Isnt it beautiful . barking shrieking last time i was here, they were puppies. Now, which one of you is scamp . That hair dryer, mine. Copy of Leisure Properties monthly mine. Looky here, they got the water that dont give you the hot poops. Swanky. Look, i admit, its a great room, but i saw an ad that anyone can rent the same okelly suite for 35 a night. Youre paying three times that. Come here, hank. Do you know whats out there . Okellys private yacht, manned 24 hours a day by the creme de la creme of the mexican navy. Got a private chef used to work for cantinflas. Hank i dont see anything. Thats cause youre looking with renters eyes. I think i see it. You get in good with okelly, you get on that yacht. Thats the kind of lifestyle you buy into here at el grande vista. But youre not really buying. It says in their own brochure americans can not own land in mexico. If i dont own anything, why am i paying all these maintenance fees and property taxes . Good point. Youve still got ten hours to get out, dad. I aint getting out of anything. I like it here. Fatty, lets go to the owners pool. Just pour it in the snorkel. Pour it. Yeah, becoming an owner was the best thing i did with the money i inherited. I should have brought topsys ashes down here and spread them over a senorita. laughing all right, all right. Rich, youre all right, all right, but you know what i dont get . Hank was saying if you buy a timeshare in mexico, you cant even own it cause youre a foreigner. How can you buy something that you cant own . Why, thats true. My son is a jackass and a killjoy, but that is a puzzler. Bill, why dont you get us some chips and salsa . Can do. So level with me, rich. Is it true . Colonel, i wasnt supposed to tell you this, because youre not an owner yet, but youve already been handpicked by okelly to join his el president e circle. Its an elite group of owners. Very exclusive. Youd have a condo on el president e island. Use of okellys helicopter, humidor privileges, oh. Youll receive your own el president e medal of achievement. It all happens aboard okellys yacht tomorrow night assuming you decide to stay. Handpicked, eh . Yeah, i could chew that over. Uh. Your friend. I dont know how to put this. Okellys yacht may be big, but theres not always room on it for everyone. Fatty sir, yes, sir im done with you. Get packin. Yeah, but. Sir, please swim to the shallow end. Dad dad sir, please stop that. playing mariachi music sobbing bill . Your dad doesnt need me anymore. He dumped me for okelly. Bill, ive only got a couple of hours to get my dad out of this deal, and i cant do it alone. I need you. playing festive music rich colonel, your cabeza es muy grande. Hurry up, bill. Theyre measuring my dad for a sombrero. Im almost through, im almost through. Im. Ow theres the fence. Dang it, well never get to him in time. Hes gonna lose every penny. Maybe we should just give up and let him enjoy himself. I mean, a month ago he didnt even have that money. No, this is important. I cant let him get ripped off. Beautiful, colonel. Very authentic. I came down here to protect my dad and damn it, thats what im going to do. Weve gotta get to rich. Bill just look out for those guys in the feathers. They worked me over pretty good after they kicked me out of the pool. Leave this to me. Ill distract them. I am going to go and eat some of okellys penguins sighs americans cannot own land in mexico americans cannot own land in mexico. Im sorry, hes not a member. Okay, you little weasel, im not letting you steal any more of my dads money. Steal . Hank, your dad is an adult. He has a right to spend his own money and this is how he wants to spend it. But he doesnt even have anything. He lives in an apartment and only gets 300 a month pension. He cant even afford real cheerios. He eats something called oat loops. Its made right around here. What . But then. How can we raise his monthly ownership dues . And if hes not a homeowner, then. What are we going to foreclose on . Fine. You want your dad out of this . Hes out. Dad . You there . Ive got something to talk about with you. Which cufflinks do you think okelly would like more . The ones that look like bosoms . Or the ones that look like guns . Whyre you all dressed up . You only become el president e once, boy. I want to look sharp tomorrow night when i board okellys yacht and the great man himself hands me my el president e medal of achievement. Uh. Thats why i came by. I, uh. I gotta admit, hank. Since all my buddies kicked off, things just aint felt right, but now i gots me some place where i belong. Uh, yeah. We need to talk about that. Nothing to talk about. I was born. I lived. Then i got to be el president e and that made it all worthwhile. King of the hill is brought to you in part by. Could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. Yep, Everybody Knows that. Well, did you know some owls arent that wise . Dont forget im having brunch with meghan tomorrow. Who . Meghan, my coworker. Who . Seriously . Youve met her like three times. Who . sighs geico. Fifteen minutes could save you. Well, you know. Wherever your sutwist the ride. With twizzlers. The twist you cant resist. sighs i tried to help my dad and ive made everything worse. Meeting okelly has become his whole reason for living. I got hit in the head, hank. I cant hear too well. Is this butter or water . May i have your coupons, please . Uh, we dont have any coupons. Then. What are you doing here . Tapado, no van a creer lo que he visto hes going to be devastated when he cant get on that damn yacht. Im not gonna let this happen. Im going to the one place that can get something done about it. Mr. Hill, ive had a lot of complaints about timeshares, but theyre pretty tough contracts to get out of. No, i already got him out of his contract. The problem is my dad wants to be an el president e level member. Oh. And they wont let him in because hes. Why wont they let him in . Because you cant be an el president e member unless you buy a timeshare. So you want me to get your father into el president e for free . Yeah, that would be great. I got it why dont we slap an embargo on all of mexico till rich lets him in . You know, starve em out. Im kidding, mr. Hill. Peggy well, hello there. We are your new next door neighbors. Youre gonna love us what happened to the petersons . Unclear. So, what do you say, how about a swim, neighbor . Neighbor . Neighbor . neighbor what do you mean, i aint on the list . Im sorry, colonel. This is very awkward. Awkward . Awkward is me slicing your belly open now, let me on that yacht but i was handpicked by okelly. Oh. You just cant beat these guys, hank. Yeah, well, i gotta find some way to get inside there. sighs im off to urinate on the statue of okelly wild yell dont touch. muffled yelling look, rich, i know i asked you to let my dad out of that timeshare, but i didnt realize how much el president e meant to him. Can you just let him back in so he can get on that boat tonight . Id love to, hank, but i dont know. Theres a lot of paperwork to do, not to mention some pretty steep express processing fees. sniffs but maybe there is way we could overlook all that. Yeah . If cotton recommended someone who bought, say, a week at el grande vista, maybe okelly would reconsider him. Oh, god. Oh, no. Hank, how much do you spend on a typical vacation . sighs deeply jimmy i cant thank you enough, mr. Hill. I was about to lose my job. And my wife. Save it, jim. Hes in the bag. Great. Sign here, here, and here. Yep. Yep. men laughing hey, dad. So, how was el president e . Did you get to meet okelly . I wish i could tell you, boy, but code of the el president e. What happens on that yacht stays on that yacht. Hey, rich told me you were gonna buy a week here at the vista hell, thats great news thats right, dad. Well, ill leave you two owners. Please accept these coupons for soup and half a sandwich. Look how beautiful it is, boy. I told you i knew how to spend that money. Hell, topsy couldnt have spent it better himself. Youre right about that, dad. This was a great investment, i tell you what. Bill but, hank, i thought you said americans cant own land in mexico. pained grunt hank a great investment. Captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org bill just pour it in the snorkel pour it. shocking new video, Nicole Kidman mowed down by a photog. Now on extra. Nicole violently knocked do tot ground in her designer dress. The moment by moment disaster all caught on camera. Lindseys mom, dina, busted for drunk driving. How loaded was she and did lindsey bail her out . More on the Seaside Heights inferno. We were just on that boardwalk and it is just crazy. Now trending, where we just spotted kim and kanye together for the first time in weeks. Hugh jackman auditioning to be an extra reporter. Here on the red carpet. How did you feel about doing all those nude scenes . New York Fashion Week, extra style. The stars, the shows, the number one hot color for spring. Plus dancing judge bruno is here for an interview with me today. You will never guess where he found him. Bruno . El conquistador. This is extra from Universal Studios hollywood, the entertainment capital of l. A. Welcome to extra. Im mario lopez. Im maria menounos. Dina lohan arrested for drinking and driving. What she accused the cops of doing during the bust. A lot of drama for that family, glad to one was hurt. First, Nicole Kidman run down by a paparazzo on a bike p. Cameras caught the entire headon collision. Jerry has the video and nicoles first words right after. Smashed, spun around, slammed to the ground. [ bleep ] the frightening moment of impact caught on tape the angry oscar winner threatening to press charges. I want to get his name. Now extra with nicoles first words on her new york paparazzo crash. I am. Im up. Im walking around, but i was shaken. Shaken right out of one designer stiletto. The photog laid out on the sidewalk. The oscar winner hobbling into her hotel. Her right foot barefoot. And this is how it all went down. Nicole in town for fashion week. When one comes racing up the sidewalk on his bike, smacking right into nicole. Crashed into Nicole Kidman the photog, carl wu, immediately apologizing. Im so sorry, i tried to brake threatening legal action moments after the crash. I want to get his name. And press charges. Paramedics rushed to the hotel. Nicole wasnt seriously hurt. And a few hours later walked the calvin klein red carpet. Ive just left that up to the police and everything. This not nicoles first run in, scolding a snapper at her 2005 bewitched premiere. And this is not wus first star chaser controversy. Reportedly shoved by one of gagas bodyguards after trailing her into a parking garage. Im so sorry. Im so sorry. This time cited for reckless driving, riding his bike on the sidewalk. Fortunate this wasnt much worse crazy accident. Im glad she is okay. Yeah, and the paparazzi makes it worse. Dina was just arrested for dwi. Pulled over for speeding, kirding to police, she was pretty drunk. We have got the latest. Her eyes droopy, her lips, almost smirking. This is what point 20 looks like. Dina lohan pulling a lindsay lohan, mugging for new York State Troopers after being busted for dwi in long island last night. Lohans blood alcohol level twice the legal limit. She reportedly claimed cops hurt her during the arrest but later recanted after paramedics found no injuries. Remember, deep nah was accused of being under the influence during this dr. Phil interview. Lets talk about are we to camera now, rolling . Im sorry. Okay. She denied being drunk, her ex, michael, reacting to dinas new mugshot. That hurts to see t as sad as it is, it can work out for her benefit like it did for me, like it did for lindsey and sometimes you have to have that epiphany in your life that arrest or that one experience that will, you know, make you turn it around. Dina has been bailed out but not by lindsey. She is due back in court later this month. Kim and kanye spotted together for the first time in weeks. All new pics. Kimye snapped checking in on their 11 million bel air dream home. Kim, still blonde. Her shrinking body after baby in an allwhite ensemble for the construction tour. Just a terrible scene. The jersey shore boardwalk going up in flames, aj. Yeah, heartbreaking video. The boardwalk in seaside park just recovering from the damage caused by Hurricane Sandy and now this. The fire reportedly started in a custard shop and quickly got out of control, tearing through more than 30 businesses and spreading to Seaside Heights where jersey shore was filmed. Snooki taking time from her dancing with the stars prep share her emotions. They just rebuilt everything and now its all gone again. They have the worst luck ever. Its so sad. I feel terrible. Linda ronstadt just revealed shes battling parkinsons. Now the iconic singer sharing her story on world news with diane sawyer. Another parkinsons person said life after death isnt the question. Its life before death. So what are you gonna live . How are you gonna do it . Ronstadts interview tonight on abc. Spent one of the night with the coolest, sweetest guys hollywood, your fellow aussie, hugh jackman. Good accent. He truly is the best, 15 minutes into the interview, he turned the table on me. He can work the carpet and the mic. Here on the red carpet. Hugh jackman hijacking his own interview. One of these days, well get rid of this little fence. And we can actually be connected. I think we should. That would be amazing. Well be back right after the break with the news . Actually, you and jake are the story. Hugh, playing a dad of one of two missing kids. Were running out of time. Jake, the detective out to find them. Were considering all possibilities. I dont think you are considering all possibilities. Both guys protective of their reallife loved ones. I take pride in that. When you have people that you love enough to feel the sense to want to protect and keep them safe from things. Hugh and his wife, deborra lee, who have two kids. After doing this movie, im holding them a little closer, thats for sure. Its not really a normal situation, so i do really have to protect in that way as much as i can. My son hates it. Hes always hated it. My daughter sometimes loves it, which probably worries me more, hughs wife, his toughest film critic. Shes very honest with me and always gives it to me straight. Thats probably why weve been together 18 years. No bs. Thats our rule. Jakes rule when it comes to magazine covers . Look hot and mysterious. What does vman stand for . Uh, very, very man. What are you channeling for this image . I was blank. I was vacant. This is you vacant . Youre, like, give me something. If thats you with nothing, give me something. I know you guys developed a bit of a bromance. Yeah. He said that youre so nice that you he pisses lemonade. That was my secret. No secret about this, prisoners in theaters september 20th. Hugh is the best and on monday, he joins me here at Universal Studios hollywood. What his dads think of him the actor and why he couldnt stop punching him in the stomach. Now throw it over to mario, another one of our favorite stars. I never quite know what to expect when this next guy stops by and thats just the way i like it. Dancing with the stars judge Bruno Tonioli get up here. Good to see you, you look good. Expect the unexpected bruno always one of my favorite stars to interview, hes truly unpredictable. I feel like im getting impregnated just looking at you. Well, dont get too close. Dancing with the stars getting close, a major shakeup for their 17th season, the show coming to you only one night a week, turning the intensity up. This is a new season. Its got a lot of interesting stars and new changes, so what are your thoughts . Its going to be even more exciting than ever. Its much more interactive. The celebrities will be sitting next to the judges, can you imagine . Oh, there will be so much trouble, so they wont be in that balcony . No, thats gone. You have two of my former saved by the bell castmates on the show. If they take anything from you, theyll be good. Leah remini and elizabeth berkley, of course. What do you think of showgirls . Oh, i love it im wearing versace. Who are you most intrigued to see dance . Well, you know that but you wont come back. Okay, fine, bruno, a little salsa just for you. Queen latifah, john travolta, hairspray. Bffs reunited you guys are warming up already . Warming up and sitting down exclusively with extra welcome to the Queen Latifah show giving us the only invite to the set of her new daytime talk show you make up in the morning and go, damn, i am me. Dancing, laughing and why john is singing this. Then, breaking couples news, john legend and Chrissy Teigensity tallian escape. We have got all the details on their weekend wedding. Scarlett johansson shows office her engagement sparkler. Ill very happy. Coming up. Online now, a sneak peek at tonights hello ross on e. What a lovely couple. Joey fatone and lance bass talking about their vma reunion and lapses engagement. The previews at extratv. Com. He and queen latifa talked about a song i dont think i will forget. Queen latifa, john travolta, hairspray bffs reunited. Warmed up already . Warming up and sitting down exclusively with extra. Giving up the only invite to the set of her new daytime talk show. This is your first guest . My first guest. Exciting. Pretty huge. Suspect he gorgeous . Im okay. She is gorgeous. This is the perfect collaboration. It is wonderful. The queen pulling out all the stops for her return to daytime. Even bringing Jada Pinkett Smith on board as her executive producer. Its great to have people ive been friends with for a long time who i trust. Saves me work too, so i can focus on spending time with wonderful people like this guy here. I think its the most exciting thing to happen to daytime television in years you got that . Did you get that . And get this, her gorgeous new set designed by Lenny Kravitz really . Wow he has unbelievable Design Skills and he was really able to tap into my vibe. Now, john being the first interview, did you prepare for this . No, were gonna play it by ear, ya know first question. Do you wake up in the morning, and go, damn i am me . Next question . Gotta be about teamin up in hairspray you dont have to rush off ya know. I do, i left my iron on. One of my favorite moves, after you introduce me to all the food, that little side step we both do . Oh, i love that i dont know what it is about that simple step, but we both and it made me laugh every single time we did it. Both of them cracking up when john brought up his boy, benjamin. Hes 2 1 2 and hes making up verses, mostly about bathroom stuff. My poopie exactly in the toilet look i poo in the n