And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove this is show 500 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] do the whole show do the whole show just like that. Thats good. Dont even focus it. Dont even focus it. [ cheers and applause ] i want to get unfocused. [ cheers and applause ] 500. Hey, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] 500, can you believe that . Guys welcome to the tonight show, im your host jimmy fallon. Heres what people are talking about. Of course it is donald trump. Everyones talking about donald trump. [ light laughter ] he is rumored to have selected indiana governor mike pence as his running mate. Yeah, according to the new york times, pence is someone who is unlikely to embarrass trump. [ laughter ] this raises the question, is there anything that can embarrass trump . I dont know. [ cheers and applause ] what could possibly [ applause ] if youre not familiar with governor pence, here he is right here. Yeah. [ light laughter ] you might remember governor pence from his previous role, disapproving dad in every sports movie. [ laughter ] you want to be happy, or you want to do great . Now get out there. [ applause ] trump is expected to officially announce his running mate at an event tomorrow. And all week reports said it was down to three finalists. They were mike pence, of course, chris christie, or those two candidates combined, newt gingrich. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and get this, i saw that former quarterback tim tebow is scheduled to speak at next weeks republican convention. Trump was even gonna have tebow throw his signature hats into the crowd, but he wasnt sure theyd make it. [ audience oohs ] its on the instant replay. Steve oh oh hey hi hey ho jimmy i should talk. [ laughter ] i saw that Hillary Clinton spoke to her donors at a a special performance of hamilton this week and said that she has seen the show three times. Then she got back to saying how she can relate to everyday working class americans. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you owe it to yourself to see it, only 3,000 each. Other big news this week is that hillary was finally endorsed by Bernie Sanders, which ended his campaign for the democratic nomination. Of course, once he was out of the race, he officially lost his secret service protection. Sanders says he wont miss the extra security, while the agents say they wont miss waking up at 5 00 a. M. To walk around a mall. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the eagle just passed orange julius. [ laughter ] the eagles heading into Yankee Candle company right now. [ laughter ] hes smelling a candle. It smells like butternut [ laughter ] butternut squash. Steve buttermilk . Jimmy buttermilk. No, butternut squash. Steve oh, okay. [ laughter ] yeah, he smells like buttermilk. Jimmy what are the scents . Theres always scents like ice cream sundae or something. Steve yeah, yeah. Theres buttermilk, vinegar. [ laughter ] steel wool. Wood. Jimmy yeah. Steel wool. [ laughter ] thats not a fla [ sniffing ] this is interesting here, new documents reveal that when Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear, the woman he sent it to was a cleaner, not a prostitute as previously thought. You know, because otherwise it would have been weird. [ laughter and applause ] guys, we are just a few weeks from the start of the summer olympics in rio de janeiro. [ cheers and applause ] listen to this, the mayor of rio is trying to get pokemon go in the city yeah jimmy ahead of the summer games. [ light laughter ] so now you can go to rio and catch two things. [ laughter ] there you go. We have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello, gentlemen. Thank you very much, roots, thank you very much. Guys, thank you very much for watching. Its 500 shows today. [ cheers and applause ] well, we couldnt do it without the roots right there from philadelphia. We love the roots. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] Steve Higgins right there. Give it up for Steve Higgins. Hes fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] all the cameramen are great, control room, all our writers and producers. Dave diomedi who got nominated for an emmy award today [ cheers and applause ] jd jd got nominated for an emmy. Steve diggity dee. Jimmy and our show as well. Yeah. Hes fantastic. But really, we couldnt do it without you guys watching at home and paying attention to our show, and its just so much fun for us and were very lucky to have the show so thank you very, very much. Hopefully well do another 20,000 shows. [ cheers and applause ] its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead tomorrow night. Our pal blake lively will be here. [ cheers and applause ] plus, rachel maddow. Also music from good charlotte. [ cheers and applause ] see what benji and joel are up to. And thank you notes. Thats tomorrow. You dont want to miss that. Thats fun. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. Hes one of the hardest working guys around. Hes hosting the 100,000 pyramid and hes in the new ice age movie. Michael strahan is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] hes a good dude. Steve hes a fun dude. Jimmy hes fun. Im going to challenge michael to a game of face breakers later in the show. This is where we throw footballs. Steve hows your arm . Jimmy my arms a little sore. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy im the wor i cant. Im not good at throwing a a football. Steve no. Youre not. Jimmy im not. No. Steve youre good at many things. Jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] that seemed ingenuine. [ laughter and applause ] seemed ingenuine as you say it. Steve no. Not that was totally genuine. You are good at many things. [ laughter ] jimmy throwing a a football steve 500 shows, man, right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well see how i do against against my pal, strahan. Plus, from the new woody allen movie cafe society, oh, i love her so much. Shes beautiful, shes talented. The lovely parker posey is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] parker posey. And we got great music from margo price, you guys, oh, man oh man. [ cheers and applause ] margo price. Midwest farmers daughter. This is like throwback country. Its fantastic. I dont know if you saw her on saturday night live, she was great on that. But heres four years of chances. I gave you four years of chances just trying to be your wife jimmy almost sounds discoy a little bit. Like [ light laughter ] no . Oh, forget it. Too late now. Not worth it. Steve oh come on jimmy not worth it. Steve come on get out there [ cheers and applause ] jimmy forget it. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whos that steve strutting his stuff on the stage right now, jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy margo price. [ cheers and applause ] margo price knows how to throw it down. Yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy going to be fun tonight. U yoysgu. You guys its time for tonight show Hashtags Hashtags hashtags [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you guys on twitter . [ cheers and applause ] well, its fun. We use twitter on the show every single week. So if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since Bernie Sanders finally endorsed Hillary Clinton this week as the democratic nominee, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called had to do it. [ light laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out a a funny, weird, or embarrassing story about something you just had to do. You just steve you had to do it. Jimmy they just had to do it. Yeah. We got thousands of tweets. Within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for those tweets. Now i thought id share some of my favorite hadtodoit tweets from you guys. This first is from fakecoatsy. He said, i had to pick up my sick kid from school the day after halloween, hung over and still dressed as tom selleck. [ laughter ] had to do it. Steve had to do it. Jimmy this is from ihatetherefs. [ light laughter ] steve wow. Strong opinion. Jimmy i know. He says, i watched a woman spend 15 minutes deciding on what mop to get and when she picked out one i said, oh, i wouldnt get that one. [ laughter and applause ] he had to do it. Steve yeah, he had to do it. He had no choice. Jimmy 15 minutes picking out a mop. Theres a lot of different mops you can get. Steve what was he doing 15 minutes watching her . [ laughter ] jimmy he had to do it, right . Steve yeah, he had to do it. Jimmy i guess not. Steve got be paying. Jimmy creepy dude. Yeah. Steve nice mop. [ laughter ] i wouldnt choose that one. [ laughter ] jimmy get out of here, you perv steve get out of here. Block you from our store. Jimmy this one is from steve and put a shirt on. [ laughter ] jimmy i do have a shirt on. Its just on my legs. Steve oh, my god. [ laughter ] jimmy this one is from littlerose345. She says, my mom wont buy character mac cheese so she bought regular mac cheese and said that they were spongebobs elbow. [ laughter ] thats funny. Thats smart. Steve smart thinking. Jimmy thats clever. [ applause ] this ones from alucillew. She says, dominos worker asked if i had any specific requests so i asked her to send a hot delivery guy. She whispered, theyre all ugly. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] was just joking. Steve never mind. Papa johns. Jimmy this ones from rosarita1. She says, i had two ice cream bars left and three kids, so i ate both ice cream bars. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy thats great. Steve come on. Jimmy rosarita. Steve rosarita won you know what, she did win. Jimmy thats shes genius. Steve rosarita won. Jimmy yeah, she won. Steve what can i have, fighting or pleasure . Jimmy thats this one is from whenhenhen. [ light laughter ] steve ooh. Jimmy though i was just having a stroke there. [ laughter ] this is one from whenhenhenhenhenhen. [ clucking ] she says, watched titanic with my kids and when jack died i told them, thats what happens if you dont share. [ laughter ] okay, well thats interesting. She got a point. [ applause ] steve hey, shes got a a point. She didnt share that big old door. Jimmy thats right. Steve and he drowned to death. [ laughter ] my jewel oh, wait, what did i do with that . Jimmy i dropped my jewel into the sea. Steve mrs. Sandler, please. Jimmy we had you found it, finally. [ laughter ] i thank you very much. [ laughter ] this is from kingedhill. He says, once i had to call my bank to reset my password. I had to tell the lady the answer to my security question was, my bank sucks. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Ouch. Jimmy thats busted, right . Steve oh, hardcore. Jimmy think youre being clever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve trying to be funny. Jimmy this last one has a a picture attached to it. Its from tutusintrouble. She says, was wondering what my daughter might look like with eyebrows. I think i might have gone overboard. Aww. Still a cute baby. [ applause ] cute baby. There you have it, those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with Michael Strahan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] pplause ] take on any road with intuitive allwheel drive. The nissan rogue, murano and pathfinder. Now get 0 apr for up to 72 months, plus 500 bonus cash. Brewmaster. Risktaker. I sold everything i had to own a brewery. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is a nfl hall of famer and an Emmy Award Winning tv host who lends his voice to the new animated movie ice age collision course, which is in theaters july 22nd. He also hosts the 100,000 pyramid, airing sundays at 9 00 p. M. On abc. Everyone please welcome Michael Strahan [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Michael Strahan oh its always good to see you buddy. Hello everybody. Jimmy looking good, looking good. Oh, its good to see you. Every time i come here, it gets better. I gotta say it really does. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy does that mean it was bad the first time . [ light laughter ] no, its been great every time. These guys are the best. They give me a hard time, but theyre the best. Jimmy yeah, yeah. You cant beat the roots. They really are. [ applause ] jimmy we love you. It gets better. Jimmy how are you enjoying your summer . You got to actually have a a summer. Did you i got away from i got, you know, got a little break and [ laughter ] ive been loving it. I havent had a break in over 20 years. Jimmy is that right . Footballs not a break you know, and since i quit ive had more jobs than ive ever imagined, so i had a chance, i took the kids to london like last week. Jimmy oh really . Right when brexit happened, like two days after, which was great because the pound was down, the trip was cheaper so [ laughter ] jimmy thats good. Right on the money. Did you go on vacation like that as a kid. Did you grow up doing that . You know, the thing i remember as a kid, my dad and i used to go fishing. I grew up in germany so we had a camper. [ person cheering ] yeah, one german here, hey [ laughter ] jimmy thats the way we do it. We only allow one german per night. [ laughter ] hes gonna have to leave i got a Little German in me now. [ laughter ] jimmy theres only room for one but i grew up in germany, so we would go to spain every year. We had a camper. Wed get in the camper we would jimmy like an rv . Like a rv jimmy im obsessed with rvs. One year we almost missed a a trip. We almost missed the trip because the rv caught on fire. Jimmy see, this is what im talking about. It was like movie. Jimmy heres the thing, did you know it was on fire . Once it went up in flames, yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont know because ive never done an rv thing, but as soon as im driving i would not know if my living room was on fire. My dad was prepping it. He was prepping it for the trip. And were driving home, gonna leave in a little while, like a a few days later and im like, dad i smell gas. Hes like, well check it when we get home. Well we got home and when he went to make like a kturn to get the truck to park, it just shut off and all we hear is poof, and whole thing goes up. So i run home, mama, call the Fire Department and then when i came out of the house im running back, and i see just a ball of flame. I dont see my father. And it was like a movie. Im like, dad [ laughter ] and then hes standing over to the side just letting it burn, theres nothing he could do. [ laughter ] jimmy hes like, go in there mike, i forgot my wallet in there. Why dont you go check see if i left it in there. [ laughter ] your kids, are they gonna see the ice age movie . Yeah, they saw it. Jimmy they did . Yeah, we went to a screening of it and it was great, and i play teddy the hunky bunny jimmy i mean come on, lets look at teddy the hunky bunny, here you go. Look at that. Yep. Jimmy come on. [ cheers ] that is a hunky bunny. [ cheers ] teddy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy teddy the hunky bunny. The hunky bunny. Ice age collision course, this is have you done voiceovers before . Ive never done it. It was great. You get in this booth by yourself. They give this rail right in front of you, because a lot of times you got to make noise and you dont, you know its like i you cant do that so you just grab the rail to like get your energy and [ light laughter ] jimmy what . I couldve been grabbing Something Else other than the rail. [ laughter ] jimmy no, yeah, yeah, no you still could be i dont know. What would you say the hardest thing to do what it really needs jimmy were you in a box . Grunting. [ grunting noises ] jimmy are we still talking about ice age. [ laughter ] what the heck is going on . No, no, no, dont play that music. We cant no. Its a kids movie, man. Jimmy no, no i didnt know what we were talking about. Youre grabbing youre doing your lines and one of the hardest things to do is to grunt. [ grunting sound ] jimmy no, no i understand that but why is the hunky bunny [ light laughter ] whys he grunting because at one point, the Perfect World becomes not so perfect, and this bunny is old. Jimmy oh. But because the world is perfect he does not age, so at some point that gets disrupted and then he all of sudden turns to an old bunny and you have to grunt as you are changing. You know what i mean . Jimmy oh, okay. Like putting on your pants. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. [ light laughter ] you have no idea what im talking about. Jimmy no, i do that but i dont go like im not like james brown when im putting my pants on. [ laughter ] yes, im putting pants on. [ grunts ] [ cheers ] gotta put my pants on. Gotta get my pants on. [ grunts ] gotta put my pants on. [ cheers and applause ] that is kind of how i do it. That is how i do it. I want to show everyone a clip of ice age collision course. Here is the voice of Michael Strahan. Take a look at this. No grunting. Granny. Granny. Granny. Granny. Is she okay . Im not sure. Unhand my granny. You do and you dont get a a tip. Making this beautiful sloth happy, is all the payment i need. You see . Hunky bunny gets it. Granny. Did not see that coming. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hunky bunny. Hunky bunny. Jimmy i love hunky bunny. Come on. Now, did you hear some of the grunts . Jimmy i heard some of the most realistic grunts. You heard the realistic grunts. Jimmy that was fantastic grunting. Good job on that. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy yeah. And also, great job on 100,000 pyramid. A lot of fun. Jimmy really i mean, how fun is that . And its like, it was number one show, and congratulations on that. Thank you. Its a lot of fun. Everybodys come on and played is like, we want to come back and do it again. Because they get competitive. Jimmy yeah. If you dont make it to that winners circle, youre feeling like, hey man, i know im smarter than that person. I should make it. And youre invited to come and play any time you want. I think youd be great. Jimmy i mean, im very competitive. [ cheers and applause ] that would be fantastic. Thank you. Yeah, i think itd be great. Ill do i