Transcripts For WCAU The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

WCAU The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon December 2, 2016

A holiday surprise tonight for a local Senior Community thanks to the philadelphia phillies. [ applause ] the phanatic and charlie manual made a stop in Delaware County at the lima Estates Community holiday party. The surprise appearance is part of the phillies season of giving campaign. Of course you cant have a Phillies Party also without the phanatic. Now for a look at whats next in sports, heres Danny Pommells. The eagles got good news on one of their banged up players ahead of sundays game. Well have those details. And a member of macho row set to join the phillies broadcast booth next seen. And the flyers put themselves in the hole. See if a comeback was in the cards for the orange and black. Thats next. I want to go really big with my appetizers. We can do it without blowing our budget. Oh yeah, this is great everything for the holidays. Thats my giant. Did you know slow internet can actually hold your business back . 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Hes expected to play sunday against the bengals. Some highlights tonight. Cowboys and vikings, a game you saw here at nbc. Cowboys down three but in the red zone. Ezekiel elliott, possible mvp candidate, polishes off the drive with the score. Back come bradford and the vikings. With just a few ticks left, look at this. Absolutely airmails the twopoint conversion, bradford claiming a blow to the head. It looked like it was one, but the cowboys hold on for the victory, 1715, their 11th straight win. Flyers north of the border this evening visiting the senators. Claude giroux, born in near byhurst, ontario. 20 in the second. Injury r no score in the third. We go to o. T. Jake voracek sets up the onetimer. Forget about it. Flyers come back from two down to beat the senators 32 in o. T. We turn to the sixers now. Joel embiid was named eastern conference rookie of the month today. Embiid will play tomorrow night in the front half of backtoback games for the sixers. The rookie will be under his new 28minute restriction against the magic but will not play in saturdays game against the celtic. Also the team recalled another big fella. Ener lens noel is back from the dleag dleague. Hes been rehabbing from a knee injury. How about this . John kruk will join the Phillies Broadcast Team next sneeng. Th kruk replaces mat stairs, who was hired as the phillys hitting coach last month. No word yet on how many games kruk will be on for with the phillies. The 55yearold played six seasons, was an integral part of the team that went to the world series. That is your look at sports. Im Danny Pommells, csn. Well be right back. With simply right checking from santander bank, just make one deposit, payment, withdrawal, or transfer each month to waive the monthly fee. And theres no minimum balance. Youre alright with simply right checking from santander bank. Are you feeling alright, baby . tis the season for family holiday photos. Check out this family saying Merry Christmas from the back of a pickup truck there. Looking really festive in their plaid. We want to see your christmas photos. Use the nbcholiday. They left it out here. Nbc10holiday. Thanks, sheena. Dont have the glasses on. You can use that hashtag at what is it . Nbc10holiday. On twitter and instagram. Then watch us on tv to see some Holiday Family photos and jim trying to read the teleprompter. It is christmas time in rittenhouse square. They flipped the switch on the Christmas Tree there. That i can see. More than 5,000 multicolored bulbs that i just counted lit up that tree. Philly pops were on hand to entertain the crowd. We have our big Tree Lighting tomorrow night, 7 00. Should be great weather . Yes. Have the jacket if youre heading to the Tree Lighting. Its going to be a fantastic evening for it. A little windy during the day and as we go through the sunset hours, youll notice the temperatures quickly dropping. Ready for it. Thats nbc news. Thanks for staying up late for it. Have a great night. Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests emma stone. Jeffrey dean morgan. Musical guest, kacey musgraves. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 582 pennsylvania steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey Everyone Welcome thank you very much thank you very much. Hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. Welcome welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. Thats the show. [ cheers and applause ] the tonight show. This is it. Thank you for being here. Heres what everybodys talking about. Of course, the Holiday Season is in full swing, and i saw that macys has hired over 80,000 seasonal employees. Yeah. So, good news, the busiest shopping time of the year is being run by people who have had exactly one day of training. [ laughter and applause ] so, thats good. So you you want the wrapping on the outside of the box . [ laughter ] im just saying you didnt ask me for that. Just doing my job. [ laughter ] actually, american businesses added a total of 216,000 jobs over the last month, as stores hire workers for the holidays. And this is nice, i heard that mall santas are now able to have their checks direct deposited right to the liquor store. [ cheers and applause ] isnt that nice . Isnt that sweet . Its a nice its a sweet thing for the holidays. Of course, Rockefeller Center is jammed with people here to see the Christmas Tree. [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. Isnt it beautiful . If you go outside, you hear the festive sounds of jingle bells, holiday music, and every parent yelling, stay with me [ laughter and applause ] stay with me, dont no, i cant carry you. I dont i dont know if they have a bathroom. Does anthropologie have a a bathroom . I dont know. Ill just buy a dish towel. [ laughter ] get to some news here, i saw that donald trump is considering sarah palin to be his secretary of veterans affairs. Yeah. Palin says shes great at helping veterans, and john mccain was like, wrong. [ cheers and applause ] yesterday, jill stein officially requested a hand recount of 4. 8 million ballots in michigan. But donald trump says hes going to fight it, by shouting out other numbers while theyre trying to count. [ laughter ] 70. 19. Start back at 1. This is interesting, i heard that a new study found that celebrity endorsements actually tend to put off customers and hurt sales. Tariq thats right, jimmy. Thats why i dont endorse anything. [ light laughter ] jimmy good for you. Good for you, tariq. Tariq i wont sell out to the man. You cant buy me, jimbo. [ laughter ] jimmy uh, okay. Tariq thats right. You cant buy me, but you can buy my new grill. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the tariqi torch personal grill. Jimmy oh, wow. Tariq its like the George Foreman grill, except it doesnt let all the grease slide out where its wasted. cause grease is the word, you heard . Here, let me demonstrate. Jimmy no, tariq, im sorry. Wait a second. Im so, so sorry here, but what are you doing . Tariq not now, jimmy. See, the tariqi torch personal grill keeps all the fat trapped right on top of your hot meats. That means more flavor for you to savor. It makes grilling easy, peasy, and greasy. Take it from me, tareezy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tareezy . Tariq thats right, jeezy. Jimmy all right. Well, can i at least get one of those burgers . Tariq no. This thing takes about three hours to heat up. This is this is just prop meat. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy prop meat . Give it up for tareezy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you did something different. Yeah. Hey, guys, of course football season is in full swing and i saw that the nfl has been trying new ways to make watching football more fun. Yeah. And i dont know if youve noticed this, but the referee calls are now all autotuned. [ laughter ] i think its pretty catchy. Take a look at this. False start offense number eight five yard penalty third down off sides defense number 95 Holding Number 64 that penaltys declined rushing the passer number 94 defense that penaltys accepted 15 yards first down [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first down. First down. Oh, i thought this was pretty cute. Michael phelps shared a video where he gives his sixmonthold baby his first swim lesson. [ audience aws ] i gotta say, the kid really seems to have his dads focus. Take a look at this photo here. Look at this baby. [ laughter and applause ] check this out. I saw that playdoh has a new app that lets kids 3d scan their creations, and show them on their ipad. While kids said, hey, if i have an ipad, why would i be wasting my time with playdoh . [ laughter and applause ] its an ipad. Some news for pet owners. The fda just released a a statement saying that Secondhand Smoke from cigarettes can be harmful to pets, just like it is to people. Youll know when you smoke too much, when your parrot is like, polly wants you to crack a a window. [ laughter and applause ] and wheres paul with the damn crackers . And finally, this is one of those videos we saw online that just really made us laugh. Its these two italian grandparents that are facetiming with their granddaughter. And shes walking to the library home from the library, or something. I guess she was walking alone and her grandparents were not happy about this. But check this out. Whats the matter . My god, gaby, what are you, crazy . New york to new jersey my ass. See, you got grandma upset. What did i do . Oh, my god. Shes gone see, thats the library. Where . Thats the library. Listen. The library. Why dont you walk with somebody . Shes frozen oh no, shes not. Oh yes, she is. What is she doing outside . Shes in the library. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy shes at the liberry we have a great show tonight, you guys. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody. Welcome, welcome. Its been a great week so far. And theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, our pal Chelsea Handler will be here. [ cheers ] john legend. John legend will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and were all going to play a a game of charades, so be sure to tune in for that, and of course thank you notes. So its going to be a good show tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] tune in. But first, we have a big show tonight. Shes getting tons of award buzz for her fantastic performance in the new movie, la la land. Its a musical. Shes unbelievable in this in this picture. Man, oh man. Emma stone is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy just amazing. Just i cant wait to to talk to her. Later in the show, emma and i are going to play a singing edition of the whisper challenge. Steve oh. Jimmy plus from the walking dead, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] people love walking dead. Oh, and we have great, great, Great Holiday music from kacey musgraves. Look at this. [ cheers and applause ] a very kacey christmas. Nice green vinyl. Steve green vinyl. Jimmy oh la la, green vinyl. Ho, ho, ho. Steve green vinyl jimmy guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy now this is a this is a game that we play on twitter, where i send out the topic, and you send in the tweets. So, since its the Holiday Season, and soon people will be having their Office Christmas parties, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called officepartyfail. [ light laughter ] we got a ton of great ones, so now id like to share my Favorite Office party fail tweets from you guys. Here we go. This first ones from barneys5. She says, a coworker was so drunk, our boss had to get her out. We put her in a cab. She got out at the next street and came back. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy partys not over. Lauras back. Steve [ vomiting sound ] [ laughter ] jimmy [ slurring ] back with a vengeance. In 3d. This ones from garvey1977. He says, i woke up with a a bruised knee and flashbacks of performing the worm in front of all the company executives. [ laughter and applause ] i think i did the worm. I think i did the worm last night. Steve at least i hope i did the worm. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, you did the worm all right. [ laughter ] this is steve worm. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from abbotlucas. He says, my coworker mooned the camera in the party photo booth, not realizing all the photos would be put on facebook the next day. [ laughter ] hey, whos the bald guy . Whos the bald twins that work here . I dont know. [ laughter ] this ones from cagirlinadcworld. Steve cagirlinadcworld. Jimmy she says, i had never been to a sushi restaurant. I was eating edamame and realized that i was eating the ones people had already chewed. [ audience ohs ] steve nice [ laughter and applause ] steve ew jimmy ew ew, thats so gross i hate edamame [ laughter ] tastes like saliva [ laughter ] i cant believe you did the worm last night [ laughter ] this ones from kdubs117. She says, our christmas bonus was a 25 gift card to the place we worked. [ audience oohs ] steve the company store. Jimmy yeah, scrooge, man. This ones from everyonesayimboss. He says, wore a red shirt and black tie to our christmas dinner party. Turns out, so did the wait staff. Steve oh. Jimmy at least you leave him a tip. [ applause ] [ light laughter ] i cant believe i did the worm last night. This last ones from soytodobueno. He says, we had a pinata. Instead of candy, we filled it with minibottles of booze. Alcohol and glass flew everywhere. Thats a nightmare. There you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtag. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with emma stone [ cheers and applause ] hi. How can i help . Rick is my favorite customer. Hes trying something new today. Im making a spiced sweet cream cold brew. You get that cold sensation holding the cup but then when you drink it down, it warms your body up. Gonna see if thisll warm him up a little bit more than the regular iced coffee. Being in love with anyour best friend. Is everything. Ever us. One diamond for your best friend. One for your true love. For the one woman, whos both. Ever us. Available at kay, jared and zales. I. Marvel studios. And im an executive producer at. If my office becomes a plane or an airport the. Surface pros perfect. Fast and portable but also light. You dont do this 14 hours a day, 7 days a week. If you dont feel it in your heart. No. They come from thes come stomach. Heart. Give the gift of quality time with an applebees gift card. And receive a 10 bonus card for yourself. Only at applebees. No intention of adopting. Er, he was the very last kennel in the very last row. Emaciated. He was skin and bones. Usually what you see in neglected dogs. It was one of those complete, meanttobe moments. I totally fell in love with him. avo through the subaru share the love event, weve helped the aspca save nearly thirty thousand animals so far. Get a new subaru, and well donate another two hundred and fifty dollars to help those in need. Put a little love in your heart. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an Academy Awardnominated actress who stars alongside ryan gosling in the new movie la la land, which opens in select theaters december 9th and everywhere december 16th. You must see this film. Shes so great. Everyones great. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely and talented emma stone [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, welcome back. You look gorgeous. Thank you. Jimmy thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. Jimmy and i want to get into the movie so we can talk about this, because im just flipping out about it. It looks so great. I saw it the other night, and its like, its just unbelievable. Aw. Jimmy so, just i cant even no words. Anyway, i have to say words. Thank you. Jimmy yeah. Thank you. Jimmy youre hosting saturday night live for the third time this weekend. Yes. Jimmy thats the best. Yes. Jimmy i love that youre back. Its so fun. Jimmy yeah. And its been five years since i was there, so it feels like a its really, its really exciting to be back. Jimmy the last time i saw you was at the saturday night live 40th. Yes. Jimmy which was unbelievable. Actually insane. Jimmy that whole day that you said was crazy because you were also doing chicago . Cabaret. Jimmy cabaret. I was doing cabaret. Jimmy sorry. I mean, kind of, like, same era. Jimmy starts with a c. It starts with a c, same era. [ laughter ] it was my last day of cabaret, and the so the matinee then they, like, took me out of sally bowles and put me in, kind of, Roseanne Roseannadanna. Jimmy oh, i remember that. And then, i came to the 40th. Jimmy theres a picture of you and tina and amy and jane curtin. Mmhmm. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go. I mean, come on, dude. Dude how fun i mean, and you were amazing in that. I go, oh, how fun. No, you were. It was so good. No, it was just nice to do a a tribute to her, but i would not say that i have a very good Roseanne Roseannadanna impression. Jimmy yes, you do. But, it was such an insane day because i was, like, just ending the play and then being there and looking around, and they were it was,

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