Comedian Jack Whitehall. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 461 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about. Hey. Thats a good friday night crowd tonight, here in new york city. Beautiful crowd. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show, baby, thats how you do it. Oh, looking good. Thats how you do it. Sit back, relax, have a good time. Get loud. Get rowdy. Get rowdy. Well, im your host, jimmy fallon. Heres what everyone is talking about, here. Thank you. Of course, last night was the nfl draft. And, yeah. Its a big deal over there. The Los Angeles Rams used the first pick to select quarterback jared goff. Hes a College Student who just got a job worth over 20 million, or as he put it, i no longer support bernie sanders. [ laughter ] at this point, im good. Im good at this point. Steve chaching. Jimmy yeah, at this point the Los Angeles Rams used the first pick on quarterback jared goff. Or as fans in l. A. Put it, they went to jared. [ laughter and applause ] thank you. Steve hey, oh. Jimmy theres a couple. Theres a couple more. Steve oh, theres one coming up. Jimmy no, no. But, no, later on. Yeah. [ laughter ] the big story is whats being called the 16 million bong hit. You guys, you know what im talking about . So, ole miss star, Laremy Tunsil dropped a few spots in the nfl draft and wound up losing 16 million in potential salary after a video appeared where he takes a bong hit. Yeah. Scouts should have known something was up when it took him a week to run the 40yard dash. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve what . Jimmy its the journey, not the destination, man. [ laughter ] heres a screen grab from the video thats been going around that shows him taking a bong hit. And i dont know if kids do this or something, but hes wearing a gas mask with a bong attached to it. Is that real . Do you know what im talking about . [ cheers ] is that a thing . Thats a thing. How stoned do you have to get . I need it to go through my eyeballs. I cant get enough. Youll get there. Its fine. Steve dont worry, yeah. Take your time. Jimmy a gas mask. Hes the first stoner to freak other stoners out. Theyre like ohh i thought you were attacking me. He looks less like an nfl player and more like a new star wars character named darth vapor. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] steve whoa oh. Hey. Ha ha hey darth vapor. May the weed be with you. [ laughter ] jimmy you know how r2 smokes, right . Steve oh, my gosh. [ breathes ] [ imitates r2d2 ] [ laughter ] meanwhile, running back Ezekiel Elliott surprised people by wearing a crop top under his blazer. See for yourself. Look at this. [ laughter ] he ended up getting drafted by the dallas cowboys. Not the team, the cheerleaders. [ laughter ] steve hey hey. The cheerleaders. Dallas. Crop top. [ laughter ] jimmy lets [ laughter ] got a little nervous. Lets talk about the election. I saw jeb bush was on cnn yesterday. Yeah, the bush is back. They asked him whether he considered voting for Hillary Clinton. And of course he said no. But check out his reaction to the followup question. Watch this. Youre not voting for Hillary Clinton . No way. And you dont think republicans should vote for Hillary Clinton to stop donald trump . [ laughter ] steve wake me up. Jimmy im sorry, im sorry, youre breaking up. Breaking up, im sitting right in front of you. Yeah, im sorry, im going through a tunnel right now. [ laughter ] everybodys kind of getting tired of talking about the election. And i think this one guy got really tired. Listen to Washington Post reporter dave wiegle discussing trumps Foreign Policy speech on the hugh hewitt radio show yesterday. We didnt doctor this. This is real. Washington elites mock trump for mispronouncing tanzania. They dont that get the most important word he pronounces is america. Tell me why you thought that was an important point. [ snoring ] [ laughter ] dave . [ snoring ] dave . Hi, dave. Yep. Hi. Did you catch the last question . I did, yeah. Sorry, repeat it . Im at a place where i couldnt hear very well. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah. Steve what . Jimmy i think the place he couldnt hear was the mattress section at macys. Huh . Oh, yeah, what, who . Some entertainment news. Beyonce kicked off her formation world tour this week. [ cheers and applause ] and its yeah. And actually, shes selling a a shirt that says boycott beyonce. Yeah, shes actually daring people to dislike her. Or, as one guy put it, trust me, it doesnt work, okay. Ive been trying. [ applause ] and finally, i saw that the movie mothers day comes out this weekend. Producers said that they were also planning to release a a fathers day movie, but they never got around to it. You guys, we have a great show. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, come back again next week. On monday, we are talking to louis c. K. steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and well be talking to our very own questlove, will be actually, a guest on the show. [ cheers and applause ] he has a book. He has a food book. A very great book out. And we have great music from man, i love this guy Rufus Wainwright will be here next week. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first, joining us tonight. Oh, what a great guy this guy is. Steve hes a delight. Jimmy we always just we love this guy. Im just so happy for all his success. Hes just a nice guy, as well as a talented guy. Hes back playing antman in the huge new movie captain America Civil War, which hits theaters next friday. The dashing, the hilarious paul rudd is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] i love the guy. I love the dude. One of the nicest, coolest guys ever. Steve a delight. A pure delight. Jimmy funny, talented. Were going to do something fun later on, paul and i. So, stick around, and youll see what were going to do. Its funny. Plus, from the acclaimed new hulu series the path, hugh dancy is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] thats a cool show. And we have great standup. This guys a young comedian from england. He sold out wembley arena like two days in a row. Just by himself. Yeah, hes like young. Hes like 27 or something. And hes unbelievably hilarious, youre going to love him. Comedian Jack Whitehall is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] Jack Whitehall. Weve been having fun all week because you ever get a song stuck in your head . Its just stuck in your head and you go, i cant get it out of my head . So, i heard this song. We were looking on youtube. We were looking at different fun videos and stuff like that. I saw this video by styx. Styx. Styx. Its called too much time on my hands. And i just i just fell in love with the video, because it was just funny, and just goofy. I love the opening line. Its like im sitting at the barstool, talking like a damn fool, got the 12 00 news blues. I never knew what the lyrics were. But the keyboard goes. [ scatting ] yeah. And you just cant you gotta dance, like [ cheers and applause ] cape it up jimmy gotta cape it up. I got to get the cape. Sitting at the barstool talking like a damn fool got the 12 00 news blues i know. Thats it. But its a good song. [ cheers and applause ] but even once we started talking about it, the youtube hits, i guess, went up. It was like in the 800 thousands now, its like over 3 million or something. But you can check it out, because well, we have it, dont we . We should show a little bit of the video. This is styx. This is look at this. Look at the graphics. The effects. The special effects. And then he gets into the jam. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He points at it. Yeah he knows whats up. Its like a magic trick. And then flicks it over to the drummer, whos awesome. Oh, look at the effects. Its like multiple. Its like 100 of them. And then, hes just dancing. And then jumpsuit from space, this is awesome. Look at this jumpsuit, and the guy in the tuxedo in the back. Then they have a sketch in the middle of it. Theres a guy in a captains outfit. Yeah im sitting at the barstool talking like a damn fool got the 12 00 news blues all right, thats it. Thats all im saying, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] talented band. Great song. But im happy that you let me just play it and get it out of my head, because ive just been obsessing and playing it over and over again on spotify. Steve it drills into your head. Its got a presence. Jimmy its still there. Its going to be there over the weekend. This is the last time. Im going to get it out of my system. Steve you hope. Jimmy i hope. Because its just such a a catchy it just makes you dance. Sitting at the barstool talking like a damn fool got the 12 00 news blues i cant do anymore. Guys, hey. Todays friday. Thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. I check my inbox. Questlove, can i get a one time . I return some email. And of course send thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] im running late. I wonder, if you guys wouldnt mind, ive got to write some weekly thank you notes out right now. Is that okay . [ cheers and applause ] hey, james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ laughter ] steve hes serious. Jimmy yeah, doesnt wear a a tie. Steve hes getting a little wry, no. Jimmy doesnt wear a tie. Steve hes tieless. Jimmy no, he folds it up and sticks it in his pocket. Steve yeah. Like a tie square. Jimmy like harry styles. Steve or bald styles. Jimmy harry. Harry. Steve harry, im sorry. Jimmy thank you, canada, for introducing a new law that could legalize marijuana next year, which explains your new flag. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not bad, eh . Steve thats weed, eh . Jimmy the leaves, yeah. Thank you, Cinco De Mayo for being spanish for im calling in sick tomorrow. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] 12 00 news blues thank you, the phrase get out the vote for being a much longer and weirder way to say vote. [ laughter ] should just say vote. Get out the vote. Steve we got to get it out. Jimmy its time for you to do the vote. Steve you must vote in the process, yes. Its a process. Jimmy you must be part of the process, yes . Steve thats why this government is a bicameral system, yes. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, Michael Strahan, for exiting live with kelly michael. And leaving quite a big gap to fill. [ laughter ] steve hey, oh hes trying to dap me, but its cool. Steve oh jimmy is there a little Michael Strahan in his mouth . Dave, what was that . Steve it is the tooth. Hes trying to dap me, but its cool. Jimmy like a little strahan living in his mouth. I dont know. Steve a little strahan in his soul. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, door stoppers, for always making me think that someone dropped a a tiny piece of chocolate cake on the ground. Thats a door stopper. Steve im going to eat that chocolate cake. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, Home Improvement tv shows, for literally making me watch paint dry. [ laughter ] i love it. Steve what color . Jimmy im getting addicted again. Steve oh, my god, i hope they have granite. [ fart noise ] jimmy thank you, liquid gel caps, for being gushers that went to med school. [ laughter ] there you guys have it, right there. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with paul rudd, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] take on the unexpected with a car that could stop for you. Nissan safety shield technologies, available in the altima, sentra and maxima. New special k nourish. Apples, almonds, and raspberries. Devour something different. New special k nourish. Kenneth, are they closing the stage this afternoon for auditions . Whats on that piece of paper . Oh, miss maroney, your forehead should not be doing anything. I just had botox. I know exactly whats happening ah whoa this is a bad streaming experience. The girlie show is a real fun lady show. vo dont let bad streaming ruin a good show. Dont look at me vo only verizon has the largest, most reliable 4g lte network. Can your network say that . Switch now, buy two samsung phones, and get a free 50 smart tv. Only on americas best network. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a very funny, very talented actor. Last summer, he joined the marvel universe in the hit movie antman. And next friday he joins the avengers universe in captain America Civil War, which opens in theaters worldwide in imax and imax 3d. Please welcome back a friend of the show, paul rudd [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. We love it. Paul rudd thats a new york city welcome. That is a new york city they they love you right there. That is [ cheers ] listen to its palpable. The energy. It is electric. Its unbelievable. Its like a rock concert in here. [ cheers ] jimmy thats right. Thats right. Well, we love you, buddy. Thanks. Jimmy speaking of concerts, do you remember your first concert . I do. Jimmy who was it . Well, my parents took me to see kenny rogers [ audience oohs ] and gallagher. [ light laughter ] gallagher opened up for kenny rogers. Jimmy the comedian gallagher . Yep. What i remember, too, is that gallagher, after he performed, ran through the audience handing out ironons of himself. They were like a gallagher kind of caricature. I think his hair went and said gallagher. Jimmy it spelled out his name. Spelled out his name. And i didnt get one and i was so bummed out. Jimmy but you werent even there to see gallagher, right . No, it was just an added bonus. Jimmy it was a bonus, yeah. But he would run into the audience and give out yeah. He was handing out, in between yeah, handing out his ironons. Jimmy and did you yeah, well, clearly you became a big gallagher fan, because i have a a picture of you from halloween a couple years ago. Oh, right. Jimmy this is you with the watermelon. [ light laughter ] he clearly made an impression on me. Jimmy he did. Thats a big thats a decent sized watermelon. You know what was i didnt take into consideration was the fact that id have to carry a watermelon around all night. [ laughter ] jimmy but that was part of his act. He would smash watermelons. Uhhuh, yeah. Jimmy that was a big deal. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy every kid loved that. Sledgeomatic. Jimmy sledgeomatic. Absolutely, yeah. But you could have chosen like a smaller watermelon. You know what . Honestly, i stopped at like a a deli on the way to the party. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. You werent even going to bring a watermelon. That was a that Halloween Party was a a party that was hosted by seth herzog, your warmup guy. Jimmy oh, we love seth. We love seth. [ cheers and applause ] what was your first concert . Jimmy my first concert was weird al yankovich. [ light laughter ] in utica, in upstate new york. I went with my parents. It was the dare to be stupid tour and it was one of the best things ever. I just it was fantastic. [ laughter ] do you remember any other rock shows that you might have been at . Jimmy sure. [ laughter ] any specific ones come to mind . Jimmy did i go with you to a concert . Did we see a this is a bit, right . Youre doing a bit . [ light laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about . What youve been playing all week. I thought jimmy you talking about styx . Yeah, our band styx. [ laughter ] jimmy our band . How is that our band . Its americas band, styx. We were in styx. [ laughter ] jimmy are you having a a stroke right now . Is everything all right . [ laughter ] what are you talking first of all, do you remember even shooting the video for too much time on my hands . Jimmy no, i dont recall this. We were weve been playing it all week. Yeah, i know. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, we could play it. But maybe i have to look closer. Play it again and yes. Jimmy were in youll see what im talking about. Jimmy all right. Look closely and see if you see me and paul rudd in styxs too much time on my hands video. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool got the twelve oclock news blues and ive given up hope on the afternoon soaps and a bottle of cold brew is it any wonder im not crazy is it any wonder im sane at all im so tired of losing i got nothing to do and all day to do it i go out cruisin but ive no place to go and all night to get there is it any wonder im not a criminal is it any wonder im not in jail is it any wonder ive got too much time on my hands its ticking away with my sanity ive got too much time on my hands its hard to believe such a calamity ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away ticking away from me too much time on my hands too much time on my hands too much time on my hands [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. You remember now . Jimmy yeah. Well now that i look closely. Yeah, i guess we were in that video. Yeah. Jimmy that styx video, yeah. I remember, you were so upset, because you said that my blond hair didnt really go with my dark beard. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i didnt know that you were going to show up that night with a beard. [ light laughter ] when we shot that video. How great are the costumes of that band . I know, theyre so disparate. It makes the Village People look like theres a unifying theme. [ laughter ] jimmy they walked out of the dressing room, guys like were not doing the ship captain theme . Or the prom tux. Jimmy the one guys in a a tux and youre in a teal jump suit. And the other guy is like a a space jump suit. Yeah. Jimmy in space. And you kind of looked a a little bit like a western sarsaparilla bartender mixed with doug henning. [ laughter ] jimmy i looked a little bit weirder than the real guy. But yeah, they all had different ideas. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy its a great halloween costume. The whole band. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Go as the whole band. People go, oh, you guys are styx. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, thank you for reminding me that were in that video. I forgot all about that. No, no, that was a lot of fun. A lot of great memories going back to shooting that video all those years ago. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, it was a long time ago. That was a long night last night. [ laughter ] guys, more with paul rudd after the break. We have to talk about the avengers. [ cheers and applause ] whatcha gonna do when you get outta here . Im gonna have some fun what do you consider fun . Fun, natural fun. Yeah, we rocking right now. Its a party over here. Hey im in heaven owww. Can you say i love it . Oh love it . Can you say hey . Hey thats the spirit oooooh. Ooh ooh wooh ooh wooh ooh sing sing, baby baby i love you. Oh yes. Ooooh oooh. Every little thing. Hey, can we get some beers . Beer ice cold beer ooooh oooh. What beer . Ummmm. Redds apple ale ill take one too. Me too hey redds apple ale redds apple ale. Crisp like an apple. Brewed like a beer. [ c