I was big last night. I was so big. So, so, big, big. Did you see my speech . Everyone was saying i was so president ial, because i started talking like this. [ light laughter ] in a slow, deeper voice. Wasnt i president ial . Wasnt i president ial . [ cheers and applause ] i was president ial. Im going to be so president ial all the time. Theres going to be so much president ial, youre going to get sick of me being president. [ laughter and applause ] i totally spoke from the heart. I was so calm and so collected. I have to admit, i started meditating. [ light laughter ] it works. I have a new app thats like headspace but even better. Its called hairspace. [ laughter and applause ] but i will also admit that right before my speech, steve bannon did shoot me up with a horse tranquilizer. Isnt that fantastic . In other news me again. [ light laughter ] my speech was so good, people were talking about it before it even started. Here, watch this clip that i didnt edit or change in any way, at all. Trump really is great. Donald trump seems like the best husband ever. Oh, yes, fantastic. Oh my god, your hands are so big. Jimmy thank you. Your hands are so big. Jimmy i get that a lot. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and the speech was so great. I spoke from the heart. I talked about immigration, health care and increasing our military budget. We are going to give more money to every branch of the military. Including the army, the navy, and of course, the ateam. [ laughter and applause ] for more analysis, were going to check in with Kellyanne Conway whos currently in an important meeting. Hi, great job. [ laughter and applause ] im in a meeting right now. Jimmy kellyanne, wasnt my speech fantastic . Yeah, it was so good. You didnt tell lies or whatever. Jimmy i know. I didnt, i didnt. I told the truth. And you know what . I told it bigly. [ light laughter ] oh, my god, yeah. Youre the best president ever. Jimmy i know. Thank you. Thank you, kellyanne. [ cheers and applause ] what i said was true. But the Fake News Media keeps telling lies about me no matter what i do. So when i build my wall, the Fake News Media are the first ones going over it. [ light laughter ] thank you for that. Im so glad that i could speak from the heart. [ laughter ] stay tuned for more tnn. Well be right back. Cue the music. [ cheers and applause ] near far wherever you are [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests, Jennifer Lopez, jeff probst, musical guest depeche mode, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 634, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, roots. Thank you, everybody [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome even at home. Welcome to the tonight show, baby. Baby this is it [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. I love you. Welcome, everybody. Heres what everybody is talking about here. Well, President Trump gave his big address to Congress Last night. It was actually surprising. He didnt trash the media or brag about winning the election. No. It was the first time people playing the trump drinking game ended up sober. [ laughter and applause ] i didnt touch it. He didnt say huge. Steve he didnt say wall. Jimmy he didnt say wall. Yeah. [ light laughter ] trumps speech is actually getting pretty good reviews. In fact a cnn poll found that 69 of viewers approved of trumps speech. Yep, 69. [ light laughter ] some call the number impressive, while mike pence called it inappropriate. [ laughter and applause ] but not everyone was impressed. In fact, Many Democrats actually rushed out at the end of trumps address. Most were annoyed by trumps speech, while Bernie Sanders said, drinking a big gulp right before, was not a good idea. That was a terrible get me to the nearest restroom. Trumps speech wound up being an hour long. And at one point he paused to drink some water. People noticed that he needed two hands to hold the glass. [ light laughter ] im not here. Check it out. Jimmy the sad thing that was actually a shot glass. Steve really oh, my god jimmy its just it was a a big night in congress and in case you were wondering what everyone did right after the president s speech, we actually found out. Take a look at this. Thank you. God bless you. And god bless the united states. [ cheers and applause ] kiss me kiss me yeah kiss me kiss me kiss me kiss me yeah kiss me kiss me kiss me kiss me yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy full volume. Steve nine times. Jimmy full volume. Steve very loud. Jimmy did you hear about this . Its kind of cool, papa johns is testing a new system. Papa johns. That lets customers pay 3 to skip the line and get faster pizza delivery. Yeah and for 6 Peyton Manning will throw the pizza at you from a speeding car. [ laughter and applause ] finally, this is kind of scary. Today lightning actually struck a runway at laguardia airport. Its not good, they say the lightning caused 10,000 worth of improvements. Steve really. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoa it has been a great week so far. Theres more ahead tomorrow night, Octavia Spencer will be here. Shes just wonderful. [ cheers and applause ] steve shes great. Jimmy john lithgow will be here. John lithgow, and luke bryant will be here. Were going to play a game of catch phrase, should be fun. Then on friday, samuel l. Jackson will be here. [ cheers and applause ] Dakota Fanning will be joining us. And we have music from ed sheeran. Steve oh jimmy you dont want to miss that. Good show. But first we have a fantastic show tonight. I am kind of excited because i used a new new soap today and i smell very citrusy. Steve mm. Jimmy yeah. And shes coming on. Shes going to really get the full experience. Steve yeah. Orange you glad you wore it . Jimmy she is one of the most talented, hardest working people we know, let alone the most gorgeous people that we know, from the nbc series, shades of blue, Jennifer Lopez is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy later in the show, Jennifer Lopez and i are going to compete. And you know how competitive i am. Steve yeah. Jimmy this one i dont know, i just said great things, i love her. Steve yeah. Jimmy but im going to beat her tonight. In a tonight will be a a tonight show dance show battle. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont care i dont care [ cheers and applause ] plus, my favorite dude ever. We love it when he comes by the show. He is the whole reason this show is on the air. He is the best thing. Oh, my gosh, hes from survivor, my man, jeff probst is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have so many questions. I love survivor, i have a a thousand questions. And we got great music from uh depeche mode steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy depeche mode. Guys, as we all know, a lot of news organizations rely on polls to determine how regular americans feel about certain issues, laws, things like that. But the Polling Industry is always trying to remain relevant so theyve been releasing a lot of new polls about all sorts of things. Steve wow jimmy ill show you what i mean in our segment called tonight show polls. Here we go. Tonight show polls jimmy now this first poll asks what was your Favorite Movie of the year . And 100 said la la land. [ light laughter ] then 100 said wait, sorry, i meant to say moonlight. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow jimmy see what im saying . Steve yeah. I think i think jimmy this poll asks, on a a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you for betsy devos to be the new secretary of education. 40 said, five. [ light laughter ] 59 said, two. Betsy devos said purple. Steve wow [ applause ] purple. Thats not even a number. Jimmy this next poll asked do you put half and half in your coffee . Half of the people said, yes, i use half and half. Half of that many people said, no i dont use half and half. And half of half of that many people said, half milk, half half and half. [ applause ] half, half and half . Steve im a three quarters. Jimmy thank you. The next poll asked, how do you express your views . 60 said by posting on facebook. 25 said by talking to friends and family in person. 15 said by retweeting someone elses views to make me seem smart. [ applause ] close to the bone next they asked, what do you do to relax . 25 said have a glass of wine. Steve mm. Jimmy 30 said exercise. 45 said i am relaxed, youre the one who needs to relax [ laughter and applause ] keep asking me questions all the time next poll asked, sup . [ light laughter ] 100 said nothin. [ laughter and applause ] steve nothing. Jimmy nothing. Last poll asked, what do you use to do your taxes . 50 said turbotax. 49 said a private accountant. Donald trump said, no one wants to see your taxes. Next question. There you go, thats all the time we have for tonight show polls, stick around. Well be right back with Jennifer Lopez [ cheers and applause ] man chevy is the most awarded car company, three years in a row. Really lets see how quickly you can read through all their awards. bell ringing man 2 2017 motor trend car of the year. Kelly blue book 2016 best resale value. 2016 j. D. Power highest quality breaking. Agh 10 best. Blah blah blah. 2015. Only about 90 more to go thats a lot of awards chevrolet. The most awarded and Fastest Growing retail brand in 2016. 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But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a grammy and golden globe award nominated performer who stars in the nbc series shades of blue. Which returns for a Second Season march 5th at 10 00 p. M. , ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one and only Jennifer Lopez [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Jennifer Lopez we love you. Come on they love you. Look at the love. Come on. Thats the love you get this is my town. This is my town. Jimmy some new york city love right there for you, pal. All new york. All bronx baby. Jimmy yeah bronx come on. [ cheers ] thank you for coming back to see us. Always. Jimmy yeah you know i love you. Last time we were here first of all know what im saying notice anything different about me or anything . What . Jimmy i mean you smell gorgeous. Thank you. Jimmy you always do. You smell like oranges. [ laughter and applause ] am i right . Is that what it is . Jimmy i guess. I dont know. Yeah. I guess so. Its no big deal. Im a little you have a new cologne . Jimmy yeah, i just have kind of this citrus vibe around me tonight. Want to see if people notice. Every time you are here we always play around. We do something silly. I just love you so much. Last time you were here we did ew. We played two little girls ew ew [ inaudible ] jimmy but, doing ew it was really fun. Thank you for doing that. It was fun. Actually i was so terrified because, hes so funny. Like why do you make me do these things . Why . Jimmy because you are great at it and you destroyed after i did tight pants i was like, oh god. Jimmy you can do anything right come on. I mean that was pretty embarrassing. Jimmy that was the best ever it was my favorite thing ever. [ cheers and applause ] tight pants was fun. Nailed it. Jimmy what did your kids think about ew . They loved ew. It is funny because the kids love it more than maybe the adults even love it. But my kids just run around saying, ew. Ew. Ew. Jimmy even if you like something, you go, ew, thats cool. Ew. Yeah, its awesome. Jimmy ew. Snapchat is like awesome. [ light laughter ] here they are. Heres a picture of these cuties right here. Oh my gosh. Max and emme, right there. Thats my babies. Jimmy look at come on. How cool, how cool are these kids . How cute . What are they into . Do they want to be . Theyre the best. Jimmy what are they into . What are they into. I mean a lot of stuff. Theyre all into the computers and all of the electronics stuff, obviously. Jimmy do they want to perform like mom . I dont know that they want to perform. They want their own youtube channel. Jimmy they do . Thats the thing, right . I dont even i mean honestly i really dont even know what it is. Jimmy really no yeah, ive seen these things, like i know what it is, but i dont know what it is. I dont partake as much, but jimmy yeah, you know, exactly, its for little kids, but yeah they open up toys and stuff. Well they just talk on it. Jimmy have a conversation. They just you know talk and watch other people on their Youtube Channels and then i dont know, and then they see whos watching it. I guess its just like all social media. Jimmy do they go see you live when you are in vegas . Yeah. That was actually my first day back this year, they wanted to come and support me. They were like, were coming, were dressing up. I was like, okay. Theyre like little adults honestly. They have their own schedules. Jimmy really. They make their dates. Play dates. Jimmy but i mean it is a a giant gig. I want to hear all about it. I love las vegas. I am fascinated by it. You have a residency. Im still waiting for you to come, right . You still havent come . Jimmy i just dont go to the west coast anymore. Were east coast. You have to come. Jimmy you have to come play atlantic city. [ laughter and applause ] youve got to. You have to come. Jimmy i never have time. I will come out. Im never on the west coast, but i really there has to be a time when youre on the west coast. Come on jimmy no. [ light laughter ] i will make a special trip. Make a special trip. Jimmy because i love you that much. I really do want to see you. I will be cheering louder than anyone. Maybe not anyone. Not anyone. Not if my mom is there. Jimmy i love your mom. My mom is there. Jimmy your mom is your biggest fan. No its funny because you see all these people come out, and theres always the fans, and theyre amazing. Then you have like these celebrities come out and you see them kind of Kerry Washington when she was pregnant, she was like, theres a section when i have a moon at the end, shes lying on the moon and taking pictures. Just like laverne cox going crazy in the audience. Like yes girl, yes jimmy thats what you want right. Doesnt that make you more pumped up . But nobody compares to my mom. My mom dances the whole show. Knows the routine. [ light laughter ] it is absolutely true. Its absolutely true. People are literally are going to go, i missed that part, i was watching your mom. [ light laughter ] really [ applause ] jimmy thats what you love. I love my mom. Nothing is better than your mom. Nobody is going to fan girl like your mom. Jimmy nobody is going to love you more than your mom. Your mom is actually here tonight at the show. She is. Shes been following me around. Jimmy oh look at her, all gorgeous hi, beautiful [ cheers and applause ] jimmy can you give me a a little move from hold it dont drop it . In just a quick little one. Quickly jimmy just a little one. [ cheers ] look. She comes out into the aisle. Dont drop me, dont drop me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy let me see her again. I love it. I love your mom. I met her. I met her. I love her so much. And thats my mom. Jimmy welcome, and thanks for being here. We love you, mom. We love you, mom. Shes got to be so proud of you. Not only are you in this residency, but shades of blue. Yeah. Jimmy giant hit show on nbc. [ cheers and applause ] youre back. Oh yeah. Ray liotta. You called it. You told me i think you were doing, you just did the first two, three episodes, you were like, dude wait till you see what goes on. I know. Jimmy watch ray. Ray is intense as hell, and scary at times. Jimmy can we set anyone else up for a little, just so they can get on board for the first time, shades of blue . You know, i play a a new york city detective who is a single mom who basically is in a band of dirty cops. The cops like push the envelope on what is right and wrong. No spoilers. At the beginning of the series she gets picked up by the fbi for doing her dirty deeds and has to turn on her crew. And basically it is crazy from there. Jimmy like, crazy from there. This season thats about to start in a couple days is crazier than last season. I dont even want to tell you how i wind up. I cant because i would ruin it for you. Jimmy yeah you cant, but its totally, you wont even have any idea how this character got to this position. No. If i showed you that, you would be like, what . How did that happen . Jimmy and for some weird reason, youre like but its like, fun. Jimmy yeah, exactly, i dont want to ruin the ending, just watch it and check it out. I want to show a clip of Jennifer Lopez and ray liotta in shades of blue. Take a look at this. Say goodbye to christina. I sent her to my sister, i was turning myself in. You know that, right . What did saul say when you brought up the prostitute . That was a great tip, harley. He rolled right over. Then why did they let you go . Who said they let me go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Jennifer Lopez, everybody [ cheers and applause ] season two of shades of blue premiers march 5th at 10 00 p. M. On nbc. Jennifer and i are having a a dance battle when we come back. Come on back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] with my m