People with things they dont want. [ laughter ] during his lunch with republican senators today, President Trump said that the only thing democrats are good at is screaming everyone is going to die. [ light laughter ] whereas republicans are the only ones who know how to get it done. [ laughter and applause ] not all talk. During his lunch with republican senators today, President Trump said that he is sitting in his office with a pen in hand ready to sign a healthcare bill. And im just saying, this would be a great time for someone to walk in there with a resignation letter. [ cheers and applause ] oh, no. According to the hollywood reporter, a movie studio recently chose not to feature Vladimir Putin as a character in an upcoming movie, over concerns that russia could hack their studio in retaliation. Even more interesting, this was the movie. [ laughter and applause ] a new poll found that 32 of americans who voted for President Trump said they dont believe that donald trump, jr. Met with a russian lawyer last year. What . Thats an established fact. Thats like not believing in global warm oh, okay. Yeah, all right. [ laughter ] i get it. Thats a thing. Thats a thing you do. [ applause ] Chris Christie caught a foul ball at a new york mets game last night. Which would have been impressive if he hadnt closed down citi field for it. [ laughter and applause ] thats my favorite graphic of the year. I want that. Thats a new yorker cover. Thats how good that is. Thats my highest praise. Something thats good enough to be a new yorker cover. [ light laughter ] in case you were wondering how in the bubble i am. Thats new yorker cover good. [ light laughter ] thieves in germany reportedly stole 500 cases of urinal cakes from the back of a truck last week. This is not a laughing matter, said germans about everything. A wisconsin man was arrested for drug possession last week, after he called police to report bad meth. So at the very least, it was decent meth. [ laughter ] a washington, d. C. , company is investigating an incident where its Office Building security robot fell down some stairs and drowned itself in a nearby fountain. [ light laughter ] and this is sad it even left a note. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, photo sharing app instagram recently announced that soccer is now the most popular sport on the app. While the most popular sport on facebook is still all caps racism. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. We have from the very funny new movie girls trip Queen Latifah is here. How about that . [ cheers and applause ] she stars alongside Kumail Nanjiani in a great new film the big sick. Zoe kazan is here. [ cheers and applause ] and he is the founder of barstool sports. Dave portnoy is joining us. Were gonna talk about sports [ cheers and applause ] and pizza which is very exciting, because those are two great things. Before we get to all that, President Trump tried once again today to revive his partys failed healthcare bill, and whether or not he succeeds, the state of the bill and the way we got here tell us a lot about how his agenda will fare going forward. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth six months into trumps presidency, his Approval Ratings are at record lows and his agenda has stalled. But one thing thats very impressive about trumps presidency so far is that things continue to get weirder. Just in the last week, weve learned that the president wants a seethrough border wall, kid rock is running for senate, and this is the guy who tried to help don jr. Collude with the russians. For real. [ applause ] and the weirdness seems to be permeating everything in washington. Just take California Republican congressman dana rohrabacher, one of trumps staunchest allies. Yesterday at a hearing on nasa, he asked a panel of scientists this very bizarre question about the possibility of life on mars. I ask permission for one minute for this question. And that is, you have indicated that mars had a was totally different thousands of years ago. Is it possible that there was a civilization on mars thousands of years ago . So the evidence is that mars was different billions of years ago, not thousands of years ago. Well, yes. And there would be theres no evidence that im aware of that would you rule would you rule that out . See, theres some people well, anyways i would say that is extremely unlikely. Seth look look at that scientists face. He sounds polite, but that is extremely unlikely is definitely scientist for bitch, you cray. [ laughter and applause ] now now in rohrabachers defense, he was given the question by his aide, 12yearold boy. [ laughter ] whats that, excuse me . Ask him if the moon is made of cheese. [ light laughter ] if i could get one more minute. But things just kept on getting weirder on tuesday because we got more information on the ongoing saga of trumps ties to russia. Earlier this month, trump met with Vladimir Putin face to face for the first time at the g20 summit in germany. Now, that meeting which took over two hours, we know about. But yesterday we learned there was a second, undisclosed, hourlong meeting with putin during dinner at the summit. A political scientist who first broke the news and heard about the meeting from other World Leaders who were there said, pretty much everyone at the dinner thought this was really weird, that heres the president of the united states, who clearly wants to display that he has a better relationship personally with president putin than any of us. Hey, man, whats the matter of you . Youre being investigated for colluding with russia. Is this your idea of playing it cool . Youre like a bank robber who goes out the next day and buys a ferrari with a bank robber vanity plate. [ laughter and applause ] but of course of course the biggest blow to the Trump Administration yesterday was the collapse of the gop healthcare bill in the senate. Now, its important to remember that no healthcare bill is truly dead until republicans no longer control congress, but this latest failure tells us a lot about how the gop agenda will fare going forward. Because remember, trump never campaigned on actual policy. He made vague, outlandish promises assuring his supporters that everything would be great without getting into specifics. He basically campaigned like he was Rodney Dangerfield in caddyshack. Hey, everybody, were all going to get laid [ cheers ] [ laughter and applause ] seth get america laid again. The reason trump voters were willing to believe him when he said he would give them great healthcare, or great tax reform, or a great infrastructure bill is that they saw him as the ultimate deal maker. We need a president thats gonna be able to make deals, great deals. I want to make great deals, thats what it is. For the people. If you cant make a good deal with a politician, then theres something wrong with you. Youre certainly not very good. If we had somebody that could get people into a room, sit down for two hours and knock Heads Together and get a good deal done. I do hundreds of deals. The deals come out of my ears. Seth so come on down to crazy dons mattress warehouse. The deals come out of my ears [ laughter and applause ] thats right, the deals come of out his ears, the words come out of his mouth, but sadly the ideas, thus far, only come out of his ass. [ laughter and applause ] so through all of the promises through all of the promises of great healthcare that would be so easy and cheaper and cover everyone, voters were willing to believe trump because he told them he could cut a deal. Fast forward to tuesday, and this will shock you, trump was singing a different tune. Ive been saying that, mike, i think youll agree, for a long time. Let obamacare fail. Itll be a lot easier. And i think were probably in the position, where well just let obamacare fail. Were not going to own it. Im not going to own it. Seth thats right, if it fails, he wont own it. Which, of course, is the opposite of his business slogan, if i own it, it will fail. [ laughter ] now, ultimately the bill collapsed because republicans only had 52 votes in the senate and lost at least four of them, if not more. And yet when he spoke about healthcare yesterday, trump argued he should actually get credit for even getting that many votes. We are 52 people, we had four nos. Now, we might have had another one somewhere in there, but essentially the vote would have been pretty close to, if you look at it, 48 to 4. Thats a pretty impressive vote by any standard. And yet you have a vote or 48 to 4 or Something Like that, and you need more, thats pretty tough. Seth hes like someone complaining about a bad beat in blackjack. I had 20, which is the second best hand you can have. And the dealer had 15, but then he got a 6. Thats 21, so i lost, but only by one card, which is impressive by any standard. [ laughter ] so trump said he wanted repeal and replace, then shifted to just repeal, and then again shifted to let obamacare fail all in the span of a day. And then he changed his position yet again today, less than 24 hours after those comments, telling senators they shouldnt leave d. C. For their august recess, until theyve come up with a plan to repeal and replace obamacare. I dont think we should leave town unless we have a Health Insurance plan. We have to stay here. We shouldnt leave town. And we should hammer this out and get it done. Seth we . Because i cant imagine youre staying in town this weekend. [ light laughter ] you travel more than the travelocity gnome. [ laughter ] of course, trump is the one, along with the rest of the republican party, who promised that he would repeal and replace obamacare with Something Better and cheaper. It would cover everyone. It would be easy to pass, so what was he doing on monday as the bill was collapsing . He was at the white house sitting in a fire truck. Wheres the fire . Seth wheres the fire . Youre the fire. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] everything you touch turns to ash. Thats why you look like a fat match. [ laughter ] incidentally, this is actually the second time trump was playing with a big truck while a gop healthcare bill was collapsing, because in march on the day the House Republicans pulled the first version of their original healthcare bill, trump was also pretending to drive a big truck outside the white house. So if north korea fires its nukes and you see trump pretending to drive an 18wheeler, get in the basement. [ laughter ] but of course, trump doesnt bear the blame alone for this failure. Senate republicans tried to rush this bill through in secret, without Holding Hearings or consulting experts, or even members of their own party, and that process came back to bite them. But even when they werent hiding the bill, or lying about it, senators were doing everything they could to avoid answering questions about it. For example, the senate actually has its own subway to take members back and forth to votes. And in the wake of the bills collapse, some senators decided they would rather brave those tracks, than talk to reporters. Kansas senator jerry moran, one of those key republicans saying he wont vote for it. Moran stopped to talk to some reporters in the capitol today, but after several minutes, he made a run for it. Photographers capturing this image, the senator hopping the tracks of the Senate Subway to get around a large group of reporters. Seth thats right, he jumped on to the subway tracks. [ light laughter ] but the craziest thing about that picture, look how clean that subway is. If the senate really represented the american people, that subway would have a steel drum player, someone peeing in the corner, and oh, yeah, the train wouldnt work. [ laughter and applause ] ultimately ultimately what doomed this bill was very simple, it was massively unpopular with insurers, hospitals, doctors groups, patients groups. Virtually every Healthcare Organization in the country came out against it. Trump was never able to convincingly campaign for it, because he had no idea what it did. But interestingly, he did actually accomplish Something Else on healthcare that is very impressive. If you look at whats happening now according to this poll, this Washington Post abc poll, obamacare is more popular than ever. Its 50 prefer obamacare. 24 prefer the gop plan. Donald trump has done something barack obama was never able to do. Donald trump has made obamacare popular. [ laughter ] seth amazing. Amazing. [ cheers and applause ] all trump managed to do was make obamacare more popular. Although theres still one more provision they can add to make it even more popular. Hey, everybody. Were all gonna get laid [ cheers and applause ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Queen Latifah, everybody [ cheers and applause ] bill assumed his mayo was the best choice. 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We dont doubt it. We own it. Special k. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. And please give it up the 8g band right over there. [ cheers ] and sitting in with the 8g band this week, he was the drummer for the legendary jeff buckley and is currently playing for st. Vincent. His solo album indweller is available now at cdbaby. Com. Matt johnson is here, everybody. Thank you so much for being here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] its good to be here. Thank you. Seth our first guest tonight is a grammy and emmy winner as well as an oscarnominated actress. You know her from such films as chicago, bringing down the house, and hairspray. She stars in the new film, girl trip, which is in theaters friday. Lets take a look. How long has it been since you got that back blown out . I dont know, two years, maybe. Wait. Since terence . I dont know. I mean, take a vigorous spin class, i read really intense erotica, and i invested in a very powerful detachable shower head, which has been very good to me, mind you. Okay, that story just put me into menopause. Seth please welcome to the show, Queen Latifah, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . [ cheers and applause ] good. Im good, everybody. Seth we were talking backstage. Its so wonderful to see you again. We first met here in this building when you hosted snl. And it was a great episode. I remember so many things about it. It was so much fun. What do you remember . Seth well, i remember baby k. Do you remember baby k . Yes, i remember baby k. Seth baby k, jeff richards, a funny comedian, played a rapper. He was a baby rapper and you were his manager. Yes. And producer, kind of Missy Elliott style. Seth yeah. I remember this song he sang. He was like this baby rapper and he sang this song. He said, im pottytrained, im pottypottytrained, check my effing diaper cause its mother effing clean. [ laughter and applause ] who writes that . Thats crazy. Seth i remember. Now i have a baby and i remember a line of yours, and i cannot tell you how often i use, which is he fussy, cause he a baby. [ laughter ] so my wife will say, hows the baby . Im like, he fussy, cause he a baby. [ laughter ] so much fun. Seth so this film is so fun. Its you and three other great actors. One of them is jada pinkett smith. And you guys have known each other forever. Yes, we have. We started back in wow, weve known each other actually since i was 17. Seth oh, my goodness. Yes, jada introduced me at my first live show. Seth wow. Which was in baltimore. I was just the rapper Queen Latifah. Matter of fact, my name wasnt even Queen Latifah yet. It was just latifah. Seth wow, and when did you get promoted . [ laughter ] i got promoted when they pulled out that big, thick contract. We have to elevate her. Queen for shes Queen Latifah of the latifi. Seth there you go. Another one from our show. That was so funny. See, its hard to look at you because i keep thinking about that show. Seth i know. Well you have an incredible memory. Because that it was like 15 years ago. I know, but it was so funny. You came out and said who dare attack the latifians . [ laughter ] seth i was a very good actor. You were. I really wanted an army after that. It was crazy. Seth and jada and you did a film together in 95 . Yeah. Set it off. Set it off was our seth and that was a bank that was a heist film, a bank robber film. Four girls in that movie. Robin banks, you know. And we havent been onscreen in front of the cameras since then. We worked together for years. Seth you had a death scene in that film in 1995. I died really good in that one. Seth you really died really good. [ light laughter ] i died my ass off. Seth died your ass off. But now, is it true that maybe were not going to see that again because you now have a death clause in your films . You dont want to die in movies . I put a death clause in my contract right after that movie. I was like, wait a minute, im starting to die too good in these movies. If i die, i cant be in the sequel. Seth there you go. [ laughter ] that was a very that was a very smart no more dying. Seth there you go. I like your attitude going in to that.