Well, wu, you delivered all three of my kids. Each one is dumber than the last. Plus, they all have add and although my husband nor i have red hair, they are all creepy ginger kids. Its caused by a recessive gene. Thats one theory. Do you wanna hear mine . You gave me too much pitocin when i was in labor, and it screwed up their dna. Thats not theory. You just made that up. Mrs. Schuester, is your sister on some kind of new psychotropic medication . Not that i know of. Thats offensive. Are you all right . Shh. Heres the deal, wu my husband does the taxes for some very powerful midsized law firms in this town. And im sure somebody would be more than happy to take on my lawsuit. Youll never win. I dont have to win. Theres only two obs in this town. You get even the slightest stink on you, and you can bet that a bunch of your patients will just close on up their legs and walk on over to dr. Chin. Okay, this is outrageous. What do you want . Listen here, treasuretrail, were about to have a smackdown. I dont want to have a confrontation. Dont play stupid with me, stubbles. Im having finns baby and you need to back off. Im asking you as nicely as i possibly can. Leave him alone. Youre right. Ive helped you not because its the right thing to do, but because i had romantic ulterior motives. But just so were clear, youre the one whos cheating. Excuse me . I have on Good Authority that youre sue sylvesters mole. And you can deny it all you want, but i know its true. I have no idea what youre talking about. Sues not on your side, quinn. Shes not on anyones side but her own. Can you imagine what shes gonna do once she finds out about your situation . Shell probably try to rip off your uniform with her bare hands. Every time you whisper in her ear, you empower her to do more damage to the glee club. And right now, glee club is all you have, and if i were you, id recognize who my true friends are. Oh, and id practice a little bit more. Because you obviously have a lot you need to express. Oh, you have no idea. Set me free, why dont you, baby . Get out my life, why dont you, baby . cause you dont really love me you just keep me hanging on you dont really need me but you keep me hanging on why do you keep coming around playing with my heart . Why dont you get out of my life and let me make a new start . Let me get over you the way youve gotten over me hey, set me free, why dont you, baby . Let me be, why dont you, baby . cause you dont really love me you just keep me hanging on now you dont really want me you just keep me hanging on you say although we broke up you still wanna be just friends but how can we still be friends when seeing you only breaks my heart again . And there aint nothin i can do about it. Whoa, whoa, whoa set me free, why dont you, baby . Get out my life, why dont you, baby . Go on, get out, get out of my life and let me sleep at night please, cause you dont really love me you just keep me hanging on on, on, on. music ends all right, everybody, take five. Eration sponsored by. Glee will be right back. We would just like to say that although we find ourselves o, we hope you enjoy our number and we look forward to seeing yours. Sue get on with it enough with the jibbajabba sing something sue, you cant talk to kids that way. Tell me how im supposed to breathe with no air . All right, thats it. Come on. She had her chance. Everybody up were leaving. Im sorry. Is there a fire . No, and thats the point, there is no fire. You know, its sad enough that my sues kids are living in squalor and probably on food stamps. My dads a dentist. But for you to drag them in here and bore them to death, i wont stand for it. Come on, kids, out. Were going for conies, my treat. All right, thats it really . You know what, sue . Youve been pretty honest about your feelings for me, so let me return the favor. Youre rude, sue. You have no class, and you are a terrible teacher ill have you know i have my phd. You got it online, sue you are a failed performer, will you werent good enough to make it in the real world. Youre not even good enough to run this stupid little club that nobody cares about. Time after time, will, you fail you spend every waking moment of your life figuring out ways to terrify children to try to make you feel better about yourself, and the fact that youre probably gonna spend the rest of your life alone how dare you to talk to me like that dont you even go. dont you point your. slowmotion arguing enough im sorry mr. Shue, ms. Sylvester, but if we wanted to hear mom and dad fight, those of us who still have two parents would just stay home on payday. I agree. Glee club is supposed to be fun. And furthermore, i dont like this minority business. I may be a strong, proud black woman, but im a lot more than that. Im out. Mme, too. Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show u how a real stormout is done. I encourage you to follow my lead. sighs is that necessary . Its nothing i havent seen before. I mean, i am the one who knocked her up. Just standard operating procedure. sighs you okay, mr. Schuester . You seem upset. Just, just a little stressed. Bad day at work. Will, youre about to see your child for the first time. Can you forget about those dancing delinquents for one minute . Youre right. Im sorry. Oh, my parents are gonna kill me if i dont come home with the dvd. Got it right here. All right the gel. Oh gasps will you okay . Wu ooh, that must be cold. Its really. Yeah, its a little cold. Sorry about that. Wow thats him coughs oh, hold on a sec. What . Is something wrong with him . Well, not exactly. This is really embarrassing, but it appears as if your boy is a girl. gasps oh, my god did something happen to his. . No, he never had one. Hes a she. Must have misread the first sonogram. Sorry about that. Honey, i didnt know that having a boy was so important to you. It isnt. I dont care what she is. Shes all ours. Im just so. Happy. No matter what happens, i want you to remember at this moment, that we love each other, okay . Sponsored in part by. Too small. Too soft. Too tasty. [ both laugh ] [ male announcer ] introducing progressos new creamy alfredo soup. Inspired by perfection. [ female announcer ] at 100 calories, not all food choices add up. Some are giant. Some not so giant. When managing your weight, bigger is always better. Ho ho ho green giant [ hans ] toaster strudel [ angelic music plays ] dont overthink it. [ hans ] warm, flakey, gooey. Toaster strudel faster than kenny n dodge a question. Honey, howd that test go . 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Not mtv, but still. chuckles why do i feel like im about to fall through a trapdoor into a pit of fire . Because you dont trust me. Mm. I know my methods are extreme. And i know im not like the rest of you hippies, caring about the kids feelings as if theyre real, but i do care about teaching. And when i coach them, and they win. I win. And you know how i feel about winning. I do. Look, whos to say everything i do is 100 on the ball . No one would say that. Probably right. But, um, in hindsight. You were right to shine the spotlight on the fact that those kids are minorities. Because youre all minorities. You are in the glee club. Now there are only 12 of you, and all you have is each other. So it doesnt matter that rachel is jewish, or that finn is. Unable to tell my rights from my lefts. all chuckle sure. Or that santana is latina, or that quinn is. Pregnant. Sorry, q. Itll be all over the blogosphere by this afternoon. Now everybody knows. Including me. gasping bangs locker how could you do that . Do you have any idea how much pain you caused by running that story . Sue made me do it. This was a particularly interesting find from todays round of locker checks. Are these your droopy white granny panties, jacob . Are you an eve who was born a steve . Because if you are, i think theres a special school that would better address your needs. And i think that school is in thailand. Rachel gave them to me so i wouldnt run the quinn story. What quinn story . Quinn fabrays pregnant. Not a chance. If my head cheerleader was pregnant, jeopardizing the very future of my cheerios and thus my teaching tenure, i think she would have come to me. Quinn fabray respects me, would never lie to me, never. I have three sources confirming. Please dont expel me. Ill kill the story. No. Run it. Im sorry, rachel. quinn sobbing finn its okay. Its okay. Its okay. Its okay. Everythings gonna be okay. Youre not alone together we stand ill be by your side you know ill take your hand when it gets cold and it feels like the end theres no place to go you know i wont give in ah. Ah. No, i wont give in ahah. Yeah, yeah keep holding on cause you know well make it through well make it through just stay strong cause you know im here for you, im here for you theres nothing you can say nothing you can say nothing you can do nothing you can do theres no other way when it comes to the truth so keep holding on cause you know well make it through well make it through hear me when i say, when i say, i believe nothings gonna change, nothings gonna change destiny whatevers meant to be will work out perfectly yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah dadadada dadadada dadadadadadada keep holding on cause you know well make it through, well make it through ahah. 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I have a doctorate in psychology from the university of pennsylvania, where my dissertation on the effects of job stress was published. Thats great. Im sure mom is really proud of you, sweets. Dr. Sweets, or lance, you know, if youre more comfortable with informality, but id prefer, out of respect for each other and the process of psychotherapy, that we at least try to, uh. Sign the forms so i can get out of this suit and i could have a saturday night. I dont care how young you are. Ive never believed in psychotherapy. Mm. Agent booth, dr. Brennan, this isnt a game. The fbi is considering severing your partnership. What . Why . laughing why . Dude, you arrested her father. He was just doing his job. Yeah, but come on, he, like, he arrested your father. Hes going to have to be a witness against him. Circumstances such as these tend to stir up a lot of scary feelings. I dont have scary feelings. mockingly maybe you need a little nightlight at night to sleep. Agent booth, youve been trying to intimidate me since the moment you stepped in here. And youve succeeded. Dont. Scare the boy, booth. Now, i need you both to, uh, fill out these questionnaires and get em back to me. Dont share your answers. Itll help me evaluate whether dr. Brennans services should be assigned to a new agent. Thats not going to happen. Like it or not, agent booth, im the therapist in charge of this case, so i suggest that we work in cooperation rather than conflict. I can operate. Good. Agent booth . Im still going to call you sweets. Yep. Its some kind of Personality Test. I cant believe he gave us homework. You know, probably his. What kind of kid works on a saturday night . Oh, thats my fault. I told him i wasnt available during the week. Whoa, whoa, whyd you go and do that . You know, i had, i had seats right behind the dugout. cell phone ringing booth. Dont look on my paper. Okay, yeah, got it. sighing well, theres only one thing more fun than therapy on a saturday night and thats aead body. siren blaring look at all the cars. I thought the va hospital was closed. Well, it is, bones, but i mean, come on. Its the weekend, right . An abandoned building surrounded by acres of secluded land. Huh . Use your imagination. Teenags, hormones. Youre saying theyre here to fornicate. Yes. Nice image, very, uh, biblical. These two were on their way to a romantic encounter under the stars and literally tripped over the remains. Oh, im guessing that killed the mood. Ive got patchy tissue. But this level of decomp pushes things into your territory. I havent touched it yet. Definitely not homeless nice watch, good shoes, at least whats left of them. Brennan male, middleaged. Level of decomp would suggest hes been out here a few weeks, t. I dont get it. Kids coming here every night and theyre just noticing him now. Dumped at the top of the hill . And he rolled down. Would explain the amount of fresh mud and leaves on the body. These bones are still greasy. Did you take an internal temperature . With this degree of decomp, why would it matter . Maybe he hasnt been dead as long as he looks. The body is still radiating a lot of heat. Wow, youre not kidding. We used to use the local golf course. I remember taking mary ann milano to the ninth hole sand trap. She had long hair all the way. You are so going to regret telling this story. thermometer beeps okay, now what do you got . 127 degrees . Wow, thats really not normal. No, thats way past really not normal. Youre saying that before the body was dumped it was. Cooked. Cooked . Cooked. camera shutter clicking [ laughter ] he loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me thats right. [ mom ] warm and flaky in 15, everyone loves pillsbury grands [ girl ] make dinner pop ooh, house down the street i neehas fullsized candy bars. Adding it to our route. 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Thats extremely disturbing. Well, hello, my exotic princess. What a charmingly inappropriate greeting, dr. Hodgins. I think hes talking to a bug. Well, now i feel a bit. Rejected. Looks like something from the nitidulidae family. Where did you come from, you gorgeous creature . Do you have any friends . Boy, he melted like ice cream on a hot summer day. So when do i get my turn with him . Oh, we should be finished within. 20 minutes. Excellent. Wow. Im finding a large concentration of bristletails and harvester ants dead by the victims feet. That is odd. Saroyan the guy was cooked, hodgins. Odd is kind of a relative term. Hey. Angela called. She wanted me to. Hey, is that the test from dr. Sweets . Yes. Well, whatd you put for number seven . Because i put 12 to 15 times a day, and now im thinking i really misunderstood the question. Were not supposed to discuss our answers. Come on, bones, the teachers not in the room, let me see. Is this how you got through school, booth . No. Well, maybe algebra, but. Hey, booth, i got your i. D. Franklin curtis, age 54. His wife margie reported him missing yesterday. Whoa. Augusta county. He was rich. Yeah. Founder of the natural sun organic supermarket chain. Theres one near my apartment. Excellent selection of local produce. Totally overpriced. A carrot is a carrot. Montenegro hey, its worth it. Organic, theres no pesticides. Its from sustainable farms. Every time that i buy something there, i feel so virtuous. Guy started off with a single roadside produce stand, which he grew into a nationwide supermarket chain. An organic capitalist. Ambition like that is bound to create a few enemies. Hodgins i tested fabric samples from the victims pants. They