And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 490 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] woo woo, doggie hot crowd tonight hot crowd welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. This is the show that youre here for. We have a great show tonight. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, its the election. Trump and hillary are really starting to go at it. In fact, today trump took a a swipe at hillary and said that he isnt sure if she understands the difference between a wall and a fence. [ laughter ] yeah, its getting nasty. [ laughter ] hillary was like, yes, i do. A wall is something you wanna build and a fence is the only thing keeping me from moving into the white house today. And you go [ cheers and applause ] guys, calm down back to your corners and yesterday former republican candidate herman cain said that one of the biggest lies about donald trump is that he is a a racist. Then trump was, like, thank you, jay z. [ laughter and applause ] give my best to your wife, oprah. [ laughter ] you guys one of trumps big supporters, new jersey governor Chris Christie, is having a a rough week. Lawyers are working on the bridgegate investigation claim that Chris Christie destroyed evidence connecting him to the scandal including a cell phone. Christie said he had no idea where the cell phone was, then his stomach started ringing. And you go [ laughter and applause ] timing. Bad timing steve bad timing. Jimmy dont call me now ill call you back. [ ringing ] jimmy ill call you back. Hello, mom . Steve chris. Jimmy mom, ill talk to you later. Steve okay, call me back. Jimmy goodbye. [ laughter ] [ fart sound ] [ laughter ] a little sports news here. I saw that the design for the rio summer olympic medals was just released. They look gorgeous, yeah. And not only that, they also released the design for the new olympic torch. Look at this. Thats it right there. [ laughter and applause ] guys, i saw that the conjuring 2 won the Box Office Last weekend, making over 40 million with many also saying that it was scarier than the first conjuring movie. Here now with a full report on this is our tonight show movie correspondent riley rowin. Hello, riley. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you, jimmy. Jimmy thank you, riley, now you saw the conjuring 2 last weekend . Yes, thats right. Jimmy and it was actually scarier than the first movie . It was, jimmy. When i saw the conjuring three years ago i was, like [ scared noise ] [ light laughter ] but then i saw the conjuring 2 last weekend and i was, like [ bigger scared noise ] [ light laughter ] jimmy i see. So youre saying you went from [ scared noise ] to [ bigger scared noise ] thats right. Of course, its still nothing compared to the first paranormal activity movie where i was like [ really big scared noise ] [ light laughter ] but its still much scarier than the most recent paranormal activity where i was like [ tiny scared noise ] [ laughter ] jimmy now youre saying that chronologically youre saying that chronologically you went from [ really big scared noise ] to [ scared noise ] to [ bigger scared noise ] to [ tiny scared noise ] [ laughter ] yes, thats right. I went from [ really big scared noise ] to [ scared noise ] to [ bigger scared noise ] to [ tiny scared noise ] jimmy right, thats what i just said. I said you went from [ really big scared noise ] to [ scared noise ] to [ bigger scared noise ] to [ tiny scared noise ] yes, thats right. Jimmy so what is your final review for the conjuring 2. Jimmy, i give it a [ scared noise ] out of [ really big scared noise ] jimmy thank you very much. Riley rowin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, riley. [ laughter ] steve okay. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, this isnt good here, you guys. The fda is saying it found Serious Health violations at some whole foods stores and actually sent whole foods a a warning letter. In response, whole foods shredded the letter, mixed it with some kale, is now selling it for 18 a pound. [ cheers and applause ] its organic. Steve yeah, thats rough. For them thats cheap. Jimmy the letters organic. And get this, a new study found that viagra can actually help men live longer. Yeah. [ laughter ] then wives were like, you mean hell be old and super horny . Thank you. Oh, lucky me. Lucky, lucky me. Thank you. [ applause ] and finally, a little celebrity news. I saw that Kim Kardashian appears nude on the current cover of gq, with the headline kim as youve never seen her. Which i can only assume means in a library . [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, everybody. Give it up for the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa jimmy thats what im talkin about. Thats my man, singer songwriter howard jones sitting in with the roots [ cheers and applause ] oh, fantastic. Hi, buddy ooh guys, its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, emmy and golden globe award winner Ricky Gervais will be here. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thatll be fun. Steve ricky. Jimmy hes a funny, funny man. Plus, speaking of funny, we have tony hale, whos another super funny guy. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy veep. Steve veep. Veep. Jimmy and my man, brian regan will be here. Steve oh, hilarious. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus thank you notes. Its gonna be a good show. But first we have a fun show tonight. This guy is one of the biggest stars in the world, he and kevin hart are together in a a great new action comedy called central intelligence. Its in theaters tomorrow. Dwayne johnson is here steve yeah jimmy there he is. [ cheers and applause ] his movie starts with a high School Flashback, youve seen it in the trailer and dwayne and i may have a high School Flashback of our own tonight. Plus, he is a hilarious comedian and i just love him. Hes from the jim gaffigan show. Jim gaffigan is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy cant beat that guy. Steve no. Hilarious. Jimmy great show, too. Jims going to show us some Great Fathers day gifts later on. Steve ooh. Jimmy hes gonna do a a segment for us. Steve good. Jimmy where hes showing us fathers day gifts. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah, perfect. Steve a little demonstration. Jimmy yeah, exactly from jim gaffigan. And we have great music from phantogram steve oh [ cheers and applause ] no one out there is to blame jimmy i cannot wait. Cannot wait. Jimmy i cant ruin it. I cant ruin it. So excited that hes here. I want to do all the songs. All right, its exciting. We gotta get more shows so we can hear more songs. It is time for tonight show hashtags, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtag Hashtag jimmy here we go are you guys on twitter . Anyone out there on twitter . [ cheers ] well, we use twitter on our show every single week so if you watch our show and you want to play along we do this thing every wednesday, i will send out a hashtag and well ask you to tweet out things based on that topic. So since fathers day is this sunday i went on twitter and i sent out a hashtag called, dad quotes. I asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird, or embarrassing that your dad has said. It went bonkers. [ light laughter ] everybody sent in thousands of tweets. Within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you for those tweets. I appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought id share some of my favorite dad quotes tweets from you guys. Here we go. The first ones from scottmescramer. And he says, my dad took an entire cake into his bedroom once. A few seconds later i heard him quietly whisper to himself, okay lets do this. [ laughter and applause ] steve no hands. Jimmy this ones from kpage813. She says, whenever someone goes to the bathroom, my dad says, mention my name, youll get a good seat. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy good joke. Steve come on. Jimmy thats a dad joke. Steve thats a great dad joke. Jimmy thats a fantastic dad joke. Steve im gonna borrow that. Jimmy mention my name, youll get a good seat. Steve good seat. Jimmy thats good. This ones from dramachick44. She says, when my dad drove my friends around to scare them he would say, buckle up. I saw something in a cartoon i wanna try. [ laughter and applause ] this is a good one. This is a good dad one. This ones from ashlynnparker7. She says, when dad answers the phone, he says, mule barn, head jackass speaking. [ laughter and applause ] steve petes pool hall. Jimmy mule barn. Head jackass speaking. This ones from hlm720. She says, my dad ordered a a movie from netflix once and said it was in his quay. he meant queue. steve oh. [ laughter and applause ] he didnt know no better. Now watch me quip now watch me quay quay now watch me quip quip now watch me quay quay watch me do watch me quip quip now watch me quay quay steve netflix. [ laughter ] jimmy a little cowbell bloop at the end. Yeah, yeah. This ones from jenjen this is from jenjen24122. She says, whenever i would ask my dad how to spell something, he would respond with you wanna know how its spelled, or how i spell it . [ laughter and applause ] its quay. Thats quay. Steve yeah. Now watch me quip now watch me quay quay now watch me quip quip now watch me quay quay watch me do it watch me quip steve netflix. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from nlister89. He says, dad said, there are always no. there are only three things that always tell the truth small children, drunk people and yoga pants. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh jimmy yoga pants steve yoga pants. [ laughter ] see thats modern. Jimmy thats really funny. Steve thats modern. Jimmy this ones from alyssawags31. She says, my dad once told me pinot noir was french for peanut of the night. [ laughter and applause ] steve could be. Jimmy peanut of the night. Steve pinot noir, yeah. Jimmy this last ones from gmamarcie7x. She said, dad walked me down the aisle to marry my third husband. He looked at me and said, i keep giving you away and they keep giving you back. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. 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I think i got nervous. Well, you have to get it together, dude come on. Jimmy all right. All right. All right. Oh, snap here comes brittany watch the master. Jimmy go, go, go [ laughter ] so are you having a good night . Ermahgerd [ light laughter ] brertney. May i have this dernce . [ light laughter ] yeah, youre like the derncing quern. You like beyonce. Hershterg lehrmernerd. [ light laughter ] okay. Okay. Okay. Shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it off. Jimmy im so happy we came without dates. Its, like, we can dance with whoever we want. We rule this school [ laughter ] totally, scrotally [ laughter ] speaking of speaking of. Here comes stephanie. Here comes stephanie. Hey, stephanie, you want some cherps and derp . [ light laughter ] jimmy maybe some mershed perterters . Do they even have mashed potatoes . Jimmy if you chew the cherps lerng energh they terste lerk mershed perterters. [ laughter ] wertch [ laughter ] gross. Jimmy what was her problem . Come on, dude. 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Jimmy of course. You havent had candy since 1989, and is it and it was a a twizzler. It was a twizzler. Yes. I just hey, twizzler fans out there. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Im just not a big candy guy. You know, i love cheat meals, right . I love that, but im just not like the candy thing. Im just jimmy you never go like to the 7eleven and go to the counter and say ill take that. No. Ive never no, no, no. Jimmy never done that. No, no. Never did that. But no, literally, its crazy how i remember this kind of stuff. Its like rain man. Jimmy yeah. Twizzlers was the last thing i had and we were at a Movie Theater watching a movie. Jimmy really . Do you remember what movie was that . I dont remember what movie i saw. Jimmy but you havent had candy since i always thought maybe it was kind of fun and we may tempt you to make a little history tonight. I mean [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have ring pops. Wow jimmy i got ring pops here. I got that nerds on a rope. This candy wasnt even out in 1989. Wow. [ light laughter ] jimmy i have a gummy worm we just have to have one gummy worm. [ laughter ] wow well. I mean, you tempt me look at that [ laughter ] jimmy come on, dude you guys know. Jimmy come on go ahead. Jimmy no, no no no gummy worm. Oh oh, you eat it jimmy you eat it. I dont know what you were doing there. [ light laughter ] jimmy its a gummy worm. Wow. Jimmy i cant tempt you with anything at all . Well look, i mean, were here and a big movie comes out, right, tomorrow. I think we bust open the twizzlers and we have a a twizzlers right here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lets do it. There you go, bud. All right. Jimmy you know what i thought would be kind of fun . What do you want to do . Jimmy pop rocks. 101 dalmatians . Jimmy pop rocks. You ever had pop rocks . Oh yeah, lets do that. Jimmy so central intelligence, the movie coming out tomorrow ok