Andy cohen, musical guest, Little Big Town, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 570, Scranton Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hi [ cheers and applause ] looking good, sounding good. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. This is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause ] big fun show tonight. Heres what people are talking about. Last night, on 60 minutes, donald trump gave his first tv interview since being elected and get this, he said that he will only take 1 a year as president. [ light laughter ] all part of trumps unending commitment to never pay taxes. Hes just not going to do it. [ cheers and applause ] not going to do it. Trump said that he would not accept the standard 400,000 salary that president s get. That story again, trump made his first deal as president elect and lost almost 400,000. [ laughter and applause ] already. Of course, trumps 60 minutes interview covered a broad range of topics. But for those who didnt see it, heres a recap. Most amazing, tremendous, terrific. Very smart, very nice, terrific. Incredible, tremendous, very, very good. Very strong, very confident, very warm. Very nice. That was so great. Unbelievable. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good. Thats what the next four state of the Union Addresses will be. The unions terrific. Its very great. Its really fantastic. The end. [ laughter and applause ] very good. Very good. Get this. I read that after donald trump met with president obama, trump seemed surprised by the scope of the president s duties. [ laughter ] trump said, who knew . And hillary was like, i did. [ laughter ] i knew. I knew exactly. [ applause ] so, i guess it makes sense that after the meeting, trump said that he would seek obamas advice in the future. Well, it seems like hes already started. Just listen to these hacked voice messages that he left on obamas phone. We got an exclusive. Here at the tonight show. Steve wow. How did you get these . Jimmy i cant cant reveal my sources. [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy these are voice messages that he left on obamas phone. Steve wow. [ phone ringing ] hello, youve reached president barack obama. Leave a message after the beep. [ beep ] hey, barack. Quick question, should i give sara palin a cabinet position . What about don jr. . cause if i give him a position and i dont give one to eric, the holidays are going to suck. [ laughter ] hit me back, bo. [ beep ] yo, barack, you know like you have your dog, bo, at the white house . Do i need to get a pet . Has anybody president ever had a fully grown bengal tiger . Would love to be the first. [ beep ] hi, barry, want mtoe aksure if its cool if we paved over michelles vegetable garden and put in a putting green . I know its something you probably wanted to do anyway. Im going to make it happen. [ laughter ] disregard. [ beep ] dude, seriously im starting to freak out about this gig. What if i made you secretary of staying president . [ laughter ] ill throw in a complimentary memberships to all my golf courses. Think about it. We can make america stay the same again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy make america stay the same again. Steve thats his new slogan. Jimmy hey, i want to say happy birthday to prince charles, who turned 68 today. Happy birthday prince charles. [ applause ] his friends got him a cake, which was nice until Queen Elizabeth popped out of it and shouted, still here [ laughter and applause ] come on. Dont rub it in. This is pretty cool. Apple just released a new app that lets you read books with your kids on your tv. Or as dads put it, yeah, this book is about the patriots seahawks game. [ laughter and applause ] its a thriller. I read about a set of quintuplets in michigan who all work at the same mcdonalds. Or as their manager put it, carl is the single most productive employee ive ever seen. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, one minute, hes at the fry machine, next hes at the register. Hes unbelievable. [ light laughter ] steve hes the best. Jimmy hes the best. Carl, employee of the month for at least the last five months. Yeah. [ laughter ] i dont really know what to make of this, but scientists have discovered that rats actually enjoy being tickled. And even have their own version of laughing. Scientists have very excited about this discovery, while everyone else is like, hows that zika cure coming along . [ laughter ] are you still tickling rats . Thats good. They have senses of humor . Yeah, zika, dude. Focus. [ light laughter ] i think rats would really like netflix if they could understand english. Steve they would love that punch line. [ laughter ] jimmy finally, this is a a very big deal. Did anyone see can you see it now . The super moon . Has anyone seen it yet . [ applause ] couple people. This is a big deal. This is the biggest super moon in 69 years. It happens when the moon appears bigger because its much closer to the earth than usual. Apparently 2016s been so crazy that even the moon was like, i got to see this for myself. [ laughter ] what is going on there . [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for tuning in. Thank you for being here. Guys, it is monday. Were so happy to be back. We have a giant week of shows coming up. Steve oh my gosh. Jimmy big week for us. Tomorrow night, Academy Award winner Warren Beatty will be here. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how exciting is that . Plus later this week, jude law and macklemore will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] thursday night, thursday nights a big deal for us. Big deal for nbc, because thursday night football is coming to nbc. [ applause ] so, big ratings for us. Saints versus the panthers. After the game, we have a giant show with Nicole Kidman and miranda lambert. Thats thursday night. Steve yeah, thursday. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy set your dvrs, set your vcrs, set your tivos as well. Also, were doing something fun with metallica this week. So, stay tuned for that. That should be fun. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a giant show tonight. He stars in the new movie im so excited they made a a sequel to this, bad santa 2, Billy Bob Thornton is here [ cheers and applause ] talented guy. Plus we love it when this guy stops by. Hes the host of watch what happens live, and he has a new book out called superficial more adventures from the andy cohen diaries. Andy cohen is on the show tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Steve come on, man. Jimmy then, if you need more we have more. Steve what . Jimmy Little Big Town is here, you guys steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we were talkin about yeah. Were going to play a game with them and then theyre going to perform for us. Little big town is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] uh, guys, as you know, we always like to showcase new talent here at the tonight show. Theres so much of it right here in new york city. So we sent our writer becky down to the streets to find the most talented people in this new segment called, tonight show sidewalk of fame. Here we go. Tonight show sidewalk of fame [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, as i said, this is live. Becky is down on the plaza outside 30 rock right now. Were going to have three people do three talents and then have you, the audience, decide whos the winner. Okay . Becky, hows it going . How are you, becky . There she is. Going great, jimmy. Jimmy yeah, well the audience seems psyched behind you. The crowd seems wild. [ laughter ] theyre on sedatives of some sort. Hows the weather out there . Is it cold . Its perfect. Its 59 degrees fahrenheit. Jimmy thats the exact thats the exact number. [ laughter ] thats what it feels like. Jimmy yeah, sure. It feels like exactly 59 degrees fahrenheit . [ laughter ] yes. Jimmy all right. [ laughter ] becky, did you find any talented people out on the street of new york city . Yes, i found three. Jimmy thats enough. [ laughter ] steve three is better than none. Jimmy theres probably more than three. Who is up first . Whos the first contestant . Very exciting for us. Oh, there he is. This is darren from brighton, england. Jimmy wow, youre from england . Yep. Jimmy and is it brighton . Do you pronounce it like brighton . Brighton. Brighton. Brighton. Jimmy brighton. Brighton. Jimmy brighton, england. Over pronouncing all of the syllables in words. [ laughter ] consonants and vowels. Were on in england. Were on e in england. Fantastic, theyll be rooting for you. What is your talent, darren . Okay, so, my talent is to impersonate a horse. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. This is okay. Well, were setting the bar high. [ laughter ] do we know what horse youre impersonating . Is this a famous horse . Any horse. Any horse. Jimmy generic generic horse impersonation. Ill make the noise of the horse. Jimmy the noise a horse would make. Okay, here we go. Darren, whenever youre ready, we would love to hear this. [ horse noise ] [ laughter ] steve wow. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy just short and sweet. Thats it. Steve yeah, thats it. [ laughter ] want more . Jimmy just give me one more. Okay. [ horse noise ] [ laughter and applause ] steve come on set it and forget it. Jimmy i dont know. I dont know if its set it and forget it. Thats pretty good, darren. I appreciate that. Its almost like a hybrid of horse and a maybe like steve its an english horse. [ laughter ] jimmy maybe like a a Harry Potter Dragon horse thing or like a fantastic beast. I like that a lot. Darren, thank you very much. Becky, who do we have next . This is rachel from cleveland, ohio. Jimmy hey, rachel, how are you . [ cheers and applause ] im good, how are you . Jimmy im fantastic. Rachel, what is your talent tonight . I can make a tree with my forehead. [ laughter ] jimmy this is why i love new york city. This is fantastic. Steve yeah, everything here. Jimmy she can make a tree with her forehead. This is an amazing talent. Ive never seen anyone do Something Like this. Im very excited to see what this will look like. Whenever youre ready, please. [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy yes i see it i see it i see it steve wow. Jimmy i see. Thats fantastic. Steve i have about a a thousand trees on my face. Jimmy no, thats fantastic. How did you find out that you had that talent . One day, i was just looking in the mirror, creasing my forehead as usual, and i was like, cool, i have a tree on my forehead. Jimmy there you go. Yeah. [ laughter ] thats the way to do it. Becky, by the way, youre doing a great job hosting down there. Thank you. [ laughter ] jimmy becky, do you have any talents besides hosting . Yes. I can do the robot. Jimmy you dont have to do it for us. [ laughter and applause ] i just wanted to know. Just wanted to know if you had any other ones. [ laughter ] becky, who is our [ laughter ] who is our last contestant . This is alex from fairfield, connecticut. Jimmy hey, there he is, alex from fairfield, connecticut. How are you, alex . Im great, jimmy, how are you . Jimmy doing great. Do you have a backpack or something . Yeah, i was on my way to work. I work in a basement, and i was just about to fold clothes for six hours. And then you guys saved me, so im very, very happy to say the least. So [ laughter ] im not kidding. Jimmy alex, are you going to be in a basement for six hours . Alex, can you look in the camera . Can you blink three times if youre being held hostage . [ laughter ] youre not being held everythings cool. All right, so, do you need the backpack for this talent . No, no, im good. We can put it down. Youre good. Were good. Jimmy no, whatever you feel like doing. Something with your hands. Is it magic . Its cold out here. If i stand out here any longer, i can cut diamonds. Its freezing. Its cold. Steve hey oh [ laughter ] jimmy what is your whats your talent . I sing. Jimmy hey, very nice. Yes. Jimmy youre a singer. Well, lets lets see it. Lets hear it. This is fantastic. Yeah. All i ask is if this is my last night with you hold me like im more than just a friend give me a memory i can use jimmy hey, there you go right there. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow jimmy what do we have . Steve oh. Jimmy we have we have the horse impersonation. Steve yep. [ laughter ] forehead tree. Jimmy yeah, we have yeah. Steve and singer. Jimmy tree forehead. Yeah. And then wow. This is all very good, but again, i dont decide this. Our audience decides this. Lets line up the great contestants that were thank you guys so much for doing this. Our audience will now decide the winner by round of applause. Was it contestant number one . [ cheers and applause ] not bad. Contestant number two . [ cheers and applause ] or contestant number three . [ cheers and applause ] right there contestant number three is our winner congratulations [ cheers and applause ] how exciting. How exciting. Becky, what prize do we have . Our winner gets 100 and a a tonight show tshirt. Jimmy not bad [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dont go folding that down in the basement there. Guys, you didnt win, so you each get 50 and a tonight show tank top. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats not quite as good but still still good. Thank you guys for playing. Jimmy not bad. Thank you, becky, and thank you. Another round of applause for our great contestants. [ cheers and applause ] oh, you guys are fantastic. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] i never over think it do what i want and i do it my way okay we live the life we want to live thats right lets celebrate yeah were all about a good time yeah were all about a good life you wont believe until you see this is gonna be a fun ride yeah were all about a good time yeah were all about a good life good energy come follow me oh save 10 when you spend 50 on groceries at target. Y do people put why does your tummy go grumbily, grumbily, grumbily . No more questions for you ooph, that milk in your cereal was messing with you, wasnt it . Try lactaid, its real milk, without that annoying lactose. Good, right . Mmm, yeah. Lactaid. The milk that doesnt mess with you. Hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . Yeah, we go left right here. woman vo Great Adventures are still out there. Well find them in our subaru outback. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show. Im here with phil sweet, kimberly schlapman, jimi westbrook, karen fairchild. Together theyre the grammy awardwinning group, Little Big Town, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] oh, we love you. Welcome, welcome, welcome. All right, now, now. Muah, muah, muah. Were about to play a game called stranger strings. Okay . Oh jimmy stranger things, stranger strings. Heres how its gonna work. Before the show, we all wrote down a few facts about ourselves that no one else knows. Those facts are on these cards. We also have these full cans of silly string. And were going to take turns reading a card. Then well count to three and everybody sprays silly string at the person they think wrote that card. [ light laughter ] then we will reveal who actually wrote it. Its like a getting to know you game. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy here we go. Glasses on. Safety safety is sexy you guys. [ light laughter ] here we go. I look much smarter. My fake glasses are hitting my glasses. [ light laughter ] jimmy your fake glasses are hitting your glasses. Here we go. Im going to read the first card here. Here we go. Ready . And then ill read the card and then ill count to three. You ready . Im gettin ready. Gettin ready. Jimmy someone here said, i won a statewide modeling competition when i was 18. [ laughter ] all right does it it wasnt you . No. Ive never been a model. It wasnt me. Jimmy oh, no, it was you no, its not. You did it . Way to a state modeling we cant spray after cant spray after the fact. You really want to spray him bad. Wait, state modeling . Really . Were you a state model . Well, no. Jimmy thats fantastic. Alabama state model. Im from a small town so jimmy still, wow thats rad. This is like bad spaghetti. Jimmy no, this is great. Im sorry its going to be tough getting out of your hair. Sorry everybody. Its all right. Well have it out by the time you perform. Phillip, why dont you go next . All right, lets do this here. Okay. I once ditched the cops by driving down a dirt road with my mom in the car. [ light laughter ] not me jimmy wait, wait why i dont know why i was going to go you. [ light laughter ] why is everyone here hitting you . Jimmy who was it . Who ran from the cops . Was it you . It was me . Its me. I told you. Jimmy oh, it was you. [ cheers and applause ] i knew it was you. Youre so close. Wait, you were running im sorry. Jimmy you were running from the cops . I saw him come this way and he, like, metered me and i was like, mom, hang on. And i went down a dirt road and i parked and she was like, stop it and then i jimmy pull a dukes of hazard. And then he went by. Jimmy yeah, exactly. I know. In the south. Jimmy oh, my gosh. All right, all right. Were getting to know everyone. Its gettin good. Jimmy kimberly, its your turn. Oh, okay. Jimmy i wont i wont i promise i wont hit you on this one. Okay. I wont either. I was a College Baseball player. Aw [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres nothing left of my face. You need to take your glasses off and its gonna work. Jimmy i wasnt a i wasnt a College Baseball player, but i did play baseball for one game in college. So it counts. So it was you. Jimmy it was me. [ cheers and applause ] it was a j. V. Game. There wasnt a rule for, like, below the head, right . Jimmy i mean, that was unbelievable. You all went right for the face and it was a big target. We do everything in harmony. We didnt plan it either. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, right. Yall winked at each other. Jimmy jimi, here you go. Youre up. Oh, dear. All right. Here we go. Jimmy i got the worst of that one. Wow. Jimmy youre not getting off easy. This is impressive. I can count to ten in korean. What . I dont know i dont even know. I dont know [ light laughter ] i dont know. Jimmy whos got the most . Kimberly, you got the most. Shes slowly turning into dolly parton. [ laughter ] right . Jimmy well, im slowly turning into george clinton. Who was it . Who was that . Its me. Jimmy it is you we got it right. [ cheers and applause ] can you give us a taste . Yes. Hana, dul, set, net, daseot, yeoseot, ilgop, yeodeol, ahop, yeol jimmy oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, not bad. With a georgia drawl. Jimmy with a georgia drawl. Yeah. My husband and little girl take karate, so thats how i know. Jimmy aw, thats so cute. Come on. All right, this is the last one here. And i you got off so easy. Oh my gosh. Okay. I can do a mean Michael Mcdonald impression. Jimmy its one of you guys. Wait. I think we know who. I th