We have nothing to say to each other. All we do is talk about the ki or tell stories weve heard over and or and er. What stories . Robert swallowing that damn e ve hrd thastupid story a million times, ery time you see honey or a bee or aerson wi a puffy face. Ery time you see honey oyeah, ats a million. Or howbout thee your dad put a possumy in your tentts a million. During a camping tri d you literay jumped out your skin . What . It was scary. Yeah, thats not literally. You lirally jump out of your in, youre dead. Body outf skindead. How about you . Youre always telling me about the story where you wore purple shoes and your feet sweated and they turned purple. It was like i was making wine. Thats not funny. I know, see . We have nothing talk about we, were talking now. And you donethis is great. All right, im sorry. No, dont apologize. Im not mad at you. Well, how about a little yelling at you, then . Honey,ou dont think were in trouble if we cant come up th anything to talk about . Oh, come o we do okay. Maybe if we did more stuff tether we could come up with something to say to ch oer. Ay. Really . Yeah. Okay. All right, so so what could we do, you know, together . Well. Yoknow whats lovely . Falloo oh, ray, come on. Come on. What . Maybe you could talk hduring sex. See, thats something tt i always encouraged that. Look, how about we go to the Botanical Gardens . Oh. Hmm. Perhaps. Could be fun. Come on. I mean, they have trai and nature hikes and. Aw, forget it. Its lame. Ah, i mean, come on, pnts. Aw, forget it. We g plants its lamein the bathroo we never talk out them. All right, s what else could we do . We could watch the end of the netslakers game. Kiing. mry no, you know, thats whats wrg. I know, i make little joke im dumb. No, no, no, cause we should be able to watch sports gether come on, youre a sportwriter. Thats a big part ofour life. Im interested in your life. Yes, yes, i will watch the baetball game with you. I would like that. Really . Yes. Really . Okay, all right. Yeah, okay okay . All right, basketball it is oh, this is this is good. So, what could you do to takmore interest in me . Oh. Well, i was goingty you know ing theatching you know, actually,rts. I would really likto know what you tnk about this book i just rd. You mean by me ading it . I wod like tha yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Well, if im reading it, no, come on. E whicisbeogethe no, yeah, really. Wa. Nuts nt you to read this. Huh . Look, here it is. Devilwood. Hm uhhuh. Doesnt sound that b. [ dramat voice ] devilod. So, what dyou thk . I couldn take more of an interest in you just by reintroducing myself your bo u read tbookill lou take t. Chapteone. [ roars ] [ laughs ] ats wrong with you . Wake up. Dadsn his y. Put. Come on hey, wminute let me askou somng. One would be correctd dilwood, hey,in assuming th the bookwas ary orxcitg onor hadometngorrectd dilwood, viy inn assuming wouldn o . One ul well, then, e woulbe wrong. Whats going o raymo . Bra was to read tsso we haff in bui swear to god this suckers like a hor tranquizer. Here, listen to this. Listen tthis first line. Imagine a rain so beautiful it musnever have existed what ds th mean . Wh doethat mean . Ll mrighnow what does that mn . Xisted i donknow. Cause its nonsense lk. You have to cse this book. Yeah. Looklike little raymie cant watch the game. Hes got homork. Ats the oertinking, rrible thing she wants to watch sports together, too, ke the knicks today. Why . We wated a game together onalentines day, and apparently that went well, the being togetherd talking. And apparentlyatou guy that went well, ta about . Who kns . Thats why i ask you guys to come over. I need you to kind of absorb se of her. , were ke pawns in. Anif s asks, you should s that you came by caabout not ving sta girlfriend. I stiummed t about that. Perft. Im ck. Okay, yore not happy. Yeah, keep that look. Hey, i got se junk food for the game. K. Ah, sweet. Yeahi dropped the kids off berts here . So we i ow. I know its suosed to be our dostufftogether time, but i thin hes still depressed about not having a girlfriend you know, being a loser. What are y going to do,ight . I can just kick him out. Oh, well, okay. Yeah. So youre reading thbook, hu yeah. Yeah . You liking it so f . You know, its really very, very, ry, very nice. Y,ober how are you g . Okay. Just thought id stop by. Well, good, antime sowhs yr columnbout this week . Actuly, uh. Idoinit out the knks so its good were watching it. Interesting. Idoinit out the knks so iwould you ke tboun were watmedeas offf us talk about it, huh . Hey. Dad, whats . Pass me the chips, thats whats up. Are you here for the game, frank . No, e sparkling conversation. [ robert laughs ] okay, come on, move your ass hey, dad. Sorry. Uh, step lively. Come on, g it. Jump jump oh. What, she waiting fosomething to come out of t oven . No, frank. Ray and i are watching a basketball game together. Oh. What did he do . What do you mean . What did he do wrong that youd do this to him . Stop it, dad. You know, frank, the game is on at your house, too. Hey, dont get mad at me. Ray invited me. That thats an outrageous e. He invite you, too . I, uh. So raymond. I tried. Ea, noi cannot believe you okay, good. Let me ea, noi cannot believe you i just i just you just what . What . U just what . Will you let me finish sentence . If y let me nish, en i couldinish it. Well, now im at a loss for words. Is is all so sudden. I cant lievyou cant even watch sports with me. Youve goto have these two over as buers . I didnt think woultheyre good companyr even i dont buy that. Have youead any of that book . I read lot. Yeah . What it out . s its about a rain thats so betifu i cant ev belie it existed. Thats theirst line. You read one line and i wagoing to read the ne one when i ce out of my coma. So thats it . Youre just not gointo put any effort into this, so te yos it . Juston thinke ne turn our lis upde dn ju so we have re to talk about. Tryingo ta to tning yr li upside down . I st ii stopalking. Yeah, ray, doneven bother talking to me. You justnjoy your coma. All righaybe i will. See . This is why i stay out of relationships. Yeah, thats why. Because the salad there ist alw. Theiralways served withhe origin hidn valley ranch. Are so soft, chewy, and fied withhe fity selves. Th think ts world isnt bigenou. But wessure you it is. Bites. Little greatness. First date butterflies disappeared when conveation shifted to quoting classic 80s movies, followed by delicious enees, like our new bac jack grilled chicken with fresh avocadofrom our 20 dinner for two menu. Chilis. More life happens here. Oh, hi, dear. You here to pick up the kids . Oh, yeah, right, the kids. Yeah, in a minute. Yeah. Frank said that you and debra were having some sort yeah, inof a loud discussion. Dont worry about it, ma. Everythings fine. You hiding from her . Yeah. Then thishld be good. What, are you hiding out . No, im picking up the kids. Didnt i just ask for the kids . Whathe hell, ma . Dont bother. Ill get them. I said ill get them. Im capable of getting them. Hi, kids. I said i would pick them up. Yeah, how are yodo kids . Listen, i was saying hello to my parents, huh . A guy cant greet his loved ones . So, you dont mind spending time with them . , come on. Will you give me a break . I tried, huh . Didnt i try . Oh, okay, i get it. Youre mad at me for not talking to you, so now youre not talking to me. Ah, isnt that interesting . Maybe you should think about that, huh . Put that pipe in your mouth, hmm . What . What, what are you looking at . May we help you . No. Were fine. Theres a weird cat. It was outside. Yeah, its gone now. It was it had a brown eye and, like, one no eye. Yeahit was one of e. It was weird. Wow. I kn. Thats really really kind of sweet. Sweet . What, that . Theyre not talking. We, it like they dont have to. I dont think its cause ey dont have to. I think its cause they dont want to. I dont know. They seem so in tune. I see cows heres one doggie and res another doggie. Look at that. Thats great you know what . I need you to draw four more doggies and a chicken. That looks good to you . They theyust em so comfortable with each other. I dont know. Maybe were that point where we can be comfortable just being with each other. You want to be like them . Not exactly. But just imagine how much better our lentines dinner would have been if we werent so worried about filling up every single second with talk about butter. Well, you were the one who was everbabbling about the bread. Its only natural youre going to get my butter theory. All right, i know. I know, but what if we had just been happy to be out of the house, just us, enjoying the peace and the quiet . I do like quiet. Yeah, me, too. And peace. I guess the questions, for the next 30 years when its quiet, when we dont have anything to say to each other, do i mind having you sitting next to me no, i dont mind. Oh, okay. Good. You mind sitting next to me . No. You smell good. Oh. 30 years . Why did you say 30 years . Oh, i dont know. I just what, you think im going to die at 70 . No. 30 years thats a weird number. Shh, shh. Lets not talk. Okay. Hey, if it works for them. I cant look at him eat anymore. Captioning made possible by talk productions guys, you took tums® a couple hours ago. Why keep taking it if you know your heartburn keeps coming back . Thats how it works. You take some tums®. If heartburn comes back, you take some more. That doesnt make any sense. It makes plenty of sense if you dont think about it really, honey, why cant that dyou just deal with it anylike everybody else . Because i took a pepcid®. Fine. Debbie, youre my new favorite. [ male announcer ] break with tradition, take pepcid® complete. 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We should do like a Foreign Exchange she comes here, you go there. Oh, robbie hello, son whats wrong . What do you mean, dear . The happiness what gives . What, we canthistorically, no. . You funny bunny. Come on, sit down. Am i dng . [ doorbeings ] why nt you get the door, robbie . No. Comey doou wt get it . It. Gethe or [ yellin] ust me, robert. En its oka marie come on. You know, robbie robbie, i know that youve been lonely and in need of some company, so i have a little. What took long . I got bags here. This is it . I didnt like this surprise when you gave it to me 40 years ago. Hey, how about thank you . For what . For this. [ italian accent ] roberto. Stefia. What hw diyou get he . Had toabumper to bumper. To cro oh, robb, are you ppy . I asked her to visit to cheer you up. Me i did it. Stefania. Let me helyou. It is good to see you. Oh, its go toee you. Ma, you d . Who else . Thank you for inviting me. You are nice and beautiful. Man, does she need an english lesson. Hi, i remember your head. Man, does she need an english lesson. Hey, hi, nice to see you agn. So this is you after a 10hour plane ride, huh . Well, i give up. Hello. Hi. Thank you for getting us. Did you say us . You remember my father marco fogagnolo. Yes, yes, of course. You waand then you your putteswing it back y . Oh. Oh, boy. Okay. All right. Whats happening . Okay. You take the putter back like this, and then you hey, look at that hell of a shot there. You buy me another hot dog now. Well, you know, theres more to america than just hot dogs. I like hot dogs. Okay, well, ill tell you what ill buy you another hot dog later. If youre good. Okay. You hit now. Hey, there hey ll right. Ha ha ha ha. Oh hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think youre doing . What . I do nothing. Oh, i think you did, you naughty monkey. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, come on hey, youre a good golf player. Well, im trying to be. All right. Listen, about okay, okay, okay. Come here. Listen, listen. Look, ii know youre just trying to have fun, okay, but theres something you should know. See, when raymond and i were kids, he used to poke me quite a bit, all right . Poke, poke, poke, poke. He was, how you say, uh, a jerk, okay . So thats why now im sort of antipoke, okay . Oh, no, no, no, no, but, listen, if i had to choose someone to poke me, it would be you. But dont poke me. Okay . All right, here, you go first. Okay. All right, very good. Try again. Okay, all right, take yeah, all right. Take your time. Okay, all right, well, that thats, uh, all right. Thats an interesting technique. All right very nice okay. Okay. Very good. Thank you. Okay. [ hits ball into cup ] hey, bravo, berto very good. Thank you, thank you. Aah ooh, i like. So, you two having a good time . Yeah, a blast. Things are fantastic. Did, uh, you two do the, uh. The what . The hucklebuckle . Why dont you mind your own business . Oh, come on, im married, man. I dont even huckle. Here you go. Hey, suzy, i got that. Really . Hey, nemo, franks picking up a tab. Dont take a check from him. Hey, dont embarrass me in front of my international guests, all right . Im buying. Hey, youwo, were splitting this. See what im saying . Grazie. I want tsay something. I come to america take care for stefania, but i also dream always to come to this country, and it is like i dream. I like the people, i like the life here very much. With the large drinks and so much ice. And i have to say, did not like so much this one. But now i do. And i know stefania do. So what i tell you now is, we stay. What . Whwhere . Here lynbrook, america. Thats cool. Its great surprise, no . Uh, yeah. Yeah yeah, great surprise. But you just cant live here. I mean, what will you do. Sir