And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 630 illinois, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Theyre ready. Its a great show tonight. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] this is it. Come on welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Hey, one of the big stories everyones talking about is the immigration debate. And get this. I saw that pope francis has actually been tweeting bible references that opposed president trumps travel ban. You know youre doing something wrong when youre getting cyber bullied by the pope. You know [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve hit stop. Jimmy meanwhile, House Speaker paul ryan just got back from a tour of the u. S. mexico border and while he was there he actually rode a horse. [ laughter ] when he saw ryan wearing a a shirt, one guy said, you are doing it wrong. [ laughter and applause ] both bare back. You and horse. [ laughter ] double bare back. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, thats it. Careful. Jimmy actually [ laughter ] steve heyoh jimmy bear claw . Steve what . Jimmy what did you say . Steve bare of notice. Double bare [ laughter ] double bare back. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] actually, there are rumors that russias compiling a a psychological profile on trump to help putin get inside his head. Yeah. You know, its so hard to get trump to open up and talk about himself. [ laughter ] its good to get those things [ applause ] he keeps a lot of stuff private. I saw that apple is criticizing trump after he overturned the rule that lets transgender students use the bathroom of their choice. Apple says that regardless of your gender, everyone should be able to drop an iphone into whichever toilet they want. [ laughter ] as long as you keep buying iphones. [ cheers and applause ] absolutely. But trump is still working hard to build relationships with businesses. In fact this morning he held a a meeting with a group of ceos at the white house. Trump said he wants to replace robots with human workers. [ laughter ] then mike pence says, ill show myself out. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but trumps relationship with the press could still use some work. I saw that during the campaign, trumps staff will try to keep him calm by showing him lots of protrump news coverage. His current staff it trying to do the same thing but its getting tough to find anything positive. [ light laughter ] check out what they showed him this week. Donald trump is smart. Great. Tremendous. Wonderful. Incredible. Amazing. Remarkable. And. Handsome. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] might have been edited a a little. Steve a little. Jimmy yeah. Steve just a little. Jimmy it seems like trumps staff is still trying to get handle on things. In fact one insider says theres no rhyme or reason to who trump picks for his administration. Trump was like, not true. Theres definitely a rhyming. [ laughter ] eanie, meanie, minie, moe. [ laughter ] eanie and meanie rhymes. [ applause ] and moe was the reason. However john mccain actually praised trumps new National Security advisor h. R. Mcmaster, calling him an outstanding choice and a man of genuine intellect, character, and ability. Then trump said, in that case, forget it. Get me steven seagal. [ laughter and applause ] hey guys, this is going viral. The president of finland has a a dog named lennu, i think im pronouncing that right. And some recent photos have been getting a lot of attention on the internet here. Take a look at him. Look at this. [ laughter ] isnt he cute . Well, we actually decided to make some memes for lennu. [ laughter ] check this out. This first meme is called, when bae liked your new profile pic. [ laughter and applause ] next ones called, when you see the server bringing the appetizers. [ laughter and applause ] and finally theres, when you drink and try to act normal. See what im saying . [ laughter and applause ] we have great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it, right there that is our pal. An 11time grammy nominee Charlie Wilson sitting in with the roots [ cheers and applause ] Charlie Wilson you can catch charlie on tour right now in support of his new album in it to win it. Its got a bunch of people on this record. Features snoop dogg, pitbull, wiz khalifa. Its a great record. And thanks for doing it, buddy. Thank you. We love you. [ cheers and applause ] nobody can sing like come on its amazing. Guys, before we start, i want to tell you something cool that we that were doing. I have the amazon echo. You know that thing . Steve yeah. Jimmy and you talk in it and stuff. And it works. I like it. Its good. So anyways, we called amazon, and we asked if we could somehow get involved with the machine. Was there like something we can do with the echo. So, this is real. Yeah. You know how it works . Right . You just you talk to it and you say her name and then it steve right. You say her name. Jimmy well, i dont know what to say to not activate it. Steve yeah. Jimmy dont say it. Because its just we might have to say it. But anyways its going to activate the thing. They keep adding different features on to this thing, too. So you can you know normally you can ask the weather and all that stuff and figure it out. So this is very cool, its called skills apparently. We have our very own tonight show skill thats added to it now. Its brand new. So if want to hear our monologues, say you missed a a show or youre having coffee the next day or even if you saw the show and you really loved the monologue and want to hear it again. [ laughter ] how fast could we put it up there . Do you know . Like can you do it at 2 00 in the morning . Steve yeah. Jimmy what . Steve next day. Jimmy how do you know . Steve thats what they said. [ laughter ] jimmy i thought you had something to do with it. Steve yeah, me and the baes get together. Jimmy its so anyways, or we want to hear our upcoming guests or hear thank you notes, all you have all you have to do is say this. Ready . Alexa, enable tonight show. Jimmy hey, guys, jimmy fallon here. Just wanted to say a quick hello and welcome you to the tonight show. Thanks, jimmy. You can play the latest monologue, listen to jimmys thank you notes, find out which guests will appear on upcoming episodes, or hear show information. Which would you like . Jimmy alexa, how do you spell sarah . Sara with no h. Because hs are ew. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy good answer. Alexa, whats everybody talking about . Everybodys talkin bout my tight pants. About my tight pants. I got my tight pants on. What would you like to do with them . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Okay. Goodbye. Jimmy okay. Cool. [ laughter ] were steve thats fantastic. Jimmy yeah, thats insane. Anyways, if you have an echo, try it out. Its alexa. If you have an echo, its probably turned on already. Steve yeah. Cause you just said her. Jimmy well unless you have it close to the tv. Anyways. Its fun and thanks to the people at amazon for doing that. [ cheers and applause ] its a fun thing. Steve come on jimmy i love technology. I think its great. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night emmy and tony award winner hugh jackman will be here steve oh my god. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hugh jackman steve hes the best jimmy logan. This movie is the best. Steve come on. Jack hugh man. Jimmy we have also mandy moore who is just fantastic. And just direct [ cheers and applause ] and great reggae music from chronixx will be here. Thats tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] and thank you notes. And thank you notes. But first, we have a fun show tonight. Shes so good in ryan murphys new fx series, feud bette and joan, the beautiful, the talented, Susan Sarandon is here. [ cheers and applause ] i saw the first episode. Its great. Later in the show, susan and i are gonna play a game of musical beers. Steve ooh jimmy with some very special guests. So stick around for that. Plus he stars in the new netflix film i dont feel at home in this world anymore, elijah wood is dropping by. [ laughter ] i miss that dude. Steve hes the best. Jimmy i havent seen him in a while. Steve i know. Jimmy i love that guy. Hes great. Oh my gosh. We have great music tonight. Guys, Little Big Town steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Little Big Town guys the Academy Awards are this sunday and we hear at the tonight show love movies. So to celebrate some of our favorite oscar nominated films from years past, we sent our writer becky down to the 30 rock plaza to everyday people if they would be willing to reenact iconic scenes from these films. Its very good. In a new segment called sidewalk cinema. Check it out. Sidewalk cinema [ cheers and applause ] whats your name and where are you from . Chris warner, oklahoma city. Aliesha martin, sheffield massachusetts. And do you two know each other . No. Have you ever seen the movie forrest gump . Oh yes. I have several times. Have you ever wanted to star in the movie forrest gump . No. Not really. Well youre going to stand in front of these backgrounds. Well get some hair, makeup, and props to come over to give you some things and then youll read the lines from the cue cards. Okay. Action whats my destiny, mama . Youre going have to figure that out for yourself. Life is like a box of chocolates, forrest. You never know what youre gonna get. Mama always had a way of explaining things so i could understand them. Have you ever seen the movie mary poppins . Yes. But, a quite a while ago, you know. A little bit. Yes. Do you like to sing . Not really. [ laughter ] [ whistling ] a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down the medicine go down the medicine go down just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down in the most delightful way and how do you all know each other . Well, we all live together, and were one family. Have you guys ever seen the movie taxi driver . Ah, yes. You talkin to me . [ laughter ] you talkin to me . Whats your name and where are you from . Frank shell from rochester, new york. Do you guys know each other . Yeah. Were married. [ laughter ] for how many years . Have you seen the movie titanic . Yes. She asked me to watch it many times. Have you ever thought of starring in the movie titanic . Never. I want to. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] now, hold on to the railing. Watch. Keep your eyes closed. Dont peek. Im not, jack. Step up on to the railing. Hold on, hold on. Keep your eyes closed. Do you trust me . I trust you, jack. All right. Open your eyes. Im flying, jack im flying sidewalk cinema [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my gosh that actually brought a tear to my eye. I loved it. Thanks to all the sidewalk movie stars for being out there today. That was [ cheers and applause ] stick around, well be right back with hash tags everybody [ cheers and applause ] today, unlimited gets the network it deserves. Verizon. mic thuds uh, sorry. Its unlimited without compromising reliability, on the largest, most advanced 4g lte network in america. thud uh. Sorry, last thing. Its just 45 per line. Forty. Five. cheering and applause and that is all the microphones that i have. vo unlimited on verizon. 4 lines, just 45 per line. Youre not going to make it. Bestselling brand . Do you think you can make it . Uhh. Make it. Every time. 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Youre alright with simply right checking from santander bank. Are you feeling alright, baby . [ cheers and applause ] go jimmy, go jimmy go jimmy [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Its time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] hashtags oohwee oohwee hashtags [ laughter ] jimmy thats fantastic. Guys, we use twitter on our show every single week. Since you watch the show you want to play along with us. You play the game with us. We do this thing, every wednesday. I will send out a hashtag from our show account on twitter and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since the Powerball Jackpot was 435 million this week, i went on twitter and sent out a a hashtag called if i won the powerball, and asked you guys to tweet out a funny or weird thing you would do if you won the powerball. We got thousands of tweets. Within 20 minutes it was a a trending topics in the u. S. , so thank you. [ cheers and applause ] before the tweets, i thought id share some of my favorite, if i won the powerball tweets from you guys. This first ones from amandabuys, she said, id hire 200 male skydivers to drop from the skies so i could finally say, its raining men, hallelujah, its raining men. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy written by paul shaffer. Steve yeah, yeah, paul shaffer, my man. Jimmy this one is from joeyohearn. He says, i buy all the tickets to a beyonce concert so when she came onstage itd just be me in the audience frantically clapping. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] this one is from kck468, she says, id pay someone to smack food out of my hands to make dieting easier. [ laughter and applause ] steve what are you eating . What is that . Pizza . [ slap sound ] [ laughter ] jimmy this ones from jamestpalmer. He says, i would pay someone to play the oscars wrap it up music whenever im having a a boring conversation. [ laughter and applause ] thats pretty good. Steve yeah. Jimmy that should be i love that. This ones from sassyfacts. Steve ooh. [ light laughter ] jimmy sassyfacts1, actually. He says oh, he says, id pay to have [ laughter ] hes sassyfacts. Steve yeah, hes sassyfacts1 jimmy yeah. Steve america, 0. [ laughter ] jimmy he says, id pay to have the spelling of team changed to teiam so that there is an i in team. Steve yeah. Jimmy thats right. [ cheers and applause ] steve now there is. Jimmy dont know what that will do. This one is from nickynick14. He says, i would buy a new Basketball Team in miami and call them humidity so i could say, its not the heat its the humidity. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on jimmy that is fantastic they should do that as an april fools joke. Steve yeah. Jimmy that would be great, thats a funny idea. [ light laughter ] this one is from tuspock. [ laughter ] remember what we did, we invented tuspock. Questlove yeah we did. Jimmy tuspock man, live large and prosper. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy he says, i would hire someone to explain the plot of every show and movie to my mom so she could stop asking me while were watching it. [ laughter and applause ] steve its called la la land, because theyre in los angeles, mom [ laughter ] last ones from dkiefer. He said, id go on wheel of fortune and buy all the damn vowels. There you go. Theres are tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites go to thetonightshowcom hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with Susan Sarandon [ cheers and applause ] [beeping] the 2017 rav4 with Toyota Safety sense, standard. Toyota. Lets go places. Only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes. They release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. Tylenol® classic hersheys outside. With a new creamy, crunchy inside. New hersheys cookie layer crunch. Classic reimagined. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 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No, i dont. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh okay. Thank you for coming back to the show. My pleasure. Its been a while. Jimmy yeah, last time we talked about the meddler and did your mother and father ever get to the airport on time. Lhlh jimmy you remember this . Yes. Because we just laughed the entire time. Jimmy because its true. We didnt get to anything we were supposed to talk about. Jimmy my parents dont travel, they dont do anything and then they went to the airport at 3 00 in the morning. They left and they go, daddy wants to make sure were there on time. I go i think youre going to be there on time. Why did you book your flight that early . Just book it in the afternoon. No. [ light laughter ] and so they went. They went, 3 00 in the morning. They got to the airport at 3 45. [ laughter ] nothings open. Restaurants are closed and breakfast places arent open yet. The magazine places are all closed. Yeah. I brought a sandwich. [ laughter ] and they survived. Theyre survivors, obviously. Jimmy yes, they are survivors. I want to talk about feud bette and joan. Okay. Jimmy oh, my goodness is this fantastic. Ryan murphy, who we love from glee, American Horror story, people verse o. J. Simpson. [ cheers and applause ] hes fantastic. Hes not in it, but he is fantastic. Jimmy no, yeah, yeah, hes not he put it all together and he loves women, he loves that story he actually can do all the parts. He was very good at imitating both bette and joan. Jimmy youre kidding me . No. Jimmy now i didnt i knew there was a little rivalry, but i didnt know the scoop. Its nasty. Yeah, really nasty. Jimmy yeah, it really is. Yeah, well well, yeah. Jimmy kind of. [ light laughter ] yeah. There were a lot of people that pitted them against each other for a lot of reasons. They had kind of innate jealousies