And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 603, New Hampshire steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about hi welcome welcome, everybody. Hello. Hello. Thank you for being here. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Youre here its a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be fun tonight. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. Were just a few days away from Donald Trumps inauguration and i saw that trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for 79. Boo woo jimmy i know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt. But just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in america. I mean that would be [ cheers and applause ] steve a lot of money. Jimmy china. China. Actually i read that donald trump raised a record 90 million in private donations to pay for his inauguration. Trump said, just another 10 million and we can cover my appearance fee. [ laughter ] this is kind of weird. Did you see this on Chris Matthews hardball . Hardball with Chris Matthews a reporter was talking about russia hacking the election. When there was some sort of glitch on the on the on the screen. And it was just a weird moment. But this is what was actually on the tv. We didnt doctor this at all. But take a look at this. Theres now a big impediment. When you hear general mattis, today. Mike pompeo the cia director. Almost swearing that theyre going to be hardliners on russia, russia, russia, russia, russia, russia, russia, russia, russia, russia jimmy actually i think they cut it off the glitch a little too soon. Heres the full version. Steve really . Almost swearing that theyre going to be hardliners on russia, russia, russia, russia, russia. Ladies and gentlemen i would like to make this very clear. Russia is in charge. Russia is in charge. Thank you for your attention. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im a little suspicious right there. Lets get to some sports here. Last night the Green Bay Packers beat the Dallas Cowboys [ cheers ] in the nfl playoffs by kicking a gamewinning field goal as time expired. The packers were so excited they promised the kicker theyd learn his name before their next game. No, no. Great job, great job, man youre the best, buddy [ laughter ] this is pretty funny here. I read about a man in virginia who paid the dmv his 3,000 fine in pennies. [ laughter ] it took the workers 12 hours to count them all. [ laughter ] and that line still moved faster than the one you were in waiting in at the dmv. [ cheers ] this windows closed. The windows closed finally some tv news. Last night, the young pope premiered on hbo. Yeah, you can tell this pope is young because when people say, forgive me father for i have sinned. He just goes, kay. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, everybody. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Welcome to the show. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for watching. It is monday. Were so happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow Night Academy awardnominated actor Michael Keaton will be here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love Michael Keaton. Love that dude. We have Something Special planned with him. Be sure to tune in for that. Plus later this week, james mcavoy. We have aziz ansari. [ cheers and applause ] we have james spader. [ cheers and applause ] theyre all joining us. Then great week for music. Oh, my goodness. This week we have performances from kings of leon. [ cheers and applause ] theyre my dudes. The xx [ cheers and applause ] and what i think this song will be nominated for a grammy, for song of the year. Death of a bachelor by panic at the disco. Do you know that song . [ cheers and applause ] steve very good. Very good. Jimmy i think so [ cheers and applause ] of course i dont vote for the grammys. I have nothing do with the Grammys Steve but jimmy but i really think that they should, yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy hey, do i vote for the grammys . I could, probably . Right . Steve yeah, yeah. You were nominated. Jimmy i won one. Questlove you won. Jimmy i won a grammy. Yeah, yeah. Im part of the academy. Steve hey, get out and vote. Jimmy thats not thats not what theyre talking about. Steve what . Thats not what theyre talking about . Jimmy maybe i will. Yes, ill get out there and vote. We won a grammy for our comedy album, blow your pants off. Steve yeah [ applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy that was not my butt, that was a stunt butt. Steve that was a stunt butt. Yeah. Jimmy a lot of people ask that question. Steve yeah. Jimmy theres a lot of you got to keep those dudes working, man. Steve yeah. Stunt butts. Jimmy you got no one uses stunt butts, anymore. Steve no, i know. Its a dying art. Jimmy you go, ah, i dont care. I dont care to be naked. Steve yeah. Jimmy its just the way the lord made me. You go, yeah, but how bout the stunt butts out there . Theyre trying to make a a living. Steve the whole industry. Stunt but industry is going downhill. [ laughter ] shipping it out. Jimmy off the record, well never air this. How much money did you lose in the stunt butt industry . Steve off the record . Jimmy off the record. Well never steve this year alone jimmy yeah. Steve i lost, 480,000. Jimmy wait, higgins, its just its only january. Steve this year. Jimmy just this year alone. Steve yeah. Jimmy 2017. Steve [ inaudible ] this year. Jimmy this is a problem. Steve thats a lot of money. Jimmy youve got to change your business manager. Steve you dont want to know what i lost in other years. Jimmy no, this is just awful. Steve the whole industrys flawed, it has a crack in it. Jimmy guys we have [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] i knew that was coming. Why did i know that was coming . Thats so good. Guys, we have a great show tonight. Its always fun when this guy stops by. I love this guy. The hardest working man in show business from fox nfl sunday, Michael Strahan is here [ cheers and applause ] always fun. Always cool. Michael and i are playing a a game of pyramid later in the show. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy yeah, because, he hosts the new pyramid. Steve yeah. Jimmy and hes fantastic at it. He just got picked up for a a second season. I think, questlove, you and i are teaming up, right . Questlove yeah. Jimmy yeah, have we ever played weve never played pyramid before have we . Questlove yes, we have. Jimmy were we good . Questlove you tell me. Jimmy did we win . Did we win . Questlove no. [ laughter ] jimmy but we had you know who is our buddy that always comes on. Whats his name . Nick jonas. Questlove yeah. Jimmy he comes on, and he always plays games. And hes terrible at games. Steve yeah. Jimmy but, he loves doing it. He goes, oh, ill do whatever. Steve yeah. Jimmy hell play. Hes a good sport. And, remember we it was the worst pyramid ive ever played, ever. Questlove yeah. Really he knew nothing. Jimmy he knew nothing. Steve he knew none of your references. Jimmy he looked like hes afraid, just was on earth for the first time. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy its like playing with mork. Steve yeah. Jimmy it was like playing with mork. I go it was like, mob movies and i was like, say, hello to my little you know, no idea what i said. Questlove yeah. Jimmy give him an offer, he cant refuse. He goes, i have no idea. I go pass and i was like, say hello to my little friend. Questlove yeah. Jimmy he goes, i have no clue. I go [ laughter ] it was unbelievable. Anyways, this should be better, well be good. Were playing against yeah. Questlove i hope so. Jimmy yeah no. Plus, she stars in the new movie gold. Oh, my gosh. Bryce dallas howard is stopping by [ cheers and applause ] we love her, too. Shes great. Stars in that movie with Matthew Mcconaughey, its good. And weve got great music. Oh, my gosh we love her, bebe rexha is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it is a fullon i got you. I got you. I got you. Shes amazing. Its a fullon concert. I mean, this setup is awesome. It is fantastic tonight. I like this cover right here, too. Its i did this photo shoot with her. [ laughter ] steve oh, yeah . I thought those tattoos looked familiar. Jimmy yeah, thats steve yeah. Jimmy normally i would have let the hair grow in. Steve yeah. Jimmy but normally, when my heads shaved, you can see yeah. She was like, bebe was like, what are you doing right now . Steve oh yeah. Jimmy i was like what am i doing . Im doing im hosting the show, the tonight show. Steve right. Jimmy shes got like three hours to do a photo shoot. Im like, what do i have to do . She goes, take your shirt off. Steve right. [ inaudible ] jimmy yeah, thats every photoshoot. Steve yeah. Jimmy i already assumed steve yeah. Jimmy i already assumed that was going to happen. Steve youre like lucky jimmy im like, what are you going to do . Shes like, ill just caress your neck just for like a a couple of minutes. And its you cant even really tell its me. Steve right, but you know what . I can tell. [ laughter ] jimmy can you tell now . Steve there you go [ cheers and applause ] every time you show that cover, thats money in stunt butts pocket. Jimmy so guys, a lot of news organizations rely on polls to determine how regular americans feel about certain political issues, laws, things like that. But the polling industry, not unlike the stunt butt industry. Steve big head. Jimmy theyre always trying to remain relevant. Steve yeah. Jimmy so theyve been releasing a lot of new polls about all sorts of things. Ill show you what i mean in our new segment tonight show polls. Here we go. Tonight show polls jimmy this first poll asked what is your primary source of health care . 10 said a private insurer. 20 said obamacare. 70 said looking up stuff on webmd and then freaking out about it. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, yeah. Jimmy my parents do that. Steve yep. Jimmy this next poll asks, should weed be legal everywhere . [ cheers ] 15 said, no. 25 said, yes. 60 said, depends. Are you a cop . If you are legally you have to tell me. Like that is a rule. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah, thatd be cool. Jimmy that is the rule on tv. Yeah. This poll asks what do you do for exercise . 35 said, go to the gym. 15 said, play sports on the weekend. 50 said, walk those last couple of steps as the escalator approaches the top. [ cheers and applause ] they cant those three or four steps. Steve those three or four steps that makes a difference. Jimmy thatll do it. Steve yeah. Jimmy they count. I usually get nervous and just, hold still there. Steve i jump. Usually, i just jump. Jimmy i hold still i start walking backwards. Steve yeah, because youre afraid. Jimmy well i dread yeah. Steve youre dreading. Jimmy i wear earth shoes so my steve you wear unlaced earth shoes . Jimmy i wear unlaced earth shoes. So, the sole steve it goes up. Jimmy goes up. Steve so youre just sliding around, like a sled. Jimmy its a nightmare, but theyre very comfortable. I have to steve yeah, like a sled. Jimmy yeah. This one asked what is your favorite kind of milk . Steve ooh. Jimmy 97 said, whole. 2 said, 2 . [ laughter ] 1 said, 1 . And 0 said, skim. Steve ooh man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy 0 said skim. Ooh. Next they asked, name a hot couple you and your partner strive to be like. Steve ooh. Jimmy 30 said, jayz and beyonce. The other than 70 said, president obama and joe biden. Steve wow. Pew, pew, pew, pew. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this poll asked, what do you do when your phone battery gets to 20 . 30 said, stop what im doing look for a charger. 25 said, put it into low power mode 45 said, go down in a a blaze of instagram strolling fueled glory. [ cheers and applause ] like like like like [ cheers ] i like that photo man. This recent poll asked, who would you most like to see at Donald Trumps inauguration . 20 said three doors down. [ laughter ] steve yeah jimmy 30 said, toby keith. Steve wow. Jimmy 50 said a different president. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow, really . Jimmy thats interesting. Steve 50 . Jimmy i didnt even think about that. The last poll asked, do you think russia is hacking the u. S. . 50 said, yes. 50 said, nyet. Steve really . Jimmy thats all the time we have for tonight show polls. Stick around. 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You guys, our first guest is a a super bowl champion and a a member of the pro football hall of fame. Hes also [ barking ] [ laughter ] hold your barking . Hes also one of the hosts of fox nfl sunday. That was good. No barking. Which will air a special pregame show live from the super bowl in houston, texas. Thats going to be fun. On february 5th at 2 00 p. M. Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for my man, Michael Strahan [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love you, buddy. I love you guys, man. Jimmy welcome back to the show. And that hamilton mixtape, you all crushed it. I got to say. Jimmy they really did. [ cheers and applause ] well done. Jimmy talking about working hard. I know they work hard all the time, but, dude, they would finish our show and then go to the studio to work with linmanuel til like questlove 3 00. Jimmy at least 3 00 in the morning every night. How long do yours take . How long were you there . Jimmy five minutes. [ light laughter ] but its good. Hows the family . Everyone doing good . The girls good . Everybodys good, man. Twins are good. Kids are good. Jimmy you have a new addition to the family. Got a new addition. Got a dog. Jimmy this is a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] its a big dog, its a big deal. Well, you know, the girls have been bugging me for years about a dog. Jimmy yeah. And i kept saying no. I travel too much. So i finally i surprised them with a miniature golden doodle. [ cheers ] jimmy look at this. There are my girls with enzo. Thats his name. [ audience aws ] look at how cute your kids are so cute, too. Oh my gosh. Thank you. But its good, but enzos at the trainer now. Jimmy oh, a bad dog . Not a bad dog. Jimmy puppy. Six, eight weeks, a puppy. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, but the trainer is serious. First of all, he costs as much as, like, going to harvard. I didnt realize that. Jimmy i know. I want my kids to be dog trainers when they grow up. Yeah. [ laughter ] serious, man. Jimmy serious money, dude, yeah. But the lady gave jimmy not even trainers. Like, dog nannies. Yeah, seriously, you see somebody walking 12 dogs, im like, theyre getting paid. Jimmy paid, absolutely. But i got a list. What do you want your dog to do when it comes home . You know, i just want my dog to listen. Like, sit. Ring the bell when it needs to go to the bathroom. Youre going to say, clean up, and itll put its toys away. I mean, the dogs going to do more than my kids do. Jimmy thats crazy. Its crazy. Jimmy can you train your dog to ring a bell when it has to go out . Well, if it doesnt, a im sending it back. [ laughter ] jimmy no, thats not you cant do it no, no. Im keeping the dog, but hes gonna get it right. But now, the dog stays with me though. I love i love this dog. Jimmy you fell in love with the dog . I fell in love with the dog. I really did. Jimmy because at first, you were like, im gonna let the kids have their dog, and now you travel with the dog. No. I take the dog everywhere with me. [ light laughter ] daddy and the dog will be back. Jimmy yeah. Is there anything you wanted so bad as a kid you begged your parents for . Yeah, a bike. A bmx bike. Jimmy really . Yeah, back in 1983. Well, 82, 83 there was a cool kuwahara laserlite bmx bike. It was expensive. I think it was like 1,200 or so, back in the day. Jimmy really . They were really expensive. Jimmy oh, my gosh. And my dad said, if you earn half the money, ill pay the other half. So, i cut a lot of yards, i was a babysitter, i like did all kinds of random jobs. And i didnt think my dad thought i was gonna do it. Thats the only reason he made that deal. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. But i made 600 and i bought the bike. Jimmy you did . A cool bmx bike . I still have it to this day. Jimmy and this is true. You brought a picture of it. I thought that was awesome. You kept it . Yeah. I dont fit anymore. [ light laughter ] i had a piece of junk bike and it got stolen, and i cried. I was like 10 years old. So then i worked really hard. The first thing i ever really worked for and i keep it now to remind me of hard work. If you work hard you can pretty much get anything you want, achieve anything you want. And my mom, at one point said, why dont you give the bike to your son . And im like, because he didnt cut the grass [ light laughter ] get his own bike jimmy he cant touch that bike. He could have mowed as many lawns as i did. Thats mine jimmy absolutely. I want to talk about super bowl. Super bowl 51. Yes. Jimmy it airs february 5th on fox. Its in houston, texas. My hometown. Jimmy thats your hometown. Yeah. Jimmy thats a great place. Its a great place, great food. Jimmy yeah. You know, if youre a a football fan, i mean, or just a fan, its going to be a a great a