And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 624 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy aw, hi, everybody [ cheers and applause ] looking good good looking crowd tonight. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Youre at the show. Thats a great new york city crowd there. Guys, happy valentines day to you [ cheers ] hope you had a great day. I saw that an estimated 36 million heartshaped boxes of chocolate were sold for today. Yeah. And theyre very easy to wrap, too. You just use the sixfoot long receipt you get at cvs. [ laughter ] actually though, the Better Business bureau is warning people to beware of scams this year. Yeah. Then every flower shop charging 100 for a dozen roses said, yeah, well be on the lookout for that. [ laughter ] this is kind of sweet. Today, Michelle Obama posted a a picture on instagram for valentines day that showed her and baracks feet in the sand on a beach. [ audience aws ] here it is. Yeah. Happy valentines day to the love of my life and Favorite Island mate. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. When he saw that, joe biden said, oh, come on, they cropped me out. [ laughter ] steve why would they do that . Jimmy of course, Everyone Wants their valentines day to be extra romantic. So here to talk about romance i dont know why we have this guy on. Hes so weird. Hes here . Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy to talk about romance, james spadge is here. James . [ cheers and applause ] hello, jim. [ laughter ] jimmy james spadge, welcome to the show. Now that valentines days over, what are your secrets to keeping the romance going . Well, as soon as i bring a a woman back to my studio apartment, i recommend five minutes of tonguing. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Five minutes is usually the maximum, because i have a a condition called hot mouth. [ laughter ] jimmy what is that . Well, my mouth gets so hot, i can poach an egg right inside it. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. Okay. In fact, i used to have a a wealthy japanese businessman who would pay me 40 to poach his breakfast eggs and then table plop them right onto his plate. Jimmy table plop them . Table plop. Jimmy you have hot mouth. James, you seem to have a lot of medical conditions. [ light laughter ] its true, i do have some challenges. For instance, one of the first things you would notice about me as i start to become nude, is that i have square nipples. [ laughter ] i also have a glass eardrum that repels sound. Jimmy okay. And for four years, my right eye has been beginning to shrink. [ laughter ] but curiously, my testicles have never stopped growing. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] okay. I am currently carrying over three pounds of extra testicular weight. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, very good. Thats i was also born with a tooth in my penis. [ laughter ] but it was eventually absorbed, so no problem there. Jimmy all right, thank you. Thats more than enough. James spadge, everybody. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] why do we steve why would you ask him . Jimmy we always have him on. I dont know why. Steve who hired him to be a a romance anchor . That seems ridiculous. Jimmy a weird dude. [ laughter ] lets get to some news here. Apparently Michael Flynn just set a record of the shortest serving White House National security advisor ever at 24 days. The education secretary betsy devos said, wow. Only a week . [ laughter and applause ] and finally, a new study finds that firstborn children are typically smarter than their younger siblings. [ cheers ] when asked how smart the middle child is, scientists said, oh, we dont care. [ laughter ] we have great show tonight. Give it up for the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, we have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, gwen stefani will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dane dehaan, Damien Chazelle will all be here. Then later this week, ethan hawke and joel mchale will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy and we have a great performance from ryan adams. [ cheers ] got a great new album. But first, we have a great show tonight. From the new movie fist fight, charlie day is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my man. Steve come on jimmy so funny, that guy. Steve hes a good dude. Jimmy i love him. Plus, supermodel Kendall Jenner is joining us there she is. [ cheers and applause ] kendall and i are teaming up against charlie day and higgins for a game of charades. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy get ready, man. Steve im watching you. Jimmy and we have, oh, great music tonight. From the duo anderson. Paak and knxwledge, nxworries is here, you guys. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys, i like to think im a pretty easygoing guy. Steve yeah. Jimmy but theres one thing that really gets my goat. Steve thats what . [ light laughter ] what gets your goat . Jimmy whats that . Steve what gets your goat . Jimmy bad music. Steve oh. Jimmy yeah. No one should have to listen to bad tunes. So as a service to you guys, im about to play some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid in a a segment i call my do not play list. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs jimmy now, before we start, i want you all to know that every artist and song that im about to play for you is 100 real. These are actual bands and actual songs. You can download them on itunes or amazon or see if your local music store has them. They are real. Questlove, they really are real. Questlove i dont believe you. Jimmy i know, you never believe me. [ talking over each other ] no, these are real questlove i think you make them up. Jimmy no, i dont make them up. These are real like, this first guy [ light laughter ] hes a a elvis impersonator. Steve oh, great. Jimmy a swedish elvis impersonator. [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy eilert pilarm. [ light laughter ] steve looks just like him. Jimmy yeah. Steve its uncanny. Jimmy spitting image of elvis. Steve yeah. Looks like the elvis stamp. Jimmy its there. Steve oh, yeah. Jimmy if you did that steve yeah. If you hold a mug in front of it. [ laughter ] jimmy that looks like elvis, right . Steve yeah. That cup looks more like elvis. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] i think its he looks like elvis. But the question is, does he lets take a listen to Jailhouse Rock and find out. Warden trew a party in the county yail the prison band was there and they begun to wail the band was yumpin du yunt began to swing you shoulda heard those snakin out jailbirds sing lets rock leeets rock jimmy stop, stop stop it, stop it, stop it [ cheers ] steve he doesnt even have the same syncopation as elvis. [ light laughter ] jimmy he didnt want to do another take . Steve ja. [ swedish accent ] im good with that one, man. Jimmy yeah. I think he sounds exactly like elvis uh, after twelve martinis. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] elvish . Jimmy next song oh, this is a musician id never heard of called becca ann. Do you know becca ann . Questlove nah. [ light laughter ] jimmy heres becca ann. This is her album here. Who i am. And shes just enjoying, like, a bud light right there. A tall boy. Having a good time. Thats a good photo. Steve thats who she is. Jimmy kind of like in movement. Got a little blurred out, but steve yeah, a little jimmy yeah, who i am. So lets see lets see who she is. Who i am. This is becca ann. Steve becca ann. Jimmy mmhmm. Who i am im becca ann you dont know me but thats my name because im becca ann they know who i am yeah, thats right questlove one of the interns, man [ laughter ] im becca ann thats who i am who i am im becca ann you dont know me but ask your man because im Becca Ann Jimmy all right, good. Yeah, i got it, got it, got it. [ laughter ] becca ann. [ applause ] steve wheres big jimmy . Jimmy whats that . Steve wheres big jimmy . Jimmy oh, big jimmy. Yeah, he comes out at the end of the song. Steve big jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy for real no, its not questlove its one of the interns jimmy you can get becca ann, dude, featuring big jimmy. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh this next one dude, this is a mind bender, this one. [ light laughter ] steve more mind bending than the last one . Jimmy yeah. This ones fantastic. You guys like seinfeld . [ cheers ] who doesnt love seinfeld . This a dubstep version of the seinfeld theme. [ laughter ] theres seinfeld [ laughter ] its coming out of a flying ship or something. Steve with teeth. A flying ship with teeth. Jimmy yeah. The artist is called wicked wicked, and the song is called seinfeld blaster. [ light laughter ] all right . Lets take a listen to this one. [ seinfeld theme plays ] [ heavy bass ] [ laughter ] jimmy dude, this you got this one . Questlove i dig this. Jimmy oh, really . Questlove yes. Jimmy dude, this is great. [ seinfeld impression ] how many tabs of acid did i take . [ laughter ] my hands my face is melting [ cheers and applause ] thats pretty good. Steve oh, my gosh. Is the album called too much free time . Jimmy ooh, this next ones good. By a singer named Jimmy Christian blue, and the albums calmed dedication. [ laughter ] dedication. He looks like hes mad at us or something. [ laughter ] maybe just disappointed. Steve mad at supercuts. Jimmy hes just disappointed in us. [ light laughter ] but maybe if we listen to one of his songs, maybe hell cheer up. This is the songs called ocean of emotion. Steve oh, great. [ light laughter ] ooh ooh [ low whispering ] ooh ooh ooh jimmy whispering. He whispers. Ooh ooh jimmy just wait the background vocals are way too high steve thats it . [ laughter ] questlove wait. [ applause ] play the song. Steve that was it . Questlove play the song jimmy no, that is that was the song. Questlove play the song. Jimmy can we hear it just one more time . Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy i believe i missed out on it. Ooh ooh [ low whispering ] ooh ooh steve okay, an ocean. Ooh [ low whispering ] jimmy there you go. Yeah. Maybe his mic is off. [ cheers and applause ] steve you think you think jimmy maybe his mic is off. Steve is off or he was standing far away from it, didnt know it was on . Jimmy well maybe, like, theyre just picking up his vo maybe hes screaming and theyre just picking up off his guitar steve yeah, because the guitar is electric but hes screaming jimmy yeah. [ talking over each other ] steve maybe hes in the parking lot. Practicing. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont know, man. The last one here is by bishop bullwinkle. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy the song is called hell to the naw naw. [ laughter and applause ] steve bishop bullwinkle. Jimmy hes a preacher. Steve hes a preacher. Jimmy yep. Hes based out of florida, and he has a message he wanted to get out there. He thought the best way to do it was through song. Lets hear what we had he to say. Hell to the naw naw. I got people in the church they hugging you they claim that they love you to death theyll do that but time they get home they on the telephone talkin bout they cant stand your breath yeah hell no to the naw naw naw hell to the naw hell to the naw to the naw naw naw jimmy i think i like this one. To the naw naw hell to the naw naw naw hell to the naw to the naw [ cheers and applause ] yeah i hear people saying that they love you today, that they love you to death by the time they get home they be talking bout how they cant stand them in the same breath hell to the naw hell to the naw naw to the naw [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hell to the naw naw. Thats actually a good jam. Steve thats a great song jimmy thats all the time we have for do not play. If you have an album or a song you think we should use on our next do not play list, and you want to see it, send a a suggestion to donotplay tonightshow. Com. Stick around. When we come back, were playing charades with charlie day and Kendall Jenner [ cheers and applause ] with hotels. Coms rewards program for every 10 nights you stay, you get one free. Which is great for families. Finally whatever captain obvious. Hotels. Com. Great for families. Mom and for sore losers hello moto. Its time to reimagine the smart phone. Snap on a speaker. A projector. A camera that actually zooms. Get excited world. The moto z with moto mods. Get a moto z play droid for only 5 mo. No tradein required. How do you become americas bestselling brand . You make it detect what they dont. Stop, stop, stop sorry. You make it sense whats coming. Watch, watch, watch mom. Relax im relaxed. You make it for 16year olds. Whoawhoawhoa and the parents who worry about them. You saw him, right . Going further to help make drivers, better drivers. Dont freak out on me. Thats ford. And thats how you become americas bestselling brand. [ cheers and applause ] steve naw, naw [ laughter ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody. Higgins and i are about to faceoff in a big game of charades. But first were going to need partners and we found some great ones. Joining higgins team, his new movie fist fight is in theaters this friday. Give it up for charlie day, ladies and gentlemen steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh hell to the naw naw hell to the naw naw jimmy hell to the naw naw. Come on [ cheers and applause ] red tie. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy welcome, buddy. Valentines day tie. Jimmy my partner tonight, shes in town for new York Fashion Week. One of our favorite supermodels. Please welcome, Kendall Jenner [ cheers and applause ] hi how are you . How are you . Jimmy all right, guys. Now, yall know how to play charades. Each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. 30 seconds on the clock per turn. Well do four rounds worth one point each. Fifth round is the charades showdown. Both teams give the same clue at the same time. Steve ooh jimmy charlie, why dont you start us off tonight . All right, here we go. Here we go. Steve come on, charlie day. Jimmy are you going to say it . The number . Got a number . Four . Two . Thats a strong two out there . [ laughter ] the guy, like, wrote two. Oh, well, screw you [ laughter ] screw you, guy who wrote two ah jimmy okay. Steve song. Song song three words. Jimmy stop yelling. Steve kid. Oh, um pluck. Flower. Kiss, flower, flower. Smell. Jimmy rose. Oh, kiss. Bouquet, ah scent, scent. Gift, flower, gift, flower, kiss, hmm wash scrub cheek, blush jimmy i know what it is. Oh, kiss from rose to a a grey jimmy kiss from e [ buzzer ] oh he got jimmy kiss from a rose, right . Kiss from a rose. Jimmy yeah, seal. Yeah, you got it. Congratulations. You got it, you got it. You got it thats as close as were going to get it. Jimmy you put the whole lyric. Steve i said the whole lyric. Jimmy all right, pal, you ready for this . Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. I think were vibing. Jimmy we got this. We got this. We got this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy seven. We got this. Steve seven [ laughter ] jimmy okay. He got it. Jimmy okay, ready . Yeah. Movie. Two words. First word. Little. The. The [ laughter ] matrix jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] come on jimmy fantastic we got this, man steve all right. Jimmy oh, i love it. Hes nervous. Too easy. Jimmy no, that was good. Too easy. Im like what is that, the wave . He said the wave . Jimmy the wave. Steve i heard four. Oh, i heard six . [ cheers ] dont trust that guy. Steve hmm, hmm. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy higgins, you can do this, man. Come on. Steve okay. Jimmy yeah, here we go. You can this. Steve ready . Jimmy yeah. Its a movie. With one word. Oh. Titanic. [ laughter ] two words. Steve two syllables. Two syllables. Jimmy you cant say that [ laughter ] i didnt know. One syllable and then two syllables [ laughter ] oh, its the sting. Ah the armed train [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] awe. What was it . Steve bambi. [ laughter ] i couldnt think of, like, how to generally act out bambi. What about a rabbit or something jimmy what . Steve i can do the general idea oh, that was a b and then the steve that was the b yeah, yeah. Oh. Jimmy bambi all right, now i know your style. Steve i was going to do Emril Lagasse. I was gonna do Emril Lagasse going were going to lose terribly. Jimmy youre getting too deep into that. Steve well, you know, we have while were losing. Thats right. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] jimmy all right, pal, we can do this. Steve ten okay. Cool. A lot of work. [ light laughter ] jimmy come on, we got this. We can do this, pal okay. Steve yeah. Jimmy song. [ laughter ] oh, no. Six words . Yeah, i think so. Jimmy i never heard of a a song with a title thats six words. Hell to the naw, naw, naw, naw, naw [ laughter ] okay. Jimmy first word. Slap . Smack. Clap . Clap . No. Ah jimmy clap your hands. Ooh, punch nope. Jimmy slap, fight. Beat okay. Jimmy no. Second word. You. Supermodel. [ buzzer ] that is so not enough time. Jimmy thats so not fair. It was hit me baby one more time. Six words is a lot. Steve ohh jimmy oh, man. Steve hit me baby one more time. Jimmy hit me baby one more time. Is that six . Jimmy no, youre right. Yeah, youre right. Hit me baby one more time. Jimmy all right, all right. Now, this is the showdown . Its the showdown. It is a little weird. Steve showdown. Jimmy me and you, this is the showdown. Wow. Jimmy were going to do the same clue at same time. If we get this its worth quadruple the points. Oh, wow. [ laughter ] come on jimmy all right, come on, we got this. We got this. We got that. [ cheers ] which one . Whatever one you want. 15 15 steve oh. [ laughter ] come on. Pick it up. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Throw it away. We can mutually pick another one. Jimmy yeah, yeah, lets pick another one. Its your show jimmy all right. Want to do the other one . [ laughter ] all right. Jimmy this one we can do. All right, all right, all right. Are you ready . Are you ready . Steve ready. Movie. Movie. Steve four words. [ laughter ] steve penguin. Mr. Poppers penguins. Penguin. Steve hitler [ laughter ] marching the march of the penguins. Jimmy yes you got it [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] now its your favorite movie. Steve champs jimmy dude, he said march, too. Our thanks to charlie day, Kendall Jenner were talking to charlie after the break stick around, everybody march of the penguins. You got it [ cheers and applause ] shocked by your wireless bill every month . Additional fees. Tacked on taxes. Come on with tmobile one, taxes and fees are now included get 4 lines of unlimited lte data for 40 bucks each. 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