Legendary roots crew. Questlove 522 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh oh, hey, thats what we want thats exactly what you want right there. Welcome, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. Youre here at the show. You made it. You are the show. Thank you, everybody. We got a good one tonight. But first, heres what people are talking about. Of course, its the election. Donald trump is trying to turn his poll numbers around and recently told his supporters that if hes elected, the white house will become the peoples house. [ light laughter ] he was like, because i aint living in that dump. [ laughter ] im going to get a mansion down the street. [ applause ] and ill check in every other week. [ laughter ] face time only. And listen to this, Donald Trumps doctor, Harold Bornstein you see that guy, hes in the news . Well, he says he only took five minutes to write the letter claiming that trump will be the healthiest person to ever be president. Only took him five minutes to write that, yeah. [ light laughter ] in the doctors defense, if you walk in an exam room and theres a naked trump youd be like, all right yeah, no, yeah. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] put your clothes on. Put your pants on. Get out of here. Get this, the ceo of wendys says the election is hurting the chains burger sales, because people are spending less because they are worried about the future. [ laughter ] lets be honest here, if youre eating a wendys baconator, youre probably not too concerned about the future. [ laughter and applause ] i hear its really good for your heart. Gimme two baconators. [ laughter ] steve gimme them biggie fries. Jimmy i want a small fry. Steve okay, all right. Jimmy im on a diet, dude. Steve im worried about the future. Jimmy it is a tasty sandwich. And this is just crazy news. Anthony weiner is back in the news. [ cheers and groans ] with another sexting scandal. Hes like the Michael Phelps of sexting. He keeps saying hes going to retire, every four years hes back. [ laughter and applause ] i just said goodb why are you back . And hes wearing a speedo. [ light laughter ] and, of course, last night was the mtv video music awards. [ cheers and applause ] one of the biggest moments of the night was the speech kanye west gave, where he actually mentioned the exes of both him and his wife. [ light laughter ] as most people call that, a a best man toast. [ laughter and applause ] janet was way hotter, but not nearly as nice as you, samantha. Youre nicer than she was. She was our favorite. [ light laughter ] speaking of kanye, he kicked off his saint pablo tour on thursday night, and surprised fans with a floating stage that moved over the audience. Most fans said it was awesome, while the people who paid extra for front row seats were like, where the hells he going . [ laughter and applause ] kidding me . We have the worst seats in the house . Kanye come back, kanye [ light laughter ] kanyeo kanyeo kanye come back or me gonna go home [ laughter and applause ] kanyeo. Kanyeo. Check this out, snoop dogg is speaking out against the nfls ban on marijuana. You believe that . [ light laughter ] steve shocked jimmy hes saying that the league is overreacting, that people who smoke weed just want to eat and go to bed. [ light laughter ] youll be able to tell if a a quarterback is stoned if he keeps yelling, hut, hut, pizza hut pizza hut [ laughter ] baconator baconator lets get a i love those things. Some international news. Kim jongun reportedly threw a a huge Outdoor Dance Party on thursday to celebrate the successful test of north koreas ballistic missile. Residents described the party as fun, exciting, and mandatory. [ laughter and applause ] ive been dancing for 11 hours [ laughter ] kanyeo say kanye say kanye say kanye say kanye say kanyeo oh, this isnt good here. Two United Airline pilots were arrested before a flight from scotland to new jersey over the weekend, because they were suspected of being too drunk to fly. [ light laughter ] what worries me about that story is the phrasing too drunk. [ laughter ] hes just tipsy, dont worry. Splash some water. He can fly the plane. [ laughter ] hell sober up before we land, dont worry about it. And finally, i saw that twitter just added a night mode setting that adjusts the screen lighting to make it easier for users to tweet in the dark. Its also called the Anthony Weiner mode. [ laughter ] there you go. We have a giant show. Give it up for the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, nice to see you guys. Hey, guys, it is monday. We are so happy to be back. Weve got a big week of shows coming up. Mel brooks will be here tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] well talk to mel. Hopefully about gene wilder. I have some Great Stories from mel. Mel brooks. Fantastic to talk to him. David spade will be here. Hes always funny, david spade. [ cheers and applause ] harry connick, jr. Has own show. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well talk to him about that. Meg ryan will be here. [ cheers and applause ] we love meg ryan. And the most decorated olympian of all time. Michael phelps will be joining us here at the show [ cheers and applause ] we love Michael Phelps. Then on friday you know i love magic and i love magicians. One of my favorite magicians, dan white will be here. [ cheers and applause ] hes coming back friday. I know have you seen the show at nomad . Questlove yeah. Jimmy the actual show . Youre been to it . Questlove yeah. Jimmy its unbelievable. He does this show at the nomad hotel here in new york. Its sold out like a month in advance. But if you can get tickets, go see it. Dan white is coming back. Hes gonna perform. Its a small room. And he does tricks right in front of you. Ive never seen anything like hell make this float. And itll be right in front of me. And basically he just does this. [ laughter ] steve i can see your arm. Jimmy gotta use your imagination. Steve yeah, yeah. Pretend its not there. Jimmy look, is it here . Steve my god, where is it . I dont see it. Oh, your hand. Jimmy no, my hands there, yeah. But look, ready . Steve ready . Jimmy keep looking. Close your eyes for one second. Now look back. [ laughter ] steve whered it go . Whered it go . [ applause ] jimmy magic. He does stuff like that. No, hes much better than that. Youll freak out. Anyways, friday, you gotta come see the show. Its going to be great. But first, we have a great show tonight. This guy is just the best. From the new amazon pilot called i love dick. [ laughter ] steve oh kanye jimmy kanyeo me say kanye say kanye say kanye say kanye steve hey, wait a second. Jimmy im not wearing my glasses. The new amazon pilot, its called i love dick. Dick is he plays a a character, dick. Steve okay. Oh, he plays a character. Okay. Jimmy no, hes not hes the nicest dude ever. Steve hes lovely. Jimmy yeah. But if he wasnt, hes just playing a character. Hes the nicest dude ever. I love dick is a show on amazon. [ light laughter ] steve its on amazon, sure. Anthony weiners in it. [ laughter ] jimmy no, hes not. No, thats not true. [ cheers and applause ] you know, i only saw the pilot. It might be true. Steve only saw the pilot . Jimmy i only saw the pilot. Steve i dont know. Again, i just like to learn. Jimmy you read the cue cards. You tell me what the shows called. Steve its hey, guys, from the new amazon pilot called i love dick. Jimmy there you go. Yeah. Kevin bacon. Steve kevin bacon is here tonight, come on. [ cheers and applause ] the baconator. Jimmy i cant maybe im reading it wrong. Maybe im reading it wrong. Steve why dont you try reading it . Jimmy we should all try reading it. Tariq, can you just read the name of the pilot . Tariq oh, okay. From the new amazon pilot, i love dick steve okay, well there we got it. [ laughter and applause ] tariq kevin bacon is here tonight. Jimmy just want to make sure i get this. He plays the character kevin bacon is here tonight, everybody [ cheers and applause ] funny guy, talented guy, we love him. Its a good show, too. Kevin and i have Something Special planned, a little different. Nothing to do with his show steve right, right. We hope. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Something totally no. Steve scrumptious. Jimmy its a variety show. Its funny. Steve its funny. Jimmy its comical. Its musical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway steve nothing to do with his show. Jimmy nothing to do with his show, no. I hope everyone watches it. But, no, were doing a a different thing. Steve different thing entirely. Jimmy a musical thing. A musical sk steve a little thing . [ laughter ] just a little thing. Jimmy no, i didnt say it was a little thing. Steve i was wondering. Jimmy your average size thing is going to be happening tonight. [ laughter and applause ] steve hey jimmy i dont know anything about it. Plus, she is beyond talented. Every time shes on the show, she destroys. Shes the best. Our pal, Megan Trainor is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy her new record, thank you. Were gonna talk to her. And then shes going to perform for us later in the show. Its going to be a great show, everybody. Steve hey jimmy its going to be fun. [ cheers and applause ] you know, whenever i get some down time here at the show, i like to go on instagram and scroll through all the photos. Steve i know you do. You love it. Jimmy i just think its so much fun. And the one thing ive noticed is that a lot of time two people will write the exact same captions. But the pictures they post will be completely different. Ill show you what i mean in this next segment. Its called for its called picture this. Picture this [ applause ] steve thats peppy. Jimmy thats not bad. Picture this picture this picture this yeah, picture this picture this picture this [ laughter ] jimmy almost like Michael Mcdonald did it. Like a doobie vibe to it, yeah. Picture this [ light laughter ] lets take a look at this first example. Its from cnn and webmd. They both wrote, our number one source for all of our medical knowledge. Heres the picture they posted. Cnn posted a picture of dr. Sanjay gupta. Webmd posted a picture of Donald Trumps doctor. Steve wow, there you go. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy the number one source. Steve number one source. Jimmy lets keep going. This one is from natgeo and the Discovery Channel. Steve oh, great. Jimmy yeah. They both wrote, its fascinating to watch these primitive creatures interact like real humans. [ light laughter ] natgeo posted a picture of a a family of apes. Steve aw. Jimmy the Discovery Channel posted a picture of the contestants from bachelor in paradise. [ applause ] i cant believe theyre steve theyre almost human. Jimmy look at him. Hes driving a car. Steve oh, my god theyre wearing clothes. Jimmy yeah. That was an entrepreneur. [ laughter ] they are all entrepreneurs. Steve all of em. Every single one. Jimmy uh, im an entrepreneur. [ laughter ] my names chad, and right now im currently an entrepreneur. And i entrepreneu from my moms basement. [ laughter ] a lot. I entrepreneu all day long. This one is from the nfl and cvs. Steve okay. Jimmy they both wrote, when you see this, you know its september. Nfl posted a picture of a a football game. Cvs posted a picture of christmas decorations. [ laughter and applause ] steve very early. Jimmy coming soon. Might as well get it now. Steve only 180 shopping days. Jimmy cheap, cheap, cheap. Steve cheap, cheap, cheap. Jimmy cheap this next one is from the department of defense and the pentagon. They both wrote, the worst traitor in american history. The department of defense posted a picture of edward snowden. The pentagon posted a picture of the verizon guy who now does sprint commercials. [ laughter and applause ] steve i know, thats crazy. Jimmy whats the deal with that . Steve hes like benedict arnold, no less. Whos he doing the ads for . Jimmy can you hear me now . Heres a caption from bill clinton and melania trump. They both wrote, what i see every morning when i wake up. [ light laughter ] bill clinton posted a picture of Hillary Clinton. Melania trump posted a picture of the naked donald trump statues. [ laughter and applause ] the statue is in her steve the statues in her house . Jimmy it may be in her bedroom. Steve you dont know. Jimmy i dont know. This next one is from Hillary Clinton and donald trump. They wrote, he was our first president , and we owe him a a lot. Hillary clinton posted a a picture of george washington. Donald trump posted a picture of the quaker oats guy. [ applause ] easy mistake. Steve easy mistake. Jimmy big deal. Steve william penn. Jimmy he did something. Steve he did something. Founded pennsylvania. Jimmy lets keep going. This next one is from tesla and president obama. They both wrote, 0 to 60 in 2. 5 seconds. Tesla posted a picture of a a car. President obama posted a a picture of himself in his first year in office and himself now. [ laughter and applause ] stressful job. Steve that is stressful. Jimmy stressful job. Steve the leader of the free world. Thats stressful. Jimmy heres the last one here. From Hillary Clinton and chris christie. They both wrote, this should be free for every single american. Hillary clinton posted a a picture of college. Chris christie posted a picture of guacamole from chipotle. 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Thanks for doing tom petty bit with us. That was so fun. It was so intimidating. Because, you are the master of those musical impressions. Jimmy you had it nailed. I couldnt do it better. I used to, but i cant even do tom petty anymore. And im just, like, such a a giant tom petty fan too so. Jimmy me too. I was kind of like this is like doubly terrifying. [ laughter ] jimmy it was great. Whats your favorite tom petty jam . Do you know if you have any . Oh, my god jimmy do you do favorites or no . Im not a list maker, but i just was watching a documentary the other day, like, literally, like a couple weeks ago, and this great documentary on tom petty, and i just went, oh, thats my favorite, no, no, no, thats my favorite, no, no, no jimmy that ones good, like, oh, dont do me like that. thats a good one too, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, although actually, id say dont do me like that. Jimmy dont do me like that is a good one . I like dont come around here no more actually, thats my favorite. [ laughter ] whenever youre looking thats a good one. Jimmy i love it. Well, youre very musically inclined. Weve done a beach boys bits on the show, with you, and thanks for always playing with us. But youre on tour all the time as the Bacon Brothers. Yes, the Bacon Brothers just literally got off the bus like a couple days ago, we were on the bus for over a month this time. Jimmy hows the bus . How would . See thats what i would look forward to is the bus. Its good. Its good. You know when we first started. Jimmy i would, i agree with that. I want to get on the bus. Everyone go to sleep, get on the bus, weve got to get on the road. Yeah, i know. I had exactly the same thing. We were in my brothers Station Wagon for many, many years and then we finally put together enough shows in a row that it made since to get the bus. And the first time i walked on, i was like, oh, my gosh, this is amazing jimmy yeah oh, my gosh, im bob seger [ laughter ] jimmy yeah i was just, like, knocked out. Because you know id say the bloom is off the rose you know . Jimmy yeah. As of right now its ten old smelly dudes, bunk beds for over a month. Jimmy bunk beds it gets [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i love bunk beds it gets, it gets a little old. Jimmy i said it like arnold schwarzenegger. [ arnold impression ] bunk beds [ laughter ] yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy youve got to ride the bunk beds we love bunk beds these guys are nodding, you know. I mean, its like fun for a a second. [ laughter ] jimmy no come on. That sounds like fun. Its like camp you have your own bus, dont you . Individuals . Questlove well [ laughter ] yeah. Yeah. Jimmy some of us, some of us do, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] but, you know my brother and i, were grown men, and hes nine years older than me. When we were kids we never slept in bunk beds, now we sleep in bunk beds. You know its like, hey what are you doing up there . Come on man jimmy what are you dreaming about brother . Not quite like that. Its more like, dont step on my head [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Are you a good but then everyone has to wake up at the same time. Oh yeah. The thing is that i am what you dont want to be is what i am. Which is, the neatest of any of them, so if youre the neatest guy, youre constantly cleaning up. So im constantly cleaning the bus, and i wake up earlier than everybody. Im out there with, like, you know disinfectant spray, and im spraying around. [ laughter ] and im looking and theres, somebody left a bowl of cereal in the sink, and im just thinking, what, what did you think was going to happen to the bowl of cereal [ laughter ] in the middle of the night . Jimmy youre one of those guys, yeah, yeah. Whos going to move that . [ laughter ] jimmy whos going to clean these dishes, huh . [ laughter ] yeah. Its nuts. And thats who i am. Jimmy thats your roommate, yeah. I know its boring. But ive become that guy. So i was thinking it would be nice to have a bus butler. The roots probably have that. Do you have a bus . No bus butler . Him jimmy tariq gets a bus butler . You take care of everything. Throws everything away. Jimmy just throw it all out. Tariq thats my motto. You leave it out, you didnt want it. Right, exactly. Then the guy comes in, goes, yo wheres my bowl of cereal . Me. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, i like it soggy. Yeah thats the only time i can eat it. [ laughter ] so jimmy when you do when you do all your gigs, you do mostly originals or do you do covers as well . No we do mostly originals. Yeah, we throw a couple covers in. We just did a we just worked out a mashup of i want you back and foot loose, which was fun. [ audience ohs ] jimmy oh thats cool. Jackson 5 . Yeah, jackson 5 yeah. Im a giant jackson 5 fan. Jimmy oh yeah, me too. Big, big jack first song i ever wrote, i actually in my mind, wrote it for Michael Jackson from me. I was 11 [ laughter ] so it didnt make its way to michael. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no. Not yet, because like, in the what type of michael, which year . Like little boy michael because were the same age. Jimmy like when he was young . Like the, ben type of . Right, yeah. Jimmy youre 11 . What was the 11yearold michael . Was he doing, ben then . Yeah. Jimmy ben, where hes singing to rat . Best friend was ben the [ laughter ] it was awesome. Jimmy what was the song you wrote . Well, all of my songs, i was a very, very romantic child. I mean, i remember always being heart broken from the time i was little. I mean being in love with some, you know, girl in school, the teacher [ laughter ] you know, the girl next door, barbara eden in a bottle, you know, whatever. [ laughter ] im just like, i was always in love. So this is so the songs i wrote were heart break songs. So it was called all the world looks lonely through lonely eyes. [ laughter ] jimmy 11 years old . Oh, my gosh. Dude we could have been friends at 11, come on. All the world looks lonely through lonely eyes. Yeah. Jimmy and you wanted michael to sing it like i wanted michael to sing it yeah. Jimmy like sad like that like . All the world looks lonely through lonely eyes all the world looks lonely it wasnt 6 8 but thats okay. [ laughter ] if youre with me baby im just messing with you. [ laughter ] jimmy was it fast or slow . It was slow. All the world looks lonely through lonely eyes all the world looks sad through sad shamon now lonely eyes [ laughter ] i think it couldve been a a great song. It couldnt wait. Jimmy no its not too late. We can always make it happen. We would make it work. Segue. Lets talk about i love dick. [ laughter and applause ] yeah. You play the character, dick. I do. Jimmy and now explain how this is. Its very cool we live in a a time like this where in amazon uh, no, not that. [ laughter ] a time where amazon is going to say, if you go to amazon video, right, you watch the pilot, you watch i love dick, and then its only the one episode is made . Thats crazy. Yeah we just onehalf hour pilot. I mean, its really cool in one way, and in the other way, its a really, really high profile audition. Because we they put it up there, and, you know, people get to comment on it, and respond to it. And then they, my, my future, my food on my table, my children. [ laughter ] jimmy my gosh, please. Its in the hands of people who will either say yeah or nay. Jimmy yeah, yeah or nay, they went old school with that. Like its not yes or no, yeah or nay. I dont know how they do that. Jimmy probably five star ratings. I actually went on the other day and i wanted to check to see how it actually worked, and i was this close to sending a a comment, its awesome, i loved it. You know. [ laughter ] but i was like, no this is just too lame, man. Jimmy yeah, because if you get busted, then youre like yeah i wrote five stars on this one yeah. Yeah. Jimmy but, it is really great. You know, i love kathryn hahn. Kathryn hahn is on fire man. Jimmy gosh shes fantastic. I just saw her in bad moms. Yeah, bad moms shes incredible. Jimmy she looks totally different though then the shes in captain fantastic with, you know, its just shes doing amazing work. Jimmy and griffin dunne. Yeah. Jimmy and if i could explain the show for you what i would say was. Tough to explain, yeah. Jimmy well its two a a couple who moved to i want to where is it . Marfa texas. Jimmy marfa texas. Ive never heard of audience woo texas all right. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, yeah, i love that you bailed at like, woo texas not marfa i would never set foot in there. North America Jimmy dallas [ laughter ] but it is looks beautiful marfa texas. Its incredible, yeah. Jimmy it almost looks fake yeah but its a real place. And these guys move there, and they both, husband and wife, they both secretly kind of fall in love a little bit with their professor. Thats me, yeah. Jimmy and thats you. Hes kind of like a, hes sort of a celebrity in the small town, you know, sort of an iconic figure, but only in this very, very kind of specialized place. Jimmy yeah, hes super cool, he wears cowboy boots, he like rolls his own cigarettes, and yeah, i guess. This is a clip. Heres kevin bacon and kathryn hahn when she meets dick for the first time. Yeah. Take a look at this. Hi. Im chris kraus. Hello, chris kraus. Dick, right . Thats me. Well, love that you just go by dick, because usually someone would you know blend as born a richard that they would rich, rick, richie, ricky. Theres so many. Just dick. Is it possible i saw you on a horse yesterday . Yeah, i have a ranch just outside of town. Oh. How big . You want to know how big my ranch is . No more polite to ask a rancher the size of his acreage than to ask a lady her age. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there we go, thats useful. Hes a stud kevin bacon everybody the pilot episode of i love dick is now on amazon video, go watch it and rate it. Well be right back with Meghan Trainor. Stick around, everybody kevin bacon [ cheers and applause ] well she loves to say, well, fantastic a lot. I do say that, you see. I study psychobiology. Im a fine arts major. Nobody really believes that i take notes this way, but they actually make sense to me. I try to balance my studying with the typical college experience. This windows pc is a life saver being able to pull up different articles to different parts of the screen is so convenient. I used to be a mac user but this is way better. Hey, can we get some beers . Beer ice cold beer what beer . Ummmm. Redds apple ale ill take one too. Me too hey redds apple ale redds apple ale. Crisp like an apple. Brewed like a beer. Ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. 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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Meghan Trainor [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats for me . Yes, thats for you. Jimmy for me . First of all, you look fantastic. Thank you. Hi. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love it. Hello. Jimmy im hoping this is what i think it is. I got a tail. Jimmy you got a little tail . I think. Jimmy can i yeah, i got a little tail. Im a giraffe. Jimmy you of course are a a giraffe. I love it. [ laughter ] i didnt want to wear a a dress, and this is goes with my me too video. So, i went. I got you something. [ laughter ] im exhausted. Jimmy im so excited about this. Oh, you got it. Jimmy yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what do i do . How do i do this . How do i do this . Put it on. Put it on. Jimmy i heard you, though. Ill take it up ill take the jacket off. [ cheers and applause ] ditto. Jimmy i have hi. Jimmy all right, just hello. Jimmy stall for time. [ rhythmic finger snapping ] just yeah. How you doing . Jimmy talk about the album. [ cheers and applause ] how you feel . Jimmy yeah, this is good right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see my brother. Whats up, bro . Hey. Jimmy this is super comfy. I like this. And ive already fallen on the show, so im already embarrassed of myself. Jimmy no, no, no. I do want to talk about that, though, by the way. [ laughter ] sweet. Jimmy yeah, this is nice. Oh, oh, ooh, ohh. Jimmy wait. You got to help me on it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. [ cheers and applause ] hot, hot, hot, hey. Jimmy is this right . Yeah, i like they give you a little velcro version of it. Jimmy yeah, thank you. Thats fine. Oh, sorry. Oh, hot. [ laughter ] oh, no jimmy watch it watch it, kevin bac watch it, kevin bacon im sorry. My b, my b, my b. Yeah, i was helping. Oh, im sweaty. Jimmy oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] put on that. Jimmy okay. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] yeah jimmy oh, okay. Oh, great. Jimmy im so happy. Thank you so much. This is awesome. [ sighs ] thank you for having me. Jimmy please, welcome back to the show because we love having you here. Youre about to sweat jimmy no, this is good. Im sweating. Jimmy it feels good. Okay. I feel good. Jimmy um, last time [ laughter ] last time you were here [ laughter ] last you were here yes. Jimmy you did, you just fall down. I did. Jimmy you fell i was just so excited. Jimmy well, we loved you. Well, you crushed. You hit a home run. Too hot. Jimmy what song was it . Was it me too . Me too, yes, this one. Jimmy you did me too. And, it was great, and it was going well. And i saw and it was great. And you did all the dances. I go, oh, my gosh. It was what a star. Jimmy ten out of ten, and then, you looked at me. You kind of mmhmm. Jimmy you turned around, and you were, like you were, like, like, to the great job and yeah, yeah, yeah. I was, like jimmy then you did, like, a a turn this way i tried to be james brown. Jimmy but something, like, happened with your heels. Im not james brown. Yup. Jimmy and then, i just saw you just go, like, woah, woah. [ laughter ] and then, like, and nothing i could i tried i wish if i was closer, i would haved saved you, but i was over at the desk yeah, sure, yeah. Jimmy watching, and i go, okay. So then [ laughter ] i didnt do that. I didnt do that. [ laughter ] i went over. I went over, and i said you got there, yeah. Jimmy yeah, i said you laid down with me. Thank you. Jimmy well, i laid down next to you. I didnt you could have been like, get up you know, but you didnt. Jimmy i would never do that. But i said, hey. I said, it was all good up to the end. I mean, that was [ laughter ] yeah. You were like, you were so close. Jimmy so close. It was perfect, perfect up until the last. So the [ sighs ] well, you got up, and this is what a professional you are. You did it again. Oh, yeah. I did. Jimmy the whole song. I was like, no, please. Let me try again. Jimmy and you didnt fall. I didnt fall. Jimmy no, and then, when were done with the show, i said, thank you so much for being here. And you go, i think we should air the one where i fall. Yeah, because i went back to the i always get the sound and how good it sounds. And i went back, and i saw both takes, and i saw my face just was full of fear on the second try, like, dont fall. Dont fall. And i was like, do you know what . The first ones better. Let him have it. Im gonna fall eventually one day, so let this be it. [ laughter ] jimmy well, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thats how cool you are [ applause ] for doing that. And, the song went platinum. Yes, it did because of that. Jimmy it went plat because of that. Thank you. The song went platinum. I mean, the first two songs off this album went platinum. Yeah, theyre doing well. Its great. Jimmy congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy this is the most fun thing ever. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Let me sing my song. Jimmy youre on the untouchable tour. Thats right. Jimmy its the name of the tour, and youre going to be at radio music city hall next week. I am. Ive never been there. Jimmy youve never been inside. Ive never been inside. I dont know that it looks like. Jimmy oh, its gorgeous. Im gonna google it eventually, but jimmy oh, yeah. I never jimmy oh, youre gonna freak out. Oh. Jimmy its the best sound. Its beautiful. Its, like, golden its gorgeous. Wow. Jimmy were gonna be neighbors for, like, today. Oh, my god. You want to come by . Jimmy im gonna show up yeah, of course. Ill come by on this. Yeah, ill be, like, hi welcome. [ laughter ] jimmy im here to see meghan yeah, let me in [ laughter ] why dont you let me backstage . Yeah. I where this for sound check. Jimmy you do . Yeah. Jimmy i mean, you wore that, like, Walking Around last time. I loved it. Yeah. Jimmy well, they look good. Theyre comfy. I dont like clothes or dresses, you know . [ laughter ] jimmy me neither, yeah. [ laughter ] my clothes or dresses, yeah. What are you doing for us tonight . Im singing better tonight, and im not going to fall because i have comfy shoes on. Jimmy yeah, all right. You have comfy shoes on tonight. [ applause ] yeah, yeah, yeah. And i got my friend, yo gotti here. Jimmy youre here with yo gotti. Yo gotti. [ applause ] jimmy yo gotti, and you got comfy shoes on. Comfy shoes. Jimmy you know we love you, and i wanted you to be here every single week. I tell you that all the time, but i really mean it. We love you. Youre so nice. I love you, too. Jimmy your staff is nice to us, and we just want you to have the best time here. And, so when you yeah, and so, when you yeah. When you fell, i felt bad, because i, oh, no i dont want you to fall down. [ audience aws ] you know, i i didnt oh, no. We like her. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] with some people, it was just, ah, let her fall. Im not the only one that fell, right . Thats not true. Jimmy yeah, i think, uh [ laughter ] i cant be the only person thats fallen on the stage right now . Jimmy anyone ever fell . Embarrassing me right now. Help me out. Jimmy really . Oh, theyre pointing at you, sir. You, mr. Dinosaur. Jimmy oh, me . You did. Jimmy oh, yeah. I guess i did fall, yeah. Yeah . [ laughter ] jimmy of course i fell ive fallen a lot of times, yeah. [ laughter ] well, i fell bad. Do we have the Chelsea Handler thing . Do you have that clip . Oh, yes. Whoa oh, my god oh, my god, no [ audience ohs ] jimmy my hand my hand went into broken glass. No. [ laughter ] jimmy what are you laughing what are you laughing at . Do you have scars on it . Thats not funny. They have it on jimmy it was rough, man. I was just trying to go with the flow because we just started, and i was like, im fine. Im totally fine. Oh, my. Jimmy im like, chelseas new book. And theres blood all over the place. [ laughter ] but she was a good sport and cool about it. But anyways, yeah, so are you. Nice. Jimmy so now we know youre not the only person. Me and you fell. Yeah jimmy were in the club. Im in. [ cheers ] jimmy Meghan Trainor, our pal [ cheers and applause ] shes gonna perform better after the break come on back Meghan Trainor [ cheers and applause ] if i want to go up. Hello. If i want to go down. Noooo. Then if i want to come back again. Its perfect. Yes now that weve added adjustable base, my favorite part is to be able to lift your legs up a little bit, lift the head up a little bit, and it feels like im just cradled. I love the Adjustable Bed cause i love it when im watching tv. And there you have it. Change your sleep, change your life. Change to tempurpedic. Now thru september 11th, upgrade and save on select tempurpedic mattresses and adjustable bases during our labor day event. Just how wet and stickyect tempurpedic mattresses your current gel antiperspirant is. Now were going to show you how degree dry spray is different. Degree dry spray. Degree. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy performing her new single better featuring yo gotti, once again, Meghan Trainor [ cheers and applause ] finally blew up in my face crash and burnt to pieces you got what you want from me i gave you what you needed i was warned but fooled by charm and you deserve to be alone and i deserve better better than you i deserve better better than you i deserve better tell em what they already know i deserve better go tell em what they already know i used to cry to all my friends but they would say i told ya finally i can breathe again the weight is off my shoulders i was warned but fooled by charm and you you deserve to be alone and i deserve better oh oh better than you you you i deserve i deserve better much better than you babe i deserve i deserve better tell em what they already know i deserve i deserve tell em what they already know lets talk about the word deserve or talk bout what the world deserves a queen m lets talk about that fourletter word love i think you deserve a king i think you deserve the world and everything in it and i try to go get it to show you what i tell you im sorry tomorrow i promise that i try to do better ill do whatever for mine and i aint tryna be your friends friends or your quote unquote fake friend thats why i hate friends id rather see you laugh than see you cry id rather see you leave than tell a lie for real shout out to my exes. I deserve better better than you you you you i deserve i deserve it better than you i deserve i deserve it i deserve i deserve it i deserve i deserve it tell em what they already know i deserve better [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thank you my pal. Meghan trainor [ cheers and applause ] oh, fantastic yo gotti better is on itunes now well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] for senate, Katie Mcginty or pat toomey . Mcginty supports clean energy jobs. Pat toomey voted to protect tax breaks for Oil Companies. Mcginty is prochoice. Toomey wants to overturn roe v. Wade and criminalize abortion. Mcginty will consistently stand up to the gun lobby. Toomeys against an assault weapons ban and gets an a rating from the nra. This year, pennsylvanians have a clear choice. Senate majority pac is responsible for the content of this advertising. Im Hillary Clinton, and i approve this message. 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Votevets is responsible for the content of this advertising. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to kevin bacon, Meghan Trainor, yo gotti [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight michael moore. From southside with you, actress tika sumpter. Music from troye sivan. Featuring the 8g band with allison miller. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] well, isnt that great to hear. Lets get to the news. 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