And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 478, macon. Whoo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on thats what im talking about. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everyone, to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here. You made it. Thank you for showing up. I appreciate that. I love you, jimmy jimmy i love you too, sir. Thank you so much again. Its going to be fun tonight. Get ready. Lets get to some news, heres what people are talking about. This is pretty big. Its been reported that the head of security for the tsa has been officially removed from his position. [ audience ohs ] thats right. He was told to turn in his badge, his uniform, his shoes, his belt, his keys, bottles over four ounces, his laptop, and any coins found in his pocket or keys. [ applause ] lets check in on the president ial election here. Bernie sanders is still hanging in there. Yeah, actually [ cheers and applause ] actually, i notice that bernie has been wearing a lot of hats at his rallies the past couple days. When asked about it bernie said he just got tired of keeping his hair perfect 24 7. [ laughter and applause ] you know . He was just like, i do not just wake up like this. Speaking of his hair, bernie said yesterday that his critics call him santa claus because of his white hair. [ laughter ] and santa said, yeah, even i dont promise people that much free stuff. [ cheers and applause ] little bit. I saw that today, donald trump held a big rally in new mexico. Which is weird because he spent his whole campaign promising to ban new mexicans. [ laughter and applause ] steve right . Jimmy meanwhile, trump criticized Hillary Clinton over the weekend claiming that her views are just words read off a a teleprompter. [ laughter ] hillary denied it saying, ive had these speeches memorized since i was six. [ laughter and applause ] please, please if there is one thing you will hit me on. Uhuh. I have this ready to go. Did you see helen hunt posted a a photo on twitter to show her starbucks barista wrote jody on her cup because she thought she was jodie foster. [ laughter ] meanwhile, jodie foster is still at that same starbucks going, where the hell is my damn coffee . Come on, hey [ laughter and applause ] its not that complicated. Well, last night was the season premiere of the bachelorette. [ cheers ] yeah. We love that show. One of the biggest moments from last night came when a bachelor named daniel tried to reference a viral internet video when he introduced himself. Unfortunately it didnt go that well. It was actually super awkward, but if you missed it dont worry, because here to reenact the entire scene with actual lines from the show is questlove and tariq from the roots. [ cheers and applause ] tariq thanks, jimmy. Tonight ill be playing daniel, a 31yearold male model who loves the internet. [ light laughter ] questlove and ill be playing the bachelorette, jojo. [ laughter ] jimmy thats great. Whenever you guys are ready. Tariq damn, jojo. Back at it again as the next bachelorette. [ laughter ] did you understand what i said to you . The joke. [ laughter ] questlove what was the joke . Tariq i was like, damn, jojo. Have you seen that viral video . [ laughter ] questlove no. Someone said damn jojo in a a Youtube Video . Tariq no. [ laughter ] no. No. No. [ laughter ] havent you seen that video, damn, daniel, back at it again with the white vans . Questlove no. [ laughter ] tariq have you been following the internet for the past couple of months . Questlove no. [ laughter ] tariq damn, jojo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Very dramatic scene. Thank you, questlove and tariq, everyone right there. [ cheers and applause ] that is good. Please, no hey, they stopped. They stopped. They moved on. They moved on. Thats it. No. [ applause ] they stopped clapping. Theyre not even clapping anymore. Thats good. Thank you, guys. Good to see you. That was great. Damn, jojo. Steve damn, jojo. Jimmy this is going viral today, you guys. On a california news station, called k. R. O. N. , locally known as kron. Has anyone seen this video yet . All right, so kron the name of the station. So an anchor and sportscaster got into, like, a bit of a a fight. [ light laughter ] because the anchor revealed that lebron james is going to be in space jam 2 before the sportscaster had a chance to say it in his report. [ laughter ] it lead to some tension. Take a look at this. We should tell you, lebron james is gonna star in space jam. Well, yeah. We actually oh, are you mad because i already read that . How long we been friends . 23 years. I didnt know you were gonna do it. Have you ever, and im going to say this with a smile, ever heard me say right before you came on, there is an irrigation problem in gilroy . You have to talk to never. You gotta talk to you ever heard me say, oh, its warm weather today . Never. I stay in my lane. And its hard for me to get mad. Catherine has stayed at my mothers home. Shes written my mother notes. And stolen my material. Darn it, hard to be mad at catherine though. Shes a good friend of my moms. And theres gonna come a time when i have to choose between the love of your mother and your mothers friends, and the honor and dignity of kron. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy honor and dignity of kron. Steve honor and dignity of kron. Oh. A lot going on. Jimmy well, looks like theyre in for an awkward ride home to that guys moms house. [ laughter ] its gonna be like although, kron sounds less like the network, more like some sort of weird news god. Like, i will fight for the honor of kron [ cheers and applause ] guys, we have a fun show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats fantastic. Guys, what a hot crowd tonight, huh . Steve fantastic [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. We have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, our pal, my man, adam sandler will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its gonna be fun. Plus, in honor of both fleet week and memorial day our audience will be comprised of, entirely of, servicemen and women. So i cant wait for that. [ cheers and applause ] special show. Steve great show. Jimmy and weve got some fun stuff planned. Then later this week, Penelope Cruz will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy maya rudolph and martin short will all be joining us steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but first we have a a fun show tonight. Hes one of the most successful and talented guys around, from the new movie teenage mutant Ninja Turtles out of the shadows, tyler perry is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy hes one of the hardest working guys i have ever met. Steve hardest working man. Jimmy and the nicest guy too. Steve yeah. Jimmy i love that guy. Plus, he stars in the upcoming sequel, now you see me 2. This is good. Yeah, hes gonna show us maybe a trick or so. Dave franco is dropping by. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a great actor. Funny. But hes also i wonder if he learned some tricks, right . And then we have, standup from a comedian, one of my favorite comedians out there, gosh, we just love him, Harland Williams is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] hilarious. Jimmy hes unbelievable. I used to open up for him all the time. And when i was doing standup in l. A. And stuff like that. Ive never he is just such a a fun, interesting guy. I mean, you know him from the dumb and dumber where hes the cop. Hes like, what are you drinking, grandpas whatever. Hes the cop. Steve yeah. Jimmy but then, hes went on to do, thousands of other things. But man, we were at some gig, well, hell tell the story. Well, no he wont. But anyways. [ laughter ] but we were at some gig. And it was valentines day. This jokes not going to go over well, but it was funny at the time. I opened up for him. And it was good, we had a good time. Then i introduced him. And he came on. And its valentines day. And everyones got roses in like a vase, and the champagne and everyones excited to see him. And he comes out. And he goes, hey guys before we start i just want to let you know my girlfriend was hit by a a bus. [ laughter ] its not true at all. And i dont know why he did it. But ill never forget it. And he had to dig himself out of the hole. And he did. And he got like a standing ovation by the end of the night. Loved him. Harland williams is here, you guys, i love him. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy unbelievable. Unbelievably funny guy. Guys time to take a look at the stories making headlines today. And weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of throwing a memorial day barbecue. Steve ooh. Jimmy big Holiday Weekend coming up. Lots of people are going to go outside, partying and grilling. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of throwing a a memorial day barbecue. Here we go. Pro, its a three day weekend. [ cheers ] con, and a four day hangover. Steve thats true. Jimmy there you go. [ laughter and applause ] drink responsibly. Steve watch out. Dont get kronned. Jimmy pro, your entire family and all of your neighbors are coming over. Con, asking donald trump to build a wall around your backyard. [ laughter and applause ] steve whatre you gonna do . Jimmy you gotta do what you gotta do. Steve yeah. Jimmy pro, you can finally wear white. Con, to a party where there is 100 chance someone will spill baked beans on you. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats true. Jimmy all part of the tradition. Steve something to remember the day by. Thats from last year. Jimmy yeah. Pro, you made sure to have plenty of vegetarian options. Con, like buns and napkins. [ laughter and applause ] pro, 38 Million People are expected to travel this weekend. Con, and theyre all standing in front of you on the tsa security line. [ laughter and applause ] steve safety. Jimmy thats not good. Thats not good. Steve no. Jimmy pro, every year theres that one neighbor that sticks around way too long even though its obvious they should leave. [ light laughter ] con, this year its bernie sanders. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] fire up the grill, ill be here until november. Steve im gonna throw this grill. Jimmy pro, for memorial day you posted tribute to the troops. Con, for memeorial day you posted, ermahgerd. Hert dergs and kern on the kerb. [ laughter and applause ] ermahgerd. Hert dergs and kern on the kerb. Steve corn on the curb . Jimmy kern on the kerb. Steve youre eating a curb . Jimmy yeah. Pro, opening the pool for the first time all year. Con, finding out what happened to the neighbors cat . Steve ooh. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oh well, thats steve nine lives. Nine lives. Jimmy unfortunate but steve yeah. What are you gonna do . Jimmy pro, eating corn on the cob. Con, eating it like michael buble. That is not how he eats corn. Steve no, dont do it. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats not how you eat corn. Thats not thats not how you thats not how you eat corn. Steve kron. Jimmy that is not how you eat corn at all. Steve eat kron on the cob, yeah. Dont ever eat it like that. Jimmy no, you cant. Steve why would you do that . Jimmy theres no way he did that. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy he did it like a a goof. As a goof. Steve thats a goof. Yeah. Jimmy he had to do it as a a joke or something. Steve you had to. cause nobody goes, how am gonna eat this corn . Jimmy theres no way you can steve when it naturally come out this way. Jimmy well how you gonna get to the bottom of it . [ light laughter ] youd be choking to get the bottom. Finally, pro, throwing all of your plans out the window and just kind of winging it. Con, or as brazil calls that hosting the summer olympics. [ laughter and applause ] there you go thats all we have for the pros and cons. Well be right back with more of the tonight show everybody [ cheers and applause ] [engine sounds] the Bud Light Party believes in change. Thats why bud light has a new look. And we want to share it with everyone. From our national parks. To our furthest shores. Jackpot to your living room. Look under your seats [squeals of delight] still the same refreshing bud light. With a new look. Intromercedesbenz ccoupe, redesigned with its athletic prowess and sleek new body. It doesnt just raise the bar. It completely crushes it. The allnew cclass coupe. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Welcome, welcome back fun show tonight. We are going to show you this thing that we normally never really do. But a couple weeks ago, our Pal Blake Shelton was on the show. We love Blake Shelton. [ cheers and applause ] everyone loves Blake Shelton. Hes a good guy. Hes funny. So we got to talking, and i found out Something Interesting about him. He doesnt like sushi. In fact, hes never even tried it. He once tweeted out, eating sushi is wrong. [ light laughter ] so being the good friend i am, i decided to invite him out to dinner to the best sushi restaurant in the city. And just see if i could broaden his horizons. We taped the whole thing. This is real sushi. And theres real drinking going on here. [ light laughter ] we have never showed this, but gosh it made us laugh. But take a look at this. Its Blake Shelton trying sushi. Jimmy hey, guys, im here with Blake Shelton, the one and only. Were at nobu. And blake, i cant believe this is truem but youve never tried sushi before. I mean, not the raw, like the raw stuff, no. Jimmy dont eat this. This is a hot towel. Its not a sushi roll. You just clean your hands with this. See . Ah. Jimmy did you clean your hands . Have you ever had saki before. This is delicious. Its like a its a wine. Its a rice wine. Are you getting a headache . No, i just i dont know what rice wine. Jimmy yeah. Not rye swine. Jimmy rice wine. What did you call it . Jimmy rice. Have you ever had rice before . Thank you. Heres to best friends. Tonight is kind of special. Why are we doing this . Jimmy because i love you, thats all, and were going to have fun. This is good. Cheers. What does it taste like to you . Easter egg coloring. Jimmy easter egg coloring. [ laughter ] to you too . Jimmy have you tried the fresh ginger . Its pickled ginger. I wouldnt know fresh ginger from old. Jimmy what do you think about this . Kind of has the texture of prechewed gum. Jimmy can we get the next course, please . Blake, dont dont no, dont be freaked out. Look how colorful. Look how beautiful. Thank you very much. You should thank them when they thank you jimmy no, its too late. Thank you jimmy thats right, blake. And can we get some more rice wine . Jimmy which one do you want to go with, the tuna or the salmon . Does it matter . Jimmy yeah, i think so. I dont know the difference. That right there looks like a a human tongue. The texture is playdoh. But i will say this to you right now, mantoman. I like that. I like that how that tasted. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy count one, count one. Thats one. Thats one. So what is this . Jimmy this is yellowtail. Try it in the soy sauce and then just taste half of it. Its so good. I dont like that. Jimmy oh, come on. [ laughter ] i dont like that. Hey, what could be more disgusting than raw fish . Whatever this is. No, i dont want to toast to you and me. Jimmy no, i know. Oh, man. [ laughter ] can we get some more of that rice wine . Can you at least tell me what this is . Jimmy honestly, im not kidding. I just you dont know. Jimmy okay. Just shut up. Jimmy its a fish. Look at it. A little fish head. You see this stop talking. Jimmy little fish head. Im not looking. I dont want to know. Jimmy look at him. Its already mine mouth. Jimmy whats the name of the new record, just so i can plug the record real quick . Uh jimmy free popcorn shrimp . Free popcorn shrimp. Jimmy free popcorn shrimp. Yeah. Jimmy whats the name of it . Its called like this bar aint good enough . Yes. This bar aint good enough this bar used to be real tough this bar used to be real rough now the bar aint tough enough thank you. Can we get some rice wine . [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, man, whats real . You see jimmy around here, my friend . About 49, a weird look on his face . Had a lot of rice wine . Merry christmas, bitch. [ cheers and applause ] ready . Boom. Go for it. Oh, my god its whole no. Jimmy what is this . Its sea urchin. Uni shots. Im sorry . Uni. Sea urchin . Jimmy sea urchin . Gonads of the sea urchin. Jimmy gonads . Gonads. Sea urchin. But you said gonads. Hey, can we get some rice wine . Jimmy what are you gonna do . Are you going to chew it or just swallow the whole thing down . Im going to pretend like this isnt happening. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, whats the name of the new single . Came here to forget. [ laughter ] jimmy mission accomplished. I cant. I cant do it. I cant do it. [ cheers ] i did it. Come on. You dont want to be that guy. Jimmy oh that was delicious. [ applause ] jimmy all right. Blake, we got the last course for you. It has all different kinds of sushi. This last one is going to blow your mind. What . Jimmy you earned it, buddy. Big mac. Oh, my gosh [ laughter ] now were talking. Jimmy i love you, man. Yeah two more rice wines. I love it can we get more rice wine . Jimmy Blake Shelton, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to everyone at nobu. Its the greatest. Theyre so good. And of course, Blake Shelton. Stick around, well be right back with tyler perry, everybody [ cheers and applause ] starbucks® smallbatch cold brew coffee. In stores now. New layers to our famous lasagna. With three new irresistible dishes like chicken parmigiana lasagna. And seafood lovers lasagna. All with our unlimited salad and breadsticks. And all starting at 11. 99. Olive garden. All theres dancing and music in the dark. People are younger and better looking in the dark. See . People wear their most stylish and glamorous clothes in the dark. In the dark, people gain an irrational sense of invincibility. Bowling is less sad, and making out is much more likely. So if all this good stuff happens in the dark, wouldnt you want a camera that can capture things. In the dark . The new galaxy s7 edge with lowlight camera. Ifor all the wrong reasons. Gical you may be muddling through allergies. Try zyrtec® for powerful allergy relief. And zyrtec® is different than claritin®. Because it starts working faster on the first day you take it. Try zyrtec®. Muddle no more®. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is one of the nicest, one of the hardest working performers in the word. Hes an actor, writer, director, producer, and bestselling author. Starting june 3rd, you can see him in the new movie teenage mutant Ninja Turtles out of the shadows. Everyone, please welcome the multitalented tyler perry [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey. I want some of that rice wine. Jimmy rice wine. Rice wine. Jimmy gosh, it makes me laugh. Do you like sushi . Do you enjoy that . I like it as much as he does. [ laughter ] jimmy is that right . Youre not into that . Temura the shrimp tempura. Jimmy yeah. Why dont they cook sushi . I dont understand. Jimmy thats the whole idea, right . Raw you eat it raw . Jimmy yeah. Yeah, man. I had to take Cod Liver Oil as a kid, because i had asthma. Thats what sushi tastes like to me. Jimmy cod . Cod liver oil. Jimmy oh, really . It helps with asthma, but it tastes horrible. Jimmy no, no, no. Youre having the wrong thing. Im gonna have to i dont think im going with you. [ laughter ] and then im gonna have a lot of rice wine. Jimmy rice wine rice wine jimmy we could start with rice wine first. Should i be calling you dr. Perry, now . [ english accent ] yes, dr. Perry. I have an honorary doctorate from tuskeegee university. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] congratulations thank you. [ english accent ] i dont know what i am a doctor in, but i started talking like this soon as i received it. [ laughter ] jimmy as soon as you its an honorary doctorate. That is very good, then. Of course. A doctor. Doctor of what . Do you know . I dont know, but if you call and ask for a a prescription, im sure i can fill it for you. [ laughter ] i dont know, man. I dont know. Jimmy how exciting was that . Thats pretty cool, pretty cool. Jimmy you got to talk to the kids, yeah . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and then you get an Honorary Degree as well . Yeah, i get an Honorary Degree. I get to inspire them and lift them. Jimmy what was your big message to the kids . Did you have one major line . I stole it from oprah when she started talking about intention. Jimmy shes a good person to steal from. Shes got, like, a billion of them jimmy exactly. No, i started talking about intention, and living your life, and getting out there, and doing your best, you know . Life is not going to be easy, but no matter what happens, you get out there and do your best. And if it really gets bad, and find yourself in a bad situation, you just say, damn, jojo, and you keep going, you know . [ cheers and applause ] damn, jojo. Jimmy i dont get the reference, but you dont get the reference. Damn, daniel [ laughter ] jimmy thank you. When you first started, your name was on everything. Thats why when still is. Jimmy it is. When you do shows and movies this show has changed. Jimmy the tonight show is now tyler perrys. [ laughter ] jimmy tyler perrys the tonight show. What would that be like if you it wouldnt be starring jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] it would be tyler perrys tonight show starring Tyler Perry Jimmy yeah, yeah, exactly. And madea would be in the band with the roots, bringing the house down. [ laughter ] she would, man. Shed be over jimmy she would be. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Jimmy madeas got a new movie coming out in halloween. A madea halloween. Jimmy i know. Thank you, chris rock. Its his fault that that happened. Jimmy why . He did this movie called top five. And he did a spoof where all the people in the movie it was movie inside a movie, and the people that were watching his movie didnt show up. They were all at my movie. And it was called, boo a madea halloween. [ laughter ] so, when i saw it in the movie, i thought, thats ridiculous. Oh, i love it. You know his movie is really funny, top five, right . Jimmy yeah. Lionsgate called, oh, we love that idea, tyler can you make that happen . [ light laughter ] i am going, dude, its a joke in chriss movie. But then i came up with a a concept. It is pretty damn funny. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy wait, cant believe this is real. Totally true story. Jimmy what is the name of your movie . Boo a madea halloween. Jimmy no [ laughter ] i kid you not. Jimmy you actually got that as the title . I actually took the title. If you see, chris rocks top five, its called, boo a madea halloween. Theres a poster in it. I took that title and made the movie. Jimmy this is fantastic. Im waiting for his lawyers to call. [ laughter ] jimmy no, he must love it. Yeah, chris is cool with it. Jimmy oh, that is going to be fun. Yeah. Jimmy i want to do something different, because i love having you on the show. You always do something fun, different, and i want to try something weve have never done on the show. Uhoh. Jimmy this one is called, gimme one. All right . Now, heres what it is. This one is you have three stories. Okay. Okay, three stories. Jimmy and i want the audience to know what the stories are, the top i dont know the stories. Okay. Jimmy and then you have to give us one. Okay, cool. Jimmy okay, but audience will decide to which one. So, you have a story about president obama. Uhhuh. Jimmy you have a story about award shows and you have a story about prince. Uhhuh. Jimmy okay, so now, im gonna ask the audience. Would you look to hear the story about president obama . Okay. [ cheers ] would you look to hear the story about award shows . [ scattered applause ] would you look to hear the story about prince . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Wow okay. I was getting worried. First of all, i just thought they didnt want to hear any damn thing. [ laughter ] no, i was at i was at prince did a concert in a room about half this size at the roosevelt hotel. And he comes out on stage, and he doesnt like a light on him, so hes there in the dark. And he keeps pointing. And im sitting next to jessica simpson. And hes pointing. He says, you, you, you, as he is singing the song, play that funky music, white boy, right . The band is rocking out. Theyre getting at it. Then, he calls patrick swayze. Patrick swayze goes up. Hes singing with him. It was a crazy night. And he keeps pointing at im like, jessica he is pointing to you. He sends his background singer off the stage, and they grab me and bring me up on stage to sing, play that funky music, white boy. [ laughter ] and i had just enough rice wine, and i killed it, man. It was great. It was a great night. It was a great night. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats all you need. [ cheers ] it was the rice wine. Jimmy thank you for that. I appreciate that. Yup. Jimmy thank you for that story. I want to talk about teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. This is you play a a baxter stockman. Yeah. Jimmy thats a great name. Yeah, a goofy, brilliant, wonderful scientist. Jimmy yeah. You always have a good name. What was the one in gone girl. You had a good name. Tanner bolt. Jimmy yeah, tanner bolt. Theyre all powerful. Jimmy theyre great names. Yeah. Jimmy so baxter stockman. Yes. Jimmy now, you are a mad scientist, and youre basically helping out shredder yes. Jimmy to go up against the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes. Jimmy no way to set it this up except its what it is. Its what it is. Jimmy and its going to be so much fun. Theres more cgi in this one than the first one. Yeah, but its hysterical. Jimmy will arnett is funny. Yeah, wills awesome. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres tyler perry in teenage mutant Ninja Turtles out of the shadows. Take a look at this. Sensei shredder this will help build an army. It needs to be synthesized, which is where you come in. [ laughs ] oh, this is going to be good haha [ laughs ] oh. Youre a rhinoceros. And youre a i dont know what you are. Let me look. Let me look. Let me look. Im a huh. I am a little piggy. I like it me too. Me too. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its fun. This is a big movie, really fun. Tyler perry, teenage mutant Ninja Turtles out of the shadows opens everywhere june 3rd. We will be right back with dave franco, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause ] vo making the most out of every mile. Thats why i got a subaru impreza. 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Jimmy i am a big fan. You are very, very good. Thats so sweet of you. Thank you. Jimmy please, i appreciate you being here. Youre back in now you see me 2. Thats right. Jimmy i love the first one. What a cast in this film. Its unbelievable. Jimmy morgan freeman. The list never ends. Its michael caine, mark ruffalo, Jesse Eisenberg jimmy woody harrelson. Yeah. Jimmy oh, yeah. I got to say thought, amongst the cast, one person that stood out as potentially the most giving actor of all time, and thats mark ruffalo. He jimmy this is a crazy story. And you actually brought us a a bonus clip, but tell us the story first. Yeah, so, we were doing whats probably the most intense scene in the movie where we pull ruffalo out of the river, and hes coughing, and hes spitting up water. And so, we do marks coverage first, and he kills it per usual, and so jimmy hes a great actor. Hes the best. So then, we turn the camera around on the rest of us to get our reactions. Jimmy so hes not even on camera. Exactly. So, we pull mark out of the river, and even though hes not on camera, hes still giving it 100 like the pro he is. And all of a sudden, he breaks character, and he starts yelling. So, we all freeze, we dont know what is going on, and we slowly realize that hes committed so hard to the moment that hes actually puked on himself. [ laughter ] and we jimmy mark is coming on soon, right . And so we got to talk to him about this. Yes, i think we have the clip of our reaction to said puke. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Yeah. Mark is on the ground. Theyre all standing around mark ruffalo. Watch this, guys. [ breathing heavily ] oh ew oh [ laughter ] oh. Oh. Okay. Anything we can do to help . Jimmy oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] thats commitment right there. I dont know anyone else in the business who would puke off camera for you just so you could have something to react to. Jimmy no, hes the best. I love that guy. What are you guys up to in this one . This is youre going against a tech mogul right, yes, so in the first one, the four horseman, the magicians were in control the whole time. Were always, like, one step ahead of the audience. In this one, everything shifts. So someones now playing a a trick on us. Were trying to figure out who it is and trying to figure how to regain control. Jimmy lets take a look at the clip here. Heres dave franco in now you see me 2. Check this out. All you need how to do is keep your eye on the queen. Its simple as the that. [ cheers ] are you guys ready . Yeah lets do it turn around switch show me the lady show me the lady [ cheers ] yes you know i am actually starting to feel kind of bad. Its just that i can actually feel that you guys are paying attention. It is just that you know, it is unfortunate that it is the wrong kind of attention. [ cheers and applause ] so, how did i do it . You know what . I hate to say it. Youre gonna to have to wait to find out. I know. Im sorry. Im sorry. I love you all. [ cheers ] jimmy i mean, come on [ cheers ] can you show me can show me a little bit of how you absolutely. Jimmy throw the cards . Absolutely. Yeah, lets do it. Jimmy here, i have two decks of cards here. All right, all right. Jimmy daves gonna show us a little bit here. Now . Okay. Jimmy where do we stand . Now this is lets see. Lets see. Lets start over here, yeah . Jimmy okay. All right, so are you righty . Jimmy im right handed. Take your card in your left hand like this. Jimmy okay. These two fingers jimmy uhhuh. And pinch it around the far corner. Jimmy okay. Like that. All right. You got it there. Jimmy yup. And here is the movement. It is, like, down and then down, and then snap your wrist. Jimmy okay, ready . Yeah, yeah, you go first. Not bad. Not bad. Jimmy hey [ cheers ] come on, thats not bad either. Come on. Oh, yeah, i cant this is why i dont get cast in the movie, right there, yeah. Lets go at this. Lets go at radcliffe. Jimmy yeah, this is Daniel Radcliffe the villain in this. Yes. Jimmy were not just throwing random cards at Daniel Radcliffe. Exactly. Jimmy we love Daniel Radcliffe. I got to Say Something about radcliffe, though. Its funny. Its like, anytime anyone talks about radcliffe, they get weird. Like, i cant tell you how many interviewers, like, grown adults have sat down in front of me, looked in my eyes and sincerely asked, has Daniel Radcliffe taught you any magic . [ laughter ] like, i want to say, like, you realize he is not a real wizard . [ laughter ] jimmy its like, dont ruin this. Dont ruin this. Exactly. Jimmy its like, he is not a real oh. All right, lets see. Jimmy whoa look at that. Can we see right here . You see that . [ cheers and applause ] this could be you. Yeah, no. Jimmy so this is going to be this is gonna be hard right here. Thats impossible. Jimmy i dont know if thats possible. Yeah, no. I got it right it here. Jimmy you got i got the special card. Go for it. Jimmy oh, my gosh perfect [ cheers and applause ] david franco now you see me 2 is in theaters june 10th. Well be right back with comedian Harland Williams [ cheers and applause ] oh say, can you see freeze this is a bust. Hands behind your back, mr. Choreographer. In massachusetts, its illegal to dance to the national anthem. Strawberry flavor, oh say can you tea. Make time for snapple. World saleilton is on honors members save up to 25 on brands like hampton, doubletree, hilton garden inn, and waldorf astoria so stop clicking around. Book direct at hilton. Com now thats satisfaction. 794, you are ahead of schedule. Folks weve hit some, uh, interesting weather here. Shouldnt interrupt our beverage service. Ive heard it raining cats and dogs before, but this is getting ridiculous be sure to pack those umbrellas and take care out there whatever the world throws at us, well be helping planes, trains, power grids, and hospitals run smoothly. Were ready for whatever youve got, world. With a little bit of uh uh, and a little bit of i said, its getting hot in herre new watermelon from limearita. The bold margarita. All the other guys are talking about these days is how good their coverage is. But only one network is giving you more than just great coverage. Tmobile only tmobiles lets you stream video and music for free not only that, but we doubled our lte coverage in the last year. Thats right our coverage now stacks up with anybody. Including verizon and at t. So now you can get rid of the other guys and get great coverage from tmobile. We got you covered. And we wont stop [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by one of my favorite comedians. His podcast, the harland highway is available now on itunes. Im so excited to have him here. Give it up, for Harland Williams, everybody [ cheers and applause ] woo what a treat what a treat, yeah [ cheers and applause ] hey, hey, im glad to hear everybody laughing. You gotta laugh, right . We dont know how long we got. It could all end tomorrow. All right. I dont know if you saw this on the news, but apparently, north korea has a guided Nuclear Missile pointed at the United States right now. Should we be intimidated by north korea . Huh . Should we be frightened of a a country that is being run by a full grown asian Cabbage Patch kid . [ laughter ] i mean, have you seen this guys haircut . It looks like a turtleneck sweater sucking down a a pineapple. [ laughter and applause ] maam, right here, if you could look away, i am trying to do a a show. [ laughter ] look, we dont know how long we got. It could all end tomorrow. Even mother natures working against us. I dont know if you saw this, but apparently, the polar ice caps are melting. [ laughter ] they say that in 15 years from now, the oceans are going to rise three feet. Do you know what this means, ladies and gentlemen . This means that in just over 14 1 2 years from now, im going to have to pull my picnic table back four feet. [ laughter and applause ] unacceptable. Unacceptable. Global warmings dangerous. I could throw my back out, gang. [ laughter ] sir, if you could look away, i dont like your eyes. [ laughter ] look, you gotta respect nature. Look, i am a nature show guy. Thats all i do. I watch nature shows. While you guys are at home rolling around in your ikea bunk beds covered with hazelnuts, im watching nature shows. I saw one of the most beautiful clips i ever did see in my whole life. [ laughter ] and id like to share it with you, okay . Check it out. It was a bald eagle. Americas bird. A bald eagle up in a pine tree. Well, it wasnt completely bald. It was like a combover eagle. [ laughter ] combover eagle in a pine tree glides over the surface of a a lake. Three feet over the surface of a lake. Its great big golden talons come out, right . Wham right in the water. Pulls up a giant salmon. [ laughter ] theres a silent l in salmon, ladies and gentlemen. [ laughter ] how do i know . I learned it in school. [ laughter ] combover eagle. Giant salmon. One of the most beautiful things in my life. I thought, i want that moment for me. So this is what i did. I went up to a national park. I rented myself a hang glider. [ laughter ] i stopped in at 7eleven, i bought myself a bag of bugles. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i put one of those little witch hats on every finger. I glided over the surface of the lake and wham i didnt get a giant salmon, but lucky for me there was a a little swedish boy kayaking. [ laughter ] right in the eyes. Right in the eyes. Delicious. We got to take care of nature though, gang. cause if we dont, we might go extinct. Right, jimmy . The way the dinosaurs did. Some people think dinosaurs went extinct from the ice age, from meteors. No. Dinosaurs went extinct because dinosaurs were eaten by rocks. [ laughter ] think about it. Every time you cut open a rock, there is a damn dinosaur. [ laughter and applause ] and ladies and gentlemen, i have a theory that dinosaurs arent truly extinct. Thats right. I said it. It is my belief. That when human beings get up over 75 years of age, they turn into velociraptors. [ laughter ] think about it. You get into your late 70s. Your back starts to hunch over. Your legs start to bow out. You start Walking Around real funny. [ laughter ] all of a sudden you get arthritis in your hands. Your eyes start bugging out. You start looking around at stuff at the mall for no reason. You start licking your lips for no reason. [ laughter ] your voice gets all gravely. [ screech ] get the hell off my lawn, you little bastard. [ screech ] there you go. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy youre the best, buddy. Thank you. Oh, Harlan Williams for tour dates and more, go to harlandwilliams. Com. Well be right back, everybody i want more [ cheers and applause ] pat toomey started his career as an investment banker. Then, a wall street wheelerdealer overseeing stock trades in new york, london and tokyo. Next, toomey moved to hong kong to work with wealthy chinese investors. In the senate, its no surprise toomeys been siding with wall street. Voting to allow banks to continue making the risky investments that wrecked our economy. Afscme people is responsible for the content of this ad. They go ooh ooh. Hey they go ohoohooooh. Sitting, watching, waiting, wishing. I tell you one thing, you never knew it. At the back of the bus there is so much to give, so dream big. Yeah. And when they screaming get out, get out. All i wanna hear is get down, get down. Yeah. And when they screaming get out, get out. All i wanna hear is get down, get down. Get down, get down. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to tyler perry, dave franco, Blake Shelton, Harland Williams, right there guys [ cheers and applause ] yes give it up for the roots, too, philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight emilia clarke. From saturday night live, comedian darrell hammond. From dc comics, writer geoff johns. Featuring the 8g band with tim alexander. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. Very good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Bernie sanders today campaigned in california just a few miles from disneyland. Either that or grumpy was on a lunch break. [ laughter ]
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