And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 539 oklahoma steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, i feel the love send it right back to you. Oh, thank you very much for that. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, wlecome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby. You made it. Thank you very much for being here. Im your host, jimmy fallon. You guys, lets get to some election news. Abc just reported that 95 of all campaign ads from now until election day will be for Hillary Clinton. Yeah, shes in 95 of the commercials. Even Peyton Manning was like, geez, lady, enough is enough. I mean that is [ laughter and applause ] papa johns is good, but come on. [ light laughter ] and this is cool. I read that nbc is teaming up with a tech company to stream the president ial debates in virtual reality. Yeah. They say if youre wearing a vr headset, itll be like the candidates are lying right to your face. [ laughter and applause ] oh my hes looking right at me. Theyre offering the debate in virtual reality, so if you want to feel like youre actually on stage during the debate, heres your chance, jeb. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh hey jimmy politifact Just Announced that they will be Fact Checking what the candidates say during mondays debate in realtime. Yeah, so whenever the candidates Say Something false, youll hear [ buzzer ] and whenever they actually Say Something true, youll hear this magic moment so different and so new [ laughter and applause ] jimmy hey, listen to this. Despite his controversial remarks about hispanics, polls show donald trump doing just as well with hispanic voters as mitt romney did in 2012. The Trump Campaign got pretty excited about those numbers until they remembered that mitt romney lost. And then you go, oh yeah. [ applause ] trump was actually describing himself in an interview this week and said that his strongest suit is his temperament. [ light laughter ] although sadly, even that suit is made in china. [ laughter and applause ] even that one is made in seems like everyones weighing in on the election. In fact, singer Marilyn Manson recently said he doesnt plan on voting, because he doesnt like Hillary Clinton or donald trump. That story, again the 2016 election too scary for Marilyn Manson. [ laughter and applause ] wow. Check this out. A letter written by George Washington in 1786 is going on sale for 35,000. The letter is to a friend and says, dont tell anyone, but i was born in kenya. [ laughter and applause ] guys, i saw Fashion Designer ralph lauren is working on an autobiography. Ralph lauren. Yeah, you can buy it full price at any of his stores or just wait until its half price in a a bin at tj maxx. You can do either one. [ applause ] and finally, chinese authorities Just Announced that apparently their space station is out of control and will crash into earth some time next year. So, just a warning to everyone who plans to be on earth around some time next year. [ applause ] there you go. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, thank you, guys. Welcome, everybody. You guys excited . Tonights shows going to be great. Youre going to love it. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. This is really, really cool. Guys, its corn maze season. [ scattered cheers ] you all know that. I dont have to tell you that. But this really cool thing is happening right now in meridian, idaho. [ cheers ] no way. [ laughter ] theres no way. Are you really from there . Yeah jimmy oh, this is fantastic. Thank you for coming. So you know what im about to say . [ light laughter ] this couple, jim and hillary lowe and their kids, brooklyn, max, and blake have decided to design their corn maze based on the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] and they did it. This is an actual aerial photo of the corn maze. [ cheers and applause ] look at that. Isnt that awesome . Says idaho loves jimmy. It says, fallonatthefarmstead. I love corn mazes, so this is so cool for me. If youre anywhere near meridian, idaho, you can stay at these guys house. [ laughter ] it opens tomorrow, friday, september 23rd. Go check it out. Take pictures. Support your local farms. Idaho, known for their corn. [ cheers and applause ] im truly honored. Thank you guys so much. Thats a really cool thing. [ cheers and applause ] i love that. Guys, its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, will forte will be here [ cheers and applause ] haley bennett, and americas got talent winner grace vanderwaal will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and of course, thank you notes. You dont want to miss it. Its good. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. Hes one of the biggest movie stars on the planet and one of the hosts of the Global Citizen festival, a huge benefit concert happening in central park this saturday. Its gonna air on msnbc. The one and only hugh jackman is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy cant meet a nicer dude. Steve hes a huge jacked man. Jimmy plus from the dr. Ken show, the hilarious ken jeong is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] ken jeong. Always fun. And you want great music . We got great music for you. Shawn mendes is here steve yeah . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shawn mendes. Fantastic guy. Super talented guy. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy oh, here we go. You guys are on twitter right . Are you on twitter . [ applause ] its fun. Well, we use twitter on our show every single week and if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since its officially the first day of fall, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called fall songs. And i asked you guys to tweet out a funny song parody about the fall. Well, we got thousands of tweets. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you for those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought id share some of my favorite fallsongs tweets from you guys. And here to help me out and sing these tweets is tonights musical guest, shawn mendes right there, ladies and gentlemen. There he is. [ cheers and applause ] whats up . Whats up . Jimmy good to see you, buddy. Shawn mendes. How are you . Jimmy all right, shawn, lets see how this goes. Lets do it. Jimmy ready for this . Give it our best shot. Jimmy all right. This fist one is from serenity, and she says watch me sneeze until i cant breath allergies are gonna kill me and now that im without warm weather ill be needing sweaters [ cheers and applause ] is that good . Thank you. Jimmy how fun is that . Steve come on. Jimmy shawn mendes. This is awesome. Steve good time. Jimmy this next one is from dibilay. She says hello starbucks my old friend its time for Pumpkin Spice again jimmy, your timings all off. [ cheers and applause ] i was completely this is all on you. Jimmy, i was jimmy what . I gave you the thing. I gave you the cue to do you were, like, a couple beats off. But its fine. Steve what . Jimmy simon and no, no, you gave me the thing. Jimmy i gave you the thing. Yeah. At least it was in key, right . [ light laughter ] jimmy that was good. Simon and garfunkel. I know. I told you, im just not as old as you. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] jimmy hey, dont you talk back son, dont talk back to your father like that. [ laughter ] dont you talk back to dad like that. Go to your room right now, shawn. Im so sorry. It doesnt mean you dont look old. Youre fine. Youre fine. [ laughter ] im just not old. No, youre not. Im just very young. [ laughter ] jimmy this ones from zachattack1200. He says look at the leaves look how they fall on you and all around you, too yeah, they were all yellow [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, thats it right there. Im sorry. It takes a couple times. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Fantastic. I liked that one. This one is from raegan31. She says you down with halloween yeah you know me you down with trick or treat yeah you know me you down with pumpkin seed yeah you know me you down with fallin leaves yeah all the ladies that was cool. I like that one. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a hit song. That is a hit song right there. You sound like my grandfather. Jimmy this one is from peopleofboone. [ light laughter ] oh, i know this one. Peopleofboone . Is that what you said . Jimmy he says he said. Hello its trees we were wondering if after all these months youd like some leaves [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i want you to be here every day. This is fantastic. I dont want shawn mendes to ever leave. I wont leave. Ill stay here. Jimmy i want you to stay you always be on the tonight show. [ light laughter ] this one is from paultrafga. He says parents weekends comin up real soon so i gotta hide my bong in my dorm room [ cheers and applause ] sorry. Jimmy parent weekends coming up. Steve yeah, parent weekend. Jimmy parents weekend. You gotta hide that. Steve you know it. These are not my tweets. This are totally not. Just so we are aware. Jimmy this is from jackjasonjames2. [ light laughter ] yeah. There we go. Jimmy this is two. This is second account. Steve number two. Jimmy he says i played football in ibiza to show tim tebow i was cool my career was over i was ten years older so i said ill play baseball too jimmy there you go. Fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] we love tim tebow. We do. Im sorry. Jimmy oh, this is a good one here. Yes, im real excited for this one. This ones for you. You got to help me with this one. Jimmy no, ill let you do this. [ laughter ] okay, ill help you out with this one. You can help me. Jimmy this ones from esmith429. She says ive got that pumpkin in my latte got that sweater wrapped around me i feel that leaf fall on my body when it drops oooh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nice. Not bad. That was it jimmy you got it. Oooh. I was nervous you werent gonna be able to do it. Jimmy that was some good harmony there. It was perfect. Oooh. Jimmy oooh. Oooh. Do it again just one more time, please. Jimmy got me like oooh [ cheers and applause ] oh, this one i can help you out with this one. In fact yeah. You got to do the accent. I cant do the accent. Jimmy this is more my speed. This ones do it really well. Jimmy this last ones more my age. [ light laughter ] for old people. I mean, not old people, just you. Jimmy xkuroililyx. And she says and i would rake 500 piles and i would rake 500 more just to be the man who raked 1,000 leaves outside of your front door jimmy there you have it those are tonight show hashtags my thanks to shawn mendes [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy to check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around, well be back with more of the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] when youve been making delicious natural cheese for over 100 years like kraft has, you learn a lot about how people cook. I wish i had like four different mexican cheeses but in one super melty cheese. It does exist you still have two cheese wishes left. Initiating retrieval sequence. Activating thrusters. Target acquired. Dang it ah come on astronauts can vote from space. Take a break from the election with red or blue tea. Make time for snapple. Lease a 2016 lincoln mkx for 349 a month. Only at your lincoln dealer. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, before we start, i want yall to know that every artist and song that im about to play for you is 100 real. These are actual bands and actual songs. Questlove, im not making these up. These are, you always think its me making it up. Questlove i do. Jimmy no, its not. [ laughter ] theyre real. Steve theyre not, theyre real. Jimmy you can download them on itunes or amazon or see if your local music store has them. They are real. All right, lets see whats on my do not play list. The first one is from a a nigerianborn singer who lives in england called dizzy k. Steve oh. Jimmy and, theres dizzy. Hes hanging out in front of a a mirror. [ light laughter ] not looking at the mirror. Just hanging out in front of one. [ laughter ] lets take a listen to be my friend is the name of the song. Here we go. Will you be my friend [ laughter ] i like to be your friend [ laughter ] you want to be my friend [ laughter ] i would love to be your friend [ laughter ] will you be my friend jimmy all right, stop, stop, stop, very persistent that guy. [ laughter ] will you be my friend jimmy he doesnt say friend. He says, frind. Steve frind. Jimmy i want to be your frind. Steve like bob dylan. Jimmy yeah, its like a a little bob dylan. Steve i think that got your goat. Jimmy yeah. Is that [ laughter ] next song is from a musician that ive never heard of. Always like to hear new artists. This one is named peter august. [ laughter ] the album is called pulling sheets off of ghosts. Theres peter. [ laughter ] hes a cool looking dude. I didnt know if he knew someone was taking his picture. Who knows. I do not know the situation. Steve you do not want to see his peter in august. Jimmy he is rocking the megamullet right there. Steve the mega [ laughter ] jimmy that is an unbelievable mullet. Lets go with, uh, you rock me sister. Steve sure. You rock me sister sharon you rock me so sure and good you rock me sister jimmy all right, stop, stop, stop, stop. I swear it wasnt me. [ laughter ] i swear its not. Its not steve youre peter august. Jimmy you know right . Steve yeah. Jimmy you know what, i got this online and the website said, recommended if you like genesis or the beatles. [ laughter ] that makes sense. Hes part of the big three. Beatles, genesis, and steve peter august. Jimmy peter august. Business up front, rave in back. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, not bad. Well, this is good right here. This is uh, jazz. Do you like jazz . Steve love jazz. Jimmy you love jazz . Steve american art form, love it. Jimmy thank you, this is jazz musician. I love jazz, its uh, christopher johnson. The album is called unleashed. Look how many keyboards hes got. [ laughter ] steve wow jimmy unleashed. So far, so good, man. Lets take a listen to taking care of business. Jimmy stop, stop, stop. That is just way. Questlove start the song. Jimmy what . Questlove start the song. Jimmy that is the song. [ laughter ] thats the beginning of the song. Lets hear it again. This is it. [ laughter ] jimmy can you play that . Stop. Let the roots try to play that. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats stop, stop, stop. Stop. [ cheers and applause ] actually that was pretty good. Steve actually a good song. Jimmy im actually jealous. They actually did play it. Steve unleashed. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] steve got his first synthesizer. [ laughter ] jimmy this is another jazz artist. Steve i love jazz. Its an american art form. [ laughter ] jimmy this is Charles Timmons and the album is called all this jazz. Lot happening on that cover there. Lets take a listen to the drug bug song. Steve drug bug. Jimmy this is jazz. I wont use drugs no i wont smoke drugs [ laughter ] drugs just dont excite me [ laughter ] im as free as a bird in a tree the old drug bug cant bite me [ laughter ] i wont use drugs no i wont smoke drugs jimmy all right, thats good. That is the drug bug song. I dont know. It sounds like hes sounds like hes used steve like id get a kick out of him. Jimmy hes probably used a a lot of drugs there in the past. Guys, were down to our last one. Steve aaw. Jimmy from a san diego based band that were around in the early 80s called the puppies. [ audience aws ] the album is called fun is right. Whoever designed this was definitely bit by the drug bug, i think. [ laughter ] steve hello. Jimmy lets take a listen to a song by the puppies called cat food. Cat food is not good for a dog cat food right out of the can cat food feels better than me maybe ill try some [ laughter ] jimmy all right, wait. Stop. Maybe ill try some. Theyre going to eat cat food. Steve cat food looks so delicious. Lpllp jimmy i dont mind, i actually dont mind this one. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy i like this one. Roots, can you do this one . Cat food is not good for a dog cat food right out of the can cat food feels better than me maybe ill try some jimmy thats all the time we have for do not play. [ cheers and applause ] if you have an album or a song you think we should use on our next do not play list, we want to see it. Send it to donotplay tonightshow. Com. Stick around. Well be right back with hugh jackman, everybody [ cheers and applause ] my mother passed 2003, but she always told me i dont care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. Sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. phone ringing answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. beep hey mom, this is larry. I just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. 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