And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 482 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that feels good i feel the love i feel the love please, thank you very much. Sit down, enjoy yourselves. Hot crowd welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very, very much. Woo, i missed you guys, yeah. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Were so happy to be back on the air after the hiatus. Or as the Cleveland Cavaliers call it, a playoff game. Were happy were back. Did you see this last night, the Golden State Warriors beat the cavaliers by 33 points in game two of the nba finals. 33 points. Even people switching over from game of thrones are like, this is brutal. [ laughter and applause ] i did not see this coming at all. The other big sports story is that game four of the stanley cup finals was tonight on nbc. It was the Pittsburgh Penguins versus san jose sharks. [ cheers and applause ] but since it was on nbc, they still called it chicago stanley cup. Steve it works. Jimmy i saw that before tonights game, members of metallica performed the star spangled banner. Yeah. Hockey and metallica. [ light laughter ] even donald trump was like, thats too white. [ laughter and applause ] thats just a little bit too white. Its actually been an exciting series. But i noticed the announcer for the Pittsburgh Penguins sounded a little familiar. Steve really . Jimmy thats right, this is the announcer for the penguins. Take a listen. [ Morgan Freemans voice ] look at this family of penguins. Jimmy see what i mean . [ light laughter ] climbing majestically across the ice. Jimmy sounds familiar to me. They better score soon. Jimmy thats right. Or morgan is going to owe his bookie a lot of money. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy his bookie . Steve sounds like morgan freeman. Jimmy the whole thing is wrong. Meanwhile, were getting closer to the summer olympics in rio. And this is pretty amazing. I read that identical triplets from estonia will all run the womens marathon. Yeah. Which raises the question, why wouldnt they just spread out along the route and pretend theyre one person . [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy he looks fresh. Hes been gone for about two hours. Steve hes not even sweating. Jimmy hes not even sweating at all. [ light laughter ] lets check in on the election, here. Bernie sanders campaigned in california yesterday ahead of the states democratic primary, and even checked out the famous carousel at the santa monica pier. It got a little awkward when the music stopped and bernie still wouldnt admit that the ride was over. [ light laughter ] this is going to be a contested carousel [ laughter ] just get off. Yesterday was the primary in puerto rico. And i read that some lines to vote were over two hours long. Many people just decided to leave. Yeah, i think the Founding Fathers put it best when they said, give me liberty or give me death, but but i aint waiting for two hours. [ laughter and applause ] yeah. After weeks of hesitation, House Speaker paul ryan finally endorsed donald trump for president on thursday. When asked what influenced his decision, ryan said xanax. [ laughter and applause ] lots of xanax. Trump created even more controversy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] trump created even more controversy recently by claiming the judge presiding over his Trump University lawsuit is biased, and said he should be disqualified because of his mexican heritage. When asked if his attacks would hurt his standing with hispanic voters, trump was like, good point, hispanics should be disqualified from voting, too. [ laughter and applause ] they shouldnt vote, they dont like me either. Thats right, trump claims that a judge of mexican descent is biased against him. And he even went on to say a a muslim would treat him unfairly as well. Trump said the only fair way to judge anyone is to hold a a swimsuit contest. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Everyone is talking about this. Donald trump was talking about his supporters at a rally in california on friday, and he picked someone out of the audience. Just listen to what he said. We had a case where we had an africanamerican guy who is a fan of mine. Great fan. Great guy. In fact, i want to find out whats going on with him. You know what im look at my africanamerican over here, look at him. Jimmy anyway, glad youre here. Tell all the other africanamericans i said hello. All right, will you please . [ applause ] thank you for doing that. We actually have footage of trumps staff when they found out he has an africanamerican supporter. We got one [ applause ] jimmy thats right, there you go. [ laughter ] this is pretty cool. Did you see this today . This is very exciting. Googles new Artificial Intelligence project, magenta, just released its first ever song created entirely by a a computer. So, no humans were involved in making this song. Its all a. I. This is real. This is a real song. Heres an audio clip. This is amazing. Jimmy thats good, pretty simple. But not long after magenta created some lyrics. They generated some lyrics. [ light laughter ] steve this is not good. Jimmy well to be honest, they were saucy. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, listen. Yes i love you will you be mine ill take you out show you a good time then squeeze my crotch yes i have crotch yes im computer but computer have crotch [ light laughter ] please squeeze my crotch please squeeze my crotch jimmy okay, hey. All right, stop, stop. I apologize. All right, stop, thats good, thats enough. I dont know where hes getting that. Steve its saucy. Jimmy that guys [ laughter ] they have some kinks to work out. Still in beta version. Steve sounds like it has some kinks to work out. Jimmy they shouldnt really actually, a new poll done in the uk finds that women spend 17 minutes a day debating what outfit to wear, while men spend 13 minutes. And 12 of those minutes are spent on the sniff test to decide if that outfit is clean. [ laughter and applause ] listen to this, theres a new app aimed at businessmen called recharge, which lets you rent hotel rooms by the hour to take a nap or a shower. [ light laughter ] and also thats definitely not what its really for. We have a great show, you guys. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good to see you, everybody. Hey, everybody. Welcome. Thank you so much. What a hot crowd we have tonight. Guys, give it up again for the roots. You got to love these guys. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you, looking great. We had the ninth annual roots picnic in philadelphia over the weekend. Now this is youve done this well, i guess nine timings. Normally its around july, isnt it . Tariq early june. Usually the first week of june. Jimmy its a giant Music Festival and its so well done. And its something that you guys have always wanted to do. Questlove its been our dream forever. Jimmy to bring a Music Festival to the u. S. Yeah. So now you have even kind of more exciting news. Quest, tariq, you got anything . Questlove were bringing it to new york city for two nights. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the roots picnic is coming to new york city for two nights. [ cheers and applause ] questlove october 1st, october 2nd. So many acts. 30 acts, like wutang clan. David byrne, dangelo, john mayer. [ cheers and applause ] nile rodgers. Jimmy where . Questlove at bryant park. Jimmy in bryant park, here in new york october 1st. Check that out, everybody. Were excited for you guys. Roots picnic. New york city, baby. [ cheers and applause ] october 1st and 2nd. Tariq you can get tickets tickets go on sale this friday at 10 00 a. M. At rootspicnic. Com. Jimmy all right good. Check those out, its gonna be good. [ applause ] guys, its monday. Were so happy to be back. We got a giant week of shows coming up. Something historic happening for us on thursday. The president of the united states, president barack obama will be here in our audience. [ cheers and applause ] how exciting. Hes making his first appearance on our show. We have a lot to talk to him about. You dont want to miss it. Itll be exciting, because last week ive interviewed him before, but we went to him. We went to north carolina. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah, this is going to be exciting. First time here in the building in all the history here. Thats cool when the president comes to see you. We do have a good musical guest that night too. But i dont think we can talk about that yet. Cool, all right, very good. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. We love it when he stops by. From the new movie now you see me 2, Daniel Radcliffe is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve danny rad. Jimmy plus, she is a judge on americas got talent, the lovely mel b. Is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] and then this, this actress, unbelievably fantastic. If you like Country Music. We have great Country Music from maren morris, everybody. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes great. Fantastic. Guys, it is time for screen grabs. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy these are some weird, funny things you guys have found on the internet or other places and then sent in to us. This first screen grab was sent in by sawndee wilson in palmer, alaska. A breaking news alert showed up on her twitter feed. Lets see what it was for. Apd is working what they believe is an ongoing burglary at the alaska Communication Systems whore house in midtown. [ laughter and applause ] didnt know it was illegal. Its a whore house. Steve in midtown. Jimmy it was legal and its in midtown, alaska. Next one was send in to us by david abrego in houston, texas. He was filling out a a questionnaire online, and saw this. Have you taken a hot air balloon ride in the past week . Yes, no or prefer not to answer. [ light laughter ] getting a little too personal. [ light laughter ] between me steve maybe i did, maybe i didnt. Jimmy between me and the maximum two, three other people that could have been in the hot air balloon. If i did. Steve if i did it with anyone. Jimmy if i did. Steve if i had a wicker basket full of cheese and champagne. Between me and the captain of the balloon. Jimmy this next one was sent in by Kimberly Lewis in watertown, massachusetts. She bought something on amazon and noticed this. It says, its a little embarrassing, i just bought nail ease ingrown toenail relief. And then heres a button to share the item on facebook. Steve yeah, you got to. Jimmy let everybody know about my ingrown toenail. Steve live out loud. But im not going to tell you if i went in a hot air balloon. Jimmy no, thats too much. Too personal, too personal. Next one was sent in by Katie Burgess in salt lake city, utah. She found some travel mugs for sale online. Steve oh great. Jimmy yeah. Ooh, look, theyre from lonodn. [ laughter ] lonodn. Steve lonodon. Jimmy lonodon. [ light laughter ] 5 ive always wanted to go to lonodon. Steve lonodon, take me away. Jimmy absolutely. This next one was sent in by juston martin. Justin martin. Steve justin. Its not juston. [ light laughter ] jimmy what . Steve its not juston . Jimmy im not wearing my glasses. I dont wear glasses, but if i did juston. Juston. Steve juston. Jimmy like gaston. Steve yeah. Be our guest be our guest jimmy juston. Juston martin. [ light laughter ] hes in boulder, colorado. He was browsing oh, this is a good one. He was browsing the missed connections section on craigslist, and came across this one here. To the girl who saw me barfing on the trail this morning, sorry you had to see that. You handled it well. Perhaps you didnt even notice. I wasnt feeling too hot this morning, but i had to get on the trails anyway. I still maintain it was a good idea. I feel like a million bucks now. Either way, youre cute and super friendly. [ light laughter ] we should go hike together. I promise theres much more to me than what you saw this morning. [ laughter and applause ] oh, that is beautiful. Steve i wonder if that guy i saw barfing left me a a message. Jimmy yeah. Thats how he met his wife. Steve yeah. Jimmy this next one was sent in by ted shoemaker in detroit. He was listening to some music in itunes. Lets see the songs, look at the order. Its my life. Its all over. Its not over. Its on. [ laughter and applause ] its the circle of life. Its everything. Its over. Its not over. Its on. The next one was sent in by caitlin ballstead in salt lake city, utah. Her kid brought home a homework assignment from school. The question was what gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it . Lets take a look at the answer. A hole. [ light laughter ] so its steve a hole. Jimmy no, a hole. Steve a hole. Jimmy thats correct. Steve thats like a team, or ateam. Jimmy a hole. Steve a hole. Jimmy thats correct. Steve not any specific hole. Jimmy the more you take away steve just a hole. Jimmy yeah. I like that this is on while my face is above it. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy people at home are going the closed captions are working. Steve put your hand up. We need to get a screen shot. Jimmy this ones from lane bayer omaha, nebraska. He saw a photo of band from the 70s called black oak arkansas. And he thinks one of the guys in the band looks like me. I dont know if i see this one. Does that look like me . [ laughter and applause ] okay. Lets try something, you guys. Lets see if this works. [ cheers ] [ applause ] [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] i see it now. Steve go, jim dandy. Jimmy thats all the time we have for screen grabs. If you have a funny screen grab, email it to us at screengrabs tonightshow. Com. 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We have mel b. We have a lot of people from lonoden on the show tonight. [ laughter ] were you a spice girls fan growing up . Yeah, we were all sort of swept away in that, like, mania. You couldnt not be. They were just, like, everywhere. I was i was you know, i think i would have been, like, 7 or 8, so i was, like jimmy perfect. [ laughter ] perfect sort of age to have, like, crushes on all of them. Jimmy youre like, ill tell you what i want, what i really, really want. [ laughter ] you have to do it, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy they are the coolest. They are, yeah. Jimmy were gonna talk to mel b soon. Two movies i want to discuss with you if you dont mind. Yeah, theres a lot going on. Jimmy one is called swiss army man. Is that right . Yes. [ cheers ] jimmy youve heard of this film . Im so glad, like, some people have heard of this super weird, amazing movie that ive done. [ laughter ] jimmy it really is one of the weirdest i cant even really describe. Its a weird pitch. Its weird, like when you say, like, its a buddy comedy movie where one of the buddies is dead. You know, that strikes peoples ears, like, wait . What the hell . So, i play kind of a magical dead guy in it. [ laughter ] and you can go online and see the trailer. Jimmy who did this again, the director . These guys called the daniels, who, yeah [ laughter ] yeah, it was myself, daniel scheinert, daniel kwan. And paul dano, so every time the syllable dan was said on set, everyone, like turned around. Jimmy everybody turns around, like, whoa, whoa, whoa yeah. But yeah, theyre amazing. They made lots of amazing music videos. And we made this. I think its incredible. Its not going to be to everyones taste, but the people who love it, i think are gonna love it for a very long time. Jimmy it comes out june 24th, but this premiered at a festival, right . Yes. It came on at sundance originally. Jimmy yeah. And weve been in soft of articles before the film premiered that were saying like, 16 films to watch for the oscars next year i read that and i was like, no [ laughter ] you dont know what weve done, but its not that. So i think it got like quite a a divisive reaction since then, but, like, now the people know theyre going in to see the farting boner corpse movie. Jimmy you didnt mention that part. Your corpse is a yeah, so its like jimmy the flatulence. Yeah, which happens after you die sometimes. [ laughter ] jimmy you have magical flatulence. [ laughter ] i am a swiss i am the swiss army man. So, like, my flatulence is used. He drinks water from me. Like, i can produce fire. Theres lots of there needs to be an action figure. [ laughter ] jimmy this is a real movie. Thats what im trying to say. [ laughter ] yeah, its really been made. Its complete. Weve done it. And its awesome. Jimmy youve done it. Its awesome. Yeah, im proud that youre always taking chances, that youre doing something fun. Thank you. I really think youll enjoy that movie. I really do. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you. I didnt mean to make it sound like, hey, its a a farting, boner, corpse movie. Youre going to love it. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy you turned the word, boner in there. Suddenly im like, oh yeah,