Transcripts For WCAU The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Transcripts For WCAU The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 20170317

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 640, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey you guys are unbelievable. Thank you very much. Please, sit down. Welcome, everybody. Have a good time. Welcome, welcome. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] oh, i love you. That makes me feel good. Thank you so much. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everyone. Heres what everyones talking about. Okay . Its another setback for President Trump. Last night, a federal judge in hawaii blocked a second version of his travel ban, and now trump says that hell bring it to supreme court. [ audience oohs ] and if they block it, he said hes going to bring it to the justice league. Steve really . Jimmy batman. Batman owes me one. [ light laughter ] batman . Steve yeah. Jimmy thats right, the travel ban was blocked by a a judge in hawaii named derrick watson. Well heres when asked about it, heres what watson said. He said, after consulting with another official, i decided that this ban is unconstitutional. Then the other official said, better luck next time, sucker [ cheers and applause ] come one. Couldve had a better quote. Steve theres no need for that. Jimmy sucker. Guys, it is almost st. Patricks day. Oh, my goodness [ cheers ] i saw that today, irelands Prime Minister visited the white house and gave trump a a bowl filled with shamrocks. [ light laughter ] and trump was like, where are the tiny marshmallows . [ laughter ] how am i supposed to eat this without any milk . [ cheers ] thats right. Trump met with the Prime Minister of ireland. He even recited an irish proverb, himself. Take a listen to this. Always remember to forget the friends that proved untrue, but never forget to remember those that have stuck by you. [ laughter ] jimmy i do not like the judge who blocked my travel ban. [ light laughter ] i do not like him, trump i am. [ cheers and applause ] i do not like [ cheers ] in a boat. While he was in tennessee yesterday, trump gave a speak from the estate of former president andrew jackson. Trump may have been confused because he also praised Andrew Jacksons brothers michael, jermaine, randy, and tito. [ cheers and applause ] no love for marlin. I know. No love for marlin. Steve come on jimmy trump also visited michigan and posed for a photo with the states governor. But, take a look and listen to how he greeted him. Watch this. Good morning, governor, even though you didnt endorse me. [ laughter ] i forgot. I never forget. [ laughter ] steve classy. Jimmy never forget the friends who dont [ laughter ] then the governor is like, im going to go ahead and let someone else start the car, and everybody say, awkward [ applause ] ooh. Guys, i heard that today was National Panda Day. All right steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats good news. I thought it would be nice to take a moment to give a special shoutout to my three most favorite pandas out there. First up, theres bao bao. Yeah. [ audience aws ] next, theres bei bei. [ audience aws ] and finally, of course, its my favorite panda of all, bai yun. [ audience aws ] yeah, bai yun. Thats so cute. [ cheers and applause ] hashtag . Hashtag, i didnt realize that you were here. What . Are you upset that i didnt include you on my list of favorite pandas on National Panda Day . [ audience aws ] listen. [ light laughter ] i can explain. Hashtag [ light laughter ] i can explain. I didnt put you on the list because, well, i dont think of you as a panda. [ audience aws ] i think of you as a friend. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] thats right. And you know what i like to do with my friends . I like to dance. Hit it, roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] jimmy all right, okay. Let him rest. Let him rest. [ light laughter ] happy oh Jimmy Hashtag are you [ light laughter ] hashtag, are you tired . Are you okay . Youre exhausted. No more. Not even i mean, its National Panda Day. Oh [ laughter ] he did a little he did a a little stanky leg. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy he did a little stanky leg at one point. [ light laughter ] and it was pretty good. Hashtag, can you do anymore can you do stanky leg . Can you do Single Ladies . No, Single Ladies [ light laughter ] yeah, there you go. Thats it. [ cheers and applause ] hashtag the panda. We love him. I love him. Hes a friend of mine. You guys, lets get to some sports. Today was the start of march madness. Oh, yeah [ cheers and applause ] or as a lot of husbands call it payback for the threehour bachelor finale. Oh, yeah. [ applause ] but this is cool. I saw that john mccain filled out a march madness bracket for espn. Yeah. John mccain. When asked about what he feels best, he said, i love arizona. When asked what pick he feels worst about, he said, sarah palin. And he goes, no, no, im talking about [ cheers ] we have great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Hey we have a fun show tonight. We love her so much. From the big new Power Rangers movie, Elizabeth Banks is here, ladies and gentlemen steve yeah [ cheers ] power range jimmy no, how does the power ranger song i was singing chip n dale. Ch ch ch chip and dale steve yeah. Rescue rangers jimmy no, its not that. Steve no. Jimmy oh, how does Power Rangers go . Do we know . Go go Power Rangers go go Power Rangers [ cheers ] go go Power Rangers Jimmy Hashtag, you out there . Is hashtag still here . Hashtag . There he is. [ cheers ] perfect. Steve wow. Jimmy later in the show, elizabeth and i are going to get in touch with our feelings in an emotional interview. Steve ooh. Jimmy stick around for that, yeah. Plus, hes the man behind some of the coolest projects in hollywood. We love this guy. Now, hes producing a hilarious new broadway show called the play that goes wrong. It is hilarious. J. J. Abrams is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy these are funny, funny people. And we have great music tonight. Kate tempest will be here tonight kate tempest [ cheers and applause ] steve boink jimmy whoa steve whoa jimmy she is fantastic. I love this. Yeah, you dont see you dont see stuff like this on television. Steve no. Jimmy its, like, i dont know how to describe it. How would you describe it . Did you see the rehearsal . Questlove i didnt see rehearsal. Jimmy oh, get ready, dude. Youre going to freak out. Its, like, kind of like, its rapping but its, like, spoken word. Its poetry. Its its ah. I just never heard anything like it ever. And i think this is one of her only Television Appearances ever in the united states, but im so psyched. Kate tempest is here. [ cheers and applause ] youll never forget her. Shes from london. Shes great. I love her. Hey, guys, something very cool. I want to congratulate questlove on his book [ cheers and applause ] a James Beard Award today [ questlove im happy, man. Im happy. Im hey, this book is really e food, if you love and just questlove yeah, seeing ch a gcod gift. Bu [ cheers and appla] im so happy for you, man. T e s time. New york 8 [ light laughter ] te april 15th has been having. O ben that live jimmy live, live, live. Hey, guys it is time for tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy hey, guys, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things oh, no. Hes not still here, is he . Does he think im talking to him . Hashtag . Oh, my gosh door, the other door. [ light laerings based on that. So, since march deaes as we got thousands of corny s rcd jimmy ooh. To order 7me on come on steve yeah. Jimmy this ones from dishes sean connery. E ] oh, my gosh. Steve oh, come on jimmy i think thats steve yeah. Jimmy that ones got steve that was good. Jimmy thats the gonzaga. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] dishes sean connery. Jimmy the gonzaga of our jokes. This one is from kathygoggin1. She says, whenever wed have lasagna for dinner, my stepdad, jim, would tell us to pull our plates closer so wed get less on ya. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh heyoh hey a little neck ache. Jimmy thats a long shot there. This ones from carolshaw178. She says, back when the tv said, please stand by, my dad would quietly stand up and wait by the tv and wait for us to notice. [ laughter and applause ] im just doing what the tv says. [ cheers and applause ] steve i like, wait for us to notice. Jimmy i know. Steve hes been standing for a long time. Jimmy yeah, wait for anyone to notice. Steve yeah, what are you doing . Jimmy yeah. What if you didnt notice . Yeah. [ light laughter ] youre just sitting there, watching please stand by. Yeah. [ light laughter ] this ones from missblair140. She says, my dad likes to ask if the store has cat keys, then says, i just wanted to say car keys in a boston accent. [ laughter and applause ] i cant park my car without my car keys. [ cheers ] steve yeah. Jimmy and this ones from hochalicious. Ho hocha hochalicious. Steve hochalicious. Jimmy yeah, hocha hocha . [ light laughter ] steve hocha. Jimmy licious licious. Steve hochalicious. Jimmy hochalicious. Steve hmm. Jimmy yeah. He says, my dad will take a a cup of coffee and tilt it to his forehead and then exclaims, oops, i thought i was taller. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyyo jimmy this last one is from shellylib. She says, i once asked my dad what was inside a samosa. Without hesitation, he responded, how am i samosa [ light laughter ] there you have it. Then, you vote on your favorite. Stick around. Well be right back with Elizabeth Banks, everybody check that out. Elizabeth banks, everybody check that out. N . Ted niwheats. Clhes. Ladies and gentlemen, please [ cheers and applause ] wow jimmy you look gorgeous, pal. Thank you. Go, go Power Rangers hows everything going . Because i know yound2yearold. Yeah, i have a four ay nd ji jimmy how old are they again now . Theyre 4 and 5. Jimmy felix and magnus. Felix and magnus, yeah. So, felix, he wants to know, first of all, whats the oldest one . Winnie . Jimmy winnie is the oldest one. Winnie and franny, yeah. Winnie. Does she have a job . [ light laughter ] thats the main thing he wants to know. Does she have b . Is all right. He a nice person, or is she a trickyerdenitely a nice perso. Okay. All right. Well, well see, all right. Because he said, if they are a a tricky person, probably they would lie about it, and say theyre not. [ light laughter ] just saying say no jimmy shes very very honest. Very, very innocent. Hes worried that she might be tricky. Jimmy no, theyre not tricky at all. Okay, the other thing, so i asked where they thought they would all live when theyre old and married. And the main thing he wanted to to come and live with his mom i fe like this is an okay match. Where are you guys are going to live maybe not with mom and dad because the house will be crowded at that point . And he said, where im going to live with that girl, in an apartment building. And thensa not the fallons . Agon. Hi so you dont need or and then just so you know, at the end he said, and if she doesnt, im not going to say anything. Ill just find somebody else. Jimmy oh [ audience ohs ] that kids the cutest. You raised smart boys there, yes. Good questions right there. I feel like, yeah, i feel its still on. Jimmy its still kind of theres much more questioning yeah. Well, a lot more questions to come, but for now. Jimmy and once the threeyearold can really talk. Then, get ready. Yeah. She can answer those questions. Absolutely yeah. Maybe help name the baby dragons. Jimmy lets talk Power Rangers can we please . Okay, yeah. Jimmy this is a big deal because i knew the tv show and theyre very fun and action this is the real deal. Ers. Its like, for everybody. Its like, really fun. Jimmy who do you play . I play rita repulsa, the villain. Jimmy thats fun. I mean, someone calls you, do you want to play rita repulsa . Im like, yeah, im already in. Jimmy im in. Hello, how do i get this let me tell what you i can do. Jimmy and its Power Rangers. And its the Power Rangers. Jimmy so, most likely, there will be an action figure, or something. Im hoping. Im hoping theres an action figure. Jimmy how cool would that be. To have an action figure . Yeah, for my kids to play with. Jimmy of course. And girls, by the way. Lots of girls. Jimmy yeah, i want to show a clip. Heres Elizabeth Banks and becky g in sabans Power Rangers. Take a look at this. The yellow ranger. Oh, you want your armor. Ill shown you mine, if you show me yours. No, please. Youre hurting youre so strong just kidding. [ laughs ] jimmy yo [ cheers and applause ] Elizabeth Banks, everybody sabans Power Rangers is in theaters everywhere march 24th elizabeth and i are having an emotional interview when we come back. Stick around [ cheers and applause ] [ music continues ] [ tires screech ] than a big discount. Thats what you get for bundling home and auto jamie you get sneakygood coverage. Thanks. Were gonna live forever how do you become americasage. Bestselling brand . Thanks. You make it detect what they dont. Stop, stop, stop sorry. You make it sense whats coming. Watch, watch, watch mom. Relax im relaxed. You make it for 16year olds. Whoawhoawhoa and the parents who worry about them. You saw him, right . Going further to help make drivers, better drivers. Dont freak out on me. Thats ford. And thats how you become americas bestselling brand. 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Elizabeth your a great actress which means you have to be in touch with many emotions. Sure. Jimmy so, i thought right now we could see how emotional we can get. Its time for an emotional interview. [ cheers and applause ] emotional interview so, what do we do . Jimmy so, heres how it works. Were going have a normal conversation with each other, except every so often hear this ding sound. [ ding ] and when we hear that well be given an emotion or situation, that we have to act out as we keep talking. Okay. Jimmy so ill start things off. Now elizabeth, i havent seen you in a while. Yeah, no, its been a while. [ ding ] jimmy how have you been . Ive been oh, my gosh. Look at this desk. Jimmy oh wow. Look at you. You can do that with your hands . Thats so cool. Thats amazing this is the most comfortable chair i ever sat in. Jimmy can i see that ring . Thats a real diamond. Ring . Can i see this hand . Is this a human hand . Jimmy you have two of them. Thats so amazing. You can do that, too . I can only go up this far. You can go that that is amazing going that far. Jimmy oh my gosh. I mean this . Come on i mean jimmy well, i didnt even know. Look at that. Look at this [ ding ] jimmy you didnt even comb your hair. No, i didnt comb my hair. I combed it. Like that . I combed my hair back. Jimyoupvery morning, i get up i get up out of bed. And jimmy and then im just jimmy oh man. And then it was, like, i was going to go, then, i was around. You know . Jimmy uhhuh. Youre still around. And then i waslike oh. And jimmy yeah. And so he jimmy uhhuh. And then jimmy youre still around. Yeah. No. Oh i was in the jimmy that reminds me of a a story, its so interesting. It was 1992 no. 93 no. 92. [ light laughter ] no. It was 93. No. It was 93 definitely, definitely 93, when was hoobastank . When did they have a hit . Was that you know what, it was 92, it was 92 the whole time. I dont know. [ ding ] jimmy but when you go to a a concerts you can just go by yourself . Alone. Sure. I guess. What do you mean . Jimmy i mean, youre not you dont have a entourage or, you why would i have an entourage . Jimmy i mean, youre going there and youre probably like, probably seeing the band. Youre like, hello [ light laughter ] you know . Whats the hello . Jimmy yeah, i mean thank . Untry here well drink some whiskey iew with Elizabeth Banks abh Tyson Anytizers popcorn chicken is chalked full of protein. [ band practicing ] its a great snack to keep them going. Even if you secretly wish theyd stop. Keep it real. Keep it Tyson Anytizers. Give extra. Get extra. Introducing new depend silhouette active fit, with a thin design for complete comfort. Th im moving more than ever. But feeling older . I did active duty 11 years. My in july of 98. And two in the reserves. Our 18 year old was in an accident. When i call usaa it was that voice asking me, is your daughter ok . 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