes, tattoo, forget, can you imagine if. Every woman remembered all her humiliations and insults, and the whole globe would be covered with lifeless womens bodies, no, girls, you just need to remember happy love, Everything Else is rotten everyday life, you remember my eric, eric, that was love, love, carrots. God, what suffering, torment, as if not with me, but what is the result . And as a result, he took away my opportunity to have children, and i probably wont love anyone else. Girls, why do we get it into our heads that a woman can only be happy with a man . In general, i believe that a woman can be happy alone. So, girls . Then you and i are the happiest, tatka is alone, sonya is alone, and i am alone, irka, dont you dare disappear until nightfall today, why . Because im still young every day with a guy take a walk, mom, 90, it will be too late for me to do this, thats it, bye, take the cook, now, go, bye, come on hello, can i ask natalya pavlovna . Yes its me. Pavel kushchins mother is speaking to you. Im listening to you. Pavlik left for several days and asked me to pick up the manuscript of an old novel from you. If you will allow me, i am standing at your entrance. Please, apartment 57. Hello, hello, would you like tea and coffee . No thanks, im in a hurry. Just a minute. Here you are. I hope you didnt buy the manuscript. No, why should i . I know, abandoned women capable of different forms in the place, you have the manuscript, i didnt make a copy, all the best, all the best. Hes not a scoundrel, hes our editor inchief, single, his wife left him, the young fool missavol, uhhuh, has designs on you, but no, but you have designs on him, god forbid, then why does he come to eat our salads . Girls , look at me, tell me honestly, ive already completely lost my presentation, mom, what are you, aunt bert, look how beautiful you are, you look great, aunt bert, have you got a bastard, not yet, well, maybe start up, arts, please close , ive already seen enough of them today, it seems theyre calling, someone will open, meet oleg stepanovich, hello, hello, come in, have a seat, dont be shy, they wont offend us here, thank you, let me , as the only man here to congratulate, let me take it, thank you. Thank you, thank you, come in, come in, dont be shy, yeah, alezhenka, since youre the only man we have, look after us, ill have some vodka, yeah, thank you, nose for. Alezhenka, just dont be upset that a young beautiful girl told you to go to hell. Well, what can we do, these bowls, they are all from the outback, and you are such a prominent guy, so strong. With you, what is it, who else brought it . Sonechka, go, open up, the invited guest is worse than the tatar or better, sonny, i came to make peace, i even called your fault. And found out, he didnt even have a bruise, and he also said that there was nothing between you , so everything is fine, i congratulate you, happiness, and a little, well, i had a toothache, thank you, well, you know my mother, well please go away well, whats superfluous, well, youre not superfluous, just , just mom, sonya, who is it, is it you, bastard, what do you want here, madam, i personally came to congratulate you. To ask your daughter for forgiveness, and you didnt you can deprive me of the right to speak, ill give you a minute, and so that your spirit is not here, you bastard, you will keep me here like a hoya, well, slav, well, you know that there will be a scandal, well, thank you for the flowers, just come on later lets talk, and oh, sonya, sonya, youre a fool, im with all my heart for you, you have guests, so be a cultured person, invite you to the table. Slav , well, dont start, well, well, go away, please, slav, yes, dont think about it, slav, please, slav, here i am, happy holiday to everyone, after all, im not a complete stranger here, mom, youre welcome to us not for long, slavochka , slav, well, go away, please , i beg you, madam, ill cut off the official part and unmoor, mom, youre not my own, but its your holiday, so ill drink to that, dont call me mom put my water in its place. Its clear, im not nice to you, im nice to your daughter, how should we deal with this fact, and why mothers, you are the coffins of our love, and i would carry your daughter in my arms, motherfucker, you dont carry yourself, rapist, lets get along, its clear where we are going with our pig snout, we re like koi to you, right . Slava , its time for you to get some air, no, no, im not blowing, you should, boiler, thats it, you got me , you see, the table, im walking along a political road, i suffered on ethnic grounds, its true, and so mom, mom, she betrayed me. She fucked me, comrade, comrade sergeant, comrade torshina, i didnt want to throw her out the window, i was purely trying to scare her, shes a steadfast fate for us break. Thank you, oh, well, how were the negotiations, successful . Yes, what kind of negotiations, i ve been standing here for 3 hours, im cold as a dog, i didnt get into the car so as not to fall asleep, im waiting for you, uhhuh, ill tell you now, ill tell you now. Marry me, what, marry me. Is this some kind of joke . Why a joke . You are the woman i have dreamed of all my life. Do we really love each other . Well, what does love have to do with it . Well, what does love have to do with it . Youre a business woman. You know very well that love marriages last much less than arranged marriages. By k what calculation . Well, i bought women, i bought them and i felt sick, and because i dont understand whether she loves you or the life that you designed for her, you, this is a completely different matter, you are completely different, you are modern, you are independent, you are smart , good night. That really hurts or what . It hurts, you know how your head twitches, you need to tell someone that you have a toothache, sleepyhead, no one here is interested in my suffering, so im working for the benefit of the national police, i became the commissioner for painting the perimeter, eat i brought it to you, who cooked it, i cooked it myself, its definitely not my mother, is it her . Is poisoning, her hand wont tremble, thank you, lets show you what you have here, cutlets, connections 213, we need to do something about it, well. Behave normally, but i cant help but scream, im terribly afraid of teeth doctors, dont worry, we have a wonderful doctor, yeah, you wont even feel pain, good, that s great. Place, open your mouth, and which ones . Question one, open it, why are you stuck to my sun, dont turn your head, im carrying my jaw, you dont understand, that shes too tough for you, shut up, i ll answer it myself, what do you think, if sonyas personal life hasnt stuck together, you can get your hands on this gift, open your mouth, take your hands away. Ive already entered the canal , ive been teaching her all my life, all my life, to drink only clean water, its better to die of thirst than drink from a puddle, the second question is, what do you have against my great people, who have endured so much without you, nothing i dont have anything against your people, i love you. Whats happened . Its okay, comrade sergeant, everything is fine with us, i havent finished yet, i dont know, ill come now, yeah, hi. How are you, have you calmed down a little . What are you talking about . Thank you for returning the manuscripts without a scandal, you are still a rare snowflake. Hi, hi, well, where is he, there he stands, hes an infection , he doesnt clean a damn thing, he spits out dust right in my face, whats the purpose of cleaning , are you expecting guests, but im not expecting anyone, i want to scrub the apartment and die in order, just like that die. Die just like that, now, i have a lot of reasons for this, what are you talking about, my husband ran away, you might have gotten used to this by now, my daughter is having an affair with an older guy, has the right to herself, remember at her age, the young talent of guschin insulted me as he humiliated women as an editor, well, dont forget about this scoundrel, not only that, but also his mother . You might think that i could put my last name on the cover of his novel, dont think about it , maybe its hereditary, you see, theres no reason to despair, so come on, finish the cleaning, start a new life, and maybe in the next weekend we will go shopping with you, what do you smell like, fry chicken. Apples, chicken with apples, so with apples are like frying a duck with a goose, i just wanted chicken, listen, olik, this torments me, why did gushchin take the manuscript, but can i really be suspected of forgery, the chicken is on fire, oops, quiet, quiet, olek, look, well, what . Its like, wait, be careful. Well, what is it, oleg , i cant do anything, nothing, im a fool, im no good, you know, im nowhere, i feel bad, i m lonely, i dont know what to do, i thought, i got my hopes up, i have nothing it turns out, nothing, well, calm down, well, honey, please, stop crying, dont cry, its not enough for me all this, and youre still burning, well, dont cry, come on, stop crying, but im trying, the tears dont stop, now, now ill help you, theres. An amazing method for relieving stress, you trust me, just dont show off, okay, okay, yes, yes, oleg, what are you doing , what am i treating you, is this a canadian method, a new one, if it takes more than 3 minutes . The kiss lasts, then these hormones that cause stress, they die, but its real, people have proven it, shut up, im timing it, oleg, youre crazy came down, and if ira comes, ill tell you to keep quiet, you can, thats it, thats it, keep quiet. youre driving me away, but you still couldnt explain to your daughter that children are brought by neis. you, and what no, here are the little guys , are you laughing, or what, im laughing, yes, i had a good time, im laughing, my god, working for so many years together, they ruined such a good good relationship, that we ruined, that we ruined, that we spoiled it, okay, right, what is hidden for us . From your irka, let s get married, who will judge us, lets get married, yes, lets get married, are you against it . No, i didnt think so well, were both not divorced yet, well, well get divorced, and then well get married, listen, im so grateful to my lady that she left me, and im grateful to your ilya that he left you, such a bastard, im sorry that i came late, but denis and i went to the museum, oh, hello, oleg stepanovich, why are you lying there, are you feeling bad, or what . And its good, great, what about you, love, think about what youre talking about, irochka, let me, i wont hang noodles on your young ears, i dont need yours. Noodles, yes, especially since there are plenty of noodles, well, at least heres yours museum, we all understand that all museums have been closed for a long time, so, unlike you, i will tell the truth, i want to marry your mother, oh, just some kind of bad dream, no, wait, im right i understand, aunt bertha is getting married, no, can you imagine, but im just in shock. And who do you even know, of course i know, her colleague, an old hungarian named latsia, shes leaving to live with him in budapest, and you, what am i, well, are you happy or not, but i dont know, you dont even know , my mother and i were never separated for a long time, i i dont even know how to live now, stop it, im stunned, im getting married at 60, who is this hungarian, youre a dentist, a world famous scientist, listen, why is bertha suddenly playing for you . No, well, you know , yes, mom, mom called me here to the kitchen, sonya, i kept hoping that you would find yourself a decent man, someday you and i need to break away from each other, i already know, somehow, in in general, my patience has run out, im getting married, heres aunt berthas happiness, listen, girls, well, we dont have long to wait for happiness either, about 20 years. Heres grandmas giving, what kind of grandmother am i to you, my life is just beginning, and you make me sick, why are you sitting here, the three halfgraces are full of men around, whoever is not gay and not a woman is a man, well, they are bastards, all of them, but others were not brought to this planet, even a woman with a scoundrel man. No better than one, oh, my dear, i should throw it all away, dont touch it, ill look at it later, but what to watch, complete graphomaniacs, this is written by your hand, rubbish, well, sir, well, ill help, forgive me. Oleg, guschin is a plagiarist, nadashka, im tired of waiting, youre not bored, im very bored, i m bored, but listen to me carefully, plagiarist, i can prove it, i wont take care of business. I have one main thing, its you, we publish stolen novels, you re taking revenge on me, what kind of revenge are you taking, i found the manuscript that he sent us 3 years ago, its a complete mess, what do you suggest . I have an examination, what kind of examination, for what money , an examination, that this should be my problem, let it be the problem of those from whom he stole it, let it be on his conscience will be, and not on mine, we are publishers, we are just publishers, why are we publishers most of all . The victim will show up sooner or later, in general, i am convinced that the novel was written by a very talented author, most likely a woman, an agushkin thief, okay, do this business, go, get away from. Sin, go, well have lunch together, where are you going can you get away from me . Were having breakfast too, shes still here, mom went to the hotel to see her fiance. Well, well change the wiring, the cabinet will be restored, but why is it wet . Yes faucet with such a faucet your mother could be more modestly, the spin cycle in the machine does not work. sonka, im not a prince , i dont know how to hold a conversation in society, i dont even know a single decent joke, i always remember some swear words, i love you so much, and now that your mother, no, i really wish her happiness. Become, he warned me, by the way, that you might start saying nasty things about him, it s you out of anger that he abandoned you, rin, calm down, you, you hear what youre saying, he idolizes me, and you with him nothing shines, so youre angry that everyone is leaving you, and the husband and pasha, and the bush is geni, he is geni, you know who is there, please open it, and you . Natalya pavlovna tropinina from the publishing house, have you been to see me . Hello, hello, natalya pavlovna, pavlik is not at home, but can i talk to you . It is very important. Excuse me for looking like this, i have a tormented cough from bronchitis, will you have some tea . No thanks, nothing needed. Who wrote the Bad Reputation . This wasnt written by pavel arsenich, right . God bless you, who else could have written this . I dont know, the novel is very good, but the author is someone else. Why are you so decided . And ill tell you more, it was written by a woman. Ive been editing other peoples works for so long that i can accurately distinguish a mans hand from a womans. Why do you need this . I know that he has a difficult character, he can be rude. Why do you need to ruin the boys fate . However, he chose his own