And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 478, macon. Whoo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on thats what im talking about. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everyone, to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here. You made it. Thank you for showing up. I appreciate that. I love you, jimmy jimmy i love you too, sir. Thank you so much again. Its going to be fun tonight. Get ready. Lets get to some news, heres what people are talking about. This is pretty big. Its been reported that the head of security for the tsa has been officially removed from his position. [ audience ohs ] thats right. He was told to turn in his badge, his uniform, his shoes, his belt, his keys, bottles over four ounces, his laptop, and any coins found in his pocket or keys. [ applause ] lets check in on the president ial election here. Bernie sanders is still hanging in there. Yeah, actually [ cheers and applause ] actually, i notice that bernie has been wearing a lot of hats at his rallies the past couple days. When asked about it bernie said he just got tired of keeping his hair perfect 24 7. [ laughter and applause ] you know . He was just like, i do not just wake up like this. Speaking of his hair, bernie said yesterday that his critics call him santa claus because of his white hair. [ laughter ] and santa said, yeah, even i dont promise people that much free stuff. [ cheers and applause ] little bit. I saw that today, donald trump held a big rally in new mexico. Which is weird because he spent his whole campaign promising to ban new mexicans. [ laughter and applause ] steve right . Jimmy meanwhile, trump criticized Hillary Clinton over the weekend claiming that her views are just words read off a a teleprompter. [ laughter ] hillary denied it saying, ive had these speeches memorized since i was six. [ laughter and applause ] please, please if there is one thing you will hit me on. Uhuh. I have this ready to go. Did you see helen hunt posted a a photo on twitter to show her starbucks barista wrote jody on her cup because she thought she was jodie foster. [ laughter ] meanwhile, jodie foster is still at that same starbucks going, where the hell is my damn coffee . Come on, hey [ laughter and applause ] its not that complicated. Well, last night was the season premiere of the bachelorette. [ cheers ] yeah. We love that show. One of the biggest moments from last night came when a bachelor named daniel tried to reference a viral internet video when he introduced himself. Unfortunately it didnt go that well. It was actually super awkward, but if you missed it dont worry, because here to reenact the entire scene with actual lines from the show is questlove and tariq from the roots. [ cheers and applause ] tariq thanks, jimmy. Tonight ill be playing daniel, a 31yearold male model who loves the internet. [ light laughter ] questlove and ill be playing the bachelorette, jojo. [ laughter ] jimmy thats great. Whenever you guys are ready. Tariq damn, jojo. Back at it again as the next bachelorette. [ laughter ] did you understand what i said to you . The joke. [ laughter ] questlove what was the joke . Tariq i was like, damn, jojo. Have you seen that viral video . [ laughter ] questlove no. Someone said damn jojo in a a Youtube Video . Tariq no. [ laughter ] no. No. No. [ laughter ] havent you seen that video, damn, daniel, back at it again with the white vans . Questlove no. [ laughter ] tariq have you been following the internet for the past couple of months . Questlove no. [ laughter ] tariq damn, jojo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Very dramatic scene. Thank you, questlove and tariq, everyone right there. [ cheers and applause ] that is good. Please, no hey, they stopped. They stopped. They moved on. They moved on. Thats it. No. [ applause ] they stopped clapping. Theyre not even clapping anymore. Thats good. Thank you, guys. Good to see you. That was great. Damn, jojo. Steve damn, jojo. Jimmy this is going viral today, you guys. On a california news station, called k. R. O. N. , locally known as kron. Has anyone seen this video yet . All right, so kron the name of the station. So an anchor and sportscaster got into, like, a bit of a a fight. [ light laughter ] because the anchor revealed that lebron james is going to be in space jam 2 before the sportscaster had a chance to say it in his report. [ laughter ] it lead to some tension. Take a look at this. We should tell you, lebron james is gonna star in space jam. Well, yeah. We actually oh, are you mad because i already read that . How long we been friends . 23 years. I didnt know you were gonna do it. Have you ever, and im going to say this with a smile, ever heard me say right before you came on, there is an irrigation problem in gilroy . You have to talk to never. You gotta talk to you ever heard me say, oh, its warm weather today . Never. I stay in my lane. And its hard for me to get mad. Catherine has stayed at my mothers home. Shes written my mother notes. And stolen my material. Darn it, hard to be mad at catherine though. Shes a good friend of my moms. And theres gonna come a time when i have to choose between the love of your mother and your mothers friends, and the honor and dignity of kron. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy honor and dignity of kron. Steve honor and dignity of kron. Oh. A lot going on. Jimmy well, looks like theyre in for an awkward ride home to that guys moms house. [ laughter ] its gonna be like although, kron sounds less like the network, more like some sort of weird news god. Like, i will fight for the honor of kron [ cheers and applause ] guys, we have a fun show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats fantastic. Guys, what a hot crowd tonight, huh . Steve fantastic [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. We have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, our pal, my man, adam sandler will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its gonna be fun. Plus, in honor of both fleet week and memorial day our audience will be comprised of, entirely of, servicemen and women. So i cant wait for that. [ cheers and applause ] special show. Steve great show. Jimmy and weve got some fun stuff planned. Then later this week, Penelope Cruz will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy maya rudolph and martin short will all be joining us steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but first we have a a fun show tonight. Hes one of the most successful and talented guys around, from the new movie teenage mutant Ninja Turtles out of the shadows, tyler perry is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy hes one of the hardest working guys i have ever met. Steve hardest working man. Jimmy and the nicest guy too. Steve yeah. Jimmy i love that guy. Plus, he stars in the upcoming sequel, now you see me 2. This is good. Yeah, hes gonna show us maybe a trick or so. Dave franco is dropping by. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a great actor. Funny. But hes also i wonder if he learned some tricks, right . And then we have, standup from a comedian, one of my favorite comedians out there, gosh, we just love him, Harland Williams is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] hilarious. Jimmy hes unbelievable. I used to open up for him all the time. And when i was doing standup in l. A. And stuff like that. Ive never he is just such a a fun, interesting guy. I mean, you know him from the dumb and dumber where hes the cop. Hes like, what are you drinking, grandpas whatever. Hes the cop. Steve yeah. Jimmy but then, hes went on to do, thousands of other things. But man, we were at some gig, well, hell tell the story. Well, no he wont. But anyways. [ laughter ] but we were at some gig. And it was valentines day. This jokes not going to go over well, but it was funny at the time. I opened up for him. And it was good, we had a good time. Then i introduced him. And he came on. And its valentines day. And everyones got roses in like a vase, and the champagne and everyones excited to see him. And he comes out. And he goes, hey guys before we start i just want to let you know my girlfriend was hit by a a bus. [ laughter ] its not true at all. And i dont know why he did it. But ill never forget it. And he had to dig himself out of the hole. And he did. And he got like a standing ovation by the end of the night. Loved him. Harland williams is here, you guys, i love him. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy unbelievable. Unbelievably funny guy. Guys time to take a look at the stories making headlines today. And weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of throwing a memorial day barbecue. Steve ooh. Jimmy big Holiday Weekend coming up. Lots of people are going to go outside, partying and grilling. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of throwing a a memorial day barbecue. Here we go. Pro, its a three day weekend. [ cheers ] con, and a four day hangover. Steve thats true. Jimmy there you go. [ laughter and applause ] drink responsibly. Steve watch out. Dont get kronned. Jimmy pro, your entire family and all of your neighbors are coming over. Con, asking donald trump to build a wall around your backyard. [ laughter and applause ] steve whatre you gonna do . Jimmy you gotta do what you gotta do. Steve yeah. Jimmy pro, you can finally wear white. Con, to a party where there is 100 chance someone will spill baked beans on you. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats true. Jimmy all part of the tradition. Steve something to remember the day by. Thats from last year. Jimmy yeah. Pro, you made sure to have plenty of vegetarian options. Con, like buns and napkins. [ laughter and applause ] pro, 38 Million People are expected to travel this weekend. Con, and theyre all standing in front of you on the tsa security line. [ laughter and applause ] steve safety. Jimmy thats not good. Thats not good. Steve no. Jimmy pro, every year theres that one neighbor that sticks around way too long even though its obvious they should leave. [ light laughter ] con, this year its bernie sanders. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] fire up the grill, ill be here until november. Steve im gonna throw this grill. Jimmy pro, for memorial day you posted tribute to the troops. Con, for memeorial day you posted, ermahgerd. Hert dergs and kern on the kerb. [ laughter and applause ] ermahgerd. Hert dergs and kern on the kerb. Steve corn on the curb . Jimmy kern on the kerb. Steve youre eating a curb . Jimmy yeah. Pro, opening the pool for the first time all year. Con, finding out what happened to the neighbors cat . Steve ooh. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oh well, thats steve nine lives. Nine lives. Jimmy unfortunate but steve yeah. What are you gonna do . Jimmy pro, eating corn on the cob. Con, eating it like michael buble. That is not how he eats corn. Steve no, dont do it. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats not how you eat corn. Thats not thats not how you thats not how you eat corn. Steve kron. Jimmy that is not how you eat corn at all. Steve eat kron on the cob, yeah. Dont ever eat it like that. Jimmy no, you cant. Steve why would you do that . Jimmy theres no way he did that. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy he did it like a a goof. As a goof. Steve thats a goof. Yeah. Jimmy he had to do it as a a joke or something. Steve you had to. cause nobody goes, how am gonna eat this corn . Jimmy theres no way you can steve when it naturally come out this way. Jimmy well how you gonna get to the bottom of it . [ light laughter ] youd be choking to get the bottom. Finally, pro, throwing all of your plans out the window and just kind of winging it. Con, or as brazil calls that hosting the summer olympics. [ laughter and applause ] there you go thats all we have for the pros and cons. Well be right back with more of the tonight show everybody [ cheers and applause ] [engine sounds] the Bud Light Party believes in change. Thats why bud light has a new look. And we want to share it with everyone. From our national parks. To our furthest shores. Jackpot to your living room. Look under your seats [squeals of delight] still the same refreshing bud light. With a new look. Intromercedesbenz ccoupe, redesigned with its athletic prowess and sleek new body. It doesnt just raise the bar. It completely crushes it. The allnew cclass coupe. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Welcome, welcome back fun show tonight. We are going to show you this thing that we normally never really do. But a couple weeks ago, our Pal Blake Shelton was on the show. We love Blake Shelton. [ cheers and applause ] everyone loves Blake Shelton. Hes a good guy. Hes funny. So we got to talking, and i found out Something Interesting about him. He doesnt like sushi. In fact, hes never even tried it. He once tweeted out, eating sushi is wrong. [ light laughter ] so being the good friend i am, i decided to invite him out to dinner to the best sushi restaurant in the city. And just see if i could broaden his horizons. We taped the whole thing. This is real sushi. And theres real drinking going on here. [ light laughter ] we have never showed this, but gosh it made us laugh. But take a look at this. Its Blake Shelton trying sushi. Jimmy hey, guys, im here with Blake Shelton, the one and only. Were at nobu. And blake, i cant believe this is truem but youve never tried sushi before. I mean, not the raw, like the raw stuff, no. Jimmy dont eat this. This is a hot towel. Its not a sushi roll. You just clean your hands with this. See . Ah. Jimmy did you clean your hands . Have you ever had saki before. This is delicious. Its like a its a wine. Its a rice wine. Are you getting a headache . No, i just i dont know what rice wine. Jimmy yeah. Not rye swine. Jimmy rice wine. What did you call it . Jimmy rice. Have you ever had rice before . Thank you. Heres to best friends. Tonight is kind of special. Why are we doing this . Jimmy because i love you, thats all, and were going to have fun. This is good. Cheers. What does it taste like to you . Easter egg coloring. Jimmy easter egg coloring. [ laughter ] to you too . Jimmy have you tried the fresh ginger . Its pickled ginger. I wouldnt know fresh ginger from old. Jimmy what do you think about this . Kind of has the texture of prechewed gum. Jimmy can we get the next course, please . Blake, dont dont no, dont be freaked out. Look how colorful. Look how beautiful. Thank you very much. You should thank them when they thank you jimmy no, its too late. Thank you jimmy thats right, blake. And can we get some more rice wine . Jimmy which one do you want to go with, the tuna or the salmon . Does it matter . Jimmy yeah, i think so. I dont know the difference. That right there looks like a a human tongue. The texture is playdoh. But i will say this to you right now, mantoman. I like that. I like that how that tasted. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy count one, count one. Thats one. Thats one. So what is this . Jimmy this is yellowtail. Try it in the soy sauce and then just taste half of it. Its so good. I dont like that. Jimmy oh, come on. [ laughter ] i dont like that. Hey, what could be more disgusting than raw fish . Whatever this is. No, i dont want to toast to you and me. Jimmy no, i know. Oh, man. [ laughter ] can we get some more of that rice wine . Can you at least tell me what this is . Jimmy honestly, im not kidding. I just you dont know. Jimmy okay. Just shut up. Jimmy its a fish. Look at it. A little fish head. You see this stop talking. Jimmy little fish head. Im not looking. I dont want to know. Jimmy look at him. Its already mine mouth. Jimmy whats the name of the new record, just so i can plug the record real quick . Uh jimmy free popcorn shrimp . Free popcorn shrimp. Jimmy free popcorn shrimp. Yeah. Jimmy whats the name of it . Its called like this bar aint good enough . Yes. This bar aint good enough this bar used to be real tough this bar used to be real rough now the bar aint tough enough thank you. Can we get some rice wine . [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, man, whats real . You see jimmy around here, my friend . About 49, a weird look on his face . Had a lot of rice wine . Merry christmas, bitch. [ cheers and applause ] ready . Boom. Go for it. Oh, my god its whole no. Jimmy what is this . Its sea urchin. Uni shots. Im sorry . Uni. Sea urchin . Jimmy sea urchin . Gonads of the sea urchin. Jimmy gonads . Gonads. Sea urchin. But you said gonads. Hey, can we get some rice wine . Jimmy what are you gonna do . Are you going to chew it or just swallow the whole thing down . Im going to pretend like this isnt happening. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, whats the name of the new single . Came here to forget. [ laughter ] jimmy mission accomplished. I cant. I cant do it. I cant do it. [ cheers ] i did it. Come on. You dont want to be that guy. Jimmy oh that was delicious. [ applause ] jimmy all right. Blake, we got the last course for you. It has all different kinds of sushi. This last one is going to blow your mind. What . Jimmy you earned it, buddy. Big mac. Oh, my gosh [ laughter ] now were talking. Jimmy i love you, man. Yeah two more rice wines. I love it can we get more rice wine . Jimmy Blake Shelton, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to everyone at nobu. Its the greatest. Theyre so good. And of course, Blake Shelton. Stick around, well be right back with tyler perry, everybody [ cheers and applause ] starbucks® smallbatch cold brew coffee. In stores now. New layers to our famous lasagna. With three new irresistible dishes like chicken parmigiana lasagna. And seafood lovers lasagna. All with our unlimited salad and breadsticks. And all starting at 11. 99. Olive garden. All theres dancing and music in the dark. People are younger and better looking in the dark. See . 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