Cause you suck. Josh took off but could be on the hook for hit and run. You know they have have a dell taco in sacramento . I ask buzz apparently i will be at the punch line thursday, friday and saturday. We looked into it and discovered there is a dell taco and brian will be wait a minute you just tricked us into promoting your show shameless plug back to the news. The brolin thing . No, were done celebrity bar fight hey, mr. Wainwright, how are you doing, sir . Im a huge fan of yours, by the way. Rupe use wainwright, singer, songer, actor. My favorite person ever love him so much. Hes at l. A. X. Our camera guy is apparently a huge fan. My favorite duet would be you did a duet of careless whisper with ben folds, yeah. Careless whisper is my favorite son ever. Incredible singer. How is that your Favorite Song ever. I know you want to scoff at it. That son is beautiful. Our camera guy goes can we do it right now, you and i . Careless whisper. He does it on the spot and it sounds actually really good. Never gonna dance again guilty feelings got no rhythm so its easy to pretend i know youre not a fool we should go on the road its so good. Hes never going to dance again im never gonna dance again guilty feeling i have no rhythm gary loves it, man. I used to play this at bar mitzvahs all the time pleasure meeting you finally. Take care. Oh, this is too much yes, it is, oprah. Because thats you in Santa Barbara auctioning off some of in so favorite thesofavorite things it was a very big deal. Oh, yes, o did a little decluttering to benefit her school in africa. Like couches and chairs. Women of Brewster Place ca ladies and gentlemen, electronic bikes, pots and a 19th century secretary abattant. We dont know what that is but oprah touched it so you got to have it oh, yeah kelly and i went because i adore oprah and i adore gayle. I knew this would be a good auction. Yep, here they are at the auction and thats the alk card and getting wa too lose to gayle. I got gayles autograph. I was excited. Whos gayle . Oprahs friend god, i know nothing about oprah nope. But you know who does . Wanted this amazing sixfoot painting of oph. Epic. You had to bid on that. You had her bid on something for you . S0 we keep peeling the onions. It keeps getting weirder. But o raised 600,000 for her charity. Dont you just love her . Give me a break. Youre so cold. Out of control its win better, try harder. Stop hating on everything oprah is selling a cult of selfhelp nonsense no, she auctioned a cult of selfhelp nonsense [applause] wow. Got out of hand. Thanks, o. How are you doing . We got dres dad. Drakes dad. I got to ask him is the dance one of the most common rappers out right now, do you ever get the urge to help the song or give direction or Something Like that . I have. Ok. Just did a song together. Have you seen what his dad look like . Thick mustache. Hes got a very thick mustache. Mustaches are so hard to pull off. I tried to grow one. Its noov right now. November zphrfment worse month out of the entire year. Worse month ever. Whats that . November. Stupid no shaving. You dont like a man with a mustache . No. Even if he gives you a little Broom Service . No [laughter] good luck with everything, man. Coming up danny mcbride. Danny mcbride. Marilyn manson finally made his cameo. Hes on the episode for 20 seconds. It was weird. Its almost like he won a contest to get a speaking role. Plus Kendall Jenner turned 18 over the wk. Porn companies offered her 1. 8 million. Didnt tell her the catch, though. They have to get at least 22 minutes worth of footage. What is 22 minutes . Commercials . Coming up we have jeremy piven. Entourageou coming up we have jeremy piven. Mnever sleeping. G. Ever saving. For him, her, and you. Every day. But Quality Affordable Health Care seems forever out of reach until now. Im doctor peter beilenson. 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Basically now theres just Porn Companies pouring in offers trying to get her to do a sex tape. Yes. So far six Adult Companies offered her lucrative offers including digital playground, babes and bang you later. Com offered her 1 million. Bang you later, where procrastinators go to masturbate. But she had the Birthday Dinner and on the way out photogs asked if she would take them up on the offer. Happy birthday, kendall dont say that ther. That is so inappropriate. Sorry, khloe. That was very inappropriate to assume a member of this family would do porn. What he meant to ask was are you going to make a planned sex tape and accidently leak it to a porn company . Thats how kim gom big, right . True. But kim kendalls not like kim. We cant think of one time keptal exploited her sexuality. We can think of many times. Maybe. But you know one thing we havent heard yet the word no. So youre telling me theres a chance. Well, probably not. But who knows . Thank, kardashian. Bang you later, alligator. How are you doing, man . Jeremy pivens, entourage movie is a go. Everybody is on board. Worked out contract negotiation. For the movie, man. So happy its happening. How many times do you think you will say hug it out, bitch, in the movie . You never know, maybe one good solid one, i hope. It seemed like everybody was upset because jeremy wagetting like some gigantic back end of the movie. You know why . Hes hes the back bone of the show. Adrian grenier went on a crusade why everybody should be making the same and hes making less. Really . You can take you can replace adrian grenier. Youre not replacing jeremy pivens. Hes irreplaceable f that show. Signs on for small part in entourage. Not a shot but im saying. You look like you could be pivens double. Thats what i like to hear. After piven lets himself go. [laughter] have a good one. Its the celebrity cameo weve been waiting for, for weeks. On eastbound and down and last night it finally happened for 20 seconds. Welcome to jelly beans. Can i take your sfrash you think you blank . Seriously, thats all the screen time he got. You saw him roller skating for a sked it f you looked early. Added that to the total seconds . Fine, 21 seconds. Broke the story back in october he shot and played a characr last night. Yes, thats marilyn playing roller skating waiter on the show. Hes in a wig and yellow shorts and kind of looks like that guy from blaze of glory. Twinsies tell us about the cameo. It was weird. It was kind of weird. But not bad. Knack, he did pretty well. Watch as marilyn plays awkward why kenny spat with his wife. I have a simple question for you. Would you like to marry my wife . Its like why are we having this conversation . Take that, daniel daylewis we have not seen a cameo back break since matt damon and euro trip. Scotty really had no idea. Anyway, congrats on the cameo, marilyn. See you at the emmys whats up, how are you doing, man . We got awesome video. Be real from cyprus hill and hes sitting there jumping his car battery. Dome light got left on. Battery died. Battery died. Hes like, i came in for a trip and then i left the dome light on and when i came home, i had to there was all this stuff at l. A. X. Going on so i couldnt drive my car out of here. Yesterday when all of the crazy [bep] was happening. Now iming back to pick it up and it was dead. Which was cool. I department know how you got an awe matek battery. The car battery he charges himself, didnt have to have somebody else jump it. One ready to go. You know this is the most boring story of all time, right . [laughter] why do you not care about cyprus hill . What do you have against sipe risk hill . Nothing. I like cyprus hill. Im glad be real left his dome right on and his battery all right, man, thanks. Coming up Charlie Sheen had a r a his house. He brought in masseuses with like full massage gear. Lots of napkins and stuff. ] beyonce went and chopped off all of her hair. She has the best short hair of everyone whos had srt h. Ready . Happy birthday its a painting easel the tides coming in this is my favorite one. Its upside down. Oh, sorry. woman vo it takes him places hes always wanted to go. Thats why we bought a subaru. announcer love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. What does that first spoonful taste likok. Honey bunches of oats. Ching mmmm mmmm mmmm wow its the oats. Honey. Yeah. Honey bunches of oats. This is a great cereal. Tmz, online and on your phone 24 7. Do yolike partying and having a blast and doing lines of coke off a hookers ass as Charlie Sheen says you can do what y plee like smoking crack, a contract or disease its crazy Charlie Sheen shindig, yall. Charlie sheen has a party for the cast and crew of anger management because they start work monday, today. Back on the show. Oh, yes. What crazy stuff did he have there . Strippers, coke . Strippers doing coke . Pinatas full of bees . Tell us everything first herought in masseuses so when you walk in, you get a full massage. All right that looks not sexy at all and very ergonomic. Dont worry, it probably gets crazier he had a magician, thing for all of the kids. Hired an airplane to fly over the top of the house with like a note congratulating something about congratulations 55th episode. What the hell . Musicians and airplanes . This is Charlie Sheen. Where the hell is you know, chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze oh, Bachelor Party you will forever be a stain on tom hanks career. But really, what gives here . This is a wholesome wrap party, man. Not one stripper present. Not one stpwhrfment that sucks. But the point is, Charlie Sheen is a great boss. Unless youre selma blair. Poor selma blair. Whos suss. Youre a surpus. I am tmz, were miserable but were hon best it. Thanks, Charlie Sheen. Coming up simon cowell. Cruising around Beverly Hills in his Million Dollar car. He drives a 1 million car . I think its actually over a Million Dollar car. If you drive a car that expensive, im sorry, youre a [bleep]. Closed captioning and other consideration for tmz provided by how can you access everything tmz knows or will ever know forever . You could become a zombie and eat this guys brain or get the new tmz tps app for ipad and windows. You should have gotten the app oh, tmz zombie, you chose wrong no matter what device youre on, this app is more addictive than crack wrong kind. You can eat and watch tv in the bathtub app now ipad or its free stupid zombies. Simon call cruising around Beverly Hills in his over Million Dollar car. Wait a minute. He drives a 1 Million Dollar car . I think its over. What does it look like . How do you nothing. Its not that good looking anyway. Its just to say you have one, dude. If youre driving a car that expensive, im sorry youre a [bleep] wow right . Right. A Million Dollar car . I cant stand it you dont have to drive it then. [laughter] [ female announcer ] in the moments that matter most. You need more from your antiperspirant. Thats why we created degree clinical active clean. Better odor protection than secret clinical. So you can do more. Degree clinical. New video. Josh brolin getting in two drunken barack obamas. Now on extra. A raking fist fight with a bouncer. A screaming match with a taxi driver. Stop. Josh brolins if you wouldly loaded melt down nearly one year after his arrest for public intoxicati intoxication. Newly uncovered photo. The tsa agent gun downed at l. A. X. Checking in kris jenner. The tell on. Have you forgiven him . New have i yoe, taylor concerning and lady gaga kissing. The giant rum theyre shutting down today. Plus, Justin Bieber sneaking out of a brothel. Then a interview with oprah inside her 600,000 auction. I bought a house just to get rid of the furniture. Plus terri at home in simon about breaking news with brittney and bee yawnsy. Now on extra from Universal Studios hollywood, the entertainment capital of l. A. Im mario lopez. And im maria menounos. Is sha nighia twain still angry at her exhusband for his affair. Plus josh brolin on a wild bender this week. And jerry has the new video. Punching. Krursing, even hugging it out drunk in santa monica intersection. New questions about josh brolins sobriety after this wild halloween melt down. Its not his first boothy brawl. The mayhem all caught on video and posted on tmz for the world to see. Apparently rear ending a cab at a fast food drivethrough. Hes unleasing on the cabby who just tried to Exchange Insurance information. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. 2 00 a. M. , thats him throwing bunches at bouncers outside an irish pub. After being asked to leave at closing time. Josh stumbling into the street and tripped into hugging it out with the bouncer before walking away. With new years starting this way with a mug shot arrested for public intoxication, later joking with me. I am in a good mood. And why letterman about posing they go action and i do this. Its not his first time. Arrested in 04 and in 08. Those charges were dropped. If i saw a video like that, i would be concerned. A doctor at a Treatment Center in Beverly Hills. I would sit him down and say whats going on in your life . A question josh maybe asking himself today. Time for 9 other stories trending today. Starting with the never before seen video of the tsa agent who lost his life in fridays l. A. X. Shooting. This is the eerie video just uncovered today. December 20th, 2012, kris jenner at l. A. X. And checking her credentials is ger ar doe hernandez. He was the man gunned down friday andly targeted by shooter, paul ciancia. The first ever tsa jaebt to lose his life in the line of duty. Our hearts go out to his family and well have more details on the story for you up now at extratv. Com. Also trending, two new headlines about two superstars. Starting with miley cyrus. Her hookup, bengie madden . Miy undressed reportedly making out with a rocker. The 20yearold even photographed leavi with what appears to be a bottle of liquor. She partied all night long where she met the 34yearold madden. Justin bieber challenging cyrus for the wild behavior li. The bieber was rushed out the a p brothel. Sources close to justin revealing to extra today was actually a provide members only club and not a brothel. Now weve got to talk about Kerry Washington on saturday night live this week. She was hidin a potential baby bump. Also getting rave reviews for her oprah impression. Im here. You seem winded. I ran here all the way from chicago. Thats a pretty good o. Yeah. And we were with the real oprah in Santa Barbara. How much would you pay to live like oprah . Extra one on one with lady o at her 85 million estates. Everybody goes through this at some point in their life, trying to declutter. Not qui a celebrity horder, but after a while the things start to take over you. Things like a signed color purple poster going for 4500. I need slip covers so that the dogs can lay on the sofas. 600 items were up for grabs. Oh, setting up newly found half sister patricia lee first. I bought a house just to get rid of the furniture. Anybody whos ever put one through college, you know what im talking about. You know why im selling the sofa. Winfrey just getting her giv away muscles warmed up. Tomorrow on extra, a preview of oprahs favorite things. Hows it going over there . Going good. Im hoping to he this done by easter. Thats tomorrow. One of simons favorite things is ragging on his exgirlfriend. And theyre at it again as terri put simon in the hot seat about brittney, beyonce and his baby on the way. Illhe perform . Is she coming back . Maybe. Yeah. Simon cowell breaking big x factor knews to terri. Will we see beyonce making an appearance . I would love to. Could you be reunited on th x factor. Give them a call. Would you have have brittney back to perform . Definitely. Simon the mentor making this prediction about his group. They could win the whole show. Are they bringing out your paternal side early . Why is every question linking to me being the father. It doesnt bring out my paternal side. Really . No, darling. He will be a dad soon. Simon and lauren villarman expecting a boy. You call your dogs squiggly and deadly. Yeah. [ laughter ] my number one choice is simon because i like the name. How does lauren feel about simon jr. . Not thrilled. How will his life change . No change. You say that now. But when the baby comes it maybe different. Maybe. Im going to have a fun time and teach him how to do my job as quickly as possible. Pass the reins over. Who will get married first, simon or terri . Likely to be able to get married at the moment. When hes actually legally allowed to get married, will you marry your boyfriend . Why change the question. Keep at it . Im not even going to discuss this. Good try. Good try indeed. Now this couples news for you of a different kind. Robin roberts has sha nighia twain talking all about her messy divorce. Robin doing a little moonlighting from her gig in new york on gma and heading to nashville. No bigger nashville drama than sha nighia twain. Her reclusive husband leaving her for her best friend. Im never going to be okay with my my friend did to me and my marriage. Never. In five years have you forgen him . Im still