Roots crew. Questlove 480, phoenix woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy please, welcome. Welcome. Please, thank you very, very, very much. Please, enjoy yourselves, please. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] youre here now. Youre home. Youre home. Youre safe. Thank you. Welcome, everyone. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you all made it and this is what its all about. You guys, its finally starting to feel like summer here in new york city with temperatures all of the way up in the 80s. [ cheers ] and im proud to say new yorkers waited almost 15 minutes before they started complaining. [ laughter ] they go, this heat is the worst cant wait for winter lets get to some news here. After Hillary Clinton declined to debate Bernie Sanders this month, theres now talk that bernie might debate donald trump. [ cheers ] jimmy no word on what the debate will be on, but im guessing mute. [ laughter and applause ] and at a Campaign Stop in new mexico yesterday bill clinton argued with a a Bernie Sanders supporter for 30 minutes about issues from the 90s. [ light laughter ] it got heated especially when bill tried to claim that step by step was better than family matters. [ laughter and applause ] it was like, urkel was overrated. Steve stefan urquelle. Jimmy this is embarrassing. I read that Donald Trumps campaign accidentally sent a a reporter an email with details about how trump was going to attack Hillary Clinton. Or as trump put it, wow, another hillary email scandal. Sad. [ laughter and applause ] i wouldnt want to be in her shoes. Now this is interesting here. A new survey asked americans which candidate theyd want to sit next to on a plane and 37 chose donald trump. Meanwhile, the other 63 missed their flight waiting in the tsa line. [ laughter and applause ] figure this out figure this out they asked people which candidate theyd want to sit next to on a plane, donald trump was the number one choice. When trump heard that, he was like, what does sit next to someone on a plane mean . [ laughter and applause ] did their private jet break, or something . Bernie sanders asked why people didnt want to sit next with him, and they said, well we dont want to be in coach. [ laughter and applause ] the 1 is getting all the pretzels [ laughter ] it should be evenly distributed. One bag of pretzels. Everyone gets a pretzel you get a pretzel and you get a a pretzel [ cheers and applause ] everyone gets speaking of Bernie Sanders, i saw that he gave an interview on the view this week. Of course, the view is known for being a welcoming, warm, inviting talk show. [ laughter ] so, i think bernie expected it to be an easy interview. Im not sure he got that. Take a look. You dont have the numbers, according to everything were hearing and seeing, to become the nominee. You cant win the nomination right now with pledge delegates. If you lose the nomination, which is highly probable at this point. Are you doing more harm to the party than good . [ laughter ] jimmy the first time bernie felt the bern. [ laughter and applause ] its like, wait a minute. Whats going on here . [ applause ] and you might not know this, but former new mexico governor gary johnson is running as a a thirdparty libertarian candidate. And hes actually polling around 10 against Hillary Clinton and donald trump and i think i know why people are starting to Pay Attention to him. Take a look at this. Okay, you were named the ceo of a cannabis company, a a marijuana company. If you were ever elected would you legalize marijuana . Oh, in a heartbeat. Jimmy yeah. Oaky. [ cheers and applause ] my question is how is he only pulling a 10 . [ laughter ] i mean, the guy wants to legalize weed. Which i guess explains his slogan, make america late again. [ laughter and applause ] sorry, man. Sorry im late. You wanted me to come into work at 9 00 a. M. . [ laughter ] never happen again. I saw president obama attended a town hall in vietnam this week where he ended up meeting the countrys queen of hip hop, and even showed off his beat boxing skills. Yeah. Either that or obama just got stuck in the middle of a a sentence. Now look uh uh uh uh [ laughter ] now look uh uh uh uh uh now look uh uh uh uh uh now look uh sasha malia sasha malia sasha malia michelles in the garden with the broccoli [ cheers and applause ] give me the mic. Hand me the mic so i can drop it hand me the mic. I want to drop the mic. [ laughter ] steve not you, mike. Jimmy obama also took questions from a crowd in vietnam yesterday, and they were curious about some things from his past. Listen to this guy. As you said before, when you are young you loved fooling around, and i read on internet, im not sure if true or not, that you also like smoking weed. You know, things like that. [ light laughter ] dont believe everything you read on the internet, though. [ applause ] jimmy or as that answer is also known. Not a no. [ laughter and applause ] dont believe everything you read on the internet. Steve next question. Jimmy next question. [ laughter ] he can sit down now, get him a a tshirt or something. [ laughter ] its being reported that the obama family is planning to move into a nine bedroom mansion in washington, d. C. , after the president leaves office. Yeah. I guess he wants to be close enough to drive by the white house every morning and shout, sucks, doesnt it . [ laughter and applause ] see you tomorrow [ applause ] oh, feels great [ honking noise ] yeah, baby [ applause ] finally, i saw that disney is considering making a a liveaction remake of the little mermaid. [ cheers ] it wont come out for a while, so if you want to watch a woman swim around with crabs, just watch the bachelorette. [ laughter and applause ] you guys, we have a great show give it up for the roots, right there [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is singer Musiq Soulchild sitting in with the roots. Welcome to the show, thank you for being here, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. His new album life on earth is available now. Thank you for being here, pal. I appreciate that. I like your hat, by the way. Never quite seen a hat like that. Its like a hybrid hat. [ light laughter ] steve its like a cowboy baseball hat. Jimmy that looks like looks like a fedora baseball hat. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Who makes it . Its actually custom made by a good friend of mine out of carolina. Her name is dora yvette. Shes on instagram. Jimmy yeah. Im gonna check that out. [ cheers and applause ] can i try it on . Yeah. Jimmy i just wanna try it on. See what i looks like. I think maybe i can pull it off. Thanks. Good to see ya, bud. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve pull it off pull it off so legit. So legit. Jimmy not bad. Beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy nice, new hat. What a gift. Guys, we have a big show [ cheers and applause ] i gotta get to the show. Oh, quickly, i want to tell you, real quick about this the web show that its called topical waffle. And yeah. And its a fun things our writers are doing just for fun. Its basically like cnn, but much, much weirder. Its a comedy thing, its probably about four minutes long, but its jam packed with jokes. And its beyond silly. But youll at least i even make a tiny, tiny appearance in the newest episode. Steve ooh. Jimmy and tiny, im winking. Steve wink. Jimmy cause i might be small. [ light laughter ] you can check it out on the tonight show youtube channel, or our facebook page. Its called topical waffle, i think youll enjoy it. Please check it out. [ cheers and applause ] topical waffle. Its been a big week so far. Theres more ahead tomorrow night, maya rudolph and martin short will be here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hilarious. Theyre doing the show next door. Right next door, right across the hall. Jimmy and man, oh, man, it looks funny. Steve yeah, a good times. Jimmy its gonna be fantastic. Also plus, from hamilton, leslie odom jr. Oh my gosh. Steve woah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy aaron burr. Steve hamilton. Jimmy hamilton. And music from Courtney Barnett and thank you notes. So thats all tomorrow. Its gonna be really good. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. From the new movie ma ma, the lovely, the talented Penelope Cruz is here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] beautiful. Talented. Later in the show, penelope and i are going to have some fun with dubsmash. Steve ooh. Jimmy stick around for that, yeah. Plus, this man is great in everything he does, were like his number one fan. I love this guy. Hes got nominated right now, nominated for a tony award for his acclaimed work in the broadway play blackbird, jeff daniels is dropping by. Steve woah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic, fantastic actor. Steve love the guy. Love him. Jimmy and then one of my favorite new songs out right now, oh, my gosh, i love, love, love this song. It is so good. Can we play a little Dierks Bentley right now . Its called somewhere on a a beach. So the idea of this is, this girl breaks up with him, right . Steve right. Jimmy and shes, like, oh man, youre missing me, youre waiting for me to call you. Youre never gonna get me back. And hes, like, nope. [ laughter ] im somewhere on a beach right now drinking on a drink. He doesnt know where he is on a beach but he just knows that hes on a beach somewhere. And hes listen to this jam, this guitar riff is good. Im somewhere on a beach sipping something strong gotta new girl shes got it going on we drink all day and party all night jimmy i mean, hes living it up. Im way too gone to have you on my mind steve hes livin large. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Shes got a body and shes naughty and she got me like you aint ever got me im getting sun getting some and i aint slept in a week yeah im somewhere on a beach [ cheers and applause ] somewhere on a beach she got it going on jimmy yeah. Thats what im talking about. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] Dierks BentleyDierks Bentley is here tonight oh, my goodness steve come on jimmy somewhere on a a beach yeah. Oh, man. Its fantastic. Guys, its time for tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtag Hashtag jimmy thank you roots. You guys, any of you guys on twitter out there, or play with twitter at all . [ cheers and applause ] we play around, we do this thing. We use twitter on our show every single week. So if you watch our show, you want to play along with this game. Its worldwide, not even just country wide. Steve no, its worldwide. Jimmy people from germany are tweeting. Steve sure. Jimmy yeah. Steve spain. Jimmy people from the band scooter. Steve really . In germany . Jimmy are tweeting us. Yeah. Steve wow. Wheres the how much is a a fish . Jimmy i got an answer. Steve how much is it . Jimmy we had this band on the other night, we played a a song by scooter called, how much is the fish . This is it. Its a techno song. The chase is better and it just kicks in. Than the catch he just just dances then he goes how much is the fish jimmy how much is this fish . Its a giant, apparently giant song in germany. Steve yeah. Jimmy and so, i sent a a video out. Its by scooter. Scooter. Jimmy real song. Steve huge in germany. Jimmy yeah. Steve hasslehoff two. Jimmy i asked him, i asked the lead singer, i said, can you just answer for everybody how first of all, was this a a fish that youre going to eat . Steve right. [ light laughter ] jimmy or is it for an aquarium . And then how much was it . And he said, it was for an aquarium. Steve right. Jimmy and it was 3. 80. Steve wow. [ laughter ] that a good deal. Jimmy not bad. Steve thats a bargain. Jimmy im happy he left that part out of the song. Steve yeah. Its 3. 80 [ laughter ] its going into a salt water aquarium jimmy its like, yeah, this songs lame. Yeah. Its like this just makes you wonder forever. Steve yeah. Jimmy how much is this fish . Steve its like a shows you brain. Jimmy yeah. 3. 80. Steve yeah. Jimmy there you go. Steve glad to know. Jimmy so anyways, i sent out a hashtag and we actually got to tweet out things based on that topic. So since memorial day marks the beginning of summer, i went on twitter and we sent out a a hashtag called summerraps. And asked you guys to tweet out a funny rap about summer. We got thousands of tweets, within 30 minutes. This was a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you for the tweets. [ cheers and applause ] and now i thought i would share some of my favorite summer raps tweets from you guys. Tariq from the roots, can you help me out . Tariq yep. [ laughter ] steve its the hat. Jimmy you got a little too much hat. [ laughter ] steve call him the dude with the tude. Jimmy a little too much hat. Steve yeah. Jimmy talk the music here at later. [ light laughter ] too much hat. This first one is from ebjork93. Hes in scooter. [ light laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy no hes not, hes not. Steve hes the lead drummer. Jimmy hes not. This is from ebjork93. He says well i graduated college and summer is here oh snap thats right i need to find a career [ applause ] jimmy there you go. Thats oh, oh, snap oh, this ones my favorite. This one is from awkwordsmith. He says pool invite i couldnt wait to go i dove on in yelled geronimo i peed in the water but nobody know and my shorts fell off so look out below [ laughter and applause ] steve wow, a lot going on. Jimmy yeah. Steve a lot going on there. Jimmy is that your twitter handle . Is that you . awkwordsmith . Thats you, yeah. Tariq is steve awkwords. Jimmy awkwordsmith, yeah. Steve i get it now. Jimmy yeah. Steve i didnt get it before. Jimmy this one is from manleemeats. [ laughter ] is that your twitter handle, higgins . Steve that is my twitter. That was, in college. Jimmy it was, okay, yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy in college. Here we go. Steve but it was meet. Jimmy manleemeats. He says wearing nuthin but a gstring baby both cheeks burning up like crazy and i cant sit now cause it pains me [ laughter and applause ] jimmy cant sit now because it pains me. Steve manleemeats. Got the posterior sunburn. Jimmy this is from gretchenpolasnk. She says yeah yeah i said the pools in the backyard jump in cause its hot jump in cause its hot jump in cause its hot [ cheers and applause ] the pools in the back yard jump in cause its hot steve thats seems more pleasant. Jimmy last one is from kcycy. She says now watch me sip my lemonnadenade now watch me sip sip like im beyonce now watch me whoo becky becky ooh becky becky [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ooh, becky. There you have it, those are our tonight show hashtags. Give it up for Tariq Trotter from the roots. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic, buddy. Check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with Penelope Cruz introducing the completely redesigned mercedesbenz ccoupe, with its athletic prowess and sleek new body. It doesnt just raise the bar. It completely crushes it. The allnew cclass coupe. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Choose any two mcdonaldsing classics for five bucks. Like the 100 beef big mac, filetofish made with sustainably sourced fish, or 10piece chicken mcnuggets made with white meat enjoy the choice lemme get a mcpick2 find more delicious deals in our app. Ba da da da da [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an Academy Award winning actress who stars in a new film called ma ma which is now playing in new york and opens in select cities tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Penelope Cruz [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nice to see you again. Great to see you. Jimmy you look gorgeous. Thank you so much for coming back to our show. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy i appreciate it. I found a photo of you that i thought was very interesting. This is every time i come here, you find something. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] well this is at a its some type of religious event. And this is all the kids posing, boys and girls, posing at this, and theres one that just kind of sticks out. And you go, i think that one is going to be an actress. Take a look, see if you can find penelope there. [ laughter ] are you kidding me . I mean, youre like [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes like, go away from me. Go away. Now come back. Now take a detour. Take it now. No, go away from me now. [ laughter ] now come back. Come back with me. Thats funny. And it was a religious event. Imagine. Jimmy was it . Yes. Jimmy yes, it was. Yeah. But all the pictures that i find now from all my childhood, im posing. All of them. Jimmy yeah. I cannot find anything normal. [ light laughter ] jimmy youre always posing . Always. Jimmy i always cross my eyes when i was in my pictures, when i was a kid. In all my parents family albums and everything was ruined because they would just cut to me and i was like [ laughter ] everything was always ruined. But thats how i guess i knew i was gonna be a comedian and you were gonna be yeah, exactly, yeah. [ laughter ] we knew, we knew. Jimmy two ships crossing in the night. Didnt you learn to be an actress through your mom . Didnt she have a salon . Yeah. She had a hair salon. So all my childhood, i was there, watching. And i feel like that was really my first acting school. Because i was there hiding behind my books pretending to be studying. But i was really studying all these women. All these womens behavior. And also it was pretty interesting, you know, to see the way they behaved with my mom. It was almost like she was also their psychologist. Jimmy yeah. And then i also learned to do to to cut hair. To do a perm. To wash hair. I learned everything. Jimmy oh, really . Do you still cut hair . To people that let me do it, yes. [ laughter ] jimmy people who who would that be . I dont even know who would that be . Its so often that i get a a victim for that. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Next time you come back. Im gonna grow mine out. I mean, this is all this is a toupee. [ laughter ] no, no. You dont need me. Youre good. Jimmy yeah. I mean, you could style it if youd look to. I mean, its just is this a a decent style . Theres not much you could do with my head. No. I think its good. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers ] much better. I like it better that way. [ cheers and applause ] i like it better. Jimmy much better. I almost feel like [ trump voice ] i should be running for president. [ laughter and applause ] vice president. Vice president. [ trump voice ] id be fantastic. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thats what i learned at the salon. Jimmy yeah. You learned a lot. I mean, yeah. Definitely went to the [ laughter ] its like i was stuck in a wind tunnel. This is fantastic. [ laughter ] i appreciate that. Sorry. You shouldnt have let me do it. Jimmy i know i shouldnt have let you do it, but come on. Please. If y