And the Free Nationals featuring t. I. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 128th woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow thats what im talking about look at how good look at how good you look oh, my god. Welcome, welcome. Welcome everyone. Please, sit down, enjoy. Let me do all the work here, yeah, please. Wow, looking fantastic. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. You made it. Thank you for coming, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] of course as you can tell by our audience tonight, it is fleet week here in new york city. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Thats right. Fleet week, or as civilian men call it, no luck on tinder week. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyoh jimmy fleet week is when members of the navy do the bravest thing theyve ever done, wear all white on the new york city subway. [ cheers and applause ] and thats just, thats really gambling. Its really gambling. Of course, new yorkers who knew about fleet week are excited to honor our servicemen and women. While new yorkers who didnt know about it are, like, wait, whats going on right now . [ laughter and applause ] i havent checked the news. What happened . No, its fine, its fine, everythings good. This is cool. Over 4,000 Service Members come to new york city during fleet week. Yeah, so if you see a lot of people happy to be off a giant ship, theyre either sailors or they just got off a carnival cruise. [ laughter ] i mean, cause [ applause ] of course, a lot of you sailors are excited to come ashore, leaving behind your tiny bunks on the ship. Then you see what a new york city apartment looks like and go, back to the ship lets go [ laughter ] 3,000 for that . [ applause ] one of the events for fleet week is the parade of ships along the hudson river. Thats one more reason we love you guys, you find a way to have a parade in new york city that doesnt screw up traffic. [ laughter ] so, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. As a new yorker, thank you very much. Heres a Little International news. North Korean Leader kim jongun is apparently planning a a reality show to find a a husband for his unmarried sister. [ laughter ] this is real. Take a look at this. He calls himself the supreme leader. Well now kim jongun is earning a new title, matchmaker in chief. The north korean dictator is launching a dating competition to find a husband for his unmarried sister. A similar contest was held in 2012 but no man lived up to the dictators high standards. [ laughter ] jimmy or lived at all. [ laughter ] i mean, thats [ applause ] thats a tough reality show. Wow. Didnt see that ending coming, yeah. Meanwhile, chile just broke a a world record when over 2,300 people took turns playing soccer for more than 120 hours. Thats right, 120 hours. And when it was over, the score was still 00. [ laughter ] we dont i dont get it. Steve thats crazy. Barn burner. Jimmy and the Scripps National spelling bee started today. The spelling bee. I read that there are new rules to keep the competition from ending in a tie like it was the past two years. To make it more challenging tie breaking words are now read by sylvester stallone. [ laughter ] [ stallone impression ] can you use that in a sentence . [ stallone impression ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ stallone impression ] im basically spelling it out for you. [ laughter ] i heard that a new Halloween Movie is in the works, even though its been 38 years since the original film. In fact, theyre releasing new sequels to a bunch of classic horror films. But you can tell all the villains are getting a little older. First up, look at some of these titles. First up, theres divorce of chucky. [ laughter ] well thats sad. You hate to see that happen. Steve yeah, hate to see that happen. Jimmy you hate to see that happen. Next we have, i forgot what you did last summer. [ laughter ] wait, just remind me again. Just quickly remind me what you did. [ laughter ] i know it was upsetting, but you did something, right . What was it . Theres a reason we dont like each other, right . And finally theres freddy versus jason versus erectile dysfunction. [ laughter ] thats in 3d, by the way. Thats in 3d. So youll enjoy that. Steve i hope its in 3d. Jimmy thats in the third dimension, yeah. I thought this was interesting. A new study found that students who learn without any shoes on get better grades than students who wear shoes. Then the university of Phoenix Online said, just think of how well youd learn without pants on. [ laughter and applause ] genius. Youd basically be a genius. Well, this is making the rounds on the internet the last couple of days. These are pictures of what theyre calling the worlds most handsome horse named frederick the great. I know, it sounds odd. I said the same thing. I go, what . Its a horse. Wait until you see how beautiful this horse its a a very handsome, its a a goodlooking horse. Its almost like a fabio type of horse. But look, take a look at this horse. This is real. Yeah [ laughter ] steve wow jimmy whats up steve yeah jimmy i mean, like they say, once you go black stallion, you never go back stallion. [ cheers and applause ] steve horse. Jimmy i mean white horses are like white horses are like, hey, lets make a a zebra. [ laughter ] no, no, no. Even putin was like, can he ride me . And then you go, no, thats why would you ask that . [ applause ] he cant ride. Steve what . Jimmy i mean, what . That doesnt make sense. Steve what . Jimmy ive never seen that. And finally, i dont really know what to think about this but a new product called the licki brush is trying to revolutionize the way cat owners interact with their cats. This is real. Check this out. Introducing licki brush. Cats groom each other as a form of social bonding. As a human youre left out of this intimate ritual. [ laughter ] the licki brush will now lick your cat back. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. They picked some happy music for the saddest video ive ever seen. We have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its fleet week here in new york city. Dont you feel it right there . [ cheers and applause ] you feel the love. Look at that. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. In honor of that, tonights audience is made up entirely of servicemen and women from the coast guard, the army, the navy, marine corps and the air force [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. And from all of us, thank you for your service to our country both here and abroad. It is an honor to have you here. Really, welcome, have a good time tonight. [ cheers and applause ] its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, Academy Award winner Penelope Cruz will be here. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] and well have music from dierks bentley. Thatll be good tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, maya rudolph and martin short will be joining us. Steve woah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thatll be fun. But tonight, tonights a a special night. This is the one. This is the one to be at. You came to the right show. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] its always great when this guy comes to visit. He is currently headlining a a starstudded standup Tour Supporting his new movie the doover which is available on netflix this friday. Adam sandler is here tonight. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes just the best dude, the funniest guy. And hes got some surprises in store for the audience tonight. Its gonna be fun. [ light laughter ] plus, shes steve yes, really. [ laughter ] jimmy shes an International Supermodel whos here to tell us all about her Computer Programming camp for girls called kode with klossy, the beautiful karlie kloss is joining us tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we got great music tonight. Steve oh jimmy oh, get ready. We have music from anderson. Paak and the Free Nationals featuring t. I. Right there. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is good stuff. Yeah, we got a real record. Anderson blew up at south by southwest this year. Seeing him tonight is gonna be something special. This guy is gonna be the name on everybodys list. Anderson. Paaks here tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] its gonna be fun. Its gonna be great. Im in a good mood. Im excited. Guys, the nhl conference finals are wrapping up, where four teams have been competing to win the stanley cup. Now after the playoffs, they give out awards like most valuable player. But they also give out awards during the playoffs, sort of like ones in high school yearbooks, like most likely to succeed. [ laughter ] class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. Tonight show superlatives [ cheers and applause ] now our first player is steven stamkos. Hes a center for the tampa bay lightning. He was voted, most likely to be the love child of ryan gosling and vladimir putin. [ laughter and applause ] see, i could see that. Steve yeah. Jimmy next up is valteri filppula. Hes a forward for the tampa bay lightning. He was voted, most likely to leave a room by blowing glitter in your face and disappearing. [ laughter and applause ] im off, goodbye. Glitter power. Never forget. Never forget me. [ laughter ] next up from these are great awards that they get every year. Steve fantastic awards. I didnt know they did these. Jimmy well they did and they deserve it. I mean, next up from san jose is mirco muller. [ laughter ] steve come on. Jimmy he was voted, most likely to sign a threeyear deal with puberty. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats interesting. cause i didnt think he was going to sign. Steve i did not think i did not know they gave those. Jimmy he wasnt gonna sign. Steve he said, no, im not gonna sign. Jimmy im really excited. [ laughter ] steve in three years. Jimmy next up, from the pittsburgh penguins, is matthew murray. [ light laughter ] he was voted, most likely to be the villain in a french cartoon. [ laughter and applause ] i challenge you to a duel steve i will get you, ratatouille. Jimmy sacrebleu next up from never forget me. [ laughter ] next, from tampa bay is victor hedman. There he is. Steve yeah. Jimmy he was voted, most likely to get hit in the face with a hockey stick and then calmly say again. [ laughter and applause ] you make me feel more human. Next, from San Jose Sharks is joe thornton. He was voted, most likely to get manscaped at petco. [ laughter ] i didnt know. Can you do that . Steve i didnt know you could do that. Jimmy i dont see it on the menu. Steve stand on that little thing. Jimmy laying next to that horse. Steve yeah. Jimmy you go, hey, i seen your picture. Steve good looking horse. Jimmy good looking horse, yeah. Next we have Tommy Wingels from san jose. He was voted, most likely to be saving himself for prom night. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, thats nice. Steve admirable. Jimmy thats nice. Steve yeah. [ applause ] jimmy next up, from tampa bay is anton stralman. He was voted, most likely to have dealt it, smelt it, denied it and supplied it. [ laughter and applause ] steve it were me. Jimmy and finally from san jose, we have logan couture. He was voted, sexy gilbert gottfried, everybody. There you go. Those are your nhl superlatives. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ba da ba ba ba start boldly with the apple that bites back. Redds wicked apple. 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[ cheers and applause ] pcpc well ill tell you the truth i love all the troops protecting the land sea and air now youre back in town keeping us safe and sound from that crazyass elmo in times square now i aint gonna lie i love seeing you guys in my audience every day and when the shows through just one thing left to do go out to the bars and get laid cause ive got friends on all bases from the navy up to the air force aces and the army greens coast guard and marines throw my challenge coin in a bunch of places yeah its fleet week and were going crazy oh ive got friends on all bases now youre all brave and strong i dedicate this song to those that serve us day and night and youre good looking too and if i saw you on tinder you know id swipe right im glad youre all here though its just once a year oh how i wish you all could stay but before you all go enjoy the rest of the show and did i mention youre gonna get laid oh and ive got friends on all bases from the navy up to the air force aces and the army greens coast guard and marines throw my challenge coin in a bunch of places yeah its fleet week and were going crazy oh ive got friends on all bases oh ive got friends on all bases [ cheers and applause ] jimmy give it up for adam sandler all our men and women in uniform well be right back with more tonight show, everybody is designed to respond towith revolyour body temperatureology to help keep you cool. 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Please welcome back, the one, the only, adam sandler, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its amazing. Thats the best. Jimmy thank you so much for being here. Thank you. Im so happy it timed out with these guys, and thank you for all you do, you guys. Youre the greatest. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for singing friends on all bases. Doesnt that feel great . These guys made it so much fun. Jimmy i know, its exciting. You want that energy to last forever. Did you ever think ever in your life to maybe join the military at all . I swear to god, my whole life, when i was a kid, i was like, i am going to be in the military. Im going to defend our thats all i ever talked about in my house, like, im going. Im defending. I am this is what im made for. Then i was, like, 15 at the dinner table, and i was saying that same speech. I cant wait to join the military. My father goes, youre not joining the military. I go, why not . He goes, cause youre a a pussy. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats one reason not to do it. It made sense. It made sense. Jimmy it made sense there. Because literally, i would try to do one chinup back then. [ laughter ] and my father was like, thats gonna join the military, okay. Jimmy youre not gonna save the world, yeah. You decided to go into comedy, and thank goodness you did, because youre fantastic, and we love you. We need you in comedy. You too, bud. You too. Jimmy well, youre doing this new standup tour, which im excited about. Because its you and spade and schneider, and i think norm joining you . Norm macdonald comes on the road with us, too. Jimmy gosh, i love that guy. I mean, literally, we havent done anything like this in so long, so were having a a blast. Were running around the country, and we all wrote those guys do standup all the time. I wrote a whole new act and stuff, and its going well. Were having a good time. Jimmy do you get nervous doing a whole new act . Totally, totally. Panic. But i do it, and i have a great time. And its the energy, it makes you excited youre doing it. But norm, you guys know norm macdonald, right . [ cheers ] so, he really is the funniest guy youve ever seen in real life. And weve been doing the show night after night after night. And i swear to god, literally 15 minutes before he goes out there, they go, norm, 15 minutes. He goes, 15 minutes . [ light laughter ] and then, youre like, yeah, 15 minutes. For what . [ laughter ] and youre like, 15 more minutes, and youre going out there. Going out where . [ laughter ] you got a set. Youre doing standup tonight, remember . Thats why were in washington, d. C. Right now . Were where . [ laughter ] oh, boy. And then, he goes onstage, and he brings the house down. Jimmy a lot of the standup youre doing now is now involving your family. Your wife, jackie, and your two beautiful girls. Yes, yes. Thank you, buddy. Jimmy how are they doing . How are they doing in school . Oh, my god, my kids. The school is so hard, man. Its like, they have the best school, but i dont want them to have tutors, you know . I dont want them to think they need a tutor. So, i study with the kids, you know . And i study with them. [