And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 598 uruguay. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, look at how good you are. Wow. Hi. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, oh my gosh. Hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome everybody to the tonight show. This is it. This is the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] so happy youre all here. Heres what people are talking about you guys. Of course tomorrow is Christmas Eve. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of a lot of last minute shopping. Well get this. I read that a lot of people actually get Plastic Surgery during the holiday season. [ laughter ] that way no matter what present you get, you always look surprised. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] socks. I love socks. I mean, i hate socks but at this point i wish i had a a different emotion i could make. [ laughter ] i read that this christmas it is legal to give marijuana as a a gift in eight states. [ cheers and applause ] or as santa put it, dont forget about your boy. [ laughter and applause ] i get milk and cookies in 42 other states. If i get the munchies, come on. [ laughter ] you guys, this is cool. For the first time in almost 40 years Christmas Eve and the first night of hanukkah fall on the same day this year. [ cheers and applause ] its a pretty big deal. And i think you know what that means. Its time for Christmas Eve first day of hanukkah. Christmas eve first night of hanukkah Christmas Eve first night of hanukkah trim the tree maccabee brand new socks dreidels and locks lights lights elf spin the dreidel jesus and cradle rabbi with a beard santa looking weird christmas hanukkah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy actually, this is pretty interesting. A recent study found that making small talk at work can decrease productivity in the office. Tariq i know thats right. Are you joking hard or hardly jerking. [ laughter ] jimmy hardly jerking . Tariq how the hell you doing, jim bo . [ laughter ] jimmy hey, tariq, what are you doing here . Why arent you over there . Whats going on buddy . Tariq i had a little down time during the monologue. [ laughter ] so i thought i would make my way over here and spread some year to close out the cheer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thats all right. I got it covered, man. Tariq hey, you hear about this new pokemon go craze . [ laughter ] jimmy wait a minute. I think that was like back in july. [ laughter ] tariq everyones playing it, walking around, bumping into things. Hey, do you know what i want to call it . Pokemon go away, right . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy man, youre like six months late on that joke. But, hey. Tariq yeah, man. Its good though. Its fun. Its good and fun. Which is good. Were having fun. Were having good all good, all fun. [ laughter ] its fun. Jimmy okay . Well, hey. Thanks a lot tariq. I appreciate it. Tariq did you see the new batman versus superman movie . [ laughter ] jimmy that was come on. That was like ten months ago. That was. Tariq yeah, well apparently its three hours long. So youve got your batman and you got superman. [ laughter ] and you got your sleepy man. You know . [ cheers and applause ] may the snore be with you, right . [ laughter ] jimmy thats a thats a a star wars tariq did you see when i was fake snoring . Pretty funny, right . [ light laughter ] jimmy i guess, yeah. Tariq james likes it. I do not like that. [ light laughter ] tariq all righty then. Well, i better hop back on the santas sleigh. Aka my stool and microphone. Aka getting back to my roots. [ cheers and applause ] Merry Christmas and a happy brew year [ cheers and applause ] jimmy brew year . Tariq, your microphones that way. Tariq and to all a good night. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what is he doing . Finally, everybody, if you are a dog owner you should listen to this. I read about a new marijuanainfused dog biscuit. [ laughter ] yeah. Theyre designed to relieve your dogs stress. Or as people will be saying halfway through christmas, hey, what flavor are those dog biscuits . Hey, dont forget about your boy. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know that song. Man oh man. That was a great one. Guys, we have a we have a a great show tonight. Hes a fantastic actor from the new movie patterson, adam driver is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what a great guy. Steve super great guy. Jimmy good actor. You worked with him on saturday night live. Steve a delight. He was a delight. Jimmy he was, right . He was great on our show, too. Plus from popular youtube series good mythical morning and rhett and links buddy system, rhett and link are joining us. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre the biggest thing on the web right now. And theyre nice guys, too. Were going to do something fun with them later in the show. So stick around for that. And we have Great Holiday music from r. Kelly. Ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] i know what they want. Thats what im talking about. 12 nights of christmas. [ cheers and applause ] guys, we have exactly one show left before we go on christmas break which means it is time for that beloved tonight show tradition. It is time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. 12 days of christmas sweaters one day left [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, thats right. Every night for the past 11 shows weve been giving one lucky audience member an extraordinary christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. And now [ cheers and applause ] since this is the last day lets open the last door, door number one. [ cheers and applause ] working hard or hardly [ laughter ] it takes a lot of finesse. Jimmy all right. Here we go. There we go. Door number one. Here we go, guys. Oh, thats it right there. [ cheers and applause ] whoa, whoa, wow. [ cheers and applause ] hey. Its interactive, a lot of fun. Lets see whos going to go home with the last christmas sweater. Everyone [ cheers and applause ] everyone look at your seat number. Look at your seat number. If i call your number, i need you to jump up. Let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll, please . [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number . This is a good one. [ cheers and applause ] [ drum roll ] questlove 415. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi. How are you . Fantastic. Here, you can hold this. Thats for you. What is your name . Mikayla. Jimmy mikayla, where are you from . Sydney, australia. Jimmy no way. Thats fantastic. [ light laughter ] we love australia. Thats right. We air in australia. Do you see us in australia . Yeah, of course. Jimmy really . Oh, gosh. We love australia. Ive never been. Im dying to go. You should come. Jimmy i know. Everyone i have met from australia is super nice. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Its really nice. Jimmy im a little scared because there are sharks. Yeah, i know exactly. [ laughter ] yeah, they are scary. Jimmy theres snakes, too, right . There are. Lots of them. Jimmy and then, are there are there spiders . Lots of spiders. Jimmy right . Huntsmans, yeah. Jimmy yeah, huntsmans, yeah. And they hide, like, where . They hide like, in your pool and stuff . Dont they hide in the pool . So you go swimming, you could either get bit by a shark or a a spider. Exactly. [ laughter ] jimmy anyway, its fun. Australia, no i dont mean to knock it. Yeah. But i cant wait to go to check it out. But it gets chilly there, right . Yeah. Jimmy maybe sometimes really late at night. [ laughter ] cold . Yeah. Look at this guy right here. Do you have anything like this . No, nothing. [ laughter ] jimmy would you like to try it on . I would love to. Jimmy yeah, this will be fun here. Here you go. Oh, thank you. Jimmy oh, please, please. Oh, man. This is great. Yep. Its worth the work. Because [ laughter ] once its on, youll get it. Yeah, youll get it. Oh, yeah, yeah. This already. I can feel this. Oh, this is [ cheers and applause ] can we dim the lights a little bit . Can we take the lights down . Look at this thing. Take the lights down a little bit. Look at this. Is that not beautiful . Come on. Look at that. Thats fantastic. Look. Come on. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Thank you so much. Say hi to everyone in australia. I will. Jimmy yeah, ill see you soon. Thanks, pal. Come on. Fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] congrats again to our lucky audience member. Stick around. Well be right back with thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] okay evethats a wrap wrap . i forgot to wrap my presents i forgot to get presents what . No, no, no what do we do . Dont worry guys hey siri, is target the place to get last minute deals . 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[ light laughter ] steve wow. Hes serene. Jimmy yeah, he is. Thank you, santa claus, for being like the rest of americans and doing all of your work on the last night before its due. [ laughter and applause ] steve ho, ho what . [ mumbling ] steve dont forget your boy. [ laughter ] jimmy this is like one of the horns he has. Steve yeah. Jimmy dont forget your boy. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, menorahs for looking like a spider thats raising the roof. [ laughter and applause ] steve dont forget your boy. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, jesus, for never complaining that your birthday falls on christmas. [ laughter and applause ] a lot of people do that. And he doesnt do it. Steve i know. He doesnt have to jimmy if he doesnt do it why should you guys . Come on. Steve hes the best. Jimmy thank you, people who give you wine as a gift for basically saying i know nothing about you, but you seem like you drink a lot. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you, Christmas Eve for being the one night each year when we excitedly tell our kids to go to bed because a home intruder is coming. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you can lock the doors if you want. You can lock the doors if you want. Hes coming somehow. [ light laughter ] thank you, ugly christmas sweaters, or as those were called in the 80s, sweaters. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not bad. Jimmy thank you, 2 2017 new years glasses for basically saying i know it doesnt logically make sense. But we know you are still going to buy us. [ cheers and applause ] there you guys have it. Those are our thank you notes. Well be right back with adam driver. [ cheers and applause ] he makes the e a little twistier. [whispering] oh, yeah youre right. Whats going on . Nothing. Dear santa, i want a lexus rx f sport. And a puppy. If youre going to wish, wish big at the lexus december to remember sales event. 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The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Can you say thanks nicoderm cq . Every great why needs a great how. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a very talented actor. He plays kylo ren in one of the biggest movies of all time star wars the force awakens. Starting next week you can see him in the new movie patterson, which is in select theaters december 28th. Everyone, please welcome adam driver. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look at this. [ inaudible ] ooh, yeah. Thats what im talking right there. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Thank you for coming back to the show. Oh yeah. Jimmy congrats on all the massive success. Oh, my gosh. I have known your work through some films, girls. And i saw you in but i have never seen you interviewed before. And then when i first met you, we talked here. I was sick. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, i was talking like i had been yelling a lot. Jimmy you were almost like yeah, yeah. Jimmy its great to see you. [ light laughter ] and i go, oh thats interesting. Thats how he talks. You know, thats cool. Like, kind of saves his voice for his performance. [ laughter ] and youre funny and charming. We talked. It was great. And then when we went to commercial you go, i apologize for my voice. Oh, i thought that was just your voice. I had no idea. [ light laughter ] so, i apologize. But thank you for being here. No, no, im sorry. Theres a kermit the frog, you know, thing that happened. Jimmy no, it was like a a laryngitis thing. But it was anyways, i really appreciate you coming on when you were sick. Youre a trooper. Yeah. But youre not a stormtrooper. [ light laughter ] oh boy. Ooh, god. I know, im sorry. I apologize. Thats okay. Jimmy yeah. Star wars the force awakens. Walk me through what its like getting the role. Its a lifechanger. Yeah. I didnt really know that it was going to be a life changer. You cant really, i think, predict of whats going to happen. You know, the kids are really great. You know, the costumes and halloween. That makes it kind of fun. And christmas, you know. But i dont know, its hard to jimmy yeah, people are giving you as christmas presents. Yeah, right, yeah. Your face. And i give it to people too, because i think its funny. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats why not . I would do that. Give it to my adult male friends. Pictures of myself. [ laughter ] jimmy thats very nice of you, yeah. But i mean, this is, you get cast in the film and you do the its all secretive. Right, yeah. Jimmy but then youre part of the star wars family. This is giant. Yeah, very surreal. Jimmy its got to be exciting and fun. I dont know. From the news, too. When they get the job, they like ive never gotten a job where they announce it on the news, you know . Jimmy you know thats a big deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy our top story tonight, bob got hired at home depot in new york. [ laughter ] good for bob. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy well, you did such a a great job. And i think youre just handling all the fame and success perfectly. Oh, thank you. Jimmy you did a great job on saturday night live. Oh, thanks. Jimmy everyone there says you did a great job. Yeah, they were amazing. Jimmy they love you, yeah. Lets talk about this new film here, its called patterson. Jim jarmusch directed it. Who youve met. Jimmy i love jim jarmusch. Hes just the coolest ever. Hes got the cool hair. Hes just fun. I forget even where i met him. He told me he pitched you an idea repeatedly where i think when you were working on saturday night live. Jimmy yeah. Maybe it was in snl parties. Billy bob thornton, his idea. I dont know if Billy Bob Thornton was even hosting. He had an idea, that if he ever did, that he would do antiques road show where you would be the host and he would bring like old lawn furniture. [ light laughter ] like whats it do . And every time i tell him that im seeing, you hes like, tell him i told him about this idea that i had. [ light laughter ] jimmy we had hourlong conversation, if not six hours long about the sketch. Im not even sure. I dont remember what the idea of the sketch was. Thats it. Jimmy but i dont play billy bob. No, no. Billy bob plays billy bob. Jimmy yes, we were hoping that he hosed. Okay, right. Jimmy i dont know. He was jim was hoping billy bob hosted. Right. Jimmy and if he hosted, i would do this antiques road show sketch with him. Yeah. All he would say is the one line. [ talking over each other ] jimmy whats this do . Whats it do . [ laughter ] where you would just keep bringing him stuff and thats what he would just keep saying. Jimmy whats it do . Anyways, tell jim that im working on it still. Well figure it out and ill get billy bob to do that sketch. But this guy i mean, hes brilliant. If you dont know jim jamusch, hes fantastic. 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