Dan rather musical guest, big sean and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 616, grand rapids yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Hey, thank you so much. Welcome, welcome, hi, how are you . Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] similar shirts in the audience. Very interesting. Can we get a shot of the double plaid guys, here . [ light laughter ] very similar shirts. Keep going back. Yeah, you see one plaid. One plaid, can you see two plaid . There they are. Almost identical shirts. Steve double plaid. Jimmy almost identical shirts. Guys, welcome to the tonight show. Welcome, seriously, thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] how fun. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, today is groundhog day. [ cheers ] i saw this morning, Punxsutawney Phil came out and saw his shadow, which means trump is going to start fights with six more countries. Steve geeze. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and you go, no you dont. No. You just go back in there. Trump is causing all kinds of trouble this week. In fact, i saw that israel just had to apologize to mexico, after their Prime Minister tweeted support for trumps border wall. [ light laughter ] so not only has trump failed to solve the middle east conflict, somehow hes dragged mexico in the middle of it. You go who would have saw that coming . [ applause ] what is of course, people are still reacting to Donald Trumps pick for the supreme court. Not only the person he chose, but theyre saying he actually brought more than one judge to washington for his announcement in order to build suspense. [ light laughter ] we actually have footage of the exact moment he made his decision. Check this out. I have selected an individual whose qualities define [ light laughter ] really, and i mean closely define what were looking for. Judge gorsuch. [ applause ] steve awe. Jimmy so close. Steve that close. Oh man. Jimmy and White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer announced that four reporters would receive skype seats for press briefings rather than being there in person. Spicer said he picked the four reporters at random. Then said, cnn, buzzfeed, new york times, and telemundo. Just random random names. [ applause ] steve random. Jimmy get this. In a recent interview president trumps longtime doctor revealed that trump takes the hair growth drug, propecia. [ light laughter ] that might explain this recent commercial i saw. Take a look at this. Propecia is the number one recommended medication that grows healthy looking hair for men. Ask your doctor if propecia is right for you. Side effects may include dry mouth, headache, iritability, obsessing over the size of certain crowds, excessive bleeding, necktie elongation, a a four hour erection at the mere mention of russia, and shrinking of the hands. [ laughter and applause ] steve now it makes sense. I didnt get it before. Jimmy thats a lot of side effects. Steve a lot of side effects. Jimmy theres a a lot of side effects. Steve theres a lot. Jimmy yeah. Steve theres not just one. [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, guys, i saw that hooters is opening a new chain of restaurant called hoots. [ cheers ] hoots, where theyre ditching their revealing outfits. Theyre going to have male servers and they just went out of business. [ laughter and applause ] anyway that was nice of them. And theyre called applebees. All right. [ light laughter ] finally this is pretty cool. It was announced yesterday that the 2020 summer olympics in tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cell phones. Well, theyre going to make the olympic torch out of a samsung galaxy. [ applause ] come on we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots, right there [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, welcome. Oh, welcome tonight hey, can we get a shot of the two people wearing plaid . The matching plaid is very i saw two people. You guys, do you guys know each other at all . Do you [ light laughter ] can you stand up and just get together . Can i just see what it looks like together . [ cheers and applause ] thats pretty cool. Pretty awesome. Looking pretty good. Who else has plaid on . Anyone else wearing plaid tonight . Can we maybe just get over here. Steve oh, my god. These two guys. Jimmy can we get just come on down here if youre wearing a plaid shirt. I think its [ laughter ] yeah, come over here, yeah. Come on over. Hey, how are you . Thats great. Come on over, yeah. If you have a plaid shirt, come on down. Lets get over lets just gather over here. I think this makes sense. Just to see whats happening. Hey, they get to know each other. Hey, how you doing, man . All right. Steve oh my god. Jimmy nice to see you. Hey, how you doing . Pleasure. How are you, buddy . Nice to see you, man. How you doing man . Im doing okay. How are you . Jimmy hey man, hows it going . All good . Steve [ inaudible ] jimmy hey like your shirt. Thumbs up. Hey, how are you doing . Good, how are you . This wasnt planned. Jimmy oh i see what youre saying. What . Yeah, youre close enough to plaid. Yeah, thats a tight plaid. Yeah. How you doing . Yeah. Thats pretty good. I didnt think you could do that. Its a sweatshirt. Jimmy yeah, its like thats not plaid. Get out of here. Get our of here checker. Thats checkered. That is checkered and you know it. Nice try. Hey, maybe take the jacket off just so we can see all this plaid. Get together. Its going to be is that oh wait, hold on, everybody. Steve oh yeah, hold on. Jimmy whats happening . Steve weve got a plaid scarf. Jimmy oh hold on. Somethings oh, wow. Yeah, thats a yeah, come on, you can come in in the middle, yeah absolutely. Ill give you that. You have boots and scarf. Hi, how, are you . Hey, how are you . Lets get together here. Make an epic selfie. Just come in closer, closer, closer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is good. [ cheers and applause ] yes one, two, three, plaid thank you, guys. Hey, enjoy the show. Thank you for being here. Appreciate it. Thank you. Plaid night. Thank you, buddy, nice to see you. Nice seeing you, buddy. Take care, pal. Nice to see you, buddy, hey. I snuck you in there, buddy, you know that. [ laughter ] he wasnt really wearing plaid. Jimmy he was just a nice guy. Steve you should have like, plaid to meet you. Jimmy yeah, plaid to meet you, dude. Steve yeah. Jimmy plaid night here, as always. Steve yeah, as always. Jimmy february 2nd. Steve is always plaid. Jimmy you know what night it is in america. Its plaid night. Steve what night is it . Jimmy plaid night steve plaid night [ chanting ] jimmy plaid night [ chanting ] jimmy plaid steve plaid night [ chanting ] plaid. Jimmy wait how does how does flashlight . How does that go . Flashlight flashlight plaid night plaid night [ chanting ] steve plaid night jimmy oh, welcome to the show steve oh jimmy good looking people. Good looking crowd. Plaid night steve not to be confused with tartan tuesday. Jimmy no. This is guys, we have us a a giant week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night we have Gordon Ramsey and alessia cara will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] come on. Jimmy plus we have the guys from ask this old house will be on the show. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy why didnt we book them for plaid night . Steve aww. Jimmy hey, you know, one of them has got to be wearing plaid. Steve you know it. Jimmy im a big fan of ask this old house. Those dudes are always like, fixing up stuff. But they always one of them always rocks good plaid. Steve yeah. Jimmy we should maybe. You cant. Theres no way we could have two plaid nights. [ light laughter ] steve oh, you want to bet . Jimmy no, way, man, nuhhuh. No, tonight is the one and only. You guys are here. And its plaid night. And thats it. [ cheers and applause ] steve plaidical. Jimmy guys, we have a great show tonight. Shes one of the best actresses around. I just love her. Steve wow. Jimmy this weekend shes hosting saturday night live for the very first time. Kristen stewart is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what a great actress. Steve tonight jimmy kristens going to tell us about her new movie personal shopper. Then she and i are going headtohead in a game called facebreakers. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. And, were very competitive. Faces will be broken. [ light laughter ] plus hes one of the greatest broadcasters of all time. Dan rather is here, tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its an honor to have him here. And we have great music from big sean is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy love big sean. This is his album, cover, which i love. Because its just colorful. But also can you zoom in . Thats thats big sean, right . Steve right. Jimmy then you think thats like his neighbor or something . Steve right. Jimmy but i find out the scoop. That is big sean, too. Steve what . Jimmy he talked to me and gave me the whole scoop. He said this is him when he gets older. Thats which is smart. Steve oh. Jimmy might as well call yourself big sean when youre young, when youre little. Steve yeah. Then that way dont have to change your name. Jimmy yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy he could be big sean forever. Steve right. Jimmy right. The older he gets, hes like, oh yeah, hes big sean. Steve yeah, hes big sean. Jimmy yeah. Its not like hes going to get younger steve right. Jimmy and smaller. Steve no, because suddenly they go, oh whats his name . No, hes little sean. Jimmy yeah. I dont know what size to call sean. Steve no. Jimmy no. Steve hes big sean. [ light laughter ] jimmy always he will always be big sean. Steve even if you get superskinny, theyll think its like a a nickname. Like hes so small, hes big. Big sean. Jimmy yeah, but hes just but hes so famous that hes big. Steve yeah. Jimmy big sean. Anyways, the point of the album steve thats big sean too, not big sean number two. Big sean too. Jimmy but thats steve big sean as well. Jimmy no theres not too seans. Steve oh, what . Jimmy theres only one big sean. Steve right. Jimmy what hes saying is this an alternate universe. Steve right. Oh, okay oh okay got it. Jimmy hes older. He has a car. [ laughter ] and he but he says what he thinks about this is true, when you live your life and you make mistakes, the only way you learn in life is to make mistakes. And then you go back and go, i wish i could have done it again and made the right choice. And, you know, did this the right way or in a better way. And thats the way he lives his life. Almost as if hes gotten a a Second Chance to do things right. Steve ooh, i like that. Jimmy isnt that deep . Steve yeah. Jimmy thats real. Yeah. Big sean. [ cheers and applause ] steve i love it. Jimmy i think thats what he said. I wasnt really listening to him. [ light laughter ] steve oh. Jimmy guys, the super bowl is this sunday. You have the new england patriots. [ cheers ] steve oh jimmy taking on the Atlanta Falcons. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so youve got the number one offense going up against the number one defense. And of course, you have tom brady versus matt ryan. Theyre both great quarterbacks. Its nearly impossible to predict who is going to win. But youre in luck because when it comes to predicting things, we have a secret weapon. Steve what . Jimmy and its puppies. [ cheers and applause ] thats right, ladies and gentlemen, its time for the puppy predictors super bowl li edition. [ cheers and applause ] puppy predictors e puppy predictors [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome to puppy predictors super bowl li edition. Heres how it works. We have nine puppies and two bowls of kibble. One representing the new england patriots, the other representing the Atlanta Falcons. Whichever teams bowl gets the most puppies will be crowned the super bowl champs. Now, lets meet the puppies. [ cheers and applause ] i got it. I got it. Hi. Hey. Youre all going to get camera time. Hold on. Youre all going to get camera time. Come it all down. Hey, get gary, frick, get off her. Okay. Guys, of course, tonight we have with us ron bell. [ light laughter ] we have, kyle mcadams. Mary kennedy. Ted moonie. [ light laughter ] donna braylon. Peter winston. Roger blain. Lisa armstrong. And gary frick jr. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] guys. Before i release you, i need you to listen up. Gary . Can i talk to gary for a a second . Gary come here. Yeah, thank you. Uh, gary. No, let gary talk for a second. Okay, gary, ill just let you know. No, guys, play it by the rules. Okay . No butt sniffing. Be cool. And i want no no no peeing or wandering. You readied for this . You got it . You ready to make the call . Here we go. Guys, lets release the puppies. [ cheers and applause ] i think its a nobrainer. Its whoever is in this bowl right here. Which is the Atlanta Falcons [ cheers and applause ] the falcons, the falcons will be crowned super bowl champs. Congratulations, atlanta. [ cheers and applause ] enjoy the game, everybody. Well be right back with Kristen Stewart, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] shocked by your wireless bill every month . Additional fees. Tacked on taxes. Come on with tmobile one, taxes and fees are now included get 4 lines of unlimited lte data for 40 bucks each. Thats right all unlimited. All in and now, for a limited time save more than you pay in taxes on all smartphones. So switch to tmobile and save hundreds vs. The other guys. Its better than a tax holiday and its only at tmobile. I did. Nt. Hat . Hey, come look what lisa made. Wow. You grilled that chicken . Yup i did. Nt. Smartmade frozen meals. Real ingredients, grilled and roasted. Its like you made it. And you did. Nt. 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No, but like im emanating such heat this week because were getting ready for all the snl stuff. I think like jimmy thats what it is. You can probably feel within five feet of me. Jimmy you do feel warm. Ah jimmy but you always said that when we talked about saturday night live, youre like, i dont know if i would ever do it. I dont know, man. And then i was like, well you should. Youd be great. Yeah, for six years ive just been being like a total wuss about it. And then i finally was like, at some point you just have to bite the bullet, you know . And just fail. You know . [ laughter ] jimmy no way. It will make me stronger, man. Jimmy youll be great. No i already heard from upstairs, they said that youre fantastic and turning out to be a fun week. Its been really, really fun. Jimmy and you have alessia cara, whos the best. Shes rad. No, im really lucky. Jimmy shes fun. Shes coming on the show tomorrow. Were going to do a game of wheel of musical impressions. She does musical impressions. She was on the show. She did a tour of nbc once. You should ask about this. This is a cool story. And she actually came down to that monologue mark and said one day im gonna be here. Nice. Jimmy and then she came on the show. Baller. Jimmy it was amazing. And then she was here. Now shes, yeah, 100 baller. Yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] 100 baller. Jimmy now shes back. Oh my god, 100 welcome back to 100 baller. [ laughter ] i thought that movie was 65 baller. But this one that youre in, is 100 baller. Congrats on personal shopper. And i have so many questions about this. First of all, beautifully shot. Oh, cool. You saw it. Thats awesome. Jimmy of course. What are you talking about . Sometimes it doesnt have a jimmy oh, i watched everything. Are you kidding me . Im a big fan. I love christmas tunes. Yeah, so [ laughter ] sounds like everything you do is very different. And very cool. Even, god, im forgetting the name of it now where you were like the publicist, on the train. I love the train, i love the spots in the woody allen thats the same director. Jimmy it is. Yeah. Jimmy gosh, see. Thats something about its just so well done. You go like, man, i want to visit that place. Even though its haunted. And then whatever yeah. Jimmy or in a good way, but. I like thats your interpretation. Its like ghosts exist. Thats what i take away from personal shopper. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what i take away from a movie. No, i always because my brain just wanders. I watch a new movie and im like cause the plot, in general, to say its like youre a personal shopper. Thats hence the title of a celebrity. But also i love the places you went to. Thats not a set. The vintage place where you got the handbag . Yeah, everything is totally real. Even the house. Jimmy i want to go the house. I want to go there. Its like the leaves even driving up. In the volvo youre driving up in. I go, this is all id love to like hang with Kristen Stewart for just a day and just hang. Wed probably just take a volvo out. Yeah, just go around to, like, moldy house. [ laughter ] jimmy empty mansion somewhere. Asbestos. Jimmy see if we can talk to ghosts. Did you talk to snorting asbestos lines. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what we do. You know me, man. 100 baller. Thats what i do. [ laughter ] what are you doing . Was it asbestos . The house is just genuinely really old and kind of deserted. And so it was like, i dont think there were many regulations. Keeping the crew safe or anything. I was like rolling around and jimmy in france outside of paris, i guess that was, but thats just legal. You can do that . They kind of let you do anything. Like, i rode a scooter in the movie and i had a two hours of training beforehand. I feel like in the states theyd probably have me for a a month and like certifications and like insurance jimmy stunt drivers. And all this stuff. And no, they were just like, you good . Im like, no. They were like, great, action. I was like, genuinely terrified. Jimmy you were great on the scooter. Would you ever consider riding a scooter around . Yeah, i love it. I dug it man. Its fun. So embarrassing. My, like, bubble helmet. Im like, oh, do, do, do. Jimmy no, no. Thats not you look so cool. Ill tell you a bad experience is, im friends with mario batali, whos a great chef. And he drives a vespa and hes super cool on it. And he gave me a ride and he goes, ill just give you a a ride. And i go, okay. What do we do . And he goes, just get on the back. And i go, okay. What d